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Post by The Bad Man on Oct 19, 2006 7:33:33 GMT -5
We are backstage with D'Zee who is by the exit door to the EWT. She has her bags packed and looks to be leaving. Sum Guy with Candy Girl by his side rush to catch her before the door slams shut. Candy Girl is sporting a nice reporter style ensemble, whilst Sum guy is the same as always.
SUM GUY: Wait ... D'Zee ... (tries to catch his breath) ... I'm a ... huff-puff ... Sum ...
D'Zee raisies an eyebrow at the tiresome actions of Sum Guy.
CANDY: Hi, I think he's trying to say that, his name is Sum Guy and he hasn't run that much since he told Vader to lose some weight.
Candy Girl beams a smile as her brown hair catches the light of the arena like an advert for a famous shampoo brand, D'Zee looks on with disinterest as Sum Guy collpases to the ground holding his stomach
SUM GUY: I think ... huff ... I have a ... puff ... stich.
Candy Girl takes the microphone from the knackered Sum Guy
CANDY GIRL: Well I'm Candy Girl and I just got the job of interviewing the superstars of the GND Division here in the EWT ...
D'ZEE: Ex-Superstar you mean.
CANDY GIRL: but ... surely your not ...
D'ZEE: You got that right sista, D'Zee is leaving EWT. I have had it with this place and it's lack of gritty steet style! I have been scouted by the Women's International Boxing Association (WIBA) and so I am going to try my hand at something more my style ... sorry Candy but it looks like you got a poor choice of interview.
CANDY GIRL: Are you kidding, my first interview I get a retirement announcement! ... this is great, did you hear that Sum what a scoop!
Candy lifts Sum Guy up and gives him a huge hug, Sum Guy is still trying to recover from his stitch but manages a half-hug back.
SUM GUY: that's great .. now I need a doctor ...
Candy Girl and Sum Guy walk off to the medical centre, leaving D'Zee behind the microphone in hand. She looks at the camera.
D'ZEE: Hey EWT, don't think this is over ... I may return one day to crush a few skulls, but for now this is D'Zee ...
Francine walks through the door, D'Zee seeing her smashes her head against the wall and then hits a hard right to the face, knocking her out. She causally pins her with a foot, a nearby referee makes the count.
D'ZEE: ... checking out of this joint!
D'Zee throws the microphone to the floor, static sound crosses the speakers. D'Zee walks out of the door as 'Ghetto Bird' plays in the background.
(Cut to commercial)
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Post by HMARK Center on Oct 19, 2006 14:21:16 GMT -5
<Moxie and Auraelia are seen waiting in a hallway; the door next to them, clearly marked "TOOM E. DANGEROUSLY", suddenly opens, as a clearly incensed HMark steps out.>
Mox: What'd he say?
HMark: <shaking his head> He wants to play hardball. He didn't think it was enough for us to deal with Merc and Renegade the way we did. According to him, we beat two brawlers...and now we've got to fight the same kind of match against different kinds of wrestlers.
Auraelia: You mean...
HMark: Hodgson and Nelson.
Moxie: <brightens up a bit> Ah! Nyrds! Weren't you pretty tight with them?
HMark: Eh, I taught 'em a thing or two awhile back; great kids, always good to see a team that loves what they do-
<The conversation is cut short as Team LEO enters the frame in their usual ring attire. Their faces are not exactly friendly. Keiko can already be heard giggling lightly as the team sees their Quarterfinal opponents.>
Mox: Umm...<tries to ignore Keiko's giggling>...'sup, guys? You guys here they're changing Megatron's appearance for that Transformers movie?
<Mox's attempt at engaging the former Nyrds in a topic of interest is met with dead silence>
HMark: Hmm, hey! You know guys, I just put some money down on a Nintendo Wii; of course, once this tournament's over, feel free to stop by for some Smash Bros. rounds-
<Mike puts his hand up, and begins pointing at HMark's chest as he speaks>
Mike: Maybe you haven't been paying attention lately. There are no "Nyrds" here. And, honestly, I don't really give a damn what you do or don't do outside of the ring.
HMark: Uh, guys? The hell? What happened here...
Joel: We realized that the lessons guys like you fed us over time really amounted to jack-all. We wisened up, got focused.
<Keiko's laugh continues, intersperced with random bits of sing-song Japanese insults>
Mike: So why don't you forget what you thought you knew about us, and get ready to take your destruction like men? <chuckles a bit> You guys have no idea what "bad" means-
<Mox suddenly grabs Mike by the shirt, pulling him in with a "I'll introduce your smile to my boot" kind of face. Joel moves in, but Auraelia holds Mox back, while HMark steps forward>
HMark: "Bad"? You think we don't know "bad"? Son, you were right about something: you know jack-all, period. <voice lowers> You wouldn't know true terror and brutality if it bit you in your scrawny asses.
Mox: <calming down> So why don't you punks take the tough guy act to the ring, and show us what you've really got? We've got you this round of the tournament, anyway; it'll be a pleasure re-educating you.
Joel: <smirking> Sure. Why the hell not. We'll just have to show you firsthand how little you really know. Let's go.
<The four men walk off, each team in different directions, but Keiko stays behind, eyeing Auraelia. The face-painted, schoolgirl-outfit bedecked girl begins speaking in a long streak of hardly intelligible Japanese, causing Auraelia's face to contort in confusion and a bit of fear. Keiko eventually moves in, raising her hand, actually bringing it up slowly towards Auraelia's face...>
<Where she's immediately stopped by Auraelia's lightening quick hand; the PR's girl grabs Keiko by the wrist, pushing her away, a not-very-pleased look on her face. Without a word, she storms off. Keiko looks dissapointed for a second...and immediately brightens up again, laughing, and chasing after her team to catch up with them.>
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Oct 19, 2006 16:29:49 GMT -5
Christy Hemme: Later tonight, Sting does a ten-minute promo saying that he hates Jeff Jarrett and there will probably be cryptic Bible readings and goofy people in makeup. But up next, two monsters collide as Great Hugo takes on Abyss!
Mike Tenay: Hello, and welcome back to the EWT Arena, where we are eagerly awaiting a huge matchup between Abyss and Great Hugo.
Don West: THAT'S RIGHT, MIKE TENAY! THIS IS A MATCH OF ABSOLUTELY HUGE PROPORTIONS! YOU'VE GOT OVER 600 POUNDS CLASHING IN THAT RING! AND YOU'VE GOT JAMES MITCHELL IN ABYSS' CORNER! BUT I WANT TO TALK ABOUT STING AND HIS MESSAGE FOR JEFF JARRETT!!
Mike Tenay: Me too, DW! What is Sting going to say about Jeff Jarrett? These two have been at each other's throats for 37 years, and I don't think this confrontation will ever stop!
Don West: I THINK THAT STING WILL EXPRESS HIS FEELINGS FOR JEFF JARRETT!! WE ALL KNOW THAT STING HATES JEFF JARRETT, BUT I WANT TO HEAR HIM SAY IT IN PERSON!!
Mike Tenay: Me too, DW! I think Sting hates Jeff Jarrett, and he wants Jeff Jarrett to pack his bags and get out of this company! He's called him a cancer, a menace to the well-being of this company, and Sting has promised to remove the cancer, this Sunday, October the 22nd, Career vs. Title, Sting vs. Jeff Jarrett, with special enforcer Kurt Angle! You've heard that right, KURT ANGLE! KURT ANGLE is in TNA!
Don West: AND THIS SUNDAY, OCTOBER THE 22ND, AT BOUND FOR GLORY, CAREER VS. TITLE, STING VS. JEFF JARRETT, WITH SPECIAL ENFORCER KURT ANGLE, WE ARE GOING TO SEE IF STING CAN TAKE JEFF JARRETT'S TITLE, OR IF JEFF JARRETT WILL END THE CAREER OF STING!
Mike Tenay: I'm really looking forward to it! This Sunday, Bound for Glory, the biggest Pay Per View in the history of TNA, October the 22nd, Career vs. Title, Sting vs. Jeff Jarrett...*takes deep breath*...with special enforcer Kurt Angle! That's right, Kurt Angle!
Don West: I CA'T WAIT FOR IT, MIKE TENAY!! THIS SUNDAY, OCTOBER THE 22ND, AT BOUND FOR GLORY!
Mike Tenay: Good night, everybody!
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Mike Tenay: Um, there's supposed to be a match here, right?
Great Hugo enters the EWT Arena, focused on the ring as the fans rain down boos on him.
Jeremy Borash: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Approaching the ring, now residing in Japan and weighing 289 pounds, Great...HUUUUUGOOOOOO!
Mike Tenay: And here comes Great Hugo! I wonder what he thinks about the match on October the 22nd, at Bound for Glory, Career vs. Title, Sting vs. Jeff Jarrett, with special enforcer...do you believe this? KURT ANGLE! KURT ANGLE as the special enforcer!
Don West: IT'S ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE, MIKE TENAY!!
Abyss's evil tune from beyond the...um, abyss blares over the PA system as he and Father James Mitchell enter the arena.
Jeremy Borash: And from Parts Unknown, weighing 350 pounds, he is the Monster, AAAAAAAA-BYYYYYYYYSSSSS!!!
The pyro explodes on the stage as Abyss menacingly crosses his arms. Mitchell looks into the camera and utters the word "DOOMSDAY!" as Abyss follows, crossing his arms at the camera and going "BOOF!" for some reason. I guess he's a fan of Boof Bonser of the Twins.
Don West: AND THIS SHOULD BE ONE HECK OF A MATCHUP, MIKE TENAY! TWO BIG MONSTERS READY TO TEAR EACH OTHER APART! AND IT'S ONLY A FEW DAYS BEFORE OCTOBER THE 22ND, BOUND FOR GLORY, CAREER VS. TITLE, STING VS. JEF JARRETT, WITH SPECIAL ENFORCER KURT ANGLE!!
Mike Tenay: You heard that right, October the 22nd, Sting vs. Jarrett, Jeff Jarrett's title as well as Sting's career are on the line!
Before the match begins, James Mitchell gets a microphone.
Mitchell: Usually I would come out here and attempt to get into the head of Abyss' opponent, but I'd lie to take the time to tell our crack announce team to SHUT UP ABOUT THE DAMN TITLE MATCH FOR ONCE! We all know when it is, and who's in it, and Kurt Angle's going to be there! So try actually concentrating on the match at hand instead of burying everyone else in favor of Sting!
