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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Aug 22, 2006 23:02:41 GMT -5
(We immediatly cut backstage to see King Choculon, in full get up, standing in front of a TV. Having just viewed Billy's segment involving the sock puppet, he's practically smoking out of the ears he's so pissed off. Terri then walks into the room laughing and wiping tears from her eyes.)
Terri: "Ha! That........oh man, that was funny! That voice he used to impersonate you, that was a scream! Ha! Ha! He really got you that time, didn't he Ultimo?"
(KC glares at Terri and suddenly raises his hand and points to the heavens.)
KC: "WE ARE NOT AMUSED!"
(With that KC pulls his cape over his arm and storms out of the room. Terri stands there for a second and starts giggling again.)
Terri: "I don't care what he says, I'm putting that on youtube!"
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Aug 23, 2006 9:11:38 GMT -5
*The INXS song "Kick" begins to play & a Crap-a-Mania III logo appears on the screen. We then cut to a picture of Spaz, then one of Gasoline. Various images of the two men doing their thing in the ring shows & then a voice over starts up.*
VO: Our most coveted prize. The biggest night in our company's history. Two friends, One winner. Gasoline versus Spaz. The EWT World Heavyweight Title. Sunday August 27th. Live & exclusive to Pay Per View. Crap-a-Mania, where legends are born & legacies created.
*More footage of both men plays & the final shot is the two man standing face to face. We then fade to the Crap-a-Mania Logo.*
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Post by respectmeordye3 on Aug 23, 2006 12:15:04 GMT -5
Singapore Caine is storming down the hall when he gets stopped by a newbie interveiwer "Uh..,.Mr. Caine sir, can I get your comments about your match?"
Caine spins around and grabs the mic "This is the second time that little turd has screwed me over!" he snarls "He may think he's on top, with the little stuff he's pulled in the last two weeks but once we get to Crap-A-Mania I'm gonna show him who's really on top!"
and with that Singapore Caine stalks away.
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Post by teamireland on Aug 23, 2006 14:23:19 GMT -5
(As "Amhrán na bhFiann' plays over the loud speaker, Coach O'Hare comes out onto the ramp, waving his hurley with the Irish flag attached. Following close behind is Shane Malone, who stops at the top of the ramp and flexes his pecs.)
Lillian: "The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, being accompanied by Coach O'Hare, from the Emerald Isle, weighing in at 297 pounds, he is the "Celtic Giant"....... Shane Malone!"
(With that the green, white, and gold pyro go off and Malone and O'Hare march down to the ring. O'Hare enters first, waving the flag and pointing to Malone, telling the audiance to give him his proper respect. Malone rips his shirt off and mounts a turnbuckle, raising both arms, grimacing. O'Hare looks like he wants the microphone but before he can speak he's interupted by "Stripsearch" by Faith No More. Insulted they've been cut off, both Irishmen turn to the ramp to see King Choculon, decked out in his cape and "Super Rad" crown, walk out from the back, generating a healthy dose of boos."
Lillian: "And his opponent, from Portland Oregon, weighing in at 232 lbs, he is.................King Choculon!"
(KC waltzes down the ramp oblivious to the hostile reaciton he's getting, and calmly enters the ring. He waves to his "subjects" in the crowd, then turns to Malone and O'Haire and gives them the razzberry and two thumbs down. Malone wants to charge KC but O'Hare holds him back. KC then turns to the turnbuckle, takes off his cape, and ties it around the ringpost. He then takes off his crown and places it on top of the post. He turns to his opponent just in time to see O'Hare say, "Ok, now." and Malone charges in and plasters KC with a running forearm shot.)
DING! DING!
(Malone tags KC with several more forearm shots to the back and the fifth one puts him down. Malone elbow drops KC in the back twice then picks him up. Malone throws KC half way across the ring with a body slam and KC thuds right on his back. KC quickly raises up to his feet but Malone charges and takes him back down with a flying shoulder block. Malone bounces off the ropes and comes down with a splash, hooking the leg. One count. Malone doesn't waste any time and picks KC back up and sends him into the turnbuckles. Malone charges in and clotheslines KC. As KC stumbles out Malone scoops him up and plants him with a spinebuster. Malone points to the turnbuckles and O'Hare cheers him on. Malone climbs to the top and waits for KC to stand up. KC turns and Malone dives off with a lariat right across the chest. Malone goes for the pin again but gets two. Malone gets up and gestures for KC to stand up. KC does indeed stand up but Malone catches him across the chin with a rock hard right hand. KC staggers and Malone decks him again. KC looks wobbly and O'Hare screams for Malone to put him down. Malone revs up and swings but KC ducks and dropkicks Malone right in the knee. Malone hits the deck and grabs his knee while KC takes a few moments to figure out where he is.
KC grabs two fist fulls of hair and picks Malone up. He back hands Malone right in the mouth, just to be a jerk, then bounces off the ropes and hits a flying forearm. KC lands a quick leg drop, turns Malone over, and applies a Rat Trap. Malone struggles but after a minute he begins to stand up. KC cranks back harder but Malone manages to make it up to both feet. Malone reaches back, grabs KC by the head, and flips him overhead off his back and onto the mat with a resounding thud. Malone stomps a couple times and lands a fist drop to KC's skull. Malone turns to O'Hare and signals for the lariat, and O'Hare nods his head in approval. Malone bounces off the ropes and tries to connect the lariat but KC ducks it sending Malone chest first into the ropes. Malone bounces backwards and KC picks Malone up in a back suplex but runs forwards and dumps Malone over the top rope and onto the concrete outside, Berzerker style. KC hits the ropes and flies over the top, blasting Malone right in the mug with the Cannonball Run. Malone is layed out as KC stands up and waves to the crowd. Somebody yells "The king is a fink!" and KC looks around to see who said it. KC throws Malone back into the ring and climbs up to the top turnbuckle. KC leaps off and connects with a Rios style moonsault. He hooks the leg and gets a two count.
KC doesn't waste any time and blasts Malone across the face with several punches. KC gives Malone a swinging neckbreaker and follows it with a dropkick to the back of Malone's head while he's seated. KC hops up to the second turnbuckle and waits for Malone to stand up. Malone finally gets up but KC leaps off, traps Malone's head between both knees, and plants his face right into the canvas. KC goes for the win but can only get a two count. KC gives the ref the skunk eye and slaps his hands three times in frustration. KC goes to Malone's legs and locks in a Figure Four. Malone struggles to get out but KC keeps the hold applied. After two minutes in the hold Malone starts to turn over in an attempt to reverse it. Just as he's about to get over KC releases and elbow drops Malone in the head. KC goes back up to the second turnbuckle and starts to grin. Malone stands up and KC leaps off with an axe handle, but Malone sees it coming and punches KC in the stomach. KC flips over and lands on his back, sucking wind as Malone makes the cover. He gets a two.
