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Post by The Line on Aug 5, 2007 14:37:01 GMT -5
Taped: August 1st Location: Manja, Madagascar
We now are taken to a small arena, with probably about 300 fans. None of them are in chairs. The ring is surrounded by weapons, and only has ropes on two sides. The two sides are adjacent, making an L shape with the ropes.
Some tribal drums play as the masked challengers, Somalian Joe and Super Blue Cross #6 make their way to the ring side area, high-fiving fans along the way.
“No Quarter” plays throughout the arena, and The Cidal Squad with Alexa King comes down to the ring, without their elaborate entrance. The fans boo and hiss them as they make their way to the ringside.
Bobby Cruise: Before we begin this match, I have a personal letter addressed to the Cidal Squad straight from the desk of EWT Commissioner Toom E. Dangerously. And it reads:
Dear Cidal Squad, Congratulations on making it this far. We in the EWT Front Offices are very proud for the notoriety you are bringing to the company in its time of financial peril. If you do not know yet, Bobby Cruise has it on my direct authority to present you, the EWT Tag Team Champions, with new EWT World Tag Team Championship Titles. And as a token of my appreciation for all you’ve done, the current EWT Tag Team Titles are yours to keep as a gift forever. Thank-you, and see you when you return to the states.
Sincerely, Toom E. Dangerously EWT Commissioner
Bobby Cruise goes and gets a briefcase, and opens it. Inside are the new EWT World Tag Team Titles. He hands them over to the Duke and Doe.
Bobby Cruise: Now onto the introductions! This match is a Madagascar Two-Sided Ring Deathmatch! In this match, the ring has two sides with regular ropes, and two sides with no ropes at all! All 4 men are legal in this match-no tags have to take place! To win this match , you must pin your opponent for 3 seconds, and he must be knocked out for a 10 count immediately afterwards. There are no submissions, no count-outs, no disqualifications, and all weapons are legal and Falls Count Anywhere! Now to introduce…the challengers!
The crowd cheers
Bobby Cruise: From right here in Manja, Madagascar, at a combined weight of 310 pounds, Somalian Joe and Super Blue Cross #6! And now, the champions!
The crowd boo’s and hisses
Bobby Cruise: Accompanied to the ring by Alexa King, at a combined weight of 460 pounds, The EWT Tag Team Champions, and once the bell rings for this match, the EWT WORLD Tag Team Champions “Sinnercidal” Jonathan Doe and “Insecticidal” Andy Duke, THE CIDAL SQUAD!
The referee takes the new EWT World Tag Team Titles, shows them to the challengers, again to the champions, holds them high in the air, and signals for the bell to ring. Here we go!
Outside the ring are such weapons as tables, ladders, chairs, metal buckets filled with hot water, a barbed-wire board, a land-mine barbed-wire board, jelly doughnuts, and other assorted plunder. All 4 men start things out in the ring. Both Duke and Doe look at their opponents, and share a chuckle. The challengers use this as an opportunity, and start mounting an offensive with a flurry of punches.
This takes Andy Duke aback, as Super Blue Cross #6 pushes him into one of the two roped-sides of the ring. Unfortunatley for Somalian Joe, his punches have little effect on Jonathan Doe, except that they anger him. He knocks Joe down with a huge clothesline, and goes to help his partner. He takes SBC6, lifts him high above his head in a military press position, and tosses him over the ropes to the unprotected concrete floor. Unfortunatley, he didn’t have a weapon such a table or barbed-wire board to break his fall.
With SBC6 out of action for the time being, Doe focuses his attention on Somalian Joe. He starts laying into him with stomps…GARVIN STYLE! Duke goes outside to go get some plunder. He has Alexa help him bringing in the barbed-wire board into the ring. He also throws in a couple chairs in the ring. Duke props the board in the “roped” corner, and once again asks for Alexa’s help. She rolls SBC6 back into the ring.
Jonathan Doe sets up one of the chairs tossed in by Duke in the center of the ring, and lifts Somalian Joe up, and Irish whips him into the ropes. On the rebound, Jonathan Doe hit’s a blackhole slam onto the chair, which promptly collapses on impact. Meanwhile, Duke grabs SBC6 and powerbombs him right onto the barbed-wire board that was propped up in the corner! SBC6’s back has been ripped to shreds! Waitaminute! Jonathan Doe is covering Somalian Joe!
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Somalian Joe has been pinned, but will that be enough to keep him down for the 10 count also?
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Somalian Joe begins to stir
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Somalian Joe gets up, but is promptly met with a big Mafia kick to the head, and he goes with duke to double team on SBC6, who is still tangled up in the barbed-wire. They are looking to end this match! They pick up SBC6. Doe gets him ready for a power bomb. He goes to one of the no-roped sides. Down on the floor right below is the land-mind barbed-wire board. Duke knows a thing or two about explosives, dating back to his match at Season’s Beatings, and tells Alexa to leave the immediate area. Doe has him ready for the power bomb, and throws him down onto the board! The first 3 rows of the crowd are going to have to be treated for smoke inhalation after that one. I think it would be safe to say that SBC6 is done tonight, if not for good.
Duke goes outside, and fetches a ladder, as Doe picks Somalian Joe up, and throws him down with a powerbomb, too. Duke sets up the ladder the corner with no ropes at all, and goes outside to retrieve a table. When he gets that, he sets it up in the opposite corner. corner. He climbs the ladder. Jonathan Doe puts Somalian Joe on his shoulders, and he climbs the other side of the ladder. With Duke at the top, Doe hands Joe to him. Is he going to? YES! CIDAL BOMB FROM THE TOP OF THE LADDER!
The crowd goes insanely wild, except for the first 3 rows, who can’t speak or make any audible noise without coughing. Doe takes Joe and covers him…
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And now the referee begins the 10-count…
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Joe is showing now signs of life
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The bell rings, and this match is over! The Cidal Squad has completed their epic journey! Duke is just beginning to come to, and Jonathan helps him up, as the team celebrates. Alexa gets into the ring, as the duo gets their hand raised by the referee.
Bobby Cruise: Here are your winners, and still champions, THE CIDAL SQUAD!
The trio make their way to the back as they still celebrate.
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Post by The Line on Aug 5, 2007 15:03:05 GMT -5
We are now taken to an an airport, where an on-screen graphic indicates that this is indeed live.
We see the Cidal Squad of Alexa King, Andy Duke, and Jonathan Doe exit the gate, and get ready to ready to retrieve their luggage, when Sum Guy approaches them.
Sum Guy: Mr. Duke, Mr. Doe, Ms. King!
Duke: I know what you're going to say. Congrats on your win.
Sum: Actually, I have something else. Its a letter! Its from the Commissioner!
Duke: Hand it here!
Duke rips envelope from Guy's hand. He opens it, and begins to read to himself.
Sum: Umm, do you mind reading it out loud?
Duke:...huh? what? Oh yes, sorry. Dear Mr. Duke and Mr. Doe, Congratulations on your win in Madagascar. It was a thrilling match to see. But since your win, it has come to my attention that the World Tag Team Titles already achieved World status before your defenses around the world, but were only loosely defended as such. I'm sorry for any emotional and financial hardships this causes. If its any consolation, I will still let you keep the old tag titles. Despite all this, your work has been appreciated. You have helped EWT's world wide image. Sincerly, Toom E Dangerously EWT Commissioner
Duke: Well, that puts a damper on things. I really wish we could have found out about this important piece of info before we spent not only the last month on the road, but the last of our savings. It really puts a strain on a pocketbook-
Alexa: And a young relationship.
Duke: Not for nothing though, what Toomi said was true. We have helped EWT's World Wide image. We have done more for the Tag Division than any other team in history. And for any other tag team out there, we've got a challenge...NO...a dare for you, if you think you can take our titles. If you can do more for this division than we have, then not only will you win the titles, than you will our respect. C'mon, lets go.
The three leave.
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Post by Rated X on Aug 5, 2007 23:07:54 GMT -5
"We Be Jumpin" begins to play as Genocide makes his way out, looking out into the crowd. Genocide throws up the Strong-style sign before walkign down the ring, where TOG (That One Guy) is preparing for his debut match.
