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Post by Toom E. Guci on Sept 4, 2005 17:13:07 GMT -5
* Royal Pain In the Ass Rumble opens up with pyros galore as Toomi Bischoff is standing in the center of the ring.*
TB: Ladies & gentlemen, welcome to a momentous night here in Extreme Wrestlecrap Threaderation. Tonight many men, as well as a few women, will enter this ring to vie for one thing: #1 Contendership to the EWT Heavyweight Championship. 25 participants are advertised tonight, but they are not all who will be here for you fans. What kind of Rumble would it be without any surprises not advertised for you, the fans? And whether it is a one man or one woman comes out victorious tonight, they will go down to the franchise player, DSR. Now for participant #1 in the Royal Pain In the Ass Rumble.
* Toomi Bischoff reaches into a fish bowl & draws out a slip of paper with a name.*
TB: Looks like we’re starting out with a bang, as the #1 draw is Les E Biase. And now to draw #2.
* Bischoff reaches in again & draws #2.*
TB: Oh my, this will be interesting. #2 is none other then Mistress Mia.
* Biase makes his way to the ring as the fish bowl is taking from the ring & wheeled to the back. Bischoff gets to the entryway as Mia walks out & gives Bischoff a dirty look & starts yelling at him.*
TB: Luck of the draw Mia. I had nothing to do with it.
* Both participants get in the ring as the bell rings to signify the start of the Rumble. Both just kind of stare each other down for a few minutes as Mia decides to offer a hand to Biase. Biase hesitates at first, but decides to go for it. Mia kicks Biase in the groin & pulls him with a clothesline. Mia grabs Biase’s legs & looks at the crowd. Mia drops a fist to the crotch area. Mia then follows up with a leglock as she’s down on the ground. Biase manages to kick out of it & grabs Mia by the hair. Biase throws Mia into the corner & runs at her with a clothesline. Biase backs up again & runs at Mia. Mia ducks & manages a back bodydrop over the top rope, eliminating Biase from the match. Mia drops to her knees to catch her breath from the clothesline. Mia asks for a bottle of water & takes a drink as the clock ticks down. Mia sits & takes a breather, drinking her water.*
* The clock finally hits zero as Botchberg comes running out from the back. Botchberg jumps in the ring as Mia looks on in fear. Botchberg goes after Mia when suddenly, Mercenary comes running out from the back & nails Botchberg from behind with a chair. Merc starts beating on Botchberg, busting him open. Merc hands Mia the chair as he lifts Botchberg up. Merc brings Botchberg to the ropes & starts choking him out with the top ropes, yelling something at Mia. Mia nails Botchberg on the back with the chair. Just then, curtrok grabs Merc from behind & hits a German Suplex in the ring. Curtrok gets to his feet as Mia comes at him with the chair. Curtrok hits a drop toehold on Mia that sends her face first into the chair. Curtrok grabs Mia & throws Mia over the top rope, eliminating her, as she lies out of the ring. Botchberg gets his bearings & grabs Merc, throwing him over the top rope as he crashes down on Mia. EMT’s rush down to the ring to check on Mia as Botchberg & curtrok celebrate in the ring. Curtrok starts to leave the ring as Merc has a worried look on his face while EMT’s are taking Mia out on a stretcher with a broken nose, amongst other injuries.*
* The clock hits zero as Bischoff walks out.*
TB: Mercenary, you’re next in there.
Merc: What the f***? I can’t. I have to be with Mia. She’s hurt.
TB: If you don’t get in that ring, you will lose not only your chance, but also your #1 Contendership to the Tri-State Championship.
Merc: Son of a b***. That’s f***ed up.
TB: Take it or leave it.
* Mercenary hesitates & heads backstage with the stretcher. Curtrok starts heading up the ramp as Botchberg stands in the ring, celebrating. As curtrok gets to the curtains, he’s nailed by a chair shot from behind the curtain. Merc goes running down to the ring with a chair in his hands as the crowd goes crazy, chanting his name. Merc slides into the ring as a bloody Botchberg attacks him. Merc gets to his feet & connects with the chair again. Merc tosses the chair down on the ground & grabs Botchberg, throwing him into the ropes. Merc nails a spinebuster onto the chair. Merc grabs Botchberg & throws him into the turnbuckle. Merc grabs the chair & runs at Botchberg, smashing & denting the chair to the cranium of Botchberg as the clock hits zero for the next participant.*
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Sept 4, 2005 17:13:40 GMT -5
* Billy Ubermark slowly heads towards the ring. Ubermark kind of hesitates at first, as he sees a crazy look in Merc’s eyes. Billy climbs into the ring & comes up from behind Merc, grabbing the chair. Merc turns around in astonishment as Billy nails a kick to the midsection. Billy drops the chair & grabs Merc, hitting a DDT onto the chair. Billy runs the ropes & leaps off, nailing a Lionsault to a prone Merc. Billy grabs the chair & tosses it out of the ring, as Botchberg spears him from behind. Botchberg grabs Billy & sets him up for a Jackhammer, crashing Billy down on the mat. Botchberg grabs Merc & throws him into the ropes. Botchberg nails a spear onto Merc as he rebounds off the ropes. Botchberg grabs Merc & decides for something different, hoisting Merc onto the top rope. Botchberg climbs to the top rope & grabs Merc, setting him up & slamming him down off the top rope with a Super Jackhammer. All 3 men lay prone on the mat as Billy struggles to his feet. Botchberg uses the ropes to help himself to his feet, as well. Botchberg gets to his feet but is surprised by a dropkick that sends him flipping over the top rope, eliminating him. Billy gets back to his feet & is totally amazed by not only what he had just done, but also the fact that for the first time in his career, the fans are actually cheering what he had just done. Billy decides to showboat a bit & starts bowing in the middle of the ring. Billy then looks over at Merc & decides to cover him for some strange reason, as he hits the mat 1-2-3 with his hand.*
BU: There you go Mercenary. You just had your shot at my belt & you LOST!! YOU LOST!!! I JUST PINNED YOUR ASS!! 1!! 2!! 3!!
* Billy slides out from the bottom rope & grabs his championship belt, climbing back in the ring. Billy kneels down on Merc’s chest & starts badmouthing him some more, when suddenly Merc manages a sunset flip reversal. Merc gets to his feet & grabs the Tri-State Championship.*
Merc: You know what, you f***ing virgin? I don’t give a shit about your belt until I get my f***ing hands on curtrok & Botchberg.
* Merc throws the belt at Billy then follows up with a clothesline. The clock starts ticking down & hits zero as You Gene comes down to the ring, high fiving everybody. You Gene is waving to the crowd, when he sees the Tri State Championship outside the ring. You Gene picks it up & holds it above his head, like he just won it. You Gene starts jumping up & down with joy. You Gene straps the belt around his waist & grabs a microphone:*
YG: I am the champion, my friends. And I will keep on fighting till the end. I am the champion. I am the champion. No time for losers cause I am the champion of the EWT. I will, I will rock you. I will, I will rock you. Wahoo!! This is just as great as when I won the EWT Heavyweight Champion.
