The Maim Event

[Toom E. Guci]

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* The Maim Event opens on NBC with a voice over the arena public address system.*

Voice over: Ladies & gentlemen, give it up for Gobble P. Cock.

* A giant peacock comes running down to the ring & leaps over the top rope. Gobble P. Cock starts dancing in the ring to the theme from NBC as the crowd goes wild in approval. The peacock goes to all corners of the ring, strutting & standing on the second rope, enjoying the cheers of the crowd. The peacock is still in the ring, as Toom E Dangerously makes his way into the ring & looks at the peacock. Toom E gets a big smile as he hugs Gobble P. Cock, who leaves the ring afterwards.*

Toom: Ladies & gentlemen, welcome to the return of the Maim Event on Must See TV. And welcome to the first ever TLC Rumble. 25 men will enter this ring. And 1 man will climb that ladder to the very top, where he will become the Extreme Wrestlecrap Threaderation Heavyweight Champion. The question is: who’s it going to be?

* Toom turns the microphone over to the ring announcer, as tables, ladders, & chairs are strewn about the ringside area. The ring announcer starts the introductions, as each man makes his way to the ring one by one:*

” The Viper” Tony Chang
Mike Ragnal
Chance Confidence
Mike Hodgson
Moxie
Scott Andrews
Principal Pain
Former EWT Heavyweight Champion, Limey
Tri-State Champion HeartBreak Hitman Brett Micheals
Dorf
Erik Majors
Jason Maverick
Eddie Omega
Toolshed Champion Dr. Insaneo
Koda Kazar
Crauswell
HitmanMark
Gasoline
American Saint
Deamon Cohln
A-Bomb
You Gene Lesnar
8Syxx
Wonderful Wally Washington
EWT Heavyweight Champion, Spaz

* All 24 men stand in the ring, as a beltless Spaz stands outside the ring. Spaz grabs a ladder & sets it up outside the ring for a minute & climbs up it. Spaz, on top of the ladder, points to the 24 others in the ring & points up at the EWT Heavyweight Championship. Spaz looks at the #1 contender’s & shakes his head no. He points to the belt & motions around his waist that the belt is his. Spaz climbed down the ladder & stepped into the ring, as the 24 others just gave him the eye. That’s when the bell sounded.*

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* Crauswell charges at Spaz first, as Spaz back bodydrops him over the top rope. As Spaz stands straight up, he’s nailed by a scissors kick from A-Bomb. A-Bomb picks up Spaz & bodyslams him into the corner. A-Bomb starts giving the boot to Spaz, as Limey comes to Spaz’s aid. Limey nails a dropkick that sends A-Bomb flipping over the ropes. A-Bomb manages to hang on & roll back into the ring. Limey helps Spaz to his feet as a Prophecy Reborn double dropkick takes down the 2. As the PR gets back to their feet, Gasoline nails a big boot to Moxie. Hitman gets back to his feet just in time to be snatched by Gasoline & nailed with a sidewalk slam. As Gasoline gets back to his feet, Sweet Chin Muzak comes his way in the form of HBH. As HBH turns around, a highcross bodyblock by Ragnal takes him down. Ragnal starts beating on HBH with fists of fury. Ragnal gets back to his feet & scoops HBH up, nailing a powerslam on him. As Ragnal is back on his feet, dorf nails him with a clothesline. HBH gets to his feet & starts yelling at dorf. Dorf picks up Ragnal & holds him, as HBH starts throwing punches at him. HBH then grabs Ragnal & nails a vertical suplex onto him. HBH gets back to his feet when Omega charges at him. HBH hits a hiptoss close enough to the ropes that sends Omega over the top rope, eliminated.*