Genocide slides in and doesn't waste any time before blasting TOG with a stiff lariat, knocking him down. Genocide hops up and merely smiles before jumping up, driving his knees into TOG's throat. TOG coughs up blood as Genocide backs up, waiting to attack. TOG gets up to one knee before Genocide runs at him, giving a Puerto Rican Headache. TOG merely slumps tot he ground as Genocide climbs the ropes, ready to finish this. Genocide leaps off with the Azteca, nailing it perfectly. Genocide stands up and places a throat over the fallen TOG as the ref counts.
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3. Thank God it's over.
Announcer: Here is your winner, GENOCIDE!!!
Genocide grabs TOG and spits in his face before turning him around and nailing the Border Hopper. TOG just lays there motionless as Genocide exits the ring, a sick grin on his face.
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Aug 6, 2007 2:25:55 GMT -5
* VKM's theme song begins to play *
Lillian: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is a tag team match! Introducing first, the team of BG James and Kip James, being accompanied to the ring by Roxxi Laveaux, they are the Voodoo Kin Mafia!
The VKM gets some decent ground support as they make their way to the ring. Some guys in the ground whistle at Roxxi, but she seemingly ignores them.
* "White & Nerdy" by Weird Al begins to play *
Lillian: And their opponents, the team of Koda Kazar and Job Bher, they are the Fanboy Otaku Gamers!
The crowd erupts into cheers for the team of awkward wrestlers. The ref calls for the bell as Koda and BG start the match off. Koda and BG lock up in a collar and elbow tie-up. BG knees Koda in the gut before connecting with the Shake, Rattle and Roll. BG lifts Koda up and tosses him into a corner and goes for a short corner splash, but Koda kicks off of the bottom turnbuckle and connects with a sunset flip on BG. Koda goes for a pin.
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Two!
Kickout!
BG rolls out of the pin as Koda backrolls to his feet. Koda rushes at BG and attempts a headscissors takedown, but BG turns it into a modified powerbomb. BG lifts Koda up and walks him towards his corner. BG tags in Kip and whips Koda into ropes opposite of Kip. Kip springboards off of the top rope and catches Koda on the rebound with a springboard knee to the face. Koda's head bounces off of the mat hard.
Kip lifts Koda up so that he is standing on one foot, while still on one knee. Kip applies a modified twisting headlock to Koda, as Job tries to rally Koda back to his corner. The crowd begins to get behind Koda, who begins shaking with determination. Koda gets onto both feet and grabs Kips head from his current position. Koda shifts his weight and delivers a spinning neckbreaker to Kip. Koda is able to get to his corner with just one dive, tagging Job Bher in on his way down.
Job Bher rushes into the ring and delivers three spinning elbows onto Kip in rapid succession. Job Bher bounces off the ropes and knocks BG off of the apron. Job then turns around and delivers a standing splash onto Kip. Job backs off, and sees Kip begin to stir. Job Bher bounces off the ropes again and attempts a shining wizard, but Kip ducks the kick. Job continues through with his momentum, and rolls Kip up in a unique pin. Job goes for a pin.
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Kickout!
Kip rolls away from Job to regain his mind. Job tags Koda in just as BG rolls back into the ring. BG charges at Job, but Koda catches BG and lifts him up in a flapjack. Job Bher springboards off the ropes and hits BG with an In the Face! BG once again rolls out of the ring as a groggy Kip James turns around and is caught by Koda. Koda and Job Bher hit the Ring of Death on Kip James, as Koda rolls him over for the pin. Koda attempts a pin.
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Three!
Lillian: Here is your winner, the Fanboy Otaku Gamers!
Koda and Job Bher celebrate as BG and Kip slowly head towards the back, with Roxxi in tow.
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Post by brokenrose on Aug 6, 2007 3:08:24 GMT -5
*Back from commercial, the camera reveals Juri in her dress. She throws a few fists and launches a few KO kicks. Juri smiles as she no doubt is excited for her match. It's almost been a month since her match with Karma and she has not seen any ring action, thanks to Cass. At this point, one might suggest that she's getting a bit of ring rust. Regardless, she shakes her head and moves to put on her gloves when she gets a knock on the door. She cocks her head at the door before answering the door.*
Juri: Lita?
*The camera turns to show a teary eye Lita looking at Juri with a tinge of concern.*
Lita: Juri... I'm so sorry for your loss!
*The camera turns back to Juri, who looks at her utterly confused by what is going on.*
Juri: Wha?
*Back to Lita.*
Lita: Don't worry! Cass told me everything... I can't believe you just lost both parents to... What was it? ICan'tBelieveShe'sFallingForThisItis?
*She reaches out and hugs Juri deeply. The look on Juri's face is priceless as she can't find the words for this bizarre situation.*
Juri: What?!
Lita: I know, you're in a state of shock... Cass also told me that's why you're wearing that “Spanish dress of mourning” or something like that. *She pauses to eye it.* Looks more Celtic to me, but what do I know? *She continues.* I'm sorry, that probably is not want you need right now. There's no way I could ask you to wrestle in your condition, Juri... That's why I went to Toomi and requested to forfeit... Be strong, sweetie!
*She hugs Juri deeper before running away in tears. Juri looks aghast in Lita's direction.*
Juri: *Almost yelling at Lita.* ....what?! *She bows her head as she facepalms herself.* This has got to stop!
*She re-enters her locker room, slamming the door in the face of the camera. Causing it to black out as the production staff quickly switches to commercial.*
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Boku AKA Da Green Guy
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Post by Boku AKA Da Green Guy on Aug 6, 2007 3:33:42 GMT -5
*In an oddly familiar location, a figure clothed only in what would appear to be boxer shorts and a towel on his head. The figure sits on a bench, looking deeply at a mirror from under the cover of the towel. The towel is brushed of their head to reveal “The Icon” Axel Halaway with short, matted hair that remains stuck to his forehead. He looks in wonder at the mirror.*
Axel: How could I get such a face? Such interesting features... Such a beautiful ex-girlfriend... Such friends including one that is a beautiful and famous rockstar... Such a name to live off on... And such a name that I could never it's shadow from... When I have done nothing to deserve any of it.
*Running his hands through the wet, matted hair... Exposing his black roots hiding under his dirty blonde hair. Instantly, he leans closer to view the mirror to look at his true hair color further.*
Axel: And here is proof that I do not deserve my name... My father's name... His talent.... His name... While every other Halaway carried beautiful blonde hair... This was the first sign of my failure... Of me not deserving my name. And the only few people to accept me for my failures.... Have died, hate my guts, speak to me out of pity, or lack the mental capacity to notice my failures... This is my life....
*He presses his brow against the mirror, his breath fogging up the mirror as he seemingly gasps in short, painfully breaths. Slowly, Axel rocks his head back and forth against the mirror.*
Axel: I am a being of failure as such, and I am committed to a life of failure. But if I accept my lot... I can cleanse my body from failure. And I can pass it to others... Success is nothing I can have... I've proven that I'm not worth my genes... The blood in my veins is pure failure... And that's why...
*He rears back and slams his head as hard as possible into the mirror. The mirror shatters as he pulls back, allowing to the shard held up by his forehead to smash into the cold, hard ground. He leans forward, allowing a beautiful waterfall of “failure” to flow down his face.*
Axel: I must let the failure out and I must share it with others.... Others that claim success...
*Spooked the camera man slowly backs away as Axel looks at the blood dripping into his hands with wonder. Fade to commercial.*
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Post by Oceanic on Aug 6, 2007 12:15:08 GMT -5
Ding! Ding!