* You Gene goes crashing into the ring barricade as he’s nailed by a baseball slide to the back of the head from under the bottom rope. Billy crawls out of the ring & grabs You Gene, throwing him into the ring post. Billy hip tosses You Gene into the ring steps. Billy grabs You Gene & slides him into the ring. Billy climbs back into the ring but is met by a dropkick from Merc. Merc grabs Billy & throws him into the ropes, connecting with a takedown clothesline. Merc lifts up Billy & nails a throwaway slam onto him. Merc hits a leg drop in the center of the ring. Merc gets to his feet & decides to go after You Gene. Merc grabs You Gene & throws him into the turnbuckle. Merc runs at You Gene but You Gene manages a back bodydrop that sends Merc over the top rope. You Gene starts jumping up & down in the ring, proud of himself. You Gene heads after Billy & picks Billy up, perfecting a suplex. You Gene claps for himself again. Suddenly, You Gene is nabbed from behind by Merc, who connects a Payoff on You Gene. Turns out, Merc was able to dodge elimination & roll back in the ring as shown via replay.*
* 2 minutes pass again, as Tim “the Toolman” Terror jumps into the ring. He attacks Merc, who manages a reversal & throws Terror out of the ring, eliminating him. Merc goes to turn his attention back towards You Gene but is nailed by an Ubermark dropkick. Ubermark grabs Merc & connects with an over the head belly-to-belly suplex. Billy climbs to the top rope, where he leaps off onto Merc with a corkscrew. Billy grabs Merc & sets him up, connecting with a Virgin Sacrifice. Billy gets to his feet first, is met with a belly to back suplex from You Gene. You Gene runs the ropes & goes for a Rolling Thunder, but gets knees to the back from Billy. Billy yanks You Gene by the hair off the ground, where he throws him into the turnbuckles. You Gene flips & is sitting in a Tree of Woe. Billy grabs You Gene & climbs the rope, nailing a Tornado DDT to You Gene. Billy climbs the top rope & leaps off the ropes, crashing down onto You Gene with a 5 Star Frogsplash. Billy struggles to his feet, where a clothesline takes him down. Merc grabs Billy & sets him up, nailing a Payoff on Billy. Merc gets to his feet & points towards the ropes. Merc starts running towards the ropes with Billy, getting ready to eliminate him as the clock hits zero.*
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Sept 4, 2005 17:14:13 GMT -5
* A crazed psychoapeguy rushes to the ring, where he attacks Merc as he’s about to eliminate Billy. Ape grabs Merc & starts beating on him. Ape throws Merc into the turnbuckles & turns his attention towards Billy. Ape grabs Billy, nailing him with a double arm DDT. Ape starts kicking away at Billy & decides to turn his attention towards an old enemy, You Gene. Ape grabs You Gene & throws him into the ropes, shocking all with a picture perfect powerslam. Ape yanks up You Gene & applies am Eye For an Eye on You Gene when ape is attacked from Merc. Merc nails a German Suplex onto ape. Merc then drops an elbow on ape & grabs him by the hair. Merc throws ape into the rope & hits a takedown clothesline. Merc then picks up ape & hits a throwaway slam that sends ape into the ropes, where he bounces off the ropes & crashes to the mat. Merc gets to his feet & motions, grabbing ape. Merc sets up for the Payoff when Billy dropkicks him from behind. Billy grabs Merc from the mat & bodyslams him onto ape. Billy grabs both ape & Merc, colliding their heads together. Billy turns his attention towards You Gene, grabbing You Gene. You Gene kicks Billy in the gut & nails him with a Stunner. You Gene starts giving Billy the finger. Merc grabs You Gene, where You Gene kicks him in the gut & nails a Stunner. You Gene gives Merc the finger. You Gene decides to grab ape & lifts him up, kicking him in the gut & nailing a Stunner. You Gene gives ape the finger as the clock hits zero.*
* Curly Long comes strolling down into the ring. You Gene sees Curly & starts jumping up & down, clapping in the ring.
YG: YEAH!! I LOVE MIDGETS!!
* Curly climbs into the ring when You Gene walks up to him & gives him a hug. You Gene pats Curly on the head when Curly nails You Gene with a low blow. You Gene drops down to one knee when Curly hits him with a slap in the face. You Gene goes down & Curly climbs on him & starts punching him in the face. Curly gets to his feet & climbs the top rope. Curly leaps off the rope but is met by Merc, who catches him in midair. Merc bodyslams Curly onto You Gene. Merc lifts up Curly & hits a Payoff in the center of the ring. Merc grabs Curly & & places him on the corner top rope, patting him on the head. A groggy Curly just kinda sits there as Merc grabs You Gene. Merc lifts You Gene up & throws him into the ropes, nailing him with a Lou Thesz Press. Merc’s punches cause You Gene to start bleeding from the forehead. Merc gets to his feet & he turns around, to be met by a highcross bodyblock by Curly from the top rope. Curly rolls off Merc & runs to the ropes; where he hits a Lionsault onto Merc. Curly looks over, where he sees You Gene on all 4’s; attempting to get to his feet. Curly runs up & hits a dropkick to the side of You Gene’s head. Curly then gets on You Gene & starts biting his nose.*
* The clock hits zero as Mr. Big comes walking out into the ring. Mr. Big walks up behind Curly, who’s biting You Gene’s nose. Big picks up Curly & walks over to the rope; shocking everybody as he dumps Curly over the top rope. Mr. Big then turns around, where he’s met with an Eye For An Eye by ape. Ape releases the hold when he’s grabbed by Billy into a German Suplex from behind. Billy starts throwing punches at ape as ape is just laughing at this. Billy knees ape in the midsection & grabs him, shocking all as he connects a Canadian Destroyer onto ape. Billy starts to look exhausted as he reaches for the ropes, where a boot to the head by Merc meets him. Merc grabs Billy & throws him into the ropes, hitting a spear on Billy. Merc lifts up Billy as Big nails Merc in the back with a forearm. Big throws Merc into the ropes & connects with a sidewalk slam to the mat. Merc grabs his back in pain as Big gets to his feet. Big lifts up Merc & nails a snake eyes in the corner. You Gene attacks Big from behind with punches. Big turns towards You Gene & kicks him in the midsection, then grabs him. Big places You Gene’s head between his legs & scoops him up over his head. Big turns towards the ropes, where he releases You Gene over the top rope; crashing You Gene down to the arena floor. You Gene’s body folds in half as he lands with a very loud scream. Referees rush over to You Gene & when they reach him, a very concerned look is on their face. They motion towards the back, as EMT’s rush out to check on the condition of You Gene. An EMT motions towards the back, as a stretcher is rushed down to the ring. You Gene is placed in a neck brace & slowly moved onto a backboard. Big just looks down at what he had done & smiles. Big turns his attention back to the ring, where a Merc clothesline sends Big flipping over the top rope & landing on his feet, eliminating him.*
