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Post by crauswell on Sept 17, 2006 7:09:22 GMT -5
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
Greg " The Hammer " Valentines theme starts up as he start making his way towards the ring, getting a nice nostalgic pop from the crowd as he does so.
Announcer: Introducing first, from Seattle Washington, weighing in at 243 pounds, Greg " The Hammer " Valentine!!!
Valentine enters the ring, playing to the crowd a bit as he awaits his opponent. He doesn't wait long as the huge unexpected pyro goes off, Broken Wings starting up.
Announcer: And the opponent, from Parts unknown, weighing in at 272 pounds... Crauswell!
The furry steps out in front of the entrance ramp, spreading his wings to some heavy heat from the crowd. He ignores it, trudging down to the ring and entering, looking over at his opponent as he walks over to the center of the ring, spreading his wings, then letting them drop. He turns around, backing away and facing Valentine now. The Bell Rings and Crauswell immediately charges, catching Valentine off guard and pushing him into the turnbuckle corner. He then proceeds to assault him with a series of quick knife edge chops, Greg clutching at his chest in pain as Crauswell backs up, running forward and driving a knee right into the chest area. He yanks him out of the corner, grabbing and launching him with an overhead belly to belly suplex, Valentine landing hard on the mat as the furry walks over, looking down and driving his boot right into his opponent's face, Valentine now clutching at it in a bit of pain. The Gryphon then leaps up rather high, driving an elbow right into the chest area of his opponent, then going for a cover. 1....2
Valentine manages to kick out. Crauswell looks unfazed by it though, sitting Valentine back up as he gets to his feet, now assaulting his chest area with a few nasty kicks, eventually putting him back on his back. Crauswell then leaps up high, driving his skull right into the heart of his opponent, who now rolls around on the mat in pain. Crauswell continues to pursue his opponent, walking up behind and lifting him up in a Wheelbarrow, reaching down and applying a standing Camel Clutch to his opponent for a bit now... Valentine gasping helplessly in pain as he struggles to escape. Before he can do anything though, Crauswell flips him over, dropping him with a Sleeper Drop afterwards. He immediately drops to both knees, applying and clinching on a Dragon Sleeper!
Valentine groans a bit as he starts to succumb to the hold a bit, the furry applying even more pressure as he holds it in with a single arm, using his free one to chop right at the throat area of his opponent, for further damage. Eventually though, Greg starts to try and fight out of it, reaching back and breaking it with a Snapmare to his opponent! Crauswell lands sitting as Valentine takes a moment to recover while he's a bit off guard. he then proceeds to smash his opponent in the back of the head with a series of elbows, building some momentum. Crauswell groans, quickly getting to his feet, as Valentine returns the earlier chops with a few of his own, sending Crauswell reeling back into the ropes. He lifts him up high, dropping him across the top of the ropes, hitting a Slingshot Suplex to the mat! He quickly gets up, dropping an elbow right to his own opponent's chest, before going for a cover! 1...2
Crauswell quickly kicks out. Valentine looks a bit surprised, dropping down and attempting to lock in a Sleeper hold. However, the gryphon quickly escapes, grabbing Valentine from behind and taking him down with a swift Russian Leg Sweep to the mat! He rolls through afterwards, to his feet as he rolls Valentine over with a foot, leaping up and delivering a standing Double Foot Stomp across his opponent's back, Valentine now rolling around on the mat once again. He struggles to get to his feet, just in time to receive a swift knee to the gut, as Crauswell lifts him up onto his shoulders, hitting another Steamroller on his opponent! He then runs over, to the ropes, springboarding off the second one and hitting a back elbow to his opponent! He gets back to his feet, looming over his opponent, who once again rises up. He grabs and whips them hard into the turnbuckle, Valentine slamming into it chest first. As he lays dazed, Crauswell quickly walks over, lifts him up atop the turnbuckle, climbs up after and delivers a Spider German Suplex off the top, Valentine landing hard on his back! As he rolls over, the furry takes advantage, climbing atop and Taking Flight, nailing the diving Headbutt right to the heart of his opponent. Valentine groans, clutching at the area as Crauswell gets to his feet, looking down and simply waiting. Once he gets up again, he wraps the noose around Greg's neck, hoisting him up, running forward and hitting the Beak Buster, right in the center of the ring! He immediately crosses his throat, dropping down and clinching on the Gryphon Wing. Valentine groans, having no choice but to tap out, doing so rather quickly.
Announcer: Here is your winner by submission... Crauswell!!!
The Gryphon gets back up, grabbing the microphone.
Crauswell: So... Rock Lee... or Koda Kazar... or whoever you are, it seems you lucked out. It seems Toomi feared for your safety, not wanting someone as vicious and wild as myself to get his hands on you. He didn't want someone to rip you apart... piece by piece. So instead, he decided to stick you against... Ubermark and Chocula. Hmmm, honestly I guess I can't blame him. After all, neither of them would be as willing to leave you bloodied... and battered like I would. Neither of them have a killer instinct, they'll just want your title I suppose, to add another accomplishment to their lives.
The crowd boos a bit.
Crauswell: Ubermark...another person discriminated against in this company... and Chocula, a total and utter... fool. I hope you enjoy their competition Lee... because once I get my match with you, it won't be a " Competition " It will be a.... test of SURVIVAL!!!
He shoves the microphone back into the announcer's grip as he exits the ring, Valentine still down after being dispatched.
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Sept 18, 2006 5:21:55 GMT -5
Bobby Cruiz: The following contest is scheduled for 1 fall & it is for the EWT Heavyweight Championship of the World!!
*King Kong Bundy trundles out he gets a decent reaction.*
BC: Introducing the challenger. From Atlantic City, NJ, weighing in at 450lbs King Kong Bundy!
*Party Starter plays & the crowd pops. Spaz comes out looking focused.*
BC: And his opponent. From Sydney, Australia, weighing in at 216 lbs he is the current reigning EWT Heavyweight Champion of the World he is Spaz!!
*Spaz rolls into the ring & shakes hands with Bundy. The bell rings & the two men lock up. Bundy overpowers Spaz & whips him off the ropes. He knocks Spaz down with an elbow. Bundy lifts Spaz up & holds him high over his head. He looks to slam him down but Spaz fights out of it & counters into a Tornado DDT. Spaz hooks the leg.*
1 2 KICKOUT!
*Spaz stands & quickly heads to the ropes, he jumps up & lands a Springboard Corkscrew Legdrop. He tries another cover.*
1 2 NO!
*Spaz stands & quickly grabs Bundy's legs he locks on the Sydney Cloverleaf! Spaz sits down & applies more pressure. Bundy has no choice but to tap out.*
BC: Here is your winner by Submission Spaz!
*Party Starter plays & Spaz stands. He grabs a mic & the music stops.*
Spaz: You see Toom E. It doesn't matter who you put up against me I will beat them. Maelstrom I respect you as a competitor but when we step into the ring at The Skies The Limit you will fall by the wayside just like all the others. I will climb the ladder & take down that belt. Not once, but twice! I have overcome monsters before & I will again! You will have to practically kill me to take this title from me!
*Spaz drops the mic & heads back up the ramp as his music plays.*
CUT TO COMMERCIAL
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Post by chanceconfidence on Sept 18, 2006 14:37:02 GMT -5
Chance Confidence is seen walking by the recently posted Skies the Limit Match Board, drinking from a bottle of champagne, seeming to be celebrating early as he takes a glance over, just in time to see the match he's in.
Chance: Hmmm... let's see. Oh... Spaz gets Fish Boy... that'll be fun to watch. And... Overrated X vs the Tag Team Champions... meh. Dr. Nutcase versus that Masked Psycho Girl... what the hell is a Backyard Match?
Chance takes another sip of Champagne, looking around the match postings.
Chance: Now let's see where I'm involved in this... hmmm Well then looks like it's going to be that joke of a Toolshed Champion vs me and...
Chance does a spit take, spitting right in Sum Guy's face, who just happens to be walking by, completely ignoring his face being covered by Champaigne. Confidence growls, dropping his bottle and smashing it all over the ground.
Chance: HE ACTUALLY GAVE THAT OBESE LOAF A MATCH AGAINST ME?!
He looks pretty pissed, holding a hand over his face in frustration.
Chance: Bloody... bloody... hell. Well doesn't matter... come the end of Skies the Limit, there will be a new Toolshed Champion... named CHANCE....CONFIDENCE!!!
He immediately storms off back towards his locker room as we fade to the next segment.
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Post by respectmeordye3 on Sept 18, 2006 16:06:19 GMT -5
Singapore Caine’s theme song blasts through the speakers and he marches down the ramp.As he stares at Andre The Giant—his opponent who already awaits in the ring. Caine can hear his fans as they attempt to be heard over “Do You Want To Be A Hero?”” .
The bell rings and the match starts. Both men enter the center of the ring and stare each other down for a minute or so—each daring the other to make the first move. Finally It is Singapore Caine who does.
He starts off with a chop to Andre’s chest but Andre simply laughs it off. Singapore Caine responds with several chops-one after another non-stop at the middle of Andre’s chest, hoping to get his large opponent down to the mat but it does no good—Andre doesn’t even seem to feel the attacks. Caine switches methods and tries with a chop to the bridge of Andre’s nose-But it does no better than the chops Caine applied to Andre’s chest.
Now it is Andre’s turn. He raises his arm, clamps his hand around Caine’s face and shoves him back hard enough to send him flying back through the ropes and to the floor outside. Caine leaps to his feet and slides back inside the ring and then tries to Dropkick Andre in the chest but again he has failed at a successful attack to his opponent. Andre respond’s with a devastating headbutt that leaves Caine sprawled flat out on the mat for a full minute or two.
Caine struggles to his feet just in time to receive a brutal kick to the ribs that sends him flying back through the ropes and outside the ring. Caine struggles to his feet again just in time to be grabbed by the head by Andre. Lifting Caine above his head Andreshows him off for a minute before he slams him down into the mat as hard as he can, causing Caine to feel like his whole body has shattered into a billion pieces.
Caine is in so much pain he fails to notice his rival Paul “PyleDryver” Packer walking down the ramp and joining the commentators at the table—all the while carrying a stack of piping hot pans of lasanga---four to be exact.
Andre pulls Caine to his feet and thrusts him into the ropes causing him to get entangled in them. With a savage roar Andre then charges full speed at his opponent who is trapped inside the ropes—but at the last minute Caine suddenly yanks the ropes down as far as he can and Andre is sent tumbling headfirst outside the ring and onto the floor!
Caine untangles himself and crawls to the other side of the ring and awaits for Andre to make his next move.
His wait is not long.