The bell rings immediately after the commercial break as all four competitors for the Tri State Title match stand in their respective corner and size one another up, although it's obvious one is quite smaller than the rest. Kane, Batista, and The Great Khali all walk out to the center of the ring but Oceanic stays in her corner. The three hosses look over at her, wondering what she's up to, then begin to walk over to her. Oceanic simply drops down to the mat and rolls out of the ring, backing up the ramp a little ways. Batista yells at her to get into the ring but she doesn't, instead motioning for him to come and get her. Batista runs out of the ring to go get her but the instant he touches the floor Oceanic runs up and kicks him square in the jaw, knocking him backwards and stunning him. She then grabs the ring steps and throws it right at Batista's head, knocking him down to the ground and busting him open. Oceanic goes to continue her assault on Big Dave but Kane reaches over the top rope and grabs her by the hair, pulling her up to the ring apron and clobbering her with a big fist to the head. Oceanic slumps down onto one knee on the ring apron and Kane pulls her back up to her feet. He then grabs her by the underarms and throws her over his head and sailing halfway across the ring, landing square on her butt. Kane motions to Khali as he sends Oceanic into the buckles and tells Khali to go in after her. Khali does this but he's so friggin' slow Oceanic has half an hour to dodge it and Khali hits the buckles himself. Kane sees this and charges in but Oceanic ducks his clothesline attempt and Kane blasts Khali instead. Oceanic dropkicks Kane in the chest, staggering him a smidge, and gives him a series of chops. Kane takes each one but doesn't drop, unlike Oceanic who goes straight to the mat after Kane blasts her once. Kane sends Oceanic into the ropes and he hits her with a Big Boot. The Great Khali comes out from the corner and he takes offense to Kane's blast earlier. Kane ignores Khali and tries to go back to work but Khali shoves Kane, which gets his full attention. Kane shoves Khali back and the two begin to argue while Batista rolls back into the ring. Oceanic stands back up and Batista charges her but she drops down and he sails right past her and bumps into Kane and Khali, breaking the tension and both guys who's name start with a K begin to beat Batista down. They then both grab Batista and throw him over the top rope and back down to the arena floor. As they do this Oceanic springboards off the second rope and dropkicks Khali in the back of the head, causing him to clumsily and ever so awkwardly fall over the top rope himself, landing right on top of Batista. Kane turns and hits Oceanic once so she doesn't get the drop on him as well, then sends her into the buckles.
Kane lifts her up and places her on the top turnbuckle, then crawls up there himself. Kane appears to be going for a Superplex but he's being pelted in the side over and over again by a series of stiff elbows. Kane punches Oceanic once and that seems to keep her at bay. He then hoists her up over his head but as they come down Oceanic flips herself over and grabs Kane's head in mid air, as the come down she sticks her knee out and Kane's neck lands squarely on it. I'm sure there's a name for that but I don't know what it is. Oceanic goes for the cover.
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Kane kicks out. Kane struggles up to his knees and Oceanic is right on top of him, landing several kicks to his head and upper torso. She goes for another kick but Kane grabs her leg and pulls it so Oceanic flies right into his clothesline. Meanwhile, Batista has rolled back into the ring and he sees his opening. He lands a forearm blast to Kane's back, but it seems to do more damage to himself than Kane. Batista grabs his arm and sees his ligament bulging out. That's steroids for you. Kane turns around and chokeslams Big Dave down to the mat, then kicks him once again out of the ring. Kane turns to continue his attack but Oceanic is back up and lands an enziguri to Kane's injured neck. He goes down to one knee and she blasts a Shining Wizard (Muta style, not Shane Storm thankyouverymuch) and goes for the win.
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Kane kicks out again. Oceanic stays on top of Kane with a leg scissors and squeezes away on his neck. Khali was back up while ago but it took him this long to finally get back into the ring. He sees his opportunity and goes for a leg drop but both Oceanic and Kane roll out of the way easily and Khali lands on his tuckus. Oceanic and Kane see him sitting there like a stump and they begin to pummel Khali at the same time. Oceanic hits the ropes for momentum and she blasts Khali in his Leno sized chin with a dropkick as Kane delivers an axe handle to the top of his skull. With Khali's bell rung they set him up for a double team move but once again here comes Batista looking to capitalize. Batista charges in but Kane sees him coming and pushes Khali into him. Batista hits the ground as Oceanic dives with her shoulder right into Khali's knee. The big guy lets out a huge wail, that much we can understand, and he hits the ground while grabbing his knee. Oceanic stomps away on the injured limb of Khali while Kane flattens Batista with a clothesline. After Dave goes thud on the mat Kane turns and hits Oceanic. He grabs her by the head and signals for the Tombstone. Kane goes to lift her up but she elbows him repeatedly in the injured neck. Kane backs up a little bit as Batista tries to lift himself up using the second rope. Oceanic hits the ropes and nails Kane with a spinning heel kick that sends Kane staggering backwards and through the gaping hole in the ropes caused by Batista. Dave sees this and looks over at Khali, who's not really going anywhere what with his bad wheel and all. Batista charges at Oceanic but she ducks his clothesline attempt and responds by grabbing his injured arm and twisting it up for leverage. Batista flips over onto his back and Oceanic leg drops the injured arm and immediately locks in TAAS. Since Batista is something of a prima donna he taps out pretty quick.
The Fink: "Here is your winner, and still EWT Tri State Champion...............OCEANIC!"
She lets go of Dave's arm and she takes the the belt from the referee. She takes a good look at each of her opponents, Dave and his torqued arm, Khali laying on the mat like a carp trying to get up, and Kane on the outside holding his neck. She leaves the ring and walks up to Kane, gives him a pat on the back, and walks back to the dressing room while nursing her own sore parts.
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Post by Ratings on Aug 6, 2007 15:30:17 GMT -5
(Video package recapping the Maelstrom/Ratings feud, covering Ratings’ interference the world title match at Soundless Dawn and Maelstrom’s vicious beat down on Ratings a week later which included the announcement of the match by Oceanic herself after Toom E. Dangerously revealed that he was the one who put Ratings up to cost Maelstrom the match.)
EWT ARENA – TOOM E. DANGEROUSLY’S OFFICE
Ratings is shown seated in a leather chair before a plasma screen television screen, his eyes staring at the monitor aghast at a recap of Maelstrom’s impressive victory last week, knowing well that he will be facing such fearful strength at Old School. Toom E. Dangerously is seen in the background before his desk, stressing over EWT’s current financial crisis as he looks over the bills and records in complete frustration. Taking a deep breath in attempt to relax his nerves with little success, a despaired Ratings falls back into the chair looking up at the ceiling.
Ratings: “I’m a dead man. Literally, I’m a dead man. As soon as I get into that ring at Old School, Maelstrom… is going to slaughter me. It will the massacre of the highborn. The annihilation of aristocracy. The…”
A disgruntled Toom E. Dangerously holds his head, annoyed by the issues surrounding him.
Toomi: “Ratings, right now I don’t have the time to listen you vent out your problems. So, I’m going to have to ask you to leave.”
After a brief pause, Ratings looks over his shoulder at his employer with a affronted grimace.
Ratings: “MY problem?”
Scoffing, he stands up and approaches the desk Toomi is seated before, the bills spread across it’s surface, very much unorganized.
Ratings: “I find it quite humorous for you to say such a thing, Toomi. Seeing that it was YOUR problem in the first place!”
The accusation is enough to gain Toomi’s full attention as he looks from his desk at Ratings.
Toomi: “Where… in the hell… do you get the audacity to say something like that!? You heard it from the lips of Oceanic herself: SHE MADE THE MATCH! NOT ME!”
Ratings: “But it was you! It was you who told me to keep tabs on Oceanic and Maelstrom! It was you who told me to make sure Maelstrom did not win the EWT Heavyweight title because it was for the “good of the company”.”
Toomi: (enraged sarcasm) “And a fine job you did! If it weren’t for your incompetence, I would have heard about Oceanic pissing EWT’s money—MY MONEY—down the drain!”
Ratings: “And who’s idea was it to throw a damn battle royal where the winner would obtain your position as General Manager of EWT during your vacation?”
Toomi: “You spoiled son of a…”
Before the fuming figure head of EWT can continue, the cellphone of Ratings begins to ring, grabbing the attention of the two men. Both men stare at the glass table between the leather chair and plasma screen TV where the cellphone is placed. Toomi looks at Ratings with a annoyed glare.
Toomi: “This better be damn important.”
Ratings however is too busy listening to the unique ring tone and ignores Toomi’s remark. He approaches the glass table and picks up the cell, answering it after he flips it open.
Ratings: “Hello?”
There is a brief pause as the person on the other end replies to Ratings.
Ratings: “Yeah, I had a feeling you would be calling. …No. No, I’m just having a “friendly conversation” with Toomi here. Anyways, I imagine you heard about the match at Old School regarding yours truly and Maelstrom. …Yes, I suppose I do have quite the challenge ahead of me. …Really? And what do you have in mind? …Yes, that would take care of our problems now wouldn’t it? (Ratings chuckles to himself) I like the way you think, my friend. Very well, it’ll be just as you said. …Alright, I’ll talk to you later.”
Ratings hangs up his phone and turns to Toomi with a grin which the boss looks on with skepticism.
Toomi: “Okay now, who was that?”
Ratings: “It was ‘him’.”
Toomi: “It was ‘him’?”
Ratings: “Yes… ‘him’.”
