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Post by Toom E. Guci on Nov 23, 2006 6:01:20 GMT -5
*Toom E Dangerously sits at the table. EWT superstars slowly come in one by one.*
Welcome, welcome. So nice of you to make it. My, that dish looks delightful. Please, place it over there.
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Ratings
Dennis Stamp
Has a box of scraps
"YAY!"
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Post by Ratings on Nov 23, 2006 7:20:41 GMT -5
With his shrimp fork, Ratings taps his wine glass; grabbing everyone's attention. With all eyes upon him, he stands up holding his glass.
Ratings: "First off, I would like to thank Toom E. Dangerously for organizing and preparing such a feast and that for one day, we forget about the titles, the feuds, the blood lust and share what we are thankful for. With that said, it would be my honor to be first to share with all of you my thanks. First off, I'm thankful for my health; from my abs of steel to my cat like reflexes, I truly am I a gifted man. I'm thankful for dear friend, Brett Michaels, who has proven that yes... at least one of you EWT superstars have class."
Ratings raises his glass towards Brett Michaels, who raises his glass in return.
Ratings: "And finally, I am most thankful for you all... for forever staying below me and those who share my status in society. For it would be fair for us if you poor, pathetic rodents of the Earth were to ever be as rich. Thank you and please, pass the rolls."
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Post by wrath on Nov 23, 2006 10:36:57 GMT -5
Clown Girl: Wait-a-sec Mr.Ravings guy! We gotta say grace first!
*Sitting at the table, Clown Girl slams her fists onto it, her eyes darting about. Her face making a few uncontrollable twitches. She clears her throat and folds her hands together, bowing her head as well. Mr Bunny, who's sitting beside her does the same..*
Clown Girl: ..I am thankful for.......nada! Zero! Zip! Zilch! Nothin! LET'S EAT!
*The rainbow haired girl snatches the pecan pie, dumps an ungodly amount of whip cream onto it and begins to ravenously stuff it into her mouth. Mr Bunny slaps her wrist at the sight of her horrible table manners, still staring forward from behind the rabbit mask covered in curious red stains. Clown Girl hisses at him like some kind of rabid cat and springs straight onto the table. She dives off onto him, causing him to topple out of his chair. The two roll into the background, tons of loud crashing being heard..*
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Post by crauswell on Nov 23, 2006 11:01:07 GMT -5
Crauswell, clad in his gryphon suit as usual, glances over this rather odd sight, letting out a slight sigh of contentment, as he watches the two, turning his seat completely around and leaning back, deciding to instead of eating, simply watch this little tussle between them, loosening the Ox Division Belt still around his waist a bit as he does so, as everyone near him pretty much just ignores the furry.
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Nov 23, 2006 11:47:33 GMT -5
*Mysth looks at his dish and doesn' t really know what to do, as it is his first thanksgiving, but he' s quite overexcited.*
Mysth : Woah ! There' s no thanksgiving in France ! How does it go ? Is there a particular tradition or ritual or something ? Will the weird female clown, the giant pink rabbit and the griffon stop their mess and let us eat in peace ?
*And before even waiting for the answers, he starts eating.*
Mysth : Oh ! et bon appétit, bien sûr !
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Post by Virus aka Captain No-Nuts on Nov 23, 2006 12:47:17 GMT -5
(Virus walks in, sees the chaos of Clown Girl and Mr. Bunny rolling around fighting, Crauswell eyeing the turkey in a decidedly-NON-gastrointestinal-related way, and Mysth gorging, then rolls his eyes and looks at Toomi and Ratings.)
Virus: What the hell?
(Virus sits down and starts calmly piling ham and dinner rolls on his plate.)
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Nov 23, 2006 13:36:38 GMT -5
(Ultimo walks in and sees Clown Girl and Bunny fighting each other and taking out furniture as they go.)
UC: "Ahhhh........fighting family. Just like home."
(He walks over to the turkey and grabs off a drumstick. He turns and gets Crauswell's attention by waving the drumstick around.)
UC: "Did you know this guy?"
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The Line
Patti Mayonnaise
Real Name: Bumkiss. Stanley Bumkiss.
Peanut Butter & JAAAAAMMMM!
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Post by The Line on Nov 23, 2006 13:41:42 GMT -5
*Andy Duke is seen eating a drumstick. He is wearing a shirt saying "I wish I was eating bugs instead"*
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Post by Tha Kid Joker on Nov 23, 2006 14:59:41 GMT -5
Cassinova walks in and steps over Clown Girl and Mr. Bunny.
Cassinova: Ah... just like home.