* curtrok comes running back to the ring a second time tonight as the next man in the Rumble. Curtrok & Merc start going punch for punch, brawling in the ring. Curtrok lands a punch that sends Merc off his feet. Curtrok holds his hand up to reveal brass knuckles, as he gets down & starts pounding away on Merc’s face. Merc’s now busted open from the blows. Curtrok drops the knuckles & reaches into his tights, where he pulls out a chain. Curtrok sets Merc up for a Camel Clutch, but instead starts choking Merc out with the chain. Curtrok holds the when he’s nailed by a dropkick from Billy. Billy grabs curtrok & throws him into the turnbuckle. Billy runs at curtrok, who nails a boot to the head of Billy. Curtrok grabs Billy & reverses the corner. Curtrok steps back a bit & spears Billy into the corner. Curtrok then grabs Billy in a full nelson & nails a full nelson slam. Curtrok starts kicking away at Billy when Merc comes up from behind. Merc now has the brass knuckles as he starts throwing punches & busts open curtrok. Merc grabs curtrok & sets him up for a Payoff when ape intervenes, causing Merc to drop curtrok. Ape grabs Merc & throws him into the turnbuckle. Ape grabs the Merc & repeatedly rams his head into the turnbuckle. Ape then rips the turnbuckle off & grabs Merc, hip tossing him into the turnbuckle. Ape gets nailed from behind by curtrok; using the chain on his fist. Curtrok continues to punch ape, making him bloody. Curtrok uses the top rope to choke ape out. Curtrok struggles to try & hoist ape over the ropes. Billy stops what he’s doing & tries to assist curtrok. Both men are close to getting ape over the rope when Merc runs up from behind, hitting a clothesline on Billy that sends Billy going over the top rope & pulling ape over, as well. Merc tries to get his bearings as curtrok manages to lift Merc up by the feet, eliminating Merc as well.*
* As all this is going on, dorf slides into the ring from behind & grabs curtrok who’s celebrating what he’s done. Dorf nails curtrok with a Tazz-plex. Dorf lifts up curtrok & throws him into the ropes, hitting a Hurricanarama. Dorf runs the ropes & baseball slides curtrok under the bottom rope to the outside. Dorf slides under the bottom rope & jumps off the apron as curtrok is attempting to get to his feet. Dorf is able to leap off, hooking his legs around curtrok’s neck, & hitting a Hurricanarama off the apron, crashing curtrok into the arena floor. Dorf lifts up curtrok & nails a throw away German Suplex, sending curtrok crashing into the Portugal Announce Table. Dorf grabs curtrok & slams the head of curtrok into the Australian Announce Table. Dorf climbs on top of the Australian Announce Table & grabs curtrok, dragging him onto the table with him. Dorf gets to the edge of the table, holding curtrok. Dorf sets in motion & nails an AbDorftion from the Australian Announce Table into the Lollipop Land Announce Table, smashing the table. Curtrok seems unconscious from the beating he has taken, as dorf slowly gets to his feet. Dorf grabs curtrok & drags him back to the ring, where he rolls him under the bottom rope & back into the ring. Dorf lifts up curtrok & places his arms on the top ropes for support. Just then, dorf is shoved aside by Merc, who’s back in the ring. Merc’s now got a steel chair, where he slams the chair across curtrok’s back. Merc turns curtrok around so he’s facing him. Merc swings the chair like a baseball bat, slamming it into curtrok’s face & it sends curtrok flipping over the top rope. Merc tosses the chair down & climbs out of the ring, proud of what he’s done.*
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Sept 4, 2005 17:14:42 GMT -5
* dorf grabs the chair & sets it up in the ring. Dorf sits on it, as he watches the countdown clock until the next opponent. The time hits zero as WDD comes running out of the back & jumps in the ring. Dorf grabs the chair & tosses it to WDD, who catches it. Dorf nails a spinning kick to the chair, crashing it into WDD’s face. Dorf grabs WDD & runs towards the ropes & eliminates him. Dorf brushes his hands off & grabs the chair, setting it up in the center of the ring. Dorf takes a seat again as he awaits the next opponent. Theo Rumm comes down as the clock hits zero & dorf pounces on him as he slides into the ring. Dorf pulls Theo up & hits a Rolling German Suplex. Dorf throws Theo into the ropes & nails a Hurricanarama. Dorf lifts up Theo & throws him over the top rope, eliminating him. Dorf grabs the chair again & takes a seat as the clock starts ticking down again.*
* The clock hits zero & nobody comes out. Dorf gets to his feet, looking for a challenger but nobody comes out. Dorf starts feeling confident when suddenly, when Spaz grabs him from behind. Spaz nails a German Suplex on dorf. Spaz grabs dorf & runs him towards the rope, sending him over. Dorf manages to hold onto the ropes, & flips back into the ring. Spaz grabs the chair dorf had in the ring & as dorf runs at him, nails dorf in the head with the chair. Spaz sets the chair up in the corner area & then grabs dorf. Dorf reverses an Irish Whip & sends Spaz crashing into the chair. Dorf grabs Spaz & sends him into the other corner, charging at him. Spaz manages to sidestep a spear in the corner as dorf crashes into the ring post. Spaz pulls dorf out of the ropes, where he sets him up & nails a Three Amigos Suplex. Spaz grabs dorf off the mat & nails a Shockwave in the center of the ring. Spaz pulls up a limp dorf & starts heading towards the ropes when the countdown clock hits zero.*
* A familiar face to the EWT starts strolling down to the ring. Wonderful Wally Washington is walking, eating his Washington Apple. WWW gets in the ring as Spaz is trying to eliminate dorf. WWW heads on over to Spaz & taps him on the shoulder. Spaz turns around to get a face full of Washington Apple spit. WWW then grabs Spaz by the head & looks at him.*
WWW: Apple core. Nevermore. Who’s your friend? YOU!!!