Confused at first, a sly smile grows on Toomi’s face once he realizes who Ratings is referring to.
Toomi: “Oh… ‘him’. And what did ‘he’ have to say?” Ratings: “He said he has a plan… a plan that would rid us of Maelstrom… permanently.”
Ratings flashes a sinister grin as the camera fades to black.
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Post by radicalbuttercup on Aug 6, 2007 19:05:32 GMT -5
*Whatever Candice Michelle's dumb music is plays while she stands in the ring and does her dumb little "Go Daddy" dance thing* Announcer Type Human: Introducing........Candice Michelle! *Candice just keeps spinning in a circle like a very slow Tazmanian devil. With half of the IQ* Announcer Type Humanoid Person: Aaaaand her opponent....MA-- *Unfamiliar, snazzy game show like music interrupts the announcer* Announcer Thing: ?! (Yes, they actually said question mark, exclamation mark) *Madison The Clown Girl makes her way to the ring followed by Mr.Bunny who is carry two large podiums over his massive pink shoulders. Madison herself is wearing a game show host type jacket. She enters the ring and Mr.Bunny places a podium in front of her which has a bazillion flashing light bulbs on it. Madi shuffles a few cards while Candice looks completely confused (or it could be her default expression) Madison: Welcome to everybody's favorite quiz show.......WHO......GETS......SQUASHED?! *Madison throws some confetti in the air while Mr.Bunny places a podium in front of Candice, one beside her, and then goes under the ring to retrieve a third* Madison: Let's meet our contestants! HOORAY! *An African American male pops up from behind a podium beside Candice and spooks her* Madison: Say hello to rapper......Petey Pablo! Tell us about yourself, Petey! ![](http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a119/Creepface/pablo01.jpg) : TAKE YA SHIRT OFF! SPIN IT ROUND YER HEAD LIKE'A HELICOPTER! Madison: I find that VERY fascinating and VERY intuitive! Next.........Candice Michelle! Talk! Candice Michelle: Uh........... Madison: Ok, ok! Enough! I wanna keep this show ON the air! JEEZ! Put your hands together for our final contestant........CACTAUR! ![](http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a119/Creepface/200px-Cactuar.png) : ...... *Cactaur just keeps running in place* Madison: Contestants ready.....?! Candice: W...Wha...t..... ![](http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a119/Creepface/pablo01.jpg) : TAKE YER SHIRT OFF! SPIN IT ROUND YER HEAD LIKE'A HELICOPTER! ![](http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a119/Creepface/200px-Cactuar.png) : *runs in place* Madison: Neat-o torpedo! Ok....ahem....first question.....who took the cookie from the cookie jar?! *Petey Pablo buzzes in* ![](http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a119/Creepface/pablo01.jpg) : TAKE YER SHIRT OFF! SPIN IT ROUND YER HEAD LIKE'A HELICOPTER! Madison: ......Let me check with the judges on that one. *Madi looks to Mr.Bunny who shrugs* Madison: .....CORRECT! A thousand points! NEXT QUESTION! .....It's a toughie so think hard. .....Cheese meat, I don't like iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit! ROCK the casbah! ROCK THE CASBAH! *The clown grabs her podium and head bangs. Mr.Bunny holds up a devil horns sign. Petey takes his shirt off and spins it around his head like a helicopter. Cactaur runs in place.* Candice: ....T....That wasn't a question! You just sang! Madison: BZZZZT! WRONG, DUMMY FACE! The correct answer was......COOKIE CAKE! Next question! Lightning round! What year did JFK kick the bucket? *Cactaur buzzes in while running about* Madison: Yes, Cactaur? ![](http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a119/Creepface/200px-Cactuar.png) : *runs in place* Madison: BRAVO! Eleventy billion points! .....Oh my.....do you see what I see, Mr.Bunny? *Mr.Bunny responds with a nod* Madison: .....SOMEBODY doesn't have any points..... *Madison grips her podium and glares towards Candice who still looks completely lost. Without warning, Mr.Bunny lifts one of his mighty bunny feet and kicks her directly in the face* Madison: ....You....got....squashed! *Madison skips over to Candice and hooks a leg. The bell rings. The referee, who is entirely "Wha?" makes the count. Uno. Dos. THREE!* Announcer Of Announcer: Here.....is your winner.....Madison The Clown Girl! Madison: Thank you everybody! Tune in next time for....WHO....GETS....SQUASHED?! *Madison blows a kiss to the crowd as we fade out*
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Ass Dan
King Koopa
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Post by Ass Dan on Aug 6, 2007 21:26:28 GMT -5
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"No One Knows" by Queens of the Stone Age begins as the monetary symbols flash up on the ToomiTron. Richard Clay comes from the back, EWT Stable title in hand.
Announcer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, representing the EWT Stable Champions Minipax, from Cash Mountain, weighing in at 262 lbs., Richard Clay!
The crowd boos Clay, who is as happy as always.
Announcer: And his opponent, already in the ring, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, weighing in at 240 lbs., Edge!
The crowd gives a mixed reaction to the Rated R Superstar, who makes his cocky face. Clay walks into the ring, handing over his vest and belt to the referee. He checks both men and motions for the bell.
*ding ding ding*
The two men quickly lock up, and Clay lands an European Uppercut on Edge's chin. Another European Uppercut, and another leave Edge grabbing his jaw in pain. Clay strikes Edge's knees and steps back as Edge bends down. Clay grabs Edge and picks him up, nailing the Killionare Krunch! Cover by Clay.
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*ding ding ding*
Announcer: Here is your winner, Richard Clay!
Clay smiles to the crowd as he gets his EWT Stable Championship belt back.
*COMMERCIAL BREAK*
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Post by Moxie loves Natalie on Aug 6, 2007 22:20:09 GMT -5
<Moxie stand in the back, a low angled camera holds still as he looks down, his hair covering some of his face>
Moxie: So the OX division champion went ahead and gave himself a verbal blowjob. Talking about how original and creative and awesome! he is. I think I've seen that promo before. Enough of the theatrics. Enough of the hour long promos. Enough of our reigning champion. After I defeat MVP, I'm coming Cassinova. I'm coming for you and the gold that you hold around your waist. It is the only gold that I have yet to claim in the EWT, and I'll be damned if I let you hold onto it any longer.
<Moxie walks away from the Camera>
<Fade out to black>
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Aug 6, 2007 23:51:50 GMT -5
*oceanic is walking backstage after he match against the big men. As she turns a corner, Toom E Dangerously is standing there, clapping...*
Very good. Very, very good. Rough night out there, huh?
You know, I could think of ways to punish you for what you did. After all, this is the first time we are face to face since my return & I have yet to really address you properly.
But don't worry oceanic...don't you worry. Without me having to step foot in that ring or do any sort of screwjob...I am going to keep you a credible champion. And you will loose that championship you so proudly enjoy in a count of 1-2-3.
*Toom E turns to walk away & turns again...*
By the way...I have decided that at Old School...you will have the night off since I have this very strong feeling you won't feel up to competing with your soon to be injuries.
*Toom E walks away as the camera zooms in on oceanic with a look of disgust.*
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Boku AKA Da Green Guy
El Dandy
WC's Resident Pirate Otaku and Official Scapegoat
Always and Forever, Hurricane.
