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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Mar 29, 2007 18:11:55 GMT -5
Welcome to EWT ONLINE ... please buy a T-Shirt or a hat from the EWT shop and check in to see what really is happening with your EWT superstars! ---------------------------------------------------------------------- The Barclays Unofficial Trios TournamentCurly Long - The Host Fabian Kaelin - Ring Announcer Joey Styles - Play-by-Play Commentary Heiden-Dorf - Color Commentary Groups and fixture list. Group AWP & Pals Ultimo Dragon & Voltigur The Cabinet TJT & "The Comedian" Bobby Riggs Group BKoneXion JTS The Dragur The Cidal Squad Group CRaft Shack & Relecnac Big, Bad & Bear Team Raskall Team Trunk Group DTurkey & Cheese + Mystery Partner Rated X Minipax Team Ireland Week One Matches: Captain Singles BoutsAaron Chamblis vs Grover Taft - Grover Taft won by pinfall.Ultimo Chocula vs. “The Comedian” Bobby Riggs - The Comedian won by PinfallChristian Starr vs. Ghost Face - Ghost Face won via pinfall.BR Juri Sadamoto vs. “Insecticidal” Andy Duke - Andy Duke won by Pinfall.Canceler vs. Mr. Big - Canceler won via pinfall.Marcus Trunk vs. Rick Raskall (subbed for Tutor Tyreese ) - Trunk won via pinfall.Ape Love vs. Christopher Indigo - Christopher Indigo won via pinfall.Chad Michaels vs. Aidan Donnelly - Chad Micheals won via pinfall.-------------------------------------------- Second round Tag MatchesThe Wrestling Posse Tenacious J&A vs. TJT The Daryl Dragon & Voltigeur vs. Calvin McKinley & Rutherford Von Bruin Matthew Riot & Jesse Nuñez vs. Terina & Synthy Eris Corpse & Wraith vs. “Elimenticidal” Mike Ragnal & “Sinnercidal” Jonathon Doe Team Raft-Shack vs. Koda Kazar & Rick Raskall Redface Rogers & Rhino vs. Mr. Bad & Terrible Ted Dorf & [SPOILERS] vs. Mike Corral & Marcus “Stylez” Saxton Jack Jupiter & [SPOILERS] vs. Shane Malone & Sean McCann -------------------------------------------- Ok let's try and have these matches done by the time the next weekly match board is posted (Post your matches in the main EWT thread like everything els). If you have any questions or queries simply PM either myself or RX-78-2. I will modify this every week so you know what the next tournamnet matches are Matches in bold have been completed. ------------------------------------------ This is also the new EWT Online thread for all the backstage news, and online blogs of our favorite EWT superstars. the last one was getting a little big.
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Ass Dan
King Koopa
Curious about extra lines
Have you seen me?
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Post by Ass Dan on Mar 29, 2007 18:36:36 GMT -5
Point Totals
Group A WP & Pals: 2 TJT & "The Comedian" Bobby Riggs: 1 Domination: 1 Team Voltigeur: 0
Group B The Cidal Squad: 3 JTS: 2 The Draugr: 1 Rated X (B) + Matthew Riot: 0
Group C Team Trunk: 3 Raft Shack & Relecnac: 1 Team Kazar: 0 Big, Bad, & Bear: 0
Group D Minipax: 3 Rated X (A): 1 Turkey & Cheese + Mystery Partner: 0 Team Ireland: 0
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Mar 30, 2007 2:41:56 GMT -5
www.spazwrestling.comRandon Thoughts from Spaz Hey Spazphiles, Just have a few random observations about EWT & life in general. Firstly I just wanna wish Merc well & I hope he will be back soon. He is a great talent who we shouldn't lose. My heart also goes out to all those affected by the recent tornados across the middle of the country. To the jerkoff in the SUV who cut me off on my way to Radioshack yesterday: A Curse on you! I know I shouldn't say this but I am looking forward to WM23 tomorrow. I hope my buddy Chris Benoit makes MVP tap out. And finally for my fans in Australia I will be returning to AWF in May for the No Laughing Matter show. It looks like at this stage I will be taking on Kid Dynamite. Keep Watching EWT, Spaz
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Ragnal
Game Genie
Yanno what they say: All toasters toast El Dandy
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Post by Ragnal on Mar 30, 2007 11:39:28 GMT -5
www.kirtanglefansbrigade.comIt's been reported that Joe Ragnal has found a loophole in his contract with Global Wrestling Coalition. It says that he cannot wrestle in another promotion, so therefore, he has agreed to manage the winner of the 2007 Harlot Hunt contest. Joe was quick to add, "As long as it's not Flora." Joe then hopped out of his chair and ran off like a bullet, as the familiar shrieks of a fangirl drew closer.
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Bedlam LadyD
Samurai Cop
Is a WSX Cupcake. BOOOOOOOM!!
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Post by Bedlam LadyD on Mar 30, 2007 15:14:46 GMT -5
Synthetic Blog Skills: AKA: Randominizations from the mind of Synthy Eris.