* WWW smears the apple remnants into Spaz’s face then throws him to the ropes. Spaz winds up on the outside, as WWW turns his attention towards dorf. As WWW draws near, dorf lands a knee to the gut of WWW. Dorf grabs WWW & nails a gut wrench suplex to him. Dorf then runs the ropes & connects a Rolling Thunder on WWW. Dorf then climbs to the top rope, & leaps off, only to be tripped up by Spaz. Spaz slides back into the ring, as he went through the second & third rope & wasn’t eliminated. As dorf crashes down, Spaz quickly climbs to the top rope & leaps off with a flying headbutt to a prone dorf on the mat. Spaz then slowly gets to his feet & garbs WWW. Spaz spits in WWW’s face & kicks him in the gut. Spaz sets up WWW & nails a piledriver in the ring. Spaz grabs WWW’s legs & sets him up, applying a Sydney Cloverleaf in the center of the ring. WWW starts pounding on the apron, as if he’s tapping out. A dorf clothesline nails Spaz, thus releasing the hold. Dorf lifts up Spaz & throws him into the ropes, nailing a dropkick that sends Spaz reeling over the top rope. Spaz gets twisted up as his arm is caught in the ropes, saving him from elimination. Dorf turns his attention towards WWW who surprises dorf with a dropkick of his own. WWW grabs dorf & applies an armbar to him, applying much pressure to the shoulder area. WWW gets to his feet & starts kicking at the shoulder of dorf. WWW grabs dorf, throwing him into the ropes & lands a powerslam to him. WWW decides to turn his attention to a tied up Spaz & starts throwing punches at Spaz’s head. WWW starts kicking at Spaz as the clock nears zero again.*
* Bison Tonto comes waltzing down to the ring, the next participant. Tonto climbs into the ring as WWW goes after him. Tonto wards off WWW with a boot the face. Tonto then grabs WWW & lifts him up high, & slams him down in the corner with a Snake Eyes. Dorf gets to his feet & attacks Tonto with a dropkick. Tonto shakes it off & throws a punch at dorf. Tonto grabs dorf & throws him into the ropes, nailing a boot to the head. Spaz finally gets out of the ropes & comes after Tonto. Both men start exchanging blows but Spaz gets the upperhand with a low blow kick. Spaz then grabs a hunched Tonto & hits the Down Under DDT. Spaz starts throwing kicks towards Tonto. Spaz lifts up Tonto to attempt a Rolling German Suplex, but Tonto is too heavy for him. Tonto manages to escape with an elbow to the face & reverses it into his own German Suplex. Tonto grabs Spaz & lifts him up, crashing him down to the ground with a sit down powerbomb. Tonto gets to his feet & is met with a chair across the back by WWW. Tonto turns towards WWW, who nails him with a chair to the head. The chair dents as WWW nails him again. WWW drops the chair to the ground & grabs Tonto, nailing a ddt to the chair. *
* The time limit expires as A-Bomb comes running to the ring. A-Bomb gets to the top rope & drops a Missile Dropkick on WWW in the ring. Bomb grabs WWW & runs towards the ropes, eliminating him over the top. Bomb looks & sees Tonto attempting to get to his feet. Bomb runs & nails an axe kick to the back of the head of Tonto. Bomb grabs Tonto & drags him towards the corner. Bomb talks to dorf & dorf grabs the steel chair. Dorf slides under the bottom rope, holding the chair as Bomb climbs to the top rope on the other side. Bomb leaps off the top rope, nailing a dropkick to the chair, crashing the chair into Tonto’s face & busted Tonto’s nose. Bomb gets to his feet & grabs Tonto as dorf lays the chair on the mat. Bomb hits a Bomb Drop on the chair with Tonto. Bomb climbs to the top rope & leaps off, nailing a perfect Twisting 450 5 Star Frog Splash. Bomb then grabs Tonto & throws him towards dorf, who is able to scoop Tonto up & hits a Dorf-plex. Dorf & Bomb both grabs Tonto & throw him over the top rope. Dorf & Bomb just kind of look at each other after the alliance they had just formed with this match as every man for himself. Both men turn their attention to Spaz, as Spaz nails both men with a clothesline. Spaz grabs the chair, but is taken down by a leg sweep by Bomb. Dorf gets to his feet with the aid of the ropes as Bomb points to the top rope. Dorf climbs to the top rope as Bomb Bomb Drops Spaz. Bomb grabs Spaz & drags him to the corner & holds him up as dorf grabs Spaz. Dorf sets up & lands a Dorf Driver off the top rope for the first time ever. Dorf grabs Spaz & throws him over the top rope, eliminating him as the clock hits zero.*
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Sept 4, 2005 17:15:11 GMT -5
* Bomb & dorf look at each other, ready to lock up as the clock hits zero. Both men lock up as Epidemik comes strolling out from the back. Epidemik slides into the ring as both men turn their attention towards him. Bomb & dorf double-arm clothesline Epidemik. Bomb grabs Epidemik as dorf bounces off the ropes for a dropkick. Epidemik manages to escape as dorf crashes into Bomb. Epidemik grabs dorf & throws him into the unprotected turnbuckle that ape had set up. Epidemik runs at dorf & nails a behind the back clothesline. Epidemik turns his attention towards Bomb & nails a kick to the midsection. Epidemik scoops Bomb up & hits a running powerbomb on him. Epidemik starts kicking at Bomb when dorf comes from behind & nails a Triple Play German Suplex. Dorf then lifts up Epidemik & nails a standing dropkick to his face. Dorf lifts up Epidemik & sets him up in a Full Nelson, then lifts him up & deposits him in a Full Nelson Slam. Dorf lifts up Epidemik & throws him into the exposed turnbuckle. Dorf grabs Epidemik & scoops him up to the top rope & nails a German Suplex off the top rope. Dorf sees Bomb get to his feet & yells something, throwing Epidemik into Bomb. Bomb catches Epidemik & nails a Bomb Drop on Epidemik. Bomb gets to his feet & bounces off the ropes, hitting an axe kick as the clock ticks down to zero.*
