DQorDie
Bubba Ho-Tep
Believe in yourself & ROCK N ROLL!!!
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Post by DQorDie on Nov 27, 2005 1:07:16 GMT -5
Gorilla & Jesse “The Body” are now focused on as we return from commercial.
Gorilla Monsoon: Welcome back wrestling fans as the revolving door of commentators rolls right along.
Jesse “The Body” Ventura: Monsoon, I’m just glad that the powers that be here in the EWT know how that to get the ratings they gotta have the Body on all those computer screens across the globe.
GM: Wait a second....I’m getting word that there is some hot & heavy action in the back. Let’s go to Sean Mooney with more. Sean?
The screen shot is now of Sean Mooney rushing through the hallway to get the latest scoop.
Sean Mooney: Ladies & Gentlemen apparently there is some comotion coming from Al Snow’s locker room! Let’s see if we can find out what is going on.
Mooney begins press his ear to a cup place up to the door to hear any specific words being said. There are screams from Al Snow yelling. “NO! DON’T!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!! I’M SORRY! I’M SORRY!!!”
The a crunching sound is heard from within as Mooney makes a fish face at what he perceives has happened..
All of a sudden the door swings open & it’s Flex Magnificent & “The Doctor of Muscletology” Dr. Frederick Delavier soaked in blood as they casually walk like nothing has happened. Sean Mooney approaches Flex & Dr. Delavier.
SM: Flex Magnificent, what were you doing in Al Snow’s locker room?
Flex Magnificent: Tryin’ do get his Head out of his ass! Apparently we failed.
Flex & Dr. Delavier walks away as Sean Mooney walks into Al Snow’s dressing room. Immediately the image is blocked off but not blocked off enough to realize it’s a blood soaked Al Snow withhis jeans down & what is obviously Head lodged up Al’s bum. Sean Mooney is in shock!
SM: MY GOD!!!
Mooney vomits all over Snow as we are immediately brought back to Gorilla & Ventura. Ventura is laughing while Gorilla looks shocked & appalled.
GM: I can’t believe you’re laughing at a time like this.
JV: Haha it’s easy. I just go like this HAHAHAHAHA! *Gorilla shakes his head* Haha if Al Snow receives that kind of treatment for blabbing about giving Flex the pictures of Limey I can only be certain that Limey’s treatment this Sunday will only be amplified at 11.Wouldn’t you agree, Monsoon.
GM: Flex Magnificent is a deranged sick freak of nature & just by those actions alone do I feel that Flex is not at a 100% mentally to be in this match this Sunday at Rebirth. I only hope Limey can maneuver his way to victory this Sunday at Rebirth against the Magnificent one who has done a Magnificent job at keeping Limey down all these months.
JV: You know Monsoon, ever since Flex debuted here in the EWT Limey called him out right from the start. Now Flex is calling him out & I believe that this Sunday at Rebirth this will be a true clash of the Titans & frankly it has gotten so heated that even NOW I don’t know who will come out the victor this Sunday at Rebirth.
GM: Well only time will tell. And after seeing what has happened to Al Snow I don’t believe he will be facing Flex Magnificent tonight so let’s pay the bills with a word from our sponsor Ico Pro.
Fade to Ico Pro commerical.
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Post by pta on Nov 27, 2005 1:08:28 GMT -5
Announcer:The following six man tag team contest is scheduled for one fall!
Pomp and Circumstance starts up as Pain, Canceler, and Confidence make their way down the ramp and to the ring, Pain in his suit, Confidence wearing his robe, and Canceler wearing his singlet. T
Announcer: Introducing first, being accompanied by Principal Pain, at a combined weight of 735 pounds, The Canceler and Chance Confidence!!!
he crowd boos fiercely, but the P.T.A. ignores them as usual, entering the ring and doing their usual spiel.
Soon after the Minnesotta Wrecking Crew theme starts up and Ole and Arn Anderson head down to the ring.
Announcer: And the opponents... from Minnesotta, being accompanied by Ole Anderson, Wayne Bloom and Mike Enos, Minnesotta Wrecking Crew II!!!
Mike and Wayne quickly enter the ring, getting a decent pop from the crowd considering who their opponents are. But before they can even turn around, Canceler runs forwards and nails them both with a double clothesline, sending them both sailing out of the ring. The crowd boos as Confidence smirks. He hops into Canceler's arms and gets lifted up and launched at both the rising men, taking them both down to the mat. The crowd boos loudly.