* Over in the other area of the ring, Insaneo slides under the bottom ropes, where he grabs a steel chair. Insaneo slides back into the ring & swings the chair, smashing Chance upside the head. Insaneo turns again & nails Koda with a chair as well. Hodgson leaps off the top rope with a missile dropkick that sends the chair into Insaneo’s face. Hodgson gets back to his feet, grabbing the chair. Hodgson runs at Insaneo & nails a dropkick to the chair again to the face of Insaneo. Hodgson gets back to his feet as Deamon nails a clothesline to him. As Deamon stops, a WWW dropkick sends him reeling over the top rope. WWW turns & grabs Hodgsons & throws him into the turnbuckle. Hodgsons collapses in the corner when 8Syxx runs at him, nailing a Bronco Buster in the corner. As 8Syxx gets back to his feet, WWW grabs him, flipping him over the top rope. 8Syxx manages to grab hold of the bottom rope, saving him from elimination. 8Syxx gets in the ring & attacks WWW with a sleeperhold & then pulls him backwards, smashing his head on the mat. 8Syxx gets to his feet & is grabbed by Hitman. Hitman nails a Triple Play German Suplex on 8Syxx. Hitman gets on the second rope & drops off with an elbowdrop to 8Syxx. Hitman grabs 8Syxx’s leg & applies a Sharpshooter on him with pressure. Moxie runs & hits a baseball slide dropkick to 8Syxx. Just then, You Gene grabs Hitman & hits a belly-to-belly suplex on him. You Gene gets to his feet & starts clapping at what he did. You Gene runs around, doing an airplane when Moxie hits a flying clothesline on him. Moxie grabs You Gene & hits a Muscle Buster on him. Hitman gets to the top rope & leaps off with a flying headbutt. Hitman lifts up You Gene & goes to throw him over the top rope. You Gene smashes down on Hitman’s foot. As Hitman jumps around, You Gene starts biting Hitman’s ass. Moxie tries to pull him off.*

* Limey & Principal are against the ropes, duking it out against each other. Both men are throwing multiple punches. Both are not paying much attention & are clotheslined over the top rope, eliminated by Chang. Chang turns & gets nailed by a Majors dropkick, sending him over the top rope. Chang crashes to the floor outside & gets on his feet in anger. Chang grabs a table outside the ring, setting it up. Chang slides back in the ring as Majors is fighting with Andrews. Chang grabs Majors & whips him by his hair, throwing him over the top rope. Majors goes crashing down onto the table as Chang catapults himself over the ropes, crashing down on Majors & sending both through the table. *

* Back in the ring, 19 men are now left in the TLC Rumble. Andrews has Confidence by the throat, choking him. Confidence manages a low blow with his knee, as he grabs Andrews by the arm & Irish Whips him into the ropes. As Andrews rebounds back, Confidence nails a hurricanarama. Confidence hits a standing moonsault on Andrews. As Confidence gets back to his feet, Maverick stiffs him in the knee. Maverick starts kicking at the knee of Confidence. Maverick quickly leaps to the top rope & starts walking it like a tightrope to the center where he leaps off with a shooting star press from the middle of the ropes. Maverick crashes down on Confidence & quickly leaps to his feet. Maverick grabs Confidence & runs with him, throwing him over the top rope. As Maverick turns, wiping his hands, Sweet Chin Muzak sends him over the top rope. As HBH starts getting cocky, he quickly ducks a Ragnal clothesline. Ragnal quickly turns by is nailed by a spinning heel kick from HBH. HBH gets back to his feet & starts nailing Ragnal with kicks. As HBH isn’t paying attention, a Gasoline big boot nails him. Gasoline grabs HBH & throws him into the ropes, nailing a sidewalk slam on him. Gasoline grabs HBH by the hair & sets him up for a jackknife powerbomb. As Gasoline has him in the air, Gasoline gets low blowed & drops to a knee, releasing HBH. Gasoline turns to see who did that when he’s nailed by a dropkick to the face by Ragnal.*

Ragnal: He’s mine, big man.