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Post by Boku AKA Da Green Guy on Aug 7, 2007 2:14:28 GMT -5
*Back from commercial.* “Jesse and Festus on Success” Jesse: Hi! I'm Jesse, and this is my partner... Festus! *The camera view zooms out of Jesse to reveal his partner, the man voted in high school “most likely to say SQUEAL LIKE A PIG in his lifetime”, Festus. The tower of a man lulls his tongue out as he slowly rocks his head back and forth. Jesse smile as stares into the camera again.* Jesse: Me, I'm full of moderate success. I've got a great job, a great life, and some moderate success with the ladies. But oh boy... I'm nothing compared to my partner, Festus! *The lumbering man barely acknowledges this praise as he lets his tongue rest in his mouth. Jesse smiles up at his partner before continuing on.* Jesse: His life is full of success! He has an even bigger contract than mine! He has the life that one would dream of! He could and probably has had any woman that he wants! Ever wonder of the look of accomplishment would be? *Pointing at Festus.* This is it! This is the face of...success! *The camera zooms in on Festus as his remains seemingly the same position. The view is getting nearly uncomfortable. Suddenly a loud clang is heard as Festus' tongue rolls out of his mouth. He falls to his knees revealing a grey hooded figure holding a steel chair. As Jesse runs forth, the figure cracks him over the head as well. The figure turns towards Festus and cracks him over the head again. The figure cracks the chair back down on Jesse's head. And back to Festus. Jesse. Festus. Jesse. Festus. Jesse. Festus. Jesse. Festus. Jesse. Festus. Jesse. Festus. Jesse. Festus. Jesse. Festus.* Figure: ...success...... *The figure pulls their hood back to reveal a man with short, matted jet black hair resting on his forehead. His eyes are heavily darkened as he looks down at his bloodied victims with a strange look of hunger. The tips of his fingers dip into the blood pour from the top of Festus' head and the blood from Jesse's forehead. He raise it up to his discolored lips as he slowly licks the blood, almost savoring the flavor. A closer look at the man would reveal what is already known... It's the man that was known as Axel Halaway. He smiles at the camera with the blood still on his teeth. He stares right in the center of the camera with a faraway look in his eyes.* Axel: ...............failure............ *he cackles slightly as he stares at the blood pouring from his opponents. Fade into commercial.*
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Post by Mella Drom Attoc on Aug 7, 2007 2:58:56 GMT -5
We cut to the ring, as a golden light shines down near the Toomitron, as the crowd boos, as Meatloaf's "I Would Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That) starts up once again, Lull rises (with a wide grin on his face) up from the center of the EWT stage, as a loud booming voice is heard.
Voice: Lull Songstra and Tim Cruis's entrance has been brought to you by and paid for by Flo's Nose Flow. Remember... Flo's knows!
The crowd at this blatant advertising during an entrance of all things, as Lull leans over to a microphone that has also risen from the stage, grabbing and pulling it close.
JBL: Oh no.... No no no no no no no. Please no singing.
Cole: Why don't you like Mr. Songstra's singing?
JBL: I have taste.
Lull: THE FOLLOWING CONTEST IS SCHEDULED FOR ONE FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL!!! INTRODUCING THE MAN WHO WILL BE PLAYING THE WORLD'S MOST LYRICAL LEGEND, WHOSE VOICE COULD NEVER APALL... LULL SONGSTRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
He smiles and steps down the rampway, strutting proudly down it, stopping midway and spinning around, extending a grip to introduce his tag team partner, microphone still in hand.
JBL: Can't we ban him from the mic? And Sum Guy as well?
Cole: Why would you want to ban Lull?
JBL: ...Maybe Toomi could ban you too.
Lull: AND MY TAG TEAM PARTNER... AND CLOSE MUTUAL FRIEND, THE MAN WHO WILL BE PLAYING THE GREATEST ACTOR IN THE WORLD... TIM CRUIS!!!!!!!
Blockbuster starts up now, as Tim struts out from the back, Zed and Camera Man close behind as usual, as he slicks back his hair a bit, heading down to the ring as well. He and Lull quickly enter and nod at each other, as Zed runs over to the outside corner, as fast as he can run anyway. Soon after this nonsense is over, Demolition's epic theme starts up, as the crowd cheers loudly, waiting for these two to head down to the ring and beat these arrogant fools up.
JBL: *Chuckling* This will be good, Cole! These old vets, Ax and Smash, will show CAP a thing or two!
Cole: If you say so partner.
After a minute though, it seems nobody is showing up.
Cole: Where are they?
JBL: Please don't tell me... They've got to come out! Somebody has to shut these fools up!
Cole: Why do you always choose sides?
JBL: YOU HAVE NO GROUNDS TO TALK!
Finkel: Ummm... introducing their opponents, at a combined weight of 583 pounds, Ax and Smash... Demolition!
Even after this announcement, they don't show up. Zed looks on in shock, as he enters the ring, walking over to Finkel and confiscating his microphone.
JBL: Looks like the fat tub of untalentless fat has something to say.
Zed: How disrespectful! These two louts apparently have no spines and absolutely zilch honor! Here they are, my wonderfully talented duo, ready to combat these two and give them the match of their lives and they have to go and no show the darn thing. I mean, really... that is just rude, don't you think boys!
JBL: This disgusts me.
Lull nods enthusiastically in agreement, as Cruis just kinda shrugs.
Zed: Well then... I believe these two dastardly character have a reason to apparently have flown the coop. Simply because, they fear Lully and Timmy hear! I mean, I guess I can't blame em... because these two are an epic force not to be trifled with by any mere mortals. I mean, just look at these guys, Lull and his hurricane like speed and Cruis and his body brimming with talent! Obviously, ol Demo wanted nothing to do with them. Ah well, thems the breaks eh? I guess you have no choice but to count them out announcer boy and declare us... the reluctant winners.
Lull: DO IT QUICK... THEIR TARDINESS HAS MADE ME SICK!
Cruis: Yeah, and I really don't want to spend all day wanting for this pair of nobodies. I've got better things to do.
The crowd boos even more loudly as the referee sighs, walking over and counting.
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JBL: No.
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Cole: You think they're going to make it?
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JBL: They have to. They just have to!
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JBL: NO! NO! NO!
10.
JBL: Damn it. DAMN IT!
Finkel lets out a heavy sigh, looking a bit accusingly at CAP.
Finkel: Here are your winners... by forfeit, Coming Attraction Productions.
Lull looks on in glee, raising his hands and shaking them above his head triumphantly, Cruis giving a slight smirk, leaning back against the ropes and pointing at some hot broad he found in the audience. The camera guy shoots this "action" all the while, when suddenly the Toomitron lights up. It shows a locker room, with a forklift parked in front of it, making it quite near impossible to open. The people inside it seem to be trying their best to though, as they shake the door violently, as Zed looks on in fake shock.
Cole: I wonder how that happened...
JBL: ARE YOU REALLY THAT STUPID?!
Zed: OH HOW UNFORUNATE FOR THOSE TWO! If only we had known sooner that they had been sabotaged... those poor miserable fellas. Then perhaps we could've avoided this... hallow victory of surrender. Ah well, sorry to disappoint folks. Come on boys, let's go help those two poor trapped men.
Zed gives a blatantly innocent looking smile, as he motions over to Tim and Lull, who nod and follow after him, the camera man trailing behind all the while, as the crowd looks on in pure anger at these stuck up jerks, including the announcer and referee.
JBL: Mark my words... CAP will be shut up one of these days!
Cole: I think they're great wrestlers that will go far. I mean look at them, they are good looking and famous.
JBL: ...You need help.