Andre uses the ropes to pull himself to his feet and climbs up onto the ringside—as he’s entering the ring Caine suddenly makes his moves and charges at Andre and then Dropkicking him right below the kneecap at the last second. Andre’s knee gives out and he sinks down on one knee, Then before he can recover Caine quickly mounts the top of the closest turnbuckle and kicks right below the kneecap of his other leg sending Andre falling off the ringside and back down to the floor. Caine then charges at Andre and leaps clear over the ropes towards the larger man—and receives a punch to the heart in mid-air as he flies towards Andre.
Caine suddenly drops like a stone, his momentem stopped.
Both men lay on the floor—each man attempting to be the first one to his feet and into the ring. Finally they both stumble to their feet and slide under the bottom rope at the same exact time—although Andre has a bit more difficulty than Caine does.
They both rise to their feet at the exact same time as well—they are now where they began—staring each other down-each daring the other to make the first move.
This time it is Andre who makes the first move—grabbing Caine’s arm he flings him into the ropes and Caine again becomes entangled. Paul uses this as an oppurtunity for a dirty attack on his enemy and quickly snatching one of the pans of piping hot Lasanga, he leaps up onto the ringside and smashes it right into Caine’s face-or would have, except that at the last minute Caine ducks and it is Andre who gets the face full of piping hot lasanga. With a shout of agony Andre stumbles back and Caine uses the oppurtunity to dropkick Andre in the backside and send him flying over the ropes and out of the ring.
Caine then attacks his enemy Paul with a Dropkick to the head sending Paul flying off the ringside and landing on top of Andre sending both men right through the American Announcer’s table and causing the three remaining pans of hot lasanga to fly up into the air and land one after another in Andre’s face. Andre slowly gets to his feet and unsteadily he climbs back into the ring—just in time to get get a Flying Headbutt from Caine off the top turnbuckle clear across the ring. Andre stumbles to and fro for a moment—and then he falls like Goliath hit with with a stone. Caine struggles over to his fallen over-sized opponent and covers him for the pin.
“1…….
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3!
Caine has beat Andre the giant and won the match—things don’t look as pleasant for Paul however—Andre recovers a little faster than usual and before anyone knows it he is standing over Paul amidst the remains of the announcer’s table—and the big man does NOT look like a happy camper.
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Post by Smark4lyfe on Sept 18, 2006 16:22:18 GMT -5
Now get the guns, the drugs, From my generation. I'll take the fall. Come on, come on, come on. Let's get it on! Let's get it on! Forget the lies, the money, we're in this together. And through it all, they said nothing's forever. And they refuse to see the change in me, The crowd boos as The New Era walks by. Lillian: Weighing in 531 pounds¡¦.The New Era! JBL: Here they are the New Era, the newest and talented faces of EWT! Here I am, my first match and my fans are here to watch¡¦The New Era! You Suck! You Suck! You Suck! Shut up! You¡¯re lucky to see us in person anyway! So come on and bring out the Young Ponies!
Crank it out is played¡¦. Cheers are heard all over the building. JR: Here they are, the Young Stallions. Lillian: Weighing in 503 pounds¡¦The Young Stallions!
JR: Four very talented and young wrestlers are facing fight now. JBL: Don¡¯t you mean two very talented wrestlers¡¦ JR: Let¡¯s just talk about the match John.
As the Young Stallions make their way to the ring, Kevin ¡°Unreal¡± Storm taunts the Young Stallions by imitating a horse. JBL: Theirs nothing like some nice humor now and then. JR: I really don¡¯t see how that¡¯s funny John. With the Young Stallions distracted, ¡°Big¡± Zach Storm clothslines the Young Stallions from the back. JBL: Very smart for very young athletes. JR: I consider that more of a cheap shot John. As Unreal laughs Zach picks both Stallions and flings them to the barrier! Zach puts Jim Powers back to the ring. Unreal with a leg drop and tags in Zach. ¡°Big¡± Zach Storm with a aggressive smirk in his race. As Powers gets up Zach it¡¯s a gorilla slam, Zach with the elbow to the ribs. Zach picks Powers up and tosses him to the corner and a massive avalange by ¡°Big¡± Zach! Zach drags Powers to Unreal and tags him. Unreal picks Powers up and a snap suplex and a pin. 1¡¦2.. kick out! Unreal picks Powers up and a knife-edge chop, Powers flinches and Unreal with the small cradle. 1¡¦2.. another kick out. Lets go Powers! Clap Clap Clap! Unreal yells at the audience and picks Powers up and a arm wrench, Unreal goes with the arm bar to Powers. As Powers screams from the pain the fans are behind him, Powers strengths out and a elbow to the stomach. The fans cheer from the momentum change. Powers with a elbow to Unreal, Unreal with a chop, an elbow to Unreal and a chop to Powers. Powers with a strong right hand and Unreal goes down, Powers picks Unreal up and a stalling suplex and it shook the ring! Powers with the pin. 1¡¦2.. kick out! Powers picks Unreal up and a strong knee to the ribs, Powers with a neck breaker and a elbow to the heart! Powers bounces off the ropes and a elbow, no a miss! Unreal takes advantage of this and a back heel kick! A cover and 1¡¦2¡¦ kick out! Unreal tags back Zach, Powers gets back up and a knee and a double axe handle to Zach! Powers with a few elbows and a hammer lock¡¦ Zach powers out and a spine buster! JR: Zach won¡¯t finish it! JBL: Hey no pain no game. Zach picks Powers up and a belly to belly suplex, no a quick jab by Powers and other. Zach with the clothsline and Powers ducks and a bulldog by Powers! JBL: How lucky is that Powers found an opening? JR: Do you really consider that luck? The crowd cheers! The tag by Powers to Roma, and Roma does a elbow to Zach, Roma goes for the pin and 1¡¦ kick out by Zach. JBL: It¡¯s impossible to get a 2 count from ¡°Big¡± Zach! Zach gets back up to his feet and Roma does a clothsline but no affect to the massive frame of ¡°Big¡± Zach. JBL: Who¡¯s that stupid to try to topple ¡°Big¡± Zach, You Suck! You Suck! You Suck! Zach with a big boot and a pin 1¡¦2¡¦ kick out! Zach gets Roma up and a bear hug, Roma winces in pain but does not give up, a lot of support from the fans. Lets go Roma! Clap Clap Clap! Roma with a elbow to the back of the head of Zach, Zach is stunned but not affected by the elbow. Roma! Roma! Roma! More elbows to Zach, Zach finally lets go and Roma with a toe kick and a double axe handle to the back of Zach. Zach still does not go down but Roma goes with the DDT but Zach holds Roma up and a massive sit down spine buster but he tags Powers in the process. The crowd sees a change of low and cheers. JR: He finally tags Powers¡¦ JBL: It¡¯s all over now¡¦ (sarcastically) Powers goes a lariat to the back of the head to Zach, Roma rolls out of the ring but Unreal jumps from the apron and a moonsault to Roma! JBL: What athleticism from Unreal! Powers picks Zach up and five uppercuts by Powers, Powers executes a modified neckbreaker to the knee. The cover and 1¡¦ kickout by Zach! Powers with repeating stomps to the head but Zach gets up and a knee by Zach connecting to Powers. Zach with a massive headbutt and a pin for the 1¡¦2¡¦ kickout! Zach tags Unreal and Unreal climbs on the Zach¡¯s shoulder JR: What could they be doing now? and a leg drop from top of Zach, and the cover 1¡¦2¡¦ and ropebreak! Lets go Stallions! Unreal with a standing moonsault and Powers rolls out of the way and a standing dropkick by Powers! Zach tries to go in but the referee goes to Zach and with the referee distracted Unreal lays a low blow and the school boy but Roma pulls Unreal out and a powerslam on the floor! Roma tosses Unreal back in the ring and Powers pins Unreal 1¡¦2¡¦ kickout! Powers bounces Unreal on the rope and a powerslam, no! a reverse to a small cradle! 1¡¦2¡¦ kickout! Unreal with a leg lariat and a standing moonsault¡¦ 1¡¦2¡¦ Ropebreak! JBL: How long is it until The New Era wins this match! JR: Don¡¯t doubt The Young Stallions yet John. The crowd cheers as Unreal gets more frustrated, he picks Power up and sends him to the corner, Unreal charges and Powers with the boot to the face! JBL: NO! NO! NO! JR: I told you John. JBL: Shut up JR! Unreal is stunned and a shoulder block by Powers and a tag to Roma! Roma with a few rights and tosses him to the rope and a monkey flip and it connects! Zach rushes in and Powers rushes in as well but Zach hits first with a big boot and tosses him out of the ring. The referee is paying attention to the outside and Unreal hits a second low blow, Unreal springboards off the ropes and a flying enziguri! JBL: Who¡¯s right now JR!? JR: Let¡¯s just talk about the wrestling. In the outside Zach flings Powers to the stairs! The stairs fall off in the process and Zach signals for the Big Bang Bomb and he connects it on the stairs! JBL: He¡¯s Dead! He¡¯s Dead! JR: Wow! Such impact! Zach gets back up to the apron and Unreal tags Zach and signals for the Big Reality Check! Zach flings Roma to the ropes and a flapjack by Zach and Reality Check by Unreal! JBL: What ever that was it finished the match! JR: It seems it¡¯s a flapjack and a modified snap DDT. Zach tags unreal back in and Unreal gets up the top turnbuckle and a Swanton bomb and the pin! 1¡¦2¡¦3¡¦! Lillian: The winner by one fall¡¦The New Era! You Suck! You Suck! You Suck! JBL: The New Era wins! The New Era wins! The¡¦New Era¡¦Wins! JR:A nice debut by The New Era!
Forget the lies, the money, we're in this together. And through it all, they said nothing's forever. And they refuse to see the change in me, Why won't they wake up
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Spyke the Pacers Fan
El Dandy
Still hates himself for missing the last episode of Murder She Wrote
Go Indiana!
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Post by Spyke the Pacers Fan on Sept 19, 2006 0:57:55 GMT -5
(The lights in the arena go dark as "Galvanize" starts up. Spyke Johannson steps onto the stage, Toolshed Title in hand, and dances for the fans in attendance. Spyke walks to the ring, climbs in and dances a little more, to the delight of the fans.)
Lillian Garcia: "In the ring, from Stockholm, Sweden, weighing in at 225 lbs, he is the EWT Toolshed Champion, SPYKE JOHANNSON!
(Spyke asks Lillian for the mic to do his usual pre-match promo)
Spyke: "Well, it seems as if Rachael isn't here tonight, so I can finally enjoy myself out here. But looking back on the past two weeks, it hasn't been too fun for me. So I'm gonna make it fun. How? By adding a little "something-something" to my matches. (looks up) So guys, if you'll please..."
