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Post by Toom E. Guci on Nov 5, 2006 22:59:37 GMT -5
* Symphony of Destruction opens with nothing fancy. They pan to the ramp as the crowd goes wild & standing on the ramp is none other then Dave Mustaine. Dave lets it rip. The rest of Megadeth walk out on stage & join in with Dave, as the crowd goes wild…*
You take a mortal man, And put him in control Watch him become a god Watch peoples heads a'roll A'roll...
Just like the Pied Piper Led rats through the streets We dance like marionettes Swaying to the Symphony ... Of Destruction
Acting like a robot Its metal brain corrodes You try to take its pulse Before the head explodes Explodes...
Just like the Pied Piper Led rats through the streets We dance like marionettes Swaying to the Symphony ... Of Destruction
The earth starts to rumble World powers fall A'warring for the heavens A peaceful man stands tall Tall...
* The fans go wild as Megadeth soak in the cheers. The camera shoots back to the ring as we get ready for our opening match…*
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Nov 5, 2006 23:00:17 GMT -5
Toni "The Garc" Garcya: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. *That Rocked-up version of "Amhrán na bhFiann" plays over the EWT sound system as Shane Malone & Coach O'Hare make their way to the ring. The crowd rain boos on the two Irishmen who seem rather unaffected by the hostility. As usual Malone & the Coach are clad in their Team Ireland Gaelic shirts. Coach O'Hare is waving a Hurley with an Irish Tricolour attached to it. Both men stop about halfway down the ramp and raise their arms in the air as their green, white & gold pyro goes off behind them.*
Garcya: Introducing first, weighing in at 297lbs, being accompanied by Coach O'Hare, from Galway, Ireland, "The Celtic Giant" SHANE MALONE!
*"Fire It Up" by Black Label Society hits as green and blue lights swirl over the arena. Instead of the usual countdown, Evans comes out looking rather odd, with body and ace paint looking strangely like Jeff Hardy. The fans still cheer as Evans points to the back before Melissa Cameron comes out to whistles and catcalls from the predomiantely male audience.*
Garcya: And his opponent, weighing in at 218lbs. Being accompanied to the ring by Melissa Cameron. From Atalnta, Georgia. He is the "Human Hurricane", "Mr. 720". This is CHRIS... EVANS!
*Evans stands outside the ring for a moment conferring with Melissa. Rather then stepping into the ring & doing his usual motions he slingshots into the ring & nails a missile dropkick right to Malone's chest.*
Ding-Ding-Ding!
*The match is underway. Evans attempts to stick to his aerial moves in order to keep Malone off his game. Evans' high-flying tactics are clearly frustrating Malone, even at this early stage. After knocking Malone down with that slingshot missile dropkick, Evans keeps the pressure on. He quickly scales to the top rope & is ready to take Malone down to the mat again with a perfect Whisper in the Wind. O'Hare is going berserk on the outside!*
*Evans goes outside the ring & hits a slingshot flipping leg-drop across Malone's throat. Evans, believing he has weakened Malone sufficiently brings Malone to his feet. Big mistake, Malone begins fighting back with hard lefts & rights to Evans' midsection, forcing Evans to release his grip. Malone then rears back & hits Evans with a shockingly powerful clothesline! Malone has managed to slow the match down to his own pace & is reveling in his ability to keep Evans grounded. Evans can barely even attempt to fight back, flailing his arms in Malone's general direction as Shane holds him at arms length. Malone picks Evans up over his head & press slams him before locking in a sleeper hold. Evans attempts to fight back, grasping at Malone's arms, attempting to claw at his head. Evans' eyes start to flutter a little & the referee comes over to check on him. On the outside, Melissa is pounding the mat with both hands, trying to will Chris back to his feet; the fans in attendance begin stamping on the floor, all cheering for Evans. Evans' earlier aerial shenanigans obviously took a lot out of him & it seems that he is succumbing to Malone’s sleeper hold. The ref checks Evans' arm once… twice… thrice… Evans stops his arm from dropping a third time & starts getting to his feet again. Melissa & the fans continue pounding on the mat & floor respectively as Evans elbows Malone in the gut a few times, forcing him to release the hold. Evans throws Malone into the ropes & bends over, hoping to catch him with a back body-drop on the rebound. Malone sees this & puts the brakes on before he reaches Evans. Malone delivers a stiff kick to Evans' face. Evans recoils back a bit, holding his hand over his mouth. Before Evans can react Malone takes him down with a huge Spear. Malone goes for a cover.*
1…
2…
KICKOUT!
*Malone is getting more & more frustrated as the match progresses. O'Hare yells at him to keep his focus. Malone picks up Evans for a suplex, but Evans' legs are kicking & he manages to reverse it, surprising Malone with a snap suplex. Malone sits up, enraged & embarrassed, only to receive a front dropkick in the face. Malone gets to his feet & grabs at Evans, whipping him to the ropes. Evans shocks Malone again by returning from the ropes performing a Tajiri-style handspring back elbow. Malone & O'Hare are both flabbergasted by Evans' resourcefulness. "The Celtic Giant" seems to be running out of ideas. He grabs at Evans again & whips him towards a corner. Malone runs full steam at the corner, just as Evans moves out of the way. Malone staggers backwards, holding his chest. Evans waits behind him & attempts a quick roll-up.*
1…
2…
KICKOUT!
*Malone is shocked that Evans could even attempt to pin him. O'Hare is frantically pacing on the outside, trying to think of a game plan. O'Hare calls Shane over to him & whispers in his ear. Malone nods as O'Hare takes a step back. Malone faces Evans again & holds an arm up, suggesting a test of strength. Evans roosters an eyebrow at this & instead dropkicks Malone in the knees, followed by a dropkick to the head. Then, when Malone is flat on his back, Evans performs a standing Shooting Star Press.*
1…
2…
KICKOUT!
*And what a kickout! Malone sends Evans across the ring with the force of his kickout & then makes his way to where Evans now lies. Malone drops elbow after elbow onto Evans' chest, keeping him on the mat. O'Hare, meanwhile has made his way over to Melissa & is attempting to grab her. She moves, keeping just ahead of him. O'Hare gives chase to Melissa around the ring. Evans can see this happening, but can do nothing about it. Malone lifts Evans up & holds him in a bearhug. Evans, driven by O'Hare's antics more than anything else, claps both his arms to the sides of Malone's head, forcing him to release the hold. Evans then makes a suicide dive to the outside, on top of O'Hare. He checks with Melissa before getting back into the ring.*
*Malone realizes this and tries to capitalize on Evans, but Evans sidesteps the big man and locks in the Cobra Clutch. Malone realizes what's happening and drags Evans (who still has the hold on) towards the ropes to break the hold. Evans doesn't miss a beat though, and jumps off before hitting an Enzu-Fury, knocking the big man down. Evans roars at the crowd before hopping onto the ropes, begging for Malone to get up. Evans launches off with a crossbody. He connects!....No, Malone has caught him! Malone twirls Evans around before hitting a strong release Gal-Away-Slam, nearly sending him out of the ring. Evans tries to recouperate, but Malone lands a hard elbow to the gut that stops his momentum. O'Hare is back up now and yelling in approval as Melissa looks on, worried for her man.*
*Evans gets up looking woozy, so woozy he doesn't notice the big man come running at him full force and knocking him out of the ring. Evans falls down to the ground as O'Hare laughs evilly. Evans gets back up and slides into the ring, looking energized all of a sudden. Man, those Rockstar Energy Drinks really work. Anyhoo, Evans starts to unload on Malone, using every ounce of strength he has to take the fight out of Malone. At one point, Evans manages to lift the Celtic Giant and hits a hyoooge Cradle Shock, making the ref bounce about two feet in the air! Evans goes for a cover....
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2.9999.........
3......NO WAY BAH GAWD!!!!! Malone manages to kick out just before the ref's hand hit the mat. Evans let's out a cry of frustration before climbing to the ropes. Malone is still down as Evans motions for a flying headbutt. For one reason or another, the ref turns to Melissa and starts arguing with her while O'Hare slides in. Evans is about to hit the headbutt when......
BAM!!!
O'Hare strikes Evans with the Hurley so hard it breaks in half. Evans is bleeding like no other as O'Hare slides out as the ref goes back to doing his job. HE sees both men and starts to make the count..
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7......(Movement from Malone)
8.....(Evans is still out as Malone starts to stir)
9......Malone rolls over and manages to get an arm over Evans..
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3......EVANS KICKS OUT!!!! Malone can't believe it, O'Hare can't believe it, and the fans are going crazy at this! Malone gets up as Evans grabs the ropes, using them to help himself up. Malone comes rushing at Evans again, but this time Evans ducks, causing Malone to fall on top of O'Hare. Evans uses this time to catch his breath as Malone gets up, apologiving to his Coach, who seems out of it. Malone gets back in and gets hit with a tilt-a-whirl headscissors! Wait, Evans doesn't let go and grabs Malone's arm before stretching him. It's the Christo!!! The Christo is locked in!! The fans are going absolutely nuts as Evans applies pressure, trying to get the big man to tap out. O'Hare manages to regain his composure and yells for Malone not to tap as Evans sings a different tune. Malone seems to be fading now, as everyone in the building is on their feet. As it looks like Malone is going to tap, Malone jumps backward, sandwiching Evans between the mat and himself.*
*Malone gets up rather slowly, still feeling the effects of the Christo. Malone picks Evans up and flings him into the turnbuckles, causing Evans to crash into the turnbuckles. Evans stumbles out and walks right into a scoop slam. Evans looks half-conscious right now as Malone starts to signal for the mericful end. Evans is picked up and set on the top turnbuckle as Malone starts to climb. Melissa looks on in horror and screams at the ref to look around, right at Coach O'Hare, broken Hurley in hand. The ref begins to question O'Hare about the Hurley, giving Melissa enough time to deliver a swift low-blow right to Malone's "lucky charms". Evans is back in this match by now and hooks Malone's arms, hitting a picture-perfect Anxiety from the top onto the mat. Evans groggily places a hand over Malone as Melissa prevents O'Hare from running in....
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-----Ding Ding Ding!-----
Toni Garcya: Here is your winner, Chris Evans!!!
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Nov 5, 2006 23:00:54 GMT -5
Ring Announcer: The following is a Scaffold Tables Match for the EWT Girl Next Door Championship. The only way to win this match is throw your opponents off the scaffold and through the tables in the ring. And the winner will be the GND Champion.
*"Ice Queen" hits first*
RA: Introducing first, she is the Ice Queen, CHRYSTA!
*Chrysta walks out, her face showing no emotion. She starts climbing up to the scaffold when "My Last Breath" begins playing*
RA: And her opponent, from Scranton, Pennsylvania, she is the Ocean's Beauty, LINDA RAGNAL!
*The crowd pops when Linda walks out. She waves to the fans, then starts climbing the ladder. Chrysta gives her a cold stare. "It's My Time" hits next*
RA: And their opponent, from Miami, Florida, QUEEN ROSA!
*Rosa walks out to another big pop. She salutes the fans and climbs the ladder. And finally, "What You Waiting For?" plays*
RA: And their opponent, from Brooklyn Park, Minnesota, she is the Girl Next Door Champion, RACHAEL LEIGH COOK!
*RLC walks out to boos and heckling. She holds the title in the air before handing to the ref and climbing the ladder*
The bell rings to start the match. Rosa tackles RLC to the ground while Linda and Chrysta go at it. Rosa mounts some punches on RLC on the ground. She picks her up and hits a snap suplex. Next she applies a triangle hold and keeps it locked in for a few moments. Rosa picks up RLC and lands some more punches. RLC surprises Rosa with a jawbreaker and takes advantage with a piledriver. She then applies a dragon sleeper.
Meanwhile, Linda and Chrysta exchange lefts and rights. Linda takes advantage with a knee to the stomach and rams Chrysta's head into the steel. Next she hits an atomic drop followed by a belly to back suplex. Linda picks up Chrysta and attempts to throw her off, but Chrysta blocks it and hits a Russian leg sweep. She then stomps Linda viciously. Chrysta picks her up and drops her with a neckbreaker. She locks in a shoulderlock.
RLC gets Rosa to her feet and takes her down with an STO. Next she puts on the Camel Clutch. She keeps it locked in for a while before releasing it. RLC picks up Rosa and attempts to throw her off the scaffold. Rosa blocks it, however, with a kick to the stomach followed by a DDT. Rosa begins climbing to a higher position and connects with a moonsault onto RLC. She slaps on the STF.
Chrysta picks up Linda and rams her into the steel. She does a snapmare followed by a kick to the back. She picks up Linda to throw her off, but Linda gets in an elbow to the face. Linda takes over with a backbreaker on Chrysta.
Rosa and RLC are back up and trading right hands. Rosa eventually gets the advantage and takes down RLC with a spinebuster. Rosa picks up RLC and lands some more punches and chops on her. RLC is getting very close to the edge. Rosa continues laying on the punches until RLC pokes her in the eyes. She goes for a clothesline, but Rosa ducks it and hits a hurricanrana, sending RLC off the scaffold and through a table. Rosa grabs the edge, but can't keep her grip, so she too falls through a table.
As the last two women left on the scaffold, Linda and Chrysta duke it out. Linda gets the upper hand with a vertical suplex. Next she mounts some punches on Chrysta. She picks her up and attempts to throw her off, but Chrysta blocks it. Chrysta then tries to throw Linda off, but Linda blocks it. Now they both try to knock each other off at the same time. They both fall off, but grab the edge. They kick at each other to try to knock the other off. Chrysta grabs Linda and bangs her head against the edge of the scaffold numerous times. Linda eventually loses her grip and falls through a table below. The bell rings.
RA: Here is your winner, and the NEW EWT Girl Next Door Champion, CHRYSTA!
*Chrysta pulls herself back onto the scaffold and climbs down the ladder. The ref hands her the title. Ms. White comes out and hugs Chrysta. Chrysta raises the title in the air before heading backstage*
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Nov 5, 2006 23:01:23 GMT -5
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the OX Division Championship!!!
Broken Wings starts up first as the challenger heads solemnly and silently down to the ring to a large amount of heat from the crowd.
Announcer: Introducing first, from Parts unknown, weighing in at 272 pounds, Crauswell!!!
Crauswell quickly rolls into the ring, stepping into the center and lowering to his knees as he spreads those fake wings of his, before rising up and simply walking over to his corner, crossing those arms and waiting... not having to wait long as soon enough GO!!! by FLOW hits the Toomitron, as Rock Lee heads out from the back, with his trainer and supposed mentor Maito Gai, the two heading down to the ring and entering as Rock Lee proudly wears that Ox Division belt around his waist.
Announcer: And introducing the his opponent, from... Konoha, weighing in at 205 pounds, he is your EWT Ox Division Champion, Rock Lee!!!
