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Post by The Lach is very tired on Aug 14, 2005 23:33:43 GMT -5
www.smarksrule.comNo Rest For The Wicked Fallout. The EWT are quietly confident that No Rest For The Wicked will draw close to record buyrates for an EWT PPV. The card was exceptional, full of ****+ matches & the main event will go down as one of the finest displays of technical wrestling & ring psychology in the history of the business. Word has already leaked from EWT HQ that management are extremely impressed with the way DSR & Spaz worked together one on one & both have expressed interest in working together again soon. What odds on a rematch at the next PPV? Credit: Vince Heyman
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Post by Ragnal on Aug 14, 2005 23:41:24 GMT -5
www.wrasslersknowledge.comRight after NRFTW ended,the Ragnals and their closest friends were there celebrating their victories.After the champagne pop,Linda was crying in happiness after getting the opportunity to become the next EWT Girl Next Door champion.The Ragnals announced near party's end that by the end of the week the Shocking Truth would feature as their next guests,the PTA. Everyone left safely,except for Michael Cole and Maria,who were apparently beaten up during the party,reportedly by the Ragnals,who weren';t drunk at all.
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Post by curtrok on Aug 16, 2005 14:27:00 GMT -5
Credit Rajah.com
There are reports of real backstage tension between Curtrok and The Mercenary. While these reports have yet to be confrimed several sources indicate that they have seen the two in a heated verbal confrontation.
Those sources also indciate that Curtrok won the confrontation, frustrating the Mercenary even more. WWE superstar Scotty 2 Hotty was reached for comment, when asked he said "I'm a big Curtrok fan but whose this mercenary guy?" Before doing the worm and leaving.
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Post by Poker Joker on Aug 16, 2005 14:45:51 GMT -5
From EWT.com
The fan meet-and-greet session at the Promenade Mall with Billy "The Virgin" Ubermark has been cancelled. It seems that the mall owners still have some issues with Mr. Ubermark, ever since the incident at the Victoria's Secret store last March.
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Post by viscera on Aug 16, 2005 15:54:20 GMT -5
BREAKING NEWS!1!11 Rumor has it that a new member will join the P.T.A. by the end of this month... right now, it is impossible to tell exactly who they are planning on adding... whether they be a new person or a veteran of the EWT. More news as it develops www.thisisfake.comSe Ocenics B00bnz!1!1 Ultima Choulo rumuered to tun Fac!1!1! Clik Her!!!
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Post by scbg on Aug 16, 2005 16:40:54 GMT -5
www.whatevertheofficialkayfabedmainpageofthisfedis.comTHE MAN BEHIND THE SHADESby John Q. Writer It's been an interesting past few weeks in EWT. During this time, we've seen a mysterious limo pull up to the arena every week. The identity of the man inside, with his expensive suit, sunglasses, and ever-present cigar is a mystery to practically everyone in EWT, with the possible exception of the higher-ups in management. He is greeted by EWT staff with an enthusiasm not seen by this writer in years. He is then guided through the building straight up to the most expensive luxury suite in the arena, where he sits and watches the action with a profound interest. Despite the fact that he has appeared at every EWT event in the past few weeks, nobody seems to know who this mystery man is. Does he have a special agenda with EWT? Is he an important guest of EWT management? Or is he just another one of the millions of fans of EWT Wrestling? Whoever this man is, he has certainly piqued the interest of thousands of EWT fans around the world.
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Post by scbg on Aug 16, 2005 16:48:29 GMT -5
www.funkymonkeybuttnewz.comThe man who has been arriving in limos and appearing in luxury boxes every week at EWT events is former TCW (Tragically Clueless Wrestling) manager Lennie Devius. He is best known for guiding Bert Noodleberg and Steve Spootenweiser through a dominant 16-month reign as TCW Tag Team Champions. Devius is expected to hire a client in the coming weeks. !!!!!OMG ASHLEY NIPSIPL FURM TEH DIVASRACH OYU GOTZ 2 C!!!!11! CLIK RITE THURRRRR
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Post by Ragnal on Aug 16, 2005 17:07:20 GMT -5
www.wrasslersknowledge.comJoe Ragnal has been looking to get into the ring after the few weeks he's had off.His first and most recent match was against Bad Medicine with his brother Mike. "It's not that I didn't mind reffing and doing some moves in the ring",said Joe. "But competing is kind of lost the last few weeks since I found out I was reffing the Body Bag match. Joe ran down some names of competitors he'd like to face. "I think Billy Ubermark would be a great person to take on in the ring,despite the gimmick.And also because he and my brother had a great Dog Collar match about a month ago.But unfortunately,he already has to deal with Mercenery and Maelstrom at the moment,so I'd have to wait my turn." "Chocula is a very impressive wrestler,but he ain't quite right in the head somewhere,what with a 'fake' belt and not understanding why he helped Dorf win the belt.But I'd have to see where he's going as far as the Ox Division title goes,because he could still be up there competing against Davey Boy." "There's also the tag division.Mike and myself have had an eye on the competition,and we have a few choices,aside from stables-the tag champs themselves,Limey and HBH,and the newcomers,PTA." Joe actually revealed in this interview that he was supposed to be teaming up with Paul Podanski at No Rest for the Wicked,but plans changed when the Body Bag match was announced."Mike is attempting to start a rivalry with PTA,so we'll have to see what happens next." Joe also told us that the PTA will be the next guest on this week's The Shocking Truth.