* Linda Ragnal comes walking out of the back, looking concerned. Linda walks in as Bomb & dorf just look at her. Bomb heads over to her & tries to convince her to eliminate herself. Linda shakes her head no as Epidemik & dorf are brawling in the back. Epidemik flings dorf, as he crashes into Bomb who takes down Linda accidentally. Epidemik looks & sees Linda down & starts to smile. Epidemik grabs Linda by the hair & scoops her up, throwing her into the ropes & nailing a spine buster. Epidemik gets to his feet & grabs Linda again, throwing her into the ropes with a sidewalk slam. Epidemik gets to his feet & looks down at what he’s done to Linda, when he gets nailed by a dorf flying forearm. Dorf grabs Epidemik & hits him with a Dorf Bottom. Dorf then grabs Epidemik & hits a Dorf-plex oh him. Dorf then checks on a dazed Linda, who has no clue who is touching her & lands a kick. Linda gets to her feet & hits a spinning heel kick to dorf. Linda then starts running & hits a Tidal Wave on dorf. Linda gets to her feet & reaches the top rope, leaping off & landing a Downpour on dorf. Linda gets to her feet & gets taken down by an Epidemik clothesline. Epidemik gets taken down by a Bomb clothesline. Bomb looks around & grabs Epidemik, hauling him towards the ropes where he attempts a single elimination. Bomb tries lifting Epidemik up when he’s nailed from behind by a kendo stick shot.*
* The next participant is in the ring, beating on Bomb with a kendo stick. It’s the return of Barbwire Harry. BWH turns & nails dorf with the kendo stick. He then turns & nails Epidemik with the kendo stick. And just as BWH turns again, he is nailed by a dropkick that sends him flying over the top rope, eliminated from the match by Linda. Linda looks down & sees the kendo stick lying in the ring & picks it up. Linda gets an angry look on her face & gets the kendo stick around the throat of Epidemik. Linda pulls back & falls forward with a takedown onto Epidemik. She pulls back in a sort of camel clutch position & starts choking out Epidemik with the stick. Bomb tries to pull Linda off, as Linda releases it & swings the kendo stick at Bomb, connecting with the midsection. Linda then takes the kendo stick to Bomb’s head & follows up with a spear using the kendo stick to take down Bomb. Linda swings the kendo stick again & it winds up nailing dorf & taking him out. Linda tosses the kendo stick down & grabs dorf, throwing him into the ropes & connecting with a Hurricanarama. Linda climbs to the top rope & the ropes getting shaken by Epidemik as Linda falls off the ropes to the outside apron. Epidemik runs & hits a clothesline that eliminates Linda from the match. Linda looks in the ring, angry, as Epidemik mocks her for being eliminated as the clock ticks down again.*
* Paul Podanski comes running down to the ring & slides in, as he & Epidemik start brawling in the center of the ring. Paul grabs Epidemik & runs him to the exposed turnbuckle, ramming his head into the exposed metal. Paul then grabs Epidemik’s legs & flips him over the top rope, eliminating him from the match. Paul then turns his attention but is met by a Bomb clothesline. Bomb grabs Paul & nails an Atomic Kneedrop. Paul starts wobbling & Bomb mocks the wobbling as dorf hits a dropkick to Paul. Dorf runs the ropes as Paul gets up & hits a bulldog. Dorf then runs to the ropes & backflips into a Lionsault. Bomb gets all excited at it & starts hopping on one foot in a pattern. Bomb then drops down & starts doing the Worm in the center of the ring, gets to his feet & starts making a chopping motion, then follows up with a chop drop to the throat of Paul. Dorf looks on with a “what the f***?” look. Bomb just shrugs his shoulders as the fans go crazy for this exceptional move they have just seen. Dorf grabs Paul & bodyslams him in the center of the ring & grabs his elbow pad, yanking it off his arm. Dorf throws the elbow pad into the crowd & runs the ropes, bouncing off one side of the ring, then bounces off the other side of the ring. Dorf comes to a screeching halt at Paul, where he drops an elbow on him. The crowd cheers even louder as Bomb starts yelling:*
Bomb: Why the hell did you just run the ropes only to stop?
Dorf: Drama.
Bomb: Save the drama for your mama.
* The clock hits zero as both men decide to try for a lock up again & oceanic comes running down to the ring. Oceanic climbs to the top rope as both men lock up in a test of strength & respect, not realizing she’s there. Oceanic leaps off with a high cross bodyblock on both men. Oceanic rolls to her feet after splashing both men. Dorf gets to his feet as oceanic takes him down with a Hurricanarama. Oceanic then runs the ropes & nails a flying forearm to Bomb as he gets to his feet. Oceanic grabs Bomb up & runs him headfirst into the turnbuckle. Oceanic rams his head as the fans count along to ten. Oceanic grabs Bomb & hits a Belly to Back Suplex. Oceanic runs the ropes & baseball slides Bomb out of the ring. As she gets to her feet, a lariat Clothesline by Paul nails her. Paul yanks oceanic up by the hair & throws her into the unexposed turnbuckle. Paul runs at her for a spear, but she reverses it into a Sunset Flip. Oceanic releases the Sunset Flip & grabs Paul, & applies These Arms Are Snakes. Oceanic applies the hold with force but Paul manages to grabs a hold of the top rope. Paul pulls on the ropes & flips over the top rope, pulling oceanic with him. Oceanic releases the hold to catch herself on the apron. Both oceanic & Paul are standing on the apron, holding the top rope. Paul nails a kick to the midsection of oceanic. Paul starts throwing punches at oceanic, but oceanic manages to counter with a knee to the midsection. Oceanic grabs Paul & sets him up in a vertical suplex from the apron & leaps off the apron, looking like she’s eliminating herself. Oceanic lands on top of Paul, but both her feet are still in the air. Oceanic crawls on her belly with both feet in the air towards the ring step, where she struggles to get back in the ring. Oceanic manages to prop her airborne legs onto the ring steps. Oceanic kinda turns & grabs the ring apron & pulls herself a bit, as she is able to get part of her body onto the ring steps. Oceanic finally manages to get her full body onto the ring steps & walks back into the ring to a standing ovaition from the crowd. As oceanic enters the ring, she is met by a Stinger Splash into the corner. Bomb grabs oceanic & tosses her onto the mat as the clock nears zero. *
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Sept 4, 2005 17:15:46 GMT -5