Malone drives the elbow three times to KC's head and sends him into the ropes. Malone catches KC with the baaaaaaaack body drop (thanks Vince) and KC crashes to the mat. KC gets back up but Malone charges and knocks him back down with a shoulder block. KC stands and Malone just body slams him. KC stands up again but he gets another body slam. A third time KC stands up but Malone just body slams him again. KC stands a fourth time but before Malone can slam him KC simply falls over. Malone covers and gets a two count. Malone picks KC up in a delayed suplex and holds it for a count of 16 before planting him with a power slam. Malone covers again and gets a two and a half. Malone stands and yells "That's it!" as he waits for KC to stand up. KC raises and Malone goes for another lariat, but KC catches the arm, pulls on it and super kicks Malone right in the mouth. Malone hits the mat and KC plants a knee to the temple just for good measure.
As Malone is down clutching his head KC walks over to his cape over in the corner and pulls something out of an inside pocket. He reveals an arm brace and he pulls it onto his left arm. He fixes something inside of the brace so it's right in the crook of his arm and he makes the throat slashing motion. Malone stands up and KC bounces off the ropes for the Crowning Achievement Lariat (worst name for a move ever) but Malone catches him and powerslams KC to the mat. Malone signals for the Dragon Slayer and goes to pick KC up. Suddenly from out of the crowd Chris Evans appears and walks up behind Coach O'Hare. He grabs the hurly from out of his hands and when O'Hare turns around Evans plants it right between the eyes. Malone sees this and immediatly goes over to the side of the ring to help his coach out. Malone swings at Evans through the ropes but can't reach him. Evans rears back and takes a swing at Malone but he dodges it and backs away from the ropes. Evans dumps the hurley and heads back into the crowd as an enraged Malone screams at him to come back and fight. Just as Malone turns around he sees KC bouncing off the rope just in time to crack him in the face with the Crowning Achievement. A loud "Clang!" echoes throughout the arena on contact and Malone lands on the mat in a heap. KC covers and hooks the leg for the 1, 2, 3.
Lillian: "Here is your winner................King Choculon!"
(KC stands up and gets his arm raised in victory. He smiles and walks over to his ring post, places his crown on his head and throws his cape over his shoulder. He leaves the ring and slowly, and arrogantly, walks back up the ramp. Coach O'Hare rolls into the ring and checks on his fallen giant, trying to wake him back up. O'Hare turns to the crowd and calls out for Evans to show himself but he doesn't turn up. As O'Hare tries to revive Malone, KC stops at the top of the ramp and raises his arm up like the jerk he is, the crowd booing at top volume. KC slowly turns and is about to dissappear behind the curtain when a yellow and green streak appears and......
BLAMMO!
Billy Ubermark dives from behind the curtain with a chair shot that lays KC out flat as a mackeral. Billy grabs one of KC's legs and drags him backstage as the camera fades to commercial.............)
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Post by chanceconfidence on Aug 24, 2006 8:38:36 GMT -5
Ultimate Warrior's theme pumps right out of the Toomitron as he starts running down to the ring like a maniac, the crowd giving him a nostalgic pop... as he runs like a lunatic around and round the ring.
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Approaching the ring, from Parts Unknown, weighing in at 275 pounds... the Ultimate Warrior!!!
Warrior continues to run all around the ring even more, quickly getting tired, entering the ring as soon as he does so. Eventually after, Sweetest Perfection starts up and his opponent heads out.
Chance: INTRODUCING THE OPPONENT... from Britania... weighing in currently at 233 pounds, the personification of flawlessness... CHANCE....CONFIDENCE!!!
Chance strolls quickly down to the ring, tossing his headset off and hopping onto the ring apron, watching as Warrior quickly charges at him, Chance instinctively leaping off the ropes, spring boarding towards warrior with a flying Wheel Kick right to the skull! He rolls quickly back to his feet as Warrior groans. Confidence walks over, grinding his boot right into the face of Warrior... who groans in effect. Chance smirks, sitting Warrior up and quickly running off the ropes, coming back around and hitting a Rolling Neck Snap, putting Warrior back on his back. The crowd boos as Confidence walks over, hands behind his back... looking down and cockily shaking his head in apparent disappointment at Warrior's performance so far. Warrior quickly gets to his feet though... looking to prove Chance wrong, but not getting the chance as Confidence quickly nails a jumping Enziguri, cracking warrior once again in the head as he drops to both knees, clutching the area. Chance kips up off the ground after said move, charging at Warrior, floating over and powering him down with a DDT, driving him to the mat. The crowd boos as Chance looms over Warrior... rubbing his palms together and just waiting for him to get up. Eventually he does... just in time to take the Confidence Breaker! Warrior groans, slamming hard onto the mat... as Confidence runs over, hopping atop the turnbuckle and leaping off with the Confidence Booster... connecting. He hooks the leg... for a cover.
1....2....
3!
And Chance makes short work out of the Warrior.
Announcer: Here is your winner...
Chance shoves the announcer aside, snatching the microphone from him.
Chance: AHEM... HERE IS YOUR GLORIOUS WINNER... AND FUTURE WINNER OF THE CRAPMANIA BARBWIRE MATCH... CHANCE.... CON...FI....DENCE!!!!
Confidence tosses the mike, hitting Warrior on the forehead as he simply exits the ring... heading back up the rampway as we fade to commercial.
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Post by respectmeordye3 on Aug 24, 2006 11:18:59 GMT -5
Singapore Caine is exiting the lunchroom when he accidentally bumps into Russ Tazer--a EWT newbie. Who earlier tonight just had his first match--a dark match of course---against fellow newbie Greg Townsley.
Russ is in a bad mood just as Singapore Caine is but for an entirely different reason. He's mad because he thinks that instead of a dark match with Townsley that he should be getting a title shot on day one for the main title and he hasn't.In fact he has just come from Toomi's office where he asked for said "title shot" and was turned down cold. A fact he is not very happy about. It doesn't help that it's only been three weeks since he graduated from his wrestling school.
So it's no surprise that when the two bump into each other, he makes the mistake of turning around and calling Caine something so foul it cannot be repeated here and then follows it up with a threat.
Caine is clearly not in the mood to take threats. Especially from from wrestling pre-madonna newbie who thinks he deserves a title shot in his first real match.
Politely Caine tells him he's not in the mood.
Russ--being the bigmouthed jerk he is comes back with another insult--this one about Caine's mother.
Caine is really trying not to let loose on this new kid, and warns him to watch himself around here because some of the other Superstars won't be as nice as he's being.
Russ ignores the warning.
Instead he slaps Caine across the face.
hard.
And then he follows it up by literally spitting in Caine's face.
That tears it.