(Suddenly thousands of unsalted peanuts, still in the shell, fall from above. Fans in the front row try to grab some of the ones that fell their way).
Spyke: "That's right! Danny Davis, my opponent tonight, and I will wrestle in my variation of the '1000 Thumbtacks' match! That's right, there are exactly 1000 unsalted peanuts in this ring! Well, not exactly, since some of them ended up in the audience, so there is more like 847 peanuts in this ring. But, anyway, come on out Mr. Davis! Let's go!"
(Some generic 80's WWF theme blasts over the sound system as "Dangerous" Danny Davis comes out to a rather dead response. The camera focuses on a fan's sign that says "Who?" Danny climbs into the peanut-filled ring and looks absolutley confused as to what's going on. The ref calls for the bell to begin the match)
(Bell dings)
Almost immedieatly, Danny slips on the peanuts and falls on his back. Spyke walks up and tries to hit an elbow drop, but Danny rolls out of the way. Both men get back to their feet. They lockup in a grapple. Spyke grabs Danny's wrist and goes behind for a hammerlock. Danny reverses into a hammerlock of his own, but Spyke hits a snapmare, sending Danny crashing into the peanuts. Danny is up quickly, but Spyke hits him with a dropkick. Danny is up rather quickly again, but Spyke throws a handfull of peanuts at him, disorienting him enough for Spyke to roll him up in a school boy pin.
1!
2!
Danny kicks out. Spyke gets Danny to his feet, and tries to whip him into the ropes, but Danny slips on the peanuts again. Spyke, faking frustration, gets on the mic.
Spyke: "You know what? Maybe the peanuts were a bad idea, we need to clean this up! But what can we use to clean up a bunch of peanuts? Hmmmm... I KNOW! An elephant!"
(With those words, a man in an elephant costume begins to make his way to the ring. He climbs in and begins to put the peanuts in a large burlap sack. Danny Davis gets up and grabs the mic.)
Danny Davis: "Screw this! This is ridiculous! Peanuts?! A man in an ELEPHANT SUIT?! I was at Wrestlemania III for God's sake! I deserve better than this! I'm outta here!"
(Danny climbs out of the ring, and gets pelted with peanuts by the crowd as well as Spyke. The ref begins the 10-count.)
1!
2!
*8 seconds later*
9!
10!
(bell dings)
Lillian: "Your winner, as a result of a countout, and still Toolshed Champion, Spyke Johannson!"
(Spyke hangs around in the ring, holding up the title and dancing for the fans, while the elephant is still picking up the peanuts. Spyke grabs the mic again.)
Spyke: "Say... I wonder who that is in the costume?"
(The elephant looks up, and starts shaking his head no. He tries to run away, but Spyke grabs the back of the costume and pulls him back in. He rips off the head and it's... SHANNON MOORE! The fans give him a mixed reaction.)
Spyke: "Holy sh**! Shannon Moore!"
(Without saying another word, Spyke turns to him and hits the Stone Cold Stunner! The fans cheer wildly, then Spyke picks him up and hits the SwedeDT! Right onto the peanuts! The fans cheer again! But the cheers turn to boos as Chance Confidence charges toward the ring! Chance goes to hit a clothesline on Spyke, but Spyke ducks it and hits a few rights on Chance, but Chance drives a knee into Spyke's gut. Suddenly, Great Hugo runs to the ring! Hugo runs in, and tries to clothesline Chance, but accidently hits Spyke, who was just getting to his feet. Hugo realizes he hit the wrong person, but hesitates too long as Chance hits him with the Confidence Breaker! Chance gets up and waits for Spyke. Chance walks over and hits Spyke with the Confidence Breaker as well! Chance then stands over the two fallen men, and makes the "belt is mine" gesture, before climbing out and walking to the back. After a few moments, Chance turns around realizing he forgot to hit Shannon Moore with the Confidence Breaker, but by this time, Shannon Moore is already in the locker room on his MySpace, crying about the peanut incident. The last thing we see before cutting to commercial are Hugo and Spyke lying in the ring. Fade to commercial.)
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B.A.
Grimlock
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Post by B.A. on Sept 19, 2006 12:21:08 GMT -5
Eddie Omega walks into toomi-bischoff's office. He talks to the secretary
Eddie: "Hey, do you know whats going on with the ppv thing? Who has the unfortunate luck of facing me?"
Secretary:"...um, well, I can tell you that you have mighty hercules tonight, but.."
Eddie: "No, I meant at the ppv"
Secretary: "Well, I think you have no one...sorry"
Eddie: What!!! How the hell do you expect me to actually bring in money, and ratings to EWT...!!
Eddie then proceeds to pick up a chair and throw it against the wall. He looks around and into the hall where he here's chimmel announcing his name and his music playing. He says "Hercules!, youre a dead man!!! He storms out of the room and goes up the stairs out the ramp as the crowd starts to cheer. Eddie doesnt even acknowledge them as he runs down to the aisle. Hercules meets him outside and tries to use his chain but Eddie catches it, and pulls on the chain. He then swings Hercules around into the stairs sending him flipping over them. Eddie looks at the chain and throws it down. And goes around to the other side of the ring. He takes Hercules head and smashes it on the barrier and drops an elbow on him. Eddie then gets on the apron and watches as Hercules gets up. He then jumps off the apron and does a double axe handle smash to Hercules' back. Eddie then gets up from the ground and slides in the ring before the ref begins to reach 6 on the count.
Ref: 7....8...
Hercules slides back in the ring and Eddie watches while he gets up. Eddie then goes to grab Hercules for a belly to belly but Hercules gouges his eyes. He then clubs Eddie over the back and sets him up in the corner to start punching him in the ribs. Eddie covers up as Hercules won't stop. It takes the ref to seperate Hercules from pounding him. Eddie then tries to get to his feet and he delivers a knee to the abdomen of the hulking hercules.
He irish whips Omega into the other corner and runs after him for a clothesline but Eddie moves out of the way. Hercules slams his ribs into the corner and is pain, while Eddie does a roundhouse to his thighs, again and again until Hercules can't stand. He bounces off the ropes and does a shining wizard which is acknowledged greatly by the crowd. He sits Hercules up, slaps his back, kicks his chest, runs and does a back splash for one of his signature moves. Hercules is in pain but Eddie waves his arms, signalling he's close to ending it. He picks Hercules up by the chin and does a move we haven't seen in a long time. He slaps Hercules over and over in sumo fashion for the Pi Kappa Slappa runs to the ropes and does a running knee to hercules. Hercules is delirious, and he's looking for a way out. He notices his chain in the ring and begins to crawl to get it. Eddie notices this, drags Hercules out to the ring stomping him in succession and kicks him in the back. He then gets hercules in what looks like a taz-mission, but turns him over into a camel clutch..a new move by Omega that no one has seen. Hercules taps out..
*bell rings*
Lillian: "And here's your winner by submission, Eddie Omega."!
But Eddie isn't done. He's still mad he's out of the ppv. He goes over to the corner and picks up Hercules' chain as his music stops. He looks to the crowd..
Crowd: "Do it!! Do it"
He balls the chain up into his right fist and absolutely knocks Hercules out cold and drops the chain to the crowds glee. His music starts up and he walks back fast to the entrance way.
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Post by Smark4lyfe on Sept 19, 2006 14:51:50 GMT -5
Now get the guns, the drugs, From my generation. I'll take the fall. Come on, come on, come on. Let's get it on! Let's get it on! Forget the lies, the money, we're in this together. And through it all, they said nothing's forever. And they refuse to see the change in me,
The New Era walks to the ring with a smirk on their faces. Unreal with a microphone on his hand and starts to speak but it's interrupted by the fans chanting You Suck! You Suck! You Suck!
Who here enjoyed the match that started the New Era! Unreal Sucks! Unreal Sucks! JR: You could see Unreal getting mad now. JBL: Don't blame him, it's the fans fault.
Shut up! Like I said before you guys were lucky to see me wrestle! Every God Damn one of you are lucky! Lets go Zach! Lets go Zach! JR: I think the fans are trying to make them turn on each other. JBL: Brothers don't split up!
"Big" Zach is yelling at the audience.
It doesn't matter what you guys think because I still won! Everytime I win I get one step closer to the tag...team...belts! We will win anyone who comes in our way and that includes The Prophecy! You Suck! You Suck! You Suck!
JR: Unreal may be getting a little over confident. JBL: It doesn't matter what you think JR! Because everytime they get a win they're on week closer to the tag...team...belts!
Unreal walks down and slaps JR! The fans are throwing down their beverages and snacks because the insult put on veterans
JBL: It's raining snacks!