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Post by thecursedone on Aug 7, 2007 18:50:01 GMT -5
*Back from commercial, the crowd looks excited for the next match. That however ends when...* * “Yo Ho... Yo Ho...” * *The anti-fire sprinklers begin to start as a white ship appears on the Toomitron. Spotlights focus on the top of the tron, where the ghostly pirate appears. He holds out his hand to grab a rope that has seemingly appeared out of nowhere. The specter slides down the rope with frighting speed. As the heels of his boot hit the floor the lights go out again. Every few seconds a clash of thunder causes the lights to return to show that the dark figure's trek to the ring.* Finkel: And from the Depths of the Caribbean... Weighing in at 277 lbs... FERHAGO CROW! *Ferhago locks his gaze on Finkel, who casts his eyes down, as he pulls himself up on the top rope. The crowd gasps in amazement as the feat of a large sized man with three inch heeled boots actually walking on the top rope with ease. Crow makes a completely circle before stepping off to the ring mat. The pirate casks off his Tricorn and Coat to rest on the turnbuckle. His music ends.* *The crowd looks at the stage in anticipation for the King of Kings, Triple H, to make his first appearance since his injury.* * “Behold....The King... The King of Kings...” * *From out of the back comes “The Game”, the “Cerebral Assassin”, “Gonad The Barbarian” Triple H. He blows water and spit as he stands lit up by enough flashing lights to cause a mild seizure. He walks down the ramp with a purpose as he holds his water bottle. Crow locks on him but doesn't seem very impressed by the many nicknamed man. Triple H turns to the right and stops at the center of the apron, staring a hole into Crow. Hunter pours a load of water into his mouth and on his hair before throwing it off. He leaps to the apron.... And falls off grasping at his quad. He let's out a painful gurgle as the water in his mouth streams out of his mouth. He rolls off and hits the mat hard as the referee calls for help from the back. Ferhago rolls his eyes as he walks toward his opponent to look down at him, as someone would a piece of dung, as he is carried away. The crowd' s attention is suddenly grabbed by a running figure. The camera spins and reveals that it' s Mysth ! He' s running to the ring, armed with a steel chair ! He slides into the ring and just at the moment Crow notices him, Mysth hits him right in the face with a huge chair shot ! Crow falls on the ground as Mysth levels him with shot after shot as he tries to stand. After one last attempt to stand, Crow is felled by placed right between the eyes. Right after that, Mysth takes a microphone and starts to deliver a speech.* Mysth : OK now Crow, you' ve been after me for a loooong time, now. Way too much.We' ve traded blows and it solved nothing ! I kicked your ass, you kicked my ass and it solved nothing ! You defeated me twice and I gave you some major beatings during those matches and it solved NOTHING ! We' ve been in a normal match, then in a cage match, we' ve happily attacked each other outside of matches and it solved nothing ! You didn' t manage to get rid of me, I didn' t manage to get you out of my life ! So Crow, we' ve obviously reached a dead point. One of us is obviously too much. We just can' t continue this way, this isn' t getting anywhere. We need to have a match that will end this thing for good ! We must have a match where we will unleash all of our strength ! A match that will settle this feud once and for all ! So Crow ! At Old School, it will be you versus me, the whole arena as our warzone. Every item we can find as our weapons. No rules. No holds barred. And in the end, ONLY ONE. LAST. MAN. STANDING !! *Mysth drops the microphone and is about to leave, when Toom E Dangerously's music hits. Toom E walks out with a microphone in hand.* Hold on here just a damn minute. You know what? After oceanic's little actions in my absence & the money it cost me, I am sick & tired of everybody in the back thinking they can run the show. I made 1 mistake & I will not make that mistake ever again. As for the 2 of you, what part of Old School do you not understand? You want to fight all over the building? Fine, but you have a 10-count to get back in the ring or both of you lose. You want to use weapons? Then you'll get disqualified. You want a Last Man Standing? Then you knock your opponent out inside the ring with your skills...not with weapons. You show these fans that you can do it on your own & without any form of help. The fact of the matter is....Old School is bringing the fans back to the bases of wrestling. And if you want your little precious Last Man Standing Match, then you will do it under Old School Rules. Do I make myself clear gentlemen? *When the lights flicker for a few seconds, and when they come back, the prone body of Crow has disappeared once again. And we fade to commercial.*
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Maelstrom
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The Tide Will Turn!
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Post by Maelstrom on Aug 7, 2007 19:25:41 GMT -5
*We return from the commercial break and back at ringside, Micheal Cole and JBL are still on commentary as THE FINK announces the match
THE FINK: Ladies and gentlemen the following match is for one fall ... introducing first ...
*The lights dim and flicker across the main stage as "Take It" by the Insane Clown Posse begins to play. The crowd gives a cheer.*
THE FINK: Hailing from the darkest depths of hell ... and weighing in at around 255lbs he is ... Vampiro!
*The crowd continues to cheer as out from the back walks Vampiro. Sporting his trademark tinted dreads and skull face paint he is an enigmatic character that the fans seem to like.*
COLE: Hello everyone, we're back with another classic encounter.
JBL: Hopefully you'll keep the comments sensible this time.
*Vampiro heads to the ring and slides in before raising his hands to the crowd.*
THE FINK: His opponent ...
*The music fades away to be replaced by the ominous chords of 'Apocalypse Please' by Muse, blue clouds gather and rise at the foot of the stage*
THE FINK: ... hailing from the Aquarium and weighing in at around 289lbs ... he is Maelstrom!!
*The cloud explodes with pyro as out walks Maelstrom to a surprisingly loud pop.*
JBL: Would you listen to that reaction Cole, this man is as near to my status as a wrestling god as anyone, and yet these fans are going wild for him.
COLE: Well you have to remember John than not long ago Ratings cost Maelstrom his chance at becoming a two time EWT Heavyweight champion. Despite Maelstrom's callous actions of late they are completely eclipsed by that cowardly Ratings.
JBL: Cole that's were your wrong Ratings is no coward he is a smart, smart man. Playing both Oceanic and Maelstrom for fools.
*Maelstrom enters the ring and concentrates on Vampiro, his current focus.*
The Bell rings
Maelstrom and Vampiro meet up in the centre of the ring and start talking crap, clearly something is said as Vampiro throws the first punch and we are underway. The two men trade a few punches before Maelstrom lifts a knee and takes Vampiro to the corner. Maelstrom hurls the painted nutcase into the turnbuckle and follows by driving his shoulders into his gut. five times he connects before letting up as the referee admonishes Maelstrom. this opens things up for Vampiro who nips in with a poke to the eye. Maelstrom stumbles back allowing Vampiro to get a few shots of his own in. Maelstrom tries to cover up as Vampiro goes around the back and attempts a back drop. Maelstrom blocks the attempt and instead takes Vampiro to the mat with a headlock takedown. This lasts only a few moments as Maelstrom lets go and stomps on Vampiro's head. The referee unimpressed warns Maelstrom, but Maelstrom confronts the referee who backs down.
COLE: Still showing that mean streak John, we have to remember that what Maelstrom wants most of all is respect, he feels that the younger stars are living a jet set lifestyle without even earning it in the ring.
JBL: Well he has a point there Cole, end of the day that ring is home of the truth. You either sink or swim, and Maelstrom is only to happy to prove that alot of people are struggling to stay a float.
Back in the ring and Maelstrom is firmly in control as he hits Vampiro with a bodyslam and follows with a leg drop. Maelstrom covers ...
1,2 ...
Vampiro kicks out, but only succeeds in getting picked up again and this time powerslammed into the canvas. Maelstrom tries another cover ...
1,2 ...
Vampiro gets his foot on the ropes forcing the ropebreak.
COLE: Remember fans at Old School!! we will be enforcing the truest sense of wrestling rules!
Maelstrom picks up Vamprio again, but fails to keep hold of him and gets a dropkick to the face. Maelstrom stumbles back and then goes down thanks to a flying spinning leg lariat.
Some Vampiro fans cheer, some Maelstrom fans boo this.
Vampiro attacks Maelstrom's knee with a few stomps and a legdrop before trying a half boston crab. Maelstrom counters the move though and throws Vampiro off. Maelstrom gets up and avoids a forearm to the face by Vampiro allowing Maelstrom clothesline him down instead. Maelstrom seeing his opponent down but getting up climbs to the 2nd rope and leaps off with an axe handle. Vampiro goes down. Maelstrom looks out to the fans and signals for the Whirlpool!
The fans cheer
Maelstrom grabs Vampiro and lifts him up but he pops over Maelstrom and tries a neckbreaker, but Maelstrom reverses around to a suplex but Vampiro flips out of it and then runs towards the ropes. Maelstrom quickly turns around in time to duck Vampiro who skips over him. Maelstrom back on his feet turns back to see Vampiro try a crossbody. Maelstrom puts a big boot up in response.
JBL: That's going to leave a mark in the morning!
Vampiro completely exposed has had all the wind knocked out of him, and can do nothing as Maelstrom lifts him up, spins around and plants him dead centre of the ring with the Whirlpool!
1,2,3.
Bell Rings
*The crowd cheers as Maelstrom's music plays, he gets up wiping the sweat from his brow as Vampiro rolls out of the ring defeated*
THE FINK: The winner of this match ... Maelstro ...
*Maelstrom has ripped the microphone out of Howard Finkel's hands, clearly he has something on his mind.*
MAELSTROM: Enough of this charade, I've seen what the waters hold and Ratings you are at the bottom of the sea bed. Hiding amid the rocks and crabs hoping to avoid the predators of the sea, using a cloud of ink as an excuse to avoid facing me!
*The crowd starts a quiet but audible 'Maelstrom' chant. Maelstrom is uninterested in the crowd's response though.*
MAELSTROM: Well I've had it with this chase Ratings! I don't see any reason why you can't get your sorry backside out here right now to face me. Toomi may pull the strings around here, but that doesn't stop you coming out here to face me one on one right now!
*Maelstrom waits in the ring, looking at the entrance-way with a cold hard stare. Suddenly Ratings music hits and the crowd erupts ... it keeps playing but no one comes out.*
MAELSTROM: Get out here right now, you sorry excuse of a man. Hell I'll even give you the first shot! That's right I'll let you take one shot at me right here on the chin. Then we'll see what happens when the tide turns ...
