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Post by dorf on Jan 8, 2007 15:32:34 GMT -5
*cue cheesy bud light music*
Today we salute you, EWT booker. This is for all those times in the "office" thinking hard on your next match board and using your ego to inflatuate PPV events.
*cheesy PPVs!*
I will post my story later.
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Jan 8, 2007 15:53:41 GMT -5
*Mysth makes a step, holding a microphone.*
Toomi... I' m glad to be the first one to be able to express my gratitude for giving me a chance to show my capabilities on the EWT ring, THE GREATEST OF ALL OF THE WORLD OF PRO WRESTLING !
Thanks to you, I managed to show the entire world what high quality wrestling is all about. The fans have seen it at Season' s Beating, they' ve seen it in my last match against Singapore Caine, they' ll see it next week, and they' ll see it when I face Liam O' Neill again.
So, for us and for the fans, thank you and congratulations Toomi for hiring the very best of pro wrestling, and HAPPY F' N BIRTHDAY !!
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Ratings
Dennis Stamp
Has a box of scraps
"YAY!"
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Post by Ratings on Jan 8, 2007 16:16:37 GMT -5
Let it be known that when I--the Palm Springs Playboy, the "It" Athlete, the greastest wrestler of yesterday, today and tomorrow--arrived in EWT, I stared into the cold, merciless eyes of the man in charge and I thought of him as an obstacle. I thought of him as a road block. I thought of him as the man who would construct a "glass ceiling" over my head and keep me from achieving my kismet of becoming EWT Heavyweight Champion of the World. That was my first impression. But for once in a lifetime, my senses misguided me; betrayed is what they did. For this man was not a enemy with a malevolent mind, but this man who's every malice-filled thought that would surely benefit the future and foundation of EWT--was an ally; a confidant; a friend. So to the man who today celebrates his birth, I apologize for any ill-will or hate I directed upon you in the past. Power people have power friends and Toom E. Dangerously aka Toomi Bischoff--I am proud to be your friend. Happy birthday, lord of EWT! May this gala be one for the ages!!!
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Post by Banned Member on Jan 8, 2007 16:26:29 GMT -5
*Merc watches Ratings step down, and Merc steps up to the mic himself.* Merc: Well I suppose I should be all nicey nice here, and wish you A happy birthday huh? Well know what Toom. After the hell you put me through the last few years. You aren't getting any kind of ass kissing from me. Like you would from the other guys here. Ya we all know Ragnal will be along shortly to do the best ass kissing job of all. Oh did I just name drop again? Damn I feel so terrible about that I really do. Well not really, but any who back on subject. Toom you are the last person I would wish happy birthday to. *Merc looks over at Dorf who seems to be a bit angry.* Merc: What?  !!! Your the fool that invited me to this little shin ding! You expect me to be happy towards the guy that locked up Trishs contract? A contract which is owned by me, and not Toom? Huh? Do you!!!!! Why if I had.....Hey let me go!!!! *Security comes, and takes Merc away.* |
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Always and Forever, Hurricane.
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Post by Boku AKA Da Green Guy on Jan 8, 2007 16:28:45 GMT -5
Jobby: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOOMI!
Axel: ...Dude you're supposed to wait for both of us to say it... And what happened to the speech I was going to give before?
Jobby: WHOOPS! Oh well...
Axel: HEY, WHERE ARE YOU GOING NOW?!
Jobby: To my room, I said my part.
Axel:.....happy birthday....boss.... (sighs)
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Ass Dan
King Koopa
Curious about extra lines
Have you seen me?
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Post by Ass Dan on Jan 9, 2007 1:00:07 GMT -5
*The Ministry of Peace go on stage*
Joe One: Happy Anniversary, Mr. Bischoff. May your grip on the Extreme Wrestlecrap Threaderation never falter.
Christopher Indigo: Yes, Mr. Bischoff is a very good chairman. Despite his hirings of proles like Rated X, we know his intentions are for the greater good.
One: I'm sure if BB was here, he would shake hands with you, Mr. Bischoff.