Forget the lies, the money, we're in this together. And through it all, they said nothing's forever. And they refuse to see the change in me, Why won't they wake up
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Post by Poker Joker on Sept 19, 2006 16:00:25 GMT -5
The scene opens up in the E.W.T. arena. The crowd is returning to their seats after a brief intermission. Their pace quickens as the spotlights around the arena suddenly start to dim, and the ring announcer steps into the middle of the ring. After about a minute of letting the excited audience get back to their seats, he begins to announce the next match.) *ANNOUNCER*: Ladies and gentlement, the following match is scheduled for one fall! (Stripper-esque music starts playing over the loudspeakers, and the men in the crowd erupt with boos. The women, however, seem somewhat entertained in part as "Ravishing" Rick Rude appears at the top of the entrance ramp, accompanied by his manager Bobby "the Brain" Hennan. Rude is wearing a sparkling green robe as he makes his way down to the ring with a slight smile on his lips as he revels in the crowd's reaction.) *ANNOUNCER*: Introducing first, making his way to the ring area with his manager Bobby "The Brain" Hennan, hailing from Robbinsdale, Minnesota, and weighing in at 232 pounds.... "Ravishing" Rick Rude! (Rick Rude gets in the ring with Bobby right behind him. He girates his hips as Bobby applauds him and urges the crowd to do the same. The crowd simply continues to boo him, even as his music fades out. Once Rude's music is gone, "Like A Virgin" by Madonna starts to play over the public address system. The crowd, again, erupts in an onslaught of booing as Billy "The Virgin" Ubermark appears at the top of the ramp.) *ANNOUNCER*: And his opponent, hailing from St. Paul, Minnesota, and weighing in at 226 pounds.... Billy "The Virgin" Ubermark! (Billy makes his way to the ring in his standard yellow-and-green tights, seemingly oblivious to the angry cat-calls of the fans. He slides into the ring under the bottom rope, and quickly takes the microphone out of the hand of the ring announcer. He stands in the middle of the ring with, and begins to address the fans.) *BU*: The E.W.T. wanted me to make a quick announcement and remind you, the fans, about the match I'll be competing in at "The Sky's The Limit," so I'm going to take a few moments to do just that. (Billy reaches into his tights and pulls out a piece of paper. He unfolds the paper, and begins to read from it.) *BU*: This Sunday night, at E.W.T.'s "The Sky's The Limit," I, Billy "The Virgin" Ubermark will be competing in a match. The match will be a Triple Threat match for a WORTHLESS, SECOND-RATE TITLE that this company calls the OX Division Championship. (The crowd burts out with boos and angry noises as Billy pauses for a second from his speech. The camera gets a shot of a sign in the crowd that reads "WHINE Like A Virgin" being held up by a female fan. After a couple seconds the camera goes back to Billy, who promptly starts speaking again.) *BU*: And in this match, I will be facing two oppoents, neither of whom are fit to carry the gym bag of an athlete of my caliber, much less facing me in the ring. One of them, Rock Lee, is widely considered to be the biggest joke to come along since "Why did the chicken cross the road." (The crowd heaps more boos on Billy regarding his Rock Lee comments. Billy, however, pays them no mind and just keeps talking.) *BU*: And I'd say something about the other one, Ultimo Chocula, but I think the ass kicking I handed him at Crap-A-Mania says volumes by itself! (The crowd boos some more. In a ring corner, the camera gets a quick shot of Bobby Hennan and Rick Rude, who are both looking on before cutting back to Billy.) *BU*: I'd like to mention that at "The Sky's The Limit," you can not only see me in this second-rate match, but you can also see the match that I SHOULD be in. That being the E.W.T. World Title match, in which Spaz.... (The audience starts cheering for Spaz. Billy gets an annoyed look on his face and glances around at the crowd before continuing with his speech.) *BU*: .... the most over-rated and cowardly World Champion that this company has ever seen, who went out of his way to make sure that I would be stuck in a mid-card match to ensure that I wouldn't get the rematch for the World Title, defends his belt against yet another joker who doesn't DESERVE that title shot like I do! (The crowd boos harshly at Billy. In the background, a "Spaz" chant can be heard.) *BU*: So if you want to see me get shafted out of a World Title match, and watch Spaz go toe-to-toe with some second-rate schmoe, go ahead and purchase "The Sky's The Limit" on pay-per-view this weekend! I garuntee, you won't be nearly as disappointed as I a, right now! (Billy tosses the microphone back over to the ring announcer and heads over to a ring corner as the crowd goes wild with anger at his comments. Suddenly, Rick Rude walks to the middle of the ring. Bobby Heenan goes to the ring announcer and borrows the microphone from him, and hands it to Rick. Rude points a finger at Billy Ubermark as he starts talking.) *RICK RUDE*: Billy Ubermark, maybe the reason you didn't get your title match is because you're just like everyone else around here... PATHETIC! Now with that in mind, why don't you.... (Rick stops pointing at Billy and starts gesturing at the audience)... and the rest of these SCRAWNY.... STUPID.... SAD EXCUSES for men sit down and let the ladies get a good look at what a REAL MAN is supposed to look like! Hit my muisc! (The crowd roars with boos as Rick Rude's music starts playing again, and Bobby Heenan comes over to help Rick take off his robe. In his corner, Billy gets an angry scowl on his face as Rick slowly unveils his well-chiseld physic to the audience, who is still giving him the heat. Bobby Heenan finally removes Rick's robe and steps out of the way as Rude begins to gyrate his hips for the ladies. Suddenly, Billy Ubermark rushes in at Rude from behind. He nails Rick with a forearm smash to the back of the head. Rude staggers fowards onto the ring ropes as his music abruptly stops playing. Bobby Heenan sees what's happening and dives out of the ring to get out of the way as Billy starts pounding on the back of Rick Rude, to the delight of the fans who are more excited about seeing Rude get a beating than Billy get the upper hand, first. The ref sees what's going on and quickly calls for the bell to start the match.) *BELL RINGS* (Billy Ubermark continues to hammer on the back of Rude's neck. Eventually he turns Rick Rude around. Rude is still leaning on the ropes, and Billy gives him a hard chop to the chest, which elicites that now-standard "WOO!" from the fans. Billy whips Rude into the far ropes. Rude bounces off, and Billy catches him with a dropkick at mid-ring which sends Rude stumbling backwards. Rude falls up against the ropes, and finds himself leaning on them, again. Billy charges at him and clotheslines Rude over the top rope. Rude tumbles to the floor, but quickly gets up on his feet. He stands outside on the floor rubbing his jaw as Bobby Heenan quickly comes over. He looks at Rude and starts trying to talk strategy with him as Rude tries to recouporate. Billy Ubermark sees the two of them outside the ring. He goes over to the ring ropes and does a flying-crossbody plancha over the top rope. Heenan and Rude see Billy coming. Heenan quickly gets out of the way, but Rude is not so lucky as Billy slams into him and Rude collapses into a heap on the ring floor with Billy on top of him. The ref starts the 10-count on Billy and Rude as Billy quickly gets off of his opponent. Billy grabs Rude by the hair and stands him up. He takes Rude by the hair and trunks and slides him back into the ring under the bottom rope. Billy slides into the ring after Rude. Rude starts trying to get to his feet. He's kneeling down, trying to push himself up to a standing position. Billy grabs Rude by the hair and delivers a knee to Rude's face. Rude stands straight up from the impact, afterwhich Billy grabs Rude by the head and nails him with a Sit-out Jawbreaker. Rude falls backwards onto his back and Billy hooks a leg for a quick cover.) 1....2...Rude kicks out! (Billy gets up off of Rick Rude and delivers a sharp kick to Rude's ribs. Rude grabs his side in pain as Billy forces Rude to his feet via a handful of hair. Billy whips Rude into the ropes. Rude comes off, and Billy catches him with a back elbow smash to the face. Rude is stopped cold and grabs his jaw in pain. Billy quickly grabs Rude's left arm, wenches it, and hits a Cressent Kick to Rude's face. Rude goes down to the canvas, again. Billy goes to the nearby ropes. He jumps up onto the second rope and bounces off to connect with a version of a leg drop across Rude's throat. Again Billy tries for a cover.) 1....2.... Rude kicks out! (Billy shakes his head as he gets up off of Rude. He grabs Rude by the hair and stands him up. Billy tries to whip Rude into the ropes, but Rude reverses it. Billy comes running off the ropes and tries for a flying crossbody tackle, but Rude catches Billy in mid-air. Rude holds Billy for a second or two, and then brings him down across his knee for a Rib Buster. Rude lets Billy fall off of his knee, and Billy writhes around on the canvas grabbing one side of his chest for a second or two. Rude stands up and hits an elbow drop across the chest of Billy, then grabs Billy by the back of the head and drags him to a standing position. Rude whips Billy into the ropes. Billy comes running off and Rude nails him with a Hip Toss. Billy lands on his ass and winds up in a sitting position with a look of pain spread across his face. Rude walks up behind Billy and drives a couple of boots to Billy's back. Rude then grabs Billy from behind and stands him up. He puts Billy in an Abdominal Stretch to try and put pressure on the ribs. Billy hollers out in pain for a couple seconds a Rude cinches in the hold. The ref checks to see if Billy wants to submit, but Billy shakes his head. After a few more seconds, Billy starts trying to fight his way out of the submission hold. He gets himself back up to a more vertical base and forces Rude to break the hold, but Rude quickly hits Billy with a modified short clothesline. Billy goes down to the canvas, and Rude poses for the audience for a couple moments by flexing his muscles. He gets a decent smattering of boos from the crowd. Billy starts trying to get up to his feet as Rude stops his posing. Rude turns around in time to see this. He grabs Billy with a front facelock and then lifts him up for a nice Suplex. Billy is layed out flat on the mat and Rude goes for a cover.) 1.....2.... Billy kicks out. (Outside of the ring, Bobby Heenan barks something at the ref about a slow count. The ref goes over and starts arguing with Heenan, and as he does so, Rude puts a hand on Billy's throat and starts choking him for a couple seconds. The crowd gives up a series of angry cries at the Rude's misdeed. Once Heenan is done talking to the ref, Rude lets up on Billy's throat. Rude grabs Billy by the head and stands him up. He whips Billy into the ropes and then catches him with a power slam. Rude takes Billy by the hair and pulls him back up to his feet. He whips Billy into one of the corners of the ring, and then rushes in behind him with a shoulder block, sandwiching Billy into the turnbuckles. Billy staggers out of the corner, and Rude nails Billy with a clothesline to send him to the ground. Rude looks down at Billy and laughs as he uses one foot to roll Billy onto his back. Rick Rude then climbs the top rope. Once on the top turnbuckle, Rude gyrates his hips in a mocking gesture at Billy. He leaps off and tries for a Guilloteen Leg Drop, but Billy rolls out of the way at the last second. Rude lands squarely on his ass, and gets a look of pain on his face as he sits there for a couple seconds. Billy Ubermark struggls to his feet. He sees Rude sitting in front of him, and nails a dropkick to Rude's face, sending the veteran wrestler onto his back. Rude grabs his face in pain and rolls over onto his stomach. Billy, trying to catch his breath, sees Rude trying to get up. Rude gets to his hands and knees. Billy quickly runs off the ropes and then nails Rude with a Dropkick to the ribs that sens Rude rolling on the canvas in pain. Billy sees Rude in pain and stands him up. He hits Rude with a standing dropkick that shoots Rude back into the corner that Billy was just in. Rude slumps up against the turnbuckles. Billy grabs Rude by one arm and whips him into the far turnbuckles. Rude hits the turnbuckles backfirst, and Billy follows up by doing a Monkey Flip on Rude to send him out of the corner and onto the mat. Rude rolls around on the canvas, grabbing his back. He starts trying to get to his feet as Billy climbs to the top turnbuckle. Rude gets to his feet just in time to see Billy launch himself off the top turnbuckle. He connects with a Flying Head Scissors from the top rope on Rude. Rude's now lying on the canvas. Billy goes for a cover.) 