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Post by HMARK Center on Jul 26, 2006 1:58:17 GMT -5
Bobby Cruise: The following matchup is scheduled for one fall with a 45 minute time limit, and it is for the EWT Tag Team Championships!
<”Ich Will” hits, as Craig Kendo and Tony Chang make their way to the ring, signaling to crowd, who gives them a strong pop. A strong cheering section starts up for Tony as he gets onto the ropes, chanting “HE’S HARDCORE! HE’S HARDCORE!”; Tony enjoys it, while Craig looks on in approval. Once they’re in the ring, the lights go down, as “Never Let Me Down Again” segues into “Clint Eastwood”. Moxie and HMark, both donning dark clothes, stand at the entrance way while Auraelia follows them out; when the music picks up, they both throw their heads back, pumped, and drawing a pop from the crowd. The two teams stand in opposing corners, ready to begin the PR’s first title defense.>
BC: Introducing first, in the corner to my right, the challengers: from Newark, New Jersey, and Seoul, Korea, respectively, and weighing in at a total combined weight of 589 pounds, Craig Kendo, Tony “The Viper” Chang, they are THE CONNECTION!
<The two challengers play up to the crowd, with some serious cheers coming their way. Both men look determined.>
BC: Their opponents, in the corner to my left <crowd starts getting loud>: being accompanied to the ring by Auraelia <pop for the PR’s lady>, and weighing in at a total combined weight of 430 pounds, representing the Prophecy Reborn, they are the NEW EWT Tag Team Champions, HitmanMark, and Moxie!
<The champs climb the ropes, holding the belts up to the crowd, while Auraelia leads them in a cheer. Almost immediately, the dueling chants start up, with “PRO-PHE-CY!” dueling with “CON-NEC-TION!”>
<The two teams settle who’s going to start, the bell rings, and Tony Chang begins the match with HMark. HMark stretches while Chang bounces around a bit, rearing to go. The two circle one another before entering a lockup; HMark immediately wrenches the arm, and brings one of his elbows down on it for added pressure, bringing Chang to his knee. Chang tries to fight it off, but when he rocks back to gain momentum, HMark goes right along with him, keeping the pressure on. HMark eventually forces Tony to the mat, lying on his back, and begins to try to transition to a hammerlock. Tony begins moving, though, and nips up, twisting around a bit until he has his feet around HMark’s arm, and, from his position on the mat, he slaps his own legs, making a sound like he just snapped HMark’s arm. HMark releases the hold and howls in some pain, but manages to shake it off, declining a request from Moxie for a tag.>
<The two again lockup, and this time HMark pushes Chang to a corner. HMark lets loose with a couple knife edge chops and a European Uppercut, dazing Chang. Grabbing the opportunity, HMark rifles Chang over to the opposite corner, and charges after him. Chang, getting his senses back, scales the turnbuckle, flips backwards, lands behind HMark, and repeats the process, only this time using his feet to climb up HMark himself! HMark clutches his chest in shock and pain, allowing Chang to nail a spin kick to the gut. Chang runs back to the opposite corner, and looks like he’s going to charge, but HMark opts to roll out, Ricky Morton-style, and tag in Moxie.>
Dave Prazak: <commentary> It would seem that HMark may have underestimated the Viper there, wouldn’t you say?
Lenny Leonard: A little bit of overconfidence, perhaps, from the new champs, but you can bet that Moxie won’t make the same mistake.
<Sure enough, Moxie takes a careful approach to Chang. The two men don’t immediately go after one another, but both take a kind of stance like they’re ready for a kickboxing match or something. Moxie strikes first, delivering a quick kick, but Chang defends with his thigh. Tony strikes next, but Mox dodges. Mox now fires a roundhouse kick, but Tony ducks that, and nails a quick kick to Mox’s abdomen! Mox immediately fires back, and the two are now VICIOUSLY kicking one another, trading blows to the side!>
<Tony tries to break it up with a blow to the face, but Mox ducks to the side, then to the other side as Tony throws a shot with his other fist; Moxie rears back for a snap-lariat, but Tony ducks and tumbles through, coming back up behind Moxie, and grabbing him for a German suplex; Mox blocks him, snapmares him, and goes for a kick to the spine, but Tony spins around and catches Moxie’s foot, attempting a Dragon Screw, but Moxie cartwheels out of harm’s way, only to have Tony charging at him! Moxie moves out, Tony hits the turnbuckle chest-first, and Moxie goes for a small package!>
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<KICKOUT BY CHANG! The two men pop up, and HMark and Kendo lead a raucous applause from the crowd! Chang smiles, and extends a hand, impressed. Mox simply goes to give it a somewhat-friendly “high five” kind of slap, not really trusting a handshake…but Tony STILL manages to snap out and slap Moxie in the face, before rolling back and tagging in Craig Kendo!>
<The crowd “oohs” a bit as the big man enters, ready for his shot at gold. Moxie sizes him up…but moves back and tags in HMark. HMark gives him a bewildered “What the hell do you want ME to do about him?!” look, but still gets in anyway.>
DP: HMark’s no stranger to fights with men much bigger than him, Lenny.
LL: Very true; look hard enough, and you’ll find footage of him standing toe-to-toe with men from all over, from tag matches against Kensuke Sasaki in Japan, to singles competition against guys like Flex Magnificent in EWT.
<HMark immediately calls on that experience by attempting to take out Kendo’s legs, but Craig is deceptively quick on his feet. Each time HMark misses in his attempt, he immediately retreats back a few steps, not wanting to get caught by the big man. Eventually, Kendo gets a bit weary of this game, and goes after HMark in the corner; HMark ducks out, and begins throwing strikes at Kendo, chops and kicks mostly, before attempting an enziguri in the corner, which Kendo ducks. HMark quickly retreats to the opposite corner, prompting Craig to follow him, but HMark leaps over the top rope to the apron at the last second, THIS time leaping up and catching Kendo with an enziguri as he reaches the turnbuckle! Kendo falls against the turnbuckle, clutching his head with one hand, which allows HMark to leap to the top rope, grab his free hand, and fall back, locking in an armbar while upside down and hanging outside of the ring! The crowd cheers as Craig flails, trying to get HMark off, but only eventually succeeding in dropping the co-champ on the apron.>
<Kendo staggers, and HMark looks like he wants to hit a springboard maneuver; he leaps, but Kendo catches him! His strength just overpowering, Kendo adjusts HMark into position, and tosses him with an Exploder suplex variation, sending HMark clear across the ring! Kendo follows it up by running at HMark, who’s in the corner, and nailing a knee to the gut, taking all the wind out of him! He tags in Chang, who leaps over the top rope, sweeps HMark’s legs out from under him, forcing him into a sitting position. Chang climbs the turnbuckles, performs a handstand, and comes down with a vicious double boot to the gut! HMark is doubled over in pain, as Auraelia looks concerned on the outside, rallying the crowd to the champs’ cause.>
<Quick tags follow by the challengers, as they attempt to isolate HMark. After a couple of minutes, Kendo whips HMark to the ropes, and ducks down for a back body drop…but HMark sails back with a shotgun dropkick to the knee! Craig falls to the ground, clutching his knee…allowing HMark to get behind him, wrap his legs so that his feet are crossed behind the big man’s head, and pull on Kendo’s arms…the Crucifixion! HMark rears back on it, eliciting a scream from Kendo, as his stablemates pound the mat to cheer him on…only to have Chang enter the ring, raise his foot, and nail a SICKENING single-foot stomp on HMark’s chest! Mox immediately leaps into the ring to retaliate, but the ref will have none of that. While the ref pushes Mox back, Craig takes the opportunity to send HMark into the ropes, and pull off a nasty overhead belly-to-belly on him, causing HMark to land upside down in the corner. Craig ties HMark’s feet up, trapping him…allowing Tony to get directly across the ring…springboard…>
<SPRINGBOARD VAN DAMINATOR FROM ACROSS THE RING!!! The crowd is going nuts as HMark collapses in a heap! The ref turns, and Chang goes for a pin!>
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Prazak: <almost shrieking> HMARK WITH HIS FOOT ON THE ROPES!
Leonard: I don’t believe it!
<Neither can Tony. Shocked, he takes a few seconds before he picks HMark up, throwing punches at him. He throws a kick at HMark, hoping to stun him, and charges off the ropes…HMark counters with a Blue Thunder Driver!!! HMark quickly tags the fresh Moxie, who immediately charges Kendo on the ring apron, nailing a NASTY precision dropkick to the face, knocking him to the floor! Mox then rushes over at Chang, hits the ropes, and plants a Quebrada/Lionsault! A pin!>
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<NO! Chang fights out! Moxie picks him up, quickly setting him up for the Oracle, but Chang fights out with a knee to the head! He tags out to Kendo, who’s back on the apron, who rushes Moxie with a SICK lariat! Moxie falls, Kendo with the pin!>
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<HMark breaks it up with a kick to the face! The ref scolds HMark, but, instead of arguing, HMark drags Moxie over to their corner, tagging himself back in! He immediately rushes over to Kendo’s prone body, grabs both of his arms, and locks in Cattle Mutilation! The crowd pops, with one half chanting “TAP! TAP! TAP!”, the other “PLEASE DON’T TAP!”. HMark holds it relentlessly, but Craig is fighting hard; the big man uses his size to his advantage, and after a half minute of battling, gets a boot on the ropes! The ref makes the five count, HMark breaks, and Kendo starts getting back to his feet…HMark goes for it again! This time he’s got to manage to force Kendo to the mat to lock it in right! Kendo, weakened, struggles, while HMark does his damndest to force the hold. Chang goes for a springboard to break the hold…but he doesn’t see Moxie, who’s recovered! Moxie pulls at Chang’s leg, sending him crashing jaw-first into the ring apron! Mox tries to take Chang out on the outside, while HMark attempts to lock in the Mutilation inside the ring.>
<Kendo, who’s still strong, but fading, hangs on for dear life. HMark, getting desperate, leaps up, pushes his feet off the turnbuckles, and uses his momentum to push Kendo down onto his stomach, allowing HMark to fully extend and lock in the move in the middle of the ring! Outside the ring, Moxie goes to send Tony into the guardrail…but Tony counters with a knee to the gut! Chang leaps, stands on the metal guardrail, and jumps off, snapping off a hurricanrana on Moxie! Inside the ring, Kendo is fading, as HMark attempts to apply more pressure. The ref checks his arm!>
Checks…
Falls Once…
Checks…
Falls Twice…
Checks…
Prazak: TONY CHANG WITH A SPRINGBOARD DOUBLESTOMP ONTO HMARK’S CHEST!!!
Leonard: HOLY JESUS, PRAZAK! I think he just killed him!!! You can tell that was the PR’s plan, isolate one man and have HMark go for the Cattle Mutilation, but Tony Chang just pulled off a miracle!
<”HOLY @#$%!” chants fill the arena, as HMark, gasping for air, rolls to the outside, near Moxie. Auraelia rushes over, checking on both men; Mox is dazed from the hurricanrana to the concrete, while HMark holds his chest. The two ease their way to their feet…and both manage to push Auraelia out of the way in the nick of time, as Chang comes sailing over the top rope with a no rope-flip dive! The crowd is getting insanely hot, when Kendo suddenly tells Chang to hold both PR members up!>
DP: What the hell is he doing?!
