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Post by curtrok on Aug 4, 2005 6:03:27 GMT -5
Other wrestling sites are reporting that Botchberg arrived at EWT headquaters today to meet with talent consultats Kevin Sulliavan and Dusty Rhodes.
When reached for comment Dusty had this to say: "wgee hver attwa da ewt if you wheel are interested in bothbvrg. Howdever wed have been unsucsessfulable been in contack wif this great star."
Mr. Sullivan then punched him in the face and asked him to be quiet.
By Staff Reporter.
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Post by DQorDie on Aug 4, 2005 14:36:25 GMT -5
After many eyewitness accounts it is reported that recently fired EWT-broadcast journalist, "Mean" Gene Okerlund, has been seen outside the EWT Bingo Hall eating garbage out of their trash cans. One of those items was a soiled diaper. Oh how the mighty have fallen. And in rasslin' weather there is a slight chance of hurracanranas Credit: Guy Smiley. www.rasslin247newz.gov
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Post by curtrok on Aug 4, 2005 16:58:17 GMT -5
Former EWT superstars Megatron, Afroman and Botch Steiner were at EWT headquaters today, they are all rumored to have signed long term contracts. The nature of these contracts is unknown, however it is know that these Men will not be used as in ring talent.
Other news in the rumor mill indicates that Botchberg was in negoations with EWT however, these talks fell through over a private sky box at EWT arena that Botchberg wanted for his family.
In an unrealted story, Roddy Piper has been signed to a one night contact for the PPV. It is assumed that Piper, who made an appearnce last year will be Curtrok's trump card at the ppv.
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Aug 4, 2005 17:15:52 GMT -5
In other News . . . . . Curly Long has been seen as a regualr in the Purple Rhino Nightclub . . . a bevy of beautys always surrounding him . . . . our source a Mr. Del Usions said it was crazy!
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Post by Ragnal on Aug 5, 2005 0:09:01 GMT -5
www.wrasslersknowlede.comSources say that a number of EWT males were disgusted when last week Toomi Bischoff announced this week's card would be Topsy Turvied,giving the women Hardcore style matches,and the guys pathetic eyecandy matches such as Mud Matches and Bra & Panties matches. Most notably were the competitors in Bra & Panties matches,Mercenary and Mike Ragnal.Mike reported,"I don't blame Toomi for the card.I blame Oceanic,because she was sick of being in such bad matches.But hey,I don't like losing a shirt in a match.Do you see this gut?Do you see all this chest hair?Even A-Train would beg me to shave it off!But one thing is,if Oceanic does this to us again,and the men suffer even worse consequences,wel...I'm not allowed to say. But THAT'S the Shocking Truth!" All Merc gave us was gibberish about blaming Trish and JZ,none of which we could piece into full sentences... We'll keep you up to date on the thoughts of others of Topsy Turvy Week.
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Post by #Classic Hi-Definition X on Aug 5, 2005 10:43:17 GMT -5
www.smarkcentral.comLately Rosa , who is the Heartbreak Hitman's valet, has been training to wrestle, and there is talk of having her compete in matches regularly. She has expressed interest of getting in the ring more often.
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Aug 5, 2005 10:48:45 GMT -5
On the EWT website the Fire Axe Maelstrom used in the Aquarium Room Riot is up for Auction . . . the bidding has already reached $300 and continues to rise . . . www.282wrestlefestx.com
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Post by curtrok on Aug 5, 2005 23:11:06 GMT -5
The rumors have been confrimed Botchberg has resigned with the EWT and already had a major impact. More news as this develops.
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Post by curtrok on Aug 7, 2005 9:44:13 GMT -5
Curtrok said to be upset with management backstage and looking at other threaderations. Managment had no official word on the situation, but did point out that Curtrok is under contract.
Curtrok recently cut a promo where unvieled a new singles title for himself. The F.T.W or Full Time Wrestler belt is not recognized by the EWT as a championship.
Curtrok says he plans to defend the title after the PPV.
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Aug 7, 2005 10:26:32 GMT -5
- Today at the rumor mill - Maelstrom is said to have lost all respect for Flex Magnificent after Flex left his plate of Bratwurst in the shower room . . Billy 'The Virgin' Ubermark was caught in traffic on his way to New Orleans . . . . apparently two escaped circus Elephants had stopped in the road to breed . . . Virgin Discrimination continues . . even in the animal kingdom. Curly Long is due to appear on the Jay Leno show this weekend . . . and Finnally it is reported that Max-Mini and Lita were seen entering a seedy motel last night . . . the witness a Gene Snitsky had this to say: It wasn't my Fault! quotes from . . . www.rumormill.com
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Post by Ragnal on Aug 7, 2005 18:55:58 GMT -5
www.wrasslersknowledge.comIn a broken kayfabe interview,the Ragnals discuss the upcoming EWT PPV,No Rest For the Wicked,along with their careers and others amongst EWT. -First question brought up to the Ragnals was why Joe and Linda came up so late.Mike answers that the EWT first wanted to experiment with the idea of having an elemental character,even though this has already been done with Maelstrom. -The next question goes to Mike,asking about his first PPV match against Billy Ubermark at Chained Up.Mike talked about how it was his third EWT guy to wrestle against,and that he had never faced an EWT star like Billy,especially since Mike knew for a fact that he was carried threw parts of that match. -When asked if the Queen's Court Rumble will be worth it,Linda replied by saying that she believes that every one of the women in this match shoud,and will,get future shots no matter what. -When asked if the Ragnals truly were in the dark about Joe being a ref for the Body Bag match,Joe answered with honesty that it truly was a secret.Toomi pretty much kept him in his office until the time came for the matches to be announced. -Joe and Mike talked about how the secrets backstage are always well kept.Mike didn't know that he was going to compete at Chained Up so soon,and he also didn't know until PPV night that Sieve was gone and that he would be facing Ape. -After being asked if Ape is as crazy as he's seen on TV,the Ragnals said they couldn't really say,since they rarely talk to a few other EWT stars. -After being asked what the future holds for the three siblings,the Ragnals just shrugged ans said,'who knows?' Although there has been talk about a 'secrets' storyline,and they hope that the story will go much better than Eddie/Rey in WWE,where Eddie told the secret despite losing a match. More can be heard at www.wtfradio.com
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Post by Oceanic on Aug 7, 2005 22:11:25 GMT -5
There has been some talk between Oceanic and the EWT video department about releasing the entire weeks worth of Topsy Turvy matches. With the title "EWT: STUDS!", the DVD should be released next month along with the Saved By The Bell DVD. Each match will be included along with extras including exclusive footage of the men walking around in lingerie and bikinis prior to their matches. Oceanic, Linda Ragnal, Mistress Mia, Redneck Woman, and Diva Dorf will also be doing commentary. Oceanic has also made sure that 80% of all proceeds will go to various charities including the Nation Breast Cancer Research Foundation and Mother Francine's Home For Abused Women.
