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Post by kokobware3 on Mar 25, 2006 12:03:39 GMT -5
Dr. Insaneo's new music Psyco by System of a Down.
Insaneo gets in the ring
Insaneo- Ladies and gentleman its glad to ba back in this organization after my break (boos come from the crowd.) Well on me comming back I would like to introduce to you...my new manager DR. DEATH....STEVE WILLIAMS!!!!
*Dr. Death makes his way to the ring and grabs a mic.*
DDSW- I would like to thank Insaneo for giving me this opportunity to come to EWT and manage him. And Insaneo my goal is to get you to the top. All the way to the EWT Heavyweight Championship. And first we start off at Full House!!
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Post by craigkendo on Mar 26, 2006 4:00:33 GMT -5
*A Chris Masters-esque music plays as the Heavenly Bodies make their way out to the ring, being accompanied by Jim Cornette. They appeal to the crowd and flex.*
Chimel: The following contest is scheduled for one-fall! Introducing first, from Pasedena, Texas...and to be accompanied to the ring by Jim Cornette, at a combined weight of 470 pounds...Stan Lane and Tom Pritchard...THE HEAVENLY BODIES!!!
*The bodies get into the ring, and get ready for the encounter as Cornette aplauds them.*
*"Ich Will" hits as The Connection make their way out. They hold their arms out in prayer, and then rush the ring.*
Chimel: Aaaand their opponents, from Newark, New Jersey, and Seoul, Korea respectively...to be accompanied by Holly Vaughn...at a total combined weight of 559 pounds....Craig Kendo, and "The Viper", Tony Chang...THE CONNECTION!!!
*The Connection rush the ring, and stare down the Bodies. Chang then goes to his corner as Kendo is left as the legal man. The Bodies hold a conference in their corner to decide who's going to be the legal man...Kendo breaks it up, grabs both of the Bodies and lifts them over his head in a double belly-to-belly!!! Stan Lane rolls out of the ring, leaving Pritchard as the legal man! Kendo approaches Pritchard, and grabs him in a butterfly hold, lifting him for a suplex! Pritchard is flung to the ropes, where he tries to lift himself up. Kendo tags in Chang, and Chang rushes over to the ropes, hitting a knee to the back of the head as Pritchard tries to recuperate! Chang then slaps the mat, and lifts his leg up for the Viperbite Kick....Pritchard dodges this, and brings Chang down for a roll-up!!!*
1, 2...
*Chang kicks out, but immediately rushes Pritchard, hitting a double axe-handle to the back, and stomping away at Dr. Tom. Chang then lifts up Pritchard with a gutwrench before hitting some knees to the head...Pritchard counters with a back body drop!!! Chang quickly rushes to his feet, and gets nailed with a crossbody!! Pritchard then desperately crawls to his corner, and tags in Stan Lane!! Lane gets in, and charges at Chang...who drops to the floor, and grabs Lane's limbs, locking in a quick Boston crab...Lane counters by flipping Chang off his body with his power!! Lane then hooks the legs!!!*
1, 2...
*Chang is again able to kick out...Lane doesn't stop there, though, and he drops an elbow onto Chang before grabbing him, and throwing him to the corner! Lane then grabs Chang by the head, and hops to the turnbuckle, looking for a high-flying...Kendo rushes Lane from the apron, and then climbs to the turnbuckle himself, indicating to Chang!!! Kendo, whilst still on the turnbuckle, picks up Lane in an electric chair drop, the height is almost staggering!! Kendo then jumps off as Chang catches Lane with the front Lung-blower in what shall now be known as the HYPERLINK!!!!! Chang goes for the cover as Kendo swiftly takes down an interfering Pritchard with a big boot!*
1, 2, 3!!
Winners: The Connection!
*The Connection, armed with a new move in their arsenal, hold their arms out in prayer, and walk to the back as Stan Lane clutches at his gut in pain!*
*Fade out.*
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Post by Chrysta on Mar 26, 2006 18:39:22 GMT -5
*Senzafine plays as Chrysta enters the arena’s blue lighting, with Ms. White following behind her. The crowd boos as Chrysta makes her way down the ramp.*
Chimel: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Making her way to the ring first, from Juno, Alaska, being accompanied by Ms. White…the Ice Queen, Chrysta RAGNAL!
*Chants of “She’s No Ragnal!” echo throughout the arena as Chrysta step inside the ring. She leans outside the ropes and lays a kiss to Ms. White’s cheek. As her music fades down, Spit plays, and Tanya Flaire runs down to the ring.*
Chimel: And the opponent, from Snootsville, Connecticut…the Blazing Inferno, Tanya FLAIRE!
*Tanya slides into the ring and then climbs to the turnbuckles. At each corner, she points to the crowd, who automatically shout “SPIT!” at certain points in the song. As Tanya steps off the final turnbuckle, she turns to Chrysta, who is giving her as cold a look as ever. Knowing Chrysta, she decides to ignore the handshake and goes right to Chrysta, tackling her down to the ground and punching her in the face. Ms. White gets inside the ring and pulls Tanya off of Chrysta, and lifts her up for a vertical suplex. Tanya slides out behind Ms.White and hits her with a dropkick to the back. Tanya focuses her attention back to Chrysta, and kicks at her ribs a few times. Tanya picks her up and whips her into the ropes. Tanya bends over in hopes for a hip toss, but Chrysta comes back at her with a tornado DDT. Chrysta goes to pin.*
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*Kickout by Tanya. Chrysta calls out to Ms. White to ‘get everything ready’. Ms. White nods, and goes under the ring…and pulls out a table. Ms. White goes back under and pulls out…a ladder. As she’s pulling out these items from under the ring, Chrysta is taking to Tanya, kneeing her in the gut and hitting her with clotheslines. As Ms. White pulls out a chair, Tanya ducks under one of Chrysta’s clotheslines and kicks her in the gut. Tanya gets in front of Chrysta and nails the Burning Wheel Drop to Chrysta. Tanya goes to pin.*
1!2!
*Chrysta kicks out. Tanya gets onto the apron, in hopes of the Napalm Death, but doesn’t realize Ms. White is just behind her. Before she can leap up for the finisher, Ms. White slams the chair into her back. Ms. White shoves her back into the ring, then the table, the chair, and finally, the ladder. Ms. White helps Chrysta up. As Chrysta finally regains consciousness, she tells Ms. White to get everything set up. Chrysta goes to Tanya and lays a few punches on her, then finally hits a snapmare to her. Chrysta then hits a hard kick to the back, then finall tosses her head backwards onto the canvas. Chrysta then picks her up and tosses her on top of a chair…which is on top of a table. Chrysta then climbs the ladder, with Ms. White holding Tanya down and…FALLING ICICLE! FALLING ICICLE RIGHT THROUGH THE TABLE! Tanya cannot be feeling good after being sent through a table, as well as getting hit hard on top of a chair, from an attack off the ladder. This gives Chrysta the chance to pin.*
1!2!3!
*The bell rings, and Ms. White hands Chrysta a mic. A number of EMTs come in and take a look at Tanya.*
Chrysta: I believe it is wise not to mess with me come Full House. As you can see, I have quite the strategic play going…as well as an example for Rosa. Rosa, I want you NEXT WEEK! If I do not have you…HELL! Will FREE-
*Suddenly, Rosa comes from behind with a chair and slams it into the backs of Ms. White and Chrysta. Rosa lays an extra slam to the back of Chrysta’s head, then slides out of the ring, taunting as she heads up. Chrysta rubs her head as she crawls over and checks on Ms. White as the EMTs carry Tanya out.*
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Post by Superior Dragon on Mar 26, 2006 19:10:10 GMT -5
The Road Warriors are already in the ring, waiting for their opponents.
"St. Anger" hits as Twizted and American Saint come running out, not even waiting for their introductions before attacking Heidenreich and Animal. Twizted immediantly goes after Heidenreich, taking him down with a running enzugiri right to the head. Twizted then kicks Heidenreich in the gut before tossing him outside before hitting an Asai Moonsault on his prone body.