Chance gets back to his feet, grabbing Mike and rolling him into the ring as the bell rings. As Mikestands up, he grabbed by his neck by Canceler and slammed hard into a nearby turnbuckle. He groans, holding his now sore back and backing out out of the turnbuckle, only to get lifted up by Canceler again into a huge scoop slam to the mat. He immediately goes for a cover. 1...2...
But Mike manages to get a shoulder up. Canceler looks a bit angry and walks over, taggin in Confidence whose now on the apron, Wayne's back up on his as well. Confidence vaults over the ropes and nails a leg drop to Mike's neck, causing him to groan in pain, holding it. Confidence nips up to his feet and runs towards the ropes, bounces off, and charges back forward, leaping up with a mushroom stomp off the top of Mike's head, landing and flipping off of the ropes, showing off obviously. The crowd instead boos, not really impressed with Confidence's... Confidence.
Soon, Mike gets back to his feet, only to be met with some stiff chops to his chest from Chance, sending him reeling a bit, then knocked back out of the ring once again after a dropsault to the face. Amazingly, Confidence manages to land on his feet after he connects with it! He then eyes Mike on the outside, watching as he rises up and vaults over the ropes for a corkscrew like attack...
But Mike ducks out of the way, Confidence instead crashing right into Principal Pain! Confidence groans and slowly rises to his feet, as does Pain. The Principal then starts scolding Confidence. Chance nods obediantly and hops into the ring. As soon as he gets inside, Mike starts nailing him with with some lefts and rights to the face, sending Confidence reeling a bit. He then grabs him and nails a fall away slam to the mat. Confidence groans as he hits the mat hard. Mike gets abck to his feet and tags in Wayne. Wayne immediately runs into the ring, to a rising Confidence and nails a clothesline, taking him down to the mat again. He tries to nip back up, but Wayne counters it into a spine buster to the mat! He goes for a cover. 1...2....
But Canceler storms into the ring and literally kicks Wayne off Confidence. He slowly gets back to his feet, as does Confidence, Canceler exitting the ring, only to get tagged right back in. He steps over the ropes and charges forward, Wayne charging forward as well, not very bright. Canceler grabs him as he's running and lifts him up for a scrapbuster to the mat. He gets back to his feet and leaps up, for a 515 pound leg drop and connects. He goes for a cover of his own. 1...2....
But Mike gets into the ring and breaks it up. Slowly Canceler rises up, turning around and grabbing Mike by the throat. With one good choke toss, he's sent flying over the ropes and out of the ring. The referee goes to check on the fallen Mike. Meanwhile Pain slips into the ring, signaling for... the Expulsion? Canceler lifts Wayne to his feet as Pain ascends the turnbuckle and leaps off... connecting with the falling DDT to the mat and taking Wayne out completely. Pain immediately exits the ring, unbeknownst to the ref. The crowd boos angrily as thy watch.
Meanwhile, Canceler hoists Wayne up to his feet, just enough for Confidence to give him the Confidence Breaker. he then gets out of the ring and the canceler goes for a cover. 1...2...
But no... he breaks up the cover. Instead he walsk over and tags in Confidence. Chance nods and climbs to the turnbuckle, then leaps off with a Confidence Booster, connecting and adding further pain to Wayne's lifeless body.
The cover. 1....2....3!!!
Announcer: Here are your winners... The Canceler and Chance Confidence!!!
The P.T.A. all quickly file out of the ring, to a huge mass of boos. Before Confidence leaves, he gives Mike a kick right in his masked face.
Fade to commercial.
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Ragnal
Game Genie
Yanno what they say: All toasters toast El Dandy
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Post by Ragnal on Nov 27, 2005 3:24:19 GMT -5
*Cut to the cliff by the sea we've seen before. Linda is staring out at the ocean, holding her GND title securely. She spots the camera, and looks into it.*
LINDA: Oh, hey. I had a feeling you'd come by eventually. *She looks back out to sea* It's just...I know I asked for this match, but I don't know what could happen. I mean, I'm going against three women...one a former friend that's pissed with my actions at Crapamania 2, the other a great wrestler looking for a rematch. And the third...just as her name implies...a mystery. But, it doesn't matter to me. Win or lose, I'll know that I at least gave it my all, and that I came out of this match as, possibly, the former EWT GND Champion.