LL: Please, don’t tell me it’s what I think it is…
<Craig starts looking towards the crowd, asking them if they want to see “it”. The answer is overwhelmingly positive. Craig stomps the mat a few times, takes a breath…he hits the ropes….runs back…and LEAPS CLEAR OVER THE TOP ROPE ONTO THE MASS OF BODIES BELOW!>
<The crowd is delirious at this point, as Chang and Kendo, both slow to get to their feet, manage to roll both PR members into the ring. Craig pins Moxie.>
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<Kickout! Chang tries HMark!>
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<Another kickout! This thing isn’t over yet! Craig signals to Tony, telling him to climb the ropes. Tony stands on the second rope, waiting, as Kendo picks up HMark, powerbomb style, and starts walking backwards so that HMark faces Chang. Chang looks like he’s ready for a sick aerial maneuver…when HMark nails him with an open palm thrust! HMark takes the chance to start raining punches down on Kendo’s head! Out of nowhere, Moxie comes flying in with a shotgun dropkick to Kendo’s stomach, sending the big man crashing with HMark on top of him!>
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<Chang with a save from the top rope, nailing HMark with a flying European Uppercut! Kendo and HMark both roll out in separate directions, as Chang and Moxie face off. The two, both winded, start exchanging blows in the center of the ring, neither getting an advantage until Chang hits a side-handed chop to the side of Moxie’s neck. Mox staggers, and Chang sets up the Viperkick! He hits Moxie in the knee, sending him down, and hits the ropes, ready to finish it…Moxie tumbles backwards, avoiding certain doom! Chang lands into the arms of Moxie, who has him from behind, and nails a German Suplex-NO! Chang lands on his feet, and locks on the Constrictor! The crowds alternating cries of “TAP!” and “PLEASE DON’T TAP!” are louder than ever! But Tony has no intentions of ending this with a Cobra Clutch submission…he leaps over, ready to finish off the Constrictor combo-MOXIE BLOCKS! Chang lands on his feet, but Mox turns him around, kick to the gut, ORACLE!-NO! Chang with a back body drop! Moxie hangs on, sunset flip attempt! Tony staggers, flailing, falling backwards, but gets his balance, NAILS a doublestomp on Moxie! Chang leaps off, goes for the standing Shooting Star Press…MISS! Moxie moves! Chang comes up, clutching his stomach, gets to one knee…>
DP: HMARK OUT OF NOWHERE WITH THE SHINING WIZARD!
<Chang falls back, out of it. Craig makes his way back into the ring, ready to take the fight on himself, but the PR are ready for him. They both hit a kick to the gut, set him up, and combine their strength to pick the big man up and plant him with a double brainbuster! HMark pops up, runs to the turnbuckle, jumps once, twice, Double Jump Moonsault onto Craig! Mox picks Chang up and tosses him to HMark; HMark puts him in the Veg-O-Matic position, and puts his back to the turnbuckle as Mox climbs to the top rope!>
HMark: CLATU!
Auraelia: <from the outside> VERATA!
Moxie: <leaping> NEKTU!
<Moxie leaps over HMark’s head, and brings both feet down in a vicious double stomp on Tony Chang’s chest, bringing the Viper’s head down to the mat with a sickening THUD.>
Prazak: THE CHAMPIONS CONNECT WITH THE NECRONOMICON!!!
<HMark immediately grabs both of Chang’s legs and flips over into a bridging pin.>
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3! <bell rings, and the crowd goes nuts>
Bobby Cruise: The winners of this bout, and STILL EWT Tag Team Champions, HitmanMark and Moxie!
<”Clint Eastwood” hits as the crowd is on it’s feet, some giving “THAT WAS AWESOME!” or “THANK YOU ALL!” chants. HMark and Mox slowly rise up with their titles, as Auraelia joins them in the ring to celebrate their first title defense.>
Prazak: We have not seen an EWT Tag Title match quite like this in a very long time, Lenny Leonard!
Leonard: You can say that again! I think it’s safe to say that, with the champs you see on your screen right now, and with the kind of incredible effort you just saw the Connective give, a whole new era has really begun in the EWT tag team scene!
<Craig helps Tony to his feet; he’s still reeling from taking the Necronomicon. Both men make it to the middle of the ring, where the PR meets them…and the two teams exchange handshakes. Without a word, the challengers slide out of the ring, to the cheers of the respectful crowd. The champions celebrate as the screen fades out.>
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Jul 26, 2006 6:39:35 GMT -5
*Spaz walks into the Gen. Tech locker room after getting treatment for his injuries from the match with Chance & he sees Gasoline sitting there Gas stands & the two men stare at each other for a second.*
S: Hey buddy.
G: Hey.
S: Just want you to know. It will be an honor to face you at Crap-a-mania. No matter what happens if you win, if I retain or if Maelstrom somehow gets back after what you did to him to win it doesn't change Gen. Tech. I will still call you a friend.
*Spaz extends his hand to Gas. Gas looks down at it for a second before accepting it.*
G: Good luck buddy, you will need it.
S: So will you mate, so will you.
*Gas walks out of the locker room & we cut to commercial.*
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Ratings
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Post by Ratings on Jul 27, 2006 5:54:47 GMT -5
(EWT BACKSTAGE - ELITE LOCKER ROOM)
(MAXX AWESOME & ERIK MAJORS are chatting with glee while RATINGS sits quietly on the leather couch a few feet away)
ERIK: "Man, I've been waiting so long for this night!"
MAXX: "You and me both, brother. Tonight's the night that we fight our heroes. Tonight we compete against our role models. Tonight... we get in the ring with the originators, the innovators, the real deal! I'm talking about Disco Inferno and "Das Wunderkid" Alex Wright, the original Boogie Knights!"
(They high five in excitement)
ERIK: "I mean, how often do people get the chance to wrestle against their idols."
(The duo stop and think hard for a moment)
MAXX: "Ah, screw it. When you're rich you don't need to think about stuff like that. More importantly, look what I got for Disco tonight. He's going to love it!"
(MAXX grabs a plastic bag from behind and pulls out...)
ERIK: "What is it?"
MAXX: "What is it? WHAT IS IT!? It's the Disqo Duck!"
(ERIK eyes widen and gaps in amazement, marveled by the plastic duck's appearance)
ERIK: "Dude... this is going to be the greatest night in the history of greatest nights."
MAXX: "It'll be the greastest-est night!"
ERIK: "'Greatest-est'? Is that even a word?"
MAXX: "It is now, b****!"
(They are about to high five again, when ERIK pauses)
ERIK: "Hold up. Did you just call me a b****?"
MAXX: "Sorry about that. But you have to admit everything sounds better when you end it with b****."
(pause)
ERIK: (glares at first then smiles) "True that, b****!"
ERIK & MAXX: "DOUBLE TRUE, B****!"
(They high five and laugh)
MAXX: "Oh man, that was great." (turn to RATINGS and approaches) "Hey Ratings, check it out it's the one and only Disqo Duck. You wouldn't believe the things I had to do to get this thing. Somethings I weren't particularly pround of, but I got the bird."
(MAXX notices RATINGS shows little interest towards the duck and seems to be lost in thought)
MAXX: "Ratings? You okay?"
(ERIK walks up)
ERIK: "Something wrong, boss? You look a little nervous."
(RATINGS lets out a heavy sigh and turns to his stablemates)
RATINGS: "Should I be nervous, gentlemen? I got Maelstrom this week, okay? You two know who he is right? He's a two time Tri-State Champion. He took down the PTA AND Generation Tech by himself. And on top of that, he's breathing down the back of Spaz's neck and gunning for the EWT Heavyweight Championship. So should I be nervous, gentlemen!? Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get ready for my match."
(RATINGS walks away while ERIK & MAXX watch him depart. Afterwards, MAXX turns to ERIK)
MAXX: "Do ya think he's nervous?"
ERIK: "Hard to tell."
(pause)
MAXX: "Hey Erik."
ERIK: "Yeah Maxx?"
(MAXX holds the Disqo Duck before ERIK's face and starts making it dance)
MAXX: (singing) "Dis-co fever... Dis-co fever... Dis-co fever... yeah, yeah, yeah, YEAH!!!"
(ERIK laughs and joins in the singing)
BK3K: "Dis-co fever... Dis-co fever... Dis-co fever... yeah, yeah, yeah, YEAH!!!"
(FADE OUT)
"CRAP TIME!"
"So much lamer than life..."
Crap-a-Mania... 32 days away.
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Post by Poker Joker on Jul 27, 2006 9:06:55 GMT -5
(The scene opens up in the interview area of the E.W.T. Arena. A banner with the letters "E.W.T." is strung up in the background. Standing in front of it is Terri Runnels with a microphone in her hand. Beside her is Miss Moniqua, who is adjusting her hair with one hand as she smiles confidently. Flanking them both are Ultimo Chocula and Billy "The Virgin" Ubermark, whom are both wearing matching red-and-green tights with the letters "H.B.M.S." written down the sides. Billy is once again wearing his leather jacket, and Ultimo has on a pair of shades and an unlit cigar in his mouth.)
*TERRI*: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm here with the "Handsome Boys Modeling School," a team who, after last week, we thought we'd seen the last of. First of all, let me start out by saying to you, Miss Moniqua, that I have to hand it to you. After the fight that broke out on the set of the Handsome Boy's program, it looked like this team was headed for disaster. Somehow, though, you seem to have managed to keep things together.
*MONIQUA* (smiling broadly): Well, Terri, I think people were reading FAR too much into what transpired on my Boys' television show. As I had mentioned to you before, there were some tensions between William and Signore Chocula, however, now that those have been aired and their differences settled, I can once again go about the business of leading my Handsome Boys back to their rightful place as E.W.T. Tag-Team Champions.
*TERRI*: I see. So Ultimo, your opponents tonight are Chad Michaels and Bolt Bacana. Your thoughts on them?
(Ultimo removes the cigar from his mouth and gives a cocky smile.)
*UC*: Thoughts?! What thoughts?
(Billy starts to chuckle a little bit. Ultimo looks across the two women and over at Billy.)
*UC* (annoyed): Ex-CUZE me! Is something funny over there?
(Billy suddenly stops chuckling.)
*BU*: Nope. Not at all.
*UC*: Hmm! (Ultimo turns back towards the camera) Actually, I DO have a thought about those two. They're a couple of ass-monkeys! They're not worthy of being in the same ring with a top-notch tag-team like us! We're the best of the best, baby! The cream of the crop! The wheat that got separated out from the chaff! We're former tag-team champions, and we're going to be holding those belts again, because there is no tag-team that can even come close to being as good as we are.
*TERRI*: Really? And why is that?
*UC* (smiling): Simple. Because we cover each other's backs like no other team. If one of us screws up (Ultimo starts gesturing towards Billy with one hand in a not-so-subtle fashion), the other one is always there to cover his back. (Ultimo then starts gesturing towards himself in a similar fashion. Billy sees all of this, and gets a scowl on his face, but says nothing.) That's how we became tag-team champions in the first place, and that's how we'll do it, again.