Rock shows amazing agility, running and leaping onto the apron, then running to the side, leaping atop the outside turnbuckle, turning his back and nailing a perfect landing back flip, turning around and looking over at the furry in the other corner, with a serious look in his eyes. He does a few punches and kicks to warm up, Crauswell seeming less then interested. The two enter the center of the ring, sizing each other up as the bell rings, the two immediately locking up. Crauswell takes Lee into an Arm Wrench, which Lee escapes rolling through it, then countering with an Arm Wrench of his own, taking Crauswell into a Hammer Lock. Crauswell growls, fighting out with some elbows to the skull with his free arm, then taking Lee into a One Armed Hip Toss! Lee however once again lands on his feet, turning around and nailing a swift Enziguri to Crauswell who drops down to one knee.Lee gets back up swiftly, as soon as his opponent rises, he starts nailing a series of swift karate style punches to the stomach, sending Crauswell staggering back into the corner. He then backs up, nailing an Akio Style Backflip Kick right off his opponent's face! He lands perfectly, as Crauswell slumps down into the bottom of the turnbuckle corner, Lee nailing a NASTY kick right to the side of the skull! Crauswell clutches the area in pain as Lee smiles to the crowd, showing off his pearly whites and giving the crowd a thumbs up. As he does this, Crauswell has a chance to recover, getting back to his feet, delivering a standing boot right to the back of Lee's head, sending him staggering forward, clutching the area. The furry charges from behind, locking in a Sleeper Hold now as he swings Rock and himself, then launching him across the ring with a Sleeper Suplex! Rock Lee lands with a thud as Crauswell gets back up, walking over and dropping a forearm across the throat of his opponent, getting back up and continuing with a short series of them, Lee clutching desperately to try and protect it. Crauswell then reaches down, yanking him up by an arm, only to deliver a devastating Knife Edge chop right to the throat! Lee goes down as Crauswell makes the cover. 1...2
Lee swiftly kicks out. Crauswell backs up, charging for a knee, but Lee counters, dropping him with a Drop Toe Hold, transitioning right into an STF! Crauswell swiftly crawls to the bottom rope, clamping onto it and forcing the break up. Lee gets back to his feet, leaping up and driving a pair of knees right into Crauswell's back, popping back up and waiting for him to rise up. As soon as he does, he goes for his Konoha Gouriki Senpuu(Leaf Strong Whirlwind), clocking the gryphon right in the face, knocking him back into the turnbuckle. Lee walks over, now delivering two more kicks to the face, then using the ropes, leaping up and nailing a third elevated one, cracking Crauswell right in the jaw. Lee then Snapmares him out of the corner, dropping down and locking on a sleeper hold on his own. Crauswell however quickly fights out, rising to both feet and throwing the lighter opponent right off his back. He clutches the jaw area on his mask slightly, Lee groans, getting back to his feet, turning around into a swift Vertical Suplex from Crauswell. He then rolls behind his opponent, locking in a Rear Naked Choke, locking his legs around the abdomen of his opponent. Lee gasps in pain, quickly escaping by delivering a series of reverse headbutts to his opponent's face, loosening his grip enough to slip out of the move. Crauswell once again gets back up, turning around as Lee leaps up, dropping him with a Tornado DDT! He immediately goes for a cover of his own! 1....2...
Crauswell kicks out this time. Lee stays on the offensive though, making his way onto the nearby turnbuckle and leaping atop, waiting for Crauswell to rise up, then leaping at him with a Spinning Wheel Kick, only to get caught in mid air by the throat, as Crauswell tries to set him up for the Beak Buster, but Lee fights out, countering into a Hurracanrana! Crauswell goes across the mat, getting back up as Lee takes him down with Konoha Reppuu(Leaf Violent Wind), staggering his opponent a bit. As he is, Lee follows up with Konoha Shoufuu(Leaf Rising Wind), clocking Crauswell once again in the Jaw Area, dazing him further as Lee finishes up by grabbing him and hitting a Sit Out Jawbreaker, jarring his opponent and knocking him back onto his back! He springs forward, hitting a Backhand Spring Moonsault, now going for the cover. 1....2....
Crauswell throws Lee off of him, but he's definitely feeling the effects of his attacks. Rock stands above him, looking to deliver a simple straight karate kick right to the skull, but the furry rolls out of the way, soon after getting back to his feet. As Lee turns back around, Crauswell delivers a SICKENING Lariat right to the throat, turning Lee inside out! He lays on the mat, grasping at his neck in pain as Crauswell lifts himself back to his feet, now reaching down and lifting Rock right atop his Shoulders, first applying a Torture Rack, to do a bit of damage, as Lee groans, trapped in this submission move as he tries to recover. Crauswell then transitions into a Spinning Rack Neckbreaker, dropping Lee down once again. He rolls up and back to his feet, walking over and dropping some swift leg drops across his opponent's neck, then going for another cover. 1.....2....
NO!!! Rock Lee once again kicks out, showing alot of resilience. The furry doesn't seem to care though, yanking Lee up by the throat, delivering three swift knees to the stomach, then nailing him with a Fisherman Style Suplex! He then breaks his own cover before even the one count, now walking over stomping viciously right at the right leg of his opponent, Rock Lee yelping in pain. Crauswell then grabs the same leg, flipping his opponent over, lifting his knee high, then slamming it hard into the mat! He lifts him up again, ramming it back into the mat, then Flipping him back over with ease, pulling up on this leg, than yanking back down hard! Lee screams in agony, Crauswell rolling over and making a cover. 1.....2....
But again Lee shows resistance, getting a shoulder up. Crauswell slams the mat once in frustration, as he walks back over, now slapping on a Boston Crab! Lee gasps in pain, as this submission move is applied. He desperately starts trying to crawl towards the ropes himself, but Crauswell uses his strength to hold him back, Lee now practically clawing at the mat. He eventually manages to make it over, reaching out for the bottom rope, only to be dragged right back into the center of the ring! Lee screams in pain, but once again starts crawling, though a bit slower. This time, he manages to just barely grab that bottom rope as the referee starts to count. Crauswell breaks the hold up just before the five. He looks down at Lee, not nearly done with him yet it seems. As Rock lee rises back up slowly, Crauswell begins to assault him with a series of swift stiff Knife Edge Chops, backing him into the ropes. He whips him off, tossing him as he comes back around with a huge back body drop, but Lee lands on his feet somehow, running back off and nailing an unsuspecting opponent with a Throw Back Style Flipping Neckbreaker from behind! Lee groans, clutching at the right leg once again, surprised he pulled that move off. He starts to struggle to his feet as Crauswell manages to do so as well. The two now standing start exchanging punches, kicks, chops, alternating as no one has the clear upper hand, Eventually Rock catches one of the furry's punches, pulling him into a Downward Spiral! Crauswell's head bounces hard off the mat as he clutches at it in pain now. Lee is back up, looking pumped and ready to defend his title. He nurses his leg a bit, then running off the ropes, springboarding with a backflip and catching Crauswell as he rises from behind, dropping him a Reverse DDT! He immediately goes for the cover. 1....2.....
NO!!! Crauswell manages to get a shoulder up this time. Lee slowly gets back up, the move may not have been the smartest to use now. He gets back up, now delivering some swift punches right to the his opponent's back as he lays there, doing further damage. He then lifts the furry back up, walking over and setting him atop the turnbuckle as he climbs up from behind, positioning himself, then leaping off, hitting a Spinning Piledriver from off the top, AKA Omote Renge(First Lotus). Crauswell lands hard on his skull, bouncing off the mat, then dropping down hard as Lee manages to drape an arm around his opponent for the cover. 1.....2....3
NO!!! Crauswell just barely got the shoulder up! Lee can't believe it! He immediately lifts Crauswell back up, delivering his Konoha Dai Senpuu(Leaf Great Whirlwind), battering and hitting the challenger with blinding speed, dazing him further with each kick. He then runs off the ropes, leaping with a Leg Lariat, only to get in mid air, launched overhead with a modified Belly to Belly! Lee lands hard as Crauswell groans, taking a bit of a breather to recover as Lee gets back up. He then turns around, nailing a kick right to right ankle! Lee's eyes go wide as he drops down to the mat, clutching the area in pain. Crauswell growls, dragging him by this leg as he then positioning him Tree of Woe style. Crauswell then backs up, charging as fast as he can and delivering one of the nastiest boots he's ever given, right on the right ankle of his opponent! Lee screams out in pain, the thing now possibly broken! Crauswell yanks him right off the turnbuckle, yanking him off and into his arms, as he delivering a standing Halo Bomb right into the corner, Lee yelping out once again, dropping down in front of the turnbuckle. Crauswell then walks over, springing off and delivering the Vader Style Elbow right to his opponent's chest, rolling back off as it seems the inside of his mask is drenched with sweat. He stands over Lee lifting him up one more time, right into a Beak Buster! He turns around, charging and planting him into the center of the mat, Lee landing with a simple thud. The furry then makes his cover attempt. 1....2....3
NO!!! This time Rock Lee manages to get a shoulder up. Crauswell lifts Lee back up once again by the throat, looking through his eyeholes with a bit of a respectful look, before dropping him with a Second Beak Buster, this one completely laying Lee out. Crauswell then makes a second pin attempt. 1....2....
3!
It's over, after this vicious match, Crauswell has won.
Announcer: Here is your winner... and the NEW Ox Division Champion... Crauswell!!!
Crauswell looms over the fallen body of his opponent, as Maito Gai quickly slides into the ring, to check on his pupil. Crauswell glances down briefly, as he glares right at the referee, snatching the microphone from the announcer! He looks to the referee once again.
Crauswell: Let it be known on this day... that Crauswell... now and forevermore shall be the GREATEST... and MOST DOMINANT OX DIVISION CHAMPION IN THE HISTORY OF THE EWT!!! I said I would take this title, I said I would have it put around my deserving waist, and now I say that, despite the fact I'm a furry... as you people would call me, I SHALL BE A VICIOUS UNSTOPPABLE CHAMPION!!!
He drops the microphone, grabbing the referee and immediately dropping him with a Beak Buster!!! The crowd looks shocked as Crauswell then stomps over, delivering yet another Beak Buster, dropping him atop of the referee in the ring. He glares down at a downed Rock Lee again, shoving Maito Gai right out of the ring and grabbing Rock Lee's already hurting leg once again, now applying an ankle lock, twisting and pulling at the thing, eventually dropping down and into a grapevine version of the move, Lee now slapping at the mat... tapping out desperately, before a mob of referees quickly makes it to the ring, pulling the furry off before he can do further damage. Crauswell reluctantly backs off, exitting the ring and taking his newly claimed belt, putting it around his waist and exitting the ring to a plethora of heat from the crowd.Maito returns to the ring, helping Rock to his feet and helping him backstage, as Lee looks down at his possibly shattered ankle.
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Nov 5, 2006 23:02:00 GMT -5
Announcer: The following contest is the Celebrity Circle Match, scheduled for one fall.
”Poor and Weird” starts playing as Ultimo Chocula comes through the curtain with a huge smile on his face, for once.
Announcer: From Portland, Oregon, weighing in at 232 pounds, Ultimo Chocula!
The crowd is hugely behind him as he rolls into the ring.
Ultimo: We grillin’ tonight!
The crowd applauds.
Ultimo: So, Celebrity Circle, huh? Dynomutt Rick Raskall thinks I don’t have connections, does he? Well, I’ve made a few phone calls, pulled some strings, did a few favors that I’ll regret whilst sobbing over a bottle of Wild Turkey, but I got my running crew for tonight’s match! So allow me to introduce:
Rap superstar Biz Markie!
”Just A Friend” drones over the PA system as Biz Markie strolls to the ring. He shakes hands with Ultimo.
Ultimo: Political comedian Lewis Black!
The Daily Show theme signals the arrival of Lewis Black. He waves politely to the crowd. Lewis asks for the microphone.
Lewis Black: If I may, Ultimo.
Ultimo: Absolutely.
Lewis Black: Thank you. Now I don’t mean to rant here, but what the hell is with Kevin Federline doing associating himself with professional wrestling? I don’t mean to be a hypocrite, but guys like that do not belong in wrestling. He’s just doing it to get his name out there and to sell some CD that would be better served lining the bottom of the catbox. Kevin Federline is to hip-hop, as John Wayne Gacy is to child care! He absolutely BUTCHERS it! Back to you, Ultimo.
Ultimo: All right, Lewis Black, everyone!
Next up, former NBA star, Rookie of the Year, and master of the “Shake-n-Bake”, Earl “The Pearl” Monroe!
”Groove Thang” plays on the PA system as The Pearl salutes the fans.
Ultimo: Coming in at number four, he’s man’s best friend and proud to be your Bud, The Original Party Dog, Spuds McKenzie!
Spuds McKenzie comes bounding through the curtain and into the ring. He appears young and full of energy.
Ultimo: Hold on a minute. This isn’t the original Spuds McKenzie. I wanted the original Spuds McKenzie!
Lewis Black: No offense, Ultimo, but Spuds McKenzie is most likely dead. And if he were alive today, he’d probably spend the entire match just lying there and crapping on himself. So be grateful for what you have.
Ultimo: Fine then. Okay, so who’s left? We’ve got Biz, Lewis, Spuds, Pearl, and the rest. Okay, let’s get started.
With that, Dawn Wells (Mary Ann of “Gilligan’s Island”) emerges from the curtain.
Dawn: Okay, for the last time, my name was not “and the rest”! It was Mary Ann! Why does everyone do that?
Ultimo and the others laugh at her expense.
Dawn: Dammit, that’s not funny!
Ultimo: Dawn, let’s just get this thing started.
Dawn Wells reluctantly gets into the ring.
Ultimo: All set, Ricky Chicky Choo-Chah! Bring ‘em out!
NOW YOU’RE MESSIN’ WITH A…A SON OF A B**** (now you’re messin’ with a son of a b****…)
Rick Raskall and his celebrity team come to the ring.
Announcer: And being accompanied by Ashton Kutcher, Jackie Chan, Samuel L. Jackson, and Jay Leno, from Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 230 pounds, Rick Raskall!
Ultimo and his celebrities exit the ring to make way for Raskall’s group.
Raskall: You may have noticed I’m smiling. And no, it’s not because I recently had my teeth whitened, but thanks for noticing. I’m smiling because my man Marcus Trunk really came through. He said he would deliver a big name, and did he ever. So ladies and gentlemen, without further ado, the fifth member of the Rick Raskall Hollywood All-Stars…
IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLL…WHAT THE ROCK…IS COOKIN!!
The Rock emerges from the curtain! The crowd explodes! Rock gets into the ring and thrusts his arm into the air as the crowd continues to cheer raucously for him. Rock then goes up to Raskall and shakes his hand. Ultimo looks on, with an “aw damn” look on his face.
Raskall: From Miami, Florida, weighing in at 275 pounds, the mother-freakin’ ROCK!!
The Rock is given a microphone.
Rock: Finally…The Rock HAS COME BACK…TO E…W…T!!!
The crowd continues to applaud.
Rock: And my friend, Rick Raskall, it is absolutely an honor and a privilege to be chosen by you, yes you, to be in this Celebrity Circle Lumberjack Match. Out of all the Hollywood superstars, has-beens, and nobodies, the Rock was your number one choice. You could have chosen Vin Diesel, no! You could have chosen Johnny Depp, no! You could have chosen Carol Burnett, no! You could have chosen (does a mock salute), The “Marine”, John Cena, no! Rick Raskall and Marcus Trunk called upon the services of the jabroni-beatin’, LALALALALALAAOO pie-eatin’, trail-blazin’, eyebrow-raisin’, takes a lickin’ and keeps on tickin’, UNNNNNN-disputed Hollywood Superstar, the People’s Champ, The Rock!
The crowd erupts in more cheers.
Rock: But this match is not about the Rock. This match is about you, Rick Raskall, and you, Ultimo Chocula, getting it on one-on-one, mano y mano, in the middle of this very ring! Here in the EWT! And I’ll be right there, right there on the outside of the ring, and watch as you both lay the smacketh down right here, at Symphony of Destruction!
IF YA SMEEEELLLLALALALALALALAAAOOOOO…what the ROCK…IS…COOKIN!!!
The crowd cheers more as Raskall and his celebrities applaud him.
The referee sends the celebrities to the outside, with Raskall’s group on one side of the ring and Ultimo’s group on the other. Finally, the bell rings.
Ultimo goes to the middle of the ring to lock up with Raskall. Raskall holds up his hand for a test of strength, but pulls it back and runs it through his hair. Ultimo is annoyed and smacks Raskall in the face. Raskall slaps him back. Ultimo goes for another slap, but stops short, and pokes Raskall in the eye. While Raskall is holding his eye, Ultimo sneaks in with a schoolboy rollup.
1…
2…
kickout.
Both get to their feet. Ultimo jumps over a prone Raskall, then Raskall leapfrogs Ultimo. Raskall comes back and drops Ultimo with a clothesline, then goes off the ropes. Ultimo ducks him, then whips around and hits an enzuigiri. While Raskall is dizzy, Ultimo charges him, but Raskall sees him coming and tosses him out of the ring, right into Raskall’s corner.