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Post by Marksus on Jan 9, 2007 2:44:16 GMT -5
*Benz saunters down the aisle with a scantily clad lady on each arm. His 'Pop tarts' hold open the ropes so he can duck through. He brushes off his white suit and adjusts his hat*
Benz: TB my man, i heard it's Tribute To Toomi Time and since all the other great superstars have chosen to attend this little shindig i thought i would use this photo-op to give you a present as a thank you for signing me to an EWT contract, although i've yet to be granted a chance to compete. But i digress, with me today as i'm sure all these great fans have noticed; i have a couple of the F-I-nest local 'Pop tarts' for use to go and get 'tired and emotional' with.
*The girls twirl and step towards Toomi*
Benz: Not interested T to the B, o-k o-k luckily Benz is a tag team specialist so i'll take them both.
*Crowd cheer*
Benz: Enjoy your night Boss, Benz has left the building.
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Post by dorf on Jan 15, 2007 13:24:52 GMT -5
*dorf gets up to the microphone stand*
I remember...this man, Toomi Bischoff. I came over into EWT with a goal that I would one day achieve the jobbers dream...by winning a match.
As most of all may know, before I came into EWT...my gimmick in the nBo was an attention w***ing ghost jobber. It got to the point the jobbing became sad and I headed on down to EWT, where Toomi Bischoff was offering contracts while the payout is high for jumping ship.
I know it was a risk in my part, but I was guaranteed more shows, being in an actual PPV, more money, and the best part....a victory over somebody on national TV.
Right then and there, I achieved all that...but somehow in the mix, I seemed to impress Mr. Toomi so good that he allowed me to create the foundation of the impressive Communist Stable.
The original idea was actually to be nazis, but Creative was thankfully smart enough to decline it, even though it would have brought shock TV to the EWT arena and the entire world. When I tried the Communist Stable, they knew it was going to be controversial, but not as bad as the nazi gimmick.
Creative was not thinking very positively, until Toomi Bischoff was at that meeting....in at that meeting he knew that I was up to something with this group. He trusted me enough that this was a good idea to get known in EWT.
*laughs*
Ya know...without the stable, I probably would never have been World Heavyweight Champion or even the Ox Division Champion. Because after the stable disbanded, and I was injured....there was nothing but up. The DNN skits helped me elevate my stardom so quickly...and then THAT promo came up.
I remember this so vividly as I got laughed at the crowd so loudly, that it almost ruined my momentum, but then became something that pushed me even harder...my workrate. This promo was when I had Toomi Bischoff as a guest and he did the Stink Fist to me.
*airs promo, people laugh at dorf afterward*
Yeah...I know the bastard. Anyways, the crowd was laughing at me ridiculously from it, but I never gave up as my workrate was unbelievable afterward. I became the OX Division Champion after being a tough feud with Marcel Adams' son and Ultimo Chocula being in the fray.
This excelled workrate gave me enough to become EWT World Heavyweight Champion. To me, my high focal point became when I was champion, but then my workrate downfall began. I had an awesome feud with Moxie, but I never got that great as I did with Marcel Adams' son.
Since then, I have been on and off in terms of workrate, but have been involved in innovative matches such as the Megadeth...but coming off as a loser in both instances. I have also made amends with toomi bischoff.
I had teamed up with Heiden-Dorf...*raises Cheese Sandwich and crowd cheers* and things were great, until that meany ape ruined my life. On this very special day, on the next EWT PPV, I will dedicate my victory to you, Mr. Bischoff.
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Jan 16, 2007 2:40:45 GMT -5
*Spaz steps up to the mic.*
Toomi, part of me thanks you for creating this place. But most of me has nothing but comtempt. Since I set foot in this arena you have tried to sabotage & undermine my career here! Time & time again you have put me in matches that have broken my body but you have never been able to break my spirit! I won the OX Title twice! I won the EWT World Heavyweight Title & held it for 162 days! Despite you creating matche slike the TLC Rumble to stop my reign.
In a way I should thank you for all that you have done to me Toomi. It has turned me into a household name & made me one of the toughest wrestlers in the business today.
So happy birthday Boss. Enjoy some peace & quiet coz as long as Spaz is around you won't get much of it!
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!!! Your the fool that invited me to this little shin ding! You expect me to be happy towards the guy that locked up Trishs contract? A contract which is owned by me, and not Toom? Huh? Do you!!!!! Why if I had.....Hey let me go!!!!