*TERRI*: I... um... I see. Well, Billy, what's your take on this match?
*BU*: My take on this match, is that I see it as a chance for this team to redeem itself. I see this as a chance for ME to redeem MYSELF.
*UC* (under his breath): About time.
(Billy shoots a quick look over at Ultimo, before continuing on. Moniqua hangs her head down and starts shaking it for a moment.)
*BU*: For the past couple years, I've done everything I possibly can to shed the image that other people have of me. That idea that, just because I'm a virgin, I can't be a serious competitor here in the E.W.T. And since that time, I've proved them wrong. I've become one half of the E.W.T. Tag-Team Champions. Not only that, but I've also became one of the greatest Tri-State Champions in the history of this company. (Billy turns and stares at Ultimo while he's talking) And that's not just some title that I made up, and then made a belt for with a couple pieces of cardboard and a stapler (Billy turns back to face the camera, while Ultimo bites his bottom lip in anger). That's a title I WON in the ring, and its part of the reason why I'm still considered one of the hottest young superstars in the E.W.T., today.
I've gotten use to being on top in the E.W.T., Terri. And that's why, when we go up against Bacana and Michaels, we're going to cut right through the two of them like a hot knife through butter. And we're going to make a point that the two of us DESERVE the right to a re-match against the Prophecy Reborn for OUR Tag-Team Titles! And once we get that, just like Moniqua said, it'll be just a matter of time before we cast Prophecy Deformed off of the mountain and take our rightful places back at the top of the E.W.T.'s tag-team division.
*TERRI* (slightly unsure of what she's hearing from both men): Well... uh.... it sounds like you two have set your goals back on the tag-team titles.
(Chocula slaps his hands together and starts rubbing them.)
*UC*: You bet! I can almost taste that gold, right now. As long as I don't have to worry about anything... or anyONE.... holding me back, we'll be holding those titles, again, in NO TIME!
(Billy suddenly looks over at Chocula.)
*BU* (incredilous): Holding YOU back?
*UC*: Yeah. You know. Let's say somebody.... we won't mention any names.... is riding my coattails too much. I mean, I can't pull all the weight by myself forever.
*BU*: Pull all the weight? Listen here, buddy.....
(Moniqua suddenly steps in between the two wrestlers and holds her hands up.)
*MONIQUA*: Gentlemen! Gentlemen! Remember! We have more important things to deal with, right now. Put your petty squables aside, and save your anger for your match where it will help to motivate you. Remember that if you win, you will be one step closer to being the Tag-Team Champions, again. Now, isn't that something more positive to concentrate on?
(Billy and Ultimo look at each other with icy stares.)
*BU*: She's right. Let's get back on track and take these jokers out.
*UC* (nodding): No problem-o!
*MONIQUA*: Much better! Now, let us go and prepare for your match. We have strategy to discuss.
(Moniqua walks off the set. Billy and Ultimo exchange one more glance at one another before following behind her, and leaving Terri by herself.)
*TERRI*: Well, there you have it. The Handsome Boys Modeling School say they've got a handle on their recent disagreements. We'll see how they hold up later on in their match. Until then, for the E.W.T., I'm Terri Runnels.
(Terri stands there holding her microphone for a couple of seconds before the scene fades to black and the segment ends.)
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Post by Ragnal on Jul 27, 2006 10:15:37 GMT -5
*Cut back to the EWT Arena.*
JOHHNY: Hello, everyone, and welcome back to Extreme Wrestlecrap Threaderation. I'm Johhny Gomez.
NICK: And I'm Nick Diamond.
JOHHNY: And tonight we're here to see Joe Ragnal vs. the Mercenary in Joe's first ever Toolshed Championship title defense match. To make matters interesting, unlike most EWT matches, this one will be fought in an all out Hardcore rules match.
NICK: Or Extreme rules, as WWE would call it.
JOHHNY: Right you are, Nick. But thankfully, EWT is NOT affiliated with WWE, therefore the name of the match is Hardcore rules.
NICK: Well how about Toolshed rules, then?
JOHHNY: No, Nick.
NICK: Well, how about FUN rules, since Joe Ragnal's-
JOHHNY: Nick, it's Hardcore rules. And besides, Joe already has the Fun House match, so you can't really say FUN rules.
NICK: Oh.
JOHHNY: Now let's get back to-
NICK: Carnival rules?
JOHHNY:...*ignores Nick* Now let's get back to ringside, where the next match will take place.
LILLIAN: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the EWT Toolshed Championship!
*King of Kings plays as Merc comes out to the arena, booed by the fans.*
LILLIAN: Entering first is the challenger, from Parts Unknown...MERC!
NICK: I dunno about you, Johhny, but anyone that comes from Parts Unknown has to be a little nutty in the head.
JOHHNY: Right, Nick, as the Ultimate Warrior has proven time and again.
NICK: Heck, he's even got a split personality, Johhny. What does that tell you?
JOHHNY: Just enough, Nick. Just enough.
*Violence Fetish plays as Joe Ragnal enters, the Toolshed belt on one shoulder, the bag of FUN on the other.*
LILLIAN: And his opponent, from Scranton, PA, he is the current reigning EWT Toolshed Champion...Joe RAAAGNAAL!
NICK: Johhny, I just found out that the Ragnal family hails from Scranton, PA, which has been nicknamed the Electric City, dating back to the early 1900s.
JOHHNY: You don't suppose THAT'S why Mike is a lightning element, do you?
NICK: I'd call it coincidence.
*Mills Lane enters the ring and meets the two combatants in the center.*
MILLS: Alright, this here's a Hardcore rules match, so anything goes. *Points to Merc* But just remember, if you turn into Outlaw, you're disqualified. Now LET'S GET IT ON!
*The bell rings, and Merc is already at Joe with a high knee to his jaw. Joe grabs his jaw, and makes sure it's still in place, then gets back up and sees Merc running towards him. Joe puts Merc down in a step-drop toe-hold, knocking Merc face down into the canvas. Joe uses this time to grab a few items out from under the ring-trash can, trash lid, bag of thumbtacks, and the obligatory steel chair. Joe gets back into the ring, and grabs the steel chair. Joe gets ready to smack Merc with it, but Merc hits a clothesline to the chair, knocking it into Joe's face and knocking him to the ground. Merc goes to pin.*
1!
*And Joe kicks out. Merc grabs the trash can and places it on the ground. He grabs Joe and sets him up for a powerbomb, but Joe grabs the lid as he's going upwards, and slams it into Merc's face. Merc drops Joe to the ground, and grabs his face in pain, stumbling all around the ring. Joe grabs the lid again, and runs towards Merc's back, placing the lid in front of his feet, and dropkicks it into Merc's back! Merc falls onto the middle rope, and Joe sees an opportunity. He climbs the top rope, leaps off to the outside, and hits a guillotine leg drop to Merc's head! Merc grabs his head in pain again, but gets an idea. With Joe still trying to get into the ring, Merc grabs the bag of thumbtacks, and opens it, scattering the tacks all over the ring canvas. Joe gets up into the ring, and Merc kicks Joe in the gut, and sets him in place for a powerbomb. Merc picks Joe up, but Joe has another surprise-a skee ball from his bag of FUN! He bashes it into Merc's head several times, until Merc falls backwards onto the thumbtacks! Joe, not getting the pin so easily, gets off of Merc and climbs the top rope, and hits the Cloudbreaker onto Merc, sending the thumbtacks deeper into his skin! Joe goes to pin.*
1!2!3!
JOHHNY: And that's it! Joe Ragnal won this match, and keeps his Toolshed title!
NICK: Quite the amazing strategy by Joe Ragnal, you have to admit.
JOHHNY: Right you are, Nick. And folks, don't forget that August 27th is Crapamania 3, where Joe Ragnal will defend the Toolshed title against Spyke Johansen in the first ever Chuck E. Cheese match!
NICK: I tell you, Johhny, I'm excited already!
*As the announcers talk, joe is celebrating his title victory, and slaps hands with the audience as the ref looks to see if Merc's okay.*
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Post by SHOCK_THE_TRUTH.VLTG3 on Jul 27, 2006 12:35:23 GMT -5
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
A Familiar tune starts up as out from the back sprints the first participant of this match.
Announcer: Introducing first... from Parts unknown, weighing in at 275 pounds... the Ultimate Warrior!!!
Warrior runs around the ring a few times, then slides inside, sweating a bit now. He awaits his opponent.
Soon enough, generic heavy metal music starts up and out he comes.
Announcer: And introducing the opponent, from Moscow Russia, weighing in at 515 pounds.... The Canceler!!!
The Canceler receives a modest reaction from the crowd as he walks down towards the ring, slapping giant hands with the fans as he does so. He steps over onto the apron and ropes, entering the ring and looking down at Warrior. Warrior grabs the announcer's microphone.
Warrior: Now list....
Canceler smacks the microphone right out of his grip so we are spared the insane ramblings of the man. He starts pummeling him with fists, sending the warrior stumbling back! Once he's against the ropes, Canceler whips him off to the other side, catching him as he comes back for a one man flapjack to the mat! Warrior groans, Canceler leaning down and lifting him up, grabbing him in a bearhug, wrenching and jerking the life right out of him as the crowd cheers. Still holding onto the man, he launches him clear across the ring with an overhead belly to belly, sending him crashing to the mat. Canceler then looks over and eyes.... the turnbuckle?! The crowd starts chanting No F'n Way! No F'n Way! But Canceler decides to prove them wrong, climbing quickly up top of the turnbuckle... trying to position himself, then leaping off for a Monster Sized Splash! He doesn't go far, but he goes far enough to crush Warrior. Warrior meanwhiles gasps in pain, clutching the chest as Canceler gets up off him, looking to the crowd... and making a cool little axe motion. He lifts his foot up, then brings it down right across a rising Warrior's skull, dropping him down to the mat again! The crowd pops as Warrior tries to roll away from him, Canceler shakes his head, grabbing him by a leg and yanking him right back over. He grabs him by the throat, hoisting him up to his feet, then setting him up and nailing the Quarter Ton Bomb!!! He immediately goes for a cover. 1....2....3!
And this one sided match is over.
Announcer: Here is your winner... The Canceler!!!
The Canceler grins, looking quite pleased. He exits the ring... slapping hands with the fans again as he makes his way up the rampway. Warrior meanwhile... is down and out.
Fade to Commercial.
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Limey
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Post by Limey on Jul 27, 2006 15:23:18 GMT -5
*Tony Chimel hits the ring, microphone in hand, to announce the next match.*
Chimel: The following GND contest is scheduled for one-fall! Introducing first…
*”Feuer Frei” hits, and Holly Vaughn, being accompanied by Mortimer, makes her way out from behind the curtain.*
Chimel: …being accompanied to the ring by Mortimer…from Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada, she is the Dark Mistress…HOLLY VAUGHN!!!!