Ultimo gets up and backs right into the Rock. Rock taps him on the shoulder. Ultimo turns around, only to get pantsed by Ashton Kutcher. Raskall’s group rolls Ultimo back into the ring, where Raskall hits a running senton and goes for a cover.
1…
2…
kickout.
Raskall goes to the top rope for an early Raskall House Special, but Ultimo gets to his feet and manages to get his pants back on. Ultimo and Raskall lock up in the ring in a test of strength. After a few seconds, Raskall forces Ultimo down to the ground, then he does a backflip out of the move, showing off. Ultimo gets to his feet and goes for a clothesline, but Raskall arches his back and dodges it. He turns around and heads for Ultimo, but Ultimo grabs Raskall and tosses him over the top rope, into Ultimo’s corner.
Dawn Wells hits Raskall with her purse as he hits the floor. Earl Monroe holds Raskall’s arms back as Lewis Black and Biz Markie hit Raskall with punches. As they roll Raskall back into the ring, Spuds McKenzie bites his pant leg. Ultimo dives over and makes the cover.
1…
2…
rope break.
Spuds McKenzie is still biting Raskall’s pant leg and dragged his foot across the rope. Ultimo gets up and tries to force Spuds to let go. Spuds eventually tears a piece of the pant leg off, and goes running to the back with his new trophy. Ultimo throws his arms up in frustration at losing one of his lumberjacks.
Ultimo turns around and runs into an armdrag by Raskall. Ultimo counters with an armdrag of his own. Raskall ducks a clothesline and hops up to the top rope, then springs off with a crossbody. Ultimo rolls through it and ends up with a pin.
1…
2…
kickout.
Ultimo gets up and holds Raskall’s wrist. Raskall springs to his feet and armdrags Ultimo. Ultimo gets to his feet and goes for Raskall. Raskall ducks, but Ultimo springs off the second rope and hits a back shoulder block. He kips up to his feet to applause.
Ultimo goes off the ropes and hops over a prone Raskall. Raskall goes for an armdrag, but Ultimo flips through it and armdrags Raskall himself. Raskall pops to his feet and hits a quick spinning wheel kick. Raskall springs off the second rope with an Asai moonsault, but Ultimo rolls out of the way. Raskall hits the mat hard. As he tries to get to his feet, Ultimo hits a running basement dropkick and goes for the cover.
1…
2…
kickout.
Raskall stumbles to his feet and leans against the ropes. Ultimo hits him with a running dropkick, sending him over the ropes and into his own corner. As Raskall’s celebrities help him to his feet, Ultimo comes off the ropes and dives into a Cannonball Run! Raskall and his celebrity team are all down!
Ultimo pumps his fist as the crowd cheers his name. Biz Markie and Earl Monroe rush over to fend off Raskall’s team and help Ultimo back into the ring.
Ultimo rushes Raskall and drops him with a clothesline. Raskall gets back to his feet and armdrags Ultimo, but Ultimo gets back to his feet and surprises Raskall with a Ghetto Blaster! Ultimo slowly crawls over to make a cover!
1…
2…
rope break!
Raskall gets his foot on the rope. Ultimo pounds the mat in frustration.
Ultimo grabs Raskall’s arm and gets to his feet. Raskall flips out of the armbar, then hops to the top rope, then springs off with a sweet hurricanrana!
While Ultimo is down, Raskall goes to the top rope to attempt another move, but Lewis Black comes over and bites him on the ankle. Raskall slips and crotches himself on the turnbuckle. Ultimo gets to his feet and hits a leaping enzuigiri to Raskall’s head, knocking him silly. Ultimo then goes to the top, and hooks Raskall’s arms up for the Squid Face! Could this be a Super Squid Face?
Yes! Ultimo leaps off the top rope, smashing Raskall’s face into the canvas! But Ultimo is out too! The referee begins the count.
1…
2…
3…
4…
Ultimo slowly crawls over to the fallen Raskall.
5…
6…
Ultimo makes a cover!
1…
2…
KICKOUT!
Ultimo takes too long to make the cover, and Raskall kicks out!
Ultimo drags Raskall to the corner. He goes to the top rope, and leaps off with an Earthquake Splash! He locks in the Earth Clutch! Raskall is struggling like crazy, but can’t get out of it!
Just then, Jay Leno reaches into the ring and puts Raskall’s leg on the rope, forcing Ultimo to break the hold.
Ultimo leans over the rope and screams obscenities at Leno, and throws in a plug for Letterman for good measure. Ultimo’s group also comes around to the other side of the ring and attempts to stand up to Raskall’s group. But the Rock and Jackie Chan stand up to them, and start chasing them all around the ring. Eventually Ultimo’s group runs into the ring, and Raskall’s group joins them! In the commotion, the referee is knocked down by an errant blow.
With the referee down, all hell breaks loose in the EWT Arena!
Rock Bottom to Lewis Black!
Earl “The Pearl” Plunge to Jay Leno!
Karate kick to Biz Markie!
Samuel L. Jackson takes Dawn Wells back to his hotel room, because he can, mutha****a!
The Rock and Ultimo Chocula stand face to face, glaring at each other. Ashton Kutcher grabs Rock by the shoulder. Rock whips around wondering what the hell Ashton wants. While Rock is distracted, Earl Monroe passes a chair to Ultimo, who whacks Rock in the back with it. Rock goes down and rolls out of the ring in pain.
Raskall has gotten back to his feet. He berates Ashton for distracting the Rock. Ashton then points over Raskall’s shoulder to warn him that Ultimo is there. When Raskall turns around, Ashton Kutcher kicks him in the crotch! What is going on?
With Raskall vulnerable, Ultimo nails him with the Sugar Fix! The Sugar Fix! But there’s no referee!
Just then, Ashton Kutcher rips off his shirt, and reveals a referee’s uniform! He makes the count!
1…
2…
3!
DING DING DING
Announcer: Here is your winner, Ultimo Chocula!
Ashton Kutcher has a microphone.
Ashton: Ha ha! You just got PUNK’D, Rick Raskall! Whooooo!!
Ultimo: Yes! Victory, I claim thee! Dun dun dunnnnnbadbritishaccent….
Ashton: And you couldn’t have done it without me!
Ultimo: Hey, wait a minute. I had the match won already. Who are you to take all the credit?
Ashton: I’m Ashton Kutcher. Who the hell are you?
Ultimo: Who am I? Who are YOU? I’m Ultimo Chocula, you son of a b****!
With that, Ultimo decks Ashton with a right hand. Ashton rolls out of the ring, but backs right into the Rock. The Rock drops him with a clothesline, then rolls him back into the ring. He crawls to the corner, right where Rick Raskall and Ultimo Chocula are standing. Raskall and Ultimo glare at each other for a moment, then start kicking away at Ashton! The crowd goes nuts!
Ashton scrambles to his feet, but runs right into a Rock spinebuster! The elbow pad comes off! It’s People’s Elbow time!
But just before he drops the elbow, he signals to Raskall and Ultimo and points at Ashton. They get the hint, and both drop the elbow on Ashton Kutcher! The crowd explodes!
But it’s not over. Raskall signals to Ultimo to go to the top rope. Ultimo does, and comes off with a sweet moonsault, nailing Ashton Kutcher!
Raskall helps Ultimo to his feet and extends his hand. After a lot of stalling and eye-rolling, Ultimo eventually shakes his hand. Raskall raises Ultimo’s hand as the victor, but Ultimo waves him off and tells him to let him celebrate by himself. Raskall shrugs as he and all the other celebrities leave the ring.
Ultimo climbs to the top rope, cracks open a Yoo Hoo, and pours it into his mouth in wild celebration as the crowd chants his name!
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Nov 5, 2006 23:02:29 GMT -5
<The cameras go to the back, and pan up, revealing all three members of the Prophecy Reborn. HMark dons his familiar leather coat and sunglasses; Mox is in full regalia, a PR shirt pulled over his somewhat more "formal" clothing, and Auraelia wears, oddly, all black>
Auraelia: Some of you may have been asking lately where, exactly, we've been. Since the Semi-Finals, the Prophecy Reborn hasn't made much in the way of public appearances here in the EWT.
But, just as with everything we do, there is a very, very good reason. These two men, <indicating> Moxie, our Soothsayer, and HMark <indicates>, our High Priest, have spent these final days before Symphony of Destruction doing what is neccessary: focusing.
Hours at the gym; extensive cardio work; extensive practice at strikes and knockout blows...submissions go out the window in this match. It's all about being the one to land the final hit.
There is no more vicious, more well-run, more precise, and more decorated team in the EWT. The belts were taken away...and tonight, they come home.
Moxie: <steps forward> It should be clear what the implications of tonight's show are. Not only does an enormous structure, the Megadeth, now stand in the way of us re-attaining what are rightly ours', the EWT World Tag Team Titles, but, even beyond it, there lies Team Ireland.
But we're not worried about that. No, Team Ireland, even if you are the immediate future, you are still just that: in the future. The present is the Megadeth. <voice rising> dWo, Sunshine Squad, two cohesive teams that certainly earned their spots here...but two teams about to be out-classed in every manner conceivable.
This is no longer the time for games, for jokes, for anything other than the strictest business. This is the end...and everything is at stake.
HMark: <now moving forward> You see, when my partner and I went to Japan to defend those titles, to give them "World" status, we did it for a reason; we sought to bring honor to ourselves, as well as to those very titles.
For too long, the Tag Titles in the EWT have been viewed as "consolation prizes," as "stepping stones" to what some have viewed as more interesting singles' careers. Just look at the tournament; look at how some punk-ass b***h like Billy Ubermark had the gall to walk out on a chance at them, all out of his lust for the World Title.
Well, EWT, our mission statement is nearing fulfillment: see, Moxie and I are both former EWT World Champions. In fact, if it weren't for me, that belt would not mean half of what it does today.
<deathly serious> But, tonight, we don't seek that title; men like us sweat and bled more than enough to give that title meaning and prestige.
No, tonight, we re-iterate what we set out to do; to bring that level of importance to a set of titles long wrongfully neglected. After tonight, when we outlast two of the best the EWT has in the Megadeth, and lay out Team Ireland, you will see the WORLD Tag Team Titles take on main event implications.
We aren't doing it for Toom...we aren't doing it for any other team...hell, maybe we aren't even doing it for the fans, or the EWT itself.
But we ARE doing it. And you can take that...<deep breath>...as GOSPEL.
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Nov 5, 2006 23:03:29 GMT -5
*Mike Ragnal is backstage, heading out to the EWT Arena. Mike is looking pumped, ready for action, as if he’s holding nothing back. He walks the backstage halls as we cut back to the EWT Arena, where the ring is set up for the Fun House match.*
LILLIAN: Ladies and gentlemen, the following is a 60-minute Ironman Fun House match, and it is for the EWT Tri-State Championship!
*Violence Fetish plays over the PA as Joe Ragnal makes his way out first, the fans booing him all the way to the ring. As he slides in and picks up a steel chair, his music fades out.*
*High Voltage plays over the PA next, as Mike Ragnal walks out, the EWT Tri-State title around his waist. Much like Joe before him, he simply walks down the aisle, and stops right in front of the ring. He grabs the ropes to pull him up inside the ring…But Joe dropkicks the chair into Mike’s midsection, and knocks him off the apron! Mike tries to get to his feet, but Joe’s already a step ahead of him, and springboards off the ropes, nailing a Shooting Star Press on top of his brother! Joe gets to his feet first, and kicks at Mike while he’s still lying on the ground. The ref, figuring this is how the match is going to start, rings the bell, and the timer officially starts.*
60:00
*Joe picks Mike up to his feet, and hits him with a series of closed fists, then slams his head into the barricade next to them. Joe slams his head down again, and then tosses him back into the ring. Joe slides in, and grabs the steel chair he had earlier. He slides it around Mike’s neck, and then climbs the top rope. As Joe gets ready, Mike tries to get the chair off his neck! Joe leaps off…Mike rolls out of the way! Joe lands on his feet, and Mike is able to get to his feet. Mike takes the chair off his neck, and as he holds the chair up, Joe DROPKICKS it into Mike again! Joe decides to screw the chair this time, and lands a standing moonsault onto Mike. Joe goes to pin.*
1!
2!
*Mike kicks out.*
55:00
*Joe gets up and grabs an item hanging from the chain above the ring ropes…it’s a sledgehammer! Joe waits for Mike to get to his feet, with his back turned…Joe begins to choke Mike with the sledgehammer! Mike tries to make it for the ropes, but he remembers this is basically a no rules match, so he goes for the only option he has.
He groins Joe with his leg!
Joe drops the sledgehammer and falls to the canvas, grabbing onto his manhood. This buys Mike enough time to pick Joe up, and lay a strong knee to Joe’s gut. He snapmares his sibling into a sitting position, then grabs the steel chair, placing it right against his back. Mike runs to the ropes behind Joe, and DROPKICKS THE CHAIR INTO JOE’S BACK! Knowing that isn’t enough, Mike runs to the ropes again, and PUNTS the chair into Joe’s back! Once more, Mike runs to the ropes in front of Joe, and dropkicks Joe in the chest! Joe falls back, his back on top of the steel chair. Mike runs to the ropes…LIONSAULT! Mike goes for a pin!*
1!
2!
*Joe kicks out.*
42:00
*Mike picks Joe up to his feet, and lands a hard crosschop to his chest! Mike repeats this until Joe’s backed into a corner, and then whips Joe in the way of the Fun House mirrors…Joe reverses it! MIKE GOES THROUGH THE MIRRORS! Mike is now outside the ring, laying in broken bits of mirror, while Joe slides out of the ring, and grabs a cream pie off the table. He slides back in the ring, and places the pie in the center of the ring. Joe then gets back outside the ring, and grabs his brother by the arms. Mike slaps Joe’s hands away, and hits an ENZIGURI! Joe falls face first into the broken mirror pieces, and Mike climbs on top of the barricade…LEG DROP TO JOE’S NECK! Mike picks his brother up and tosses him back into the ring. Mike kicks at Joe repeatedly, and then climbs onto the second turnbuckle of the closest corner. Mike leaps off for a moonsault, but Joe rolls out of the way. Looking at Joe’s face, you can see a few cuts from the mirror, blood dripping down his face, as he stands up. Joe grabs Mike’s head, and brings it down to meet with his knee! Joe whips Mike into the ropes, and then drop toe-holds him down to the canvas, right into the cream pie. After Mike’s face meets contact with the pie, he begins to scream in sheer pain! Joe laughs, and grabs the pie…*
36:00
*And reveals strips of barbed wire in the pie! Joe continues to laugh as Mike is in the nearest corner, trying to get whatever strands of the wire out of his forehead. Once he does that, his face is a mighty shade of pink, his blood mixing in with the cream from the pie. While Mike tries to stop the blood and wipe the pie off his face, Joe’s on the outside, grabbing a table from under the ring. Mike sees his brother setting the ring up, and as Joe tries to position the table, Mike charges at Joe, and baseball slides him in the face! With Joe staggering back, Mike springboards off the ropes…HIGH VOLTAGE! HIGH VOLTAGE ONTO JOE! With Joe lying out on the floor, Mike goes for a pin.*
1!
2!
*And that’s it. Joe kicks out, and Mike gets to his feet. Mike picks Joe up by the head, and looks to slam his head into the table, but Joe does his best and avoids it. Instead, Joe elbows Mike in the gut several times, and then grabs his head into a headlock. Joe leaps up into the air, runs off the ringpost…WINDFALL THROUGH THE TABLE! Joe goes to pin!*
1!
2!
3!