Uh, yeah, I'm not used to doing things like this...hell, I'm using my little sister's computer. And it's multicolored....Where the hell do you get a rainbow throw-up colored computer?! Uh, .... Dammit why am I doing this? Oh yeah, because SOMEONE suggested people wouldn't be so uptight around me if they knew a bit about what I'm thinking. Trust me, you really don't want to know. But, hey, you probably already figured this out already. Anyway, to the following people, I have some short messages for you:
Melina: Who the hell requests a fight over a PHONE?! Be a woman and talk to me face-to-face, unless of course, you already know I'm gonna break yours. Remember when I first started a few years ago? You compared me to a novice Trish Stratus((gag)) without the looks. I replied with a word not able to be in writing on a such a public board. Guess what? We finally get to see whose the better of us. HAHAHA. Seriously though, chikadee, grow some courage and start something to my face. Don't be such a wuss and demand a match with me over the phone. IN TEXT MESSAGE! >_<
Joe Ragnall: How much does it suck to be you, dude? First you have to host the Harlot Hunt, now you have a crazed fifteen-year old after you. You, me, Juri, Chad and who ever the else pops up should go to King's Island for a break one of these days. Except the Draugr, those peeps scare the hell out of even me.
Juri: Watch the show tonight. It'll be good times indeed. ^_^
Melina again: I hope you realize I'm still laughing at you.
Harlots: You lot bug the hell out of me, and you'll suffer for it. I've had enough problems in my life, without egotistical, braind dead, bitches getting in my way. Stay alert, because I want this hunting game to be fun....
So I guess that it's then. I swear if I have to do this on a regular basis, I might end up becoming the next Matt Hardy. Ugh. NO ONE wants that.
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Ragnal
Game Genie
Yanno what they say: All toasters toast El Dandy
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Post by Ragnal on Apr 2, 2007 20:42:24 GMT -5
www.ewt.comDue to Nun Chukku's oddly sudden internal injuries, there will be no poll to eliminate a Harlot. Instead, Chukku will be taken out of competition. When asked what happened, EWT Reps only gave us one answer-"She fell over a rock backstage".
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Post by Tha Kid Joker on Apr 4, 2007 21:25:18 GMT -5
www.DreamDriver.comOx-Division Title Stolen, Cassinova Injured?It appears as if the scheduled Scaffold Match between EWT Ox-Division Champion, Cassinova (yay!) and #1 Contender for the title, Crauswell (boo!) will not take place this week, as Cassinova has been driven to the Emergency Room just minutes ago. An eye-witness states that Cassinova was on his way to the ring for his title defense, before he was suddenly assaulted without warning or provocation by three or more costumed men. Following this alleged long and bloody beating, Crauswell himself showed up, wrote something on Cassinova with Cass's own blood, and walked off with his group--taking the Ox-Division Title with him. As webmaster of DreamDriver.Com, formerly known as Cassinova.com, and a friend of Cass, I'd like for you all to keep him in your prayers as doctors try to help him recover. Depending on how you look at it, it may be fortunate that the eye-witness was a round-the-clock cameraman of the area, and he claims to have the entire incident on tape. The tape will be sent in to Toom E. for reviewing, and whether or not it will be shown will be up to him. Once again, keep Cass in your prayers! We'll keep you posted on his condition with constant updates! Later, all! -Derek Condrey Webmaster DreamDriver.com
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Lily-Rose
Mike the Goon
Rockin' All Night.
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Post by Lily-Rose on Apr 9, 2007 11:51:22 GMT -5
www.popnewz.comThe reason behind Lilly-Rose's big contract is, according to her agent, "The fact that Lilly has trained under several different forms of martial arts. She has especially trained in the art of akido, so she should be just fine." When several EWT wrestlers heard this announcement, one Joe Ragnal stated, "Dude...that's the p**sy art!" Lilly soon contradicted her manager, saying she never took akido, but has trained under mix martial arts. She then called her manager a liar, and fired him.
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
TOP ROPE CATCH A VIBE YEAH I SWERVE WHEN I DRIVE
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Apr 9, 2007 18:30:08 GMT -5
From www.myspace.com/theinfamousmikecorral The NEW OFFICIAL Website for Mike Corral When asked about the Jessica angle and his new gimmick, Mike had this to say: It wasn't something that I felt comfortable with at the beginning, but Jessica seemed to be willing to do the part to help me out, so I reluctantly agreed. Also, to the fans who flooded EWT with complaints, Jessica had a miscarriage in her 5th month, so it was not the real baby. Hey, if Spyke Johannson can break kayfabe on the net, so can I. Jessica was also contacted, and siad quote: As long as it helps Mike and his career. In fact, he seems to be getting a huge push out of this, so I don't see the big deal.
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Ragnal
Game Genie
Yanno what they say: All toasters toast El Dandy
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Post by Ragnal on Apr 12, 2007 18:21:21 GMT -5
EWT may or may not have gone insane.
