Crap-A-Mania !!!! All Grown Up

[Boku AKA Da Green Guy]

*A fade from black into a pan of a blonde kid who's bowing his head.*

...I remember a time...

*the kid lifts his head to show Axel's trademark shades.*

...where I studied all the icons of the ring....

*A flash of Axel, with his shades, staring into a star covered sky.*

...and I dreamed that one day I would become the greatest of them all...

*The kid reaches up slowly.*

...Crap-a-Mania...

*flashes of that go back and forth from the kid to Axel as they reach up to take off the shades.*

...where my own legacy will begin....

*The kid begins to take off the shades.*

...and all that will stand in my way will fall....

*a smooth transition from the kid to Axel as he completely takes off his shades.*

...my dreams are more than just dreams, they are inevitabilities ...

*the camera pans across an unshaded kid.*

...because now, I'm all grown up....

*the camera is blocked by a turnbuckle and now Axel is shown in the where the kid was.*

...and nothing can stop me now...

[Deleted]

*The camera cuts to a skinny kid with shoulder-length brown hair jumping around and screaming in his pajamas.*

When I was a kid, I always was out of control...

*The kid drops to the floor and rolls around, laughing rather strangely.*

...and always packed with energy. I shunned my family's wrestling tradition...

*The camera cuts to an older child with a similar appearance, seeming to be around 10 years old, talking with a kid with short black haor.*

...but the dedication of a friend got me involved...

*Now the camera focuses on a teenage version, now with longer hair and a bit of muscle.*

...and I broke into the business full-steam...

*The camera cuts to a muscular young man of 20 years, sitting in a gym and lifting weights.*

...taking everything by the horns and proving my worth...

*The camera cuts back to the child in the first shot, transforming from the individual stages into a current Jimmy Thunder, clad in his wrestling gear, his leather trenchcoat, jewelry and sunglasses, sitting in the drivers' seat of his Jaguar during TJT's entrance.*

...and now, I'm all grown up, and the world is my oyster...

[Ass Dan]

*The camera cuts to a 6 year old in a blue coverall, holding a knife.*

One V/O: In my younger years, it was difficult for me to understand life.

*He drags the knife across a figure in a yellow suit with a bag over his head. Blood shoots from his juggular vein as his legs move in spastic fashion.*

One V/O: Soon, my sences dulled, and I was fit for action.

*The 6-year-old boy is now at pubescent level, as he gives a slice to another hooded man's neck before planting the knife in the back of his neck. The hooded man gives similar actions as blood shoots out.*

One V/O: But for all my advancements, I never forgot my duty.

*The boy is seen kneeling in front of a tall figure whose upper torso is obscured; he wears black trousers and black shoes.*

One V/O: Now, I'm all grown up...

*The boy turns into Joe One*

One V/O: ...and the destiny of BB will be fufilled.

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[Ragnal]

*The video opens to a black background, and a young boy about the age of ten, wearing green shorts, a red shirt and a red hat, is looking up at the flashes of lightning in the background.*

When I was a kid, I never felt I would ever have achieved my status. Nor did I ever think I would make it with the help of friends...

*A bit of Limey and Mike Ragnal high fiving one another plays, then transitions back to the boy, now with two other kids, both blonde, a boy and a girl, raising their arms high.*

Family...

*The scene fades to the three Ragnal siblings walking up the ramp at Symphony of Destruction.*

And those...who have appreciated me.

*The scene goes back to the boy, now looking oddly enough like a current World champion, holding a replica of the belt as two younger kids who look much like Andy Duke and Johnathan Doe stand behind him.*

And now...sicne I'm all grown up...I look back at my life...

*The scene transitions through Mike Ragnal's title victories, from the Limey Invitational, to his and Joe's tag title victory, and to his Tri-State championship win. One last time, the scene fades to "Elementalcidal" Mike Ragnal, sitting on the ring apron and staring at the World Heavyweight championship.*

And I ask myself...if I was told where I would be today, ten years ago...would I believe it?

*For a brief moment, it fades to the child in Mike's place, holding the belt, and then back to the grown up Mike.*

[Ratings]

FADE IN to a young child standing in what appears to be an empty airplane hanger, wearing a violet dress shirt, sunglasses and designer blue jeans.

VO: When I was child, I knew I was different than my peers.