DING DING DING
Mike-0 Joe-1
30:00
*Joe gets Mike back up to his feet, and grabs a seltzer bottle. He sprays down Mike until the bottle’s emptied. Mike is now against the barricade, and Joe smiles evilly. He charges at Mike, hits with a high knee to the chin! He turns Mike face first onto the barricade, and he grabs a skee ball…he THROWS IT INTO MIKE’S BACK! Mike grabs onto his back while Joe goes back into the ring for the steel chair. Joe stands over Mike, ready to smash the chair on the back of Mike’s skull…MIKE MOVES! Mike gets to his feet, and nails an enziguri to Joe’s head! Mike grabs the chair, gets Joe up, sets the chair folded in front of Joe…HE BRINGS JOE’S THROAT DOWN ON THE CHAIR! Mike sets the chair down on the floor, then places Joe on top of the chair. Mike climbs onto the barricade…HIGH VOLTAGE! Mike goes to pin!*
1!
2!
3!
DING DING DING
Mike-1 Joe-1
24:00
*The score tied, Mike rolls off of Joe, and takes a breather. Joe is lying on the floor, looking at the lights. After a minute, both brothers eventually get to their feet, and start to trade punches. Mike eventually gains the advantage, and looks to kick Joe. Joe grabs Mike’s foot…ROUNDHOUSE KICK! Joe’s leaning against the barricade now. Mike dropkicks Joe over the barricade, his midsection lying on top of the barricade. Mike gets back on top of the barricade, a few feet from Joe. Mike gets a running start…SENTON SPLASH! Both Mike and Joe fall off the barricade, Mike falling to the inside, while Joe falls to the outside. Another minute, and they both stand up, beginning to trade punches once more. Joe gets the upperhand this time, beating into Mike, and eventually setting him up for a vertical suplex…Mike reverses…JOE GETS DROPPED ONTO THE BARRICADE! Mike tosses Joe back onto the floor and goes to pin.*
1!
2!
3…NO!
17:00
*Joe kicks out, and Mike looks pissed. Mike grabs Joe by the head…JOE GROINS MIKE! Joe gets up, wobbling a bit, and grabs the steel chair. He looks at Mike, lying on the floor…HE SMACKS IT INTO MIKE’S STOMACH! HE SMACKS IT INTO HIM AGAIN! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN! Joe puts the chair down, figuring he’s knocked Mike silly at this point. Joe climbs into the ring, and climbs onto the top rope. He leaps off for a Cloudbreaker…NO! MIKE GETS HIS KNEES UP! JOE’S STOMACH HITS MIKE’S KNEES! Joe is now next to Mike, grabbing his gut in pain! Mike rolls over to the ring, grabbing the apron for leverage. He grabs Joe before he can get all the way to his feet, and tosses him back into the ring. Mike stands on the apron, and Joe finally gets to his feet. Mike springboards off the ropes, looking for a Seated Senton…JOE DROPKICKS MIKE IN MIDAIR! Joe gets onto the outside now, waiting for Mike to get up. Mike gets to his feet, his back to Joe. Joe springboards off the ropes…SPRINGBOARD LUNGBLOWER! Joe goes to pin!*
1!
2!
3!
DING DING DING
Mike-1 Joe-2
11:00
*Joe gets up, and smiles. He sees the time on the clock, and figures he’s got more than enough time to win this one. He spends the next two minutes celebrating on the ringposts, the crowd booing him for his cocky mood. While he begins his early celebration, however, Mike is getting to his feet. While Joe spends his time on one of the corners, Mike is able to sneak behind him. Mike hoists Joe right onto his shoulders, quickly spins him over his head, and nails the RAGNALROK! MIKE GOES TO PIN!*
1!
2!
3!
DING DING DING
Mike-2 Joe-2
8:00
*Once more, Mike and Joe are lying on the ground, trying to regain their strengths. Each one of them crawls over to a corner, grabbing the ropes for leverage. As they get to their feet, they turn slightly to their opponent, run at him...DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE! The brothers end up lying on the ground with their arms over one another's chest, and the ref counts!*
1!
2!
3!
DING DING DING
Mike-3 Joe-3
7:00
*Both brothers try this same routine over, except Joe is faster on his feet. Joe runs over to Mike, and delivers a high knee into his face! Joe grabs Mike into a headlock, and snapmares him into a seated position onto the canvas. Joe runs to the ropes, and connects with a SHINING WIZARD to Mike's head! Joe goes to pin.*
1!
2!
3...NO!
*Mike gets a shoulder up! Joe tries the pin again.*
1!
2!
NO!
*Mike kicks out! Joe smashes his fist into Mike's forehead several times, then stands up and leg drops Mike's chest! Joe looks to pin again!*
1!
2!
NO!
*Mike gets his shoulder up, and screams after putting so much energy into it! Joe is slamming his fists into the ring, and decides there's only one way to end it.*
5:00
*Joe climbs out of the ring and grabs a table from underneath. He slides it into the ring, then rolls back in himself. He sets the table up, then grabs his brother by the head. Joe slams Mike's head into the table several times, and eventually tosses him on top. Joe climbs the ropes, and signals for the Cloudbreaker! Joe leaps off for the CLOUDBREAKER...MIKE ROLLS OFF! JOE GOES THROUGH THE TABLE! Mike crawls on top of Joe for the pin!
1!
2!
3...NO!
2:00
*Joe gets the shoulder up! Mike gets to his feet and grabs Joe. Mike hoists him onto his shoulders for the Ragnalrok...Joe slides off! Mike turns around and gets kicked in the gut by Joe! Joe grabs Mike by the head and runs off the turnbuckles, nailing the WINDFALL! Joe goes to pin!
1!
2!
NO!
*Mike gets his foot on the bottom rope! With less than a minute remaining, Joe grabs Mike in a headlock and attempts the Windfall again...Mike stops him! Mike grabs Joe's upper torso and sets him back on top in the Torture Rack position!*
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*Mike struggles with what little energy he has left, and climbs out onto the apron, Joe still on his shoulders. Mike takes a look around, feeling this next move may kill himself and his brother.*
10...
*Mike spins Joe over his head*
9...
*Mike makes sure Joe's set up for a proper powerbomb*
8...
*Mike leaps off the apron...*
7...
*RAGNALROK THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE! THE FANS ARE GOING WILD!*
6...
*Mike gets an arm on top of his brother for the pin*
5...
4...(1!)
3...(2!)
2...(3!)
DING DING DING!
1...
*BZZZT!*
*Mike and Joe are lying in the rubble of the announce table, their foreheads bleeding, their bodies sweating, trying to grasp that the match is over.*
LILLIAN: Ladies and gentlemen, by the final total of pinfalls, winning with 4 pinfalls to three...your winner...and STILL! EWT Tri-State Champion...MIKE! RAGNAAAAAL!
*In a scene similar to Mike’s last match with Bret, the referee places the Tri-State belt on top of Mike. Eventually, Linda comes running out, making sure her brothers are safe. She helps both of them to their feet, getting some blood on her tank top and arms. Mike and Joe each rest on the barricades, and Mike, still exhausted from the match, asks for a microphone. Someone brings it over to him, and he starts to speak.*
MIKE: Wow…I just…*phew* That takes a lot out of you…But I just wanted to say…Joe…Linda…it’s been a helluva ride, huh?
*Linda nods her head, while Joe, still a little out of it, gives Mike a thumbs up gesture*
MIKE: It has…but sadly…for you guys, the ride’s over. But…I’d like to think for your last stop…you guys made this night worth something for these fans. Am I right?
*The Ragnals turn to the fans, as they chant “THAT WAS AWESOME!” over and over*
MIKE: It was…and guys? Speaking as your brother…a guy that’s known you both since the day I was born…who’s known you in and out not just as siblings, but as wrestlers…I congratulate you both for what you’ve contributed to EWT.
*The crowd claps, and the Ragnals look around again, each looking a little choked up. Mike walks over to Linda, and hands her the mic. Linda looks around, trying to find the right words before she talks.*
LINDA: It’s…it’s been great. It really has. You know…I never thought that I would do what I’ve done for the Girl Next Door Division. I never thought I’d help reinvent a division that was on the verge of dying AGAIN after the Scaffold Tables match at Crapamania 2. But I did…and I didn’t do it alone. I had help from the rest of the girls…Oceanic, Holly Vaughn, Carla O. Woe, Rosa…we all made something big…and I was just glad to be apart of it.
*With Linda in tears by the end of her speech, she passes the mic off to Joe.*
JOE: Yanno…if this match doesn’t win the Best Match Scammy, I’m gonna look bad.
*The crowd laughs, as does Joe, as he tries to hide back the tears*
JOE: This has been great. Mike and I accomplished our longest tag reign ever, going four months and four days. Sucks it ended on our birthday, but that’s wrestling for ya, right?
*The crowd laughs again*
JOE: Seriously, though, I honestly believe I’ve given my share to EWT. I brought in the FUN House match, which you just witnessed before you…I’ve had great feuds with the likes of the Nyrds, Ultimo Chocula, Limey and Bret, Curly and Big, and even a TRE-mendous match with Spyke at Crapamania 3! But Mike…none of that compares to the match you and I just had. It was emotional, since it was my last match…and I just want to say…I’m proud that you were my last opponent…win or lose, bro!
*The Ragnals are now in tears, and the crowd applauds them all. Mike and Joe are the first to hug each other, then to Mike and Linda, then Joe and Linda, and finally, a group hug. They walk up the ramp, facing the crowd, and hand in hand, raise their arms high, as the fans begin to chant-
“THANK YOU, LINDA!” “THANK YOU, JOE!”
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Nov 5, 2006 23:05:29 GMT -5
Meanwhile, back at the hotel, Samuel L. Jackson and Dawn Wells lie in bed, sharing a cigarette
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Nov 5, 2006 23:06:49 GMT -5
Announcer: Ladies & gentlemen, it is time for the Hair versus Mask Match.
* A barber’s chair is set up on the entryway. Next to it is a table with some barber equipment. Sitting next to that is a small glass case with Mystery’s mask inside of it…*
Announcer: Making her way to the ring first, she is the leader of the Sunshine Squad. Here is Dr. Vivian Anemone. And her opponent in this contest, she is the femme fatale, Mystery.
* DVA makes her way to the ring first & slides in. She grabs her hair & shakes her head no. Just then, Mystery comes rushing out from backstage & DVA rushes down the ramp to meet her. The two begin exchange blows as the bell sounds. DVA manages a nice uppercut that sends Mystery reeling back. DVA then grabs Mystery & throws her into the barricade. DVA charges at Mystery, but Mystery back bodydrops DVA over the barricade & into the crowd. Mystery climbs over the barricade, where she grabs a fan’s chair. Mystery smashes the chair over the back of DVA. Mystery then shoves a fan, grabbing her purse. Mystery starts using the purse, choking DVA with the strap. DVA manages a low blow back kick to Mystery & flings her off her back. DVA grabs the same chair & smacks it into the face of Mystery as she attempts to get up. DVA grabs Mystery & drags her through the crowd. DVA brings her to an opening & spies a table. DVA sets Mystery up into a suplex, but Mystery reverses the suplex into one of her own, crashing DVA down on the ground. Mystery grabs DVA up & throws her to the souvenir table set up amongst the fans. Mystery picks up a poster tube & cracks it over DVA’s back. Mystery grabs a foam Spaz finger & shoves it in DVA’s mouth. Mystery releases the hold, where she yanks DVA off the table & looks to the crowd. Mystery scoops up DVA & bodyslams her through the table. Mystery then climbs onto the other souvenir table, where she leaps off with a flying elbow. DVA manages a roll out of the way as Mystery crashes down to the broken table. *
* DVA struggles to her feet & grabs Mystery by the hair. DVA hits a German Suplex onto Mystery. DVA gets on her feet & drops a fist to Mystery. DVA gets back to her feet again & drops a second fist to Mystery. DVA gets back to her feet & climbs on the table. DVA leaps off the table with a flying elbowdrop to the throat. DVA lifts up Mystery & nails a DDT to the concrete floor. DVA grabs Mystery & drags her across the floor by the hair 30 feet. DVA tosses Mystery over the barricade, back into the ring area. DVA climbed back into the ring area, grabbing Mystery. DVA tossed Mystery back into the ring, where she climbed up onto the top of the ropes. DVA leaped off of the ropes with the Smile High, but Mystery managed to roll out of the way. Mystery used the ropes to get to her feet, where she grabs DVA. Mystery lifts DVA up & hits her with a double arm DDT. Mystery then grabs DVA & throws her into the corner, where she charges her with a running knee to the corner. Mystery then notices something at the American Announce Table & climbs out of the ring. Mystery grabs what looks like a control & a big smile comes over her face. Jim Ross tries to stop her, but Mystery shoves Ross down & throws a punch. Mystery pushes the button & the lights of the building start to flicker. The camera pans up, where we see the Megadeth Cage slowly coming down. Mystery drops the control & quickly gets back in the ring as the cage lowers around the ring. Mystery grabs DVA & throws her into the ropes, running at her, & clotheslining each of them over the top rope. Mystery climbs to her feet & scoops up DVA & slams her back first into the cage. Mystery drops DVA down & grabs her head, raking her forehead on the cage. DVA manages an elbow to the gut & Russian Drop Toeholds Mystery into the cage. DVA uses her foot to the back of Mystery, raking her head against the cage. DVA grabs Mystery & throws her into the ring steps. DVA grabs the ring steps & smashes it down on Mystery’s leg. DVA starts kicking at Mystery’s leg. DVA grabs Mystery’s leg & sets her up with a Figure Four Leglock. DVA applies a ton of pressure.*
* Mystery is laughing in pain now & throwing punches that miss. Mystery also refuses to give up, as DVA releases the hold. DVA gets on the ring apron & leaps off with a moonsault. DVA goes for a cover but Mystery manages her shoulder up. At this point, it is also known that the referee has obviously allowed the rules to be thrown out the window. DVA drags Mystery up & throws her by the hair into the cage. DVA then grabs Mystery & catapults her into the cage. DVA goes for another cover, but Mystery manages her shoulder up. DVA yanks Mystery up & throws her into the cage. DVA pulls Mystery back & throws into the cage again, which happens to be the cage door. DVA opens the cage door & uses the door to smash Mystery’s head. DVA pushes Mystery out the door as Mystery manages a weak elbow to DVA. Mystery grabs DVA & hits a headbutt on her, as well. Mystery looks up & smiles, as she starts climbing up the cage. Mystery gets to the top of the cage, as DVA looks up & starts yelling. Mystery challenges DVA to climb & DVA hesitates at first. After a minute, as well as coursing from the fans, DVA decides to climb the cage. As she reaches the top, Mystery starts throwing punches at her. DVA gets to her feet & the 2 start throwing punches again. Mystery hits a kick to the midsection, where she follows up with a double arm DDT. Mystery goes for a cover, but there is no referee. The referee sees this & starts climbing the cage himself. As the referee reaches the top, DVA does manage to get out. Mystery gets to her feet & drags DVA up. DVA manages an escape & shoves Mystery. Mystery comes awfully close to the rim, where DVA charges at her & hits a dropkick. The dropkick sends Mystery with so much force, that she goes flying off the cage, & comes down into a row of chairs in the crowd. Thankfully, the crowd did manage to scatter, as a loud “Holy s***!” chant erupts at this sight. DVA gets to her feet on the cage roof & looks down. Mystery lay in the chairs a broken heap, not moving. Chairs are bent as EMT’s rush out from the back to see if she’s Ok. The referee looks at DVA, who gives a “It wasn’t my fault” look on her face. The referee starts to climb down, as he signals for the bell.*
* EMT’s quickly check on Mystery, who still lay unmoving. Blood is coming from her mouth, as well as her forehead from the cage rakes. DVA starts climbing down the cage as Mystery is placed on a gurney. EMT’s rush Mystery up as the Megadeth is raised. DVA looks on in shock for a moment & starts to walk off after an official whispers something to her. Mystery is wheeled up the entryway on the gurney when he hand starts to move. As they reach the top & disappear backstage, suddenly DVA comes flying out from backstage. A very weak & battered as well as bloody Mystery staggers out from backstage. Mystery grabs DVA & starts throwing punches on her. Mystery grabs the barber equipment from the table & smashes an electric razor on DVA’s head as she yells to the referee, “Restart the damn match!!!” The referee hesitates at first, as Toom E Dangerously is standing on the entryway. Toom E nods his head & the referee signals for the bell to restart the match. Mystery grabs DVA & applies the Mandible Claw to her. Mystery uses what strength is left & shoves DVA back into the barber chair with the Claw still applied. Mystery uses her free hand & grabs the scissors & cuts off a huge chunk of DVA’s hair. Mystery then starts beating DVA with the scissors to the forehead, busting her open. The referee tries to get the scissors away, as Mystery just shoves the referee back. Toom E yells something at Mystery & she drops the scissors. Now a bloody DVA knees Mystery & reverses the hold, throwing Mystery into the barber chair. DVA grabs Mystery & hits a running neckbreaker on her. DVA goes for a pin, but Mystery manages a kick out. DVA gets to her feet & pulls up Mystery. Mystery hits a thumb to the eye of DVA & nails a clothesline. Mystery grabs the glass case with her mask in it & smashes it over the bloody head of DVA. Mystery picks her mask up off the ground, gets a smile over her bloody face, puts the mask back on, & grabs DVA by the hair. Suddenly, a famaliar music is heard once again that was heard a week or so ago…Brutus “the Barber” Beefcake’s music. Beefcake comes strutting out of the back as Mystery applies a sleeperhold onto DVA. With very little struggle from a bloody DVA, she goes out fast. The referee lifts the arm once…twice…three times, & signals for the bell. He calls for the bell as Mystery’s arm is raised in victory by Brutus Beefcake. Mystery is very pleased with herself, as she grabs DVA & places her in the barber’s chair. Mystery grabs a big chunk of DVA’s hair as Beefcake grabs his garden shears & chops off the hair.*
* Mystery & Beefcake both take turns cutting DVA’s hair, as a bloody smile comes under Mystery’s mask. When all is said & done, Beefcake & DVA hug on the entryway as a bald, unconscious, & bloody DVA lay in the barber’s chair. Beefcake’s music hits as the 2 walk out.*
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Nov 5, 2006 23:07:36 GMT -5
*Out of My Way hits, and the fans are chanting thank you Merc. As Merc walks his way down to the ring which Toom E Dangerously is already standing in. The ring is covered by a red rug with a podium in the middle. Merc gets in the ring, and goes, and shakes Tooms hand, and several more EWT officials step in the ring with a case covered by a towel. Merc steps up to the mic.*
Merc: Well guys it has been one hell of a ride huh?