* Ragnal runs the ropes & hits a baseball slide to Gasoline. Ragnal quickly gets to the top rope, looking down at Gasoline, & leaps off with a High Voltage on him. Ragnal then turns his attention to HBH, who is nowhere to be seen now. Ragnal thinks he’s been eliminated until he turns around & gets cracked across the skull with a chair shot. Ragnal goes down as HBH is standing above him, chair in hand. HBH takes the chair & grabs Ragnal, setting the chair up at his throat. HBH smashes the chair down on the mat, crashing it into Ragnal’s throat. HBH grabs a semi-conscious Ragnal & tosses him over the top rope. HBH then decides to go after Gasoline now & throws him into the ropes. HBH nails a Russian Legsweep on Gasoline. As HBH gets back to his feet, he gets nailed with a spinning scissors kick from A-Bomb. A-Bomb picks up HBH & throws him so hard into the turnbuckle that he flips over to the side, just managing to hang on. A-Bomb grabs him & flips him back into the ring. A-Bomb grabs HBH again & hits him with a Bomb Drop. Just then a release German Suplex nails from behind A-Bomb. Trik Turner stands above A-Bomb & grabs the chair HBH had used. Trik brings the chair down on A-Bomb’s head multiple times. Trik lifts up A-Bomb & throws him into the ropes, taking a swing, & nailing him with the chair, busting him open. Trik then takes the chair & sets it up in the sitting position. Trik grabs A-Bomb between his legs & leaps into the air, nailing a Trik Turner with Bomb’s head smashing into the chair as he comes down. Trik lifts up an unconscious Bomb & throws him over the top rope, eliminating him. Trik then walks out of the Rumble, in which he wasn’t a participant.*

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* 15 men are now left in the TLC Rumble, as things are heating up in it & the EWT Champion is still holding strong. American Saint is off in a corner, showing HitmanMark why he is the future. Saint throws Hitman into the turnbuckle, & as Hitman staggers back, Saint manages to grab him & connect with A Night In Compton. As Saint is back to his feet, Hodgson gets in the picture & hits a flying elbow on him. Hodgson gets to his feet & grabs Saint, hitting a standing Hurricanarama on him. Hodgson then nails a standing moonsault on Saint.*

* HBH is back on his feet, as he starts trading blows with Moxie. Just then, we notice in the background a 15-foot high ladder being set up. The shot quickly zooms in to see Ragnal staggering up to the top of the ladder. Ragnal looks down at Moxie battling with HBH & gives him a look. Moxie grabs a bearhug onto HBH & nails an over the head belly to belly suplex, releasing him. As HBH crashes down, Ragnal leaps off the ladder with a High Voltage from the ladder into the ring on HBH. Ragnal grabs HBH & throws him into the turnbuckles. As HBH staggers back, Ragnal nails a clothesline that sends HBH reeling over the top rope. HBH somehow manages to hang on to the ring post, saving from elimination. Ragnal climbs out of the ring & starts kicking at HBH. HBH releases the ring post. Ragnal grabs HBH & scoops him up, leaps off the apron, & crashes HBH through a table he had set up prior to the ladder with a Ragnalrok. Ragnal staggers to his feet & looks down at HBH. Ragnal walks over to the timekeeper’s table & grabs the Tri-State Championship, walking off with it.*

* Spaz is trading blows with Deamon, as Deamon manages a low blow on Spaz. Deamon then hits a standing missile dropkick on Spaz & grabs him, throwing him shoulder first into the ring post. As Spaz gets out of the ring post, Deamon nails a Deamon Doom DDT on Spaz. Deamon calls for somebody, as Insaneo rushes over & the 2 hoist Spaz up. Deamon & Insaneo are about to have Spaz eliminated when Gasoline rushes over with a clothesline to Deamon. Gasoline then easily disposes of Insaneo over the top rope. Gasoline grabs Deamon & starts throwing punches to the staggered man. Gasoline then hoists up Deamon & nails a Jackknife Powerbomb on him. Gasoline lifts up Deamon & throws him over the top rope, eliminating him next. Andrews jumps at gasoline with a highcross bodyblock that gets Gasoline off his feet, against the ropes, but Gasoline manages to toss him over while hanging over the rope. Just then, WWW rushes over as well as 8Syxx. Both men grab a leg, trying to eliminate gasoline. Andrews grabs an arm from the outside & starts pulling as well. Dorf comes over to lend a hand now with 4 people working on Gasoline. Kazar comes over, as well, & they start rolling gasoline. Hodgson rushes over to aid as well. Everybody struggles as Gasoline reaches over, managing to grab Kazar & drags him over, eliminating him. Saint now comes over as well & together, they all finally eliminate the big man from the Rumble. Everybody quickly gets back into the action, but Saint celebrates at the ropes like he did it all alone. Gasoline reaches up & yanks Saint over the ropes by his hair. Gasoline, out of anger, throws Saint into the ladder Ragnal had set up earlier.*