1....2....Rude gets a shoulder up just before the 3 count. (Billy slams a fist on the canvas in frustration. He grabs Rude and drags him to his feet. Billy whips Rude into the ropes. Billy tries for a shoulder throw on Rude, but Rude leapfrogs him. Rude thinks he's smart and turns around expecting to blindside Billy. Billy is waiting for him, however, and nails him with a Cressent Kick to the jaw that staggers Rude. Billy drives a knee to Rude's stomach effectively doubling him over, and then connects with a DDT that sends Rude face first into the canvas. Billy rolls Rude over and puts him in position closer to the turnbuckle. The fans actually cheer and applaud Billy as he climbs up to the top turnbuckle. Billy takes a moment to spit a lunger at Rude before leaping off and nailing Rude with the Crossfire Leg Drop across the throat. Billy goes for a cover.) 1.....2.....Rude gets a leg on the ropes. (The ref points out to Billy that Rude has one foot on the ropes. Billy gets pissed and slams his fist down on the mat. He stands Rude up, again, and fires off with a couple of punches to the face. On the third punch, however, Rude blocks it and catches Billy with a finger to his left eye. Billy grabs his eye in pain and turns around. Rude takes the opportunity to deliver a forearm smash to the middle of Billy's back. He grabs Billy and whips Billy into one of the turnbuckles. Billy hits the corner backfirst. Rude comes charging in with a running shoulderblock to Billy's guts, but Billy moves out of the corner in the nick of time. Rude runs into the corner with his shoulder and goes between the two turnbuckles. His shoulder connects with the steel post, and he hollers in pain. Rude comes out of the corner hunched over and grabbing his shoulder, as Billy quickly climbs up to the top turnbuckle. Billy comes off the top turnbuckle and nails a Rocker Dropper (or Fame-Asser, whatever you wanna call it) from the top rope on Rude, driving the veteran's face into the canvas. Billy rolls Rude over. He climbs on top of him for the cover, but the referee is distracted. Bobby Heenan has jumped up on the ring apron, again, and is arguing with the ref. Billy lays on top of Rude for a couple seconds before finally getting pissed off. He gets off of Rude and storms over to where the ref and Heenan are fighting. Billy grabs Heenan by the jacket and starts threatening him, to the delight of the fans. Billy finally grabs Heenan by the head and nails him with a modified Hot Shot that sends "The Brain" tumbling off the ring apron. Billy gets back to his feet and shouts something at Heenan, when suddenly he gets blindsided by Rude who hits Billy from behind with a clothesline to the back of the head. Billy falls to his hands and knees. Rude grabs Billy and lifts him up by the tights. He puts Billy in a front facelock and goes for the Rude Awakening. About half-way into the set-up for the move, however, Billy slips out of Rude's grasp and ends up behind a surprised Rude. Billy quickly grabs Rude from behind and nails him with the Virgin Sacrafice! Billy goes for a cover.) 1.....2......3! *BELL RINGS* (Billy slides off of Rude, who is lying square on his back from the move. Billy grabs Rude's head, lifts it off the canvas, and spits in his face. He let's Rude's head fall back to the canvas and stands up as the announcer broadcasts the official decision of the match.) *ANNOUNCER*: Here is your winner of this match, Billy "The Virgin" Ubermark! (Billy holds his hands up over his head as "Like A Virgin" plays over the loudspeaker. He gets a good amount of boos from the audience, but does get a handful of solid cheers, as well, for beating Rick Rude. With that, Billy climbs out of the ring and starts making his way back up the ramp towards the back. Despite the mostly hostile crowd reaction, Billy turns around one more time and lifts his hand over his head in a victorious pose as he heads up the ramp. Back inside the ring, Bobby Heenan has climbed into the ring and is trying to help Rick Rude back to his senses. Rude rolls over and tries to shake the cobwebs out of his head as Heenen kneels down beside him, and with that as the last image, the scene fades to black and we go to a commercial.) —----------------- *COMMERCIAL* —----------------- (Triple-H appears on the screen in his full wrestling gear. He stares into the camera with an angry look on his face.) *TRIPLE-H*: In my line of business, I'm used to doing tough jobs! (The camera shows some stock footage of Triple-H beating up various opponents, some of them considerably better than him. Including the last scene, which shows him pinning Chris Jericho.) *TRIPLE-H*: Or should I say, I'm used to MAKING people do tough jobs! But when I've got a REALLY tough job ahead of me, there's only one tool I turn to... (The camera gets a close up of Triple-H as he holds up a sledge hammer with a golden head on it.) *TRIPLE-H*: "The Golden Driver".... The ultimate sledge hammer made by the people at Power Kit Tools! No sledge hammer packs more of a whallup than the Golden Driver. It can take something like this..... (We get a picture of Garrison Cade's face on the screen. *Triple-H*: And turn it into something like this! (We see Triple-H swing the hammer and hit Cade's face. When the hammer is pulled away, Garrison Cade's face has suddenly turned into Trevor Murdock's.) *TRIPLE-H*: Or it can take something like this.... (We get a picture of Shawn Michael's face.) *TRIPLE-H*: And turn it into something like this! (We see Triple-H swing the hammer and hit Michaels in the face. When the hammer is pulled away, Michaels' face has suddenly turned into Linda McMahon's.) *TRIPLE-H*: It can even take something like THIS.... (We get a picture of Trish Stratus on the screen.) *TRIPLE-H*: And turn it into something like this.... (We see Triple-H swing the hammer and hit the picture of Trish. When the hammer is pulled away, we are left with a picture of Stephanie McMahon. In the background, the sound of someone throwing up is briefly heard before we cut away from the picture and go back to Triple-H standing on the screen holding his golden sledge hammer.) *TRIPLE-H*: Nothing puts more power into your work like the "Golden Driver!" Its made of a special metal alloy that allows you to make sure it'll never take a beating, AND its light enough so you know that it'll always end up on top.... just like me! So take it from an expert on sledge hammers... ME.... a side from marrying your boss's daughter, NOTHING will take care of jobs better than the "Golden Driver" sledge hammer from Power Kit Tools! Buy one today! (We get a final shot of the sledge hammer sitting on a table. Beside it, is a syringe.) *ANNOUNCER* (off-screen): "The Golden Driver" sledge hammer by Power Kit Tools! Available now at hardware stores, everywhere! (A hand comes in during the announcer's message and quickly removes the syringe. The shot of the sledge hammer is the last thing we see before the scene fades to black.) *END COMMERCIAL*
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Post by Gasoline: Gen. Tech Member on Sept 19, 2006 16:56:04 GMT -5
*We come back from commercial for the next match*
Ring Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. In the ring, from Memphis, Tennessee, weighing in at 271 lbs., THE HONKY TONK MAN!
*Honky Tonk Man receives a few boos from fans. "Gas Power" hits next*
RA: And his opponent, from Buffalo, New York, weighing in at 323 lbs., "BIG DADDY" GASOLINE!
*Gasoline walks out to yet another mixed reaction. He steps into the ring and is immediately attacked by HTM*
The bell rings to start the match. HTM takes Gas to the corner and pummels him with lefts and rights. But Gas quickly turns the tables and rams HTM into the corner numerous times. He whips HTM to the opposite corner and hits him with a splash. HTM then stumbles into a sidewalk slam. HTM gets up and runs at Gas, who takes him down with a big boot. Gas picks him up high for a gorilla press slam. After that, he decides to finish HTM off with a Gas Bomb. He goes for the cover.
1... 2...
3! *Bell rings*
RA: Here is your winner, "BIG DADDY" GASOLINE!
*The ref tries to raise Gas's arm in victory, but Gas snatches it away and glares at the ref. Then he just rolls out of the ring and heads backstage*
*Cut to the next segment*
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Post by Mystery on Sept 19, 2006 19:26:36 GMT -5
Announcer: This next contest is scheduled for one fall. making her way to the ring is the Fabulous Moolah. And her opponent...
*Mystery slides into the ring with a baseball bat. She smashes it into Moolah's face, knocking her out. Referees & security rush the ring to try & stop her, but she swings the back some more in anger. Mystery suddenly drops the bat & slides out of the ring. Mystery cowers down in a corner, where she starts to cry.*
Where are you mommy? Where have you been?
Are you hiding from me? Do you fear me mommy?
You tried to hurt me. You tried to put me out mommy.
Tell me, momma, Tell me, momma, Tell me, momma, what is it? What's wrong with you this time?
Ohh, we bone the editor, can't get read But his painted sled, instead it's a bed Yes, I see you on your window ledge But I can't tell just how far away you are from the edge And, anyway, you're just gonna make people jump and roar Whatcha wanna go and do that for? For I know that you know that I know that you know Something is tearing up your mind.
Ah, tell me, momma, Tell me, momma, Tell me, momma, what is it? What's wrong with you this time?
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Post by vivian on Sept 20, 2006 0:46:59 GMT -5
Bobby Heenan is standing in the ring as his tag team, the Islanders, are seen making their way to the ring. He looks a bit frustrated since Rude already lost earlier, as Haku and Tama enter the ring.
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Approaching the ring, at a combined weight of 580 pounds... accompanied to the ring by Bobby " The Brain " Heenan, Haku and Tama... the Islanders!
The Islanders get a decent dose of heel heat from the crowd as they stomp around, looking quite menacing. Soon after, If You're Happy and You Know It Clap Your Hands starts up as here come the opponents, to quite a bit of heat. Again though, Dr. Vivian is not seen with them for some reason. The two don't seem to mind too much though as they skip down to the ring, quickly entering and running laps around both Islanders randomly. Heenan just stands there, scratching his head in confusion as he watches, the Islanders pretty unfazed. The Squad head out to the center of the ring, as Sal digs a Megaphone out of his pants... ew...
Sal: Hey Boys and Girls... are you ready to grin... up until we win?!
Crowd: HELL NO!!!
Hal extracts a Megaphone of his own, from the same area.
Hal: Well you got no choice kiddies!
The two shove the announcer, who suddenly remembers to do something.
Announcer: * sigh * Roll Call...
Sal; SMILEY SAL!!!
Sal Promenades around the ring with Heenan.
Hal: HAPPY HAL!!!
Hal hops up and down like he's on an invisible pogo stick or something, shaking the ring in the process.
Both: And we are.... THE SUNSHINE SQUAD!!!
The two leap up and high five, only to quickly start to look a bit solemn.
Sal: I'm just sad that we didn't get our title shot...
Hal pats his partner on the shoulder.
Hal: No problem Sal... we'll just challenge those two holy guys ourselves after we take out the Doof World Order at Skies the Limit!
Sal jumps for joy with this proclamation as Heenan suddenly walks over and smacks the Megaphone out of both theirs hands, grabbing a microphone.
Heenan: Geez... I didn't come here to hear you two psychos prattle on about your pointless lives! I came out here to see my friends here stomp the tar out of you... like this!