Tenay gives Mitchell that scrunched-up squirrely face that he makes when he's angry.
Mitchell: Hopefully I got through to you. Now Abyss, it's time for your next victim to feel your power, your strength, the uncontrollable rage of the monster!
The bell finally rings as Abyss comes charging out of his corner and starts clubbing Hugo with forearms. He whips Hugo to the ropes and goes for a back body drop, but Hugo kicks Abyss in the head. Abyss wobbles a bit and meets a Hugo clothesline. Hugo whips Abyss into the ropes, and Abyss comes back with a shoulder block. Neither man budges. Abyss goes off the ropes for another shoulder block, and ducks a clothesline. He turns around and gives Hugo a boot to the back.
DON WEST: WHAT A BOOT TO THE BACK BY ABYSS!! HUGO IS DOWN!!
Abyss picks up Hugo and whips him to the ropes. He crosses his arms, then he does that little skip thing that he does for some reason and comes charging at Hugo. Hugo dodges, sending Abyss into the turnbuckle. Hugo grabs Abyss on the rebound and lifts him up, then does a 180, and hits a big running spinebuster.
Don West: WOOOOOOOWWWWW!! WHAT STRENGTH FROM GREAT HUGO!!1!!!
Mike Tenay: The running spinebuster from Hugo! Will it get a three?
...2...kickout.
Mike Tenay: No, not quite! And hopefully, Jeff Jarrett won't be able to kick out in his match with Sting on October the 22nd!
Don West: CAREER VS. TITLE, MIKE TENAY!!
Hugo picks up Abyss and whips him to the ropes. Abyss counters and hits a clothesline on Hugo. He picks up Hugo and sets him up for a powerbomb, clubbing his back a few times for good measure, but can't get Hugo off the ground. He clubs the back a couple more times, then finally gets Hugo off the ground. Hugo instead lands on his feet, and tries to hit a clothesline. Abyss ducks, and lifts Hugo up onto his shoulders.
Mike Tenay: Oh no, what's he doing? He's got Hugo up in that torture rack position! Here it coooooooommmmmmeeess....
Abyss drops to his backside, delivering the Shock Treatment to Hugo.
Mike Tenay: AAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!! Abyss with that torture rack backbreaker! The Shock Treatment! And here comes James Mitchell!
Mitchell gets up on the apron, and the crowd joins him as he presses the detonator and says...
Mitchell (and crowd): DOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMSSSDAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!
Mike Tenay: Mitchell's hit the detonator, the Doomsday Device, and I think the end is near!
Don West: YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN, MIKE TENAY! EVERYBODY KNOWS WHAT THAT MEANS!!
Abyss picks up Hugo and whips him to the ropes, but Hugo ducks the Black Hole Slam! Hugo and Abyss both come off the ropes, and Hugo catches Abyss in the middle of the ring with Hurricane Hugo!
Mike Tenay: OH MY GOD!! HUGO HITS THE BLACK HOLE SLAM! THE HURRICANE HUGO!
Don West: HIS OWN VERSION OF THE BLACK HOLE SLAM, MIKE TENAY! HERE'S THE COUNT!
1...2...kickout!!
Mike Tenay: He kicked out? I can't believe it! Abyss kicked out!
The fans are actually starting to get behind Abyss now.
Don West: NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE MONSTER ABYSS, MIKE TENAY! JUST LIKE YOU SHOULDN'T UNDERESTIMATE STING! AND SPEAKING OF STING, HIS NEW DVD LAUNCHES THIS WEEK! YOU GOTTA CHECK IT OUT!!
Mike Tenay: That's right, DW! And before you see Bound For Glory, October the 22nd, Sting vs. Jeff Jarrett, you gotta check out this DVD!
Hugo is incensed with the referee, demanding a three-count. While he's arguing with the referee, Abyss charges him from behind, crushing the referee between Hugo and the turnbuckle.
Mike Tenay: The referee is down! What's going to happen?
Don West: I DON'T KNOW MIKE TENAY, BUT IT'S ABOUT TO EXPLODE HERE IN THE EWT ARENA!!
Suddenly, Brother Runt comes charging out of the backstage area and jumps on Abyss' back.
Mike Tenay: What's this? Brother Runt is attacking Abyss!
Don West: AND THIS MATCH IS NOT EVEN OVER YET, MIKE TENAY!
Abyss pulls Runt off his back and slams him to the mat. As he stalks Runt, Raven comes out of the back and starts pummeling Abyss. Abyss counters with right hands. He whips Abyss into the ropes, but Raven kicks Abyss in the chest and hits the Evenflow DDT! Abyss is down!
Mike Tenay: It has blown up here in the EWT Arena! What could possibly happen next?
Right on cue, Samoa Joe dashes out from the back, still carrying the NWA title. He trades blows with Raven, then Runt grabs onto Joe's leg. While Joe tries to shake off Runt, Raven grabs a chair and levels Joe with it. He then bends over and picks up the NWA title belt. Little does he know that Hugo has gotten back to his feet and is standing right behind him. Hugo hooks his arms around Raven and nails him with the Wheelbarrow Uranage!
Mike Tenay: IT IS ABSOLUTE MADNESS HERE IN THE EWT ARENA!!
Hugo looks down at the NWA title and picks it up. Suddenly, Brother Runt grabs Hugo by the head and hits the Acid Drop! Hugo is out!
Mike Tenay: Now Runt has taken out Hugo! And he's eyeing that title belt!
Runt picks up the title belt and holds it up. He attempts to run away, but he runs directly into Joe. Joe knocks the belt out of Runt's hand and slaps him silly. He then presses Runt over his head and tosses him into the crowd, who bodysurfs the relucant Runt to the back of the arena.
Mike Tenay: Brother Runt is out of the equation! Samoa Joe can just pick up the title and leave!
Before Joe can get the title, James Mitchell comes form behind and hits Joe in the back with the chair. Joe simply stands there as if he was slapped on the back. He turns around and glares a hole through the mortified Mitchell. The crowd chants "Joooeee's gonna kiiiiiilllll yooooouuuu...." as Joe backs Mitchell into the corner. But Abyss clubs Joe in the back and tries to rip the title away from him. However, Hugo has come to and bashes Abyss in the back with the chair. Joe gets away, still holding the NWA title belt.
Mike Tenay: And Joe hangs on to that title!
Just then, the referee comes around. Hugo goes for a cover on Abyss as the crowd boos.
1...2...3!
The crowd expresses their disdain for the decision as Hugo walks back down the ramp, ignoring the referee and the jeering fans.
Mike Tenay: And Great Hugo steals this one from Abyss! But more importantly, Samoa Joe still has possession of the NWA World Heavyweight Title belt! Will he still be in possession of that belt this Sunday, October the 22nd, Bound For Glory, the biggest Pay Per View event in TNA history?
Don West: I DON'T KNOW, MIKE TENAY! BUT I DO KNOW THAT STING AND JEFF JARRETT WILL STILL BE BATTLING FOR THE RIGHT TO BE CALLED CHAMPION!!
Mike Tenay: October the 22nd, that's the date! Bound For Glory, Career vs. Title, Sting vs. Jeff Jarrett! With special enforcer...you're hearing this right, KURT ANGLE! Kurt Angle will be at Bound For Glory as the special enforcer to the Career vs. Title match!
Don West: AND I CAN'T WAIT!!
Christy Hemme: *snore*.........Oh, what? They're finally done shilling? Okay then...Coming up later tonight is the big Sting interview, but coming up next, Sting discusses his new DVD, and other wrestlers give their opinions on Sting!
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Post by Banned Member on Oct 19, 2006 17:29:59 GMT -5
*Team 3-D are waiting in the ring when Out of My Way hits, and out walk Merc, and Renegade from the heel side of the arena. Merc has a mic in his hands.* Merc: Well if isn't Bubba Ray, and D Von the good Old Du................................. *Renegade whispers in Merc ear.* Merc: Your joking me!!! They can't be called that no more!! So what the hell are they??? Team 3-d? ?? More like Team Moldy! Sheesh you two have been doing the same thing since I was in high school. You two are more stale than Jarrett's title reigns! Hey where is that brother of yours SP........ *Renegade whispers in Mercs ear again. Merc falls on the ramp in laughter.* Merc: He is called Runt now!!!! Oh my god! How the mighty have fallen! *Bubba Ray, and Devon get out of the ring, and charge at Merc, and Renegade. The four brawl all the way back to ring side. Merc throws Devon into the stairs while in the inside Renegade hits a quick F5, and pins Bubba for a quick 3. Merc grabs the mic.* Merc: Aw were all expecting a better match? Well I'm sorry, but these old farts are not worth my time. As a matter of fact neither is this fed! At the PPV in two week I am announcing my retirement! *Merc throws the mic down, and walks to the back as Renegade looks to be in shock at what Merc just said.*
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Post by teamireland on Oct 19, 2006 17:49:27 GMT -5
Toni "The Garc" Garcya: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. *A Rocked-up version of "Amhrán na bhFiann" plays over the EWT sound system as Aidan Donnelly & Coach O'Hare make their way to the ring. Coach O'Hare,as always, is waving his Hurley with an Irish Tricolour attached to it. Both men stop about halfway down the ramp and raise their arms in the air as their green, white & gold pyro goes off behind them.*
Garcya: Introducing first, weighing in at 214lbs., being accompanied by Coach O'Hare, from Dublin, Ireland… AIDAN… DONNELLY!
*"Fire It Up" by Black Label Society hits as green and blue lights swirl over the arena and a countdown begins on the Toomitron. Once the countdown reaches 0, the drums hit and Booker T.-type pyro hits as Evans walks out to huge cheers.*
Garcya: And his opponent, weighing in at 218lbs., being accompanied to the ring by Melissa Cameron, from Atlanta, Georgia, he is the "Human Hurricane", "Mr. 720". This is… CHRIS… EVANS!
DING-DING!