Singapore Caine immedietly attacks the younger, less experienced wrestler and in mere minutes has bloodied him beyond belief, But Caine's rage seems unstoppable as he beats Tazer unmercifully as he leads him into a nearby elevator and is followed a moment later by the camera crew.
As Caine viciously assaults Tazer, the door's close. a moment later Caine slingshot's Tazer into the wall of buttons and the elevator begins to rise.
A moment later the elevator jerks to a stop and as the elevator bell rings, the doors slide open just in time for Caine to Powerbomb him to the floor outside.
Caine steps out of the elevator,followed closely by the camera crew and Caine continues his savagery on Russ Tazer.
He pulls Russ to his feet and with one last savage scream of rage he spins him around and then sends him headfirst out the window......
From four stories up.
The sound of Russ's body making an impact on the parking lot below suddenly seems to jolt Caine out of his savage state and taking a look at what he has just done to the mouthy newbie Caine immedietly makes an anomynous 911 phone call.
Three days later he gets the news.
Russ Tazer will live. But his wrestling career is more or less over due to his injuries.
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Post by Rick Raskall on Aug 24, 2006 18:55:16 GMT -5
Lilian Garcia is backstage with EWT star Sexy Dynamo.
Lilian: Sexy Dynamo, you've been in EWT for a little over a month. Tonight, you face Bart Gunn. Bart Gunn has a reputation for being a tough competitor, but...
Sexy Dynamo takes Lilian's hand and kisses it. Lilian blushes.
Sexy Dynamo: My dearest Lilian, you worry too much. I face men many times tougher than Bart Gunn. He shall be...how do you say? No challenge to me. I concern myself more with bringing the sexy to EWT. Now Miss Lilian, before I have my match, would you like to have a sample of the sexy?
Lilian: (blushing) I...um...okay!
Sexy Dynamo takes her hand and they both exit.
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
TOP ROPE CATCH A VIBE YEAH I SWERVE WHEN I DRIVE
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Aug 24, 2006 19:10:16 GMT -5
We fade in to Chad Michaels standing by with Maria.
Maria: Chad Michaels, tonight you and your partner Bolt Bacana take on one-half of the teg team champions, Moxie, ina handicapped match. How do you feel about that?
Chad: I don't worry Maria. I'm more concentrated on this Sunday, at Crap-A-Mania. Where the REAL match is. And as for Moxie, well, I seriously think you can beat us. If you somehow manage to withstand the brutality of Rated X. And this, Moxie, is a fact. Bolt already beat you once, and that was in a singles match. Imagine what will happen when I'm there, and it's two on one.
Maria: One more question. Are you at all worried about HMark? I mean, he is one of the best wrestlers alive today.
Chad: Well, yes, I am a little anxious to be in the ring with him. BUt when I'm out there, facing him, my anxiety, will wash away, and I will do what the nBo could not.
Maria: Learn there capitalization?
Chad: Good one, but no. Defeat HMark, and beat him fairly. Now, Maria, may I ask you a question?
Maria: Sure.
Chad: May I have your phone number?
Maria: Um...well.....CM said...
Chad: Foget CM. I can take care of him.
Maria: Then in that case....
*Maria hands him a slip of papaer as Chad puts it in his pocket.
Chad: Be seeing you.
*Chad gives her a quick kiss ont he cheek before walking away. Maria just stands there for a bit before following him ass we fade out.
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Post by Rick Raskall on Aug 24, 2006 20:00:50 GMT -5
Maria continues to follow Chad Michaels down the hall. As Maria passes the locker room, the door opens.
Sexy Dynamo: Oh Maria...
Maria stops. Chad Michaels continues down the hallway.
Sexy Dynamo: Maria...
Maria turns around and sees Sexy Dynamo peeking out of the locker room.
Sexy Dynamo: Ah, Maria, my flower. Now, where might you be going?
Maria: I was just following Chad Michaels. He is, like, so dreamy.
Sexy Dynamo: Dreamy, yes, I see. But does he have the style, the suaveness, the sexiness of a Sexy Dynamo?
Maria: Um...
Sexy Dynamo: No, of course not. And does this Chad Michaels have a sexy Latino accent?
Maria: Well, I don't know. What does a Latino accent sound like?
Sexy Dynamo: Ah, my Maria. A very simple girl, you are.
Maria: Thanks!
Sexy Dynamo: Now, I have already introduced myself to the spicy Latina temptress that is Lilian Garcia. How would you like to join the two of us, and make some very sexy salsa?
Maria: Um, okay!
Sexy Dynamo: Of course you do. Now come with me, my dear, and you'll find out wy everything is MAGNIFICENT...when you're sexy.
Maria follows him into the locker room.
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Post by Mystery on Aug 24, 2006 23:06:34 GMT -5
Theres a place for us A time and place for us Hold my hand And were halfway there Hold my hand And Ill take you there Somehow Someday Somewhere
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Ragnal
Game Genie
Yanno what they say: All toasters toast El Dandy
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Post by Ragnal on Aug 25, 2006 8:57:57 GMT -5
*Joe Ragnal is standing backstage, his EWT Toolshed title over his shoulder.*
JOE: In two days, I will be fighting in my biggest match to date for my Toolshed title. If anyone knows well enough, history may just repeat itself.
Last year, Ultimo Chocula and I debuted the Fun House match. This year, Spyke Johanson and myself debut the Chuck E. Cheese match. And Spyke, we've had a short history together. We fought in the Bunkhouse Brawl against eight others in EWT for this title. You and I were the last ones, and you were the last combatant eliminated. But I liked what you did in that match. And I offered you a shot at the next PPV.
But you did something even I wouldn't have thought of. You called up the local Chuck E. Cheese for a match there for the title. Now that...that's thinking outside the box. That's the kind of FUN I wouldn't have thought up myself. So Spyke...this match on Sunday is about the respect you and the rest of GenTech have talked about in the past...but it's also about having FUN. And you, Spyke...I gaurantee you know what FUN is.
Should I win at Crapamania 3, however, I'll have to face one of two people later on, since they'll win contendership for this belt. And who are they again?
Chance Confidence. A former Tri-State champion, who had the highlight of his career inside the Hell in a Cell. Did he win? No. But did he survive? Yes. And did he have FUN? More than likely.
Great Hugo. Big guy. New to the EWT. Can he wrestle? Maybe. Is he better than Mike Knox? Perhaps? Does he know how to have FUN? Not sure of that.
See, that's all that matters when it comes to me. In order to fight me, you need to be FUN.
Because isn't that what the world needs these days?
But first things first...me and Spyke have a match at Crapamania 3. And I gaurantee...it's gonna be a helluva lotta FUN!
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Post by pta on Aug 25, 2006 9:44:17 GMT -5
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
Pomp and Circumstance starts up as Principal Pain heads down to the ring, receiving a multitude of boos as he does so.