Various images of Ratings posing to the crowd in the ring, aisle and entrance stage; followed by the child mimiking some of those poses.

VO: "I knew that I was more wealthy, more intelligent and more athletic. I knew that I could do anything and excel to the highest level."

*Footage of Ratings wrestling; hitting his signature moves. Back to the child, who is now wearing a gold dragon patterned kimono robe and black tinted sunglasses.*

Ratings: "Now, I am all grown up. And you know what?"

The child fades into Ratings now standing in the hanger, wearing the robe and wrestling attire.

Ratings: "Not a damn thing has changed. And that is just the way I like it."

[The Lach is very tired]

*The video starts with an 8 year old boy sitting alone in a schoolyard. The it shows him being made fun of & beat up.*

When I was a kid I never fit in, I was never popular.

*Images of Spaz's entrance & poses show, followed by the boy doing the same.*

But as I grew up I found a place to call home, a place where I was accepted for who I am.

*Footage of Spaz's various triumphs plays such as winning the OX & World Titles, winning at C-A-M III etc. Then it shows the boy standing on the turnbuckles posing for the crowd.*

When I step into that ring, I am home. I fear nothing & noone.

*The camera pans 260 degrees around the boy in the centre of the ring. Then the boy morphs into Spaz & the camera pans around again.*

Now that I'm all grown up. I am accepted, I am cheered, I am idolised. I am home.

[Bedlam LadyD]

A grainy, sepia-colored scene rolls onto the screen. Cue a little girl in a long black dress and bright red stockings. She's holding a Gothic looking rag-doll close to her chest. Her hair is cut shaggy and her face is hidden beneath the deep brown curls as other small children tease her, calling her a witch.

The voice over starts, revealing it to be Synthy Eris' silky, nightshade vocals.

"When I was a small girl....I was mocked for being off-beat. For being a strangeling in the world of dolls and ninjas."

Cue the girl a few years later, her shoulders slumped, but her hair is out of her face, revealing piercing, odd colored eyes. Her clothes are a mishmash of early Nineties grunge and late Seventies punk. She's probably around thirteen or fourteen.

"I learned from an early age to be a tough girl. Strike when stricken, or be forgotten. I learned my lessons fast and hard."

The color fades to a creepy pale color, with random tinges of brightness set in to counteract it.
Fas forward another few years, to a more mature-looking 18-year old. She's wearing a black babydoll dress and black capris over red fishnets. In her hands, opposing the slightly disturbing but oddly charming doll from earlier, she holds a pair of familiar sunglasses, a bloody-looking rose, and something shiny glints from her left ring finger.

"Many underestimated the ability of a girl with no background of special context, nor with an apparent lack of ambition. I hid myself well from the haters, continuing on as if I were nothing special. They damned themselves for believing what was obviously a lie."

Cue the camera to a more recent-looking Synthy Eris. Her hair is messed, her sunglasses are on, and her hands are folded carefully beneath her chin. She stands tall, her shoulders straight and confidence playing upon her features like makeup.

"I knew I wasn't destined to flounder around aimlessly like most of those ignorant people. I knew one, my time would come. I'd show them what I really was~"

Synthy does an all too familiar shark smile. She lowers her arms and crosses them over her chest. The lights fade out, leaving just enough of a ray to spotlight her features. She looks striking.

"To show them that I am the undisputed Queen of Chaos. I'm here to rid EWT of the evils of the useless plagues that disease the world. And it doesn't matter what I have to go through, who I have to go through, to secure my pride as being that damn good. My name is Synthy Eris, and I am All Grown Up.

[The Line]

* a young man is sitting on a porch*

As a young man, I saw the best years of my life devoured by the winged creatures of the air and dirt. Bee stings, spider bites, you name it.

*cut to that same young boy sitting on the sidewalk with a magnifying glass*

But one day, I knew that I had to change something, and that I must finish off these pests, both insect, and human. After that day, I was....

*boy standing, does signature Andy Duke taunt and fade to the real Duke doing the same taunt*

ALL GROWN UP

[crauswell]

We fade in to a quaint little setting, as a small young boy is seated, clutching close a teddy bear as he smiles, looking quite innocent, in the middle of what appears to be a daycare.