*The two men start the match staring each other down. They go forehead to forehead; Donnelly shoving his chest at Evans'. Suddenly, Donnelly kicks Evans in the gut & signals for the Irish Destroyer. Evans manages to pull free before Donnelly can execute the move. While Donnelly is somewhat stunned, Evans pulls off a hurracanrana. Donnelly rolls to the outside to consult with O'Hare. O'Hare whispers a few words to Donnelly. Aidan nods & moves to get back in the ring. Evans is waiting for him. Upon seeing how close Evans is to the point at which he intended to enter the ring, Donnelly orders the referee to hold Evans back until he has re-entered. The referee does so & Donnelly casually steps inside. No sooner is he back in than Evans is all over him again. A dropsault takes Donnelly down & a flipping senton leaves him there. Evans runs to the ropes & hits a Lionsault.*
1…
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KICKOUT!
Nick Russ: Wow! Did you see that? Evans nearly had the match won in the first minute. Jerome "The Lord" East: This is all part of Aidan's game plan, Nick. If he allows Evans to think that he has a chance, then Evans is going to slip up & make a crucial error. That's what Team Ireland does best. They cause their opponents to slip up, then they capitalize on those mistakes.
*Donnelly manages to escape at the last second. Evans hits the mat in frustration. Melissa shouts to him, telling him to not become disheartened. Both men are on their feet again. Donnelly starts grappling with Evans & manages to nail a series of European Uppercuts. While Evans is a little groggy, Donnelly runs to the ropes. He aims towards Evans with a clothesline. Evans takes Donnelly down with a drop toe-hold & cinches in a half-crab. Donnelly begins crawling madly to the ropes, only to have Evans drag him back to the centre of the ring. Donnelly then reaches back & manages to lock in a half-crab of his own. Evans, like Donnelly before him, crawls towards the ropes. Evans is able to reach the ropes & the ref forces Donnelly to break the hold. After releasing the hold, Donnelly delivers a few stomps to Evans' back.*
Russ: Obviously Donnelly is wearing down Evans' back in preparation for those suplexes he loves to use. East: Speaking of which, looks like he’s about to try for some of those suplexes right now.
*Aidan has lifted Evans up by the hair & is attempting to hit him with the "Trí Cairde" . He manages to get the first & second suplexes, but, as he holds Evans up for the Brainbuster, Chris starts kicking his legs. Rather than merely let Evans drop safely to the ground, Donnelly decides to drop him into a sit-out Gordbuster.*
East: Quick thinking by Donnelly converting the "Trí Cairde" into a version of "The Simon Series".
*After hitting the Gordbuster, Donnelly rolls Evans over & attempts a cover.* 1…
2…
KICKOUT!
Russ: Evans doesn't go down THAT easily. You would've thought that Team Ireland knew that by now after he defeated Sean McCann last week.
*Aidan lifts Evans up again, but before he can drag Evans to his feet, Chris delivers a few elbow jabs to Donnelly's abdomen. Donnelly is hunched over & Evans hits him with "Fast Times". Evans goes for the cover…*
1…
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KICKOUT!
East: And Evans should know that no member of Team Ireland goes down THAT easily after Shane Malone kicked his ass at Crap-A-Mania III!
*Both men are pretty tired by this point. They both get to their feet & begin slugging it out. The two go punch for punch until Evans manages to block one of Donnelly's blows. Evans begins fighting back with forearm shots to the face of Donnelly. They get closer & closer to a corner of the ring, where O'Hare reaches in & trips Evans up. Evans leans over the ropes to have a few words with O'Hare. Donnelly distracts the referee & makes a signal to O'Hare. With the ref's back turned, O'Hare leaps onto the apron & grabs Evans' head, dropping his throat right on the top rope. Evans staggers backwards, clutching at his throat. Donnelly stands with his arms outstretched. Once Evans staggers back into Donnelly, Aidan locks in a Cobra Clutch & Suplexes Evans backwards, hitting a perfect "Dublin Suplex". The referee begins to count as Evans shoulders are on the mat.*
1…
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KICKOUT!
*Donnelly & O'Hare are absolutely outraged! Donnelly protests with the referee. O'Hare is going positively ballistic outside the ring. But Donnelly has a new plan. Again he waits for Evans to get up. Once Evans is on his feet, but still a little groggy Donnelly goes up behind him & locks Evans' arms up as if going for a Tiger Suplex. But instead of Suplexing Evans backwards, Donnelly flips himself forwards, keeping hold of Evans' arms. Donnelly's momentum carries him on forwards & he crashes down on Evans' head & neck, driving Chris' face into the mat "Unprettier"-style.*
Russ: Good God! Have you ever seen a move like that? Jerome, your tight with Team Ireland. Any idea what that move is?
*As Jerome East sits in stunned silence, the referee makes the three count.*
1…
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3! DING-DING-DING!
Russ:What I DO know is that it’s the move that just won Donnelly this match!
Garcya: Here is your winner… AIDAN… DONNELLY!
*"Amhrán na bhFiann" plays again as Coach O'Hare gets into the ring to raise the arm of Donnelly. Melissa gets into the ring too, to check on the state of Chris Evans. Team Ireland's Shane Malone comes down the ramp & into the ring in order to congratulate his team-mate & get a few digs in at Evans. Melissa stands in Malone’s way, but O'Hare grabs Melissa's arms & holds her back. Malone hefts up Evans & powers him down with an "Irish Car Bomb", after which Donnelly takes Coach O'Hare's hurley & drapes the Tricolour over Evans' body. Melissa is still being held by O'Hare. Malone moves towards her & strokes her face. She responds by spitting in his. Malone nods to Coach O'Hare that it's okay to release Melissa, who immediately makes a dash towards the fallen Chris Evans. Before she can get near Evans, however, Malone picks her up & slings her over his shoulder. She pounds futilely at "The Celtic Giant's" back, to no avail. Team Ireland head up the ramp, with Melissa over Shane's shoulder, all three men laughing triumphantly.*
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Post by respectmeordye3 on Oct 20, 2006 12:31:37 GMT -5
"Do You Wanna Be A Hero?" blasts from the speakers as Singapore Caine storms down the walkway spinning his namesake violently around his head.
He poses on the turnbuckle for the crowd for a minute and then he jumps down, turns around ..WHAMMMMMMOOOOOO!.........and gets unexpectedly gored by Rhino who has leapt from out of the crowd!
Rhino pins him....
1....
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3!
Rhino wins!
The referee raises Rhino's arm in victory and Rhino poses up on the turnbuckle and mocks Singapore Caine in the process as the crowd is evenly split between cheering him and booing him...
BAFF!
Rhino is suddenly smacked in the back of the head with a Singapore Cane BY Singapore Caine!
The blow from behind sends Rhino head over heels and landing headfirst on the floor outside the ring.
After a moment or two He sits up and glares into the ring at Singapore Caine who glares right back and points at Rhino with his namesake.
And just like that, it looks like a fued might have begun......
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Spyke the Pacers Fan
El Dandy
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Go Indiana!
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Post by Spyke the Pacers Fan on Oct 20, 2006 13:02:32 GMT -5
(Sabu’s old ECW music hits, as the fans get to their feet and cheer the popular hardcore superstar on. Sabu walks down to the ring, climbs in and does his “pointing to the skies” gesture, much to the fans delight.)
Lillian Garcia: “Ladies and Gentlemen, the following match is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the Extreme Wrestlecrap Threaderation Toolshed Championship! In the ring, From Bombay, India, weighing in at 220 lbs. He is the Homicidal, Genocidal, Suicidal… SABU!!!”
(Sabu does his gesture again and then quickly goes outside to grab weapons before Spyke gets out to the ring. “Rockstar” (Remix) by N.E.R.D. hits and Spyke comes out to a massive pop. Spyke dances on stage then jogs to the ring, high-fiving fans along the way. Spyke slides into the ring and poses for the crowd.)
Lillian: “And from Stockholm, Sweden, weighing in at 223 lbs. He is the Swedish Dance Factory, and the Toolshed Champion… SPYKE JOHANNSON!”
(The ref is about to call for the bell to start the match, when “Sweetest Perfection” suddenly hits and Chance Confidence makes his way to ringside. Chance grabs one of the chairs Sabu brought into the ring, sets it next to Lillian, and sits down. Spyke gives Chance a look, but Chance gives Spyke a “don’t mind me” gesture. The ref calls for the bell and the match is underway.)
Sabu immediately takes a swing at Spyke with another chair that was thrown into the ring, but Spyke ducks it, and hits a low dropkick to the knees on Sabu. Sabu is up rather quickly however, and dives at Spyke and hits a running forearm shot. Spyke goes down, but is up quickly. Sabu kicks Spyke in the thigh a few times, and whips him into the ropes. Spyke counters the whip by holding on to Sabu’s arm and driving a knee into his gut. Sabu goes down, and Spyke follows up with an elbow drop. Spyke with a pin.
1!
Sabu is out quickly. Spyke stomps on Sabu a few times. Spyke flips Sabu onto his stomach and looks to put Sabu in the Pop Lock, but Sabu flips back over, tripping Spyke in the process. Sabu takes advantage and hits a DDT on Spyke. Sabu goes outside and slides a table into the ring. Sabu sets up the table, but Spyke is getting to his feet at this point. Sabu gets Spyke to his feet, but Spyke comes at him with several overhand punches. Spyke whips Sabu into the corner then hits a missile dropkick, connecting with Sabu’s chest. Sabu drops to his knees, and Spyke puts him in a front facelock and lifts him up and sets him on the table. Spyke climbs the turnbuckle, and goes for the Dancing Star Press, but Sabu rolls out of the way and Spyke gets nothing but table. Sabu with a quick pin.
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2!
Spyke barely kicks out. Sabu picks up a chair to bash Spyke, but on the backswing, knocks out the referee! Chance Confidence immediately leaps out of his seat and slides into the ring. Chance takes the chair from Sabu, and takes a swing at him, but Sabu ducks. Sabu takes the chair from Chance but Spyke rolls Sabu up with a school boy, but the ref is still down. Chance tries to revive the ref, while Spyke and Sabu continue to fight. Spyke is standing by the ropes, Sabu charges towards him, but Spyke flings him over the top. Sabu lands feet first on the apron, but Spyke knocks him off with a superkick! Sabu falls to the outside. Spyke slides out of the ring, and hits a body slam on Sabu. The ref is starting to come to and Chance goes back to his seat, but when he sits down an audience member attacks him from behind! It’s Marcus “Stylez” Saxton! Marcus chokes out Chance, and climbs over into the ringside area. Meanwhile, Spyke is oblivious to what has just happened as he continues the attack on Sabu. Spyke rolls Sabu into the ring, when he notices Marcus standing there, staring at him with a look of evil intent on his face. Spyke looks confused, but that look quickly changes when he notices Sabu starting to stand. Spyke slides in the ring, and picks up Sabu, and looks to hit a SwedeDT, but is once again distracted, when he notices Chance lying there passed out. Spyke once again looks over at Marcus, and Marcus gives him a “Yeah, that was me” look. This gives Sabu enough time to recover, and hits Spyke with a reverse DDT. Sabu stands, picks up a chair, and climbs the top rope looking for an Arabian Facebuster, but Spyke rolls out of the way. Sabu misses and grabs his legs in pain as a result of the miss. Spyke takes advantage and puts Sabu in the Pop Lock! Sabu tries to hold on, but quickly taps out!