On cue, Haku and Tama go on the attack, striking at Hal and Sal with a series of fists, sending them backed up against the ropes. The Squad however quickly takes control back, blasting the Islanders back to the center of the ring, going for and nailing them with a double wind up punch, cleaning their clocks and taking them both down to the mat! Heenan quickly runs out of the ring like a little girl as Sal and Hal stomps Haku right out of the ring, as Tama slowly rises up. Sal exits as Hal goes to work, grabbing Tama for an arm wrench, keeping the locked on as he walks over, tagging in Sal rather quickly. Sal enters, delivering a series of elbows to the same arm, then taking hold of the arm himself, applying a standing armbar submission. Tama groans, going down to both knees as Hal tags himself back in, walking over and kicking right at the same arm, doing more damage. The crowd boos, Tama soon starting to fight back though, nailing some clubbing blows with his free arm to the side of Sal's head, breaking the submission. He then focuses on Hal catching him by the foot, and pulling him by it right into a clothesline! He then proceeds to stomp across the base of it a few times, then tugging Hal away from his corner to the center of the ring, where he yanks up on the same leg, then yanking back down hard. Hal groans a bit as Tama walks over, tagging in Haku.
Tama then lifts up Hal in a Full Nelson as Haku nails a series of headbutts right to the skull. Eventually Tama lets go as Haku takes over, barraging his opponent with even more headbutts, eventually backing him into the corner. He proceeds to nail him with a series of standing clotheslines right to the throat, eventually Hal dropping down to the bottom of the ring corner. Haku growls, then proceeding to use his foot to choke Hal in the corner. The crowd half boos, half cheers for this. Eventually Haku breaks the move as the referee forces him to. He pulls Hal up by the arm, whipping him into the ropes, catching as he comes back with a Back Body Drop, sending him rather high. He goes back to tag in Tama, who quickly enters the ring just as Hal starts to rise. He rolls Hal over, attempting a knee smash, only for Hal to quickly power out with his own foot, sending Tama into the ropes as he gets up. As soon as he comes back around, Hal catches him, nailing him with an inverted Atomic Drop, then whipping the Dazed Tama into his own ring corner.
He tags back out, as Sal enters. He lifts Tama up for a Scoop Slam as Hal bends down, Tama's back being driven right into his knee. He groans a bit, as Sal walks over, lifting Tama up and applying a Gutwrench from behind, Hal quickly running off the ropes on the other side and hitting their opponent with a high knee right in the face. Sal breaks the hold, lifting Tama up and bringing him down with a backbreaker. The Islander groans, clutching further at his back as Sal tags out once again. He lifts Tama onto his shoulders as Hal ascends the top, leaping off and connecting with the Delightful Device! The crowd boos, Sal quickly exiting as Hal takes advantage, rather quickly getting back up and driving a series of knees right into the back of his opponent. Tama groans with each one as Hal lets up once again, waiting for Tama to get up and grabbing him for a Belly to Belly, but Tama counters of it with a swift headbutt to the skull! Hal lets go, stumbling back a bit now, clutching his face as Tama groans, quickly running over and tagging in Haku!
Haku charges into the ring, charging and taking Sal off the apron with a running headbutt! He turns his attention to Hal charging and grabbing him by the waist, nailing another standing one. Hal groans as Haku whips him off the ropes now, leaping at him... you guessed it, a headbutt. Hal counters though, smashing him right in the face with a boot as he dives, Haku landing hard on the ground, clutching his skull. Hal walks over, grabbing and lifting Haku up for a Fall Away Slam, Sal now back in the ring, having recovered. Hal then tosses Haku right at Sal who catches him, lifting him up and slamming him down with a Powerslam to the mat! The crowd boos as Tama tries to interfere... only to run right into a Hello and Goodbye by the squad. He groans as Heenan slams the ring apron in frustration. Hal then hoists up Haku as Sal does the same to Tama, the two grabbing them from behind and ramming them right into each other, dazing them further, as they quickly apply and lock on the Group Hug! The Islanders gasp in pain as they try to hold on... but just like everyone else, it's too much and they soon submit, then getting tossed aside to the ground.
Announcer: Here are your winners... the Sunshine Squad!!!
Heenan quickly enters the ring now... poking and prodding Sal and Hal angrily on the chest. The two look at each other, kneeing him right in the gut and locking on a SECOND Group Hug, slinging and Flinging Heenan around with ease! Heenan taps only seconds later, but the Squad doesn't care, continuing to apply the hold until he's passed out completely, dropping him right atop of his Islanders as they quickly exit the ring, to quite a bit of heat.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Sept 20, 2006 14:17:28 GMT -5
Great Hugo enters the arena, feeling no worse for wear after his attempted attack on Chance Confidence.
Howard Finkel: The following contest is scheduled for ONE fall! Making his way to the ring, now residing in Japan, weighing in at 287 pounds, Great Hugo!
Gorilla Monsoon: Here comes Great Hugo, and he's not looking so good after what happened earlier tonight! To refresh your memory, Chance Confidence attacked Spyke Johanson after his match this evening. Great Hugo came after Chance, but he ended up on the receiving end of an attack by Spyke Johanson.
Jesse "The Body" Ventura: These three men can't stand each other, Gorilla! It's going to be a heck of a fight at Skies The Limit!
The enormous One Man Gang enters the arena.
Howard Finkel: And from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 457 pounds, the One Man Gang!
Monsoon: And Great Hugo has one tough customer to deal with tonight, as he faces the massive One Man Gang!
Jesse: You can say that again, Gorilla! Hugo was taken out earlier tonight by Spyke, and now he has to fight through those injuries against a man who weighs over 450 pounds!
Monsoon: It does not look good for Great Hugo tonight.
The two meet in the center of the ring as the bell rings. OMG towers over Hugo. OMG shoves Hugo away, but Hugo charges back with a shoulderblock. OMG doesn't budge. Hugo tries a clothesline, but OMG barely moves.
Jesse: That's not going to work at all. One Man Gang is just too big, and he'll just absorb all those blows like a sponge.
Hugo attempts a front waistlock, but OMG grabs Hugo's arms and forces him to the ground. He stomps Hugo and lands a big elbow drop. He goes for the cover.
1...2...kickout.
Monsoon: Going for an early cover there, but nothing doing.
OMG picks up Hugo and whips him to the ropes, then drops him with a clothesline. He then comes off the ropes with another big elbow, but Hugo rolls out of the way. OMG rolls around on the mat holding his elbow. Hugo sees his opening and starts kicking at OMG's arm. He drags OMG to the rope, hangs OMG's arm on the second rope, then springs off and drops onto it. He goes for a cover.
1...2...kickout.
Monsoon: Hugo not quite getting the three-count there, but he's using good strategy. If you keep working the arm, it's tougher to get your shoulder up before three.
Hugo puts an armlock on OMG. OMG grimaces in pain and tries to reach for the rope, which he does with his foot. Hugo breaks the hold. OMG struggles to his feet and tries to work the kinks out of his arm. Hugo charges him with a shoulderblock to the gut, sending OMG to the ropes. Hugo goes to the outside and slingshots OMG's arm across the top rope, causing him more pain. OMG stumbles into the corner. Hugo charges at him, but OMG dodges, sending Hugo shoulder-first into the ringpost. He turns around and is met with a huge running splash into the corner. Hugo staggers and drops to the mat.
Monsoon: One Man Gang has him in position for the 747 Splash!
Jesse: It's all over now Gorilla! Chalk this one up to One Man Gang!
OMG goes off the ropes and leaps up for the 747, but Hugo rolls out of the way. OMG crashes to the mat.
Monsoon: Oh, he missed! Hugo is on his feet!
OMG staggers to his feet. He runs at Hugo, but Hugo dodges. OMG comes back for another clothesline, and Hugo dodges that one. OMG comes back, and Hugo manages to lift the 457-pound monster up for a huge spinebuster!
Monsoon: And a huge spinebuster! One Man Gang is down! That one literally shook the ring!
OMG is practically motionless. Hugo points to the turnbuckle.
Monsoon: What's he doing here?
Jesse: We've never seen Hugo go to the top rope! This is a mistake! He's losing the match right here!
Hugo climbs to the top and flies off with a huge flying splash!
Monsoon: Big splash and a beauty! The cover...
1...2...3!
Monsoon: And it's over!
Howard Finkel: Here your winner, Great Hugo!
Monsoon: And Great Hugo comes out of that match a winner!
Jesse: I'm gonna call that an upset, Gorilla. One Man Gang is nearly twice the weight of Great Hugo, not to mention that Hugo is a relative rookie here in EWT.
Monsoon: But he still manages to pull out the victory, despite the odds. To the Event Center, where Lord Alfred Hayes is standing by!
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Post by teamireland on Sept 20, 2006 18:08:34 GMT -5
Toni "The Garc" Garcya: The following tag-team contest is scheduled for one fall. *"Amhrán na bhFiann" plays over the EWT sound system as Team Ireland make their way to the ring. Coach O'Hare, as always, is waving a Hurley with an Irish Tricolour attached to it. The team pause about halfway down the ramp and raise their arms in the air as their green, white & gold pyro goes off behind them.* Garcya: Introducing first, making their way to the ring being accompanied by Coach O'Hare, at a combined weight of 396lbs, proudly representing their home country of Ireland, Sean McCann & Aidan Donnelly...TEAM IRELAND!
*As "Rule Brittania" begins to play, the crowd start cheering for the arrival of the British Bulldogs.* Garcya: And their opponents, from England, at a combined weight of 469lbs, Davey Boy Smith & The Dynamite Kid...THE BRITISH BULLDOGS!
DING-DING! *The match is underway. Donnelly & Dynamite start off. They lock-up, Donnelly manages to get Dynamite in a hammerlock. Dynamite reverses & arm wringers Donnelly, slamming him to the mat. Donnelly, still holding Dynamite's arm, nips up & twists Dynamite's arm around into a hammerlock again. Dynamite reverses & whips Donnelly off the ropes. On his return, Dynamite catches Aidan & hits him with a powerful looking snap suplex. Aidan rubs his lower-back in pain. Sean McCann is going berserk on the apron. Dynamite grabs Aidan up by the hair & prepares to suplex him again. Aidan reverses this into a suplex of his own, swiftly followed by another, then an attempt at a brainbuster. Dynamite manages to escape before the brainbuster can be executed & bounds of the ropes hitting Donnelly with a hard clothesline. He then makes a tag to Davey Boy.*
*Donnelly is still recovering from the clothesline by Dynamite when Davey Boy lifts him up overhead & press slams him. Donnelly is in serious trouble & quickly crawls across the ring to tag in McCann. McCann nervously steps into the ring giving Donnelly an "I can't believe you did that" look. McCann prepares to tangle with Davey Boy & takes up a boxing stance. Smith lunges at McCann. McCann quickly ducks out of the way & nails a front dropkick to the back of Davey Boy. Smith is down & McCann takes the opportunity to deliver a mushroom stomp to Smith's back. Now Smith is the one experiencing back pain, but McCann is determined to keep Dynamite Kid out of the match. So much so that he baseball slides into Smith's face as he attempts to crawl across the ring. Grabbing hold of Smith's legs, McCann drags him back to the Team Ireland corner & tags in Donnelly. Donnelly positions himself behind Smith as McCann makes his way to the top rope. McCann hits Smith with a missile dropkick, just as Donnelly delivers a German suplex.*
1...