He sits at the table and fixes himself a plate, before standing up and tapping his glass with his fork. No one stops talking or eating, so he does it once more. Still no response.
Cassinova: Hey, SHUT UP!
Everyone stops and stares at him. Most look angry, but a few GND competitors whistle at him.
Cassinova: Jesus-tapdancing-Christ. No one has any manners anymore. Anyway, as every sad sap in here already knows, I'm the Los Angeles prettyboy, God's Gift to women, etc. etc... Cassinova. I feel it is my duty as an American to say what I am thankful for before I eat this god awful dinner. So, let me get right to it...
First, I am thankful for... me! Without me, a lot of things in my life wouldn't have happened. I believe you should all be thankful for me too.
People at the table boo and throw food, which Cassinova dodges.
Cassinova: Hey now...while you're wasting food you could be donating it to charity. Think before you act, you ingrates. Anyway...
Secondly, I am thankful for the great state of California! At least 10 times better than your homestate, whatever it may be... Unless it's in the Tri-State area, the South, or in New England... because then it's 20 times better.
The Californians at the table cheer, while everyone else resumes booing.
Cassinova: Lastly, I'm thankful for... hm... what am I thankful for? Oh yeah! Chicks! How could I have forgotten?! I thank you wonderful women for being... well... women. Without you, my life would not have a purpose. I eat, sleep, and breathe women. Well, maybe not so much the eat part. Anyway, enough with the speeches. Time to eat this food that I'm sure someone spit in by now. Amen.
Everyone cheers... not because they liked his speech, but because it's over. Cassinova sits down to eat as everyone resumes what they were doing.
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Indigocrates
Unicron
I got bored. Decided to become a philosopher. Just 'cause.
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Post by Indigocrates on Nov 23, 2006 17:10:26 GMT -5
*Chris Indigo walks in donning a a pin stripe tuxedo, EWT Toolshed Title in hand, he sees Clown Girl and Mr. Bunny fighting*
Chris Indigo: Just like that time me and my old girlfriend ate those suspicious brownies, right down to the rabbit costume...
*Chris then sits at the table and fixes himself a plate, before standing up and tapping his glass with his fork*
Chris Indigo: First off, I just want to say how dumb Americans are, celebrating thanksgiving at this time of year, giving them no time to prepare for Christmas. We celebrated Thanksgiving a LONG time ago in Canada, guess that's why the world views the States as the "B" show so to speak. *laughs, while few others at the table seem to share his sense of humor*
Chris Indigo: Anywho, I just want to propse a toast. To you guys, the EWT roster. I honestly do. Because when ever I feel like everything bad happens to me, I take one look at your pathetic existence, and think to myself, "Hey, it could be worse". Here's to you guys!
*Chris sits back down at the table, his toast not being recieved very warmly*
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The Line
Patti Mayonnaise
Real Name: Bumkiss. Stanley Bumkiss.
Peanut Butter & JAAAAAMMMM!
Posts: 36,698
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Post by The Line on Nov 23, 2006 17:21:26 GMT -5
*Andy Duke Follows up with a toast of his own*
Duke: Oh Chris, you little porcelan horse. If only you knew how short of a time you had with your title belt. Well, what am I thankful for? Small cats, insects(because we all love to hate something), Asian girls, and the fact that Chris Indigo and Marcus Saxton pale in comparison to me.
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Nov 23, 2006 17:28:16 GMT -5
*Mysth at last has finished his dish.*
Mysth : Oh, if I got it, we must say what we' re thankful for...
Well, I' m thankful for the meal... very good... the cook must be French...
hmmm... where are the desserts ?
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Ass Dan
King Koopa
Curious about extra lines
Have you seen me?
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Post by Ass Dan on Nov 23, 2006 20:45:14 GMT -5
One: I have no thanks except to BB. Now someone, get me a Victory Gin & Tonic!
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Post by #Classic Hi-Definition X on Nov 23, 2006 23:45:28 GMT -5
*HBH and Cherry stroll toward the table, fashionably late*
HBH: Sorry Cherry and I couldn't be here sooner. You see, we had some...other business to tend to first.
*HBH has a smirk on his face. Gasoline and Rosa are seen rolling their eyes. HBH and Cherry take their place next to Ratings to feast on some turkey and wine*
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Maelstrom
AC Slater
The Tide Will Turn!
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Post by Maelstrom on Nov 24, 2006 6:28:16 GMT -5
As people relax after eating there thanksgiving meals, Maelstrom walks in. EWT superstars raise eyebrows as Maelstrom grabs a glass of bubbly, the EWT Heavyweight Title hanging on his shoulders
MAELSTROM: Hey guys, here let me make a toast on this great day ...