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Post by Teddy Awesome- Back in Style on Aug 10, 2005 1:00:23 GMT -5
Stiff Chair Shot? By: Derek Zoolander, EWT Writer
There are some speculation on the chair shot Theo Rumm sustained from WDD new bodybaurd, Andy, earlier on Tuesday. Many are saying it looked botched or even intentional.
When origonally asked in keyfabe, both Theo and Lance Storm (Who was there at Rumm's request) said in syncronisation:
"Dude, keyfabe is dead."
Storm, who had filled his requirement, soon left after that.
When asked again (This time OUT of keyfabe), Rumm replied
"No, it wasn't intentional or botched. It did hurt a little more then it should have, but that's only because my back's been bruised a bit. Really if anything, the placement just made it easier to sell!"
Rumm then laughed for a bit then left.
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Aug 10, 2005 4:56:30 GMT -5
www.smarksrule.comCredit: Teddy Bischoff The rumors of a gimmic match between Spaz & DSR for No Rest For The Wocked appear to be false. We understand that EWT management may be saving this for a possible second match between Spaz & DSR some time after No Rest For The Wicked.
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Post by barbwireharry on Aug 10, 2005 16:27:54 GMT -5
Backstage sources say that EWT wrestlers are afraid that the way Barbwire Harry wrestles. One secret source had something to say: We are afraid that Harry is gonna paralyze himself, or worse.
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Post by Ragnal on Aug 12, 2005 19:41:22 GMT -5
www.wrasslersknowledge.comMike Ragnal came into EWT tonight upset over his match at UWA earlier tonight.A number of the EWT stars,even close friends of his such as Theo Rumm and Limey were afraid he was going to get upset over the slightest thing at the psrty held tonight.But he only told them that he was going to repress that anger utnil Sunday came along,when Mike will face Psychoapeguy in a Body Bag match with his brother Joe being the referee. Mike has been in Ultramix Wrestling Alliance since April of thise year.UWA is a rather exclusive federation where only certain wrestlers will be able to get into a 32-slot roster.Mike's first greatest victory was two months ago after winning the UWA Hardcore title against his good friend 'Wildfox' Erik Carbonneau.He lost the same belt tonight at UWA Revolution to The Russian,the very same one from the Punisher fame. Mike plans to do more with UWA despite the loss,such as going for a rematch against the Russian,or challenging for thw UWA tag belts with Erik against the newly crowned champs Kitty Navilos and Inuyasha,or facing Christi Warren or Lothar Hex for their US Heavyweight or Intercontinental titles,respectfully.
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Aug 13, 2005 4:03:56 GMT -5
- In this weeks addition of the Rumourmill- - The man known as Maelstrom is reportedly having difficulty breathing . . . this is apparently due to the noxious fumes coming from Billy 'The Vigin' Ubermarks locker room. - In a rare moment of genius the backstage hierachry have actually gone for a real affect with the Medallion . . so what you smell in the arena is what they say it is! - Curly Long is gaining momentum, and his t-shirt sales are gaining in popularity. A local vendor was asked on the phenomenem, he said " Everyone loves Midgets" - In other Curly news the Stable the Balance of Power is getting a cult following on the internet, reports that they are being held down and constantly doing the job are common place . . . when a reporter asked Toomi Bishoff for a comment he replied "Get the Hell away from me you Internet Geek!" . . credit - www.rumourmill.com -
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Post by curtrok on Aug 14, 2005 18:22:28 GMT -5
Curtrok has returned from a vacation he recently had with his wife and son after defeating Tatanka. He spent 4 days with his in laws and is now so enraged that he plans to rip of BWH's nipples and feed them to him with a light vinegrette sauce.
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Post by whoopdeedoo on Aug 14, 2005 20:50:00 GMT -5
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Post by curtrok on Aug 14, 2005 20:56:09 GMT -5
This was reported by Rajah.com
Apparently, Toomi the creator of EWT felt that the product has not been being protected. In order to protect the business Toomi has deleted the Kayfabe thread. Any workers found to be breaaking kayfabe will be fined accordingly.
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