Survival of the Fittest Nov 4, 2007 13:21:05 GMT -5
Post by Toom E. Guci on Nov 4, 2007 13:21:05 GMT -5
* Survival of the Fittest opens in a gym, where we see 2 men working out. Both men are acting like they are competing in working out until one pain collapses in pain, grabbing his groin. The other man points & laughs, as we cut to the arena. The ring is set up as the entryway looks like a gymnasium. The fans are going crazy, as we cut to the ring for our opening match.*
*Mystery makes her way out to the ring to a... bemused reaction from the crowd. She's not usually a big fan favourite, but some of the crowd here aren't too big on Tiffany.*
Annnouncer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Parts Unknown, weighing in at an undisclosed amount... MYSTERY!
*Tiffany excitedly dashes out onto the entrance ramp. This is her first PPV match & against a well-established GND too. She can barely contain her excitement, just as her strained top can barely contain her oversized implants. Her light pink, midriff baring top is stretched so tight over her ridiculous looking boobs that it may as well be transparent & her tiny Daisy Duke shorts look as if they might rip apart if Tiff bends over (despite the fact that she has a tiny wee ass). Tiff does a Cartwheel on her way down to the ring, but she loses her balance & lands flat on her behind. The ring announcer tries to stifle a snicker as he introduces her.*
Announcer: And her opponent, from Los Angeles, California, weighing in at 118lbs... TIFFANY!
*Tiffany regains her composure & continues on down to the ring in her usual over-excited fashion. She struggles to keep her top from ripping asunder as she bends over to get inside the ring. She should probably be concerned about those shorts of hers too. She scales the turnbuckles & faces her fans waving to the crowd & blowing them kisses. She leaps back of the turnbuckle, her boobs nearly smashing her in the face. Tiff performs the splits as Mystery glares at her, unperturbed. The nerdish horny males in the crowd let out a cheer, though.*
*Tiffany & the referee have a few words before the match begins. As they do so, Mystery attacks Tiffany, elbowing her hard in the side of the head.*
*Tiffany falls to the mat & gets back up on one knee. Mystery harshly slaps Tiffany as she's in this kneeling position. Tiffany gets back up to her feet & charges at Mystery, taking her down with a modified Spear/Double Leg Takedown. Tiff goes into full Catfight mode, sitting atop Mystery & banging her head off the mat until the referee steps in & yanks Tiffany off the masked woman. Surprisingly, the crowd reacted positively to Tiffany. Catfighting is about the only thing the girl can do right. Tiff relases Mystery & gives her a Snapmare. She then follows up by whipping Mystery towards a corner. This is the most complicated series of wrestling manouveres Tiffany has been known to ever do! She slowly runs towards the corner, but Mystery gets a boot up. Tiffany grabs Mystery's leg & drags her out to the middle of the ring. She shoves Mystery down to the mat, still holding her leg. Tiff then performs the world's sloppiest looking Slingshot & sends Mystery across the ring. She performs some terribly weak looking stomps on Mystery before bringing the masked woman back to her feet. Tiffany attempts a German Suplex, but Mystery clings on to the ropes. Mystery keeps a hold of Tiff's left arm & reverses into a Fujiwara Armbar! They are too close to the ropes, so Tiff easily reaches them. But Mystery drags Tiffany out to the centre of the ring & slams Tiff's left arm on the mat. She then twists the arm around & performs a Leg Drop on it. Mystery goes for a cover...*
*Back on her feet, Mystery whips Tiffany to the ropes & catches her with a Flapjack. Tiffany fails to properly elevate herself so the move comes across as rather poorly executed. Mystery drags Tiffany back to her feet & whips her into a corner. Mystery comes charging after her, looking for a Stinger Splash or similar move, presumably. But Tiffany forgets where exactly she's supposed to be & what she should be doing. She runs right back at Mystery & the two women collide; both of them are knocked down. After a brief count from the referee both women get back to their feet. Tiff grabs a hold of Mystery & tries for a Backslide... *
*Mystery runs towards Tiffany & Tiffany responds with an Arm Drag... then another... both with the left arm that Mystery had been working on earlier & with no ill effect . Oh, well, the crowd don't seem to have noticed. Tiffany whips a seemingly disoriented Mystery towards the corner. Mystery springs up on to the middle rope & flies back at Tiff with a Cross Body Block. Mystery whips Tiffany towards the ropes & sets up for a Back Body Drop, but she telegraphs the move. Tiffany cartwheels behind Mystery & kicks her in the butt. Mystery falls to the mat as Tiff delivers the weakest stomps in wrestling. Tiff brings Mystery back to a standing position & delivers her finisher: a crappy looking "Implant DDT" (ac~hem). Tiff's so weak she can barely even lift Mystery off the mat to deliver the move properly. Never the less, Tiff goes ahead & covers Mystery after the manouvere...*
*Mystery rolls outside the ring. She's actually surprised that Tiffany seems to be showing signs of improvement here. Could this be the first match in which Tiffany is able to claim a pinfall victory? Tiffany follows Mystery out to the floor & promptly whips her against the security rail. Mystery actually winces in pain, but also gives a bit of a smile. Tiffany seems to be showing more fire than she ever has before! That doesn't stop Mystery from trying to dampen Tiffany's spirits. Mystery ignores the pain in her lower back & clotheslines Tiffany viciously. Fed up of pussy-footing around, Mystery gets a chair. The crowd cheers sadistically, except the Tiffany fan boys who are distraught that their favourite Diva is about to get a pasting. The referee follws closely behind Mystery, telling her she'll lose the match if she uses the chair on Tiffany, but Mystery advances undaunted. As Mystery swings the chair back ready to strike Tiffany, the referee grabs it & takes it off her, placing it back where it came from. Mystery is not too happy about that, but she finds some solace in blasting Tiffany with a series of stiff elbow shots. Mystery drags Tiffany back up by the hair & tosses her back into the ring, giving her a major wedgie with those tight denim shorts as she does so.*
*Tiff gets back to her feet just as Mystery gets back in the ring. Acting quickly, Tiff kicks Mystery right in the head. More stunned by the impact than actually hurt, Mystery is down. Tiff stands with a leg each side of Mystery's body & performs a sexy little dance, much to the delight of EWT's horny male demographic & to the chagrin of actual wrestling fans in the audience. The ref orders Tiff to get on with the match. Tiffany steps away from Mystery for a moment to have a private word with the official. She presses her chest against his in some hope of swaying him. Tiff turns back around & sees Mystery running towards her. Tiffany catches Mystery & tries to take her over for a Power Slam, but Tiffany isn't strong enough to complete the move & it fails miserably when Mystery lands right on top of her! The audience, spotting the obvious mistake, boo loudly & chant "YOU F***ED UP! YOU F***ED UP!" Mystery tries to cover up Tiffany's horrendous botch by moving straight into a cover... *
*Mystery wins! And the portion of the crowd that appreciates her hard work jeer themselves hoarse!*
Announcer: Here is your winner... MYSTERY!
*Mystery basks in the cheers of the audience for a change & hopes that a certain "British Brawling Machine" was paying attention to the match. Tiffany, on the other hand rather sheepishly gets to her feet & extends a hand to Mystery. Mystery glares at the swimsuit-model-turned-wrestler & merely walks off without shaking her hand.*