* 8 men are now left in the TLC Rumble, as the numbers dwindle. Dorf goes after Moxie & starts punching him. Moxie & dorf start going at it now. Dorf nails a knee to the midsection on Moxie & then grabs him, nailing a Dorf-a-Matic. Dorf then rebounds off the ropes & hits a Rolling Thunder. As dorf gets back to his feet, a dropkick from HitmanMark sends him reeling into the ropes. As he bounces back, Hitman grabs dorf & nails a Blue Thunder Driver Powerbomb. Hitman lifts up dorf from the mat & hits him with a Golden Gate Swing. Hitman motions over to Moxie, who comes over & aid. Hitman holds dorf up in a bear hug. As Moxie bounces off the ropes, he leaps in the air with a dropkick to the face of dorf. Hitman & Moxie both grab dorf & fling him over the top rope, eliminating him. Hitman & Moxie both turn back towards the action & You Gene’s clothesline surprises Hitman. You Gene runs back around & clotheslines Moxie. As You Gene celebrates what he has done, WWW dropkicks him over the top rope, eliminating him. WWW turns his attention towards Hitman & kicks him in the midsection, then nails a double arm DDT. WWW is nailed from behind by Moxie, who hits a Lung Blower on him. Moxie throws WWW into the turnbuckles & quickly gets up on them, where he grabs WWW & nails The Oracle on him. Moxie then throws WWW over the top rope. As Moxie turns back around, a double arm clothesline from Spaz & 8Syxx eliminates him.*

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* 4 men now stand left in the ring. 8Syxx, Mike Hodgson, HitmanMark, & current reigning EWT Champion Spaz. The crowd is going crazy for this all out action that is left. All 4 men stand their ground in the ring, as Spaz once again looks up at the prize. All 4 men lock up in the ring, as each one throws an elbow to the other one. Hodgson gets thrown into the turnbuckles first. HitmanMark whips 8Syxx into Hodgson. Spaz whips Hitman into the other 3. Spaz rushes towards all 3, but they manage to duck out of the way as 8Syxx & Hodgson both leap over the top rope & Hitman leaps over Spaz. Hodgson & 8Syxx both jump over the top rope, landing a double team bulldog to Spaz. Hitman bounces off the ropes & hits a Lionsault on Spaz, but Spaz barely manages to get his knees up, crashing them into Hitman. Spaz gets to his feet, as he grabs both 8Syxx & Hodgson & double collides their heads. Spaz grabs Hitman & manages a Shockwave on him. Spaz then grabs Hodgson & throws him into the turnbuckle. Spaz climbs to the top rope, where he grabs Hodgson into a Fireman’s Carry. Just then, 8Syxx quickly runs up & leaps to the ropes, grabbing Spaz’s head in a Hurricanarama, sending both Spaz & Hodgson flying off the top rope, crashing down to the mat. 8Syxx grabs Spaz & tries to eliminate him, but Spaz manages to hold on weakly. As 8Syxx releases the hold, a double arm clothesline from Hodgson & Hitman eliminates him. Both Hodgson & Hitman grab Spaz, as Hodgson decides to take control. He yells something to Hitman shakes his head. Hitman grabs Spaz, throwing him into Hodgson. Hodgson gets Spaz up into a powerbomb as Hitman nails a Springboard Overcastle, the first time a non-Nyrd has ever hit the Revenge of the Nyrds II with Hodgson. As both men get back to their feet, Hodgson comes up from behind Hitman & nails a Lung Blower on him. Hodgson grabs Hitman & nails him with the Otaku Destroyer. Hodgson lifts up Hitman & throws him into the ropes, nailing a Hurricanarama on him. As Hodgson gets back to his feet, Spaz hits him with a clothesline. Spaz then grabs Hodgson & connects with a Northern Lights Suplex. Spaz runs the ropes to eliminate Hodgson, throwing him over the ropes. Spaz turns back towards Hitman prone on the mat & looks down at the TLC equipment for the final 2.*