*bell rings*
Lillian: “Your winner via submission, and still Toolshed Champion, SPYKE JOHANN----“
(Marcus takes the mic from Lillian.)
Marcus: “Well, looks like your little buddy Chance is knocked out over there. Seems as if that has been happening a lot lately. With your friends Chance, Spaz & Gasoline… Guess what? I WAS THE ONE THAT KNOCKED THEM OUT! That’s right. I wanted to make an impact here in the EWT, and at the same time, send a message to you, Spyke. What better way to do both at the same time, then to beat the living hell out of Spaz and Gasoline? I mean, not only are they two of the biggest stars in EWT, but they are friends of yours! When I made the challenge to you, you just brushed it off like I was some schmoe. Well I’m not some hack, or some jobber! I am for real! And at Symphony of Destruction, you will find out just how for real I am, when I am the last one standing in that ring, holding the EWT Toolshed Championship above my head! This is the end, Spyke! This is the end of all the dancing, the fun, and your title reign. If all goes according to plan, you will end up just like Chance, Spaz, and Gasoline. As Tazz once said, you’ll be “just another victim!”
(Marcus Saxton drops the mic, and leaves the ring. Spyke is stunned, but has a look on fierceness on his face, a look no one has seen before. The last thing we see is Marcus looking towards the ring, smirking, with Spyke on the Toomitron behind him. Fade to commercial.)
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Ragnal
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Post by Ragnal on Oct 20, 2006 14:47:50 GMT -5
*Mike Ragnal is backstage, standing in front of the EWT banner. The Tri-State title is wrapped around his waist, and the look on his face...means business.*
MIKE: Folks...I regret to inform you that my match against Petey Williams will not be happening this week. Apparently, Williams feels I'm not "in his league". Yeah, sure. Whatever. This is coming from a guy who needs help to do his finisher!
And don't tell me "Oh, it's the greatest move in the whole freaking world!" I'd buy into that, if his opponent didn't have to lift him up to do some kind of a fancy Sunset Flip!
But that's beside the point. Right now, I have to talk to someone close...and I don't care what he thinks, I don't care what's going through that f***ed Up Nutcase's mind right now...he's still my brother.
I still care for him.
But Joe...this is what I have to say.
We're twins, Joe. We've known each other since day one. We've gone through the same phases at once, shared the same interests...we know each other, in and out.
Hell, we're fromer SAW and EWT Tag Team Champions, Joe. We know how one another thinks.
So you should know, bro, if I could have, I WOULD have been there! I would have even stood in your corner during the match against Ratings. But the sad part is, Joe, I couldn't! I was being stitched up after a long, bloody battle against Bret Michaels! And what did I get out of it, Joe? A second Tri-State title, and a brother who's pissed at me!
I don't regret winning the belt back, Joe, but I regret not being there to help you.
One on one against Ratings, fine. Three on one against the Elite...just no. It's not...it's not like I knew what was going to happen, Joe. I couldn't have known the Boogie Knights were gonna show up all of a sudden, but they did. The minute I saw that, I rushed back out to the ring. I scared them off, tried to help you up...but you, you just pushed me, Joe. You pushed me because you felt I wasn't concerned for our family.
But I am, Joe. Once a Ragnal, always a Ragnal. And you and Linda, Joe, you're still Ragnals to me.
But the match I set up for Symphony of Destruction, Joe? We'll be Ragnals. We'll be enemies. And we'll be fighting for the EWT Tri-State Championship!
But something...something's missing.
This match is gonna be big, Joe. Very big.
It's the type of match that screams...One Night Only.
Yeah. It's that big.
No rematches. No complaining about the outcome. It's just gonna be you and me...finally deciding just which of the Ragnal brothers is the best.
But you know...that's pretty darn big.
We need to make this big, Joe. Very big.
*Mike reaches into his pocket, and grabs a folded up piece of paper. He unfolds it, and shows it to the screen. It looks to be an official EWT contract.*
MIKE: This week, Joe, we're gonna hold ourselves an old fashioned contract signing. And according to the writing here...you and I, the competitors of this match, get to choose one stipulation apiece.
I'll give you a few days to think it over, bro. Because Monday night...we sign on the dotted line.
And then we wait.
We wait six days. We wait for our match. And then...we wait some more. And then FINALLY...finally...one of us will be crowned the better person.
But who will win? Nobody knows for sure.
But once it's all done and over with, Joe, one way or another, one name is going to walk out of that ring the winner.
And that name...is RAGNAL!
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Post by Joel, Mike, Currently...? on Oct 20, 2006 20:58:21 GMT -5
The camera opens on a close-up picture of KENTA and Marufuji, celebrating a win.
Joel's voice: KENTA and Marufuji...apart, the two are future legends in the world of puroresu...together, they are a force to be reckoned with, better than just about any team to hit wrestling in quite some time...They are fast, hard hitting, and flawless...there is no team quite like them...and when the Prophecy Reborn defeated them on their little Ambassador's Tour of Japan, it may have been the greatest victory of HMark and Mox's title reign...but, you see...
The picture rips in half, revealing that Mike had been holding the picture up close to the camera, and Joel had been talking next to him. Keiko stands in a corner behind them, shaking like she's holding in laughter.
Joel: It was NOT the Prophecy Reborn's place to represent EWT in Japan. No one asked them to. They had no need to. As far as I'm concerned, they turned their noses up at EWT. And as soon as they return, even in their betrayal of this company, the mooing herd of assh**es we used to call our fans immediately got behind their beloved team. It's disgusting. It's exactly why the fans have no bearing on what we do anymore. But I don't care. It doesn't mean s***. None of that matters now. What matters is that HMark and Moxie, two men I've always really just resented for a long time, are getting what's coming to them. As far as I'm concerned, advancing in the tournament in this match is going to be icing on the cake. I'm going to make HMark bleed. Mike is going to make Moxie see that technical wrestling doesn't mean s*** if your F***ING HEAD IS CAVED IN. And Auraelia...if you so much as think of getting into the ring at all...Keiko will do more than giggle...
Keiko crawls out of the corner, sits on her knees, pretends she's choking herself, then falls backwards onto the floor. She begins giggling again, and gets to her feet.
Joel: Team LEO will beat the Prophecy Reborn. Team LEO will become the next Tag Team Champions. See you in the ring, gentlemen.
Joel walks out of the locker room, Keiko following him, cackling and half-screaming nonsense in Japanese. Mike gives the camera a look, and pushes it over, his own laugh filling the room.
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B.A.
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Post by B.A. on Oct 21, 2006 11:28:33 GMT -5
*Bell rings*
Eddie Omega is in the ring as the crowd chants his name..
Crowd: Omega! Omega!
He looks across the ring at Jeff Jarrett. The bell rings and Eddie rushes Jarrett but he bails out of the ring as he hears boos of the fans. He gathers whatever courage he has as he gets back into the ring and stay on the opposite side of the ring as Eddie. Both men go for a collar elbow tie up as Eddie gets the upper hand but Jarrett quickly gouges his eyes. Eddie tries to stay up but Jarrett chops him. Another chop by Jarrett and Eddie goes to the corner as he is worked by Jarrett with ferocious punches. Eddie is down in the corner as Jeff runs towards him and gives him a knee to his face.
Ref for the quick cover: 1…2..
Eddie kicks out and Jarrett puts a sleeper hold on him. Omega is looking to go for gold in the near future. He senses that Jarrett is just another obstacle in his way. Eddie gets to his feet before picking Jarrett up and side slamming him down to the ground. Eddie Omega on his knees looks up and appears to be almost in a trance as he looks to the crowd..
The crowd also looks to be on their feet as they cheer. Eddie picks Jarrett up for a suplex but goes for The Initiation bouncing Jeff off not one but two ropes before slamming him down to the mat. He set Jeff up, kicks his back, slaps his chest, runs across the ropes and does a backsplash to the competitor. He picks Jeff up and slaps his chest as the crowd goes ‘woooooooooooooo’. Eddie then raises his hand for the end of the match as he picks Jarrett up to the turnbuckle but Jarrett holds onto the ropes instead. Eddie punches Jarrett to weaken him but Jeff knees Eddie in the face and gets off the ropes. He throws Eddie outside as the ref tries to get both men to come back into the ring. The ref now comes outside of the ring and tries to forcibly move jeff back in but he wont go as he runs and clotheslines Eddie down on the mat outside. He then says something to the crowd which causes them to booo and curse him. Eddie is getting to his feet slowly before Jeff takes him by the head and rams him into the turnbuckle. Eddie is now bleeding on the steps. Jarrett roles him back into the ring and goes for a cover..
Ref:1…2…
No, as Eddie kicks out at the last second. Jarrett picks Eddie up and ddt’s him. Another pin and another kick out by Eddie and Jarrett appears frustrated as he goes for his signature move, The Stroke, but Eddie turns it into an Osto-gari, a Judo move and hooks Jeff into an armbar on the canvas as the audience goes nuts. Jarrett is desperately trying to get to the ropes and he does. Eddie and Jarrett are still down and Jeff is the first one to get to his feet shaking his arm as if it almost was about to come out of the socket. Eddie is up sneaking behind Jarrett unknowingly, and as Jarrett turns around Eddie picks him up for a spinebuster slamming Jarrett. This causes Jarrett to role out the ring as Eddie hypes up the crowd.