Voice: Back in my innocent childhood, I tried to grow up and keep people from keeping me down, just because I seemed different. Just because I acted a little more strangely, preferring the company of animals over humans.

The child smiles, fondly hugging the stuffed animal close, as if was his best friend. Suddenly, a much bigger looking kid walks over, reaching out and yanking the bear right out this kid's grip, laughing and pointing, then ripping it's head clean off! The boy looks on briefly, as tears start rolling down his cheek and he cries, as the kid just keeps laughing and pointing.

Voice: Most people labeled me a weirdo, an oddity, a strange kid who had something horribly wrong with him. My parents tried to calm it by doing as much as they could, even resorting to therapy, trying to fix this disease they thought I had.

Flash forward, to an older looking kid, wearing a bright green shirt with an eagle on the front, as he walks over to what appears to be a shelf. He quickly reaches out, pulling something off the shelf, turning it around and looking at the cover, which reads "Zoo Books" He walks over, sitting down on a bed nearby as he continues to read it.

Voice: Despite their attempts of sabotage, I continued to cling to my beliefs and likes, completely content with myself. It was a joyful life... one that filled me with promise that I would one day amount to something.

Cut once more, showing this same kid... at what appears to be during Halloween, as the kid walks inside somebody's house... dressed up just like a gryphon, feathers, beak, tail and all, walking in, only to immediately start getting bombarded with... eggs of all things. IT cuts to even more kids laughing, as the young man just looks at them all, looking down at the ground, then tackling a larger one to the ground, starting to punch viciously at his face, as this same kid struggles to get from out under. Eventually some other kids pull this kid off...

Voice: Eventually... I just got sick of everyone trying to label me a freak and did something about it. I met each of these morons face to face and beat them into respecting... and fearing me. Showing them that just like a wild beast, I wasn't going to stand around and take it.

We cut to another scene, showing a much older teenager now, wearing this very same costume it seems as he walks rather calmly down the sidewalk, as an ugly looking punk walks in front of him, simply looking over... and just like everyone else, laughing his arse off. The same guy doesn't even wait this time, swinging hard and cracking the guy right in the jaw, as a tooth flies loose, the guy then simply looking down.

We cut one last time, showing now Crauswell standing on this very same sidewalk, simply looking down at it, in all his furry "glory" just standing there.

Crauswell: Finally... I'm all grown up... and I haven't regretted a single damned decision.

[Deleted]

*The camera cuts to a small child with short, black hair of few years crawling around on a large estate and looking through the grass within, exmaming the tiny insects about it.*

As a young child, people always saw my intelligence...

*The child grabs a ladybug with his tiny fingers and places it in a jar.*

...they said how I was so full of calculative superiority...

*The camera cuts to a young teenage advancement, sitting in a chair in a dimmed room, mouth wide open, tongue hanging out; he has a science magazine visible, but folded within is some other kind of magazine, undefined. His eyes seem fixated on it.*

...and I always managed to use my mental power to my "advantage"...

*Now the camera focuses on an older teenage version, with longer hair and peach fuzz talking two other teens--one, a boy with long brown hair and some muscle, and the other a female with long, black hair tied in a ponytail.*

...but I made sure to work in the wrestling business, getting my friends involved...

*The camera cuts to a young man with clear facial hair; about 20 years old, watching old British wrestling tapes in a dark room.*

...but sharpening my skills as well...

*The camera cuts back to the child in the first shot, transforming from the individual stages into a current Jason Jupiter, clad in his wrestling gear, his leather trenchcoat, jewelry and sunglasses, sitting in the back seat of Thunder's Jaguar during TJT's entrance.*

...and now, I'm all grown up, and I'll prove, with my tools, I'm the best man in wrestling history!

[brokenrose]

When I was young...

*A little red headed girl in a pretty blue dress stands in the middle of the ring.*

...I was told by my mother that I would marry a great husband...

*She smiles but looks heavily uncomfortable in the dress.*

...that my only duty in life was to be a housewife...

*Her smile fades into a blank look, with a sense of anger.*

But then I saw the light...

*She rips off the dress to reveal a plain t-shirt and jeans underneath.*

...my saving grace lied in tomes of great amazons from my fatherland...

*She stands in a fighting like stance.*

Now that I'm all grown all...

*Flash to adult Juri in wrestling gear, in the same stance in the little girl.*

...I've given my body wholly to the idea of equality...