*The crowd roars with approval, but still no one comes out.*
MAELSTROM: I said get ...
*Suddenly the Toomi-tron flickers into life and we see Ratings standing backstage in the car park area, he gives a cough to get Maelstrom's attention.*
RATINGS: You want me face to face Maelstrom? Fine, but we'll settle this out here in the street! Have you got the ..
*Maelstrom has already dropped his microphone and is halfway up the ramp, Ratings walks off-screen. The crowd is really into this as Maelstrom disappears behind the curtain*
COLE: Hang on folks we have just caught up with the camera crew and Maelstrom.
*We cut to backstage and see Maelstrom walking towards the back, he angrily punches open a door and enters another corridor. He reaches the double doors to the outside and shoves them open. We change camera angle as Maelstrom walks out.*
MAELSTROM: RATINGS! You coward where are you!
*Maelstrom searches around with his eyes as he walks out until he sees Ratings standing in the open area of the car park next to the main street outside the arena. Ratings seems confident his arms folded as Maelstrom still quite far away approaches.*
RATINGS (Shouting): You wanted me Maelstrom, well here I am!
*Ratings opens his arms wide, a smiling sneer on his face. Maelstrom approaches determined to mash Ratings into the tarmac.*
MAELSTROM (Shouting): and that's where your going to stay Ratings, when I piledrive your head into the concrete!
RATINGS (Still shouting): What colourful language, c'mon then!
*Maelstrom is now getting very near, and Ratings is starting to back off a little, a slight sign of concern on his face.*
MAELSTROM: You just stay still Ratings, I want to see your teeth eating my fists!
*Ratings stops walking backwards and signals Maelstrom to bring it, Maelstrom charges forward! From out of nowhere we hear the screeching of tyres as that silver limousine (the very same limo that helped Ratings escape from Maelstrom's wrath at Soundless Dawn) comes speeding down the car park from the high street heading right towards Maelstrom at full speed. Maelstrom still too angry at Ratings only notices the limo at the last minute and dives out of the way.*
COLE: They tired to kill him!
JBL: Of course they didn't Cole, this is clearly Ratings ride and Maelstrom was dumb enough to walk across a parking lot without looking left and right first.
COLE: This was a set up John! A god dammed set up!
*The limo screeches to a halt, which gives Ratings a chance to jump in quickly. Over the noise of the crowd we can hear Ratings shouting*
RATINGS: You missed! How could you, he's the size of a sea cow! .. oh S***!, let's get the hell out of here! C'mon step on it!!
*Maelstrom has got back up, but before he can reach the limo it peels out of the car park creating a large cloud of smoke from the wheel spin. Maelstrom can only watch as it disappears into the night. Maelstrom slams his fist into another car leaving a dent in frustration! Still no closer to getting his hands on Ratings or finding out the identity of the mystery driver.*
(fade out)
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Post by originalsin on Aug 7, 2007 23:28:52 GMT -5
A video starts playing on the ToomiTron.
*Several high risk maneuvers are seen, including an 810 Splash off of a ladder*
Voice: He is willing to everything for a win.
*Cut back to the video, where we see a man bashing another's head in with a kendo stick*
Voice: He shows no mercy to his opponents.
*Cut back ot the video, where the same man hits a Rock Bottom off of the tope rope and follows it with the Anaconda Vice*
Voice: And he forgives....... no one.
*Finally, we see the man standing over the body of the victim, a puddle of blood surrounding him. Blood is also dripping from the man's forehead as he smiles*
Voice: He is The Original Sin, Christian Hernandez.
*As the video starts to fade out, we see Hernandez hit a man with a stiff Psycho Driver*
Hernandez: And I'm coming...... to EWT.
FADE OUT.
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Post by Ronnie L. Cordova on Aug 8, 2007 2:44:27 GMT -5
(Ronnie L. Cordova rolls into the camera frame. He takes a look at a "Old School Finalized Card." He takes a sip of his beer.)
Ronnie: "dorf. dorf. DORF! Oh mah God. That's... that's a funny name. I'm wrestling him? AWESOME! Dudes! DUDES! I'm fighting dorf!"
(Ronnie looks around, but nobody is near him)
Ronnie: "Oh man. I should probably sober up for this. (short pause) BAHAHAHAHA! That's... that's funny... PARTY TIME!"
(Ronnie downs another beer and rolls away, but he loses control and smashes into a wall and knocks himself out. Crash Holly drops from a panel in the ceiling and pins Cordova, calling his own three count.)
Crash Holly: "1! 2! 3! Woohoo! I'm Hardcore Champion once again! Where's my belt?!"
Voice off-camera: "The Hardcore Title was retired in 2002, Elroy!"
C. Holly: "Ahh blow it outcher ass! I'm the champ! The greatest!"
(Crash walks off camera muttering about the Hardcore Title as the camera zooms in on Ronnie Cordova passed out on the ground. The last thing we see is the boom mic dropping to the floor and someone stealing Cordova's remaining beers. Fade to commercial.)
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TJT
AC Slater
It's fun to be perfect.
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Post by TJT on Aug 8, 2007 12:01:52 GMT -5
*The camera fades in to the EWT arena, overlooking the ring. Hercules, Tama, and Haku are in the ring, and Bobby Heenan is standing on the outside, giving them a pep talk.*
Finkel: The following contest is scheduled for ONE fall, and is for the EWT STABLE CHAMPIONSHIPS! Introducing first....THE HEENAN FAMILY!
*The three begin to pace around the ring, eagerly awaiting their opponents.*
Finkel: And their opponents...
*The lights go out, and "Peace Sells" by Megadeth begins to blast over the speakers, to the crowd's anger. Deafening boos erupt, but the lights do not go on after going black.*
Finkel: Representing the Stable Champions, the Ministry of Peace...being accompanied by Terina...Jason Jupiter...Jimmy Thunder...and JACK JUPITER....T...J...T...& J!
*Still, the lights do not go on...until after about 2 minutes. Heenan is on his back, and Haku and Tama are laying conked out next to dented steel chairs. Hercules is in the ring, unconscious, and still wearing their belts, Thunder and the cousins Jupiter are in the ring with Terina. Terina motions at Jason to cover Hercules, to which he obliges. Confused, the referee counts the pin.*
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DING DING DING
*"Peace Sells" is still playing, and Howard Finkel announces.*
Finkel: Here are your winners, and still Champions...the Ministry of Peace!
*As Heenan starts to come to, Thunder rolls Hercules outside of the ring and yells to get him away. "The Brain" does just that, as he helps up Hercules, Haku and Tama, and leads the defeated trio up the ramp. As "Peace Sells" continues playing, the four of TJT (and J) grab microphones from the outside and venture back in.*
Jason Jupiter: Cut the music...Cut...CUT THE MUSIC!
*The music goes quiet, and the crowd gets louder.*
Jupiter: Go ahead and yell your heads off, it's your own air you're wasting. In any case, some people seem to be wondering as to why in the world we dressed up as our rather visually hideous opponents, the Cidal Squad, and yet, on the other hand, we have yet to do anything to the Nyr--
*A Rather Loud and slightly familiar Techno theme starts up as the crowd looks towards the entrance way, as two former Two Tough competitors start strutting down the ramp way,Tad Hackenschmidt and Zip Codeenwell, dressed in what look likes the spitting image of a knock off set of the Nyrd's attire. The crowd immediately starts up a chant of "Rip Offs", as they look on a bit annoyed, but keep heading down to the ring. They enter the ring, waltzing over and grabbing a pair of microphones.*
Tad: WE IS BACK IN THE HIZOUSE!!!
Zip: Totally dude.
Tad: I can't believe the EWT actually said they were gonna give us actual contracts... even after we bombed out in that whole Two Tough thing.
Zip: Totally bro... I mean, what the frick was up with the fans anyway? Why'd they vote for Team Laughing Stock to come out on top?!
Tad: Beats me man... but who cares. All I know is we can deal them once we sign those contracts. I guess first though we get to have a match with those two... hosers.
Zip: I'll beat em faster then I beat Megaman 6 dude!
Tad: So... like in a week.
Zip: Screw you man... I mean, I was rusty and I didn't sleep the whole time. You gotta expect me to kind of rusty.
Tad: I beat it the day I rented it pal, so I don't know what you're talking bout.
Zip: Shut up man! Those games are hard
Tad: Not my fault you suck at em man...
Zip: Look, just forget it. I mean, we've got to focus on these two guys.