On the outside, Jarrett looks to be fumbling around for something. Eddie and the ref both go to the outside as Jeff finds the object he was looking for, his guitar and he smashes it over Eddie’s head causing more blood to appear. The ref at seeing this calls for the bell as Jeff works on Eddie with stomps to the head. Jeff looks to the crowd and tells them to kiss his ass but Eddie gets up somehow and this causes Jarrett to look in disbelief. His quest to show he’s the best won’t be beaten so easy. Jarrett tries to run but Eddie grabs him by the tights and belly to belly suplexs him with so much force he nearly rolls out the ring. Eddie picks Jarrett up, tosses him in the corner and this time does his Omega Psi Slamma to Jarrett. He gets up from the canvas and tries to pick Jarrett up again but the ref and more security come down to get him off of Jeff as they take Jeff out the ring.
Lillian: And the winner of the contest, by disqualification, Eddie Omega!!
Eddie is left in the ring with the security as he tells them to get off of him. The camera fades as we see Eddie make his way up the aisle.
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Post by #Classic Hi-Definition X on Oct 21, 2006 22:37:39 GMT -5
*We're at ringside when "Sexy Guy" hits*
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, being accompanied by Sensational Cherry, from Calgary, Alberta, Canada, weighing in at 232 lbs., the Heartbreak Hitman BRET MICHAELS! And in the ring, NORMAN SMILEY!
*HBH walks out with Cherry by his side as the arena fills with boos and heckling. The pair step into the ring and pose*
The bell rings to start the match. HBH and Norman lock up in the center of the ring. HBH breaks it with a kick to the stomach, followed by a few hard rights. He whips Norman to the ropes. Norman ducks an attempted clothesline and takes down HBH with a flying shoulder tackle. He keeps the momentum going with a dropkick. HBH runs at him but gets hit with a flapjack. Norman goes for the cover.
1... 2...
HBH kicks out. Norman gets a few punches in. He runs to the ropes and is stopped with HBH's spinning heel kick. HBH picks up Norman and hits a belly to back suplex. He then decides to finish him off with some Sweet Chin Muzak and goes for the cover.
1... 2...
3! *bell rings*
RA: Here is your winner, the Heartbreak Hitman BRET MICHAELS!
*HBH rolls out of the ring and heads up the ramp with Cherry while Norman Smiley is left lying in the ring*
*Cut to a commercial*
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Ratings
Dennis Stamp
Has a box of scraps
"YAY!"
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Post by Ratings on Oct 22, 2006 9:23:57 GMT -5
EWT Dark Match:
Ratings defeats Runner Bunt (substituting for Brother Runt) in a squash match.
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Post by teamireland on Oct 22, 2006 13:49:41 GMT -5
*Marisol Kaneshall stands outside the Team Ireland locker room with Coach O'Hare. O'Hare has his trusty hurley slung over his shoulder & a rather smug expression on his face.* Marisol: Mr. Coachman, I have a few questions to ask that are, doubtlessly, burning away at the back of many EWT fans' minds. Firstly, about this gauntlet Chris Evans is running against your Team Ireland guys... *O'Hare cuts Marisol off mid-sentence.* O'Hare: Well, as you've seen, Aidan Donnelly managed to successfully dispose of Evans this week. And we've got a special wee surprise for Evans when he takes on Liam O'Neill next week. I've decided that that match should be a submission match. Let's see how well Evans fares then. Marisol: And your thoughts on the Megadeth Tournament? O'Hare: All the action in that tournament has been very impressive, but what gets me is that all these teams, The Sunshine Squad, Team LEO, Prophecy Reborn, dWo, Midget King & Company... They are ALL under the impression that they'll be walking out of The Megadeth & out of Symphony of Destruction with a nice new set of shiny tag-team belts. They're forgetting that only ONE team will leave The Megadeth victorious & even at that, that team will still have to go through the number one contenders to the EWT World Tag-Team Championship! Marisol: And that would be...? O'Hare: TEAM IRELAND, of course! Aidan Donnelly & Sean McCann will be picking the scraps of whoever is left victorious after that Megadeth match &, afterwards, they'll have a pair of EWT tag-team title belts to take back home. Marisol: And finally, why did you kidnap Melissa Cameron from Chris Evans? O'Hare: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on there! We DIDN'T "kidnap her"! We talked to Melissa before &, obviously, what with her being an Irish girl she expressed an interest in joining Team Ireland... *At this a pounding is heard from behind the Team Ireland locker-room door, as well as cries of "Let me out of here, you Bastard!" O'Hare opens the door slightly & Melissa's hand appears around the edge & she tries to force the door open & knock O'Hare out of the way. O'Hare pushes her back into the locker-room & quickly shuts the door, keeping a tight grip on the handle. All the while Melissa's pounding & screaming can be heard coming from the room.* O'Hare: Look, love, I think we need to end this interview right now. There's some important Team Ireland business to attend to at the moment. The lads have to be ready for AMW & Ron Killings, y'know? Marisol: I'm not finished yet. You have Melissa Cameron detained in there against her will &... O'Hare: Sorry, darlin', this interview is over! Goodbye! *O'Hare quickly dashes into the Team Ireland locker-room shutting the door behind him. We can hear a few muffled shouts from O'Hare & some screams from Melissa. Marisol pounds on the door a few times, to no response whatsoever.* Marisol: This is Marisol Kaneshall reporting for EWT, signing off, I guess...
*Cut to a promo for the Megadeth at Symphony of Destruction*
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The Line
Patti Mayonnaise
Real Name: Bumkiss. Stanley Bumkiss.
Peanut Butter & JAAAAAMMMM!
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Post by The Line on Oct 22, 2006 17:00:12 GMT -5
( A black screen. The following comes across the screenCOMING SOON TO AN EWT RING NEAR YOU ( title fades as announcer starts to speak. The screen changes to a ring in a dark room with a spotlight illuminating the very center of the ring. In the ring, a man with a towel over his head sits on a steel chair. He looks at the floor. As the announcer's monlouge commences, the camera zooms in on the man in the ring) Announcer: Over the years, many have come and gone in the world of wrestling. Some have fizzled out, never to be heard of again, while others have left their mark on the business forever, and have since become immortals. In a matter of time, we will see a prime example of the latter of the two. A susperstar the likes of which has never been see will be making his debut soon. His name, is Andy Duke, and he is "Insecticidal". ( by this time, the camera has zoomed in so it is just a few feet from the mans head. He looks up and removes the towel. Appearently, this is Andy Duke.) Andy Duke:If it flies, It dies! ( the screen changes from Andy in the ring to the following logo
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The Line
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by The Line on Oct 22, 2006 18:19:12 GMT -5
Ring Announcer: The following "Open Challenge Match" is scheduled for one fall. (Funaki's Music Hits)Making his way to the ring, the challenger, From Japan, weighing in at 180 pounds, FUNAKI! And accepting the challenge.......
("IF IT FLIES,IT DIES" is yelled over the P.A. System. "Ready to Die" by Andrew W.K. is played. "Insecticidal" Andy Duke makes his way out to the stage. He has a microphone in hand. )
Duke: I know I kinda rushed my debut, and some would even say I am wasting my debut on some *cough*jobber*cough* like you, but I saw a oppritunity, and I plan on making the most of it. Since I jumped the gun and surprised the ring announcer, I'll lend a helping hand (Duke walks to the ring while he talks). Making his way to the ring, From Chewelah, Washington, weighing in for tonights bought at 214 3/4 pounds, making his debut, "Insecticidal" Andy DUUUUUUUUUUUUUKE!
(The ref checks both men for foreign objects and finding none, tells the ringside crew to ring the bell)
Match Notes: This is Andy Duke's debut here in EWT. Just another day at the office for Funaki.
The match starts off with a chop battle, with Andy Duke getting the better hand. The two lock-up, and Duke picks up Funaki in a suplex position. He holds him up for 5 seconds. 10 seconds. 30 seconds, and no signs of faultering. Now Duke is just getting cocky, as he starts doing dips, one handed no-less. After about 45 seconds, Duke delivers a NASTY brainbuster to Funaki. Funaki is out cold.
Duke picks him up. Funkai is out on his feet. Duke takes 3 or 4 steps back, and charges at him! What a LARIAT! If Funaki wasn't out before he is now.
Duke drags the lifeless body of Funaki to the corner, and hoists him up to the top rope. Funaki is facing away from the ring on the second rope, and Duke is on the top rope, facing the ring. Duke lifts him into a powerbomb position. OH NO! I've heard of this before. CIDAL BOMB! Duke did a whole frontlip! Perfect Rotation on that cidal bomb! Duke covers Funaki. Hooks the leg. Its all over. The ref counts 1,2,3. Duke made quick work of Funaki
Ring Announcer: Here is your winner, "Insecticidal" Andy DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKE! (Duke takes the mic out of the Ring announcer's hand)
Duke:You just couldn't stack up! You are not a threat, you are a pest. Like a gnat or a misquito. And you know what I am? I am "Insectidal"!(Duke drops the mic and his music plays).
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Post by Gasoline: Gen. Tech Member on Oct 22, 2006 18:43:58 GMT -5
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. In the ring, from Bollywood, India, weighing in at 185 lbs., SONJAY DUTT!
*Sonjay Dutt is seen stretching in the ring, awaiting his opponent. "Gas Power" begins to play, and he has an "Aw, crap!" expression on his face*
RA: And his opponent, from Buffalo, New York, weighing in at 323 lbs., "Big Daddy" GASOLINE!
*Gasoline walks out looking focused. He steps into the ring and is immediately attacked by Sonjay Dutt*
The bell rings to start the match. Sonjay lands some lefts and rights across Gasoline's back, but Gas pushes him away. Sonjay again goes on the offensive, but Gas again pushes him away. Sonjay then leaps at Gas, but Gas catches him in a bearhug. He rams Sonjay into the corner and hits a few shoulder thrusts and some elbows to the face. Gas whips him to the opposite corner. He charges at him, but Sonjay blocks it with a boot to the stomach. Gas runs at him again, but Sonjay hits him with another boot to the stomach. Sonjay climbs the ropes and takes down Gas with a diving bulldog. He goes for the cover.
1... 2...
Gas kicks out. Sonjay runs to the ropes and is taken down with a vicious boot to the face. Gas picks him up and then drops him with the Gas Bomb. He goes for the pin.
1... 2...
3! *bell rings*
RA: Here is your winner, "Big Daddy" GASOLINE!