*fade out*
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Curly Long
AC Slater
Midget Wrestling Master
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Post by Curly Long on Nov 27, 2005 13:17:20 GMT -5
Backstage and Curly is with Mr. Big just outside there office, Mr. BIg is eating a subway baguette
CURLY: Hey Big ... nice sandwich .. you know you had that match against the sheepherders with that Bunk fella ... well don't worry I sorted it out ...
The Camera pans out to find a bunch of wrestling midgets tieing up the Sheepherders outside of Toomi's office door. after they have finished, they pour a ring of petrol around them
Mr. BIG: ...um ... is this legal?
Takes another bite form his dinner
CURLY: Well ... If Toomi wants to put me in a chariots of fire match with a Looney like Psychoapeguy ... then I say he should feel the effects personnally! ... anyway he said things were going to hot up around here ... hahaha
Curly signals to the lead midget ... he lights a torch and drops it on the petrol! ...The Camera pans back to Curly Long laughing maniacially ... as screams and sounds of a fire out of control can be heard
CURLY: ... You know Big, this reminds me of a song ....
Curly starts singing 'Burning down the Hose' by Tom Jones as they walk off. Just as the camera fades out a burning midget runs past the camera
(Cut to commercial)
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B.A.
Grimlock
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Post by B.A. on Nov 27, 2005 13:50:23 GMT -5
Eddie is in the back taping up his wrists getting ready for rebirth to occur.
He wants a quick victory, but his neck is bothering him to some extent. What factor will it play is the question
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Deamon Cohln
Don Corleone
AND THAT'S THE GODDAMN TRUTH!
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Post by Deamon Cohln on Nov 27, 2005 16:55:22 GMT -5
Deamon is in the back waiting for his match. He feels his head like he is expecting to get busted open tonight. He stares at the ceiling bfore his segment ends and the next one begins.
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Post by Virus aka Captain No-Nuts on Nov 27, 2005 17:55:45 GMT -5
(Virus, as usual, is in his locker room putting on his ring gear. Rod Fisham comes on camera, microphone in hand. Virus looks up at him, expectantly.)
Fisham: Virus, everybody wants to know. Why did you hit Beau Beverly with the Infection after the match was over? There was no need for that!
(Virus smiles. This was exactly what he was waiting for as he stands up to answer the question.)
Virus: Why'd I do it, Rod? I'll tell you why I did it... I did it to prove a point. I may not have wanted to join in on this little Scaffold Tables match, but it's still a chance to prove myself. I hit the Infection on Beau Beverly to send a clear message to everybody else involved. I don't care who you are, if it's EN Bunk, or Mr. Big, or even my own partner Marcus Trunk, who I still don't trust. If you try to steal my chance at the big time, you had better prepare... to be... INFECTED.
(Virus shoves Rod Fisham into the lockers and walks off-camera, obviously ready to rumble.)
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Post by Chrysta on Nov 27, 2005 18:31:26 GMT -5
*Ms. White and Chrysta are walking around backstage, Chrysta bandaged on the forehead, Ms. White with an arm in her sling.*
Ms. White: Baby, you holding up alright?
Chrysta: I'm fine, Ms. White. The Connection...they gave us quite a beating.
Ms. White: I really can't believe what happened.
Chrysta: Nor can I. But we must wait now for our revenge, Ms. White. We have other business to take care of now...Linda...
Ms. White: Right.
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Post by *"@-BoMb" R.I.P Deus/Dinobot on Nov 27, 2005 18:48:20 GMT -5
*The camera cuts to A-Bomb and Owen in the ring*
A-Bomb and Owen lock up in a test of strength. Owen kicks Bomb in the gut and starts punching him. He whips Bomb into the corner and follows with a clothesline. A-Bomb stumbles out and Owen gives him a neckbreaker and goes for a pin getting a 1 1/2 count. Owen locks Bomb in a sleeper hold. A-Bomb rolls over getting Hart in a pin. Hart reverses it into a leg scissors. Bomb kips out and the two end up in an Indy stance. They lock up again and A-Bomb hops up with a hurricurana and then follows with a standing flips senton on Owen getting a 1 3/4 count. Bomb picks Hart up and sets him up for a piledriver. Owen reverses it and gets Bomb in piledriver position. Bomb reverses it landing on Owen pinning his shoulders to the mat. Hart stands up as they are still locked up. He knees Bomb and executes a Northern Lights Suplex. Bomb kicks out at 2. Owen picks A-Bomb up and nails a snap vertical suplex. He then climbs to the top rope and leaps off with a splash but A-Bomb gets his knees up. A-Bomb gets up and stalks Owen as he gets to his feet. Bomb hits him with the POOOOOOOOOUNCE'uh! Exclamation Point! He picks Owen off of the mat and gives him a Betadriver(Double Underhook Driver) for the 1-2-3.