Tad: No... no way man. I'm not gonna forget such a cheap low blow. You think you're so hawt... I bet you used a damn game genie!
Zip: HOW DARE YOU... bro, I'd never cheat or use that, unless it meant unlocking some hidden stuff.
Tad: Oh really, I saw you that night. How was the ending to Adventure Island?
Zip: Shut your face! I beat that game legit...
*Terina whispers something to Jack, who steps back as Thunder and Jupiter rush Tad and Zip. Jimmy Thunder brings Tad to the mat with a Thunderbolt, and a Solarbuster from Jason Jupiter crumples Zip instantly. Thunder and Jupiter toss out Codeenwell, and Hackenschmidt gets picked up, only to be hit with THUNDER HAS STRUCK TO JUPITER. They pick him up again, and hit him with a SECOND THUNDER HAS STRUCK TO JUPITER! Jack climbs up to the turnbuckle, and looking at Codeenwell, leaps off to hit him with a Jupitersault, leaving him limp on the floor. The referee motions to the timekeeper that the two are unable to compete...before the bell even rang. Jack gets up, shaking it off, and the four reassemble outside of the ring.*
Terina: Now why would we need to bother with parodying, and bother with verbal assaulting? It's no big deal defeating Nerds...we just did it.
*"Peace Sells" picks back up, as do the boos. Terina drops the mic, escorted by Jimmy Thunder, Jason Jupiter, and Jack Jupiter. As they start up the ramp, the camera focuses on the two unconscious members of Team 1337, as the camera fades out.*
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Ragnal
Game Genie
Yanno what they say: All toasters toast El Dandy
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Post by Ragnal on Aug 8, 2007 12:28:56 GMT -5
Lillian: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is an eight-man tag team match! Entering first…from La Crosse, Wisconsin…Dave DAVIES!
*Dave walks down the ramp, slapping hands with the crowd, and then slides into the ring. Dave’s music dies down, and is replaced with “Sinner” by Drowning Pool.*
Lillian: And the partner…”The Saint” Mike CORRAL!
*Corral walks out, focusing towards the ring, while slapping a few hands on the way down the ramp. He then climbs into the ring.*
Lillian: And the partners…they are apart of the Stable Champions…Joe One and Christopher Indigo…MINIPAX!
*”Shout” plays over the PA System as both Joe One and Indigo enter the arena, each wearing a Stable Championship around their waist. They walk down the ramp, not caring about the crowd booing them. They enter the ring, and hand their belts over to the referee for this fight. The four men stare at the entrance stage, awaiting their opponents. Soon, “No Quarter” by Led Zeppelin plays, and the audience begins an uproar of boos as the five members of the Cidal Squad walk out, three of them holding up their respective belts as a gold sparkling pyro showers down on them.*
Lillian: And their opponents, being led to the ring by “The First Lady of the Cidal Squad” Alexa King…”The Cidal Force” Crauswell…The EWT World tag team champions, “Sinnercidal” Johnathan Doe and “Insecticidal” Andy Duke…and the EWT World Heavyweight Champion, “Elementalcidal” Mike Ragnal…they are…the CIDAL SQUAAAD!
*The Squad walks down the ramp, ignoring the fans as they head down towards the ring. The four men slide or climb into the ring and meet in the center with the other four men, as Akexa King stands outside the ring. Before any of the eight men can make a move, the ref sends the teams to their respective corners. There, they plan out strategies, and discuss who goes in first. As the teams go onto the apron, only Indigo and Duke are left in the ring to start. The ref signals for the bell, and both men start to circle in the middle of the ring.*
*Duke and Indigo soon lock up, and a few seconds into it, Duke kicks Indigo in the gut, still holding onto his left arm. He twists it into an arm wrench, then goes behind for a hammerlock. Indigo kicks at Duke, then goes behind and reverses the hammerlock, then picks Andy up and connects with a belly-to-back suplex. Indigo goes for a pin.*
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*Duke kicks out. Indigo picks up the Insecticidal member and whips him into the ropes, then goes for an STO, but Duke elbows Indigo in the back of the head. Duke picks him up for a brainbuster, but Indigo slips out behind, spins Duke around, and hits him with a European uppercut! Duke still stands, and Indigo runs to the ropes, hitting a lariat to Andy! Christopher goes to pin.*
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*Kickout from Duke. Indigo gets to his feet and tags in Joe One. Joe waits for Duke to get to his feet, and runs at Duke, hitting the Airstep Kiss in the process. Joe then climbs the ropes for a Phoenix Splash, but Doe runs to the corner and tries to sweep his foot off, but One instead just kicks Johnathan off of him, and leaps off for the Splash…;but Duke rolls out of the way just in time! Duke quickly gets up, and tags in Doe. Johnathan kicks at Joe while he gets to his feet, then hits him with a hard chop across the chest. The chop is hard enough to send Joe into the ropes, then as he bounces back, Johnathan lifts him up, and quickly spins around with a spinebuster! Doe goes for a pin.*
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*Joe kicks out. Doe picks Joe up and whips him into the Squad’s corner, then tags in Duke. Both of the World Tag Team Champions kick at One repeatedly. Duke then goes to the outside while Doe picks One up for a powerbomb, then Duke springboards and hits with a Shining Wizard, completing the Precision Destruction! Duke goes to pin as Doe goes onto the apron.*
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*Indigo runs in and pulls Duke by the leg off of Joe. The ref orders him back to his corner, and Indigo is smart enough to doe so. Meanwhile, Duke has his foot on One’s throat, and tries to choke him. The ref counts to three before Duke gets his foot up. He then picks Joe up and carries him in a suplex to the Squad’s corner, and tags in Ragnal. Ragnal climbs the top turnbuckle, and leaps off, dropkicking One down as Duke falls back for a suplex. Duke gets outside on the apron, and Mike follows up with a legdrop to One’s chest. Mike goes to pin.*
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*Joe gets a shoulder up. Ragnal picks One up and whips him into the ropes, but close enough that Corral is able to make a blind tag. Joe grabs the ropes to stop himself while Corral climbs in and knocks Ragnal down with a Shining Enziguri. Corral runs to the ropes for the Dragon’s Fury, but Ragnal gets his knees up, and hits Corral! Ragnal gets to his feet and charges at the ropes, and hits the Lionsault! Ragnal tries for a pin.*
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*Corral get the shoulder up. Ragnal kicks repeatedly at Corral, then picks him up and tosses him into their corner. Ragnal then makes the tag to the newest addition, Crauswell, and then puts Corral in a Full Nelson lock. Crauswell gets into the ring, and monkey flips Corral out of Ragnal’s arms! Crauswell then hits a senton legdrop to Corral’s throat, then goes to pin!*
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*Corral kicks out. Crauswell gets to his feet, then sees the other team taunting the Squad on. Crauswell looks over to his corner, and sees Duke nodding. Crauswell nods back, then charges the opposing team, and leg lariats Dave Davies off of the apron! He gets back to his feet, and double clotheslines One and Indigo off as well. This prompts the rest of the Squad to enter the ring, and look around as the entire arena boos them. Ragnal then points for everyone to head to a corner, and places Corral dead center of the ring. Corral eventually gets to his feet, and then the Cidal Squad charges at Corral…FOUR CORNER DROPKICK TO CORRAL! The Squad then high fives one another for the great effort, and then Ragnal notices One and Indigo getting to their feet…and walking off? Ragnal taunts the two as they walk up the ramp with their Stable titles, Joe One motioning for the World title around his waist. Ragnal, still in the ring, can be heard yelling, “Not on your life, sport!” Duke, meanwhile, points to Corral for Doe. Doe nods, then grabs both of Corral’s legs. He catapults Corral up, only for Corral to be knocked back on Doe’s knees with a dropkick fro Duke. Crauswell then climbs the top rope, and leaps off, hitting the Vader-like elbow drop! Ragnal follows up with a High Voltage! Doe takes Corral off him and sends him to the apron, where Crauswell picks up Corral and hits the Beak Buster! As Crauswell goes to pin, Dave Davies runs into the ring, only for him to be hit by Ragnal with the Ragnalrok!
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Lillian: Here are your winners…the CIDAL SQUAD!
*The four members look down at two of the possible opponents for Ragnal’s World title at Old School, as the ref raises the Cidal Squad’s arms high, as does Alexa with Duke. As the crowd throws items into the ring, the scne…fades out.*
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