*The fans pop.*
Merc: Now as you know I have decided to hang up my boots here in the EWT. I just don't have the passion for this company I once did. Now I want to keep this simple as you all paid to see wrestling matches here at Symphony of Destruction, but I would like to thank the fans for putting up with my crap these past few years, and for that I thank you all, and bid you fare well.
*Another Thank you Merc chant starts as Merc steps away from the mic, but Toom stops him, and gets on the mic himself.*
Toom: Now Merc I know we had our problems, but the fact of the matter is…you have busted your ass for this promotion. And you have given it your all. And I have one thing & 1 thing only to say to you…good riddance. At least you leaving will make up for the fact that I had to cancel the #1 Contender’s Match to travel problems. Get the hell out of my ring you piece of trash. You think I am going to give you a going away gift? You are far from right. You are lucky to have a paycheck here in EWT. You are lucky to be still employed. You make me SICK!!! I’m out of here.
* Toom starts to walk out as Merc elbows him from behind. Merc then grabs the microphone…*
Merc: What did you really think I was leaving?
*Merc see Toom is getting to his feet. Merc kicks Toom in the gut sending him back down to the mat.*
Merc: You see I'm sick of being the joke here Toom!!!
*Merc stomps on Tooms head.*
Merc: I'm sick of busting my a**, and not getting any recognition!
*Merc picks Toom up, and DDTs him on the belt.*
Merc: I'm sick of being this company's Val Venis!!!
*Merc slides outside the ring, and throws the ring announcer out of the chair, and takes the chair back into the ring.*
Merc: It's funny I beat that fool the One in some stupid pink slip match. Well that was worthless. You didn't even Axe the guy!! I wasted my night on that match!!!
*Merc looks up at the ramp, and all the EWT Wrestlers have gathered at the top of the ramp, and are ready to pounce down the ramp at Merc. Merc quickly puts the chair around Tooms neck.*
Merc: Any of you idiots so much as move, and I'll break his damn neck!!!!!
*The wrestlers all back up. Merc then gets down in Tooms face.*
Merc: You know what is funny Toom? The fact that Ratings gets a chance to earn a shot to wrestle for World title! It should of been me in that Battle Royal seeing as how I destroyed him in our matches!!!
Merc: And you know what really ticks me off! Renegade gets a damn title match!!! What the hell has he ever done?! Oh thats right cost us our shot at tag gold! Where is that bastard anyways! Oh there he is behind Spazz, and Ratings! Come on down here bro! We got to talk.
*Merc turns, and stomps on Toom to keep him from leaving the ring as Renegade makes his way to ring. Renegade gets in the ring, and Merc walks around in a circle looking at him. Renegade all of a sudden grabs the mic from Merc.*
Rene: Look bro you got to stop this! This isn't you! Your just stressing.
*Merc asks for another mic.*
Merc: Way cause I can't catch a break, but you can Jim?!!!!!
*Renegade looks in shock.*
Rene: What did you call me?
Merc: Your real name fool! Common we both know your not really my brother. Just some lousy wrestler Toom here hired to hold me down!
Rene: Now wa.....
Merc: No!!! You wait!!! I'm sick of being everybody's lackey or punching bag!!! As of today I'm going back to my roots! Starting with you!!!!
*Merc decks Renegade, and the two exchange blows. Renegade gets the upper hand, and whips Merc into the turnbuckle. Merc has to leap over Toom on his way over. Renegade comes charging in, but Merc moves, and Renegade crashes hard into the turnbuckle. Renegade staggers out of the corner only to be low blow by Merc. Merc then picks up Renegade, and hits the Mercenary drop on Renegade atop of Toom. Toom starts to bleed from the mouth, and Merc just looks at him with a zoned out evil grin. While several of the GND wrestler look away in horror.
Merc: Ya you didn't have your back up this time huh Toom? JZ didn't save you this time, but now for my so called brother.
* Merc takes the chair off Tooms Neck, and sets it around Renegades. Merc then jumps on it three times, and Renegade is bleeding profusely from the mouth.*
Merc: As you cleary see I'm no longer playing games with you Toom! So when you are feeling better. We have alot to discuss about my future title shots I will be getting or else there won't be a next time for you!!!!
* Merc spits on Toom, and exits the ring. Several EMT’s, and trainers rush down to help out Toom, and Renegade. Toom E is helped to his feet & & out of the ring, when he reaches for the microphone.*
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Nov 5, 2006 23:07:59 GMT -5
Toom: Merc…you may have gotten the best of me now. But thing is, you forget who runs this promotion. And you forget who signs your paycheck. I can fire you on the spot…but I have automatically decided better. I had a backup plan for tonight…a match, so to speak. My trust for you is like none other…and that is why you will be facing…Rosebud!!! Now get in the ring or be fired!!! * Merc gets in the ring with a look of anger & disgust on his face. As merc stands in the ring, blue rosebuds by the residents begins to creep up louder and louder in the arena...suddenly, out comes rosebud and ape....rosebud is holding ape's legs like a wheelbarrel and ape is walking along the ground using his hands. the duo get to the ring and rosebud shoves ape's legs up into the air, leaving ape in a handstand. ape then lets his weight fall into the ropes, which hooks up his legs...allowing him to pull himself up and into the ring. rosebud slides in underneath ape and positions himself in a way that ape ends up piggy-back on rosebud.
merc gets in a defensive position and challenges both competitors to a brawl right there and now. he motions towards the isleway and screams for a referee to come out. after a moment, a referee darts from backstage and slides into the ring, starting the match officially by ringing the bell.
as this all happened, ape has pulled out three snowglobes from his pockets and has begun to juggle them as he sits atop rosebud's back. rosebud stands in the center of the ring, with ape on his back, as merc circles around looking for an opportunity to strike. after a few seconds, merc charges towards rosebud. ape sees this as an opportunity to dish out punishment, and he hurls one of the snowglobes at merc, making the globe shatter in his face.
merc drops to the mat, grasping his eyes...some sort of chemical was obviously in the snowglobe for his eyes to burn that badly from it. before merc can even attempt to get to his feet, rosebud grabs ape by the throat and chokeslams his father figure down onto merc's chest, knocking all the wind out of him.
ape begins to laugh, then gives some sort of signal to rosebud. rosebud nods and pulls out a teddy bear from inside one of the pockets of his winter jacket...the bear is wrapped in razor wire. he lays the bear on the mat. ape rolls the remaining two snowglobes over to rosebud and the big man sets up a snowglobe on each remaining side.
rosebud forcefully lifts up merc. merc's feet never hit the ground. rather than bouncing him off the ropes, rosebud just uses his brute strength to get enough momentum for a vicious black hole slam on the items. the back of merc's head shatters one of the snowglobes, his tailbone shatters the other, and his spine is sliced open from the razorwire teddy bear.
rosebud walks over to ape, lifts him up in a gorilla press and drops him on top of merc. the referee counts.
1.......2........3.
after the match, rosebud gets a microphone and hands it to ape, who is still lying on top of merc.*
ape - ....hehe...rosebud and i might not be on the air much these days.....we might not be making many appearances....but we're here......hehe.....we're here.....and if anyone ever tries to hurt uncle toomi....hehe....we'll creep out from the shadows once again.....and they'll be laying here bloodied and maimed...
*ape gently pets merc's head.*
ape - .....just like this poor, unfortunate soul....hehe...
*ape motions to rosebud, who lifts ape up onto his shoulders, similar to how one would set up a samoan drop. he then uses one hand and rolls merc over onto his stomach and grabs the teddy bear in razorwire that was beneath him. he then hugs it tightly...as blood begins to ooze out from the wounds created by the razorwire hug. blue rosbudes begins to play again and the two leave the ringside area.*
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Nov 5, 2006 23:09:56 GMT -5
Lillian: “Ladies and Gentlemen, it is now time for the Toolshed Title Invitiational Free-For-All Extravaganza!”
(A nasty heavy metal tune hits and Mr. Big comes out and walks to the ring looking intimidating. Trish Stratus’ WWE music comes on and Ms. White emerges looking very excited. “Ready to Die” by Andrew W.K. blasts as newcomer Andy Duke, leaps out from behind the curtain. “Amhran na bhFiann” hits and both Liam O’Neill and Coach O’Hare stroll confidently to the ring. “Sweetest Perfection” by Depeche Mode hits and Chance Confidence comes out looking… well, confident. “Out Of My Way” comes on and Renegade comes out looking focused on the task at hand. “Communism” by Motorhead hits as Heiden-Dorf just runs full speed to the ring. “Personal Jesus” by Marilyn Manson comes on as Chris Indigo walks to the ring with a smirk on his face. “Satisfy” by Guitar Vader plays as Akira Hashimoto walks to the ring purposefully. “Hell March” by Frank Klepacki blasts as Joe One strides to the ring. “Across the Nation” by Union Underground plays as Kevin and Zach Storm both charge the ring. “Final Countdown” by Europe plays as Todd Grisham makes his way to the ring acting like a big star. “Robot Rock” by Daft Punk plays next as Maxx Awesome makes his way to the ring while dancing. “The Champ Is Here” by Jadakiss plays as Marcus “Stylez” Saxton confidently strolls to the ring. “Rockstar (remix)” by N.E.R.D. comes on as the Toolshed Champion, Spyke Johannson, walks down to ringside, mic in hand.)
Spyke: “Before we get this fight going, I did say this was an Extravaganza, and what extravaganza would be complete without balloons and confetti and a pie-throwing clown?”
(Doink the Clown’s theme song hits, and Doink comes out holding a bag of confetti and a cream pie. Spyke blows up a balloon, and tosses it into the ring. Doink throws confetti everywhere, then tosses the pie into the ring. It nearly hits Akira Hashimoto, but he ducks and it hits Todd Grisham in the face. Doink climbs in the ring to try and help Todd clean up, but is thrown out of the ring by Chris Indigo.)
Indigo: “Enough of the fun and games, Spyke! Get in this ring, so we can get this match started, so we can proceed to beat the hell out of all of you, and we can get this over with, so I can enjoy my Toolshed Title win!”
(All the men and woman in the ring instantly turn towards Chris and proceed to start a beatdown on the loudmouth. Spyke slides in and the match has started.)
*bell rings*
Almost immediately, Spyke goes after the first person he sees, and it’s Liam O’Neill. Spyke tackles him and lays in some rights, but Coach O’Hare hits Spyke with a shilleighly (sp?). Everyone starts attacking each other. Kevin and Zach Storm go after Saxton and Indigo, but Saxton hits Kevin with a clothesline and Indigo superkicks Zach. Heiden-dorf sits in the corner and prepares to enjoy a nice cheese sandwich, but it’s snatched out of his hands by Chance Confidence. Confidence tosses the sandwich out of the ring. This angers Heiden-dorf, as he stands, prepared to attack Chance, but Akira Hashimoto dropkicks Chance into Heiden-dorf. Chance knocks Heiden-dorf over the top rope, and we have our first elimination!
Heiden-dorf has been eliminated! (by Chance Confidence)
Joe One has Renegade backed up into the corner, laying into him with backhand chops. Andy Duke comes in for the assist, but Joe turns and gives Duke a stiff lariat. This gives Renegade an opening to escape from the corner. Renegade walks to the other side of the ring where he bumps into Ms. White. The two stare at each other for a while. Ms. White suddenly is attacked from behind by Todd Grisham. Ms. White is barely phased by it, but is distracted long enough for Renegade to hit a Payback Drop on the young lady. Renegade is attacked from behind by Maxx Awesome. Renegade retaliates against Maxx, and they brawl. Grisham sees this as an opportunity to get a pin on Ms. White.
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Ms. White has been eliminated! (by Todd Grisham)
Todd jumps around celebrating his win, but is blindsided by Mr. Big with a POUNCE… PERIOD! Todd doesn’t have a chance, and goes down in a heap. Mr. Big pins the poor guy.
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Todd Grisham has been eliminated! (by Mr. Big)
Just as Todd is eliminated, Andy Duke leaps off of the top rope and onto the shoulders of Mr. Big! Mr. Big tries to slam Duke onto the mat, but Duke is too quick and turns it into a DDT! Meanwhile, our champ is battling Maxx Awesome. Spyke goes for a superkick, but Maxx attempts a superkick as well. Their feet hit each other and they send each other falling to the mat. Indigo capitalizes and hits a legdrop on Spyke. Marcus Saxton hits an elbow drop on Maxx Awesome, but Kevin and Zach Storm attack Marcus and Chris. Marcus and Chris recover quickly, however, as Chris hits the Vision of Indigo on Kevin Storm, and Marcus hits the Killed Your Career on Zach. Both of them with a simultaneous pin.
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Kevin and Zach Storm have been eliminated! (by Chris Indigo and Marcus Saxton)
Spyke and Maxx Awesome are still on the ground. Maxx crawls over to Spyke and is about to put Spyke in an ankle lock, but Spyke rolls out of it and turns it into the Pop Lock! Maxx is about to tap, but Liam O’Neill breaks it up. Liam stomps on Spyke a few times, and is joined by Coach O’Hare. Maxx joins in on the stomping. Spyke is finally saved by Akira Hashimoto. Akira clotheslines Coach O’Hare over the top rope!
Coach O’Hare has been eliminated! (by Akira Hashimoto)
Maxx tries to attack Akira, but is speared by Chance Confidence. Chance rams Maxx into the turnbuckle and knocks the wind out of him. Andy Duke, out of nowhere, flips Maxx Awesome over the top rope!