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Aug 17, 2005 4:21:27 GMT -5
www.smarksrule.comCOMMENTS FROM SPAZ ABOUT NRFTW Spaz recently conducted a radio interview for a radio station in his home town of Sydney. These quotes are taken dirctly from that interview. "Working with DSR in the main event is the highlight of my career so far." "I don't think you have seen the last of DSR v Spaz." "I believe given the chance I can draw as a champion." "Becky is great, we are still really just getting to know each other but so far everything with us is great. It helps that she understands the life of a wrestler." Credit: Paul E. Russo
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Aug 17, 2005 6:59:35 GMT -5
Source: ewt.comEWT: THE SAGA CONTINUES GAME ROSTER CONFIRMATION The EWT would like to confirm that the following superstars will be included in the new EWT video game. Toomiguci DSR Billy Ubermark David Adams A-Bomb Pza JZBadBlood Ulitmo Chocula Spaz Maelstrom HBH Gasoline Limey Psychoapeguy Dorf Barbwire Harry Mike Ragnal Joe Ragnal The Mercenary Botchberg Flex Magnificent sieve Paul Podanski Les E Biase Theo Rumm curtrok WDD Women: Diva-Dorf Mistress Mia oceanic Dr. Hillary Clitton Linda Ragnal Legends: 8Syxx D-Boy Marcel Adams More superstars still to be included.
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Aug 17, 2005 16:05:11 GMT -5
- Backstage management is said to be very concerned about recent news reports . . . so much so that they have removed Curly and Mr. Big from the latest EWT video game . . Mr.Big declined to comment when asked.
- In other more light hearted news Maelstrom won a recent charity fishing event . . . other wrestlers involved were Spaz, Limey, Joe & Linda Ragnal as well as some celebrity faces such as Jay Leno, Tony Hawks, Eliza Dushku and Foo Fighters Dave Grohl . . . in a comical moment Mark Jindrak was chucked into the lake for scaring away the fish.
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Post by Ragnal on Aug 17, 2005 16:51:15 GMT -5
When asked why Mike didn't attend the fishing event,he told them it was because of his 'electrifying' personality.
This reporter groaned and walked away.
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Aug 17, 2005 20:25:31 GMT -5
Ultimo Chocula was disqualified from the fishing competition for bringing a shotgun.
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Post by whoopdeedoo on Aug 19, 2005 19:07:14 GMT -5
WDD caught 7 fish.
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Post by whoopdeedoo on Aug 19, 2005 22:53:37 GMT -5
Credit: www.EWTinsider.comCole in Hot Water with EWT OfficialsAccording to numerous inside sources around EWT, backstage interviewer Michael Cole has been given numerous warnings about his backstage "behavior". Toomi Bischoff has said that such behavior is a distraction from EWT's product. Cole could not be reached for comment. Story will be updated as soon as we get more word on it.
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Post by Ragnal on Aug 20, 2005 23:38:34 GMT -5
www.wrasslersknowledge.comIt has been almost two months since Mike Ragnal has won the 10 thousand dollars from Limey in his Invitational.When asked why it hasn't been brought up too much,Mike replied,"I'm just biding my time,waiting for the right moment to use that money for something big." Also,there has been rumor that one of the Ragnals could be teaming up against the PTA at next PPV.COnsidering Joe has been making beef with Chocula,and Linda is looking forward to her shot at the GNS title,it could very well be the Ragnal's 'leader',Mike.
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Post by Moxie loves Natalie on Aug 20, 2005 23:53:12 GMT -5
Courtesy rumormill.com:
Rumor has it that the EWT higher-ups are very displeased with Carl Guerrero's Recent Actions (Laying down for Simon Dean) at the recent Maim Event.
No Action has taken place yet, but it is understood that Carl could be facing a penalty for doing what he did.
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Post by Chrysta on Aug 21, 2005 3:14:56 GMT -5
It's being reported that Chrysta,the new EWT female wrestler,will be in the building later on tonight to work out some final contract disputes.No matter who the contract works in most favor to,it will be gauranteed that Chrysta will not step inside the EWT ring until her debut match on the next matchboard. And although none shall go nameless,a few EWT stars,male and female,have been having strange feelings about Chrysta.Replied psychoapeguy,"I like her." Sources provided by www.brokeninsidesofwrestling.com
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Aug 21, 2005 7:31:07 GMT -5
This week at the Rumourmill - - Some wrestlers have been complaining about Maelstrom, they say he is working too stiff and could hurt people. When asked for an opinion Tatanka said ' . . ugh . . ' - Mr. Big was in attendance at the premier of 'Supercross' this week . . . when asked why he was there he said . . .'Management wanted a representative and I drew the short straw' . . then he was asked about Curly Long's whereabouts . . Mr.Big simply replied 'he drew the long straw'. - Finally we have the results of the Grand Fishing Bash 2005, they are as follows NAME Weight of Fish- Credit www.Rumourmill.com
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Post by curtrok on Aug 21, 2005 10:46:54 GMT -5
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