*Gasoline immediately steps out of the ring and heads up the ramp, making a title gesture*
*Cut to the next segment*
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Post by Tha Kid Joker on Oct 22, 2006 19:05:39 GMT -5
The screen fades in from black after a commercial, and all is silent for a while, hold for the cheers and yells from the rowdy fans. The camera moves throughout the crowd, and shows a few examples of some really rowdy fans in the process. Whether their excitement is because of their anticipation for the next match, or because their blood/alcohol level is higher than Scott Hall's on New Year's Eve remains to be seen, but either way they're in the mood to see some action. The screen shows Joey Styles and JBL sitting behind the commentator's table. Stlyes is smiling slightly and JBL is grinning as he often is.
Styles: Hello EWT faithful! I'm Joey Styles and this is my colleague JBL, and what a match we have coming up next!
JBL: Let me tell you, I've done my homework on both of these competitors, and this is going to be a match everyone can enjoy. You like brutality? You've come to the right place. Technical wrestling? You're going to see some of that too. Flippy tricks? We've got those galore. Crappy indy-rock theme music? Better believe you're going to get some of that...
Before JBL can finish, crappy indy-rock theme music plays right on cue, and out walks Frankie Kazarian. He slaps hands with the cheering crowd before running to the ring and sliding in. Tony Chimel barely has enough time to get into the ring and make the entrance announcements.
Tony Chimel: Ladies and gentlemen, this match is scheduled for one fall, and is an EWT Debut Match!
The crowd pops for this.
Tony Chimel: Introducing first, standing 6'1 and weighing in at 215 lbs... from Palm Springs, California... Frankie Kaaazariannn!
Kazarian raises his fist to the crowd to many cheers. His theme music begins to die down into silence.
JBL: Now, the guy that's coming out next is someone I can really get into. He refused to wrestle against Super Crazy last week, even going as far as telling Toom E. that he only wants to wrestle people who's main source of income is wrestling, not lawncare! I like his style.
Styles: Well, that same style is going to get him evicted when Toom E. refuses to book him anymore and he doesn't have a steady income. Infact, I heard he didn't even want to wrestle this match, but was told that if he didn't, he'd be fired! And I don't disagree with that decision. He shouldn't act like he runs the place.
JBL: Well, when you're that important, you have to act like it! Just look at me! I made millions on Wallstreet and I don't take any crap from anyone!
Styles: Point well taken. Anyway, I think the fans are tired of waiting. When will this guy come out already?
The Italian sounding intro of Eminem's "Square Dance" plays, followed by the first few bass beats and Eminem's signature "People! It feels so good to be back!" Right after this, Cassinova walks out scowling, obviously not wanting to be there.
Tony Chimel: Now approaching the ring, standing 6'2 and weighing in at 225 lbs... from Los Angeles, California... Cassinova!
After a few seconds to think, he puts his camera face on and smiles walking down the ramp. He walks to the side of the ring and gets ready to get in, but stops when he sees something or someone in the crowd.
Styles: The hell is he looking at?
It appears that Cassinova has taken out the time to exchange phone numbers with a young lady in attendance. He slips the number in his jeans and gets in the ring.
JBL (laughing slightly): Cassinova living up to his name. Let me take out the time to say that my money's on him for this match.
Styles: Why's that?
JBL: What do you mean 'why's that?' Do you see this man? He has Kazarian outmatched in every way possible! He has a height advantage, weight advantage, atheletic advantage, and hell, I'm comfortable enough with my sexuality to say that he's at least twice as pretty as ol' Frankie over there!
Styles: ...John...
JBL: No time for chit-chat Styles, the match is underway!
JBL is proven right as the bell rings and the two combatants rush eachother. Kazarian delivers an immediate arm-drag to Cassinova, who springs right back up and runs towards Kazarian once more. Kazarian once again catches him with an arm-drag, and Cassinova again springs back up. Cass runs towards him a third time, and Kazarian extends his arm to drag him again, only to be met with a swift kick to the gut by Cass.
JBL: Good reversal by Cassinova! Way to use your head in there!
Styles: Well, after two times...
JBL: Shh! He's in control now. Business is about to pick up!
Kazarian bends over in pain following the kick, and Cassinova quickly runs towards the ropes that Kazarian's head is facing. Cassinova then bounces off the ropes, comes back, and dropkicks Kazarian square on top of his head, sending him through the ropes behind him and spilling outside of the ring!
Styles: Woah! Innovative dropkick by Cassinova!
JBL: Damn skippy, Joey! Styles, you used to call Nova the InNOVAtor of Offense back in ECW, but I think after this match you'll be using that title to refer to Cassi-nova.
Styles: I'll withhold my judgement until the end of this o... Oh! Look out!
As they are talking, Cassinova bounces off the ropes farthest from Kazarian and runs towards the ropes closest to him. He then steps on the bottom rope, followed by the middle rope, then the top rope... Shooting Star Press by Cassinova! Kazarian dives out of the way! Cassinova crashes and burns!
Styles: My god... he may very well be dead.
JBL: Oh stop acting like a girl, he'll get up.
Kazarian gets up and picks up the seemingly unconscious Cassinova, rolling him into the ring. Kazarian then gets on the apron, jumps over the top rope and delivers a leg drop to Cassinova. He covers.
One...
Two...
Kickout by Cassinova.
JBL: Not going to be that easy.
Kazarian stands and lifts Cassinova back up by his hair, hitting him with rights and lefts before irish whipping him into a corner. Kazarian then runs towards Cass and clotheslines him in the corner, followed by him spinning, grabbing Cassinova's head, and attempting a bulldog. His attempt fails however, as Cass throws him into the middle of the ring. Cass quickly runs towards the ropes, springboards, and attempts a lionsault. Kazarian rolls out of the way and Cass lands on his feet. Kazarian sees this, and kicks Cass swiftly in the stomach. Following this, Kazarian runs towards the ropes, front flips, bounces back, attempts a back elbow... Superkick by Cassinova to the back of the head!
Styles: Beautiful superkick by the L.A. native!
JBL: Goodnight!
Cassinova covers quickly.
One...
Two...
Thr--No! Kickout by Kazarian at the last second. Cassinova can't believe it.
JBL: Blatant slow count by the referee! This match should be over right now!
Styles: Calm down, JBL. Don't you want to see some more highspots from your new favorite wrestler?
JBL: ...Shut up.
Cassinova slaps the mat in frustration, and picks Kazarian up before quickly Evenflow DDT'ing him back down. He picks him up once more, hooks one of his legs, picks him up in a fisherman's suplex position, and drops him down for another DDT.
Styles: Cassinova repeatedly damaging a relatively important body part.
JBL: Good strategy! Work on that head! Make him forget his name!
Cassinova picks up Kazarian once more, locks him in a front chancery (suplex/DDT position) for the third straight time, and rolls his hands in a Petey Williams-ish way.
JBL: Uh oh...
Styles: 'Uh oh' what?
JBL: He's calling for it...
Before Cassinova can do anything else, Kazarian charges foward, backing Cassinova into a corner and wailing on his stomach and chest. He then makes the same hand gesture Cassinova just made.
Styles: I do know what this is, though JBL! Flux Capacitor time!
Kazarian then lifts Cassinova onto the top turnbuckle in a sitting position. Afterwhich, he gets on the top turnbuckle himself and tries to lift Cassinova into a standing position. Cass seems to wake up just in time to get some shots in on Kazarian's stomach, and suddenly delivers a HUGE uppercut that sends Kazarian flipping off of the top turnbuckle and onto his neck!
Styles: I know I've already said this tonight ladies and gentlemen, but he may very well be dead.
JBL: This time I do not disagree. And even if he isn't, I bet he will be in a few seconds. Cassinova just gave Low Ki's "Ghetto Stomp" sign!
And indeed he did. Cassinova jumps off of the turnbuckle, raises his feet like a Falcon in the air, and stomps directly on Kazarian's head, who's face was on the canvas.
JBL: Bye-bye. Now all he has to do is pin and it's over.
But, Cassinova does not pin. He then cockily picks up the unconscious Frankie Kazarian, puts him in a front chancery, and rolls his hands once more.
Styles: Maybe he wants to put the exclamation mark on things.
JBL: Time to add injury to injury, Styles!
Cassinova smirks and flicks back his hair, before flipping foward 360 degrees, bringing Kazarian with him. Cassinova ends the move by DDTing Kazarian, who has by now flipped 180 degrees backwards and landed on his head.
Styles: Oh my god! What the hell was that!
JBL: That, Joey Styles, is Cassinova's flip-DDT, the California DreamDriver! His main finisher and answer to the Canadian Destroyer! Goodnight Kazarian! Thanks for playing!
Cassinova stands and covers Kazarian with one foot.
One...
Two...
Three! The referee calls for the bell, and "Square Dance" plays once more from somewhere in the middle of the song.
JBL: After years of those idiots in TNA putting over Petey Williams' contrived flip-piledriver like it was a legit move, finally we have something pretty to look at that doesn't look totally unrealistic. Unlike the Destroyer, this move needs no help from the opponent. Sure you can try and stand your ground, but with the force that he brings your neck back, it's either allow yourself to be flipped, or listen to your own spine break into two separate pieces. This man is destined for great things.
Styles: We'll have to wait and see. The crowd sure seems to hope that he doesn't. Do you hear these boos?
JBL: They're just mad because their girlfriends can't get enough of this guy. And by girlfriends I mean the 35 year old housewives they talk to on wrestling message boards.
Styles: Or, maybe it's because he's a cocky, hollywood jackass who thinks everyone owes him something.
JBL: ...Well, that too.
Cassinova bows in celebration of his victory, and rolls out of the ring. He then walks slowly up the ramp and into the backstage, pointing and laughing at the unconscious Frankie Kazarian who is being attended to by medical personnel.
Fade To Commercial
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Maelstrom
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The Tide Will Turn!
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Post by Maelstrom on Oct 22, 2006 19:34:20 GMT -5
*We return to ringside to find Mean Gene Okerlund has the microphone in front of 30,000 rabid EWT Fans*
MEAN GENE: Hello everybody, this is the moment you have all been waiting for, this is the Main Event! … and you L.A fans are in for a true spectacle as it will be a match for the EWT World Heavyweight Title!
*The crowd cheers loudly, Mean Gene acknowledges this before speaking again.*
MEAN GENE: Introducing first the challenger ….