Maxx Awesome has been eliminated! (by Andy Duke)
Liam O’Neill is still attacking Spyke. Akira Hashimoto has gone after Joe One. Renegade and Mr. Big are slugging it out. Chance goes after Andy Duke for stealing his easy elimination. Chris and Marcus sit back and watch everyone wear each other down. Renegade takes a swing at Mr. Big, but the big man ducks, and lifts Renegade up for the HFD! He hits the HFD! Chris says something to Marcus, then walks up to Mr. Big and taps him on the shoulder. Mr. Big turns around and Chris kicks him square in the balls! Marcus hits a DDT on Mr. Big. This gives Chris enough time to steal Mr. Big’s would-be pin on Renegade!
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Renegade has been eliminated! (by Chris Indigo)
Marcus asks Chris for some help getting Mr. Big up and over the top rope, but Mr. Big recovers and he is steamed! Mr. Big grabs Chris and Marcus by their throats and lift them up in the air, but Joe One hits Big in the head with a chair! Big drops Chris and Marcus and falls to the mat. Akira swipes the chair out of Joe’s hands and kicks him in the gut, then swings the chair upwards, hitting Joe in the chin and sending him over the top!
Joe One has been eliminated! (by Akira Hashimoto)
By this time, Spyke has recovered and is on the offensive against Liam O’Neill. Chris and Marcus hang back and watch the action. Mr. Big is still down. Chance, Andy, and Akira all start going after each other. Spyke hits a suplex on Liam, then puts him into a crossface chicken wing. Liam fights to get out of the hold, but Akira decides to help out and puts Liam in an ankle lock. Liam can’t take the pain as he quickly taps!
Liam O’Neill has been eliminated! (by Akira Hashimoto and Spyke Johannson)
Akira and Spyke decide to go after Chris and Marcus, but as they make their way over to them, Mr. Big rises to his feet, and decides to take his anger out on poor Akira! Akira is lifted into the air and tossed out of the ring Spike Dudley style!
Akira Hashimoto has been eliminated! (by Mr. Big)
The other 5 men realize that if they want to win, they need to get rid of Mr. Big… quickly. Andy Duke, hits Big with a bug sprayer he had at ringside, Indigo kicks Big in the gut, Marcus jabs Big in the throat, Chance grabs a chair and sets it down, and Spyke gives him the SwedeDT onto the chair! Spyke attempts a pin on Big, but Chris breaks it up and tries to pin him himself, but Chance breaks it up and tries to pin him, but then Marcus breaks it up and the 4 begin to brawl. Meanwhile, Andy Duke sneaks over and pins Mr. Big, while the other 4 fight!
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Mr. Big has been eliminated! (by Andy Duke)
Andy Duke hangs back. The other 4 are too busy brawling to notice Andy Duke getting the pin on Mr. Big. Spyke tries to superkick Chris, but Chris grabs Spyke’s foot, and pulls him down to the mat. Marcus brings Chance over to the rope, and tries to throw him over, but Chance hangs on. Andy Duke, being the opportunist of the match, sneaks over and helps toss Chance out of the ring!
Chance Confidence has been eliminated! (by Andy Duke and Marcus Saxton)
Marcus extends his hand to Duke for a handshake, Duke accepts, but Marcus tricks the rookie, and tosses him over the top!
Andy Duke has been eliminated! (by Marcus Saxton)
This leaves Spyke Johannson, Marcus Saxton, and Chris Indigo remaining in the ring. Immediately, Marcus and Chris attack the champ. Spyke gets beaten down by the pair, as the repeatedly pound on his back and neck. Chris then hangs back and lets Marcus get in a few shots by himself. Marcus has Spyke up against the ropes and beats on him like a boxer, just several punches and jabs, beating the champ down, while Chris plays heel to the crowd. One fan throws a box of popcorn at Chris. Chris turns away from the action and starts yelling at the fan in the front row. Meanwhile, Marcus whips Spyke into the ropes. Spyke comes running back towards Marcus, and Marcus tosses him over the top. Marcus celebrates because he thinks he eliminated the champ. But what Marcus failed to notice was that only one of Spyke’s feet his the floor. Marcus immediately takes his attention off of Spyke and onto Chris Indigo, who is still yelling at fans, Marcus sneaks up behind his ally, grabs his ankles and tries to flip him over the top, but Chris lands on the apron. By this time Spyke has climbed back into the ring. Spyke runs up and dropkicks Marcus. Chris ducks to avoid getting bumped off of the apron, but pulls down on the rope to maintain balance. Marcus has no chance as he falls over the top rope and down to the floor!
Marcus Saxton has been eliminated! (by Spyke Johannson)
Chris realizes that his ally is gone, but is now one step closer to winning. Spyke, rather than going after the win immediately, backs off and allows Chris to get back in the ring, so they can go 1-on-1. Chris gets back in, and the two lock-up. Spyke backs Chris up into a corner, and hits him with a few quick chops in rapid succession. Spyke goes to whip him into the opposite corner, but Chris counters it, and whips Spyke into the corner… hard. Spyke hits it, and falls down to the mat. Chris stomps on Spyke a few times, then lifts him up, and sets him up on the top turnbuckle for and attempted top rope move, but Spyke shoves Chris back, and Chris slams the back of his head against the mat. Spyke stands and hesitates for a few moments, then starts dancing, signaling for the Dancing Star Press! Spyke launches himself up into the air… and hits it! Spyke with the pin!
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No! Chris barely kicks out at 2.99! Spyke picks Chris up and brings him over to the ropes, trying to throw him over, but Chris is holding on. Spyke breaks Chris’ grip on the ropes and gets him over and onto the apron. Spyke rears back and tries to knock Chris off with a big right hand haymaker, but Chris ducks and drives a shoulder into Spyke’s gut. Chris reaches over the rope and lifts Spyke up for a suplex, but Spyke gets out of it and ends up on the apron with Chris. Chris backhand chops Spyke’s chest, and Spyke returns the favor. The two exchange chops, hoping to knock the other one off. Chris grabs Spyke’s head and bashes it agaisnt a nearby turnbuckle, but Spyke still hangs on. This gives Chris an opportunity to get back into the ring and rest a little. Spyke merely, flops back over the top rope and into the ring. Spyke has been visibly busted open as a result of his forehead getting bashed into the turnbuckle. Chris goes to lift the weakened champ, but Spyke snaps back to life! Spyke hits Chris with a couple quick jabs, and a kick to the gut, then Spyke signals for the SwedeDT! Spyke ducks down then flips up onto Chris’ shoulders, but Chris captures him and drops him over the top rope and down to the floor!
Spyke Johannson has been eliminated! (by Chris Indigo)
The bell rings and the match is over!
Lillian: “Your winner, and NEWWWWWWW EWT Toolshed Champion, CHRIS INDIGO!
(The ref hands the Toolshed Title to Chris Indigo, and Chris is stunned. The crowd boos the heel, but Chris ignores them and stares at the title not believing he is standing in the ring with EWT gold. Meanwhile, EMT’s are checking on Spyke as he may have landed awkwardly. Chris has a microphone in hand, and is about to speak, but the EMT’s throw up the “X” signal, meaning we have a legit injury. EMT’s and doctors surround Spyke. Nobody can see what the injury is. Chris walks to the back holding the Toolshed Title up high, and this is the last thing we see before going to the next segment.)
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Nov 5, 2006 23:10:46 GMT -5
JIM ROSS: Hello everyone and so far we have had some truly epic clashes here at Symphony of Destruction.
JESSE VENTURA: Indeed we have JR some of these moments will live in the meory for a very long time, but JR it’s now time for the one match people came to this PPV for … it’s time for the Main Event!
JIM ROSS: Indeed it is Jesse, and it looks like it could be a true slobberknocker as the young up and coming “Creepshow” Cletus Quinn gets a chance at the EWT World Heavyweight Title which hangs around the waist of the truly formidable monster known as Maelstrom!
JESSE: JR this kid has got no chance, the guy is a battering ram of strength and power, and any person who has crossed him has taken a severe beating …
JIM ROSS: Well we better get to ringside Jesse ….
*Back in the ring and The Fink has started to introduce the main event*
THE FINK: The following match is for one fall, and is for the EWT World Heavyweight Title … Introducing first the challenger ….
* “Spider Baby” by Fantomas creeps out across the speaker system as the crowd roars with anticipation, and out comes Cletus Quinn!*
THE FINK: … hailing from Amityville, New York … He weighs in at 213lbs … he is ‘Creepshow’ Cletus Quinn!!
*The crowd cheers loudly as Cletus enters the ring runs off the ropes and climbs the turnbuckle for the cameras, the lights then begin to dim in the arena as smoke descends on the stage area*
THE FINK: His opponent …he hails from The Aquarium
*The opening chords of ‘Apocalypse Please’ by Muse begin to play as the smoke builds and the fans begin to boo.*
THE FINK: He weighs in at around 288lbs …. And is the EWT World Heavyweight Champion …
*The smoke rises and explodes with fire and through it strides the champion *
THE FINK: … Maelstrom!! …
*The crowd boos, jeers for all they are worth as Maelstrom heads to the ring and enters, his eyes resting firmly on Cletus Quinn. He pauses to raise the title for everyone to see and then hands it to the referee. The referee indicates this is a title match and then calls for the bell.*
*Bell rings*
The two men watch each other carefully; Cletus knows this could be his greatest chance for heavyweight gold, while Maelstrom wants Cletus to make a mistake. Maelstrom strikes out first with a punch, but Cletus nimbly ducks out of the way and grabs the arm and twists it over. Cletus seemingly in control piles on the pressure, but Maelstrom just shakes his head as if to say this is hurting me. Maelstrom reverses the arm twist sending Cletus to the mat. Maelstrom follows this with a measured elbow drop finding the mark. Maelstrom tries for an early cover …
1,2 ….
Cletus kicks out and rolls to the apron, Maelstrom follows after him but gets a shoulder thrust for his trouble. Cletus using this leaps over Maelstrom and tries to bring him down for a cover situation. Maelstrom however refuses to fall and punches downward. Cletus sensing his impending doom, releases himself and runs over to the opposite rope, using this movement he comes back and hits a dropkick to the back of Maelstrom sending him tumbling to the outside and over the top rope! The referee begins a count …
1 … 2 … 3 … 4 …
Maelstrom is visibly frustrated and slams his hands on the ring; he walks around the ring and climbs the stairs. He enters the ring only to receive a volley of forearms by Cletus, Maelstrom pushes Cletus away but only for a moment as Cletus comes back to dish out some more damage. They are now in the centre of the ring and Cletus hammering on Maelstrom the crowd cheering on every punch, Maelstrom seems dazed. Cletus gives a brief signal to the audience and goes for a Zombie Killer … Maelstrom however is just too big for such a move and powers out of it sending Cletus to the mat. Maelstrom grabs Cletus by the throat and nails him with a chokeslam! … Cletus struggles to get back up as Maelstrom shakes the cobwebs from his head …
JESSE: If Cletus wants to win this match, he’ll have to ditch the power moves of his repertoire as Maelstrom is just too big and strong JR …
JIM ROSS: The kid had guts going for the Zombie Killer, but in the end it was a foolhardy move ….
Maelstrom now in control has Cletus over his shoulders and slams him down with a huge running powerslam, cover …
1,2 …
Cletus kicks out but is firmly in the grip of the Maelstrom as he lifts him up by his cranium and into a headlock … DDT finds the mark followed by a legdrop to the back of the head … cover again by Maelstrom
1,2 …
No Cletus once again kicks out, this kid must have guts of steel, Maelstrom not impressed sets up Cletus for a suplex, he lifts him up … but no … Cletus slips out of it and runs off the ropes and launches himself with a crossbody … oooh! … Cletus got caught mid-air by Maelstrom a grin on his hardened face … he gives a knowing nod and then hurls Cletus over his head backwards with a fallaway slam! …
JIM ROSS: Shades of Bradshaw with that one Jesse!
Maelstrom covers …
1,2 …
Cletus kicks out again … Maelstrom now visibly frustrated grabs Cletus head and starts pounding away, Once he had a good twenty odd punches to the skull Maelstrom lifts him for what looks like the Vortex Drop!!
JESSE: This is it JR!
Maelstrom has him up feet pointing to the sky! … here comes the drop! … No Reversal!! … into a hurracanrana pinning predicament!! …
1,2 …
MAELSTROM kicks out in a fury and tries for a huge boot , but Cletus ducks under it hits a high flying right hand kick to the head, Maelstrom stumbles forward and ends up tangled with the turnbuckle corner as a standing Cletus Quinn gets huge cheers from the crowd …
JIM ROSS: This Kid could be the next World Champion ... Come on Kid, get the job done now!!
Cletus is no fool, and starts to pepper Maelstrom’s leg with kicks. Maelstrom tangled up in the corner can do nothing as shot after shot hits his right leg. Maelstrom eventually frees himself but the damage has been done. Maelstrom goes after Cletus, but he is too quick and manages to catch his knee with a low dropkick! ... Maelstrom tumbles to the ground holding his knee, Cletus sensing a weakness goes after the knee with a rear leg lock. Maelstrom howls in pain as the pressure is applied, Maelstrom edges his way to the ropes and finally makes it but this could be bad for the champion. Cletus watches as Maelstrom using the ropes makes it to his feet, Cletus goes for another kick but Maelstrom blocks it and manages to get Cletus for a back drop, but Cletus an agile man flips out of it, grabs Maelstrom and plants him with a savage shinbreaker! … Maelstrom is on the canvas in the middle of the ring and Cletus locks on a half Boston crab, rearing back he has the pressure on that right hand knee ….
JESSE: He’s working that leg JR, a good strategy obviously learned from the master himself DSR! ….
Maelstrom is in serious pain here, his hand is raised he may tap … the referee is checking on him but he is shaking his head in serious pain. Cletus not wanting to lose this hold drags him back to the very centre of the ring. Maelstrom has no where to go … will he tap out? … will this be the end of his reign as champion? … Cletus has it locked in good but Maelstrom is pushing up with his arms now, the arms that made the champion … the arms that feed off the current. With on mighty heave Maelstrom powers out of the hold, the audience boos loudly in response. Cletus continues to kick at the right leg; Maelstrom is still getting up though. Maelstrom hurls Cletus over his head with one arm as he rises like the kraken from the abyss. Maelstrom gives a murderous look towards Cletus who has climbed the top turnbuckle … He leaps but Maelstrom smashes him in the face on his way with a clothesline, flipping him over mid-air!
JIM ROSS: Good God, it’s a car wreck!
Maelstrom grins and grabs Cletus, lifting him up, he signals for the Whirlpool. But no Cletus has slipped out of Maelstrom’s grasp and around his back ….
JESSE: Surely not JR … he can’t possibly ….
Cletus lifts him up and over ... German suplex, but he held on and nails a second!! … cover by Cletus …
1,2,3 …..
No Maelstrom kicks out of the hold, Cletus holds on though with a chinlock, but Maelstrom once again gets up with Cletus still holding on … Cletus is on top of Maelstrom’s shoulders side on here … Cletus realising he is in an exposed position drops out of it ... Cletus then locks in a headlock, he hooks the leg …
JIM ROSS: No kid don’t try it, he’s too strong!!
Fisherman's Brainbuster!! … Cletus Quinn has nailed Maelstrom with it. Maelstrom is down and possibly out as Cletus covers …
1,2,3 ….
No Maelstrom kicked out, he kicked out … cletus wipes the sweat away and looks at his opponent, what can he do to beat him? … Cletus gets up and brings Maelstrom with him and locks in the set up again. Cletus lifts, he has Maelstroms feet off the ground, no Maelstrom has grounded himself, experienced anough to know what is happening here Maelstrom reveres the hold and lifts Cletus up and on to his shoulders … he begins to spin slowly, building speed, BOOM!!! … the Whilpool hits centre of the ring …
1,2,3.
*Bell rings as Cletus kicks out from the hold. He is too late though the count beat him*
The FINK: The winner of this match … and …. Still EWT World Heavyweight Champion … Maelstrom!!