2...
KICKOUT!
*Donnelly gets frustrated with the referee. Telling him to count faster, holding his shin across the throat of Davey Boy as he does so. The referee notices & tells Donnelly to get off Smith. Smith begins clasping at his throat once Donnelly has released him. Donnelly smirks a little & taunts Dynamite. Dynamite Kid attempts to enter the ring but is cut off by the ref. While ther ref's back is turned Sean McCann scales the turnbuckles from the outside & delivers a double-foot stomp to the chest of Davey Boy. Before the ref can turn around Donnelly claps his hands together & McCann makes a cover.*
1...
2...
KICKOUT!
*McCann, Donnelly & Coach O'Hare are all furious! They begin protesting with the referee. O'Hare jumps up on the apron, tossing his hurley into the ring as he does so; the referee goes over to argue with O'Hare. McCann lifts Smith to his feet & Donnelly enters the ring picking up the hurley. Dynamite attacks Donnelly with a vicious suplex before he can swing the hurley at Smith. McCann attempts to attack Dynamite himself & is also met with a suplex. Dynamite drags Davey Boy over to his own corner, urging him to make a tag. The referee turns around in time to see Smith tagging in Dynamite who quickly goes to work on Team Ireland, hitting them with powerful clotheslines. With McCann down, Dynamite heads to the top rope, looking to hit his signature diving headbutt. O'Hare gets on the apron again & shakes the ropes, causing Dynamite to crotch himself pretty badly.*
*With Dynamite in pain, Sean McCann runs to the top & hits a Frankensteiner. He quickly rolls to his own corner & makes a tag to Donnelly. Dynamite manages to get to his feet, but is met with a kick to the gut from Donnelly. Donnelly makes the circular motion with both hands over his head & hits Dynamite withe the Irish Destroyer. Davey Boy rushes over as Donnelly makes a cover, but Sean McCann catches Smith with a springboard Buff Blockbuster.*
1...
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3!
*"Amhrán na bhFiann" begins playing again, but before Team ireland can even be announced as winners Coach O'Hare has a mic in his hand.* O'Hare: Now how was that for a good warm-up match, eh? Now as far as Toom E's announcement goes. We're more than willing to have a go for the number one contendership. It won't be long before The Nyrds & then the Prophecy Reborn come to relaize... YOU WILL NEVER BEAT THE IRISH! *"Amhrán na bhFiann" starts to play yet again as Team Ireland make their exit & we cut to the next segment.*
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Post by dorf on Sept 20, 2006 20:46:39 GMT -5
*The camera goes to the back where Dorf and Heiden-Dorf, The Dorf world Order (DwO) stand back with an interview from Doctor Hendrix* Dox Hendrix: DORF WORLD ORDER! Nice to see ya guys again...how ya be tonight? Dorf: TONIGHT?! We feel good. My cousin can Cheese Sandwichify that...Heiden-Dorf? Heiden-Dorf: OH MY COUSIN....CHEESE SANDWICHIFY! Dorf: Ah, classic stuff. Anyways, let's get down to business. Come The Skies The Limit, we will regain our popularity by taking on The Sunshine Squad. Who the f***'s Sunshine Squad... These people? *points to screen and laughs* Dorf: *laughs* haha, c'mon Heiden-Dorf...its okay. They're uglys. Heiden-Dorf: Okay...hahhahahahahha...CHEESE SANDWICH. Dorf: Since we face a tag-team of that 'caliber' *sigh* it will be an easy win for the Dorf World Order at Skies The Limit. Our win will make us look stronger, sexier, and unstoppable. Because *Heiden-Dorf points at Dorf* I'M THE DORF-STOPPER, THE HIGH-LINER, THE LAME-EVENT! AND *points to Heiden-Dorf* HE'S THE CHEESE SANDWICH MACHINE, HEI-DEN-DORF! Tonight we face Demolition and we will prove throughout the world why we should be facing Prophecy Reborn or whoever will be tag-team champs by the time its OUR turn. OUR first step begins tonight...last week was just a fluke as we had a hard time with little mosquito's that are called Nyrds. Heiden-Dorf: OH MY COUSIN....CHEESE SANDWICHIFY! Dorf: SUNSHINE SQUAD! AT THE SKIES THE LIMIT! YOU WILL GET...YOUR JUST *let's crowd say this* DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!*gives mic back to Hendrix* Hendrix: There ya go folks, words from the Dorf's mouth. *Camera fades as if its falling into a grand canyon of commericals.*
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Maelstrom
AC Slater
The Tide Will Turn!
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Post by Maelstrom on Sept 21, 2006 7:56:58 GMT -5
*We go ringside now to find ourselves alongside the Legendary WWE Hall of Famer Jimmy 'Mouth of the South' Hart. He is standing in the middle of the ring; a big iron box with a door stands tall on his left-hand side. Sporting his trademark colourful jacket and megaphone Jimmy is clearly excited about something.*
JIMMY HART: Ladies and Gentlemen it is my pleasure to introduce the worlds greatest wrestler right here on EWT, baby. For his first time debut he will be a far more of a man than anyone you have seen before baby … oh yes! He is a former multiple time tag team champion and a really nasty guy. He is...
*Before Jimmy can bring the words out of his mouth. The speakers suddenly begin to play ‘Apocalypse Please’ and smoke fills the gantry. It rises up as the music reaches a crescendo and there is Maelstrom! He walks to the ring with purpose. The man who is the number one contender for the EWT Heavyweight Title, Maelstrom is back on EWT! ... Jimmy stutters over his words as Maelstrom approaches and enters the ring. He grabs the megaphone and crushes the end of it in his hands. Jimmy takes one glance at his predicament and then legs it down to the announce table. Maelstrom turns to the box and opens it. He pulls out the debut wrestler who is in fact Jerry Sags of the Nasty Boys! … Maelstrom hurls him by the back of his neck over the top-rope and onto the hard floor!*
*The crowd is shocked by Maelstroms sudden arrival and cheer loudly for his return*
*Maelstrom turns to the camera his wet hair dangles over his shoulders. He looks to be in great shape but his face is serious and grim. Maelstrom takes up a microphone and speaks slowly.*
MAELSTROM: A monster? … Is that how you see me Spaz? … Just another big, dumb, slow monster to overcome? Like Virus or Gasoline? No Spaz this will be different … This is your doom.
*A loud “Spaz” chant comes from the fans.*
MAELSTROM: The waters circle, the rivers rise and yet you still try to hold the flood back! Nothing withstands the torrent forever Spaz, and that time is approaching. That tingling in your toes is not a small shoal of fish nibbling at dead skin. No Spaz that is doubt, doubt that you can get the job done one more time. Doubt that you can hold onto that title for one more week or month … until the next man … or boy … steps in the squared circle.
*The chants get louder for the EWT Heavyweight Champion. Maelstrom listens but does not let them have a reaction.*
MAELSTROM: Doubt Spaz is what you had before Gasoline interrupted our intended destiny. A destiny that would have seen you fall to the better man, a man you spurned for a bunch of no-hopers like Generation Tech! For a month you could breathe easy, the gas-powered machine you saw coming. You knew how he worked, how he wrestled, what he would do and you defeated him at Crap-a-mania III! However now the walking train is gone, that doubt has returned Spaz, like a breaking dam it’s overflowing your brain.
*Maelstrom pauses to let it sink into the crowd, who are just getting louder and more angry with him and his words.*
MAELSTROM: You wonder “Can I do it?” ... Can you put the Maelstrom down twice? ... Will ladders be enough to do it? ... Can you keep the Maelstrom back long enough to reach the EWT Heavyweight Title title 20 feet in the air? ... Can you do it, Spaz? …
*The crowd chants for "Spaz" again. Maelstrom pauses once more, he paces the ring making sure to try and listen to every single fan in the arena who chant for Spaz, he then stops. He looks up and grimly, methodically answers.*
MAELSTROM: Because I Can!
*The crowd has been sucked in by Maelstroms promo and a loud “Arsehole!” Chant has begun.*
MAELSTROM: Spaz you see a monster before you, a leviathan, a kraken of our time. But that just shows me your fear and doubt … when all I see is a smaller fish!
*Maelstrom bellows a deep laugh. Which the fans don't take kindly to.*
MAELSTROM: ... At Skies the Limit I am coming to hurt you, I am coming to make you bleed, and I am coming to take the EWT Heavyweight Title and there is nothing you can do about it!
*The crowds booing is at an all-time high with hate.*
MAELSTROM: Spaz, you like this fickle audience are just dangling on the end of a line, like a juicy worm … waiting for ... The Tide to Turn!
*The crowd chants “We won’t Turn! We won’t Turn!” over and over as Maelstrom leaves the ring. Purpose and a stony determination say it all for what will be a brutal encounter at Skies the Limit!*
(cut to commercial break.)
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Unicron
Aunt Blabby Tells All.
bea wants all you sweathogs to take a look at what a REAL man is supposed to look like
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Post by ape on Sept 21, 2006 9:15:22 GMT -5
*come back from commercial and butch reed and rosebud are just beginning their match with ape on the outside. butch reed just stands there, sizing rosebud up. he then begins to flex towards a puzzled rosebud. during the flexing, reed begins to trash talk rosebud. rosebud looks as if his feelings are hurt, he puts his head down in shame.
an angry ape grabs the bottom ropes and pulls himself into the ring. he then uses his arms to pull his inanimate lower half across the ring. he grabs ahold of butch reed's leg and begins to gnaw away. rosebud snaps out of his saddened state and nails reed with a big stan hansen-style lariat.
ape crawls to the center of the ring and pulls a snowglobe from his pocket. he then lays there in the center, placing the snowglobe on his chest. he screams instructions to rosebud while pointing at the snowglobe. rosebud hurls butch reed off the ropes with an irish whip and hits the black hole slam on top of both the snowglobe and ape. ape screeches in agony and pulls himself over to the corner as rosebud covers butch reed for the three count.
after the match, rosebud places ape on his back, piggy back style, and the two head to the back.*
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Post by chanceconfidence on Sept 21, 2006 13:13:01 GMT -5
Sweetest Perfection starts up as Chance heads down to the ring, looking cocky and arrogant as ever, with a self satisfied smirk on his face.