*The classic music that is ‘Party Starter’ By Will Smith begins to be heard over the speakers. The crowd rises to there feet cheering all the time. Pyro blares from the stage as out comes former EWT champion Spaz!! And he looks ready for this title match!*
MEAN GENE: hailing from Sydney, Australia and weighing in at around 216 pounds … he is the number one contender … you all know him ….
*The crowd is on the verge of exploding.*
MEAN GENE: He is SPAZ!!!!!
*The crowds cheer can be heard from outside the stadium as Spaz slaps hands with the fans. He rolls into the ring and raises his arms, the crowd eating it up … we cut over to the commentary booth as the flashbulbs flicker around the arena. *
GORILLA MONSOON: Hello Everybody I’m Gorilla Monsoon and alongside me is Jesse ‘The Body’ Ventura … this is one hell of a match Jesse Spaz has been waiting what seems like a lifetime to get a rematch and now he has his chance …
JESSE VENTURA: Your right Gorilla, this man lost the title he will be competing for tonight at Skies the Limit. But you know something Gorilla I don’t like Spaz’s chances he has to pin a pure-bred beast of a man, and that’s where my money is going …
*We go back to Mean Gene as the excited crowd watches Spaz stretch on the ropes.*
MEAN GENE: and now introducing the current holder of the EWT World Heavyweight Title …
*The crowd begins to jeer, as smoke rises on the stage and ‘Apocalypse Please’ starts up.*
MEAN GENE: Hailing from the dark depths of the Aquarium, and weighing in at around 287 pounds … the kraken of the current … MAELSTROM!!!
*On Mean Gene’s announcement the rising smoke explodes in fire and Maelstrom walks through unfazed. His hair drips with water as he strides to the ring, the EWT World Heavyweight title hanging over his shoulder. His eyes fixed on Spaz who stares right back at him. Maelstrom climbs the ring steps and enters the ring. The crowd boos loudly as Maelstrom hands the title over to the referee, who holds it up for all to see. *
JESSE: Now here is a true champion Gorilla, this man stands around 6’ 8” tall and is just under 300lbs, a true beast in the ring.
GORILLA: Well Jesse, these two aren’t strangers to one another and they know how the other works in the ring. This could be a classic …
JESSE: Could be … Spaz is going to have to rely on his agility and speed in this one if he wants to take his title back … no Ladders or other foreign objects can help him take down the monster here …
GORILLA: Well Jesse we’ll see what happens, as it looks as if this one is about to start …
*Back in the ring and the referee signals for the bell, it rings and the two men approach the centre. *
Maelstrom and Spaz begin to circle one another. Spaz is feeling things out not wanting to get too close, whilst Maelstrom turns always facing his opponent. Spaz dives in going for the legs, Maelstrom manages to catch a clubbing blow to the back of Spaz but he is quick to retreat out of it. Maelstrom waits for Spaz to make his next move knowing that it his title to lose. They tentatively tie up and once again Spaz goes for the leg area, but again Maelstrom manages to land a clobbering … no wait Spaz had it scouted and wrings the arm over twisting it. Spaz has the advantage as he twists on the arm some more Maelstrom feeling the pain. Maelstrom tries to catch Spaz with a left armed clothesline, but Spaz releases his grip ducks under the bicep and hits a dropkick to the back of Maelstrom knocking him into the corner. Spaz chases after and hits a clothesline of his own to the cornered Maelstrom. Spaz eludes the rough looking forearm shot and tries to whip Maelstrom into the other corner … Maelstrom reverses and follows after intent on causing harm, but Spaz once again scouted it and slings himself over Maelstrom. Maelstrom’s ribcage eats turnbuckle as he stumbles back out of corner right into a waiting Spaz who locks his arms around the waist of Maelstrom hitting a sweet german suplex pinning move ..
1,2 …
Maelstrom kicks out as the crowd really starts to get into this match up. Spaz not letting up gives Maelstrom a kick to the back and then running off the ropes clocks him with a low dropkick. He covers again …
1,2 …
Maelstrom kicks out and rolls to the outside.
GORILLA: Spaz really not letting up here Jesse, he wants his title back badly …
JESSE: I dunno Gorilla, this fast start might be a mistake as we all know Maelstrom can stand a lot of punishment, but can Spaz keep going?
Spaz has followed Maelstrom outside and is attempting a suplex … No Maelstrom blocks it with a punch to the kidney, and then smacks Spaz’s head into the rails. Maelstrom in control whips Spaz into the barricade. Spaz winces in pain as Maelstrom lifts Spaz up over his head and press slams him into the floor. A man with a drink in the crowd yells abuse at Maelstrom. Maelstrom turns to the fan.
JESSE: Check it out Gorilla, isn't that the kid actor?
GORILLA: Your right Jesse, that is indeed Frankie Muniz of Malcolm in the middle fame. Clearly not being too smart with his mouth here though ...
Maelstrom grabs Frankie by the collar and lifts him across his chest, Maelstrom points at the stunned Spaz and indicates that this is the kind of punishment he will be getting soon! Maelstrom lifts Frankie Muniz up over his head and throws him side first into the ring post!! Frankie Muniz goes down clearly injured by such brutality as Maelstrom blocks a punch from spaz and kicks him in the gut.
GORILLA: Good Grief, what a display of sadism by Maelstrom! I think Frankie Muniz might need some medical attention.
Maelstrom grabs the dazed Spaz and rolls him back in the ring. Maelstrom climbs in after and lifts Spaz up for a bodyslam which connects. Then Maelstrom calmly using the ropes for some momentum nails a big elbow drop. Now in control Maelstrom takes hold of Spaz … but no Spaz slips out of the hold, and leaps off the 2nd middle rope to catch Maelstrom in the head with a flying clothesline! Maelstrom goes down as the chants of ‘Spaz’ can be heard from the fans. Spaz heads to the near corner and scales the turnbuckle …
JESSE: This could be a mistake Gorilla, this early in the match going to the top rope ...
GORILLA: I’m sure Spaz knows what he is doing Jesse …
Spaz is at the top as Maelstrom rises back to his feet, Spaz is willing him to turn around. Maelstrom turns, Spaz leaps and gets caught by Maelstrom in a bear hug!! Spaz has no where to go and is in big trouble, his feet some good inches off the floor. Maelstrom begins to squeeze as Spaz desperately tries to get out of the hold. Spaz tries some punches, but Maelstrom shrugs them off. Spaz is in agony as the mighty biceps of Maelstrom cut of the air supply.
GORILLA: Would you look at that!
JESSE: Spaz should be disqualified for that kind of behaviour
GORILLA: Desperation tactic by Spaz!
Spaz has in desperation bites Maelstroms nose! Maelstrom relinquishes the hold as the fans cheer. Spaz quickly tries to gain back his momentum, he bounces off the ropes, ducks another clothesline attempt by Maelstrom and bounces off the opposite ropes before nailing Maelstrom with a wheel kick to the head! … Maelstrom staggers back from the blow, Spaz moves in and nails a quick forearm before hooking Maelstrom arms ….
GORILLA: What’s he going to try here?
JESSE: Looks like an underhook suplex Gorilla …
Spaz tries to lift but Maelstrom grounds himself and flips Spaz over. Spaz holds his back in his pain from the impact as a highly strung champion holds his head in pain. Maelstrom heads back to his opponent and grabs him by the hair roughly. The referee tries to admonish him for this but Maelstrom threatens him. Maelstrom going back to Spaz lifts him over his shoulders, he points at Spaz’s fans before driving him into the ground with a big running powerslam! Cover …
1,2 …
Spaz kicks out …. Maelstrom not put off by this lifts up Spaz, he throws Spaz into the ropes and catches him with a big boot to the head. Maelstrom motions for the Whirlpool! … He raises Spaz up, the crowd is chanting Spazs name, Maelstrom lifts him up over his shoulders … no wait Spaz is fighting back with punches, Maelstrom is reeling with the blows but hasn’t dropped Spaz. He backs into the corner, Spaz grabs a hold of the top rope, Maelstrom is trying to powerbomb Spaz but he isn’t letting go, Spaz eventually kicks Maelstrom away. Maelstrom goes back as Spaz swivels around on the top, Maelstrom catches Spaz with a right hand and begins to climb the corner himself.
GORILLA: A dangerous position for any wrestler Jesse …
JESSE: Damm right Gorilla, this could end in disaster for either of these men …
Maelstrom smacks Spaz about a bit and then tries to superplex the former champion .. but no Spaz has managed to slip over and out of it landing on his feet. Spaz races back up as Maelstrom is still in a perilous position for such a big man … Spaz locks his arms around Maelstroms arms … Top-Rope Tiger Suplex!!! …
GORILLA: That was incredible!! What strength form the challenger Spaz!!
JESSE: Insane more like gorilla, he’s hurt Maelstrom for sure, but he isn’t in great shape himself …
Both men are down as the referee begins to make the count .. (1) .. (2) .. (3) .. (4) .. (5) .. (6) .. Spaz begins to stir and move .. (7) .. (8) .. Spaz manages to get an arm across Maelstrom for a cover …
1,2,3 …..
No Maelstrom kicks out, The crowd boos as Spaz sits up in disbelief. Spaz slowly climbs to his feet as Maelstrom likewise is beginning to move. Spaz takes a shot at the rising Maelstrom his punches peppering Maelstrom in the head, but Maelstrom keeps coming and begins to throw some of his own …
GORILLA: You don’t want to be trading punches with Maelstrom, Jesse…
JESSE: Got that right Gorilla, unless your name is Mike Tyson that is always a bad idea … ooh look at that …
Maelstrom has clearly gained the leverage and is finding the mark with his powerful blows. Spaz is dazed and does nothing as Maelstrom lifts him across his chest and flings him over with a fallaway slam. Spaz gets back up but walks right into the death grip of Maelstrom … Chokeslam!! cover ...
1,2,3 …..
The crowd cheers loudly as Spaz kicks out, Maelstrom can’t believe it as he puts the boots to Spaz. Maelstrom hurls Spaz across the ring, into the corner, and charges after him. Maelstrom’s large frame and back elbow crash into Spaz. Maelstrom starts to pound on Spaz with large rights and lefts before flinging him by his head across the ring. Maelstrom goes for the cover …
1,2,3 ….