Announcer: Introducing first, from Dover, Delaware, weighing in at 325 pounds... Principal Pain!
Pain steps into the ring, ripping off his suit and pacing about the ring a bit, awaiting his opponent. He doesn't have to wait long as out he comes to his own theme.
Announcer: And introducing the challenger, from Parts Unknown, weighing in at 255 pounds.... Renegade!
Renegade quickly runs towards and starts circling the ring madly. Pain simply watches, shaking his head as he snatches the microphone.
Pain: Now... CUT THAT GARBAGE OUT! You are not the Ultimate Warrior... though you may think so my poor deluded friend. But in reality, you are not... you are Mr Rick Williams and unless you decide to get a name change, you shall always be RICK WILLIAMS.
Renegade stops in mid run, looking at Pain in the ring who now has a self satisfied smirk on his face. Immediately he charges, sliding under the ropes, only for Pain to cut him off with a quick double footed stomp across the back of the neck. Renegade acks, clutching the area as Pain continues to focus further stomping all across the general neck area. He then lifts Renegade up to his feet, quickly taking him down with a Swinging Neckbreaker to the mat. Pain then drops down, clinching on a Dragon Sleeper from off the ground, Renegade gasping in pain! He tries desperately to hold on, as Pain uses a free hand to deliver some overhand chops once again to the throat area... only to lift him up to his feet quickly. He then locks in a waistlock nearly seamlessly, hitting a german suplex, keeping the locked on and nailing the Dragon Suplex... rolling through and back to his feet, in order to complete the Satisfactory Suplex Series! A cover. 1...2...
Pain deliberately vetoes his own pin... to the crowd's displeasure. Pain smirks, sitting Renegade up and delivering a nasty knife edge chop right across the throat! Renegade clutches his neck as Pain drops down again, trapping his legs around Renegade's neck in a body scissors, using his free arms to pull back on his opponent's skull! Renegade screams in pain... pretty much trapped and inevitably about to tap... until Pain once again blatantly stops. The crowd boos even further as Pain hoists Renegade up once again... grabbing and planting a helpless Renegade with a Stroke, driving him face first into the mat. From there, he quickly locks in the Detention Lock... soon after Renegade taps out to the submission.
And this one sided bout is over.
Announcer: Here is your winner... Principal Pain!
Pain quickly rolls out of the ring, as Renegade groans, clutching his possibly injured neck in pain
Fade to Commercial
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B.A.
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Post by B.A. on Aug 25, 2006 13:24:32 GMT -5
*Eddie OMega is backstage talking to Cole*
Cole: Eddie, your thoughts on not just being booked in not one, but two matches tonight?
Eddie: It doesnt surprise me at all Cole, I'm really starting to think Toomi-Bischoff doesnt like ya know? I don't know how many people can go from being a slammy award winner like me, to wrestling two guys on a blatant and error like this!!! No, screw it, toomi..you know damn well youre trying to kill my career. Ive beaten people to a pulp just to prove to you how much I want a title shot, but noooo, he won't give it to me. It does-not-matter about how you win, I don't care about whether people think I'm a "Top" athelete, all I care about is gold, gold and more gold. Now, I'm going out there and do it this way. I might as well make it a handicap match, seeing as I would be screwed outta house and home any other way.
*He bumps into Cole, and storms off.
Lillian: Ladies and Gentleman, the following match is now..a handicap match. In the ring, is Team Canada's own...Petey Williams!! and from LAX, Konnan!!! Now on the way to the ring...from Washington, D.C...weighing 260 lbs, Eddie...Omega.
Eddie storms into the ring, and tackles williams but Konnan pulls him off and begins stomping him on the ground as Williams drives a knee into Omega's forhead. The ref pushes Konnan out to the ring onto the apron. Williams irish whips Eddie into the ropes, but he ducks a clothesline and shoulder blocks him. Eddie then sits him up, kicks his back, slaps his chest and does his familiar Pi Kappa Slappa by finishing the move off with a back splash. He looks at Konnan and taunts him on the apron angering him. Eddie picks Williams up, and slaps his chest, and does it again sending him down before doing a european uppercut. Eddie smiles and slaps Williams face.
Crowd:oooooooo
Eddie then drives elbows into his head before Konnan comes over and punches him in the back of the head and jumps off the apron sending Eddie after him. This gives Willaims a chance to work on this leg by stomping it. He goes to tag in Konnan who begins to immediately work on the leg before hooking in his Tequila sunrise but Eddie is too close to the ropes and grabs them forcing the ref to do a count on konnan..
ref:1....2....3...4..
Konnan lets go but the damage is done. He picks Eddie up throws him against the ropes, and does a signature move that has the crowd cheeing, his rolling thunder Lariat. And Eddie collapses on that leg which is still hurt. Konnan from there locks in a sleeper which has Eddie falling asleep. The ref is checking but Eddie wont give up and is quick to his feet before the ref and grab his arm. He puts his arm behind Konnan and does a back body drop to him. Eddie covers him but Williams jumps in..
The crowd is looking towards the entrance way as they see..the rest of Team Canada? What can they be doing down here? Williams sees them and tells Konnan to toss him on the outside. Konnan drops Eddie and then moves past Williams and grabs a mic..
Konnan: "Hey homes...I know your type, giving us latinos orders!! *Williams is shaking his head, saying what the hell is he talking about* Yea gato, I'm not with you remember, I don't say "eh" I'm with the LAX homes!!! At this cue, Homocide and Hernandez both come down to the ring and start arguing with Team Canada before an all out brawl beaks out. The Ref sees the mayhem and jumps out the ring trying to seperate all competitors. Eddie barely is able to stand up before Williams hits him from behind and sets him up for the Canadian Destroyer but Eddie powers out and does a back body drop to him. Williams gets up rakes his eyes and kicks Eddie again before he powers out again and clotheslines him. Throughout the melee, Scott D'Amore's Canadian flag gets thrown into the ring after Homocide hits D'Amore having the flag fly into the ring. Eddie sees this and knows the ref is on the outside. He picks it up, looks at it..but what does he do?
He tosses it on the ground, and Irish whips Williams into the corner hard. He then kicks his chest in with the Pledges and hoists Williams up before doing his belly to belly finisher, the Omega Psi Phi. Eddie crawls over to pin Williams and the ref sees it in the corner of his eye and gets in the ring.
Ref:1....2......3....
The crowd erupts as Team Canada and LAX still fight, but Eddie somehow manages to pull off a win beating the odds in the handicap match. The camera sees referres and others try to pull LAX and Team Canada off each other as the fighting still continues and the camera fades.
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Spyke the Pacers Fan
El Dandy
Still hates himself for missing the last episode of Murder She Wrote
Go Indiana!