-MEANWHILE-
Saint has tackled Animal in a corner and is laying it into him with shoulder blocks. Animal is winded as Saint backs up before running full force and hitting him with a Shining Wizard. Animal is about to go down when Saint catches him and hits the Widowmaker. Animal is down as Saint climbs the turnbuckle before hitting the Level XII!! Saint then goes onto the outside and tosses Heidenreich in as Twizted makes his way in as well. Saint merely points at the turnbuckle as the fans go wild, knowing what's coming up. Saint hoists Heidenreich's body up there while Twizted manages to pull Animal near the corner. Twizted then climbs the ropes and tosses one arm over his shoulder as Saint does the other before hitting the Alternate DImension onto Animal!!! The crowd goes insane as Twizted covers Animal while Saint covers Heidenreich.
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Bobby Cruiz: Here are your winners, Twizted. American Saint. The Suicidal Idolz!
Twizted merely looks at Animal before shouting "That was for picking Heidenreich!". American Saint then grabs a microphone.
Saint: Michaels! Maverick! Kazar! Kazar? What kinda name is- anyway, that is just a taste of what's gonna happen at Full House. And it doesn't matter if me or Twizted wins, because that only means that we have a shot at the OX Division title.
Twizted: So for all the doubters, who don't even give us a chance, you will see that we are 4 Real!
Twizted throws the mike down and exits the ring with Saint as we cut to a commercial.
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Spyke the Pacers Fan
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Post by Spyke the Pacers Fan on Mar 27, 2006 3:02:18 GMT -5
(After several shots of the live crowd, Lillian Garcia gets in the ring as we are set for Spyke Johannson vs. Konnan)
Lillian Garcia: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following match, is scheduled for one fall! First…
(The arena goes dark, then the blue and yellow spotlights hit the stage. The crowd pops big time, as “Galvanize (Don’t Hold Back)” hits the arena speakers. After 15 seconds, Spyke jumps out from behind the curtain and the lights come back on. Spyke dances his way to the ring slapping hands with the crowd in the front row.)
Lillian: Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 225 lbs. SPYKE! JOHANNSON!
(Spyke climbs into the ring, and asks Lillian for the mic. A large “SWEDEN!” chant has broken out.)
Spyke: Remember 3 weeks ago, when I announced my manager, Maria Kiebler was leaving EWT, for a college trip to Africa? Well guess what? She’s back! And has decided that in EWT she will be going under her birth-given name. So ladies and gentlemen please welcome back to EWT, RACHEL LEIGH COOK!
(The crowd focuses their attention to the stage. “Shiny Disco Balls” by Who Da Funk hits the speakers as Rachel Leigh Cook, hits the stage. RLC busts a couple of dance moves before heading towards the ring. The crowd pops for the sweet moves.)
RLC: Hey, it’s good to be back in the EWT! I’ll only be Spyke’s manager for the time being. But in due time, not anytime soon, I’ll be competing in the Girl Next Door division as well as upholding my managerial duties. But that won’t be for a while, as I still have a LOT of training to do. But anyway, how’s about we get this match started?
(RLC leaves the ring, as the music of Konnan starts up.)
Lillian: And from the country of Mexico, weighing in at 250 lbs. KONNAN!
(After a few seconds, Konnan, in what appears to be his old Max Moon costume, emerges on stage. Spyke looks at him for a few seconds, confused, and a little freaked out. The crowd then shouts and boos as Konnan jumps into the ring and hits Spyke from behind. The bell rings and we are underway!)
The man in the Max Moon costume reveals himself to be Homicide. He removes the costume and is wearing street clothes. Homicide walks to ringside as Konnan continues the beat down on Spyke. Konnan picks Spyke up and throws him to the corner. Konnan hits Spyke with several rights and lefts, and a few elbow shots. Konnan walks over to the opposite corner, climbs the turnbuckle and throws his arms up in the air. The crowd boos the cocky Konnan. Konnan points and yells at some of the fans booing him. Suddenly, Spyke comes up from behind and hits a high dropkick on Konnan! Konnan falls forward, hits his chest on the top of the turnbuckle and falls to the outside. Spyke goes to the outside, but Homicide tries put himself between Konnan and Spyke. Spyke pushes Homicide out of the way. Spyke picks up Konnan and throws him into the ring. Before Spyke can get back into the ring, Homicide hits Spyke in the back with his knee, while the refs back is turned checking on Konnan. Spyke falls to his knees and leans up against the apron. Rachel runs over to Homicide to distract him. Homicide chases after Rachel for a few seconds until they are on opposite sides of the ring. Rachel pounds the mat and yells for Spyke to get up. Konnan gets to his feet, bounces off the ropes behind him and baseball slide kicks Spyke in the face. Spyke tumbles back to the guard rail behind him.
Konnan calls over to Homicide for assistance. Before the duo can beat down on Spyke, the ref jumps out of the ring, and gets in Homicide’s face. After exchanging words, the ref kicks Homicide out of the ring area! Homicide is irate! The fans sing “Na na na na! Na na na na! Hey! Hey! Hey! GOOO-OOOOD BYE!!” as a dejected Homicide goes into the back. Konnan stomps on Spyke some more on the outside. Before throwing him back in the ring. Konnan goes for the cover.
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Spyke kicks out at 2. Konnan picks Spyke up. Konnan runs into the ropes and charges towards Spyke. Spyke rolls out of the way. Konnan stops and turns around. Spyke hits a standing enziguri. Konnan falls face first onto the mat. Spyke immediately grabs a leg of Konnan’s and locks on the Pop Lock! Spyke holds it tight, as Konnan looks a bit uncomfortable. Spyke lets go of the move, realizing he needs to weaken Konnan’s leg for the move to be effective. Spyke stomps on the leg of Konnan a few times. Spyke goes to the top rope, and attempts a knee drop on the back of Konnan’s knee. But Konnan manages to roll out of the way. Spyke manages to bring his knee up, before impact on the mat, reducing the inevitable pain. Spyke gets to his feet as does Konnan. Konnan and Spyke exchange punches with Spyke eventually getting the upper-hand. Spyke throws Konnan into the ropes. Konnan comes back, and Spyke hits a superkick. Konnan stumbles backwards. Spyke goes for a crossbody, but Konnan catches him, and drops Spyke on the ropes neck-first. Spyke clinches his neck in pain. Spyke turns around in time to catch a Rolling Thunder Lariat from Konnan. Spyke goes down and Konnan goes for a pin.
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Spyke barely kicks out. Konnan goes to the outside leaving Spyke in the ring. Konnan reaches under the ring, and produces a chair! Konnan puts the chair in the ring and places it near a corner. Konnan sets up Spyke on the ropes. Konnan grabs Spyke’s head, and it appears as if he is gonna hit the Facejam onto the chair. But Rachel grabs the chair and pulls it out of the ring before Konnan can hit the move. Konnan focus on Rachel and yells something at her. But when Konnan turns around, he sees Spyke hit the Dancing Star Press! Konnan crashes to the mat and Spyke goes for the cover.
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Konnan kicks out. Spyke stands up, waiting for Konnan to stand. Konnan gets to his feet. Spyke comes up behind Konnan and hits a backdrop suplex. Spyke stands and stomps on Konnan a little. Konnan grabs the back of his head in pain as a result of the backdrop. Spyke picks Konnan up off the mat and whips him to the corner. Spyke backs up and hits a spinning wheel kick, connecting with Konnan’s face. Konnan stumbles forward. Spyke goes to kick Konnan in the gut, but Konnan catches his foot, Konnan pushes Spyke’s leg away, but Spyke brings his leg back around and hits a Dragon Whip. Spyke backs off a second to recover. Spyke approaches Konnan, but Konnan trips Spyke, and Spyke falls to the mat. Konnan stands up slowly. Spyke stands up, and Konnan kicks him in the gut. Konnan looks to hit a powerbomb, but Spyke flips up onto Konnan’s shoulders and hits the SwedeDT! Spyke with the cover!
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(Bell rings)
Lillian: Your winner! SPYKE JOHANNSON!
(The crowd cheers loudly for the Spyke win. RLC joins Spyke in the ring, as the ref raises Spyke’s hand. Rachel raises the other hand. RLC and Spyke leave the ring. As they make their way up the aisle, Spyke turns to a camera and is heard saying “Be careful P.T.A.! April 16th is sooner than you guys think!”)
(Fade to commercial. Order the “Full House” PPV and enjoy Toom E Dangerously’s favorite episode of the Full House series, ½ an hour before the show starts! At no extra cost!)
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Post by Banned Member on Mar 27, 2006 4:00:27 GMT -5
*Outlaw bumps into Mickie.*
OL: Where were you earlier?
MJ: I was talking to Trish.