* The lights dim down & the air grows cold Chrysta comes walking down to the ring & gets in the ring. Bomb decides to let the women go at it, as he walks away. Chrysta grabs oceanic from the mat & puts oceanic on one shoulder. Chrysta then hooks oceanic’s behind her back & nails the Schwein to oceanic. Chrysta then smiles after what she had done, but is met by a Bomb clothesline. Bomb lifts up Chrysta & hits a Bomb Drop on her. Bomb lifts up Chrysta but is met by dorf hitting him with a Sicilian Slice to the back of the head. Dorf grabs Bomb off the mat & scoops him into a bodyslam. Dorf grabs Bomb & sets him up, nailing a Juvy Driver. As dorf stands over Bomb, proud of what he did, Chrysta nails him with the kendo stick still in the ring. Dorf goes down as Chrysta throws the kendo stick outside the ring. Chrysta climbs to the top rope, where she leaps off with a Shooting Star Press onto dorf. Chrysta lifts dorf up & throws him into the rope, & as he bounces back, Chrysta doing a Legline lariat nails him. Chrysta lifts up dorf & sets him up for a Widow’s Peak. As Chrysta is about to execute it, an oceanic dropkick nails her. Oceanic grabs Chrysta & scoops her up & nails an Alabama Slam on her. Oceanic runs the ropes & hits Chrysta with a Rolling Thunder. Oceanic grabs Chrysta & hits her with a Brain Buster. *
* Oceanic drags Chrysta towards the ropes & tries to eliminate her, while the next participant heads towards the ring. Flex Magnificent gets in the ring, where he grabs Chrysta from oceanic, gives her a kiss, & tosses her over the top rope. Flex then grabs oceanic & pulls her. Oceanic lands a kick to the groin of Flex & hits him with a Spinning Neckbreaker. Oceanic then pulls Flex up, but Flex manages to reverse it into a Full nelson Slam onto oceanic. Flex then pulls oceanic up, pulls her in, & plants a kiss on her. Flex then throws oceanic over the top rope, eliminating her. Just then, Dr. Hillary Clitton jumps the barricade & attacks oceanic. Clitton gets on the apron, where she leaps off with a Nestea Plunge on oceanic outside the ring. Clitton grabs oceanic & tosses her onto the Cuban Announce Table. Clitton shocks all & hits an Orange Crush Bomb to oceanic on the table, sending the table crashing down as well. Clitton gets to her feet & holds up the EWT Girl Next Door Championship. Clitton decides she needs one more thing & grabs oceanic again & sets her up, nailing a Pedigree onto the EWT Girl Next Door Championship. Oceanic lay on the broken table, bleeding, as Clitton grabs her belt & hops back over the barricade & heads toward her seat, where she sits to enjoy the rest of the show.*
* Back in the ring, dorf & Flex are going at it. Flex throws dorf into the ropes & nails a clothesline on him. Flex grabs dorf & scoops him up into a piledriver. Flex then grabs dorf & holds him up high, nailing a Gorilla Press Slam. Bomb attempts to attack Flex, but Flex hits him with a kick to the midsection. Flex then runs the ropes, where he connects with the ReFLEX ReACTION. Flex gets to the second rope, where he leaps off with a double axe handle as the countdown clock nears zero again.*
* Destroyer comes into the ring, but is met by a Flex attack. Flex starts throwing haymaker punches at Destroyer & knees him in the midsection. Flex then lifts up Destroyer & hits the 187 on him hard. Flex throws Destroyer over the top rope, eliminating him. As Flex turns back to the ring, he is met with a spinning heel kick by dorf. Dorf gets to his feet & helps Bomb to his feet. Bomb grabs Flex & holds him in a Bear Hug as dorf runs the ropes & the 2 work together to nail a Hart Attack on Flex. Bomb grabs Flex & hits him with the Last Rites as dorf hits a legdrop onto Flex. Bomb grabs Flex from the mat & sets him up for a piledriver as dorf climbs the ropes. Dorf leaps off, as they double team again to hit a spiked piledriver. Dorf & Bomb look down at what they have accomplished together again, as dorf directs traffic towards the ropes. Bomb drags Flex towards the ropes & turns to see if dorf will help him when dorf connects with a Liger Kick to Bomb. The kick is so hard that it sends Bomb over the top rope, eliminating him. Dorf stands there, proud of what he’s done as Bomb just looks on in disgust at first; but he then offers his hand. Dorf is hesitant at first, but decides to shake his hand. Nothing happens until dorf turns around & is nailed by a Superkick to the face by the next participant in the Rumble.*
* dorf goes down hard & standing above him is a very familiar masked man not seen in a long time…El Gran Luchadore. EGL grabs dorf & throws him into the exposed turnbuckle, then runs at him with a Running Cartwheel Elbow Attack. EGL grabs dorf again & hits a Michinoku Driver in the center of the ring. As EGL gets back up to his feet, he’s met with a Lariat that takes him down hard. Flex grabs EGL & hits him with a suplex. Flex lifts up dorf & throws him into the ropes, where he hits him with a Flying Shoulderblock. Flex scoops dorf up into a bodyslam, but dorf rolls with it, turning it into a small package. Dorf then gets to his feet, still holding onto Flex, & hits him with a Vertabreaker. Dorf gets to his feet & decides to turn his attention towards EGL & grabs him in a headlock. Dorf uses his hands to try & get at the mask as EGL starts trying to swipe him away. Dorf decides to grab EGL & nails him with a Millennium Suplex dorf again goes after the mask, but is grabbed by Flex, who lands a full nelson slam again. Flex drags dorf to the ropes & attempts to eliminate him when he gets nailed by some Sweet Chin Music.*
* HeartBreak Hitman Brett Micheals stands above a prone Flex & smiles. HBH grabs Flex & throws him into the ropes, hitting a flying elbow to Flex. HBH quickly climbs to the top rope & leaps off, landing an elbow drop to Flex. HBH then signals for something, as Gasoline walks out from the back. Gasoline heads towards the ring & looks under the ring. Gasoline pulls out a table & sets the table up on the outside of the ring. Gasoline then climbs into the ring as HBH directs traffic in the ring. HBH lifts up Flex & throws him into the ropes as Gasoline nails a Big Boot. Gasoline then lifts up Flex & scoops him, nailing a Snake Eyes in the exposed turnbuckle. This busts Flex open. Gasoline lifts up Flex as HBH goes for another Sweet Chin Music. Flex manages to wriggle free, as HBH connects with Gasoline, sending him down. Flex grabs HBH & throws him into the ropes, hitting a shoulder block to take him down. Flex grabs HBH’s leg & drops an elbow in the midsection. Flex grabs a hold again & drops a headbutt into the midsection. As Flex gets to his feet, EGL jumps on his back with a sleeperhold. Flex slowly starts fading as dorf hits another dropkick to EGL. Dorf grabs EGL & throws him towards the turnbuckle as EGL flips up, landing on the top turnbuckle, sitting up. Dorf climbs to the top rope & grabs EGL. Dorf scoops him into a bodyslam & shocks everybody by hitting a Moonsault Fall Away Slam. The crowd starts chanting for this one:*
Fans: Holy s***!!! Holy s***!!! Holy s***!!!