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Maelstrom
AC Slater
The Tide Will Turn!
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Post by Maelstrom on Nov 27, 2005 18:58:17 GMT -5
Backstage and Maelstrom is in the Aquarium
MAELSTROM: Welcome to the Aquarium ... this is for Chance Confidence! ....you see when you step into that ring with me Chance ... you'll be taking a chance ... a chance I predict will slip through your fingers! .... and leave you an unconscious mess .... much like Terra-Ryzing right here ...
Maelstrom points to HHH dressed up as Terra-Ryzing ... he is unconscious on the floor ... Maelstrom has one foot on his chest as a ref counts to 3 ...
MAELSTROM: The water is rising Chance ... and soon there won't be any air left! ... and thats when the Whirlpool will hit you! .... So Chance I know you can talk the Talk ... but whether you can put those words into fluid motion is another matter ... we'll see in the ring ..
Maelstrom tips the camera to the side of his face
MAELSTROM: The Tide Will Turn!!
(cut to EWT UK tour promotinal video)
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Post by Moxie loves Natalie on Nov 27, 2005 19:42:32 GMT -5
<We fade in from black, and we are standing by...>
<We return to the feed as the cameraman runs through the halls, puffing and wheezing>
Cameraman: Huuuhhhh.....
<The Cameraman stops in front of the locker room, and pushes the door open seeing Moxie's back with his head down staring down>
Cameraman: Oh my god.
<Moxie turns around and has blood all over his chest and hands>
Moxie: heh.... heh.. heh. heh..
<Moxie walks out of the room as medics rush into the room, and the the camera zooms in, on a hurt, destroyed Scott Hall>
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Post by paulpodanski on Nov 27, 2005 19:49:00 GMT -5
Ultimo Chocula can be seen heading out of the arena since he's not booked for Rebirth.
Ultimo: Well time to blow this pop stand!!!
He opens the door, only to have Paul to be waiting right outside the arena for him. Ultimo tries to get away, but Paul grabs him from behind and yanks him outside, immediately starting to pummel him with punches., sending Chocula reeling backwards, the Toolshed Championship falls to the ground.
Podanski continues hitting lefts and rights, then going for a wind up and a punch, but Ultimo ducks under it and swings around, nailing Paul with a low blow kick and causing him to hunch over, clutching his privates. Chocula smirks, only to turn around into a GORE!!! GORE!!! GORE!!!
Ryhno covers Ultimo. 1...2...3!
Rhyno walks over and picks up the Toolshed Title off the ground, only to get a singapore cane cracked over his back. He turns around and gets planted by a DDT right onto the concrete by Tommy Dreamer. He goes for a cover now. 1...2...3!
Tommy Dreamer picks up the title and jumps up and down in celebration, only to get picked from behind by Paul Podanski for a full nelson slam into the ground! Paul then climbs onto a nearby car and leaps off with the Appaulachian Mountain Splash! He connects and hooks the leg for the cover. 1...2...
But Ultimo is back up and yanks Paul off of Dreamer then goes for the sneaky cover. 1...2...3!!!
Ultimo grabs the title and immediately starts running away at full speed, now Podanski and Rhyno giving chase. Dreamer is out cold.
Fade to commercial.
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Nov 27, 2005 21:42:38 GMT -5
*Spaz is walking into the building for the PPV. He sees Chocula running towards him.*
UC: Get outta the way!
*Spaz sidesteps him & he disappears around a corner.*
S: Still an idiot.
*Podanski & Rhino come running up.*
PP: You haven't seen Chocula have you Spaz?
S: He went around towards the Merchandise stands.
R: Thanks.
*Paul & Rhino give chase & Spaz heads towards the locker room.*
S: You take a day off & you come back to mayhem. Man if this is what's going on now this PPV wil be off the hook!