*Outlaw shakes his head, and than backs Mickie up against the wall.*
OL: Listen here you psycho!!! We have a must win match coming up, and your screwing around!!!! You are such a horse face!!!
*Mickie starts to cry.*
MJ: Why would you say that!! I just like Trish so much!
*Outlaw instantly regrets what he says.*
Ol: Look Mickie I liked Trish at one point to, but something has changed in her. Now we must focus on our match so please go to the locker room. I'll be there in a sec.
*Mickie skips off down the hall, and as Outlaw follows he sees on a nearby TV screen Ms.White getting attacked, and being layed out. Theres a slight look of anger, and than concern on his face before he walks away.*
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Post by pta on Mar 27, 2006 7:55:37 GMT -5
Announcer: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall!!!
The Rock's Entrance Theme stars up on the Toomitron as he and Mankind head down.
Announcer: Introducing first... at a combined weight of 575 pounds... The Rock N Sock Connection!!!
Mankind is still without Mr. Socko thanks to Canceler's actions last week. The two men climb into the ring... getting a huge pop from the crowd. However, their mood sours as Pomp and Circumstance starts up... the crowd booing angrily.
Announcer: And the opponents... at a combined weight of 750 pounds... Representing the P.T.A. Principal Pain and the Canceler!!!
Their music keeps playing for bit... but nobody comes out. The crowd looks as confused, until Principal Pain walks out onto the stage after a few moments with a microphone.
Pain: Hmmmm... I'm sorry Mr. Foley... Mr Johnson, but I just don't feel like wrestling again this week... but never fear, because I do have a different set of opponents in mind for you... enjoy.
Pain chuckles as The Rock and Mankind look at each other confused... Eddie Omega slides in from behind... LEVELING Rock with a steel chair! The crowd boos as Canceler enters on the other side, also with a steel chair, smashing right over Mankind's own skull. The crowd boos as the two men drop their chairs, then proceed to start stomping viciously at both fallen men. Pain smirks... watching on the stage pleased...
It's Spyke and Spaz!!! The two Generation Tech members attack Pain from behind, knocking him onto the stage. The crowd cheers as they then pick him up, whipping him full speed down into the ring, causing him to roll inside. Pain groans, holding his sore body as Spyke and Spaz both climb onto nearby turnbuckles... leaping off with twin Missile Dropkicks... hitting both Omega and Canceler in the face and sending them stumbling out of the ring. The crowd cheers as Spaz walks over... lifting Pain up and into The Shockwave... slamming him down hard! The crowd pops as Spyke is now atop the nearby turnbuckle... then leaps off with a dancing Shooting Star Press... connecting once again. Pain is in massive pain as Spaz and Spyke look at Rock and Mankind... who immediately set up Pain for... The Double People's Elbow!!! The two men start bouncing back and forth off the ropes... but before they can do anything, Virus slides in! He cuts them both off before they can finish their little double team move. Spaz and Spyke look back at Virus and slowly exit the ring, as the P.T.A. regroups... each one of them looking PISSED!!! Virus then reaches down, looking at them and sending a message, lifting Rock up and hitting the Infection on one of the steel chairs in the ring!!! The crowd boos again as Virus, Pain, Canceler, and Omega all glare back at the two Generation Tech Members.
Fade to the next segment.
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Post by Oceanic on Mar 27, 2006 10:49:14 GMT -5
"Maritime" comes over the PA and Oceanic makes her way out to a pop from the crowd. She stops at the top of the ramp and looks out over the audience with the GND title over her shoulder, then walks down the aisle, slapping fives with random fans, and gets into the ring. She hops up on the second turnbuckles and holds her belt up as the fans cheer her on. She hops off and begins eye balling the entry way, waiting to find out just who it is that she's facing tonight. As the crowd waits for Oceanic's opponent to walk out, High Voltage plays. Yes, High Voltage. Longtime fans recognize the music and boo as Mike Ragnal enters with his tag title in hand, along with a mic.. Oceanic has a look of disbelief on her face and asks Lillian if this is really her opponent.
MIKE: Wow, I did NOT think I was gonna get any heat for this. But you don't have to worry, folks, Oceanic, because I am NOT the opponent.
*cheers*
MIKE: I mean, I'll admit, I'd LIKE to get in the ring with her, but considering what I just did, she'd kill me.
*The crowd laughs*
MIKE: No, I am here to RE-introduce a former GND competitor. Oddly enough, she's also a former GND champion. And just so you don't have to worry, no, it is not Clitton!
*Massive pop from the crowd*
MIKE: Oceanic, your opponent is none other than the woman who brought prestige into the GND belt, and considered by many the first TRUE GND champion, and one of the originals renovators to the division...she is the Ocean's Beauty, my sister...LINDA RAGNAL!
The crowd stands on their feet as Linda's name is announced, cheering louder than before. Mike steps to the side, and the lights in the arena go out. On the Titantron, a countdown starts from 10 on down. As the countdown ends, the numbers count back up faster, then the spotlights in the house turn on and focus on the ramp As Evanescence's Holding My Last Breath plays. A woman in a pink and blue hooded jacket with an 'L' imprinted on the back of the hood stands with her back to the crowd. She turns around high fives Mike, and removes the hood to reveal that she truly is Linda Ragnal, with the same blonde hair and red glasses. As Linda gets onto the apron, she brushes off her feet, then gets into the ring. Oceanic is applauding Linda for her return. Linda takes her hood off, then goes to Oceanic. The two of them shake hands, and Oceanic welcomes her back. The match is now beginning. Oceanic and Linda circle one another, but Oceanic stops and cups her ear to the crowd's "Welcome Back!" chant. Linda looks around and smiles before going back to circling her opponent. They tie up and struggle back and forth before Linda takes Oceanic down with a quick arm drag. Oceanic nods and stands back up. Another tie up and Linda once again sends Oceanic down with an arm drag. Oceanic stands back up and circles Linda again. They tie up once more and Linda sends Oceanic down with an armdrag again but this time Oceanic holds on and sends Linda over with a continuation of the arm drag and locks in an ARMBAR! Linda manages to get back up to a vertical base and backs Oceanic up against the ropes. Linda sends Oceanic to the far side, leapfrogs over, and comes off with a flying clothesline but Oceanic ducks it. Linda rolls back up to her feet but Oceanic has a full head of steam and takes Linda down with a leg lariat. Linda gets up but Oceanic sends her back down with a snap mare followed by a Buzzsaw Kick in the chest. Oceanic hits the ropes and lands a quick elbow drop and goes for the pin. 1............. That's it. Linda kicks out. Oceanic winds up Linda's arm and delivers two stiff kicks to the chest, then comes down across the back of her neck with an ax kick. Linda grabs her neck and staggers up to her feet. Oceanic is there to meet her and gives her a butterfly suplex. As Linda lands Oceanic sits her up, locks in a full nelson, and wraps her legs around Linda's waist to wear her down. Linda writhes but doesn't get very far. Oceanic has the hold locked in a couple minutes then turns herself so Linda is now on her stomach with the full nelson still applied but now in a Camel Clutch position. Oceanic cranks back on the hold but Linda won't give in. A few more minutes go by and Linda won't quit. Oceanic breaks the hold herself, tucks her feet under Linda's arms and rolls her onto her shoulders for a pin attempt. 1............... 2.............. Linda kicks out. Oceanic sends Linda into the ropes and connects with a belly to belly suplex. Oceanic then points to the tope turnbuckles as the crowd pops. Oceanic looks to be going for a moonsault but as she reaches the top rope Linda has gotten up and dropkicks Oceanic's leg out from under her. Oceanic crotches herself on the ropes and lets out a shreik. Linda gives Oceanic a couple forearms in the back, ties her feet up in the buckles, and sends Oceanic upside down in the Tree Of Woe. Linda goes all the way over to the other side of the ring, gets a head start, and baseball slides right into Oceanic's face. Oceanic falls over onto her stomach. Linda is in control now and picks Oceanic up, giving her a Rock Bottom followed by a flipping leg drop. Linda hooks Oceanic's legs under her arms and leans back, sling shotting Oceanic into the buckles. As Oceanic staggers Linda takes her out with an enziguri and covers. 1............. 