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Post by Spyke the Pacers Fan on Aug 25, 2006 14:34:14 GMT -5
*The camera fades back in from commercial, and shows Spyke Johannson on a cell phone.*
Spyke: "Yeah, don't worry about it. Whatever Joe Ragnal and I may destroy or break in the Chuck E. Cheese, we have it covered.
*At this point, Spaz walks up to Spyke*
Spyke: "OK, I have to go, I'll see you Sunday. *hangs up* "Hey, Spaz, what's going on?"
Spaz: "Not much, who was that on the phone?"
Spyke: "Oh, that was the manager of the Chuck E. Cheese, he was just voicing some concerns, I assured him everything would be fine."
Spaz: "Oh yeah, that's gonna be a match to watch. Gas and I will be watching on the closed circuit back at the arena."
Spyke: "Yeah, you excited for your match against Gasoline at Crap-a-Mania?"
Spaz: "I'm excited for any match I'm in, but this one has a little something special, you know? I get to face off against a good friend of mine, in the main event, of the single biggest wrestling event of the year!"
Spyke: "Yeah, I'm excited for my match too."
Spaz: "Yeah, Toolshed Title! Nice!"
Spyke: "Like Joe said earlier, it's gonna be a helluva lot of FUN! But it's gonna be a fight, and I plan on bringing the fight to him."
Spaz: "Spyke, there is no doubt in my mind that you can win this match. I look at you and see the future of EWT. The Toolshed Title is first, but sometime down the road, this title *pats the EWT Championship* will be yours."
Spyke: "Wow. I- I don't know what to say. But, thank you, Spaz, for your words of encouragement, and I will do Generation Tech proud! I will walk out of that Chuck E. Cheese, Toolshed Champion, and, most importantly, I'll do myself proud, knowing I accomplished such a big achievement."
Spaz: "That's aweso--
*Suddenly, Spaz is cracked over the head with a chair by WWE Superstar, Chris Masters. Behind him is Rachael Leigh Cook.*
RLC: "Motivation is on the way, Spyke! Motivation... TO WIN!"
*Spyke immediately spears Chris Masters and lays into him with several punches. Spyke hits him with a sambo suplex, and Masters stays down. Spyke goes to check on Spaz.*
RLC: "Win the title Spyke, or else this will happen again! Only this time to you, and I'll be dancing, like you do, on the grave of your career! *Turns to camera* As for you Rosa, get ready, because I intend to do the same, WIN THE TITLE! I... need... the... GOLD!"
*RLC walks off, Spyke is still checking on Spaz.*
Spyke: "I'm gonna win the title alright. But not for Rachael. For me, you, Gen. Tech. and the fans. As much as I hate to admit it, Rachael has motivated me to win. Once I do... well, I don't know. But she'll get her comeuppance."
*Spyke helps Spaz to his feet and brings him off-camera. The camera pans over to Chris Masters, who is still down. Fade to commercial for the EWT Arcade Game!*
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Post by crauswell on Aug 25, 2006 14:56:37 GMT -5
After we return from commercial, we cut to a screen... as you can see on one side, an eagle flying full speed, while on the other, a lion charges forward... the two colliding and creating a huge explosion... leaving behind the following words... surrounded by flames.
Crauswell Returns Next Week...
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Post by teamireland on Aug 25, 2006 19:04:13 GMT -5
*"Mr. 720" Chris Evans & The Nyrds, along with Keiko can be seen congregating ouside the locker-room of Team Ireland. Joel knocks on the door & we hear a voice from within; it's Coach O'Hare.* O'Hare: Who is it? Mike:[Affecting an Irish accent] Potato Man. O'Hare:[Opening the door] Where the hell have you been? *Upon opening the door O'Hare is met with a kick to the nuts from Keiko. As he doubles over in pain, the three men enter the room & begin attacking Team Ireland, laying into them with kicks & punches. Before the members of Team Ireland can regain their composure Evans & the Nyrds run off. O'Hare watches them go with a scowl on his face.* O'Hare: We'll get you yet, you buggers! Just wait!
BACK IN THE EWT ARENA...
*"Fire It Up" hits as green and blue lights swirl over the and a countdown appears on the Toomi-Tron. The countdown reaches 0, the drums hit and Booker T.-type pyro hits as Evans walks out to huge cheers. He walks down the ramp checking his wrist before sliding in. He runs to the turnbuckle and hops onto the second rope and raises his hand in the air. He awaits the arrival of his tag-team partners.* Toni "The Garc" Garcya: The following six-man tag team match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Atlanta Georgia. Weighing in at 218 lbs. "MR. 720" CHRIS EVANS!
*"It's all about the Pentiums, baby..." "Weird" Al begins, and the Nyrds (and Keiko) roll out to the tune, dancing their way down to the ring. Mike throws up the N as Joel runs down to the ring, and makes his own dash for the ring as Keiko follows close behind. Joel and Mike stand on the apron, grabs the ropes, and slingshot flip in as Keiko slides in between them. Mike travels to the middle of the ring to hit his usual Windmill, as Joel dances behind him. Mike jumps out of his dance and throws up the N. Mike, Joel & Keiko all shake hands with Evans & wait for the arrival of their opponents.* Garcya: And his tag-team partners, being accompanied to the ring by Keiko Yakamoto. At a combined weight of 347lbs, Joel Nelson, Mike Hodgson… THE NYRDS!
Garcya: And their opponents… *A Rocked-up version of "Amhrán na bhFiann" plays over the EWT sound system as Team Ireland make their way to the ring. All the members of the team are wearing Gaelic shirts with numbers printed on the back. Coach O’Hare is waving a Hurley with an Irish Tricolour attached to it. The team stop about halfway down the ramp and raise their arms in the air as green, white & gold pyro goes off behind them.* Garcya: Proudly representing their home country of Ireland, being accompanied by Coach Pat O'Hare. At a combined weight of 710lbs. Aidan Donnelly, Liam O’Neill & "The Celtic Giant" Shane Malone… TEAM IRELAND!