*Holly makes her way solemnly to the ring with Mortimer in tow as the crowd boo her (although there are still chants of “please don’t go” amidst the heat). Holly leads Mortimer to the ring before shoving him down and standing on him to make her ascension to the apron. She flips in and holds her arms out in a taunt before taking her shredded trenchcoat off, hanging it on the turnbuckle. Holly then stands patiently by the turnbuckle awaiting her opponent.*
*”She’s Got Issues” then hits, and Carla O Woe makes her way out to a great ovation. Carla slaps the hands of many a fan on her way to the ring as the crowd chants “PLEASE DON’T GO!” to her.*
Chimel: Her opponent, from Rochester, New Hampshire…she is a former GND Champion…CARLA O WOE!!!!
*Carla makes her way down to the ring, and slides in, before facing Holly, staring her down. The crowd pop as the bell rings once more. Chimel leaves the ring, and the two women circle each other. Carla extends her hand, and Holly simply ignores it, choosing to stand indifferent to Carla’s extended hand to a good amount of heat. Carla then retracts…before charging at Holly with a grapple! Holly, however, telegraphs the grapple, coming out on top with an armwrench! Carla rolls through and nips up before attempting a short-arm clothesline…Holly ducks this and applies a hammerlock!! Carla lets out a cry of pain before reaching behind her head to try and apply a back headlock to Holly…Holly captures the free arm and applies a double underhook, tripping Carla and attempting a Rings of Saturn-esque submission maneuver…Carla rises to her knees and breaks her arms loose of Holly’s clutches, tripping Holly and leaning back on one of Holly’s limbs in a quick leg lock…Holly counters with a headscissors, which Carla nips up from! Holly rises to her feet as Carla leaps over her with a sunset flip…Holly goes with the flow, rolling back to her feet and rushing the seated Carla with a Rave kick! Holly drops onto Carla for the pin!*
1, 2…
*Carla kicks out as Holly looks disappointed. Holly grabs Carla’s ankles…Carla kicks at Holly until Holly lets go…Carla then springs up with a laying hurricanrana!! The crowd pop as Holly flips over to the mat, scrambling to her feet…Carla then hits a dropsault, sending Holly through the ropes to the outside!!! The crowd pop as Holly hits the outside before getting up in a daze, nursing the back of her head…Carla runs to the ropes and flips over…Holly moves out of the way…but Carla was only feigning an attack, flipping over to the apron as Holly moved out of the way!! Holly, confident that she avoided a plancha, turns to the ring…as Carla leaps from the apron with a dragonrana!!! Carla then drags Holly’s body to the announce table as Gorilla Monsoon and Jesse Ventura scramble out of their seats! Carla then hops to the announce table to leap off with the EYE CANDY…Holly gets her knees up…but Carla manages to land on her feet just next to Holly’s body! Holly takes her knees down, confused, as Carla hits a quick leg drop to Holly’s neck!!*
*The crowd chants “GND!” and “PLEASE DON’T GO!” to both competitors as Carla picks up Holly’s body, throwing her back into the ring. Carla then hops to the apron…but Holly, from her prone position, grabs at Carla’s ankle, holding her as Holly gets to her feet! Holly hits a hard right hand to Carla, who judders, but doesn’t topple from the apron. Holly then hits a shoulder block to Carla before grabbing hold of the ropes and leaping over Carla with a flip-over powerbomb to the outside!! Holly takes a few deep breaths before picking Carla up by the head and throwing her back inside. Holly then slides back in before going for the cover.*
1, 2…
*Carla kicks out once more!! Holly is dumbfounded by this, but keeps her cool, going over to Carla’s arm, and hitting a knee drop to it. Carla instinctively clutches at this arm with her other one, allowing Holly to take the uninjured arm and effectively lock in an armbar! Carla is caught in the armbar, and looks to be seriously hampered by it! Carla tries to pry Holly loose with her free arm…Holly looks to be buckling under the pressure…Carla brings her limbs forward and headsprings up, slipping her arm out of the armbar in a fine athletic display!! Holly gets to her feet as Carla rushes her, hitting an armdrag to Holly!! Carla tries an armlock, but Holly is quick to get to her feet, rushing Carla again, who hits a hiptoss, before cartwheeling forwards, Jay Lethal style, and getting into position to hit a standing moonsault to Holly…Holly gets her knees up, winding Carla!! Carla, stunned by the force, is sent to a seated position, allowing Holly to get up and take Carla by the hair. Holly lifts Carla to her feet before coming down with a kneeling jawbreaker! Holly then trips Carla and goes for a bridging pin!*
1, 2…
*Carla breaks her limbs free as both women scramble up to perform a double dropkick! The two clash in mid-air before landing on their knees with a stare-down. The crowd pop for this as Holly backs away hurriedly. Carla calmly rises as Holly charges at Carla…Carla hits a drop-toe hold before dropping onto Holly with an elbow drop and applying pressure to Holly’s arm in a Fujiwara armbar…Holly rolls forward to her feet, but Carla keeps a hold on the arm…Holly then hits a wheel kick to the back of Carla’s head to get her to release the hold!! Holly then sighs, and walks calmly over to the turnbuckle, checking back at Carla, who appears to be rising, dazed. Holly springs up, and when Carla is at her feet, Holly leaps from the turnbuckle with the STYXX DIVE…Carla ducks this, and Holly lands on her back, prone for Carla to grab the legs of Holly for the Devil Lock…Holly brings her legs in to pull Carla in for a small package!!*
1, 2…
*Carla kicks Holly off, but Holly is unrepentant, hitting several stomps to Carla before standing on Carla’s throat!! The ref berates Holly until Holly lets go, stepping off lightly and nonchalantly. Holly then runs back at the recovering Carla with a somersault senton! Carla is hurt bad by the attack, but has no time to get her momentum back as Holly kicks Carla over to her back and stands on her hair, grabbing at Carla’s wrists and lifting up, tearing at Carla’s hair! Carla, however, rolls back, grabbing onto Holly with her limbs in a wheelbarrow…Holly immediately counters with a wheelbarrow back suplex!!! Holly then signals for the end as Carla lifts herself up on the ropes! Carla then turns to Holly, who lifts her up ready for the Final Requiem…Carla follows through by grabbing hold of Holly and pulling her down for a sunset flip…but Carla quickly shifts backwards to grab Holly’s limbs and this time lock in the Devil Lock!!! Holly is trapped, and begins to move towards the ropes, but Carla just drags her back to the centre of the ring! Holly fights as best she can, but eventually, there’s just nowhere else left for her to go, and she taps!!*
Winner: Carla O Woe.
*Post-match, Mortimer enters the ring to check on his mistress, who shoves him aside. Carla celebrates, but then goes to Holly, extending her hand. Holly sighs…but then accepts the hand, and the two women hug in the centre of the ring! Holly then raises Carla’s hand to accept her victory as the crowd cheer this display of sportsmanship in what is to be the final match in EWT for both women. Carla calls for the mic, and then speaks to chants of “PLEASE DON’T GO!”*
Carla: I’ve been in EWT for more than a fair share of years now…and I guess you guys have done your homework, because you know that this isn’t just my final match in EWT before I move on to new pastures…it’s also the last match in EWT for Holly Vaughn here…that should make it a lot easier for me to say goodbye…but it isn’t. The fact is…I’ve loved my stay in EWT…but this is something I just have to do. I want to thank you guys for your support…and to everyone in the back who ever gave me a kind word. You guys are the best…and hopefully I’ll see you all soon.
*Carla hands the mic to Holly, who accepts it. She is finally getting pops.*
Holly: You know…for years I’ve been doing things that many competitors wouldn’t have the stomach for…but in a delicious twist of irony…I don’t think I can find the stomach to tell you, to the fans here tonight and the millions watching…how I truly feel right now. All I can say is…thank you. Because although you hated what I did in the ring…you loved to hate it…and you all tuned in to see it. Stay Tuned…this is not the last you’ve heard of Holly Vaughn.
*Holly drops the mic, and the two women leave the ring to dueling chants of “THANK YOU CARLA” and “THANK YOU HOLLY”.*
*Fade out to a montage of the two women’s careers in EWT.*
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Curly Long
AC Slater
Midget Wrestling Master
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Post by Curly Long on Jul 27, 2006 18:09:47 GMT -5
We come back to ringside after the commercial
LILLIAN: The following match is for one fall and is for the EWT OX division title!!
the crowd cheers
LILLIAN: Introducing first, the challenger ...
The lights flicker different purples and blues as 'Moving on Up' plays .. the crowd begins to jeer
LILLIAN: He hails from Spread Eagle, Wisconsin ... he is the self proclaimed Midget King and weighs in at around 140lbs ... he is ... Curly Long!!
On that Curly Long comes out, he is being carried to the ring by two men holding a platform which he is atop. He waves to the crowd, and then gives them the finger! ... The crowd boos back at him. He enters the ring hoppoing off his platform
LILLIAN: and his opponent ... he hails from Oklahoma City, OK ... and weighs in at 205 lbs ....
"Headstrong" by Trapt begins to play over the speakers .. the crowd roars with a pproval
LILLIAN: He is the current EWT OX division champion ... he is Koda Kazar!!
Koda comes out to a huge pop from the crowd, in the ring Curly curses at the responce. Koda heads to the ring slapping hands with the fans! ... He rolls into the ring and raises his arms to the crowd, the OX division title around his waist. Curly grabs a microphone and innterupts the intro.
CURLY: Hold it right there Crazy Cod! .. what do you think this is? Some sort of Ox Title party match! .. No, my soon to be defeated champion .. This is Curly is EWT!!!
The crowd starts up a 'VLB' chant
CURLY: The only Vile Little Bastards here tonight are the kids who were born out of wedlock in this crowd!! ... which is probably all the kids in this crowd!
The crowd jeers louder, Curly leans under the bottom rope and points at a family in the crowd
CURLY: Yeah thats right little Timmy, you mama and papa got it on all night long but forgot to take precautions!! ... I myself always take precautions when getting it on with the ladies that flock to my irristable aura! ... I don't leave them a home address or telephone number!! ... I just ditch them as soon as possible!!
Curly laughs as the crowd hurls vile abuse at him
CURLY: and you know what el ...
Koda has had enough and springboard dropkicks Curly out of the ring from the side ropes!!
The crowd cheers as the Bell Rings
Curly tumbles to the floor, but soon gets up. He is furious and rushes up the steps, Koda beckons him to have a go. THey tie up, Curly wriggles out of it though and stamps on Kodas foot. Koda howls in pain as Curly stomps on the other foot. Koda tries to grab a hold of his mini-assailent but misses and gets a leveled with a side-sweep! ... Curly quickly goes for the cover.
1,2 ....
Koda kicks out quickly, Curly drops an elbow and tries to apply a sleeper, but Koda powers out of it and nails a backdrop! .. koda now in control applies an armbar, he works the arm as curly struggles. Curly gets to his feet but the armlock is still applied, Curly flips over reversing the pressure, but Koda had it scouted and using the ropes backflips his way out of it and sends Curly flying with an armdrag takedown. Curly again is on the mat. Koda holds on tot he arm, but Curly locks his legs around Kodas and scissor sweeps him down tot he mat. Koda quickly rolls out of the problem and stands to face Curly!