* dorf gets to his feet, where he takes a bow. As dorf turns around, HBH hits him with a flying armbar. HBH throws dorf into Gasoline, who catches him & chokeslams him. Gasoline hoists dorf up into a Jackknife Powerbomb position as dorf manages to grab hold of the top rope. Dorf uses all his momentum & causes Gasoline to go over the top rope & crash through the table. Dorf sits down in the ring, amazed at what he’s done, trying to catch his breath when HBH hits a dropkick to his face. HBH grabs dorf & holds him up, setting him up, & nailing a Muscle Buster. *
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Sept 4, 2005 17:16:20 GMT -5
* The clock hits zero as Limey comes running down to the ring, his 2 favorites still in the ring: HBH & Flex. Limey jumps in the ring & takes HBH out with a flying Lariat. Limey then quickly turns his attention towards a bloody Flex. Limey grabs Flex & manages to lift him up, where he nails a Twist O’Lime on him. Limey grabs Flex & drags him to HBH, where he makes both connect heads in the ring. Limey grabs Flex again & throws him into the ropes, where he nails a Hurricanarama. Limey scoops Flex up & hits him with a Pumphandle Slam & tries to eliminate him. No luck, as dorf comes over & tries to help. Limey lands an elbow to dorf, yelling that he wants Flex alone. Dorf gets ticked off & throws a punch to Limey. Both men start throwing punches. *
* In the other area, EGL is on his feet, working over HBH. EGL grabs HBH & hits him with a Neck-grip Side Slam. EGL lifts up HBH, where he hits him with a quick ddt. The ddt lands with such impact, that HBH flips & lands on his back. EGL climbs to the top rope & leaps off for an Asai Moonsault, but HBH rolls out of the way. HBH leaps to his feet & grabs EGL, throwing him into the turnbuckle. HBH grabs EGL into a suplex & nails slingshot suplex back into the ring. HBH throws EGL, as he collides with dorf , who’s been thrown by Limey. HBH runs at EGL as Limey runs at dorf. Both EGL & dorf manage to duck, as HBH & Limey take each other out with clotheslines. The clock starts to tick down as the next participant gets ready to enter the ring.*
* Principal Pain comes running into the ring, but is met by a Flex shoulder block. Flex grabs Pain & manages to eliminate him in less then 14 seconds. Flex then turns back towards the action, his face bloody from earlier. Flex grabs Limey, who’s not paying attention, & hits him with a backdrop driver. Flex then drops a fist to the face of Limey. Flex pulls Limey up & lifts him over his head. Flex releases Limey with a Gorilla Press Slam over the top rope, eliminating him from the match. Flex turns his attention back & is met by Sweet Chin Music by HBH. Flex falls with his neck on the second rope, as EGL runs from the opposite side of the ring & hits a 619 on Flex. Dorf climbs to the top rope, & leaps off it, & hits a Five Star Frogsplash. HBH slides under the bottom rope, where he goes under the ring & pulls out a ladder. HBH slides the ladder back in the ring & puts it around his head, spinning & nailing everybody with the ladder. HBH sets the ladder up in the ring & decides to climb the ladder. HBH gets to the top of the ladder & leaps off, landing a moonsault onto Flex from ½ way up the ladder. HBH grabs Flex & runs with him, throwing him over the top rope,. HBH turns around & is met by a super kick from EGL. HBH lands on the second rope, as EGL runs the ropes to attempt a 619 again. HBH manages to roll out of the way. As he gets to his feet, a dorf clothesline that sends him flipping over the top rope meets him. Dorf turns his attention towards EGL as the 2 start brawling again. Dorf grabs EGL & throws him into the ladder, sending the ladde4r crashing down. Dorf grabs EGL & bodyslams him onto the ladder. Dorf climbs to the top rope, where he leaps off with a 450 Splash onto EGL & the ladder. Dorf writhes around in pain, as does EGL. *
* The clock hits zero as Joe Ragnal comes walking down to the ring. Joe sees EGL lying out in the ring & decides to do something early with EGL laying on the ladder still. Joe climbs to the top rope, where he leaps off & lands a Cloudbreaker onto EGL. EGL writhes around in more pain as Joe writhes in pain, as well. Dorf gets to his feet & sees Joe down, & grabs him. Dorf sets up Joe for a Widow’s Peak & nails it in the center of the ring. Dorf then grabs Joe & grabs him in a headlock, runs with him, & hits an Acid Drop on Joe. Dorf then connects with a Lionsault on Joe in the ring. Dorf grabs Joe & sets him up, spinning around with Joe in an Airplane Spin. As Joe staggers, dorf hits a clothesline on him. Dorf lifts up Joe & hits a Northern Lights Suplex on him. As dorf gets to his feet, a Flex clothesline nails him. Flex grabs dorf & hits him with an Exploder suplex. Flex then grabs HBH & sets him up, nailing an Edgecution on him. Flex then turns around as EGL hits a high cross bodyblock on him. EGL quickly runs to the corner, hitting an El Nino’ on Flex. EGL gets to his feet, where Joe kicking him in the midsection once again meets him. Joe grabs EGL & hits him with a Future Shock. As Joe gets to his feet, dorf takes him down with a kick. Dorf then sets up Joe & nails a Canadian Destroyer on him as the clock hits zero.*
* The Canceler comes into the ring as the next entry but is met with some Sweet Chin Music by HBH & it sends him over the top rope, eliminating him. AS HBH turns back towards the action, a Flex clothesline sends HBH reeling over the tope rope, eliminating him. EGL runs at Flex as he turns around, but Flex manages a Thump powerslam to the mat. Flex gets to his feet & starts kicking at EGL. Flex grabs EGL & scoops him up, nailing an F5 in the center of the ring. Flex lays a smile & grabs EGL, nailing a Gory Thunder in the ring. Flex drags EGL & starts scooping him over the top rope to eliminate him when Joe comes to the rescue & uses the ladder to smash Flex in the face, flipping over the top rope, & getting eliminated. Joe sets the ladder down & is met by dorf & another Hurricanarama but Joe manages to reverse it into a sit down powerbomb. Joe quickly gets to his feet, where he grabs dorf & throws him into the corner. Dorf flips to the top rope, as Joe quickly runs to the second rope, where he grabs dorf into a fireman’s carry & leaps off, rotating into a 450 splash, slamming dorf into the mat. Joe gets to his feet & starts kicking at dorf as the clock nears zero.*
* Pza comes running down to the ring next & slides into the ring. He immediately goes after EGL, as the 2 begin brawling. EGL manages a midsection knee & grabs Pza, hitting a spiked ddt in the ring. EGL grabs Pza & throws him over the top rope, eliminating him. EGL turns around & gets nailed by Joe with a Liger Kick. Joe grabs EGL & throws him into the ropes, where he executes a high cross bodyblock. Joe grabs EGL’s legs & applies the Figure Four Leglock on him. Joe uses the ropes for leverage when he is forced to release the hold as dorf comes off the top rope, executing a Swanton Bomb onto Joe. Dorf gets to his feet & & grabs Joe, setting him up for a Dorf-plex. Dorf quickly scoops Joe up again, throwing him into the ropes & takes him down with a clothesline. Dorf runs the ropes & hits a legdrop onto Joe. As dorf gets back to his feet, EGL nails a kick & connects with an Evenflow DDT on him. EGL climbs to the top rope, where he leaps off with a moonsault onto dorf. The clock starts to tick down as EGL gets to his feet.*
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Sept 4, 2005 17:16:55 GMT -5