*The crowd boos, loudly as Maelstrom stands tall, He briefly looks down at his opponent Cletus. Perhaps a sign of respect or just to say the kid has potential. Maelstom then turns to the backstage area and heads toward it, on the rampway he raises his hand one more time a smile on his face. It however is unappreciated by the fans as a loud chant of ‘We Won’t Turn!’ is all that can be heard.
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Nov 5, 2006 23:11:16 GMT -5
Announcer: Ladies & gentlemen, give it up one more time for…Megadeth!!!
Endangered species, caged in fright Shot in cold blood, no chance to fight The stage in set, now pay the price An ego boost don't think twice Technology, the battle's unfair You pull the hammer without a care Squeeze the trigger that makes you Man Pseudo-safari, the hunt is canned ... The hunt is canned
All are gone, all but one No contest, nowhere to run No more left, only one This is it, this is the Countdown to Extinction
Tell the truth, you wouldn't dare The skin and thophy, oh so rare Silence speaks louder than words Ignore the guilt, and take your turn Liars anagram is "liars" Man you were never even there Killed a few feet from the cages Point blank, you're so courageous ... So courageous
One hour from now Another species of life form Will disappear off the face of the planet Forever ... and the rate is accelerating
* The cage is lowered for the Megadeth to begin…*
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Nov 5, 2006 23:11:52 GMT -5
Narrator: The Megadeth... (uses Sum Guy's voice that was previously used from Kingdom of Hurt
The Megadeth is the BIGGEST Steel Cage made in EWT history to date. Using 66.6 Tons of Steel to construct the Cage, it has spurred a controversy in the United States to the point of it being illegal. 200 people (mostly illegal immigrants forced to work for free…Toomi Bischoff’s way of putting people to work for suffrage) constructed the cage and three people have perished in the process.
*emphasizes*
66.6 TONS of Steel!
48 FEET in Diameter!
17.5 FEET in Height-HEIGHT!
The Challengers:
DwO: Billed from Filtadelphia, Pencilvania, this tag-team had a shaky start-up as perceived at the Skies The Limit, the last EWT PPV. There they were on the losing effort against an up and rising tag-team, the Sunshine Squad. Coincidentally, the Sunshine Squad is in the Megadeth TONIGHT! The DwO, or Dorf World Order have combined to have win the World Heavyweight Championship, OX Division Championship, Stable Championships (defunct), Tri-State Championship, and a rather disputed reign as EWT Toolshed Champion.
Prophecy Reborn: Billed from Newark, New Jersey, this tag-team is just about unstoppable through everything they have gone….with the exception of Toomi Bischoff, who stripped them of their titles as the Skies The Limit for failure to defend the titles. Now they have to work their way up to win these titles again. They have to endure the Megadeth to get what is rightly theirs again. Combined they have won all titles…except the EWT toolshed championship. Both individuals are in the EWT Hall of Fame.
Sunshine Squad: Billed from intersection of Make Believe Junction and Bloomville Road in the middle of nowhere, have been very lucky making it so far in the tournament for Tag-Team titles of the MEGADETH! Happy Hal and Smiley Sal, they would like to be called, but they are not always what they say, because they focus on their goal. Once the goal is achieved, then they become happy and smiley! At Skies the Limit, they defeated the DwO by pinfall, embarrassing them.
Sending it now to Howard Finkel….
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Nov 5, 2006 23:12:43 GMT -5
Finkel: Thank you, now…this match is….THE MEGADETH, FOR THE EWT TAG-TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP! The rules of the Megadeth are quite simple. The 66.6 tons of steel will come down and once all three teams are in the ring, the match will be a 3-way Last Man Standing Tornado Tag-Team match. If you go outside the cage from the ring, you are still in the match…the only way you will not be in the match is that you are counted out by the referee for not standing (There are referees saturated throughout the Megadeth). There are no pinfalls or submissions! Now then…let’s START THE INTRODUCTIONS!
Finkel: *DwO music plays* Coming down the aisle, weighing in at 570 pounds, from Filthadelphia, Pencilvania, the DORF WORLD ORDER!
*Dorf & Heiden-Dorf come out with cheers. The crowd is mainly rooting for Heiden-Dorf as Dorf pats on his back for good luck. They walk down the aisle doing their normal strut with a little powerwalking to speed things up. They enter the Megadeth fine and do their spiel for cheers to the crowd.*
Finkel: *PR music plays (“Never Let Me Down Again” intro with “Disposable Teens” by Marilyn Manson as the song choice)* Coming down the aisle, weighing in a combination of 430 pounds, from Newark, New Jersey, they are Moxie and H-Mark, PROPHECY REBORN!
*Large cheers erupt throughout the arena for these two legends to ungodly noises. You know, Hulk Hogan ‘noises’ from Wrestlemania 18. They do their normal strut down the aisle with the traditional poses and what-not. They enter the ring absolutely fine, even though Dorf have a bad, smarky face on with jealousy with those near-deafening cheers.*
Finkel: *Sunshine Squad music plays (“If Your Happy And You Know It”)* Coming down the aisle, weighing in approximately 500 pounds, from Make Believe Junction and Bloomville Road, Happy Hal, Smiley Sal, the SUNSHINE SQUAD!
*The Sunshine Squad receive their usual confused, but largely negative, reaction. Dorf signals something to Heiden-Dorf in the motion of 5, 4, 3, 2, 1….and they both ran towards Prophecy Reborn with clubbing rights to both of their backs (Dorf to Moxie and Heiden-Dorf to Hmark), taking them down. This results the crowd jeering at the DwO as a result. The beatdown continues as Sunshine Squad starts to hurry up their entrance to stop the DwO. PR, now down are getting stomped by the DwO as the referee just tries to yell at them…*
Referee: STOP IT! THE MATCH DID NOT START!
*Too late. DwO kept stomping on PR as Sunshine Squad finally enter the ring. They came right away with throwing right hands to the DwO. As soon as contact punches by both members of the Sunshine Squad, the match bell rang off. DING! DING! DING! The DwO and Sunshine Squad are fighting with punches of their own as the referee starts to count out on PR.*
Referee: 1!
*DwO and Sunshine Squad continue to throw punches, but it seems like the Sunshine Squad are taking advantage as they take advantage with their right punches and do a Double Irish Whip to the DwO.*
Referee: 2!
*Happy Hal and Smiley Sal just fly through the air to perform a Double Flying Crossbody sending the DwO down!*
Referee: 1! (to DwO)
Referee: 3! (to PR)
*As soon as the count of 3, PR automatically gets up (ala HBK style) and stare at the Sunshine Squad as the crowd cheers quite loudly!*
Referee: 2! (to DwO)
*The staredown was long enough for a supposed sneak attack by the DwO, but PR saw it coming this time as they both duck and kick Dorf & Heiden-Dorf’s stomachs and Hmark and Moxie do dual “Quick-Fix” DDTs to them. The Sunshine Squad walk right up to PR and pointed out they want to ‘play’ with the DwO. Hmark nodded, but Moxie kick at Dorf very stiffly after Hmark whispered to him a temporary agreement with the Sunshine Squad. Moxie nodded as they let the Sunshine Squad ‘take out the trash.’*
*Happy Hal picked Dorf to be on top of him by his shoulders as Smiley Sal climbed to the top rope and the Delightful Device connects! Meanwhile, Heiden-Dorf is almost up as Moxie runs to execute an Enzigiri, to keep the Cheese Sandwich freak down. Happy Hal suggests to Smiley Sal if PR want to play Catch! with them on Heiden-Dorf. PR agrees and Smiley Sal starts the game of Catch! Since Dorf is down, the referee starts counting him.*
Referee: 1!
*Smiley Sal tosses Heiden-Dorf to Moxie and Moxie catches him. Moxie then tosses Heiden-Dorf to Happy Hal and he makes the catch as well. Happy Hal then tosses Heiden-Dorf to Hmark and he caught him in mid-air, he stopped playing Catch! Hmark immediately runs to an end of the cage with Heiden-Dorf over his right shoulder. Heiden-Dorf lets out a big grunt of pain as his head got crushed by the 66.6 tons of Steel!*
Referee: 2!
*Hmark did not release Heiden-Dorf with the Over-the shoulder technique he has him in right now; leaps and bounds with a STIFF CUTTER TO HEIDEN-DORF!*
Referee: 3!
*Referee uses the count for Dorf to count for Heiden-Dorf down*
*The Sunshine Squad were plotting what to do next to these DwO, while both were down. They drag Dorf to the middle of the ring with Moxie on watch, as Happy Hal and Smiley Sal climb up to the Top Rope. With a few seconds (Hmark performed the Cutter here), the crowd went crazy as both members signaled to climb to the top of the MEGADETH!*
Referee: 4!
*FROM THE TOP OF THE MEGADETH, THE SUNSHINE SQUAD FLY 17 FEET INTO THE PILE ONTO DORF!! And the crowd goes crazy…with the typical “HOLY S***! HOLY S***! HOLY S***! chants.*
Referee: 5!
*The Sunshine Squad did not get up right away as PR took over on Heiden-Dorf. Moxie stands on guard as Hmark starts to run up to the Top Rope and completes the DOUBLE JUMP MOONSAULT! This was done exactly the same time as the Sunshine Squad performed the Into The Pile. The crowd, still going crazy as the referee counts…*
Referee: 6!
*The Sunshine Squad are somewhat up now to prevent the count starting for them. They tell PR to leave Heiden-Dorf alone and ‘help’ with Dorf. Happy Hal and Smiley Sal pick up Dorf (with help of PR) to put him into a Group Hug. PR wondered what they were going to do, but as soon as the Sunshine Squad put the Group Hug onto Dorf, PR declined.*
Referee: 7!
*The Group Hug still applied to Dorf as PR just look over to Heiden-Dorf. Something they take note of is Heiden-Dorf’s right pocket is oozing with cheese…something them two pointed to the crowd and of course, laughter ensued as Heiden-Dorf has warm (assumingly), melted cheese oozing out of his right pocket. Both members of the Sunshine Squad look seen what the laughter is about and they release the Group Hug applied to Dorf (falls down unconsciously) to laugh at Heiden-Dorf.*
Referee: 8!
*Sunshine Squad goes right to Heiden-Dorf and they pick him up into the Group Hug. They squeeze him extra tight as more Cheese oozes out of his right pocket. Meanwhile, PR think of a strategy to think of after DwO are eliminated. This is why PR are legends…they use their time wisely.*
Referee: 9!
*The Sunshine Squad release DwO celebrating with Happies and Smilies to the crowd…knowing that their foe for the past month is about to be down and out. After a half-second of celebrating (in the referee world of a half-second), they start to stare down intently with PR and it got the crowed riled up very loudly as the referee counts to double-digits!*
Referee: 10!
DwO is eliminated.
*PR and Sunshine Squad now stare to cheers as the spare referees drag out the DwO.*
*The Squad begins clapping their hands, and holding them out for handshakes with the PR, happy to have removed their old foes. In the background, the dWo are taken out of the cage slowly; Dorf isn’t happy, but Heiden-Dorf is seeing, somehow, finding remnants of cheese in his pockets, and wearily bringing it to his mouth.*
*In the ring, Moxie and HMark look at the Squad, smiling, nodding, as if they’re in on it…with exaggerated, cartoon-ish winks, they nod at one another…then immediately nails kicks to the midsections of Hal and Sal! The crowd cheers as HMark takes Hal to the mat, working him over, while Moxie lights up Sal with LOUD knife-edge chops. When Hal and Sal both go down, HMark and Mox get up and celebrate, riling up the crowd; their faces are now pictures of determination, as they’re set to make it to the last stop on their “tour” back to the gold.*
*Moxie, feeling particularly vicious, decides to grind Sal’s head against the Megadeth itself; he pushes him into it, and even drives his boot to the back of Sal’s neck, as if he could force him through the structure. HMark is in full command against Hal on the other side of the ring, letting loose European Uppercuts; this match is no time for technical work; it’s all about the brutality, and laying someone out.*
*Sal and Hal, possibly drawing upon their fear of Dr. Vivian, actually begin to mount a comeback; Sal throws elbows back at Moxie’s midsection, trying to force him off, and to get himself room to breath. Hal, on the other side, blocks an uppercut, and manages a STO on HMark! The referee counts, but HMark isn’t near done.*
*Sal manages a running knee lift on Moxie, and gets behind him, going for a belly-to-back suplex, but Moxie will have none of it. The former champion puts the brakes on, and just pops Sal right in the mush, making a sound that causes the crowd to let out a big time “OOOOOOH!” Hal, meanwhile, attempts to take the advantage on HMark, trying to wear him down with a type of Dragon Clutch sleeper, but HMark, ever the technical mastermind, summons enough strength to stand, run to the corner turnbuckle, and use it to flip himself over Hal. HMark pushes Hal to the turnbuckle, stunning him, and grabs him from behind for a Tiger Suplex! The ref begins counting Hal as Moxie continues working over Sal!*
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3!
4!
*Moxie is attempting to tie Sal up in a modified Abdominal Stretch, but Sal, getting desperate, wriggles around like a worm, until he’s freed enough to…step on Moxie’s toes. It still hurts, though, and Sal frees himself to run across the ring and help his friend to his feet. He looks up, though, and immediately hits a roundhouse style kick from HMark, but, thankfully for Sal, he falls back into the ropes, and not onto the mat.*
*The Prophecy Reborn remains in full control, this time forsaking some of their technical skills for sheer violence and fighting prowess. The PR begins alternating attacks on the Sunshine Squad; at one point, Mox picks Sal up into a submission hold, leaving him wide open for strikes on HMark. When they’re done with him, he’s thrown to the ground, leaving the weary Hal to take punishment from the ex-champs now. The Squad, however, refuses to die; with each attack, they continue to rise, never allowing the ref to count more than 5 on them, refusing to let this opportunity pass them by.*
*But, in watching, it becomes clear; the PR came in with a gameplan, and they are seeing it through with ruthless execution and precision. At one point HMark slams Hal into the Megadeth structure itself, but keeps him pinned there; Moxie, running from behind, leaps clear over both of them, and NAILS a dropkick to the back of Hal’s head, driving it further into the structure, and causing his yellow happy-face mask to now become tainted with his own scarlet blood.*
*On the other side, the PR heft Sal up, double-Gorilla Press style, and actually manage to heft him OVER the top turnbuckle, and head-first into the top of the steel rail corner! Sal’s face and mask now shares Hal’s! As Hal falls on the other side of the ring, but supports himself on the ropes, he brings a hand up, and sees his blood; it falls into his eyes, affecting his vision. At that moment, though, something snaps.*
*Hal’s eyes, or what little we can see through the mask, now grow wide and wild. When HMark and Moxie return, the Squad member begins taking their punishment, repeated blows to his bloody head…but shakes them each off. He lets loose almost a scream, but seemingly mixed with, well…odd laughter. In a flash, Sal, having the same blood-driven revelation as Hal, comes in from behind, double lariat-ing the PR from behind, sending both men down to the mat! But, instead of letting the ref count, the two now crazed Squad members climb on top of the PR, raining down blows, clawing, scratching, punching, biting, anything they can think of!*
*Eventually, they’re both forced off, and HMark and Moxie roll to their feet, attempting to regroup. The Squad charges violently, however…but the PR stay a step ahead, side stepping them, causing the Squad to collide mid-ring! Sal and Hal bounce off, right into an overhead belly-to-belly suplex from Moxie, and a Golden Gate Swing by HMark! This could be it; the well oiled machine may have just stampeded it’s way back to the World Tag Team Titles they were stripped of!*
*Both Sunshine Squad members are down, but stirring; the ref counts!*
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*Out of nowhere, from the top of the entrance ramp, a sick laughter is heard. Dr. Vivian? No…*
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*It’s Team LEO’s Keiko! HMark and Moxie both turn and look towards the ramp, confused, but not pleased. Keiko begins singing to herself as she nears the ring, distracting the PR as Hal and Sal rise to their feet, beating the count! Keiko, deranged as ever, begins yelling at the PR in rapid-fire Japanese, and slowly begins climbing the outside of the Megadeth, as if teasing coming in. Mox and HMark turn to one another, attempting to come up with a plan…WAIT! Double German Suplexes from the Sunshine Squad on the distracted PR! Ref counts!*
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*From her position on the Megadeth, Keiko points and laughs, enjoying it. HMark and Moxie both begin moving, each clutching the back of his head, as her laughter grows and becomes more shrill. She looks to begin climbing again…wait again! The crowd begins cheering as Auraelia, auspicious by her absence at the start of the match, bounds down to the ring! In one leap, she jumps up to the position Keiko’s in, and begins throwing whatever strikes she can! Both women grab at one another, going for the hair, trying to throw fists at a very uncomfortable place and height, but neither get an advantage. HMark and Moxie try to roll out to help their girl, but Hal and Sal are on them, keeping them down, trying to get both of them into holds to wear them down! The PR fights, but the Squad is relentless; for every move the PR escapes, they have another they use to slow them!*
*From their place hanging on the Megadeth, Keiko actually brings her leg up, kicking Auraelia in the back. The Japanese girl grabs the stunned Auraelia, and grabs the back of her head, and begins ramming her, face-first, into the Megadeth! Auraelia is in pain, but stops it before more damage can be done; she begins using her strength to stop Keiko from pushing her, and instead returns the favor! Keiko, dazed, falls back a big, giving Auraelia an opening; she grabs her antagonist, wraps around her…oh dear God, a modified Russian Leg Sweep from the side of the Megadeth, INTO THE GUARDRAIL BELOW! The crowd gasps and erupts, as the PR, both freshly escaped from the clutches of the Sunshine Squad, can only watch in horror!*
*Referees and technicians come down quickly, taking the two women away carefully, helping both of them to walk up the ramp. As the cameras follow them, Keiko is seen with…a small smile on her face.*
*In the ring, Sal and Hal attempt to continue the attack, but the PR now finds itself driven by rage. Moxie immediately unleashes holy hell on Hal, letting out a barrage of kicks, chops, and fists, driving him to the corner, where he stomps a mudhole in him. HMark grabs Sal by the throat, puts him in a Crossface Chickenwing variation, and hefts him up into a backbreaker, holding him there, his eyes wide with anger. He then tosses Sal aside, and calls Moxie over with Hal.*
*Outside the Megadeth, movement is seen; a figure makes it way out from under the ring! It’s a technician from before, who apparently stayed behind, wearing a dark hat, with long, dark hair coming out from underneath. In his hands are…bolt cutters?*
*In the ring, HMark and Moxie punish Hal some more, before hitting the ropes; when they converge, Moxie hits a basement dropkick to the back of Hal’s knee, while HMark levels him with a lariat! Hal flips over and hits the mat, and the ref goes to count, but the PR tells him to stop! HMark looks at Moxie, and drags his thumb across his own throat…the crowd erupts, knowing it’s time for the Necronomicon!*
*HMark hefts Sal up, Veg-O-Matic position, and stands, back to the turnbuckle, which Moxie scales.*
HMark: KLATU!