The crowd chant for Koda!
Curly charges at Koda, but he ducks sending Curly over the top rope, but Curly skins the cat and comes back in. He cockily insults the crowd by pointing to his head, Curly then turns and gets clobbered with a facebuster by Koda! .. cover ...
1,2 ...
Curly kicks out. Koda grabs the leg but gets a kick to the face. Curly gives another kick, before heading tot he top turnbuckle! .. Curly gives a mocking cut throat sign and then flys!!! ... but Koda roll to the side! ... Curly crashes and burns! .. Koda covers again.
1,2 ..
Curly kicks out again, but is grabbed and bodyslammed by Koda. Kopda signals to the crowd and heads to the top turnbuckle himself! ... Koda makes a signal to the crowd .. Moonsault to cover!!
1,2 ..
Curly gets his shoulder up, Koda cant believe it! .. Koda lifts curly up for a quick suplex, but Curly blocks it into an inside cradle! ..
1,2 ...
Koda kicks out, but Curly is now relentless, he can taste the championship .. he gets Koda to his feet and nails him with a standing dropkick. Koda goes down and Curly is on him, fists flying, knees in gut and biting. Eventually the Referee pulls the demented dwarf off and admonishes him for his brutal actions ... Koda rolls around in pain as Curly grins. Curlygrabs Koda by the head and drags him to the lowest rope and places his head neck first over it! ... Curly runs off the other rope and faceplants koda over the ropes! ... Koda reels back clutching at his throat in the ring, as Curly climbs the turnbuckle! ... Koda still trying to breath stumbles in a circle ... Curly leaps and connects with a blockbuster! ... cover ...
1,2,3 ....
Koda kicks out, Curly is shocked!! .. and complains to the referee ...
up on the stage and the lights have changed to a green colour and a jungle drum beat has started.
Curly hasn't noticed and tries to lock in the Curly Clutch on Koda!! ... Koda fights him off though and nails a Pele Kick! ... Koda struggles to his feet, he lifts Curly up and prepares for the K-Cutter, but Curly flips over and out of it ...
The jungle drums get even louder ... and suddenly form under the ring a dozen tribal midgets have appeared, they have scary face paint and look like they just arrived from the amazon with spears and lion-cloths! The referee is trying to figure out who these midgets are by asking the time-keeper.
Curly in the ring takes advantage and kicks Koda in the nuts, Koda collapses in agony. Curly goes for the cover ...
1,2,3 ...
No, The tribal pygmies have swarmed the ring, one has the referee distracted as he tires to poke him with a spear. The others attack Curly with vicious biting and punches, breaking up the pinfall .... Curly nails one with a standing Curly Creamer before he is overwhelmed. They soon knock Curly out and then carry him and there injured tibesmen form the ring. the referee watches and has no choice but to start a ten count!!
1-2-3-4-5-6 ...
The savage pygmies carry Curly beyond the backstage curtain!
... 7-8-9-10 !
Bell rings
LILLIAN: Your winner by countout and still EWT OX Division Champion ... Koda Kazar!!
The crowd cheers loudly as Koda struggles to his feet and raises one arm in victory, the other tends to his injured manhood!
(Fade out)
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Curly Long
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Post by Curly Long on Jul 27, 2006 18:15:19 GMT -5
Backstage in the corridor, and the group of tribal pygmies rush through holding Curly over there heads. A few EWT superstars watch in amazement or shock as they run through the corridors.
SUM GUY: I'm Sum Guy and this is an Invasion!! ... mummy!!
The midgets continue on, ignoring Sum Guys cowardly concerns. They enter the parking lot area and chuck Curly into a rather ramshackle looking vehicle. the driver is obscured by the dark of the night. The midgets all climb aboard and then drive off out of the arena ... a few superstars in the carpark who have just arrived look on in confusion at what has just happened here.
(Cut to commercial)
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B.A.
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Post by B.A. on Jul 28, 2006 14:14:43 GMT -5
*Remedy starts*
Lillian: From Washington, D.C. Eddie Omega.
Eddie steps out onto the ramp with his sunglasses and looks around. The audience remains silent though. He steps into the ring where a patient Michael Cole is waiting for him with the referee standing against the turnbuckle*
Cole: “Eddie, recently you’ve been put against people you feel aren’t world title worthy, what is your reaction to this?”
Eddie: Let me say this Cole, not addressing the fans, but to a certain Toomi-Bischoff. I’ve already explained how I feel about you not giving me a title shot. I’ve had to almost kill opponents, I’ve had to actually look for people to face because either they want to face someone else with their title, or they just don’t want to wrestle. Let me say something real quick, even though…I don’t have a feeling that my “worthy” opponent Maxx Payne is hiding somewhere, I feel as if Eddie Omega has been pushed to the backburner. I feel as if Eddie Omega has done something he doesn’t deserve. I was with the P.T.A. and lo and behold, somehow I and them once again get pushed back to ranks of EWT.”
*Eddie takes off his sunglasses and looks into the camera*
“Here me now, Toomi.. You and me are going to have quite a little battle going on here. You supply the matches, and I’m suppose to wrestle in them as well as others. Well you keep on booking the matches, and you know what will happen every week?” *The camera looks up to the Titantron and the audience gasps at what they see. The camera pans back to the ring where we see Eddie wiping off his right hand which had blood on it. An ambulance is back stage loading Maxx Payne with guitar strings still embedded into his hair on the van. One of the EMT’s says to hurry up and load him in, while he’s not losing blood from an open gash on his head*
“I swear to the almighty you will see that every single week until I get a damn title shot, since I’M DONE WITH WRESTLING THESE PATHETIC JOBBERS!” *He grabs the camera* “Let me make this even clearer. If I don’t get a title shot, then I will go through every single lowlife you have until you have NO choice but to give me a title shot, and then I will make what happened to Payne look like a child who scraped his knee!”
*He pushes the camera off, and calmly puts his sunglasses back on.* “Eddie Omega has no worries, as long as you do Toomi.”
*Remedy plays and Eddie Omega walks out the ring towards backstage to a chorus of boos.*
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
TOP ROPE CATCH A VIBE YEAH I SWERVE WHEN I DRIVE
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jul 28, 2006 15:57:40 GMT -5
(The entry ramp lights up with a strobe effect, confetti falls from the ceiling, and "Look At This Face" blares over the PA. That can only mean one thing. Boos. And lots of 'em. Led by Moniqua and Fru Fru come Billy and UC in their matching tights, but as they come out they stand as far apart from each other as possible. Moniqua gets a fed up look on her face and orders her handsome boys to walk down the ramp peacefully. Billy and UC give each other the skunk eye and they each take one of Moniqua's arms as they walk to the ring. Billy hops up on the apron and holds the ropes open for Moniqua but UC jumps up and knocks him through the ropes, into the ring, and onto his butt. UC holds the ropes open for Moniqua and she enters the ring as Billy grouses and grumbles. He rises up to his feet and sees UC has the microphone. As UC is about to speak Billy rudely snatches the mike out of his hand and smirks. UC sneers at Billy as he starts his monologue.)
Billy: "So you thought you've seen the last of us, did you? Not quite! Everyone in the back thought that the HBMS was done and over with after Ultimo and I had us a little fight. But that's where you're wrong! Sure, we said some pretty low down things to each other, like when I referred to Ultimo as, to put it nicely, enhancement talent........."
(Billy snickers to himself as Ultimo gives him a dirty look)
Billy: "But that's all behind us! We just had to blow off some steam! That's all! Just like a couple of brothers we have our brawls, but when it's all over we're right back on the same page, stronger than ever! I mean, so what if I'm the more famous of the two, with my epic Tri State title reign and my high standing in the rankings. It doesn't matter! I'm willing to put my fame and stature in the background for the good of the team! That takes a good man to do that, and they don't come any better than me! So Anvil.....um...... I mean Marty.....oops, I'm sorry.....so Ultimo, that's it, Ultimo! Let's just accept facts as facts and get back to reclaiming what's rightfully ours, the Tag Team Titles! What do you say?"
(UC looks like he's about to kill but suddenly he changes his mood instantly, smiles and appears to be happy. He takes the mike from Billy and pats him on the back.)
UC: "Yes, yes, yes. You have a point, comrade. I know that last week was a really difficult time for both of us.....well....hurt you mostly. It must have hurt when I choked you with your own arm. But let's put that behind us! What doesn't kill us makes us stronger, right! Right!"
(UC starts to giggle to himself. Billy looks apprehensive.)
UC: "I can understand how we came to blows like that. I mean, you with those gi-normous blue balls just swollen up to the point of explosion. It must have been really hard to go out with me every night and watch me score five, six, seven times while you sat there at the bar, ignored, nursing a Mr. Pibb! Man, that's rough! I don't know how you handle it, man! If it had been me that got shot down in San Francisco, London, Sao Paulo, Paris, Malmo, Rome, Barcelona, Moscow, Luxembourg, Helsinki, Honolulu, Tokyo, Seattle, Montreal, Frankfurt, Easter Island, The Netherlands, Tijauna, Glasgow, Buffalo, Cleveland, that Winchell's Donuts in Milwaukee and all those other places that we've been, I would've hung myself a long time ago! Especially when I left the videos of my wild wacky adventures for you the next morning! So Billy, let's win back those titles and pop that cherry of yours, eh?"
(Now Billy is the one PO'ed as UC laughs to himself........)
"Anxiety" by Black Eyed Peas hits as the arena goes blue and red as Rated X make their way down to cheers from the fans. Chad and Bolt make their way to ringside as Chad hops over and Bolt does a moonsault of the top rope to the fans delight. Chad and Bolt start stretching before Bolt goes outside, letting Michaels get the first shot.
(The bell rings and we're underway. Billy and Michaels start off and they circle each other before tying up. Michaels gets the upperhand and winds up Billy's arm. He wrenches on it and Billy tries to roll out of it but Michaels keeps on it and now applies a wrist lock. Billy is looking for a way out but can't find it. Billy manages to scoot over to his corner and tries to tag out but UC turns his back and starts talking to some guy in the front row. Billy screams "Hey!" but UC doesn't turn around. Michaels yanks Billy out of the corner and UC finally turns around and says, "C'mon Billy, whattaya doing?". Billy knees Michaels in the stomach, breaking the hold and puts him in a head lock. Chad shoves Billy off sending him into the ropes and catches him with a hip toss. Billy gets back up but he's hiptossed again. Michaels clotheslines Billy down to the mat again and Billy rolls over to his corner. Billy tries to tag out but UC is turned around again, this time checking out the blonde in section B. As Billy tries to get UC's attention Michaels comes up from behind him and rolls him up, getting a two count. UC turns around and sees this, yelling "Pay attention, you dolt!" Michaels sends Billy into the ropes but Billy reverses and catches Michaels in the chin with a back elbow. Billy arm drags Michaels over and locks in an arm bar. Suddenly UC jumps up and down on the apron yelling, "Tag! Tag out!" Billy looks at him like he's a moron and keeps the hold applied. Michaels works his way back up to a vertical base and hiptosses Billy over. As Billy stands up he gets three knife edge chops across the chest and Michaels sends him into the ropes, catching him with a back body drop. Billy hits hard and arches his back. Billy rolls over to his corner to try and make the tag again but now UC has jumped off the apron and appears to be tying his boot. Billy lets out an frustrated grunt as he turns around and catches a boot to the stomach from Michaels. Chad lifts Billy up for a suplex but Billy manages to wriggle out and land behind him and hits Michaels with a reverse DDT. Billy hits Michaels with two standing elbow drops then hits the ropes. As Billy hits the ropes UC suddenly tags himself in and leaps into the ring. Billy stops and watches as UC springboards off the ropes and lands a leg drop on Michaels. UC stands and raises his arms up in celebration as Billy angrily walks over and spins him around. The two begin to argue in the middle of the ring, totally unaware that Michaels is rolling over to his corner and tagging in Bolt. As the two handsome boys are bickering, Bolt walks up, grabs their heads, and knocks their noggins together, a la Three Stooges. Billy's taken aback and gets a running boot to the face from Michaels sending him to the outside. UC is still wobbly, which allows Bolt and Chad to suprise him with the Senshi Detector!!