*The two teams retreat to their respective corners as Liam O'Neill & Joel start the match off. They begin by tentatively circling eachother. Then a collar & elbow tie up. O'Neill manages to position himself behind Joel & maneuver into a waistlock. Joel switches into a go-behind & gets Liam in a waistlock. Liam switches with Joel again & grabs Joel's arm wrenching it around, he then slaps on a side headlock. Joel, however, manages to back up to one set of ropes & shoots O'Neill off to the other side of the ring. O'Neill rebounds & knocks Joel down with a shoulderblock. The Irishman then taunts Joel a little. However, the Nyrd surprises O'Neill with a kip-up hurricanrana. O'Neill goes sailing into a corner. Getting up quickly he makes a dash at Joel who, simultaneously, runs towards the corner where O'Neill once sat. Joel scales the turnbuckles & O'Neill attempts another dash, this time towards the corner. As he does so Joel comes flying off the top rope & manages to nail a flying mule kick to the back of O'Neill's head & neck. O'Neill is down again, but not for long. He attempts another run at Joel who manages to hit O'Neill with an armdrag. Joel then cinches in an armlock. Getting to his feet, Liam reverses the submission hold with a few knees to the gut of Joel. He then whips Joel towards the ropes, but telegraphs his plan for a back drop. As O'Neill is bent over, Joel delivers a stiff kick to his face & lifts Liam up for a side slam. Joel, still holding Liam in position, walks towards his own corner & leans back, allowing Mike to make the tag. Mike springboards into the ring landing a legdrop across the throat of O'Neill as Joel drops Liam with the side slam. Mike hastily makes a cover which gets a two count. Getting up from the mat O'Neill hits Mike with a sit-out jaw-breaker. While Mike stumbles around in pain, O'Neill rolls towards his own corner & makes a tag to Shane Malone.*
*Malone attacks Mike from behind, clubbing him about the head & neck. He whips Mike to the ropes, swings for a clothesline & misses as Mike ducks under his arm. On the rebound Mike manages to hit a headscissors. When Malone is on the ground Mike takes it to him, hitting him with a few punches before bringing the big guy back to his feet & attempting an Irish whip of his own. Malone manages to reverse Mike's attempt & Coach O'Hare trips Mike from the outside as he hits the rope. Joel is protesting with the referee at this infraction. But while the ref is distracted with Joel & Mike is arguing with O'Hare, Malone hits a low-blow on Mike & makes a tag to Aidan Donnelly.*
*Team Ireland's captain quickly gets to work on Mike, nailing him with suplex after suplex. Donnelly goes for the "Three Amigos", swiveling his hips round after every suplex, but on the third, he hits Mike with a brainbuster. He gets Mike in a chinlock & the crowd begin slowly clapping & stamping on the floor, urging Mike to get back to his feet. Mike works his way up, elbowing Donnelly in the gut. Donnelly quickly drops him with a lightning quick Dragon Screw. Donnelly then turns his attention towards Mike's tag team partners. He runs towards the corner of Evans & The Nyrds & smashes Evans in the face with his elbow. Evans attempts to enter the ring as the referee restrains him. Donnelly signals that he wants his team-mates to join him in the ring & all three men triple team Mike. Malone grabs Mike in a Camel Clutch as Donnelly & O'Neill dropkick Mike's face from two different angles simultaneously. O'Neill & Malone exit the ring as Donnelly goes for a cover. Joel rushes in to break the pin attempt up & Donnelly makes a tag to O'Neill. O'Neill begins by choking Mike on the ropes, then attempts to Irish whip him into a neutral corner. Mike reverses the whip & O'Neill goes flying into the corner. Mike makes a run at O'Neill, but Liam gets both feet up, right in Mike's face. O'Neill charges at Mike & goes for a spinning wheel kick. Mike ducks it & hits O'Neill with a dropkick. Both men are down.*
*Eventually O'Neill makes it to his own corner & makes the tag to Shane Malone. Immediately after, Mike makes the hot tag to Chris Evans. Evans is the freshest man in the match & he begins taking on all three members of Team Ireland. O'Neill charges at Evans & is met with a front dropkick. Evans hits Donnelly with Fast Times & The Nyrds enter the ring to even the odds. All six-men are brawling inside the ring. Mike clotheslines Liam O'Neill over the top rope then follows up with a tope suicida. Donnelly hurls Joel out, then makes his own leap to the outside. Even Coach O'Hare & Keiko are getting in on the act, scrapping with eachother. Evans is left alone in the ring with Malone. Before Malone can react, Evans hits him with the Mexican Nightmare & prepares to launch himself for the 720 DDT. Before he can do so, SEAN MC CANN, Team Ireland's famously injury-prone member begins hobbling out from the back on crutches (as usual). McCann makes his way to ringside & distracts Evans. As the referee is pre-occupied with the brawling happening on the outside McCann blasts Evans in the side of the head with one of his crutches. Evans stumbles backwards & Shane Malone locks him up in the Full Nelson position & then throws Evans backwards with the Dragon Slayer. McCann gets the referee's attention & the ref begins to count.*
1…
2…
3!
DING-DING-DING!
Garcya: Here are your winners… TEAM IRELAND![/b]
*"Amhrán na bhFiann" begins again & The Nyrds & Keiko stop brawling with Team Ireland. They look up at the ring, some what shocked to see Evans pinned by Shane Malone. Joel slides back into the ring to check on the condition of his tag-partner for the evening only to be met with a crutch shot to his back courtesy of Sean McCann. McCann casts his crutches aside & requests a mic.*
McCann: That’s right. I’m back folks! Back to get a bit of revenge on the guys that dropped me with a shin-breaker at Saturday Night Special & prevented me from even coming out to the ring to cheer on my team-mates for the past month! Well, let me tell ya, I wasn’t too happy about being sidelined with an injury before I even arrived in EWT, but that you guys exacerbated that condition made me absolutely furious! So this Sunday at Crap-A-Mania III you Nyrds will have to deal with the Captain of Team Ireland & the angriest, most vengeful Irishman you ever set your eyes on *points a thumb at himself.* Then you will learn that all important lesson that you still haven’t quite grasped YOU WILL NEVER BEAT THE IRISH!
*"Amhrán na bhFiann" plays yet again as Team Ireland laugh & cheer in triumph & McCann lays the tricolour over the fallen bodies of Chris Evans & Joel.*
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Queen Rosa
Mike the Goon
All hail the queen!
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Post by Queen Rosa on Aug 25, 2006 20:04:33 GMT -5
RA: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the EWT Girl Next Door Championship. Introducing the challenger, from Kingsport, Tennessee, SENSATIONAL SHERRI!
*Sherri walks out to a decent pop. She gets in the ring and waves to the fans. "It's My Time" hits next*
RA: And her opponent, from Miami, Florida, she is the GND Champion, QUEEN ROSA!
*Rosa walks out to a huge pop and hi-fives fans. She rolls into the ring and holds the title up high for everyone to see. She then hands it off to the referee*
The bell rings to start the match. Rosa and Sherri shake hands before locking up. Sherri traps a headlock on Rosa. Rosa attempts to counter it into a back drop, but Sherri lands on her feet. She hits Rosa with an armdrag takedown. Rosa gets back on her feet and turns it into an arm wrench. She then gets to the ropes and whips her, landing a hip toss.
*Cut to Rachael Leigh Cook watching intently on a monitor in the back*
Back in the ring, Rosa picks up Sherri and gives her a few chops and then a snap suplex. She covers her.
1... 2...