Moxie: VERATA!
Crowd: NIKTU!
*MOXIE CONNECTS WITH IT! Double stomp to Sal’s chest! It’s got to be over!*
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*While the ref counts, the technician, who nobody was really paying attention to, gets through the Megadeth itself, walking in! Just then, ANOTHER technician, in smilar garb, follows him in. The PR have their backs turned to the approaching figures, unaware. Still early in the count, and figures tap the PR on the shoulders. They turn…and both eat Superkicks! The technicians quickly get on the mat, helping Sal and Hal to the ropes and their feet…before Superkicking them, too! All four men are down, but not out, when the technicians take off their hats…*
*…and wigs. The crowd erupts with boo’s as Mike Hodgson and Joel Nelson stand, almost smirking, at what they’ve done…but they’re not finished. Before the ref can really count, they pick HMark up, and begin hitting some blows on him. Mike reaches into the jacket he’s wearing, and produces, to HMark’s dismay, a leap pipe. Joel keeps beating down HMark, stunning him, and quickly dives down to stop an approaching Moxie, keeping him pinned to the mat as Mike lets loose a big time swing of the lead pipe…straight to HMark’s previously injured left arm.*
*HMark hits the mat in agony, and Mike refuses to let up; he begins driving the pipe down to the mat, into the back of HMark’s shoulder, relentless. Joel is smiling; the plan worked. Keiko distracted Auraelia, leaving things wide open for Team LEO to get a measure of revenge.*
*At this point, Sal and Hal are up, and Team LEO, satisfied, takes it’s leave, but not before Joel grabs Moxie, hitting him with a snap Lungblower. Sal and Hal look at each other, shrug…and pick up Moxie, and hitting Catch! On him. While he’s down, they bring HMark to the corner, forcing him down, and wrapping his arm around the bottom rope. After that, they hit the ropes…and hit Put a Smile On!*
*Not content, they each go back, and pick both PR members up, standing them, dazed, in the center of the ring. They hit the ropes once…Hello and Goodbye on HMark! Again…Hello and Goodbye on Moxie! Both men fall to the double lariats! The Sunshine Squad turns to celebrate, raising their hands to the crowd…and don’t notice when HMARK AND MOXE GET UP AT THE COUNT OF ONE!*
*Turning around, the PR, with an eruption of Fighting Spirit, toss Sal into the Megadeth again, sending him sprawling! They get Hal, and begin leveling him with strikes, both of their faces fixed with fury! Mox picks Hal up, ready for a Brainbuster…NO! Sal clips Moxie’s knee! HMark goes to stop him, but Hal gets up, they both grab the former champ…and hit the How Do Ya Do! HMark adrenaline burst wears off, as he’s down, dazed!*
*The two turn to Moxie, and heft him up. The crowd doesn’t know what’s coming, but Sal grabs him, piledriver position, while Hal grabs HMark the same way. The crowd can only yell out as HMark and Moxie fall victim to the rarely seen Seesaw Bomb!*
*The Squad does it the usual three times…no! Four! Five! Six! They’re relentless! Finally, after a whopping TEN(!), both Sal and Hal fall back onto their asses, winded and dazed, not completely aware where they are! The ref counts…and the PR shows no sign of the adrenaline burst that helped them survive the double lariats!*
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<Mox and HMark roll over, HMark feebly clutching at his shoulder, Moxie trying to open his eyes!*
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*BELL RINGS*
Finkel: The winner of this bout, and NEW(!) EWT World Tag Team Champions, the Sunshine Squad!
<The ref brings each Squad member a belt…but neither can really react. They’re beyond dazed, and begin stumbling as they try to rise to their feet. But upon seeing one another with a belt…the two get a burst of energy, and bounce up and down like kids with new toys. “If You’re Happy and You Know It” is blasting annoyingly from the PA as the crowd boo’s, and HMark and Moxie remain laid out, the combined efforts of the Squad and Team LEO having been too much for them. Sal and Hal, despite their celebrating, are still worse for wear; there’s no doubt that the PR put them through hell, and had the upper hand through most of the battle. As the Megadeth comes to an end, it can only be assumed that there are two sets of smiling faces out there: Team LEO’s, and, more pressingly…Team Ireland’s.
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Nov 5, 2006 23:13:15 GMT -5
*That oh so familiar rockin' version of "Amhrán na bhFiann" begins playing over the EWT sound-system. Coach O'Hare appears at the top of the ramp with a huge s***-eating grin on his face. Hal & Sal look up at the ramp, then to eachother. Despite their masks it is clear that both men are distinctly unhappy that Team Ireland have arrived.
Aidan Donnelly & Sean McCann make their way out to stand alongside O'Hare & all three men make their way on down to the ring as their green, white & gold pyro explodes on the ramp behind them. The Megadeth structure ascends to the rafters & the two losing teams make their way backstage.*
*Hal & Sal, exhausted from their effort in the Megadeth prepare to face Team Ireland. The teams split up & go to seperate corners. Sean McCann & Happy Hal start the match off. Sean punches & kicks at Hal, driving the bigger man back towards the ropes. Sean attempts an Irish whip, but Hal reverses it whipping Sean to the ropes instead. As Sean rebounds from the ropes, Hal knocks him down with a big boot. Aidan runs into the ring & Hal catches him with a big Power Slam. Hal kicks Sean in the gut & takes him down with an STO. Hal goes for a cover.*
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KICKOUT!
*Back on his feet, Sean kness Hal in the gut & makes a tag to Aidan. Aidan rushes at Hal & gets armdragged. Hal maintains his grip on Aidan's arm. Aidan drives a knee into Hal's midsection & gets the big guy to the ropes. An Irish Whip from Aidan, Hal reverses again & catches Donnelly with an inverted Atomic Drop. Hal quickly follows up with a clothesline while Aidan nurses his billiards. Hal makes the tag to Sal.*
*Sal begins working on Aidan with a few power moves. He hits him with a Scott Steiner-esque Belly to Belly Suplex & follows up with a Running Knee Lift, right into Donnelly's mush. Aidan manages to elbow Sal in the abdomen, to little effect. Aidan runs off the ropes & gets sidewalk slammed by Sal. Sal goes for a cover.*
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*Sal holds Donnelly & makes a tag to Hal. Sal places Donnelly down in the corner & The Sunshine Squad proceed to put a smile on the Irishman's face, giving him the double-facewash. Hal drags Aidan to his feet. Hal goes to run off the ropes. He dashes to the opposite side of the ring. Sean McCann kicks Happy Hal right in the back. Sean is summarily dropped by Hal with a huge right hand. Hal turns around & gets a thumb to the eye from Aidan who then whips Hal over the ropes & outside the ring. Aidan distracts the referee while Sean & Coach O'Hare beat up Hal on the outside, whipping him into the guardrail before throwing him back into the ring. Aidan makes a cover on Hal.*
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KICKOUT!
*Aidan makes a tag to Sean who hit Hal with a Dropsault. While Hal is down, Sean stands on his throat, a la Bryan Danielson. The ref admonishes Sean. Sean doesn't care & begins taunting Sal. Sal tries to enter the ring, but is cut-off by the ref. Sean & Aidan then double-team Hal. Aidan quickly gets in the ring &, with some effort, hefts Hal up into a Samoan drop position. The duo successfully pull off "Flight of the Earls". Donnelly claps his hands over his head before the referee turns around to make it appear as though he tagged in. He goes for a cover on Hal.*
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*Donnelly & McCann are amazed. Donnelly whips Hal into the ropes & attempts a dropkick. Hal wraps his arms around the top strand & Donnelly's kick misses completely. As Donnelly lies on his ass in the ring Hal attempts a quick pin.*
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*Aidan bounds off the ropes & is caught with a modified chokeslam. Hal is too knackered to make a cover. Aidan slowly gets to his feet & makes a tag to Sean. While Hal is still down Sean gets to the top rope & lands a Moonsault-double foot stomp on Hal. Before Sean can even attempt a cover, Sal is in. Sal attacks both Team Ireland members with clotheslines & elbows until the referee shoos him out of the ring. While the ref is admonishing Sal, Team Ireland do some more double-teaming on Hal. Giving him a double suplex. Aidan gets out of the ring as Hal & Sean battle on. Sean drags Hal to his feet by his mask & signals for the "Donegal Drop". Before he can execute the move, Hal knocks Sean down with a HUGE knee lift. Hal then falls down to his knees. He begins to drag himself over to his own corner, crawling on all fours. At that moment, O'Hare, using his hurely, knocks Sal off the apron. Smiley Sal gives chase to O'Hare around the ring, little realising that an exhausted Hal just made it to the corner. Suddenly turning 'round & seeing Hal propped up in the corner, Sal makes a mad dash back to the ring to make the tag. Too late. Donnelly & McCann drag Hal back to the centre of the ring a split-second before Hal can make the tag! Team ireland attempt another double team move on Hal, setting him up for a two-man DDT. Hal miraculously backdrops both men &, as they get up, takes them both out with a double clothesline. All three men are down. Hal drags himself along the ropes & makes the hot tag to Sal.*
*Sal takes Donnelly down with Running Knee Lift; McCann runs at Sal only to take Spinebuster. Donnelly manages to heft Sal over with a German Suplex. Then he picks Sal up & holds him in place while McCann takes a few steps back. McCann runs towards Sal as Donnelly holds him, but Sal ducks & knocks Donnelly over with an elbow. McCann's momentum carries him on & he hits a corkscrew running dropkick on the referee. O'Hare throws his hurley into the ring. Aidan catches it & takes a swing at Sal. Sal ducks the hurley shot, tosses Aidan outside & motions to the still groggy Hal. Before they can properly put McCann into the Group Hug, Donnelly & O'Hare drag Hal outside the ring to administer further beatings. Sal isn't deterred by this turn of events & instead attempts to Powerbomb Sean. Suddenly, Shane Malone comes dashing down the ramp & into the ring. Sean backflips off Sal's shoulders before he can be powerbombed & Shane levels Smiley Sal with a huge Spear & quickly exits through the crowd. Sean lifts Sal to his feet & executes the "Donegal Drop". O'Hare & Aidan keep Hal detained outside as the refree re-awakens & makes the count.*
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*Once again "Amhrán na bhFiann" plays & the audience pelt the ring with trash. O'Hare grabs a microphone from the ring announcer.*
O'HARE: Here are your winners & the NNNNEEEEWWWWW EWT World tag-team champions... Sean McCann, Aidan Donnelly... TEAM IRELAND! HAHAHAHAHA!.
*O'Hare takes the tag-team title belts from the time-keepers table & hands them to Aidan & Sean. All three men hold their arms in the air. O'Hare picks up his hurley & starts waving it like crazy as the audience continues to throw trash into the ring. Team Ireland retreat back up the ramp & pose at the top with their newly won gold & O'hare continues to wave the tricolour for a bit before exitting the ring*
As Team Ireland eventually decides to head backstage, Hal and Sal both sit on the mat, looking at eacj other in total disbelief. All of a sudden, Dr. Vivian Anemone is seen storming down towards the ring, looking absolutely pissed off as she quickly enters. She immediately storms up right to both men's faces, the two panting, a bit out of breath from being in two matches, as Vivian snatches a microphone.
Vivian: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?! You won the belts... only to lose them... the titles you were destined for and the titles we were going to mold into our image... and YOU TWO LOST ON YOUR FIRST DEFENSE?!
Sal and Hal quickly glance back and forth at each other as Vivian looks not happy at all, pacing angrily around the ring. Eventually she stops, walking back over to both men
Vivian: Well then... if you're just going to let me down, then you two losers can just go back to the way I found you... pathetic and insignificant!
She immediately lashes out, first ripping off Sal's Smiley Faced mask... revealing it to be...
Senor Splash?! Well, at least it looks like Senor Splash, who almost immediately after having his mask rips off, let's out a big yawn, reaching into his pants pocket and pulls out a bottle of tequila, starting to drink it as he stumbles around the ring, looking rather oblivious to his surroundings. Eventually he decides to just wander away completely outside the ring, tripping off the stage as he does so, as Vivian looks at Hal with a sickening grin, taking the smiley mask and tearing it to shreds, scattering the pieces all over the ring canvas, as Hal now looks over, seeming a bit frightened. Vivian turns to him, again reaching out, only to get a kick to the stomach! Hal then whips Vivian off the ropes, catching her as she comes back with a Manhattan Drop! Vivian gasps in pain, bouncing up and down as she's then hoisted up... and is that, THE PAULERBOMB?! Yes... 1...2...3...4...5...6....7...8...9....10 spins! Vivian gets driven hard into the mat as Hal looks down, a bit uncaring, then ripping his own mask off uncerimoniously revealing... PAUL PODANSKI!!! Paul gives the crowd a look, before heading up over to the turnbuckle, climbing atop and leaping off an Aggravated Paulsault on Anemone!!! Vivian yelps out in pain, immediately rolling right out of the ring as the crowd looks on in shock at the identities of the Sunshine Squad! Let the Bodies Hit the Floor simple starts up as Paul looks around the arena, simply exitting the ring, not saying a single word, stepping across the back of Miss Anemone's skull as he does so.
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