*Cut To Rebirth Promo*
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Nov 28, 2005 2:35:17 GMT -5
*Spaz is sitting in the EMT's office getting stitched up & checked out after his brutal victory over Eddei Omega & the attack from Flex. Sum Guy walks in.*
SG: I'm Sum Guy & I have a pair of Goldberg Boxer shorts on. I am here with the now 2 time OX Division Champion Spaz. Spaz how does it feel to once again be OX Division Champion?
S: It feels great Guy, all the pain of the last 3 months was worth it. One foe has finally ben vanquished. But a new foe has emerged.
SG: What do you have to say about that foe, Flex Magnificent?
S: He is a coward Guy. He knows he can't outwrestle me, he couldn't wrestle his way out of a paper bag! So he had to attack me right after the most brutal match of my EWT career. But don't worry all you Spazphiles out there. He didn't do any serious damage with that chair. Nothing will stop me from defending this belt. I am a fighting champion. just like Eddie Guerrero. And like Eddie I will triumph over a much larger enemy to maintain my hold on this.
*Spaz holds up the OX Title as EMT's rush Sum Guy out of the room so they can examine Spaz properly.*
SG: Spaz isn't backing down from Flex. How will this rivalry unfold? Stay tuned to EWT to find out.
*Cut To Commercial.*
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Post by Oceanic on Nov 28, 2005 3:02:03 GMT -5
Sum Guy: "Hello! I'm Sum Guy and I have the Cosby Mysteries on DVD! Oceanic, you just wrestled one hell of a match against three very capable opponents. But you lost like a losing loser. (awkward silence) Umm...sorry. So, are upset about.....you know.......not winning?"
Oceanic: "At first, but now that I've had time to reflect on the match, I'm ecstatic how it turned out. We went out there and gave it everything we had. We showed all the fans and everybody in the locker room that we deserve just as much respect as the guys do. Finally, the Women's Division is legit. We're now looked at as genuine athletes, not just mindless T&A. Sure, we still have some of those siliconed dinosaurs pretending that they deserve ring time, but they will die out. Linda, Carla, Mia, Chrysta, Holly, myself, we are the future of this division. The skanks will die out one by one and head back to the strip clubs where they belong. The future of women's wrestling is here. It's us. I hope everyone is ready."
Sum Guy: "So, you're ok with not winning the belt?"
Oceanic: "In a way, yes. Carla will make a fantastic champion. I wish her luck. But that doesn't mean I'm not giving up. Not by a long shot. One day, Carla and I will square off against each other. And on that day I hope she brings her A game. The two of us for the title will make the main event of any PPV look like a back yard ICP debacle. Bet on it."
Sum Guy: "What about Mia? She may have been taken out of the match but she's still out to get you. Do you have any plans for her?"
Oceanic: "Of course. Mia likes to run her mouth and I will shut it. If she wants some, she can have some. I'm not hard to find."
Sum Guy: "Neat. Well, I'm out of questions so I guess I'm done. I'm Sum Guy and all of my underwear is skid marked."
Sum Guy: "Are we off the air? Good. Umm......look. I'm sorry I called you the losing-est loser who ever lost. That was taken out of context."
Oceanic: "Sure. I understand. I kind of expect those types of comments from someone with your disability."
Oceanic walks away.
Sum Guy: "Gee, thanks.......wait a minute. What did you mean by "disability"? Hold on a minute!"
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Limey
Unicron
It's been awhile.
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Post by Limey on Nov 28, 2005 5:11:59 GMT -5
*"RIP" hits, and Limey makes his way out to a huge pop. He throws up the horns, and although his ribs are bandaged and he is obviously in pain, he regains a smile. He is without Carla, strangely, but the crowd cheers none-the-less. He rolls into the ring, throws up the horns again, and calls for the mic.*
Limey: Ladies and gentlemen, your NEW GND Division Champion, CARLA O WOE!!!!!
*"She's Got Issues" plays, and Carla makes her way to the ring to another huge pop. She is holding her title with pride, and her head appears to be bandaged. She holds her title high in the air, and makes her way to the ring. She rolls in, and throws up the horns once more. She and Limey hug in the middle of the ring, and then she takes the mic.*
Carla: Last night...my dream finally came true. The GND title, the most prestigious women's title in wrestling today, YEAH I SAID IT, is around my waist!