Chance: THE FOLLOWING... Ah screw it, I don't feel like this week.
Announcer: Okay then... the following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from England, weighing in at 233 pounds, Chance Confidence!
Chance flips into the ring, does all his usual crap. He hops down and paces around the ring, awaiting his opponent. He doesn't have to wait long as Patera heads out to the ring, in face mode tonight as he plays to the crowd a bit, getting him a solid pop.
Announcer: And introducing the opponent, from Portland Oregon, weighing in at 275 pounds, Ken Patera!
Ken struts down to the ring, only to get cut off by a Swinging Dropkick by Chance, who uses the ropes. He groans, stumbling back a bit and clutching his face as Confidence smirks, climbing out onto the ring apron, and leaping off, hitting him right in the face with a Flying Wheel Kick, taking Patera down completely! He groans as Confidence smiles slyly, lifting Patera up and rolling him back into the ring, following him back inside. He then stomps right across Patera's face a few times, Ken groaning and now clutching at it! He starts to rise to his feet as Confidence looms over him, leaping up and nailing him right in the skull with a Calf Kick, Patera now against the ropes. Chance quickly springs back up, whipping Patera, catching him as he comes back around with a jumping Hurracanrana, sending him sailing across the mat! As he gets back up, Chance charges back at him with a shoulder tackle, driving him into the turnbuckle as he backs up, charging and nailing the unique, one of a kind most likely, Flipping Stinger Splash! Patera groans stumbling right out of the ring corner as Confidence yawns as he nails Patera right in the face with a Landing Dropsault, dropping him onto his back as he runs over, leaping up and off for a Confidence Booster, connecting and going for the pin. 1....2....
3!
Chance makes quick work of Patera, not sticking around to rub it in everyone's face as he rolls out of the ring rather quickly.
Announcer: Here is your winner...
Chance: CHANCE... CONFIDENCE!!! He will also be your winner... AND New Toolshed Champion at Skies the limit. I suggest you all go ahead and get used to the idea.
The crowd boos as Confidence slinks back up the rampway to some heat, Patera rising up and hitting the mat in frustration... just realizing he lost very easily.
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Post by thesunshinesquad on Sept 21, 2006 13:33:44 GMT -5
Rockin Robin's theme starts up as the crowd gives a nice nostalgic pop to her.
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Charlotte North Carolina, weighing in at 135 pounds... Rockin Robin!!!
The crowd watches, expecting for Robin to come out... but she doesn't. The cheering soon starts to turn to his booing as the fans chant, " We want a match " angrily. Suddenly though, the Toomitron lights up as the screen shows Dr. Vivian Anemone, smiling wide, in what appears to be a dark dank basement.
Vivian: Why hello there boys and girls, it's me... your friend Dr. Vivian Anemone!
The crowd boos.
Vivian: You'll notice this week I wasn't out with my swell Sunshine Squad this week, well I was busy throwing Mystery a bit of a... going away party actually!
The camera zooms out, showing a dusty dank table, with tons of chairs surrounding it. Tied to each one are a bunch of those smiley faced, Helium Balloons, except each one has a picture of Mystery's face taped over the front of it. Vivian smiles, walking over to the front of the table, where a woman is seen bound and tied up, wearing a replica of Mystery's mask. Vivian smiles, pulling it off and revealing it to be... why it's Rockin Robin! She struggles, screaming out in fear as Vivian wags her finger.
Vivian: Now now... don't be such a baby Mrs Robin. I'm just trying to be your friend... and you're not making it very easy for me. "
She walks over, grabbing a wrapped present leaning against the wall, looking back at the screen.
Vivian: Ooh... Mystery, I got you a little present for our match too! I think you'll absolutely adore it...
She quickly tears the wrapping paper, revealing a steel chair, painted bright yellow with a big smiley face across the front of it. She smiles, walking over and CLOCKING Robin right across the face with it! Robin falls over, tied up in her chair and pretty much helpless as Vivian smiles rather... sadistically, swinging the chair wildly and bashing Robin's skull in repeatedly with it, then going completely nuts, running around the room, smashing it into the table, the wooden chairs, the decorations, the wall, and finally into Robin once again.
The Captive Robin is now a Bloody Mess as Vivian smiles, taking the chair and folding it out, Robin's nearly lifeless body lying underneath it. Vivian smiles, placing a foot on her body as she counts the 1...2....3 herself using the table. She then takes a seat, with a rather angry look, but still smiling.
Vivian: Well Mystery... see ya soon. Enjoy singing those songs... because after I get done with ya, you'll be singing in a very different tune.
Vivian reaches over, grabbing one of the Mystery balloons and tossing it up and down in the air rather playfully, eventually catching it and crushing it in her grip... it's shreds raining down all over the bloody face of Robin... as we fade to commercial.
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Ratings
Dennis Stamp
Has a box of scraps
"YAY!"
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Post by Ratings on Sept 21, 2006 14:00:45 GMT -5
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FADE IN
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A montage of California at dusk is shown along with shots of the state's various landmarks. Standing at the walk of fame is the Elite powerhouse, Erik Majors, dressed in expensive street clothes; his arms folded over his chest. He awknowledges the camera with a snicker and a nod.
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Erik: "S'up. Erik Majors coming to you from Hollywood. The stars are out tonight--celestial and celebrity--and I'll see to it that the latter gets their John Hancock on this petition."
He holds up the petition.
Erik: "Now, lets go do this."
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A montage of Erik getting the petition signed by various people is shown as well as hitting it up with beautiful women. Later on he is seen intimidating some young man into signing the petition. After the man does so, Erik pushes him aside and tells him to get off. He turns to camera as he walks by.
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Erik: "How's that for people skills."
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The montage resumes until the camera shows a shot of Erik standing on a balcony; the infamous HOLLYWOOD sign in the distant background.
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Erik: "All in all, it was a good night. Had some drinks, got some fine ladies' digits AND got this petition almost filled up. Ratings, that title shot will be yours, playboy. Erik out."
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Nick Russ and Jerome "The Lord" East are shown seated at ringside.
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Jerome: "Well, looks like both Erik and Maxx are getting that petition signed."
Nick: "Yes, that petition that for Ratings to become number one contender for the EWT World title. I can't believe this. People earn title shots with what they do in the ring, not because of who they now!"
Jerome: "Hey, Ratings knows powerful people, and if the people have spoken, let it be down."
Nick: "Well, Ratings should pay more attention to this Sunday's pay-per-view: The Skies the Limit."
Jerome: "Yeah, though apparently the show is off-limits to us, eh Toom E.? We're not good enough to call Backlash!?"
Nick: (correcting his colleague) "The Skies the Limit."
Jerome: "We're not good enough call The Skies the Limit!? We're not good storytellers for you, Toom E.? Well here's story for ya!? There was once a man from Nantucket..."
Nick: "OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH! My apologies Mr. Dangerously, on behalf of myself and my broadcast partner, we respect your decision and maybe you'll let us host next month's show... please. Seriously, my wife's b****ing about how I'm not bringing home the bacon anymore."
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Before Nick's pleas could continue, "Keep On Liftin'" by DJ Nagureo begins to play and out comes Ratings in his wrestling/entrance gear with mic in hand. Toni "The Garc" Garcya is in the ring about to introduce the competitors for the next match.
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Garcya: "The following contest..."
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Ratings interrupts Garcya as he casually comes down towards the ring.
Ratings: "That's enough Garcya you pathetic hack. For I, the "Palm Springs Playboy" is about to address you and the rest of these hopeless minimum wagers."
(The crowd boos at the comment while Ratings enters the squared circle)
Ratings: "Now, I know very well that my opponent this evening was scheduled to be "The Bird Man" Koko B. Ware. Great set of pipes on that guy by the way; LOVED the song "Piledriver". Anyway, I was scheduled to face him tonight but... I... I just couldn't. I mean, he's a legend in this business. And we all know how much I respect this business."
Ratings winks to the camera.
Nick: "What kind of crap is this!? Ratings couldn't care less about anything other than himself!"
Ratings: "So, I paid Mr. Ware his standard fee and even got him a limo back to his newly upgraded, four star hotel suite. Now I could say that what I did was an act of kindness, but come on, idiots, that's just not me."
(Crowd boos again, though some scattered laughter can be heard)
Ratings: (cont.) "No, you see parasites--that's what we--the rich and famous--call you, by the way. Yes, it is. Fun facts, you learn something new everyday. "The Skies the Limit" is only mere days away and I need to prepare against my opponent, Joe Ragnal. Now, sure Koko would be a more than suitable warm up match for me before Sunday, but I needed to find someone like "Mike's blonde brother". I needed to find a individual who was just as tough as... "the guy with orange shirt with the white stripe". I needed an opponent who was on the same playing field as what people call him "Oh... THAT Ragnal". So I searched far and wide, I called my connections, I googled EVERY WRESTLER ALIVE TODAY to be person who is talented as young Joseph. And was I ever surprised when I realized that that man wasn't in Japan nor Europe nor Stanford nor Orlando nor... wherever those bland "honorable" wrestlers fight... probably a used car lot for all I know. No... for this entire time, my opponent was here in EWT all along. Without further adieu, my opponent who is like a carbon copy of Joseph Ragnal when it comes to wrestling... TONI "THE GARC" GARCYA!!!"
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Toni looks at Ratings, completely confused; as is the crowd. Before he can question Ratings, the "Palm Springs Playboy" rushes towards him and sends him crashing down with The Finale, knocking him out cold. Covering the announcer, Ratings demands the ref present in the ring to count the pin, which he tepidly does.
1... 2... 3! (bell rings)
Ratings stands on his feet and celebrates as if he has won the biggest match of his career. After a couple seconds of posing, a dissatisfied look appears on his face. He quickly retrieves a microphone and stands over Garcya's unconscious body.
Ratings: "Toni! Garc! What are you doing!? Stand up, do your damn job and announce me as the winner!"
He holds the mic close to Toni's lips, but nothing.
Ratings: "Fine. Take notes, Garky. This is how it's done! The winner match--as if there was ANY doubt--"The Palm Springs Playboy", "The 'It' Athlete", "The Greatest Wrestler of Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow"! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~TINGSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!"
(The crowd boos with incredible distaste)
Ratings: (speaking to the camera) "Hey Joseph! Let that be a foreshadowing to our match this Sunday. For you shall fall and the ratings... will... rise!!!"
Tossing the mic aside, Ratings exits the ring and heads to the back.
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