Chad goes out as Bolt applies the Dragon Sleepr to UC. UC tries fighting out of it, but Bolt leans farther and farther, trying to make him tap. UC starts to fade when Bolt puls him upward and hits a reverse suplex. Bolt goes to the top and balances himself before coming off with a flying legdrop! Bolt goes for the pin....
1...
2...
3....Billy breaks up the pin. Bolt slaps the mat in frustration before hitting an elbow drop. Bolt irish whips UC into the turnbuckle and tags in Chad as they lift UC up and hit a double suplex. UC clutches his back in pain as Chad hits a Rolling Thunder before tagging Bolt back in. Bolt picks UC up and irish whips him hard into the turnbuckles. Bolt charges full force, but UC dodges out of the way sending Bolt flying into the turnbuckles. Bolt staggers out of the corner holding his sternum as UC hits the ropes and blasts Bolt with a flying forearm. UC heads over to his corner and forcefully tags in Billy. The two have a brief little stare down but Billy enters and goes to work on Bolt.
Billy nails Bolt with a suplex and follows up with a Lionsault. Billy sees Bolt sucking for air and he stomps him in the stomach a couple of times. Billy sends Bolt into the ropes and hits him with a powerslam, picks him up immediately, and powerslams him again. Billy crosses Bolt's arms in a straight jacket and pulls back while his knee is placed right in bolts spinal chord. Billy tugs and Bolt struggles while the ref checks to see if Bolt wants to give it up. After a few minutes Billy lets go and lands an elbow drop on Bolt's neck. Billy sends Bolt into the ropes, picks him up, and lets Bolt drop stomach first across his knee. While Bolt is on his hands and knees huffing and puffing Billy lands a dropkick right in the ribcage. Billy covers but only gets a two. Billy looks over to UC and tags out against his better judgment.
UC enters and hits Bolt with a spinning back suplex. UC covers but only gets a two count. UC measures Bolt as he struggles to his feet and blasts him with a spinning heel kick for his trouble. UC bounces off the ropes and lands a spinning elbow drop right to the chest. UC tries to pin but only a two count. UC pulls his knee pad down and drops the knee across Bolt's head. UC then scoops Bolt up onto his shoulder in the Torture Rack position, then drops him with a neckbreaker. UC covers but still only gets a two count. UC applies a Boston Crab on Bolt and leans way back. Bolt is paying but he won't give up. UC won't let up either and cranks back harder. Bolt isn't giving any sign of surrender so UC lets go. UC body slams Bolt where he wants him and climbs to the top rope. He leaps off and nails a Knee Sault across the sternum. UC yells "That's it, Pinky!" and covers but Bolt still manages to kick out. UC looks peeved and glances over at Billy. UC makes the tag and Billy enters. They look at each other suspiciously before setting Bolt up. UC holds Bolt as Billy hits the ropes and wouldn't you know it they pull off a Hart Attack! Billy covers, but Bolt gets the shoulder up at the last second! Billy can't believe it as UC shakes his head outside the ring. Billy nails Bolt with a pumphandle slam and climbs up to the top rope. Billy leaps off and lands with an excellent Frog Splash. Billy hooks the leg and covers but Michaels breaks it up.
Billy goes back on offense and tries to hit a suplex, but Bolt blocks it and hits the Cataract!!! Both men are down as the fans go crazy. Bolt starts to move and heads for his corner while Billy starts moving towards UC. Bolt tags in Chad just as Billy manages to tag in UC, and both men go at it. Chad hits UC with a flying forearm and hops up quickly before hitting a dropkick to Billy's ribs. Chad goes back to UC and picks him up before coming down with a brainbuster!! Chad is on fire right now as he heads to the top rope. Chad taunts for the fans and leaps of with the OniGiri!!! Chad has the pin, but a save by Billy!! Bolt gets back in and catches him with a spear as Chad and UC start trading punches. All 4 men are now fighting in the ring as Bolt hits Billy with the Dragon's Fury. Billy clutches his back in pain as Bolt tosses him to the outside and helps Chad with UC. Chad and Bolt whip UC into the ropes and hit a double spinebuster. Bolt picks UC up and signals for the end as he picks him up for the Colt 45. Chad goes to the top and is about to leap off when Billy pushes him to onto the ropes. Billy climbs the turnbuckle and dropkicks Bolt, causing Bolt to drop UC down. Billy picksBolt up and hits a quick snap suplex before pulling him up. Billy taunts the fans before hitting the VIRGIN SACRIFICE!!!
Bolt is down as Billy and UC turn their attention to Chad. Billy goes over and tries to hit the Virgin Sacrifice once again when Chad reverses it and hits the 360 Unprettier!! Billy is down as Chad runs towards UC. UC ducks the clothesline as Chad accidently levels the ref with a hard lariat. Chad turns back to UC and gets a kick to the gut before the SUGAR FIX!!!!! Sugar Fix on Chad!! UC pins Chad, but the ref is still knocked down. UC goes over to Moniqua as she hands UC an object from under the ring. UC waits in position as Chad starts to get up. UC charges at Chad and is about to hit him when Chad counters it and hits the Rewind Tornado!
UC is down as Chad goes to a corner and starts tuning the band. UC starts to get up as Chad tunes the band faster and faster. UC iturns around and ducks just as Michaels goes for the Collision Course! Michaels turns around quickly and goes for a clothsline, but UC super kicks him as he turns around. UC gets Michaels in a small package but the ref is still out so no pin fall. Bolt gets away from Billy, sees what's happening in the ring, and slides in. He rolls Micheals on top of UC so now UC is the one who's being pinned. Bolt tries to wake the ref but Billy blasts him with an axe handle to the back of the head. Billy goes over and rolls UC back on top of Michaels then tries to wake the ref up, who's beginning to stir. Bolt gets back up moves over to the UC/CM tangle but Billy cuts him off and the two exchange punches. Billy kicks Bolt in the stomach and throws him out of the ring. Billy, confused in the melee, accidentally rolls Michaels back on top of UC. The referee gets his senses back and makes the count.
1..............
Much kicking is going on.
2.........................
More kicking but.....
3!
Billy grins and raises his arms up in victory but when it's Michael's theme music playing he gets confused. He turns to see Chad and Bolt getting their arms raised by the referee as Lillain makes the announcement.)
Lillian: "Here are your winners...........Bolt Bacana and Chad Michaels!"
(Bolt and Michaels leave the ringside area and celebrate their victory with the fans as they walk up the ramp. Meanwhile............
Back in the ring Billy is asking UC what happened. UC suddenly stands up and shoves Billy. Billy comes back and shoves UC. The two get right up in each other's grills and start arguing pretty heavy when Moniqua enters the ring and gets in between the two. She shakes her finger at Billy first, telling him to calm down, then turns to UC and does the same. UC pleads his case to Moniqua but she tells him to drop it. Billy looks like he's about to start in on UC but Moniqua cools him out right away. Soon tempers have fallen enough both men start to calm down a bit. Moniqua tells her two handsome boys to shake hands and make up. At first they are apprehensive but after a few moments they shake. Billy apologizes to UC and UC, in turn, tells him it's ok. Moniqua smiles and pats both men on the back. They are about to leave the ring when.............
Who didn't see THIS coming?
.............UC spins Billy around and blasts him with a Sugar Fix! UC pounds away on Billy's head mercilessly as Moniqua tries to pull him off. Finally UC lets off to reveal one bloody fist and a busted open Billy. UC goes outside the ring and grabs a chair. He gets back into the ring and is about to wail on Billy when Moniqua steps in between, begging UC off. UC simply pushes her out of the way and blasts Billy right across the head. As the crowd stares at the onslaught UC holds the chair over his head and smiles. Moniqua rushes over to Billy to see if he's ok as JR pulls his typical self righteous rant over the fading screen as we go to commercial.)
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
TOP ROPE CATCH A VIBE YEAH I SWERVE WHEN I DRIVE
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jul 28, 2006 19:26:27 GMT -5
We cut to the back, where Sum Guy is with a very confident Rated X.
SG: Hello, I'm Sum Guy, and I still have my favorite shirt. See?
Sum shows his green Rated X shirt, which has "Rated X's Personal Interviewer" on the back.
SG: So, Chad, Bolt, you must be feeling very confident coming off a win over the Handsome Boy Modeling School. Now that the line-up for Crap-A-Mania III has been announced, it has been confirmed that you two will take on HitmanMark and Moxie, The Prophecy Reborn, for the Tag Titles. Any thoughts?
Chad: Lemme tell ya Summy. Me and Bolt here, we're damn excited. Y'see, The Prophecy Reborn are a good, solid, team. One of the best. But me and Bolt here, we feel like our time has come. At Crap-A-Mania, The Biggest Brother Of 'Em All, Bolt and I will walk out the NEW Tag Team Champs.
Sum: So, you've also signed up for the OX Gauntlet that Koda Kazar is planning.
Bolt: Right. Sum, I'm a former OX Champ,a nd Chad came this f***ing close to winning the title from Koda. It would seem kinda obvious that we would be included.
Sum: Right, sorry. So Bolt, how's it going at home?
Bolt: If you mean with Jessica, it's going good. She'll still be around, but after C-A-M III, she'll relax at home.
Sum: Thanks for clearing that up. Two more questions for both of you. Bolt, is you're birthday really the day after C-A-M III?
Bolt: Yeah. Kind of a weird coincidence.
Sum: Yeah, and Chad,have you seen Melissa anywhere? She was hawt.
Chad: Dude, didn't you hear? She was fired.
Sum: Fired?! Why?!
Chad: Well, lemme tell you....
Chad, Bolt, and Sum walk away as we fade to a commercial for Crap-A-Mania III.
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Post by #Classic Hi-Definition X on Jul 29, 2006 9:04:54 GMT -5
*We come back from commercial and are ringside for the next match. "Sexy Guy" starts playing*
RA: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the EWT Tri-State Championship. Introducing first, being accompanied by Sensational Cherry, from Calgary, Alberta, Canada, weighing in at 232 lbs., he is the Tri-State Champion, the Heartbreak Hitman BRET MICHAELS!