*A "Carla" chant starts up. Carla looks flattered, and continues talking.*
Carla: I have a whole lot of people to thank for this. I have to thank Limey, for giving me all the support in the world...I have to thank Linda for giving me this opportuniuty...Hell, I have to give a little credit to Toom E for making a credible women's division...
*There are a few scattered boos, but Carla shrugs them off.*
Carla: But most of all, I have to thank the fans. That's right, you guys!!! Give yourselves a big hand!!
*The crowd cheers at this. Limey himself applauds the fans, and gives them their props.*
Carla: You see, unlike the usual group of wrestling fans, you aren't stupid. You know that T&A won't draw YOU in! You know that the reason you watch GND matches, is because we can mix it up as good as the guys, and by "the guys", I mean here in EWT. Anywhere else and "the guys" would get their asses handed to them by the GND division!
*This gets a good laugh from the crowd. Carla smiles at this before speaking again.*
Carla: But *I* think it's time to crank it up a notch. Linda may have made a few bad choices over the past couple of months, but she ALWAYS gave any challenger what they wanted. So, I'm going assure you, the fans, that I'm going to do just the same. I know there are many competant competitors for the GND title...
*A large "OC-E-EN-IC!!! (Clap, clap, clap-clap, clap) chant starts up, countered quite fairly by a "MIS-TRESS MI-A!!! (Clap, clap, clap-clap, clap). A huge "LINDA, LINDA!!! chant is heard over the top, equal with a "CHRYSTA, CHRYSTA!!" chant, and there are a few scattered chants for "MYSTERY, MYSTERY!!" "HOLLY, HOLLY!!", "ROSA, ROSA!!" "DIVA-DORF, WHOA-OH!!!" and some people even start a chant for "DOCTOR CLITTON!!"*
Carla: A LOT of competitors, so all you have to do is ask and I will provide. I know Oceanic's been talking, and I agree! Any PPV with us facing off would make any other match look like the main events of WCW, circa 1999-2000! But don't get me wrong, Mistress Mia would also make quite a damn good competitor. She's got a little somethin'-somethin' about her that makes her a fighter you want to watch out for. I know she may not be the chirpiest of personalities...but let's face it, who wouldn't enjoy a match with her on the card?
*There is a general mumuring of agreement from the crowd. Carla nods.*
Carla: Thought so. Remember, I hold this title with pride, and now I represent EWT's GND division, I want to do everything, EVERYTHING in my power to glamourise, elevate and empower it. And the best way to do that? Commitment, devotion, and a hell of a lot of talent. Watch out, EWT, the GND is taking over!
*The crowd pops madly for this. Carla hands Limey the microphone. He clears his throat, and speaks.*
Limey: On a sadder note, though, it seems I blew my opportunity at a shot for the OX Division. It's true, I lost to Flex, and it's true, I'm still hurting from taking that damn Stacked Slam. But Flex, I'M STILL STANDING!!!! Flex, if I know you like I think I know you, you'll see this as a stepping stone to the main title. Well guess what? Backstage we have a little code of honour here in EWT, that states that EVERY title is significant in the eyes of the EWT fans! Spaz knows this, Hell, even Eddie Omega knows this! YOU will NEVER get that through your thick skull. Spaz owns that title with pride, and I know as long as there's breath in his body, he will keep that title where it belongs! In the hands of those that can WRESTLE!!!! SOMETHING THAT YOU, FLEX, COULDN'T POSSIBLY COMPREHEND!!!
*A large "He can't wrestle!" chant starts. Limey smiles at this.*
Limey: Oh, and Flex? Didn't I mention I'm a huge Ape fan? You see what he did at Rebirth? THAT is commitment. THAT is DEVOTION!!! You want fame and fortune, you know you have to bleed for it. That's one of the reasons I'm such a fan of atheletes such as Ape, such as Spaz, Flex. They bleed for their works. They do what they can for EWT, and that's give 110%, WHENEVER, WHEREVER. You will know that first-hand, Flex. Life...and Spaz...will GIVE...YOU...
*The crowd gets pumped up. Limey takes the microphone away for a second, and "dusts it off". He then clears his throat, and brings the microphone to his mouth, throwing his head back.*
Limey: LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMES-AH!!!!
*Limey throws down the mic, and he and Carla pose in the middle of the ring. Carla holds her belt up high as the crowd go nuts for both atheletes.*
*Fade to commercial.*
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Deamon Cohln
Don Corleone
AND THAT'S THE GODDAMN TRUTH!