* Spaz slides under the bottom ropes, where he grabs a ladder. Spaz slides the ladder under the bottom rope & climbs back into the ring. Spaz starts dragging the ladder when Hodgson leaps off the top rope with a cannonball dive on Spaz. Hodgson’s feet never touched the ground & Spaz underestimated that. Hodgson grabbed Spaz & body slammed him on the ladder. Hodgson gets to the top rope, where he leaps off with a Skywalker, crashing down on Spaz. Hodgson rolls around in pain, as well. As Hodgson gets back to his feet, Hitman nails him with a spinning heel kick. Hitman grabs Hodgson & throws him into the turnbuckle hard enough that he flips to the top rope. Hitman approaches & slaps Hodgson with the Iconoclasm. As Hitman gets back to his feet, Spaz nails him with a Rolling German Suplex. As Spaz gets back to his feet, he grabs Hitman & throws him over the top rope. Hitman manages to hold onto the ring post to avoid elimination. Spaz rushes at him & spears him through the ropes, sending Hitman crashing down to the outside with Spaz on top of him. As Spaz slowly gets to his feet, he looks in the ring where he sees Hodgson staggering to his feet as well. *

* 2 men stand as the final 2. Mike Hodgson of the Nyrds stands in the ring, battered. And the current reigning EWT Champion is standing outside the ring after eliminating HitmanMark. Hodgson looks up at the belt; surprised he’s made it this far. Spaz slowly crawls back into the ring. The 2 men get in the center of the ring as Spaz & Hodgson get in each other’s face. Spaz looks up at the bell & looks in Hodgson’s face. Spaz starts beating on his chest & points to Hodgson’s chest, as if to say, “You got heart, kid.” The match now falls to TLC rules. Spaz & Hodgson both lock up in the center. Spaz manages a hiptoss to Hodgson. Spaz rushes at Hodgson & flips over him to hit a neckbreaker on him. Spaz gets back to his feet, where he grabs Hodgson & starts to hit him with the Three Amigos. As he goes for the third, Hodgson is close enough to the ropes & locks his legs around the bottom rope. Spaz releases the hold as Hodgson rolls out of the ring. Hodgson gets to his feet as Spaz leaps through the ropes with a suicide dive. Hodgson manages to dodge, sending Spaz crashing into the barricade. Hodgson grabs Spaz & nails a Philo Tap outside the ring. Hodgson rolls back into the ring, where he grabs the ladder in the ring. Hodgson starts to set the ladder up. As Hodgson starts to climb the ladder, he looks to where he left Spaz laying. Spaz is not there. Hodgson gets nailed with a missile dropkick off the top rope, crashing off the ladder. Spaz gets back to his feet, where he grabs Hodgson & throws him into the ladder. As Hodgson staggers a bit, Spaz nails a snapmare suplex. Spaz grabs Hodgson & bodyslams him on the ladder. Spaz quickly gets to the top rope & leaps off with a shooting star press, but Hodgson rolls out of the way. Spaz crashes down onto the ladder. Hodgson staggers to his feet, where he picks up Spaz. Hodgson manages to get Spaz up & nails him with an Alabama Slam. Hodgson then nails a Rolling Thunder on Spaz. Hodgson once again sets the ladder up. As Hodgson starts to climb the ladder, he carefully looks around. Hodgson reaches the top of the ladder & struggles to get the championship belt. Just then, Spaz gets in his face on the other side of the ladder.*