*HBH walks out with Cherry by his side, both pelted with loud boos and heckling. They step into the ring and pose. HBH then grabs a mic*
HBH: Mike Ragnal, I want you to take a look at this match, because what I'm about to do in this ring to my opponent will be nothing compared to what I'm going to do to you. At Crap-a-mania, I'll show you and everybody else just why you were never worthy of a title shot against me. And I'll prove once again that I am The Showstoppa---
*All of a sudden a countdown appears on the Toomitron. Fans start cheering as they know who's about to show up. The lights go out for a few seconds. Then pyro goes off. Moments later, Chris Jericho appears, and the fans cheer even louder. He also has a mic in his hand.
Jericho: Welcome to EWT...IS...JERICHO!
*Fans continue cheering*
Jericho: And Bert Michaels, I was in the back listening to you run your mouth, and I decided to come out here to tell you to please SHUT...THE HELL...UP!
*More cheering as Jericho steps into the ring*
Jericho: Because you're not only boring me, but you're also boring all these Jerichoholics with your ranting and that filthy, dirty, disgusting, brutal, skanky, bottom-feeding trashbag ho!
*Fans cheer wildly over that and start a "SHE'S A HO!" chant directed at Cherry, who's visibly annoyed*
HBH: Yeah yeah, that's real cute, Jericho. You know, I was actually going to give you a shot at my title. But after thinking it over, I came to the conclusion that you don't deserve it.
*Fans are booing*
HBH: Yeah, because see, you're nothing but a broken down, washed up hasbeen who has to resort to playing in his second-rate band and appearing on those stupid VH1 shows to make any kind of living. Any person like that doesn't even deserve to be in the same arena as me, let alone in the same ring. So I'm leaving. Have a nice life. Come on, Cherry.
*HBH and Cherry head up the ramp as fans are booing loudly. Jericho then rolls out of the ring and attacks HBH. He takes him down and pummels him on the ground. Cherry stops this grabbing Jericho and slapping him. Jericho grabs Cherry by the hair and is about to do something when HBH hits him with a low blow from behind. HBH then throws Jericho into the steel steps. He bangs Jericho's head on the steps numerous times. HBH finishes him off with some Sweet Chin Muzak. He and Cherry then head up the ramp with fans booing the hell out of them*
*Cut to the next segment*
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jul 29, 2006 10:03:19 GMT -5
"Danger" (Ken Shamrock's WWF theme) starts up as Great Hugo enters the arena.
Announcer: The followjng contest is scheduled for one fall. Approaching the ring, currently residing in Japan, weighing in at 287 pounds, Great Hugo!
Great Hugo stands in the ring and awaits Jester Colt Jackal.
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, I have just been informed that Jester Colt Jackal is not in the building. Therefore, as the result of a no-show, Great Hugo!
Great Hugo is rather irate, and steps out of the ring to confront the announcer.
Hugo: What do you mean, he's not here? I came out for a match! Just send somebody out here! I don't care who!
THE WORLD IS SYLVAN...
Sylvan Grenier emerges from the curtain. Great Hugo simply laughs.
Announcer: And from the province of Quebec, weighing 250 pounds, Sylvan Grenier!
As soon as Sylvan steps into the ring, Hugo lifts him up, dashes across the ring, and flattens him with a running spinebuster. He raises his arms to the crowd. He then rolls Sylvan over, and hits him with the Wheelbarrow Uranage.
1...2...3.
Announcer: Here is your winner, Great Hugo!
Hugo still seems perturbed at his opponent no-showing, as he walks back to the curtain.
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Post by Joel, Mike, Currently...? on Jul 29, 2006 12:48:10 GMT -5
Joel and Mike travel through the backstage hall, discussing their upcoming match. Keiko follows, because that's what she does.
Mike: Okay Joel, we're about to face the TWO greatest giants in professional wrestling!
Joel: Yeah! Wait...isn't Haku only like six feet tall?
Mike: That's besides the point. Also, I'm pretty sure the afro adds another three feet.
Joel: Gotcha.
Mike: But the point is, this upcoming match is perfect practice for us.
Joel: Perfect like how?
Mike: To beat these two behemoths, we've gotta get MEAN! We've gotta get TOUGH! We've gotta use a lot of weapons, or we're SCREWED!
Joel: I'm not so sure about that last part. I mean, Andre is old and decrepit, and I'm pretty sure we'll do okay if we can just avoid Haku's superhead.
Mike: Well, we've still gotta toughen up in this match if we expect to defeat Team Ireland. You do expect to defeat Team Ireland, don't you?
Joel: Ah, yeah.
Mike: Well then let's go!
Joel: Right behind you.
Mike: Wait a second...
Mike reaches off-screen and grabs a bottle of Jolt Cola, and takes a sip.
Joel: Is that really necessary?
Mike: You'll find out.
Joel and Mike and Keiko make their way to the match...getting ready for...place...
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Post by Joel, Mike, Currently...? on Jul 29, 2006 12:49:21 GMT -5
It's all about the Pentiums, baby...
Weird Al kicks in, and out come Joel and Mike, dancing as only they can. And the entire Bronx Dance Troupe, but don't tell them that. Keiko also follows them out, swaying to the music, more graceful that Joel and Mike can pull off. After a few whiles of dancing, Mike and Joel race down to the ring, hop up onto the apron, and slingshot roll into the ring. Mike dances his way to the middle, and does the usual Windmill, while Joel dances and does a K Kick behind him. Royally Generic music plays, and the Colossal Connection, Haku and Andre the Giant, followed by Bobby Heenan, come out. They saunter toward the ring, confident in their WWF 80's mind-set that bigger = teh win. As the Connection approaches the ring, Mike decides to jump start things by hitting a no-hands sommersault plancha. However, the combined strength of Andre and Haku keeps him from knocking them down. They hold him up, and look to have devious intentions in mind.
Joel to the rescue, however, as Joel makes a running start, and hits a Spaceman Plancha on Mike and the giants, finally knocking them over. All four roll around on the arena floor for a while, before finally Joel gets up, and tries to pull up Andre. Nothing doing. So he switches to Haku as Mike gets up. Mike takes an arm as Joel takes the other arm, and they both whip him into a guard rail. Joel hits him with a Stinger style splash, and Mike follows up with a rolling Koppu Kick. Joel and Mike get back up, and are attacked by Andre. Andre clubs them in the back, and helps up Haku. Each giant takes a Nyrd, and takes them to the ring. Both slam the Nyrds' heads into the apron, and roll them into the ring. Andre whips Joel into the ropes and clotheslines him down on the way back. Haku simply stomps on Mike.
Joel rolls over to his corner, Andre travels to his, and Haku still stomps upon Mike. After a while, Haku steps back, and lands a falling Headbutt on Mike. Mike looks like he's been shot, having been hit by the super fore head of Haku. Haku goes for the pin, and Mike just barely kicks out at two. Haku heads to tag in Andre, while Mike rolls over to Joel and tags him in. Joel rushes over to Andre and tries for a leg lariat. Andre simply pushes him away, and Joel falls to the mat. Joel hops back up and lands a dropkick on Andre, which actually causes Andre to stumble back into the corner. Mike comes back into the ring, and grabs Joel by the arm. Mike whips Joel, who reverses the whip to add some OOMPH to the whip, and Mike flies through the air and hits a dart styles move into Andre's chest.
Andre falls out of the corner, and Mike follows up by dropping a leg across the back of Andre's head. Joel joins him, and they perform something of a tandem Mahistrol Cradle pin on Andre, which is broken up by Haku. Haku pulls Mike up, and begins chopping him. Eventually, Haku flails him arms around, and hits Mike with a throat thrust, knocking Mike down, whom begins clutching at his throat. Joel tries to interfere with this, but Andre forearms him in the back and rolls him out of the ring. Andre watches, as Haku pulls Mike over to a nearby corner. Haku climbs to the top, and stretches his arms out, signalling a diving headbutt. Haku takes off, but suddenly, Mike launches a mist of some kind of brown liquid into the air! Haku falls out of the air and to his knees, grasping at his face. Ladies and gentlemen, the debut of the Cola Mist!
Joel suddenly hits Andre with a springboard dropkick, and Andre stumbles to and over the ropes. Mike has difficulty picking Haku up for a powerbomb, but he manages it, as Joel comes in for the Neckbreaker, and they hit the Revenge of the Nyrds! Mike hooks Haku's legs as Joel dives through the ropes to stop Andre from interfering, and the ref counts out three! Keiko jumps into the ring as Joel rolls back in, as they celebrate their win over two WWF legends. Mike and Joel get all up in the camera's grill and start shouting for Team Ireland.
Mike: Anytime, anywhere b***hes!
Joel: Crapamania is a long time away, madames, until then, consider this an open challenge to everyone in Team Ireland!
Keiko begins yelling in Japanese, laying down her own challenge. All three, arm in arm, travel to the back as we head to commercial.
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Post by thesunshinesquad on Jul 29, 2006 12:57:24 GMT -5
Ghetto Bird by Ice Cube starts up and down stomps D'zee... this time without Holly Vaughn or her little pet.
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first... from... New York, weighing in at... some amount of pounds... she is the Harlot Hunt 2006 Winner... D'zee!
D'zee snarls at random people in the crowd as they meet her with plenty of heat and boos. He rolls into the ring, snatching the microphone from the nameless announcer
D'zee: In the street we do it the hard way. Now Vivian is going to be on the receiving end of that street philosophy!
Suddenly, Sunshine and Lollipops cuts D'zee off as her opponent skips from out back escorted by her Sunshine Squad...fresh from their beating dealt to the BOD earlier.
Announcer: And introducing the opponent, accompanied by the Sunshine Squad, weighing in at 159 pounds, Dr. Vivian Anemone!!!
The two squad members pulls off the doctor's coat, as she heads down to the ring, sliding inside. Sal and Hal quickly head down afterwards, to " cheer her on " Vivian walks up to D'zee with a ridiculous looking grin on her face. D'zee cowls, just the sight of this women seems to piss her off more than usual. The bell rings and Vivian immediately takes D'zee down with a leg sweep! She then goes for the same leg she swept, grabbing it, only for D'zee to kick her face in with the free one. She stumbles back against the ropes as D'zee charges, only for Vivian to go right under her as she charges, popping back up and going for a roll up! 1....
D'zee quickly kicks out. She gets to her feet, as Vivian rolls to her own. D'zee charges again, as Vivian goes for a high kick to the face, only for D'zee to catch it in mid air, shove it down to the ground and goes for a clothesline! Vivian catches the arm though, taking it into an arm wrench, only for D'zee to reverse this, taking Vivian into one of her own, then delivering an elbow to the shoulder area, followed by another, and one more. Vivian goes down on both knees as D'zee yanks her down, dropping a leg right across the same arm! She goes for a cover. 1....2
Vivian kicks out. D'zee rolls off, trying to clinch on a cross armbar, only for Vivian to fight out of it, using some impressive acrobatics, she escapes the moves, getting to her feet, then delivering a nasty chop to the face of D'zee! D'zee grimaces a bit, getting back up, nailing a nasty chop of her own to Vivian, who acks... stumbling back a bit. She doesn't relent though, going for a third chop... and soon these two women are in a succession to see who will come out on top. after about a half of a minute of this, both GNDs start to grow a bit weaker, as D'zee seems to say enough, clocking Vivian right in the jaw with a punch. She groans, going down to one knee as D'zee grabs her and nails a swinging neckbreaker. Having dropped the doctor, she mounts and pummels with her with some more vicious fists, eventually drawing blood on her via a bloody nose. He gets off and goes for another cover. 1....2....