Sherri kicks out. Rosa takes her over to the corner and bangs her head on the turnbuckle. She hits a few kicks and chops, but Sherri then reverses and lays some kicks and chops of her own on Rosa. She whips Rosa to the opposite corner. Rosa avoids Sherri's charge with an elbow to the face. Next she climbs to the second rope and hits a flyover neckbreaker. She covers Sherri again.
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Sherri kicks out again. Rosa picks her up and attempts a whip, but Sherri blocks it with a kick to the stomach followed by a DDT. She picks Rosa up and gives her a bodyslam. After landing a leg drop, she goes for a pin.
1... 2...
Rosa gets a shoulder up. Sherri picks her up in a suplex position and places her on the ropes. She delivers a knee to the face, knocking Rosa off the apron. Sherri slides out of the ring, gets Rosa to her feet, and whips her into the security rail. She follows that up with a belly to belly suplex. She rolls Rosa into the ring for another cover.
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Rosa kicks out. Sherri picks her up and hits a backbreaker. Next she places her in a crossbow position with a knee to the back. Rosa tries to maneuver around to break free, but can't. Instead, she tries to reach for the ropes. She's able to grab to bottom rope, forcing the hold to be broken. Sherri picks up Rosa and is about to hit the piledriver. However, Rosa catapults her into the turnbuckle. Sherri stumbles back into a German suplex pin.
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Sherri kicks out. She runs at Rosa, but Rosa hits her with a drop toe hold. Rosa then takes her down with a dropsault. She whips Sherri to the ropes and connects with a spinning heel kick. Rosa climbs the ropes and lands a dragonrana pin.
1... 2...
Sherri kicks out. Rosa whips her to the ropes for a back body drop, but Sherri delivers a kick to the head. She capitalizes with a piledriver. She goes for a cover.
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Rosa kicks out. Sherri picks her up and hits a belly to back suplex. She climbs the ropes and jumps off for a splash, but Rosa moves out of the way. Rosa sees an opportunity and goes for the Northern Lights Driver. She hits it, and covers Sherri.
1... 2...
3! *Bell rings*
RA: Here is your winner, and still EWT GND Champion, QUEEN ROSA!
*Rosa walks over to Sherri, helps her up, and pats her on the back for a job well done. Sherri salutes the fans and heads to the back. Rosa grabs a mic*
Rosa: Two days, Rachael. In two days at Crap-a-mania, you and I will put on a match which no one has ever seen before: a 30-minute Iron Woman Match for the GND title, THE most prestigious women's wrestling title in the world. Are you up for the challenge?
*Rosa then grabs her title and heads backstage as we cut to a commercial for Crap-a-mania III*
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Post by Gasoline: Gen. Tech Member on Aug 25, 2006 20:15:25 GMT -5
*We come back from commercial into the boiler room. There we see Gasoline with his head down*
Gas: In 2 days, I will be in the biggest match of my career: fighting for the EWT Heavyweight title. It is a match I have been working for since my debut in this company nearly 2 years ago. I had waited patiently for my chance, but wasn't until I took matters into my own hands that I was granted my wish.
*Gas then looks up*
Gas: And I intend to make the most of it. I am willing to do whatever it takes for that title to be placed around my waist...even if it's at the expense of a man I call my friend. Spaz, we may be friends, but I wouldn't let my guard down if I were you. And although what I'll do to you at Crap-a-mania will hurt, it won't hurt me as much as it will hurt you.
*The camera zooms in on Gas's face, that of an aggressive and focused expression*
*Cut to the next segment*
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Post by #Classic Hi-Definition X on Aug 25, 2006 22:26:45 GMT -5
*Cut back to ringside. "Violence Fetish" begins playing*
RA: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the EWT Tri-State Championship. Introducing the challenger, from Scranton, Pennsylvania, weighing in at 234 lbs., he is the EWT Toolshed Champion and the Innovator of FUN, JOE RAGNAL!
*Joe walks down the ramp with his green vest and shades. The crowd pops for him big time. He rolls into the ring and removes the vest and shades. He holds the Toolshed title up high and makes another title gesture. The fans chants "JOE!", but their mood changes when "Sexy Guy" starts up*
RA: And his opponent, being accompanied by Sensational Cherry, from Calgary, Alberta, Canada, weighing in at 232 lbs., he is the longest-reigning Tri-State Champion in EWT history, the Heartbreak Hitman BRET MICHAELS!
*HBH prances out onto the stage with Cherry by his side, both getting an insane amount of boos. They step into the ring and pose. After handing the title off to Cherry, HBH runs at Joe and attacks him*
The bell rings to start the match. HBH is pummeling Joe in the corner with lefts and rights. He whips him to the opposite corner and charges at him, but Joe stops him with a boot to the face. Joe climbs to the second rope and takes down HBH with a diving hurricanrana. Now with the advantage, he runs to the ropes and hits a Shining Wizard. Then he lands a flip splash and covers him.
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HBH kicks out. Joe picks him up and does a jawbreaker. He runs at HBH, so HBH back body drops him over the top rope, but Joe lands on his feet on the apron. He grabs HBH and suplexes him to the outside. Joe then climbs the turnbuckle and hits the Cloudbreaker onto HBH OUTSIDE THE RING!!! "JOE!" chants start up again. Joe gets up and rolls HBH back into the ring. Joe is about to get back in the ring when he notices Cherry a few feet away from him. She blows a kiss his way. Joe looks confused, but then shrugs his shoulders and decides to get back in the ring. But before he can do so, HBH hits him with a baseball slide, sending him into the security rail. HBH rolls out of the ring, bangs Joe's head on the rail, and stomps a mudhole in him. He picks up Joe and rolls him into the ring. After hitting a flipover splash, HBH covers him.
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Joe kicks out. HBH takes him to the corner to stomp him again. He then runs at him with a knee to the head. He picks Joe up, does an arm wrench, and then a jumping arm breaker. HBH takes him over to the ropes and chokes him. The ref starts a 5 count, with HBH breaking it at 4. With the ref distracted, Cherry walks up and slaps Joe. HBH picks him up again and hits a double arm backbreaker. He climbs to the second rope for a diving elbow. He makes another cover.
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Joe kicks out. HBH takes him down with a snapmare and then drops a leg drop across the arm. Next he works over the leg with knee smashes and kicks to the legs. Then he applies the Death Lock STF. Another "JOE!" chant starts up. Joe tries frantically to reach the ropes. Bit by bit he crawls over to grab the bottom rope. He makes it there a few moments later to loud cheers. But HBH won't break the hold, so the ref starts another 5 count. HBH releases it after 4 1/2. He picks up Joe and performs a delayed vertical suplex. He poses for a while, which draws loud booing. He climbs the ropes and jumps off for an elbow drop, but Joe moves at the last second. The ref starts a 10 count.