2.............. Oceanic kicks out. Linda scoops Oceanic up and slams her in the center of the ring, then springboards off the 2nd buckle with an elbow drop. Linda then lifts Oceanic up in the Torture Rack position and comes down with a neckbreaker. Linda covers again. 1.......... 2.............. Oceanic kicks out. Linda delivers a gutwrench suplex and hits the ropes, coming down with the Tidal Wave! Linda covers again. 1............ 2............... Oceanic gets the shoulder up. Linda can't believe it but doesn't waste any time and locks in a Figure Four. Oceanic is nowhere near the ropes so she just has to tough it out. Linda doesn't give any slack, keeping the Figure Four in no matter what as Oceanic struggles to get out of it. Oceanic begins to turn onto her stomach but Linda isn't having it. Linda leans the other direction as Oceanic tries to go the other way. Suddenly Oceanic throws all of her weight over to the side Linda was leaning, using Linda's own momentum against her, and Oceanic reworks Linda's legs into a Texas Cloverleaf. Linda is now the one looking for a way out as she tries to pull herself to the ropes. Oceanic lets go only to turn and apply a Gorilla Clutch Hold, drag Linda away from the ropes, and wrap her legs around Linda's waist to cinch it in. Linda has nowhere to go but she won't tap out. Oceanic keeps the hold on for a couple minutes, suddenly breaks it, leaps up to Linda's head, and tries to apply TAAS. Linda grabs one of Oceanic's arms to keep her from applying the hold and punches Oceanic in the face. Oceanic rears back as Linda stands up, then delivers a front dropkick to Oceanic. Linda picks Oceanic up and hits a fallaway slam and covers. 1.......... 2............. No! Oceanic kicks out. Linda winds up the arm and wraps it around her head before delivering a back suplex. Linda then goes over to the turnbuckles and leaps off the second buckle for a leg drop, but misses! Oceanic has rolled out of the way! Oceanic and Linda stagger up and Linda throws a punch, but Oceanic blocks and responds with a Roaring Elbow. Linda hits the deck as Oceanic measures her. Linda stands only to get a neck snapping Super Kick to the jaw. Oceanic covers. 1............ 2................. Linda gets the shoulder up. Oceanic picks Linda up and delivers a turnaround neck breaker, followed by the Lionsault/double leg drop combo. Oceanic hooks the leg. 1......... 2.............. Linda gets the shoulder up again! Oceanic hits the ropes and goes for a Knee Bazooka but Linda dodges. Linda kicks Oceanic in the stomach and delivers a mean sit down power bomb. Linda goes for the win. 1.......... 2............... Oceanic kicks out. Linda doesn't let up and delivers a couple hard stomps to Oceanic. Linda then picks Oceanic up and delivers a scoop piledriver. Linda goes over to the turnbuckles and signals that it's all over. Linda climbs up and leaps off with the Down Pour, but Oceanic moves out of the way! No matter, as Linda lands on her feet and gets Oceanic in a small package! 1............. 2................ Two and a half! Linda sets Oceanic up for a DDT but Oceanic blocks it and turns it into a Northern Lights Suplex. 1........... 2............ Linda kicks out! Both women stand up and begin trading chops, the crowd letting out a "Whoo!" with each one. Linda then gets the upperhand (no pun intended) with three successive chops in a row. Linda runs off the ropes but Oceanic ducks her clothesline attempt and comes back with a Knee Bazooka right to Linda's face. Linda holds her face and staggers up as Oceanic kicks her in the stomach and puts her in a Razor's Edge postion, then flips her over in a sit down Dominator. Oceanic hooks the leg and tries for a pin. 1................. 2......................
3! Oceanic stands up and raises her arm in victory. The referee hands her the GND belt as the crowd gives her a huge pop. Oceanic goes over to Linda and helps her up. They exchange a hug and Linda leaves to a nice ovation. Oceanic stays in the ring and hops up on the second turnbuckles to celebrate with the fans as we go to commercial.
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Mar 27, 2006 11:23:09 GMT -5
We come back from commercial as we get ready for the OX Division Championship match.
Gary Michael Capetta: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the EWT OX Division Championship!
*"Halls Of Illusion" by ICP hits as Deamon Cohln comes out to boos.
GMC: First, from Milan, Michigan, weighing in at 187 lbs., Deamon! Cohln!
*"Halls Of Illusion" fades away and is replaced by "Jesus Walks" as the fans go wild.
GMC: And his opponent, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 233 lbs., he is the current OX Division Champion, Bolt! Bacana!
Bolt gets into the ring and hands the title to the ref and looks Deamon dead in the eye.
*Bell rings*
Deamon and Bolt lock up to begin the match, with Bolt taking the advatage and locking him in a headlock. Deamon backs up to the ropes and tries to push him off, but Bolt keeps a hold on and takes him down. Deamon manages to get Bolt in a leg/headlock, reversing the momentum. Bolt kicks out and hops up as Deamon gets up and the two face each other in a standoff.
Botl then reaches out his hand in a test of stretgh, yelling at Deamon to try it. Deamon doesn't even hesitate and grabs the hand before reching out his other hand, which Bolt takes. Deamon starts pushing Bolt back and eventually gets him in a bridging position. Bolt manages to get himself back up and starts pushing Deamon back until Deamon is in the same predicament that Bolt was in. BOlt pulls him back up and hits a gutwrench suplex before going for the pin.
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2...Kick out.
Deamon gets back up and hits a clothesline on Bolt, catching him off-guard and taking him down. Deamon then looks at Bolt before climbing the turnbuckle and positioning himself. Bolt gets up and gets hit with a diving kick right to the chest. Deamon the grabs Bolt's legs and locks in the sharpshooter! Sharpshooter locked in!! Bolt is screaming in pain right now and tries to get Deamon off of him, but Deamon keeps the hold locked in. Bolt is in excruciating pain but won't tap. Deamon tries to apply more pressure by arching, but Bolt manages to pull him off and catches him with a quick Capoeria Kick to the head.
Bolt then gets up and hits Deamon with a spinning leg drop, causing him to roll out of the ring. Deamon is trying to recooperate when Bolt comes running right at him and connects with a Chris Benoit-type diive, causing both competitors to hit the guardrail. Deamon is starting to bleed as Bolt is grabbing his back in pain. Deamon grabs Bolt and throws him in the ring before getting in himself. Deamon picks up Bolt and tries to hit a suplex but Bolt manages to evade it and rolls up Deamon! Bolt has the pin...
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3....Barely kicks out. Bolt hits the mat in frustration before picking up Deamon and hitting the Kryptonite Krunch! Deamon is on the floor right now as Bolt climbs the turnbuckle, signaling for the end. Bolt turns around and faces the crowd before hitting the Split Leg Moonsau-NO! Deamon moves out of the way and Bolt hits the mat!!! Bolt and Deamon are down as the ref starts the 10 count.
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6..... (Deamon starts to get up)
7..... (Deamon is now up)
8..... Deamon picks Bolt up and Irish Whips him to the turnbuckle. Deamon comes running at Bolt, but Bolt dodges the attack and dropkicks Deamon to the turnbuckle before hitting a German Suplex. Bolt is about to go for another one when Deamon blocks it and hits an Asai DDT!! Bolt is down as Deamon climbs the turnbuckle, signaling for the end. Bolt is groggy but manages tog et up and gets hit with the Teh Crush!!! Bolt is down as Deamon goes for the pin.
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3....KICK OUT!!!! Deamon can't believe it as Bolt manages to kick out. Deamon picks up Bolt and Irish Whips him to the turnbuckle before hitting him with the Yakuza Kick. Deamon then grabs Bolt's head and hits the Deamon Doom DD-NO! Bolt blocks it and hits the Bolt From The Blue V.2!!! Bolt is down though as the ref starts the 10 count.
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8....... (Deamon starts stirring)
9........ (Bolt starts getting up but falls down)
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GMC: Ladies and Gentlemen, the match has ended in a double-knockout! As a result, this match is a no contest and Bolt Bacana is still your OX Division Champion!
*The crowd is mildly angry but shows their appreciation for both competitors as the Cohln's and the Warriors come out and tend to their partners as we fade to a commercial.
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Post by craigkendo on Mar 27, 2006 15:43:03 GMT -5
*”Feuer Frei” hits as Holly Vaughn makes her way out to the ring for her bout. Tony Chimel begins to announce her.*
Chimel: The following contest is scheduled for one-fall! Introducing first, from Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada…”Lady Spectacular”, HOLLY VAUGHN!