Vivian once again kicks out. D'zee growls, slamming the mat in frustration as she reaches down to the mat, only for Vivian to quickly take her into a small package! 1...2.... D'zee quickly kicks out, looking a bit caught off guard by that. She yanks Vivian back up, sitting her down and quickly clinching on a Buffalo Sleeper hold, to try to power down her opponent and put her out. Vivian gasps and groans a bit, desperately trying to escape, but to not much avail as D'zee applies more and more pressure. Eventually the submission starts to take effect as Vivian starts to succumb. D'zee smirks and watches as the referee runs over to raise the arm... 1...2....
Vivian keeps the arm up up before the three comes down. D'zee can't believe it, she immediately clinches on even more pressure... but Vivian is fighting it now... getting to one knee and taking her over with a Snapmare! D'zee groans as Vivian gets to her feet, nursing that rather sore arm a bit. She grabs D'zee by the arms, pulling back and applying a Surfboard stretch submission. D'zee growls, unable to really escape the submission. Vivian smiles, taking advantage of the move and turning into a Curb Stomp... planting D'zee face first into the mat. She rolls her over, going for another cover. 1....2....
D'zee manages to kick out. The doctor looks a bit confused, but shrugs the feeling off. She quickly hoists D'zee back up by the head, slamming her down with a Snap Suplex to the mat. Still keeping a hold on her, she proceeds to slam her knees right into D'zees face as they lie on the mat, softening her opponent up even further. After a bit of this, she lifts D'zee back up, whipping her hand into the turnbuckle. Vivian then charges forward, handspringing forwards, right into a Stinger Splash attempt! However D'zee manages to recover, catching Vivian in Mid Air and Slamming her face first into the top turnbuckle! Vivian groans, landing on her feet as D'zee grabs her by the skull ramming it repeatedly into the turnbuckle, then grabbing her from behind and hitting a german suplex! Vivian groans, lying flat down on the mat as D'zee walks over, grinding her boot right into the face of the doctor. She smirks, sitting Vivian up and backing up, charging for a knee to the face, only for Vivian to grab it in mid knee, quickly attempting to turn it into a leg lock! D'zee groans a bit, as Vivian smiles, having taken D'zee down to the mat. The doctor soon attempts to lock in a grapevine, to try and clinch the hold on even tighter. However D'zee quickly prevents this with a quick kick to the face with her free leg. She gets to her feet, but some damage has been done by now. She limps a bit as Vivian slowly gets back up, clutching her sore face. She Blindly charges at D'zee, right into a Knee Lift. D'zee then tries for a jumping neckbreaker, but Vivian shoves her off, back down to the mat. These women are truely evenly matched it seems.
D'zee quickly rolls to her feet, shaking off the cobwebs and going right after Vivian, swinging another fist, only for this one to get caught. Vivian then levels her a few times with some well placed kicks, before letting go. She then goes into a Handstand, taking D'zee down with a handstand head scissors. D'zee groans as Vivian then follows up with a Spiral Leg Drop across the throat area! She gasps, rolling around on the mat in pain. Vivian smiles to the Squad outside, who have remaining ackwardly quiet. She drags a prone D'zee to the corner of the turnbuckle, ascending the top, then leaping off with the Smile High! D'zee tries to move, but the squad is holding her down by the legs! The referee doesn't see this as the Squad let's go as it's too late. Vivian quickly goes for the cover. 1....2....3!!!
And this match is over.
Announcer: Here is your winner... Dr. Vivian Anemone!
Vivian smiles, leaping out of the ring, landing in the arms of both Sal and Hal, still rubbing her own sore one a bit. D'zee gets to her feet a bit slowly, growling angrily, having been screwed out of this match.
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Jul 29, 2006 17:34:46 GMT -5
*We come back from commercial with Koda standing in the ring, holding a sheet of paper*
Koda: Ladies and gentlemen, I have here, the 6 names of the people who signed up. Due to some recent problems......all the 6 pre-picked guys backed out of the qualifying matches.....I didn't expect for this to happen....so, I've changed this into a 6 men tournament, with each week having a match. When we are left with 3 men, they will have a Triple Threat Match at the PPV. Without further ado, I shall announce the matches....
Next week, it will be Merc vs. Chance Confidence!
The week following that will be Chad Michaels vs. Bolt Bacana!
Finally, in the last week of qualifiers, it will be Liam O'Neill vs. Davy Jones!
That is all!
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Post by Superior Dragon on Jul 29, 2006 21:01:21 GMT -5
We fade bck into the EWT Arena after a commercial for EWTBay.com. Jazz is already standing in the ring, wating for her opponent.
"What The World Means To You" hits as Sarah Sidall comes out to tremendous cheers from the fans. She slides into the ring and poses as Jeremy Boreass makes the introduction.
JB: The following contst is scheduled for one fall. Already in the ring, from New Orleans, Luisiana, Jazz!! And her opponent, from the City Of Angels, returning to the EWT, Sarah Sidall!!!
As Sarah poses on the turnbuckles, Jazz attacks her from behind to start the match.
-----Ding Ding Ding!-----
Jazz continues her onslaught and picks Sarah up before giving her a nasty backbreaker. Jazz graqbs Sarah and goes for a gutbuster, but Srah reverses and hits a Russian Leg Sweep. Sarah jumos up quickly and hits a jumping fistdrop right to Jazz's forehead. Jazz gets up rather slowly as Sarah locks in a reverse headlock. Jazz reverses by picking Sarah up in a back suplex position then throws her forward across the ring causing Sarah to land on her butt. Sarah stands back up, trying to think up a new game plan. Jazz puts her hand up, suggesting a test of strength. Sarah looks at her like she's crazy but decides to humor Jazz and they lock hands. Jazz looks to be winning but Sarah suddenly throws her leg up and steps over Jazz's arm sending her down to one knee. Sarah breaks the TOS, jumps off Jazz's knee, leaps over and dropkicks Jazz in the back of the head. Both women stand back up. Sarah sends a series of alternating knees to Jazz's midsection causing her to lose some air. Sarah leaps up and goes for a hurricanrana but Jazz catches her, then power bombs Sarah right into the turnbuckles. Jazz follows up with a charging splash into the buckles. Sarah slumps down to her knees. Jazz scoops her up and connects with a running powerslam. She goes for a pin.
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Sarah kicks out. Jazz picks her up and gives her a knee to the gut before hitting a wicked looking DDT. Jazz tries to pin Sarah, but Sarah reverse and locks in the armbar (ARMBAR!!!!!).e hold firmly locked in. Jazz flips over Jazz tries to fight out, but Sarah keeps the hold locked in. Jazz flips over and kicks Sarah right in the head, causing her to release the hold. Jazz catches Sarah with a hard clothesline, nearly knocking her out. Jazz picks her up and tries to hit her old finisher (the one where she picks her opponent up by her arms before dropping them hard), but Sarah reverses and manages to hit a Twist Of Fate!!! Jazz is down but Sarah picks her up and hits the Sarah-Side!!! Jazz is down as Sarah goes to the top before hitting the Leap Of Faith (BME into Phoenix Splash)!! Cover by Sarah.....
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JB: Here is you're winner, Sarah Sidall!
As soona s JB says that, dark Latin hymnals play over the loud speakers. As everyone stands in confusion, out come the thirteen men in dark robes walk out, still carrying the big block of ice behind them. They carry the block to the left side of the stage, and proceed to stand in front of it. Shortly, out comes the woman in the white robe, standing at the center of the ramp. She slowly removes her hood, and reveals that she is Ms. White, only now she has the same eye makeup as Chrysta. Ms. White slowly begins to speak.*
White: As most of you know me through WWE...I am Trish Stratus. However, for those that have been paying attention to EWT for the last year...I am Ms. White, lover of the Ice Queen, Chrysta.
*The crowd gives mixed cheers, with only the kayfabe fans booing.*
White: As you are all aware...two months ago, my dear Chrysta and I were caught in a life changing car accident. I was alright...but the doctors told me that Chrysta was hurt so badly...that they had to freeze her before she could lose any more days in her life. But NOW...now my love is finally safe, and back to her normal health. And now...she shall be released at Crapamania 3 from her icy prison!
*More mixed cheers*
White: On that night, however, a sacrifice must be made. Chrysta shall return to the GND Division...and it has been decided that YOU, Sarah Sidall...are the first to be made an example of! But Ms. Sarah...do not expect any 'clean' behavior...for this match WILL be fought under the Frozen Code!
*With that, the fans cheer even louder for the match stipulation, and Ms. White, the thirteen cloaked men, and the block of ice head backstage, leaving Sarah a little frightened.*
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Post by Banned Member on Jul 30, 2006 1:53:18 GMT -5
*King of King plays over the P.A., and Merc comes out from back stage to a loud ring of boos. As the fans have not cared lately for Mercs comments about some of the EWTs finest. Merc steps though the ropes, and grabs the mic.*
Merc: All of you can shut the hell up right now cause when I speak you all listen!!!
*The fans start booing louder, and some even throw garbage at Merc.*
Merc: You know what ever since I been in EWT. I been quiet, and waited my turn for title shots, and good opponents, but something has changed here. A few months ago I lost the Tri State title, and well it seems to me that I didn't get my rematch, but instead Mike Ragnal gets a shot! What the hell has he ever done that great that he gets a chance to win a title. That match should be mine, and you all damn know it!
*The fans start the Your not the champ chant, and it seems to get on Mercs nerves some.*
Merc: Then there was this sign up sheet for the Ox division title at Crap-O-Mania 3, but yet I'm not even allowed to compete in that match. So it seems to me that the EWT roster is scared of good ol Merc.
*This makes the fans boo even louder.*
Merc: So what do I get at Crap O Mania 3? Some old washed up Hall of Farmer that thinks he can go toe to toe with Merc, and the real fun part Toom won't tell me who I'm wrestling. Well that's just fine Toom. Cause you see you send the entire EWT roster after me Toom. I no longer care. You can put me up against whatever bag of bones from the past you can dig up. Hell you can put me against the entire EWT roster! Cause you see Toom. Merc is pissed now. Merc is tired of your so called roster ducking my challenges, and I'm really tired of being over looked. For crying out loud I beat Ratings in a Hell in a Cell, but yet from my rumors he is going to get a shot at gold before me? How the hell does that work out!? So come Crap-O-Mania 3 there will be a new era of Merc one that will be unleashed, and one your not going to be able to stop Toom. Cause I will show no mercy on anyone that gets in my way.
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