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Post by Deamon Cohln on Nov 28, 2005 6:10:24 GMT -5
(The camera fades into the locker room where Deamon is standing seemingly proud of himself. He looks straight into the camera and speaks.)
Deamon: You saw what happened at Rebirth right. You saw me systematically destroy my brother. Not beat, not pin, literally split his ass open on a nationally broadcast PPV! That being said, I know I'm supposed to be that blue-chipper, up and coming, preppy superstar who everyone likes. That ain't happenin anymore. I'm going back to the old Deamon, The Deamon that took charge and fought for what he wanted. Something's gonna happen this week, just you watch. and that's the GODDAMN truth.
(Deamon walks away and the camera moves to where the next segment is)
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Ragnal
Game Genie
Yanno what they say: All toasters toast El Dandy
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Post by Ragnal on Nov 28, 2005 10:08:55 GMT -5
*Linda is sitting backstage in the lockerroom, with Tanya Flaire comforting her.
TANYA: Hey, it's okay. You did what you had to do, and in the end you lost. It's not like you can't challenge for the title again.
LINDA:I know, Tanya...but right now it's not about the title. It's about Chrysta. You saw what happened.
TANYA: Yeah, but...Linda, just what the heck is going on here?
*Mike and Joe enter, drinking cans of Pepsi and laughing.*
MIKE: Wow, what a night.
JOE: I know. I can't believe we kept the tag titles. And you were worried about losing them.
MIKE: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Me? No, no, no, bro, that was you.
JOE: Yeah, yeah, whatever. Hey, Linda, sorry about your match last night.
LINDA: It's okay. Really. But the match isn't important to me right now.
MIKE: Chrysta?
LINDA:Yeah...Chrysta...
JOE: Hey, Lin, if you don't mind my asking, just what the hell is this stuff she keeps talking to you about.
*Linda stands up.*
LINDA: I...can't tell you.
*As Linda walks out of the locker room, the other Ragnals and Tanya look on with a face of worry.*
FAE OUT
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Post by pta on Nov 28, 2005 10:11:45 GMT -5
Chance Confidence can be seen backstage, sitting in the P.T.A. locker-room. He's got a few stitches from the nasty Escalator Match, but seems to be otherwise fine. Principal Pain and Canceler walk in and look over at him.
Pain: Well... it seems that you failed to bring the Tri-State Championship to the P.T.A. Confidence... normally I'd be rather upset...
Chance: Look Pain... I couldn't help that the un-handyman working on keeping that damn escelator working was a grade A moron! But don't worry, I still fully intend to bring the title back to the P.T.A. Maelstrom may have beat me once... but that's as CLOSE as he's going to get... and next time, I'm going to bloody rip him apart!!!
Pain smirks a bit and nods.
Pain: I see... well, then I'll give you another chance. But don't fail me again... you do remembr what happened to Secretary Saucy don't you?
Confidence looks a bit wide eyed.
Confidence: Don't worry... last night was a fluke my Principal. And flukes don't come in pairs, you know?
Pain nods and slowly exits the locker room. Canceler looks Chance over, smashes a fist into the wall, making a hole... then slowly exits. Chance sighs.
Chance: Damn it... why can't those two get off my bloody back...
Fade to commercial.
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Post by ape on Nov 28, 2005 11:27:09 GMT -5
*a short segment with doctor painintheanus (the name is greek) begins to air.*
dr. p - after having psychoapeguy in our care overnight, things are not looking good. his spinal column was shattered in two places last night, and he recieved a hairline fracture in his neck as well. as of this moment, he is paralyzed from the neck down. while it is possible for him to make a recovery; for him to be able to walk once more, the process could take years...even if he manages to get that far, he will never be able to return to the ring...doing so would put not only his health....but possibly his life in danger. he's lucky that he did not die last night, as he came very close to snapping his neck the wrong way. the fact that he had never gotten any proper medical treatments for his wounds recieved here in the ewt over the years only worsens his situation. he has internal wounds that have been bleeding since last night, and we are struggling to keep him stable. he has lost a dangerous amount of blood, and the fact that he had a member of the audience slice open his forehead didn't help matters at all.
this is unfortunate news for his fans, and i'm sorry to have to be the one to tell you all...but psychoapeguy will never step foot in an ewt ring again...his career is over.
thank you for your time.
*segment ends.*
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