*Holly rushes to the ring, clad in her shredded trenchcoat before hanging it on the turnbuckle and calmly setting herself down, arms out in prayer. She then lifts herself to her feet, and then calmly observes the entranceway.*
*An urban beat plays as D’Zee makes her way out from the entranceway, complete with taped fists, which she crunches together.*
Chimel: And her opponent, from the state of New York…D’Zee!!
*D’Zee makes her way to the ring, but is interrupted by Holly, who has a microphone in hand.*
Holly: Before you engage in this bout, fresh blood, you should know that I choose to fight by the “frozen code”. If you were wise, you too would submit yourself to these standards…
*D’Zee grabs a microphone from the announce table, angered.*
D’Zee: “Submit”? B****, I submit to NO-ONE!!! I play by MY RULES! And one more thing…when you play by MY RULES, you play by NO RULES! I don’t give a damn about your frozen code, the GND code, whatever code you uptight prissy little b****s want to chuck at me, you got that, you goth-chick FREAK?
*D’Zee climbs into the ring, and stares down Holly. Holly is far from amused by this.*
Holly: Very well, unenlightened one. You may choose to fight as you wish. I only request that whichever style of fighting you choose, you perform to the best of your ability.
*D’Zee looks amused by this.*
D’Zee: “The best of my…”
*D’ZEE SUDDENLY CLOCKS HOLLY WITH A CHEAP SHOT USING THE MICROPHONE!! D’Zee laughs at this as she goes in for a quick pin!*
1, 2…
*Holly is able to kick out of this! D’Zee is disappointed by this, and looks accusingly at the ref, who backs off. D’Zee continues to choke Holly with one hand, keeping her on the mat…Holly lifts herself up to her feet and tries to push back D’Zee…D’Zee counters with a quick leg drop to Holly’s protruding head, and continues to apply a chokehold to Holly…Holly rolls backwards out of the choke, and hits D’Zee with a dropkick to the head!! Holly then runs the ropes, running back at D’Zee with a double axe-handle…D’Zee counters with a fireman’s carry to Holly…and a merciless kick to the spine of the seated Holly! D’Zee then recuperates for a bit before picking Holly up by the head, and performing an Irish whip, sending Holly to the corner where she hung her coat. Holly hits the corner hard as D’Zee rushes Holly with a Yakuza kick…Holly rolls under the kick, meaning D’Zee traps her leg in between top and middle ropes!! D’Zee releases her foot…and is hit with an Avalanche splash from Holly! As D’Zee stumbles out of the corner, Holly climbs the turnbuckle, grabs her coat…and wraps it around D’Zee’s neck, choking her!!! D’Zee tries to fight out of it, but Holly is relentless, eventually pulling D’Zee towards her, dropping the coat…and dropping down for a figure 4 chokehold on the ropes!! D’Zee is going limp…but then suddenly drops down out of the hold, meaning Holly falls off the ropes to the mat below!!! Holly lands on her front, and groggily tries to lift herself up…D’ZEE HITS A DOUBLE FOOT STOMP FROM THE APRON!!!*
*D’Zee smirks down at Holly, and then goes to ringside, finding a steel chair! D’Zee goes over to Holly, and raises it high…Holly then hits a laying drop toe hold to D’Zee, making D’Zee hit the apron (and the chair) hard!! Holly then gets to her feet, and smashes D’Zee’s head against the apron once more, before rolling in, and grabbing D’Zee by the hair, pulling her into the ring! Holly then takes the leg of D’Zee, and tries to trap it in between the ropes…D’Zee throws a load of powder into Holly’s eyes, knocking her back and stunning her!! D’Zee then gets to her feet to reveal that the knock to the chair busted her wide open!!! D’Zee puts her hand to her head, and is enraged by what she sees. She then goes over to the blinded Holly, and stomps down furiously on her, before picking her up, and grabbing her by the head…throwing her into the turnbuckle, One Man Gang style! Holly goes down hard, and the best she can do to recover is be seated in the corner, trying to pull herself up by the ropes…D’Zee then lunges at Holly, nailing her with a stiff knee to the head!! Holly tries a new strategy by rolling out of the ring, leaning against the apron…D’Zee then charges outside with a baseball slide…Holly moves out of the way…but D’Zee lands on her feet…to be met with a dropkick from Holly, planting D’Zee on the guardrail!! Holly observes D’Zee…before going back to her coat on the other side of the ring? Holly reaches under the ring…and pulls out a 2x4…before reaching into her coat pocket…and pulling out a lighter!! Holly is then about to light the 2x4…when D’Zee comes out from the guardrail, and pulls something out of her boot…that looks like a baton…until D’Zee makes a flicking hand motion to reveal she is carrying a small flick knife!!!! Holly, nonplussed, lights the 2x4, it going up as if it was coated in gasoline…the referee immediately stops the match!!*
Result: No contest due to excessive brutality on both parts.
*Both Holly and D’Zee look annoyed by this…but Holly sets down the flaming 2x4, and then stomps it out, staring down D’Zee as D’Zee looks down at her knife, then sighs, and puts it away. D’Zee then walks slowly to the back, not taking her eyes off Holly as Holly returns to ringside to collect her coat. Both women are involved in special matches at Full House…so if they were willing to unleash this much brutality in an exhibition, how much will they achieve in a PPV match?? Tune in to find out!!*
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Post by Banned Member on Mar 28, 2006 2:41:24 GMT -5
Fink: The following contest is a mixed tag match, and it is set for one fall!!!
*The Horsemen theme starts up, and Outlaw comes riding out on his horse with Jillian Hallto a mixed reaction. Along side them skipping down the ramp is Mickie James.*
Fink: Coming to the ring from the Wild West of Texas! He is the current EWT Tri State champion The OutLaw Chris James!!!! His tag partner is Mickie James!!!
*Outlaw holds the ropes for Jillian, and as Jillian enters Outlaw closes the ropes before Mickie can enter leaving her to enter the ring by herself. Mickie walks over, and starts to argue with Outlaw about his actions.*
Fink: And there opponents! making there way down to the ring from Calgary, Alberta, Canada!! He is Heartbreak Hitman Bret Michaels!! His tag partner from Sacramento, CA. She is the "Sensational" Cherry!!!!
* As Sexy Guy starts up, and Cherry makes her way out. Mickie slides out of the ring, and spears Cherry as the two start to brawl. Brett tries to break them apart, but Outlaw runs up, and gives Brett a fore arm shot to the head, and drags him back to the ring, and throws him in the ring.*
*Merc goes to spear Brett, but at the last sec he moves, and Merc goes flying out of the ring. Brett goes to follow, but all of a sudden Gas's music starts up, and the big man makes his way down the ramp, and steps over the top rope, and starts to argue with Brett. Outlaw gets back in the ring, and joins the argument. All of a sudden Gas hits a double closeline on Outlaw, and Brett.
*The ref signals for the bell, and declares the match a double DQ, but Gas is not done. Gas slides outside the ring, and grabs a chair. Gas than picks up Outlaw, and Jackknifes him onto the chair. Gas than picks up Brett, and Jackknifes ontop of Outlaw.*
*Gas Leaves the ring, and the camera pans back we can see Outlaw holding his ribcage in pain with Jillian cheeking on him.*
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Spyke the Pacers Fan
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Still hates himself for missing the last episode of Murder She Wrote
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Post by Spyke the Pacers Fan on Mar 28, 2006 6:14:11 GMT -5
(Spyke and Spaz are shown walking backstage)
Spyke: I can’t believe the P.T.A. pulled that crap on The Rock and Mankind.
Spaz: I know. It’s down right disgusting how they treat legends like that.
Spyke: Sneak attacks like that is definitely a way of saying you are a coward.
Spaz: Yeah, but they won’t be able to play any games like that in the Elimination Chamber. Because there is no way in, and no way out. None of their little sneak attack tactics will work in there.
Spyke: Very true.
Spaz: I’m gonna go catch up with Limey, you coming?
Spyke: Yeah, I’ll be with you in a second, I’m gonna check up on Rachael, she’s been training most of the day.
Spaz: Alright, catch ya later.
Spyke: Peace.
(The camera follows Spyke into a gym/workout area, where a ring is set up and Victoria, Rachael Leigh Cook, and a practice dummy are in the ring practicing basic moves. Spyke approaches a female trainer.)
Spyke: How is she doing?
Trainer: She’s a quick learner. She’s been doing real well. She already knew some of the basic stuff. So we have already moved on to other things.