* Both men start exchanging blows. Spaz manages to get more up the ladder & starts pulling on Hodgson. Spaz manages to get Hodgson up & nails a Super Shockwave off the ladder. The crowd erupts like crazy at this. Both men lay on the mat, under the ladder. After a minute, Spaz slowly starts to pull himself with the aid of the ladder. Spaz slowly starts climbing up the ladder. Spaz just manages to reach the top of the ladder when he’s powerbombed off the ladder by Virus. Virus starts giving the boot to Spaz now & picks him up, throwing him out of the ring. Virus climbs out of the ring, where he grabs a table & a steel chair. Virus sets up the table & places the chair on top of the table in the sitting position. Virus grabs Spaz & places him on the ring apron. Virus gets on the ring apron & starts climbing the ropes, grabbing Spaz by the throat. Virus gets Spaz on the top rope & has his hand around his throat, where he leaps off with a chokeslam, sending Spaz crashing headfirst onto the steel chair & then through the table. Virus staggers to his feet, as he grabs Spaz, throwing a bloody Spaz back into the ring. Virus lifts up Spaz into the Infection, but Hodgson manages a spear to Spaz. Hodgson grabs Virus & throws him into the ropes & hits a highcross bodyblock on him. Virus catches Hodgson & nails a throwaway slam on him. Virus decides he’s done enough damage & leaves the ring. Both Spaz & Hodgson lay in the ring. Spaz is busted open from the chair as Hodgson gets to his feet & checks on Spaz. Hodgson then looks up at the belt & tries to figure out what to do. The fans are cheering Hodgson’s on at this point, hoping the Nyrd will do what is right. Hodgson grabs the ladder & sets it up. He then helps Spaz up & tells Spaz, “Not like this.” Hodgson motions for Spaz to climb up the ladder & retrieve the belt. *

* Spaz just looks at him through his bloody eyes. Hodgson starts to walk away as Spaz just stands there. Spaz shrugs his shoulders & starts slowly up the ladder. Just then Spaz collapses off the ladder with a chair shot. Hodgson is standing above him with the chair now & nails Spaz with the chair again. Hodgson quickly climbs out of the ring, where he grabs a table. Hodgson slides the table in the ring & sets it up. He grabs Spaz & places him on the table. Hodgson then starts to climb the ladder, where he gets to the top. Hodgson looks down on Spaz, seeing life still in him. Hodgson leaps off with a Skywalker & Spaz just barely gets out of the way. Hodgson smashes through the table as Spaz lands on the mat. Spaz slowly crawls over towards the ropes, where he uses them to help him up. Spaz grabs Hodgson while staggering & hits a Down Under DDT on one of the broken table pieces. Spaz gets back to his feet & grabs Hodgson, nailing a Shockwave one more time on him. Spaz reaches for the ladder & starts climbing again. Spaz manages to get to the top, where he grabs hold of the championship belt. Just then, the ladder goes out from under him as Hodgson is back on his feet. Spaz manages to grab hold of the belt & is hanging from it. Hodgson grabs the steel chair & throws it at Spaz. The chair hits Spaz’s arm, as he loses grip of the belt with one arm & is hanging by the other. Spaz manages to fight with the belt & get it unfastened as Hodgson tries to get the ladder back up. Spaz gets the belt off the hook & drops down with it into the ring, as the bell sounds. Hodgson stands above a bloody Spaz, who’s clutching the championship belt. Hodgson looks down at Spaz & helps him to his feet. Hodgson turns & walks away as Spaz just stands there, blood dripping down from his head & onto the championship belt as he looks down at the belt. A bloody Spaz gets on the second rope to the cheers of the fans as the Maim Event fades to the end.*