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Both men are now back up. They trade lefts and rights until Joe gets the advantage. He whips HBH to the ropes and hits a dropkick. Next he hits a couple of armdrags and then an enziguri. He lands a seated senton onto HBH and then goes for a pin.
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HBH kicks out. Joe picks up HBH, who surprises him with an eye rake. HBH capitalizes with a reverse DDT. Then he hits a pumphandle drop on Joe and covers him.
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Joe gets a shoulder up. HBH hits him with an atomic drop followed by a facecrusher. He whips Joe to the ropes. Joe ducks an attempted clothesline and hits a cross body block on HBH. He keeps the momentum going with a snapmare followed by a dropkick. Next he drop toe holds HBH into the turnbuckle. Joe runs at him with a bronco buster. He then connects with a split-legged moonsault. He covers HBH.
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HBH gets a leg on the bottom rope. Joe starts to show signs of frustration. He picks up HBH and hits a brainbuster. He decides to go for the Cloudbreaker again, so he climbs the ropes. He jumps off, but HBH moves out of the way. He gets up and capitalizes with Sweet Chin Muzak. But it doesn't end there. He then slaps on the Sharpshooter. By this point, Joe has been knocked out, so the ref calls for the bell.
RA: Here is your winner and still EWT Tri-State Champion, the Heartbreak Hitman BRET MICHAELS!
*The ref raises HBH's hand in victory. Cherry gets into the ring and hugs him. HBH grabs a mic*
HBH: Mike, take a good, long look, because this Sunday, this *points at Joe* will be you.
*Crowd boos loudly*
HBH: And on a lighter note, for those of you in the audience who have the benefit of flash photography, I have some great news. Cherry and I will now do a 30-second pose. Now hit my music!
*As "Sexy Guy" is playing, HBH and Cherry pose in the ring, HBH putting his left foot on Joe and raising the Tri-State title in the air. Flashes pop up all over the arena. After about 25 seconds, the music changes to "High Voltage" and the crowd explodes. Mike Ragnal runs down to the ring and goes after HBH. The two hit right hands on each other with Mike knocking HBH down. HBH rolls out of the ring. They exchange words while HBH heads up the ramp with Cherry*
*Cut to a commercial*
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Post by vivian on Aug 26, 2006 9:19:27 GMT -5
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL.... IT'S THE BIG SHOW...
Boom! A huge pyro goes off as Kane's theme starts up, him heading down to the ring with his tag team partner.
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Approaching the ring, at a combined weight of 819 pounds... Kane and The Big Show!!!
The two receive a decent pop from the crowd as they enter the ring, posing and looking more than ready for this match. And they don't have to wait along as an extremely upbeat version of If You're Happy and You Know It Clap Your Hands starts up... as Dr. Vivian heads out.
Vivian: Hello boys and girls... are you ready grin with glee... for at least a century?!
Crowd: HELL NO!
Vivian: Why... hello to you too! But that doesn't really answer my question you silly-heads.
The crowd boos as Vivian continues to smile.
Vivian: Oh well... let's just introduce my bestest pals... the SUNSHINE SQUAD!!!
Sal and Hal charge out from backstage, sliding into the ring as Vivian quickly brings up the rear. Vivian immediately grabs the announcer's Microphone.
Vivian: ROLL CA...
Big Show immediately smacks the microphone right out of the doctor's grasp, sending it sailing to the outside. She looks at him, still smiling, but waving her finger as Sal and Hal come up from behind, nailing Show with a double clothesline, sending him stumbling forward. They then bounce him off the ropes, whipping him forward, then catching the big man with a double drop toe hold. Kane almost immediately goes after the squad, only for them to Hal to catch him in Mid Run, flinging him with the Fall Away Slam, Sal catching and finishing things up with the Power Slam to the mat. The crowd boos as Sal and Hal do a little jig to celebrate their early dominance of this match. Kane rolls out of the ring immediately to recover as Big Show struggles to his feet. He immediately charges at the Squad again, who counter once again with a double hip toss, slamming Show down hard! The two the unleash a vicious stomping furry on a downed Show, who also quickly rolls out of harms of way outside the ring. Hal whips Sal forward, who Suicide Dives through the ropes, crashing right into Kane! Kane groans as Hal follows up, charging and vaulting over the ropes, getting some impressive air for a man his size as Show catches him, looking rather pissed. Sal is back up though and delivers a double ax handle smash right to the back of Show's skull, dazing him further as Hal rolls out of his grip. Both men then grab Show, driving him spine first into the Barricade. He groans, slumping down against the barricade as Kane gets back to his feet. As soon he as he does so, Hal and Sal whip him full speed, sending him CRASHING skull first into the steel post of the ring. He gasps in pain, collapsing and now sporting a busted forehead. Kane however manages to sit right back up, only to get eliminated by a pair of running boots right to the skull, taking him back down. They immediately reenter the ring, just before both men get counted out... though it can't be said the same for Show and Kane.
Announcer: Your winners... as a result of count out... the Sunshine Squad!
The crowd boos... now chanting " We want a match! " Sal and Hal roll back outside, lifting up Big Show now and rolling him back into the ring. Meanwhile Vivian has the microphone.
Vivian: Awww... I'm sorry boys and girls, but inconsiderate jerks who interrupt me don't get any mercy.
The crowd boos as Show is now lifted up to his feet, where Hal and Sal immediately apply the Group Hug, Show gasping in pain... but still holding on. However, Vivian rolls outside of the ring, grabbing a steel chair, repeatedly cracking it across the spine of Show, who is helpless to stop her... or her squad, who continue to wrench the life out of him.
Suddenly though, Lita' theme starts up as she charges down towards the ring, looking to be coming in for the save. She slides in from behind, taking Vivian down with a running facecrusher to the mat, planting her right into the steel chair! The crowd pops for once for her in a long while as Lita celebrates. Vivian quickly gets back to her feet, still smiling, but with a more of an upset smile. By the way, Big Show has been completely taken out by now, being tossed aside and to the mat. Hal and Sal celebrate, before exiting the ring.
And with that, it looks like we have an impromptu Vivian vs Lita match
Lita starts nailing Vivian with a series of quick forearms to the face, sending her reeling back with each one, as she eventually backs her into corner. Lita then backs up, nailing some running shoulder charges, Vivian getting barraged by each one. She groans as Lita grabs her as she stands, lifting her up and positioning her up top the turnbuckle. She then tries for a top rope hurracanrana, but Vivian blocks it, grabbing and instead POWERBOMBING her off the top! The crowd boos as Lita groans, holding the back... Vivian climbing atop the turnbuckle now and coming off with the Smile High... immediately covering Lita for the cover. 1....2....
3!!!
And with that, both of these rather quick matches are over. Vivian immediately exits the ring, before any of their opponents have a chance to recover... Hal and Sal quickly following her back up the rampway.
Fade to commercial.
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