Spyke: How close would you say she is to being ready for actual in-ring competition?
Trainer: At the rate we’re going, I’d say a few weeks, a month tops. Of course, while she’s competing in the ring, we’ll still have her train here, to keep learning.
Spyke: Sounds good.
(The camera pans over to the ring as RLC hits an overhead suplex on the practice dummy)
(Fade to commercial for the EWT Wrestling School. Sign up today!)
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Post by respectmeordye3 on Mar 28, 2006 11:03:48 GMT -5
A generic song plays and a tagteam walks down the ramp and into the ring-the ring announcer introduces the two asian guys wearing matching blue trunks as "The Pompus Wombats" from Blackpool, England.
The theme song from "Malcom In The Middle" then blasts through the speakers as pyro goes off and Mitchell Brell makes his way out onto the stage with mic in hand. "Last week I promised to make an impact with a tag team of my own and I challenged any tag team to take mine on in their debut match--and instead all I got a couple jobbers who named themselves after some flying rat--but that's perfectly peachy-keen 'cause my team will still wip the ring floor with them!"
he does a little dance and then countinues.
"Introducing, MY tag team,Alvin Black and Sherman White, ladies and gentlemen, Black n' White!
Two men then walk out--Alvin Black is a big bald white guy in black trunks,Sherman White is a big bald black guy in white trunks.
They enter the ring and the bell rings starting the match.
the two opponents go back and forth for the first few minutes and nothing really happens--the crowd begins to get restless and begins to boo the match.
Suddenly the Pompus Wombat in the ring scratches Alvin across the chest--and to his surprise leaves three black marks. Suspicous now, he grabs Alvin in a headlock and begins to violently rub his bald head, exposing black skin underneath.
Now both Pompus Wombats are really suspicous, and both of Brell's tag team members are dragged into the ring and get their makeup smeared off.
As it turns out Alvin Black is only a black man in whiteface, and visa versa goes for Sherman White--a white guy in blackface.
Now the Pompus Wombats are pissed at being mislead--they aren't the only ones either--the fans are extremely angry and are littering the ring with all sorts of crap to show just how pissed off they really are.
The PW's then toss Sherman out of the ring and the legal Wombat pins Alvin Black after giving him a kick to the throat.
"1,2,3!"
"Here are your winners--the Pompus Wombaaaaats!"
The Pompus Wombats dissappear up the ramp and into the back--Mitchell Brell however is not through with his tag team--he grabs a mic-and he does not look happy.
"You idiots screwed up!, I will not have a pair of losers under my name--only winners-damn you two jockasses for humuliating me-damn you I say-just for that YOUR FIRED!"
Brell storms up the ramp and then once he reaches the stage he stops and turns to the ring "I still got wrestlers though and I intend to use e'm--so next week I challenge any EWT singles competitor to a match with MY singles competitor-and this time I'll win!
with that Brell storms backstage.
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Post by crauswell on Mar 28, 2006 11:23:10 GMT -5
As we come back from commercial, Crauswell is standing silently... behind a pale black backdrop. He clears his throat, then starts to speak.
Crauswell: Chance... I'm just here to tell you that I won't be interfering in your match this week. I have no grudge against your opponents... just against you. That's why I'm going to let them be the ones to beat the life out of you... and rest assured Confidence, I'm going to be watching that monitor and I'm going to enjoy your beating thoroughly.
Crauswell spreads his wings a bit, then let's them drop.
Crauswell: As for the Toolshed title... all I have to say about that... is this. I will be getting that belt... no matter who I have to go through, Podanski.. he's nothing but a fat pathetic drunk. A-bomb... he's a has been. Steven Richards... he's a WWE Jobber. Gasoline... he doesn't impress me in the least. Dorf... hmmmph, he couldn't even take the pressure of being the Heavyweight Champion, how is he even going to get the nerve to show up at Full House? Insaneo... he's just a mental lunatic, one that will easily be dispatched.
Crauswell looks right at the camera, through his amsk eyeholes.
Crauswell: As for you Chance... I beat you once and I WILL beat you again, and this time for good. And you know, this could all have been avoided if you hadn't of RIDICULED ME!!! So... keep that in mind in your match this week. Because I have definitely not forgotten.
The overgrown gryphon just stands there, looking menacing as the screen fades to black.
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Post by Virus aka Captain No-Nuts on Mar 28, 2006 14:06:55 GMT -5
(We fade back from commercial to see Lillian Garcia standing in the ring.)
Lillian: The following Strange Bedfellows match is scheduled for one fall!
("School's Out for the Summer" hits and Chance Confidence strolls out to the ring.)
Lillian: Introducing first, weighing in at 240 pounds, CHANCE! CONFIDENCE!
(Confidence does his usual schtick. You know the drill, handstand backflip, crowd hates him for it. He takes the microphone away from Lillian as the crowd boos.)
Confidence: Let me show you how ring announcing SHOULD be done. Introducing first, I am much better then that furry freak Crauswell and weigh in at 240 pounds, I am... CHANCE... CONFIDENCE.... and YOU'RE... JUST... JEALOUS!!!
(The crowd boos momentarily as "Party Starter" hits.)
Confidence: And my tag team parter, weighing in at 216 pounds and residing in Sydney, Australia, he is a member of Generation Tech... SPAZ!
(The crowd explodes as Spaz charges to the ring. A "SPAZ=CHAMPION!" chant starts up as Spaz plays to the crowd.)
Confidence: And our opponents, who don't stand a chance in hell against me...
(More boos for several moments before "RIP" hits, and out charges Limey to an IMMEDIATE standing ovation. The pop grows even louder as Limey throws up the horns. He points to the EWT title belt and mouths "You can't take this, PTA!" as Confidence begins his intro.)
Confidence: Introducing first, weighing in at... 14 stone, whatever the hell that means, he is a member of Generation Tech and is the current EWT Heavyweight Champion... he... is... LIMEY!
(Limey and Spaz shake hands, showing no hard feelings for whatever may transpire in the ring during this match.)
Confidence: And finally...
(The PTA's version of Pomp and Circumstance begins to play. After a few seconds, it distorts into Heaven's a Lie. "**** YOU, VIRUS!" chants mix with furious boos as Virus walks out from under the CrapTron with an intense look on his face.)
Confidence: Weighing in at 310 pounds, he is a member of the PTA and is therefore unworthy of licking my boots... he... is...
(Confidence doesn't get a chance to finish the introduction, as Virus dashed down the ramp and into the ring just in time to hear the low blow on Confidence's former allies in the PTA. In response, Virus nails Confidence right on the jaw with a massive haymaker. Virus rears back for another shot as Referee Lee calls for the bell.)
DING DING DING!
Chance, stunned, has no opening to respond as Virus uncorks punch after punch. Limey and Spaz retreat to their individual corners as Virus backs Confidence into the ropes. Virus then Irish Whips the cocky Brit into the opposite ropes, waiting several seconds before launching into a Samoa Joe running senton. Virus goes for the quick cover...
1! ... 2! ... KICKOUT! Confidence kicks out with authority and surges back to his feet. Virus returns to his feet as well, and the two men tie up. Confidence gains the advantage, then knees Virus in the stomach. With Virus's wind knocked out of him, Confidence manages to hit a quick-as-a-flash snap suplex. Confidence uses his momentum and rolls back up to his feet with a smirk, as the crowd is unsure who to cheer between the two hated men in the ring. Virus snaps back up to his feet, and tries to bulldog Chance while he plays to the crowd. Virus leaps into the air....
ONLY TO RECIEVE A CHOP TO THE CHEST! Confidence sensed Virus coming and uncorked a forceful knife-edge chop! Confidence smirks again and goes to taunt Limey as Virus rolls around on the mat, stunned Confidence saw him coming. Limey enters the ring to try and shut Confidence up, but doesn't get far as Referee Lee restrains Limey and tells him to get back in the corner. While Limey argues and Chance goads him on, Virus has crawled to just behind Chance Confidence... and he hits a VICIOUS LOW BLOW!!! Chance doubles over in pain, and Limey realizes what he just gave Virus the opportunity to do. With a disgusted look on his face, Limey goes back to his corner and folds his arms as both men writhe around on the mat. Before Referee Lee can start a ten count, however, Virus nips up and goes for a tag. Limey refuses, turning his back on Virus to the delight of the crowd. Virus shouts at Limey furiously, and the camera manages to pick up what he's saying.