* Everybody focuses towards the back, but nobody comes out. Everybody starts chanting for somebody to come out, but still no avail. EGL sets up the ladder in the ring in the corner & then grabs dorf, throwing him into the ladder. EGL then starts throwing multiple chops at dorf. Just then, the camera shot goes backstage as we see Dave Davies is laid out in a pool of blood while EMT’s are working over him. We cut back to the ring, where the ladder is set up in the middle of the ring now. Dorf is tied up in the ropes as EGL & Joe are battling it out on the ladder. Both men are throwing punches as the ladder teeters. Mike Ragnal comes running out since Davies was injured & unable to compete so they have the next participant. Dorf manages to get free of the ropes, as he shoves the ladder over. EGL falls & guillotines himself on the top rope. Joe bounces off the top rope & starts following outside the ring. Mike just happens to be standing where Joe is falling & manages to catch him. Mike rolls Joe back in the ring & then climbs into the ring himself, saving Joe from elimination. The Ragnals double clothesline dorf, sending him crashing down to the mat. They then grab EGL & hit a 3D on him. Joe grabs the ladder & sets up back up in the center of the ring. Mike climbs the ladder as Joe holds it. Mike looks down & tries to decide whom to nail, as he leaps off the ladder & nails the High Voltage on EGL. Mike quickly gets to his feet, where he grabs dorf now & hits a Fireman’s Carry on him. Joe grabs EGL from the mat & hollers something, as he lays EGL across his knee. Mike climbs to the top rope, where he jumps off with a leg drop to EGL. Mike grabs dorf as Joe climbs the ladder. Joe gets to the top of the ladder as Mike starts shoving dorf up the ladder. Joe grabs dorf & gets on the other side of the ladder, leaping off the ladder, & nailing a Windfall on dorf. Just then the countdown clock hits zero.*
* Maelstrom comes running down to the ring as he gets double teamed by the Ragnals. Maelstrom starts to fight back, but is too much for the Ragnals. Mike grabs Maelstrom as Joe hits a Lariat onto Maelstrom. Mike then lifts up Maelstrom, nailing him with a Ragnalrok. Mike grabs Maelstrom as Joe takes a handful of hair as well & runs the ropes to eliminate him. Maelstrom manages to grab hold of the ropes & save himself. Maelstrom backflips Mike over the top rope; eliminating him. Maelstrom then grabs Joe & head butts him. Joe goes falling backwards as Maelstrom grabs him again & hits him with a Vortex Drop. Maelstrom gets to his feet, where a Dragonrana hits him by dorf. Dorf grabs Maelstrom & throws him towards the ladder, causing the ladder to crash down. Dorf runs the ropes & leaps onto the second rope, where he jumps backwards & lands a dropkick to Maelstrom, attempting to get to his feet. Dorf grabs Maelstrom & gets him in a Fireman’s Carry, turned into an Airplane Spin. Dorf manages to be close to the ropes & dumps maelstrom over the top rope, eliminating him. EGL comes charging at dorf, but dorf back bodydrops him over the top rope, eliminating him.*
* Ultimo Chocula comes running down to the ring as the clock hits zero & quickly gets him set up on the top rope, where he nails an unexpected dorf with the West Coast Pop. UC grabs dorf & hits with a Sugar Fix onto the ladder. Joe attacks UC, but UC manages to reverse it, sending Joe into the exposed turnbuckle. UC leaps & hits a standing dropkick onto Joe, sending him back into the turnbuckle. UC grabs Joe & drops down on his back, flipping Joe onto dorf on top of the ladder. UC quickly gets to the top rope, where he jumps off with a Crossfire, crashing down on both. UC grabs dorf & hip tosses him into a Tree of Woe in the corner. UC then grabs Joe & throws him into dorf. As Joe bounces back, UC hits a dropkick to Joe that causes Joe to head butt dorf in the crotch area. UC grabs Joe & throws him over the top rope, eliminating him. UC climbs to the top rope, where he pulls dorf up into a powerbomb position & leaps off, and crashing dorf down onto the mat. UC then runs & baseball slides the ladder into dorf’s side. This sends dorf outside the ring, under the bottom rope. UC quickly climbs out of the ring under the top rope, where he is standing on the apron. UC jumps off the apron with a Shooting Star Press on dorf outside the ring. UC grabs dorf & throws him into the ring steps. UC runs to attempt a clothesline; but dorf manages to drop down & trip up UC, crashing him into the steps. Dorf slowly gets to his feet & stomps on UC’s hand on the stairs. Dorf gets on the top step, where he kicks UC in the head, & then leaps off the stairs with a flying clothesline. Dorf grabs UC & throws him into the barricade. Dorf runs at UC, but UC backflips him into the audience. UC climbs after him, where he grabs a cane from an elderly fan. UC smashes the cane over dorf’s head, busting him open. UC takes the broken piece & starts grinding it in dorf’s forehead, making him bleed more. UC tosses the cane towards the ring & smashes dorf’s head into the barricade. UC climbs on top of the barricade & yells something towards the fans. A couple of fans hold UC’s legs to help balance as UC lifts up dorf onto the barricade. The fans help UC get dorf up onto the barricade as UC positions dorf & gets him up in a suplex position. UC nails a Superplex off the Barricade & crashes down to the ground. UC gets to his feet when an EmoKick meets him. UC goes flying back into the ring apron.*
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Sept 4, 2005 17:17:37 GMT -5
* DSR is standing above both UC & dorf. Around his waist is the EWT Heavyweight Championship. DSR slides into the ring, where he takes his belt off, holds it up in the air for all to see, & sets it down in the ring. DSR then asks for the microphone:* DSR: Gee, lookie at what we have here. Two men vying for my belt & a chance to main event at Crap-a-mania 2 against me. And what have we here? They’re both lying down & out, outside the ring. Sad thing is, they’re not eliminated yet. This means that there is still a chance for somebody to win the Rumble. And that somebody is me…DSR…the EWT Heavyweight Champion. After all, nobody realized that when the contract deadline hit…my name was the very last name on the contract to enter this little shindig, which means when I win…I will get the night off at Crap-a-mania 2. Now would somebody get the trash INTO the ring so I can win? * The referees grab both men & slide them into the ring. DSR grabs dorf first & hits him with an EmoFlow DDT. DSR then grabs UC, where he nails an Exploder Suplex onto him. DSR lifts up UC into a bodyslam & walks over to the top rope, & throws him over…eliminating him. DSR heads over, where he grabs dorf. DSR scoops dorf up & throws him in the ropes. Dorf ducks under a Clothesline From TRL & bounces back off the ropes, connecting with a flying elbow. Dorf lifts DSR up, where he scoops him into a fall away slam. Dorf then grabs the broken cane that UC had thrown into the ring. He lifts DSR up & throws him into the ropes. Dorf nails the cane into the midsection of DSR. Dorf drops the cane & sets DSR up in between his legs. Dorf tries for a Canadian Destroyer, but his back gives out from the superplex. Dorf starts throwing punches to the back of DSR, but DSR manages to power out & kick dorf. DSR goes for his own, & sets dorf up between his legs, landing a TurboNegro Destroyer on dorf. DSR then grabs a very weary & bloody dorf & tries to throw him over the top rope. Dorf manages to grab hold of the rope & blocks the elimination. The cane just happens to be sitting by him, as dorf grabs it & low blows DSR with the cane. Dorf starts beating DSR upside the head, busting him open. Dorf throws DSR into the ropes & nails him with the cane, which sends him reeling back into the ropes. Dorf then realizes the EWT heavyweight Championship still in the ring. Dorf grabs the belt, charges at a bloody DSR, & nails him in the head with the belt. DSR flips over the top rope, landing on the ground…eliminated.* * The bell sounds as the referee gets in the ring, raising dorf’s hand as a bloody & battered dorf holds the EWT Championship in his hands, as if he has just won it. Dorf drops down to one knee, clutching the belt to his chest. An angry & bloody DSR tries to get back in the ring as the referees hold him back. Dorf gets up, holding the belt & puts it around his waste, holding his fingers up showing the #2 as the pay per view fades away.* Copyright 2005 EWT Inc. All Rights Reserved
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