Spaz kicks out again. Maelstrom pulls out hair in frustration as Spaz slumps in the nearby corner. A now rage fuelled Maelstrom signals for the end …
GORILLA: Uh-oh … we could be about to witness a Vortex Drop, Jesse …
JESSE: Ha, Monsoon if Maelstrom hits this move it’s all over …
Maelstrom lifts Spaz up over his head into the suplex position for the deadly falcon arrow inverted piledriver move known as the Vortex Drop. Spaz however has other ideas and rolls out of it and cradles Maelstrom!
1,2,3 …
Maelstrom kicks out barely and immediately rises up but only to be hit in the face with a scything kick to the jaw. Spaz then locks Maelstrom and hits a belly-to-back Suplex, Maelstrom struggles back to his feet only to become victim to another belly-to-belly suplex, followed by an underhook suplex. The crowd is thrilled as Spaz running on pure adrenaline moves in for another, but wait Maelstrom has shoved the referee into Spaz who suplexes him instead by accident!!
GORILLA: The referee is down, and I think Maelstrom meant to do that!
JESSE: Of course he did Gorilla, Maelstrom isn’t stupid, hah Spaz could disqualified for that …
GORILLA: You know Jesse, don’t think the Referee even realised what was happening there …
Spaz is stunned and tries to revive the referee but to no avail. Maelstrom gets back to a standing position and walks up right behind Spaz. Like a huge leviathan about to digest prey he grabs hold of Spaz’s shoulders and locks in a full-nelson lifting him up and slamming him down to the canvas! The crowd boos loudly as Maelstrom stands tall over his challenger. He covers …
But there is no referee to make the count …
Maelstrom forgets his pin and grabs the Referee, lifting him to his feet. Maelstrom lets go but the referee just falls to the ground. Maelstrom is not happy and turns around only to be greeted by Spaz with another belly-to-belly suplex! … The crowd is on its feet as Spaz points to the turnbuckle …
GORILLA: Looks like Spaz is going for his Shooting Star Press Jesse …
Spaz begins to climb and gets to the top. He stands up on two feet raising his hands in readiness, Maelstrom is motionless.
GORILLA: What the on earth?!
JESSE: Look it’s Billy Ubermark …oooh a cruel blow for Spaz
Billy Ubermark has run down to ringside, jumped on the apron and shoved Spaz off the top turnbuckle. Spaz catches himself on the top rope with his neck as Billy grabs a nearby chair from the crowd. Spaz struggles to breathe as Billy shadows Spaz …Spaz turns holding his neck and Billy cracks the chair across Spazs skull! … Spaz bounces off the ropes from the impact and Billy doesn’t waste the opportunity in nailing the Virgin Sacrifice!!
GORILLA: Would someone get this maniac out of the ring!
JESSE: He’s just standing up against great injustices Gorilla.
GORILLA: Pl-lease … Billy is just a dissatisfied, self-obsessed man who didn’t get what he wanted Jesse, he certainly doesn’t have any right sticking his nose in this match-up.
The crowd is booing and chanting ‘Virgin’ loudly as Billy leans over the sacrificial victim that is Spaz and mouths off to him. Maelstrom is slowly rising to his feet and the referee is also groggily awakening. Billy and Maelstrom’s eyes meet, Maelstrom tries to grab Billy but he escapes out of the ring and to the stage area, the damage done. Maelstrom reverts back to Spaz who has been taken out of this match. Maelstrom lifts him up over his head, and begins to spin. Billy can be seen twirling his finger in time to the revolutions, as Maelstrom brings Spaz down hard to the canvas with the Whirlpool.
1,2,3.
*The bell rings*
MEAN GENE: Your winner by pinfall … and still EWT World Heavyweight Champion … MAELSTROM!!
*The crowd jeers and boos loudly as Maelstrom slowly climbs out of the ring, the title belt still over his shoulder after a punishing match. Maelstrom is still EWT Heavyweight Champion and looks formidable.*
JESSE: There goes the champ, what a monster. Who do you think can beat this guy Gorilla?
GORILLA: Well Jesse, I have to believe that that had Billy Ubermark not interfered here, Spaz would have regained his title. These two now have a serious score to settle Jesse..
Back in the ring and Spaz is recovering, Maelstrom has already walked backstage with his EWT Heavyweight Title … but Billy has remained at the top of the stage. Spaz’s eyes focus on Billy, anger clearly in evidence as he curses Billy for his interference. Billy mockingly points at Spaz proving that they are now even on screwing each other in big title matches. Spaz slams his fist into the mat in frustration as the show goes off air.
(Fade out to commercial)
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Ragnal
Game Genie
Yanno what they say: All toasters toast El Dandy
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Post by Ragnal on Oct 22, 2006 20:01:29 GMT -5
*Commercial break. Two wierd puppet creatures- Are on screen. The smiling character, Wilkins, is holding a pot of coffee that reads 'WILKINS COFFE'. The other, the grumpy blob known as Wontkins, looks at the camera.* WILKINS: Hey, how about some Wilkins coffee? WONTKINS: No, I hate Wilkins. *A human hand shows up onscreen, and points a gun at Wontkins. The hand pulls the trigger, and in a puff of smoke, Wontkins is gone. Wilkins turns to the camera* WILKINS: If you don't drink Wilkins coffee, you're a terrorist. Drink Wilkins, and god bless America. THIS COMMERCIAL HAS BEEN PAID FOR BY GEORGE W BUSH, AND BROUGHT TO YOU BY WILKINS COFFEE *We cut back to the EWT Arena, where a table has been set up in the center of the ring, with two boardroom-like chairs on either side. Toomi Bischoff is in the ring, holding a clipboard with a contract in his hand.* TOOMI: Ladies and gentlemen, at this very moment in time we will be having a contract signing for an upcoming match at Symphony of Destruction! Now, in the past, we've had great rivalries settles in this very ring. Limey vs. Moxie, Billy Ubermark vs. Maelstrom, and the first Girl Next Door match to win a Scammy award for Best Match, to name a few! But never...NEVER in our history have we ever experience a match such as this. Brother vs. Brother. Both are former two-time Tag champions. One is the former Toolshed Champion, while one is the current Tri-State Champion. And this Sunday, the first family of EWT will have two of their own go against one another! But this match is so big, we can only allow it to happen for One Night Only, and with big stipulations. So with no further ado, let's bring out the competitors for this match! First off...The Innovator of FUN, Joe RAGNAL! *Violence Fetish plays as Joe Ragnal walks out, a cocky smile on his face as he comes out to the boos of the crowd. When Joe gets to the ring, he hops over the ropes and raises both arms. The crowd continues to boo, and Joe takes one of the seats.* TOOMI: And his opponent for this match, and also his twin brother...our current EWT Tri-State champion, the Master of Elemental Disaster...MIKE! RRAAAAGNAAAAL! *High Voltage plays over the PA as the crowd cheers on Mike, who has his custom Tri-State belt worn around his waist. Mike walks down to the ring, ignoring the fans trying to slap hands, a serious look on his face. Mike rolls into the ring, and sits right down into the other chair. Joe and Mike stare at one another as Toomi talks.* TOOMI: Alright, boys. The two of you have been around for over a year and a half. You've conquered the tag division, and even made names for yourselves as singles competitors. And right now...the two of you decide how you're going to deal with one another at SoD. *Toomi lays the contract on the table, and gestures to Joe to sign first. Joe slides the contract towards himself, and grabs a microphone placed on the table.* JOE: So, all we have to do is name our stipulation for this match, sign our names, and we're done here? Good. Because between you and me, Mike, all I want out of this match is to show you that you need to start worrying more about your family. You need to remember how you and I were before you cared more about yourself than you did this family! You need to remember how it was...to have FUN...with your brother! *Joe grabs a pen, signs his name, and adds the stipulation.* JOE: So my stip is a no-brainer...a Fun House match! *Joe slide the contract to Mike.* JOE: Try to top THAT, Mike! I dare ya! *Mike snatches Joe's mic out of his hand, and looks down at the contract.* MIKE: So that's what it's been all about. That's all that's been on your mind. Not the Tri-State title, not showing who's the better of the two...just payback for not helping you when you needed it. Well what about this, Joe? What about the fact I was BLEEDING EVERY LAST BLOOD CELL OUT OF MY BODY, but you didn't hear ME bitch and complain that YOU weren't there to help! I took that match! I took the beating that came with it, and by god...I have an interesting stipulation. *Mike signs his name and the stipulation onto the contract, and hands it to Toomi. Toomi reads it, and looks at Mike with a questioned look.* TOOMI: ...Are you serious? MIKE: Yes! Yes, I am. Along with a match where you can beat out your opponent's brains, Joe, why not see if either of us can even LAST a long period of time, huh? It's gonna be you, Joe Ragnal. Me, Mike Ragnal. For the EWT Tri-State title. In a 60-MINUTE IRON MAN FUN HOUSE MATCH! *Joe scowls, while the fans cheer this idea on.* TOOMI: Well, in that case...so be it! This Sunday at Symphony of Destruction, Mike Ragnal and Joe Ragnal will go one-on-one, mano y mano! With that, Joe leaps over the table and kicks Mike in the face with his foot, knocking his chair over. Joe's mounted on top of Mike, beating him in the head with a closed fist! Mike eventually kicks Joe off of him, and picks him up onto his shoulders. Mike looks like he's going to Ragnalrok Joe through the table...JOE HURRACANRANAS MIKE THROUGH INSTEAD! Joe rushes out of the ring afterwards, while his brother lies knocked out in the table's debris. Joe smiles as Violence Fetish plays, the crowd booing him. Joe even gets hit in the head with a styrofoam cup as he makes his way out of the arena and we... FADE OUT
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The Line
Patti Mayonnaise
Real Name: Bumkiss. Stanley Bumkiss.
Peanut Butter & JAAAAAMMMM!
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Post by The Line on Oct 22, 2006 20:18:15 GMT -5
Josh Matthews is backstage, and he catches up with Andy Duke.
Josh: Andy Duke, Duke. Hey, we saw you just decimate Funaki out there in the ring. I have to say it was a great debut. What do you have in store for other members of the EWT roster?
Duke: My goals, no, plans, are no different than any self-respecting member of the EWT roster, and those are to win, and to win a lot. If anybody wants to try and de-rail me, they know where to find me. I don't make myself scarce. Tonight was just an example of my determination to win. Tonight was the start, the start of my domination. Tonight was the start of the era of DUKE.
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