Virus: WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM?! TAKE THE DAMN TAG!
Limey won't respond. Virus is getting more incensed by the second.
Virus: What, do you have your panties in a damn bunch over that low blow? WELL, GUESS WHAT?! IT'S WHAT YOU NEED TO DO TO GET AHEAD IN THIS BUSINESS!
Limey frowns and turns back to Virus. Although he's whispering, the camera is close enough to hear Limey now.
Limey: No, you don't need to cheat to win here, Virus. Just look at me for the proof of that, mate. And by the way... look out behind you!
Virus opens his mouth to answer, only to be bent back in a hellacious reverse DDT from the recovered and quite pissed Chance Confidence! Confidence has no smirk whatsoever now, as he keeps on the offensive by pulling Virus up by the head. After a few punches, Confidence whips Virus into the ropes and charges in for a lariat...
... ONLY TO RECEIVE ANOTHER LARIAT FROM VIRUS! The two men collide in the middle of the ring in a vicious double clothesline that turns both men inside out! Referee Lee begins a ten count...
1! ... 2! ... 3! ... Virus begins to stir and crawl towards the corner, where Limey is calling for a tag even though he hates Virus's lack of respect. 4! ... Chance is also stirring, albeit more slowly then Virus. 5! ... Virus is mere inches away from the tag, but can't seem to get the cobwebs out of his head long enough to surge ahead and get the EWT champion into the match... 6!... Confidence is crawling towards Spaz now... 7! ... Virus finally jumps forward and tags in Limey! The crowd pops wildly as Limey charges into the ring... AND SPAZ KNOCKS HIM DOWN TO THE MAT WITH A CLOTHESLINE! Chance Confidence leapt up into the air and managed to get the tag on Spaz just in the knick of time! The crowd pops again as Limey gets back up to his feet and sizes up his Generation Tech partner Spaz. Virus and Chance roll to the outside to shake the last few cobwebs out of their heads.
Limey and Spaz stop for a moment to smile at the crowd, which is now thoroughly divided over who to cheer for. Equally loud "LIMEY!" and "SPAZ=CHAMPION!" chants duel for the attention of the cameras, as the two men in the ring finally get back to action by tying up. Neither man can gain an advantage, so the tie-up breaks and the two men circle each other, looking for an opening. The crowd goes silent and the tension is thick as the well-matched competitors stare each other down... Spaz charges in for a double-leg takedown, but Limey shoves Spaz away. The crowd roars with delight, then "ahhh"s in disappointment as this happens. Now it's Limey's turn, as he charges in for a double-leg takedown of his own, and succeeds in hooking Spaz's legs and driving him down to the mat! The crowd roars as Limey gets the advantage and takes it, hitting a few mounted punches before Spaz is able to roll over and deliver a few shots of his own. Spaz has an idea, and gets to his feet, dragging Limey up with him... Spaz Irish Whips Limey towards the ropes, where Chance Confidence is still recovering...
NO! Limey reverses the whip into an Irish Whip of his own, this time sending the native of Oz towards the side of the ring where Virus is recovering! Spaz turns into the ropes to bounce back at Limey with a cross-body, but as he does, he goes sailing over the top rope, which has suddenly been lowered by about 6 inches! Spaz goes tumbling to the outside as Virus lets go of the top rope with an evil smirk. The crowd boos at this dishonorable interruption to what was shaping up to be an honorable and enjoyable fight between EWT's two top faces. Limey isn't all that happy either, and he goes to argue with Virus on the side of the ring. Virus is still smirking, but the smirk is wiped off his face as Spaz gets up and pulls Virus's feet out from under him. Virus's chin hits the side of the ring hard, and Virus is back down on the side of the ring, with a glazed look in his eyes. Spaz jumps off the top rope with a cross-body, hitting Limey square in the chest and holding on for the pin...
1! ... 2! ... KICKOUT! The element of surprise gets Spaz a two count, but nothing more. The two men return to their feet and shake hands before staring each other down again. Chance Confidence has recovered from the double clothesline and is grabbing hold of the tag rope, waiting for an opportunity to get back in the ring. Meanwhile, the two Generation Tech members are still staring each other down until Limey surges forward with a knee lift, hitting Spaz in the sternum! Spaz staggers back, clutching his chest, as Limey takes the initiative and bounces off the ropes with a flying clothesline! Limey jumps back up to his feet and throws up the horns for a nice pop before turning back to Spaz. Limey grabs the Australian and Irish Whips him into the turnbuckle, followed quickly by a... NO! Spaz gets up a boot and climbs to the second turnbuckle before hitting a flying clothesline of his own! Spaz rolls back to his feet with the momentum, and both men take a second to catch their breath before charging at each other again! Spaz gets the advantage, and hits Limey in the stomach with several knee shots! Spaz signals for the Down Under DDT to a large pop... and HITS IT! Spaz goes for the pin...
1! ... 2! ... SAVE BY VIRUS! Virus comes in and hits an elbow just in the knick of time! Virus lays a few boots into Spaz to scattered boos before Referee Lee gets Virus off of the Aussie. Virus throws up his arms and backs off into his corner again as Limey gets back up to his feet, shaking the cobwebs out of his head. Spaz gets up as well, and after a brief tie-up, Limey regains the advantage and whips Spaz into a corner...
...KNOCKING OUT REFEREE LEE! Spaz goes crashing full-force into the unlucky lad, who crumples to the mat, out cold. Both members of Generation Tech check on the referee, but the two heels are sick and tired of this honor crap and charge the ring, Virus bulldogging Spaz and Chance Confidence clotheslining Limey. The crowd boos as the heels take control. Virus throws Spaz out to the outside as Chance Confidence continues to beat on Limey. Limey tries to fight back, and gets to his feet, but Confidence hits a knee to the gut and then hits a Confidence Breaker! Confidence smirks, and then jumps off the top rope in a Confidence Booster! Proud of his work, Confidence walks out of the ring and up the ramp, leaving Spaz alone versus Virus and Limey... although Limey doesn’t look to be going anywhere any time soon.
Meanwhile, Virus seems to have Spaz under control on the outside. Virus whips Spaz into the security railing, and Spaz lands hard, clutching his back. Virus goes to hit an Infection on the padding, but then thinks better of it and throws the padding aside, revealing the solid concrete below. Virus then lifts Spaz up for another Infection... BUT SPAZ REVERSES INTO A HIGH-IMPACT NECKBREAKER! Spaz has gotten his second wind, and now it’s Virus’s turn to suffer. Spaz lays some boots into the big man, then picks Virus up by the neck and climbs onto the Afghani announce table. Spaz lifts Virus up... and hits a SHOCKWAVE through the... NO! Virus resists! Spaz tries again... and Virus resists again and hits a knee to Spaz’s stomach! Spaz loosens the grip on Virus’s neck, and Virus hits a few more knees before lifting Spaz up and hitting the INFECTION through the Afghani announce table! Virus surveys the damage he’s caused before grabbing the microphone from Lillian Garcia. He walks over to Spaz and lifts him up by the hair.
Virus: So this is all that’s left of the noble Generation Tech, eh? If you two can’t handle me and Chance Confidence, then you don’t have a snowball’s chance in hell at Full House. The title will be the PTA’s. Hell, I’ll go so far as to say the title will be MINE! And if you don’t believe that... you had better PREPARE... TO BE... INFECTED!
Virus slaps Spaz and drags him by the hair to the ring, then tosses him in. Virus rolls in after the fallen Aussie, and then lifts him up into another Infection. Virus spins around 3, 4, 5 times before powerbombing Spaz right onto Limey’s prone form. Virus rolls out of the ring, smirking as he shakes Referee Lee to revive him. Referee Lee shakes his head groggily before seeing the pinfall in the center of the ring, and goes to make the count, at an agonizing pace.
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DING DING DING!
Lillian: Here are your winners, Spaz and Chance Confidence!
(Party Starter hits, but neither Spaz nor Limey is moving. They finally begin to stir after 10 seconds, and both look angrily at Virus, who is walking backwards up the ramp, looking bemusedly back at the ring. Virus finally starts laughing as he reaches the top of the ramp. Spaz and Limey help each other up, and the camera cuts back to Virus, who motions that the belt will be his, laughing amidst the crowd’s furious boos as we fade to commercial.)
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Limey
Unicron
It's been awhile.