Maelstom raises his glass
MAELSTROM: On this great Thanksgiving day, lets be thankful ...
Everyone smiles and cheers
MAELSTROM: For the fact that I'm still EWT Heavyweight Champion and none of you turkeys could hope to beat me!
The assembled EWT superstars pause in shock. Maelstrom downs his drink & turns to Toomi.
MAELSTROM: Thanks for the drink
Maelstrom strides out of the room barging past Mr. Big who is just about to enter.
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Curly Long
AC Slater
Midget Wrestling Master
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Post by Curly Long on Nov 24, 2006 6:39:16 GMT -5
Mr. Big ignoring the EWT Heavyweight Champion's rude entry and exit walks into the room carrying a giant egg
TOOMI: No Big, we really don't need the Gooker! ...
Mr. Big ignores this and places it on the table
MR. BIG: I think it might be about to hatch!
EWT superstars assembled look on, as the Egg begins to crack and then explodes in a cloud of smoke revealing ... Curly Long and a live Turkey!
CURLY LONG: Happy Thanksgiving Guys!! ... and what better way to celebrate than with the midget with the most!! C'mon Big lets bring in the goodies!!
THE TURKEY: Gobble! Gobble!
Mr. Big yells outside and a whole legion of waiters and waitresses walk in carrying more food, three more Turkeys fully cooked and ready to eat, drink and party balloons than the room really can hope to hold! Curly hits the cd player and party music starts up!
CURLY: It's Party time!! Hey Mina how you today?
Mina the female midget and Curly retire to the comfy chairs, glass of bubbly in hand. The Turkey runs around eating crumbs off the floor as the party continues, with Mr. Big giving us a one-time only Spinarooni to much applause and laughter.
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Post by crauswell on Nov 24, 2006 9:39:24 GMT -5
Crauswell immediately hops back up, spotting the sight of a LIVE Turkey, quickly hopping up and practically stalking the thing
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Post by respectmeordye3 on Nov 24, 2006 10:16:09 GMT -5
Singapore Caine sits at the table and watches Clown Girl and Bunny fight.
He shakes his head "If Ditziness was snow, these girls would be Alaska" he mutters.
He looks over at Cassinova who has just finished his speech. "And the award for the most unneccessary speech by a weenie goes to....." he grunts before digging into the cranberry sauce on his plate.
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Post by respectmeordye3 on Nov 24, 2006 10:37:24 GMT -5
Singapore Caine sighs and then shrugs "What the hell..." he mutters.
He stands and raises his glass of wine and speaks.
"I just want to follow up Chris Indigo's speech--Now I know a lot of the Americans here might be a little upset with him but-well I have to say that I agree with everything he said about America being the "B" show and Canada being the "A" show. I mean......after all how can you argue with a man who comes from a country who is so polite it would make Barney the dinosaur wanna kick their ass, a country who chose a weed to be their national symbol and who put it on their flag, a country who keeps trying to convince people that Mounties are really police, a country who's responsible for the "metric system", a country with a National Anthem that lasts so long that the little kids who started singing it sixty years ago STILL haven't even close to finishing it, a country who's majority of people feel the need to follow up every single thing they say with "Eh?", a country responsible for the plauge known as Celine Dion, and last but not least--a country who without a doubt makes the CRAPPIEST beer in the world."
He takes a sip of wine and then continues.
"Yessiree--there is no way that America could possibly be the "A" show when compared to Canada!" he says with strong sarcasm then he rolls his eyes and whistles before sitting down and resuming his meal.......
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Post by Rick Raskall on Nov 24, 2006 13:14:23 GMT -5
Raskall and Trunk burst into the room. Everybody stops what they're doing and turns to look at them.
Raskall: Hey everybody! A public gathering just isn't a public gathering without Rick Raskall and Marcus Trunk around! Now, seeing as this is Thanksgiving, I'd like to thank God for making me such an awesome male specimen, to Marcus Trunk for being the best bodyguard money can buy, to Toom E. Dangerously here for signing the best superstars in the history of EWT, and lastly, I'd like to thank Team Ireland in advance for giving us the EWT Tag Team titles!
But enough of that. Since this is Thanksgiving, I'd like to make an offering to all the people in this room, and indeed in all of EWT:
A turkey in every oven, and a woman in every lap!
About a dozen scantily-clad women enter the room, carrying small cooked turkeys. They all put the turkeys on the table and start dancing as music plays throughout the room. Two of the women hang onto Raskall and Trunk's shoulders as three others fawn over Toom E. Dangerously.
Raskall: Yeah! Now it's a party!
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