*A pan across her naked back, full of disfiguring scars.*

...I carry on the traditions of all the great joshi before me...

*The lights flash repeatedly, revealing a teenage Juri staring right into the camera. Her face covered completely in blood and a creepy smile.*

...and with my sacrifices...

*The camera flashes to show adult Juri in the same position as teenage Juri, with the same smile and blood.*

Everyone will know that there is no weaker sex...

*Flashes of Girl Juri, Teenage Juri, and Adult Juri doing various kicks.*

and to those that doubt me...

*Girl Juri, Teenage Juri, and Adult Juri each give a blank, angry look into the camera.*

...You simply don't know who you are messing with!

*The camera rests on a shot of Juri crossing her arms and staring defiantly at it. In a flash, she jumps back and kicks the camera. The last shot of the camera is Juri's shoe and the last thing heard is glass cracking.*

[ape]

*fade into a clean, bright, white room with a smiling child staring creepily into the camera with both hands behind his back.*

...i remember the first time...

*the child pulls out one of his hands to reveal a knife with blood on it.*

....the first time i cut another human being hehe....

*quick flash to psychoapeguy licking the blood off of a rusted knife in the same room...except the room is much more dingy and dark.*

...and i wondered if there was a way i could share my joy...hehe...my expressive art with millions of people at once...

*the child begins stabbing a teddy bear...it cuts to psychoapeguy stabbing an opponent in the forehead.*

...crap-a-mania....

*the kid raises the knife to his own forehead, and it flashes to psychoapeguy slashing his own forehead open and peeling the skin back for the camera.*

....where i can push the limits for violence year after year....

*the kid, who has blood dripping down his face, stares into the camera with a wide-eyed, frightening smile.*

...it's not a matter of whether i spill blood or not...but how much...

*a man in a white coat enters the room with the child and the bloodied child immediately lunges at the man and begins the gnaw at his leg.*

.....i make people bleed....i make people suffer....i'm living out my dream....

*camera cuts to psychoapeguy applying an eye for an eye to a similar man in a white coat.*

....'cause i'm all grown up....

*camera shows child finger painting on the white walls of the room with the white-coated adult's blood as he lays there unconscious.*

...and that blood hehe....will continue to spill....

[thecursedone]

...There once was a boy....

*A short, brown haired boy sits in the ring... He looks to be playing with a toy bird of some sort.*

...who was looked down upon for his interests...

*The boy looks down in tears.*

...grow up, everyone said...

*He lifts the broken toy as distorted children voices mock him.*

...nobody plays your weird games...

*The boy stares in the camera shaking his head.*

...yet I was able to find a friend that shared my views...

*A sloppy transition to a modern day Scurvy happens, while Polly “perches” on his arm.*

...then my interests suddenly became cool...

*Both of them give a lame okay sign.*

...We then finally found a job that accepted us for who we are...

*Scurvy jumps to his feet and throws in his head back in a laugh.*

...CRAP-A-MANIA....

*Polly joins him, in “squaks” that could be considered laughter*

...ME NAME WILL BE CRAVED ON THE MAST OF HISTORY!!!!

*A mast appears behind them, with a quick flash that reveals a strange shadow like figure. It looks to be standing on the mast itself. In seconds, it disappears.*

AND IT BE SAYING THAT I BE THE VICTOR AGAINST MYSTH!!!

*Scurvy places his hands on his hips, looking victorious.*

SO TALK ALL YER WANT, ABOUT YE BE THE DARKNESS IN LIGHT!!!

*Both of them shake their fingers at the camera.*

BECAUSE I BE ALL GROWN UP AT CAM!!!

*Scurvy smiles cheesily, while Polly looks confused at the counterdiction of this storyline.*

AND YE WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER MAY 6TH...

*He unsheathes his cutlass to point at the camera.*

AS THE DAY YE ALMOST CAUGHT THE LEGENDARY SIMON SCURVY!

*He goes to turn quickly but hits the mast and falls down. Polly rushes to help him.*

AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

*The screen goes black with a lightning flash.*

“YO......HO.......YO.......HO......... A PIRATE'S LIFE..................”

*The letters, “C-A-M”, appear.*

“FOR.........ME........”

*Thunder clashes to end the promo.*