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Post by Limey on Mar 28, 2006 15:12:50 GMT -5
*we are backstage. Limey is there, and he is obviously not looking too good.*
Sum Guy: I'm Sum Guy and I play the ukulele whenever I think WWE is ripping us off...(awkward silence)...and I'm here with EWT's world heavyweight champion...and the subject of some beating and humiliation...Limey. Now...
Limey: Save it, Sum. I can't really say I didn't expect this from Virus...that bastard won't stop at anything to fuel his own desires...but know this, Virus. You can do whatever the hell you like to me up to Full House...because there...we'll see just what works when all of our rage...is trapped in the cage. When that happens...it won't be brute strength, selfish desires and ass-kissing to get you what you want...it takes respect...it takes ability...and it takes honour...and you won't know these until it's too late, and you've suffered. Simply put...life will GIVE...YOU...LIMES!!!
Sum: Fascinating....OH! We've also received word that you have drawn out your number of entry to the Elimination Chamber...
Limey: Well, actually, Sum. It's not a number per se.
Sum: Come again?
Limey: No, see, Toomi didn't like the idea of stable members forming up plans prior to the event...so instead of numbers we drew...words.
Sum: Uh...words?
Limey: Random words. None of us can figure out the order of entry until the Fink tells us just what the hell they mean. That way, we won't have time to prepare a strategy.
Sum: Whoo. Heavy.
Limey: *Sigh*. Yes, but effective. All it will mean, though, is when it all comes down to it...we can only rely on ourselves...and our instincts. Whilst Generation Tech is all about respect for ourselves and our abilities...the PTA only care about the gold. They'll be in shambles over the whole thing.
Sum: Hmm...so you have the advantage?
Limey: Well...there is the Canceler on the outside...even if he's behind the chains....he could still have an effect on the match...unless...
Sum: What?
Limey: Nothing...Sum, you wouldn't understand. Anyways, I strongly advise you don't speak to Spaz...he's become somewhat bitter over the whole thing in the match.
Sum: Ah...cool. Well...I'm Sum Guy, and on occassions I have accidentally eaten foil.
*The camera fades out...*
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Post by Gasoline: Gen. Tech Member on Mar 28, 2006 19:48:14 GMT -5
*We're back at ringside. Kip James is in the ring awaiting his opponent*
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. In the ring, he is a member of the James Gang, Kip James!
*Kip James gets a lukewarm reception. But the fans soon wake up when they hear "Gas Power" play*
RA: And his opponent, from Buffalo, New York, weighing in at 323 lbs., "Big Daddy" Gasoline!
*Gasoline walks out to thunderous cheers, shaking hands with fans. He gets in the ring and raises a fist in the air*
The bell rings to start the match. Kip immediately goes on the offensive, attacking with a barrage of punches, but none seem to faze Gas. Kip runs to the ropes and is met with a big boot. Gas picks up Kip, hoists him in the air, even pressing him a few times, before dropping him to the mat. Gas then runs to the ropes and hits a flying lariat. He signals for the end of the match. After dropping Kip with the Jackknife Powerbomb, he pins him.
1... 2...
3! *Bell rings*
RA: Here is your winner, "Big Daddy" Gasoline!
*Gas's arm is raised in victory. He then grabs a mic*
Gas: So I see that I'm in a Falls Count Anywhere Invitational for the Toolshed title. I'm putting all you boys in the match on notice right now. The Gas-powered monster is on the loose. He will show no mercy and will plow through each and every one of you who decide to step in my way. At Full House, you're gonna be looking at a new Toolshed Champion!
*Gasoline raises a fist in the air and the crowd cheers loudly. He shakes hands with fans on the way backstage*
*Cut to next segment*
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Queen Rosa
Mike the Goon
All hail the queen!
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Post by Queen Rosa on Mar 28, 2006 20:08:11 GMT -5
*Rosa is seen walking backstage when Sum Guy walks up to her*
SG: Rosa, do you mind if I ask you some questions?
Rosa: Sure, go ahead.
SG: OK. We saw you attack Chrysta after her match against Holly Vaughn. Why?
Rosa: Why? Because I'm sick and tired of all this beating around the bush. She says she wants to fight me, she comes out during my matches, and yet she's done nothing. Well I'm not going to play by her little mind games. I'm doing things MY way. What I do is take action, and that's exactly what I did.
SG: And my other question is how do you think your chances are in the GND match at Full House?
Rosa: To be honest, I don't know. There's a whole lot of talent that will be in that match. Not just Chrysta, but also Tanya, D'Zee, Jackie Geisha, and of course the champion Oceanic. But I know one thing: I will do whatever it takes to win and walk out the GND Champion.
SG: OK. Thank you for your time, Rosa.
Rosa: It's my pleasure.
SG: Until next time, I'm Sum Guy, and I'm 10000x better than that man ho Ryan Seacrest.
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Post by Moxie loves Natalie on Mar 28, 2006 22:23:39 GMT -5
<We come back, Jackie Gayda is standing in the ring, and Geisha's "House of the Rising Sun" hits>
<Geisha and Penguin make their way down to the ring, Penguin in his "classic" suit, and Geisha in her Ceremonial Kimono and facepaint>
<They make their way into the ring, Geisha stands in her corner, spreads her ceremonial sand, and bows to Jackie Gayda>
<Jackie Gayda is standing in the ring, and Geisha passes her Kimono to Penguin, and meets Jackie in the middle of the ring. The ref calls for the bell>
<Jackie and Geisha lock up, collar and elbow. Geisha gains the upperhand, and hits a european uppercut. Geisha then pushes Jackie to the ropes and irish whips her across. She attempts a clothesline, but Jackie ducks. She ricochets off the opposite ropes, and attempts a clothesline of her own, which is ducked by Geisha. but instead of continually running, she stops, turns and as Jackie runs back, hits a back body drop>
<Geisha locks in a reverse chinlock, and holds it, as Jackie struggles. Geisha releases it, as Jackie's foot is under the ropes. Geisha lifts Jackie up, and locks in a headlock. She rolls back and locks in a hammerlock. She pushes Jackie into the ropes and Jackie barrels backwards, into a Dragon Suplex by Geisha. The ref goes for a count>
1...2.. kickout!
<Geisha gets back up, and locks in a fujiwara armbar. Jackie rolls forward and out of the armbar, and charges at Geisha and hits a clothesline. She mounts Geisha and starts to land punches to the head of Geisha. Penguin is show, with some worry on his face>
<Jackie pulls Geisha up and hits a quick spinning neckbreaker. Jackie grabs Geisha again and pulls on her hair, but this time hitting a DDT>
<Jackie climbs up to the top rope. The ref checks on Geisha, who slowly gets up. She gets to her feet, with her back facing Jackie>
<Jackie leaps with a bulldog!>
<Her hands wrap around Geisha's head, but Geisha doesn't fall down! Jackie lands on her stomach, and Geisha grabs her arms and locks in the double underhook, flips forward and locks in the "Greetings from Kyoto"!>
<After a few moments, Jackie taps out>
Lillian Garcia: Your winner, by Submission... Geisha!
<Penguin climbs into the ring, and hands Geisha her Kimono and a microphone>
Geisha: Twadishun! I tew all you peopew! Come Furr Howse dere'll be a new standardad, new champeen! By name... Geisha!
<Penguin takes the microphone, hands it off and they make their way to the back>
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Queen Rosa
Mike the Goon
All hail the queen!
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Post by Queen Rosa on Mar 28, 2006 22:49:21 GMT -5
*Still at ringside, "Look at This Face" plays*
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. On her way to the ring, Moniqua!
*Moniqua walks nervously down to the ring. Fans boo and heckle her. Then "It's My Time" plays*
RA: And her opponent, from Miami, Florida, Rosa!
*Rosa walks out to many cheers. She hi-fives fans on her way to the ring. As soon as she steps between the ropes, she's attacked by Moniqua*
The bell rings to start the match. Moniqua comes at Rosa with a flurry of slaps until Rosa finally pushes her away. Moniqua tries to run out of the ring, but Rosa grabs her by the hair and gives her a belly-to-belly suplex. Rosa picks her up and hits a reverse DDT. She then decides to finish Moniqua off with the Northern Lights Driver. She goes for the pin.
1... 2...
3! *Bell rings*
RA: Here is your winner, Rosa!
*Rosa's arm is raised in victory as the crowd cheers her on. She exits the ring and heads backstage, making a title gesture on her way up the ramp*
*Cut to commercial*
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