Source: Rajah.com
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Post by Redface: Dispenser of Justice on Apr 12, 2007 18:59:24 GMT -5
Redface Rodgers vs. Jason Jupiter will not be aired due to technical difficulties. EWT apologizes in advance.
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Spyke the Pacers Fan
El Dandy
Still hates himself for missing the last episode of Murder She Wrote
Go Indiana!
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Post by Spyke the Pacers Fan on Apr 14, 2007 13:47:20 GMT -5
credit: SpykeJohannson.com/newz/ewt/wrestling/spoilerz/maybenot/okpotentialspoilerz
Spyke will have limited screen time at Crap-A-Mania 4, but it has been said he will be involved in a major angle. The details of said angle are unknown at the time, but the word backstage says it will get people talking.
Spyke hosted a charity wrestling event at his new house in Nashville, TN in his backyard. The event, borrowing talent from local feds, and the fed Spyke is now part owner of in Grand Rapids, MI (Grand Rapids Championship Wrestling), brought in hundreds of fans. The main event of the show saw Seth Groening take on Mike MacFarlane with Guest Referee Matt Judge. In all, the event took in $12,639.72 and all proceeds were donated to a local youth music program.
Spyke also took part in a videogame speedrun competition, to see who could beat certain games the fastest. Spyke took 23rd in the Super Mario Bros. competition and 57th in WCW/NWO Revenge.
Spyke would also like to give a shoutout to Limey who hasn't graced the EWT with his presense in a long, long time. He needs to return... soon.
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Post by xombiehiphop on Apr 15, 2007 11:18:24 GMT -5
www.EWT.com-It has been confirmed that Alice In Chains will perform The Draugr's entrance theme "We Die Young" at Crap-A-Mania. William DuVall, who has since filled in vocal duty for the departed Layne Staley during the bands most recent tour, will once again reprise the singing role.
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Apr 16, 2007 12:26:02 GMT -5
From ewt.com:
-Due to contract complications, Merc is now out of Crap-a-mania !!!! & a replacement has already been booked.
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Ragnal
Game Genie
Yanno what they say: All toasters toast El Dandy
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Post by Ragnal on Apr 17, 2007 7:54:51 GMT -5
www.wrasslinstuff.comIn honor of the two year anniversary of the creation of the FUN House, Joe Ragnal will announce tonight an upgrade to the match itself. It was said that Joe had been watching ROH's Death Before Dishonor IV, and had been inspired by a few moments from the show. Also, EWT Online will be airing all of Joe's FUN House matches, from Crapamania 2 against Ultimo Chocula, to his grudge match against Tony Chang, to the Tag Team Championship rematch against Curly Long and Mr. Big, to the 60 minute Iron Man match against Mike Ragnal for the Tri-State Championship. All for the low price of $12.95
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Bedlam LadyD
Samurai Cop
Is a WSX Cupcake. BOOOOOOOM!!
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Post by Bedlam LadyD on Apr 19, 2007 20:03:11 GMT -5
Synthetic Blog Skills: AKA: Randominizations from the mind of Synthy Eris.
So, yeah guys. I'm heading towards the Tyra Banks Show soon. I don't know what this holds in store, as I've never seen the show, and I have no freakin' idea why they booked me for it. At least it'll be interesting to say the least......
And for the last FRICKIN time: I am in no way, shape, or form dating anyONE. Not Joe, and not any other rumors you've heard. So cool it.
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Spyke the Pacers Fan
El Dandy
Still hates himself for missing the last episode of Murder She Wrote
Go Indiana!
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Post by Spyke the Pacers Fan on Apr 22, 2007 1:25:49 GMT -5
www.spykejohannson.com/whatever-Spyke's weightloss of 29 lbs. in 1 week, as mentioned on EWT TV, should not be taken to heart. Spyke has actually lost around 12 lbs. in 1 week, but writers bumped the number up to 29 lbs. for dramatic effect. -Spyke's recent "talk show appearence" on EWT.com was Spyke's idea, but it upset a few backstage for breaking kayfabe. Spyke explained his breaking of kayfabe as "harmless fun." One writer says that "his irresponsible breaking of kayfabe could ruin the EWT. We need to keep the illusion that wrestling is real, and that John Cena is a god." The writer was promptly sacked. -EWT Home Video wishes to produce a "Best of Spyke Johannson DVD," but Spyke feels he hasn't earned one yet. Spyke wants to wait at least another year before doing one. However, he has been interviewed for a biography-style DVD. No name has been chosen for the DVD, but it should be out by June or July.
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Indigocrates
Unicron
I got bored. Decided to become a philosopher. Just 'cause.
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Post by Indigocrates on Apr 25, 2007 19:01:11 GMT -5
www.ewt.comThe reason Christopher Indigo hasn't been seen much in EWT is because he's assisting The Natural Green Academy of Wrestling Arts and Sciences in reduplicating their records. When asked why he was doing this, Regent Indigo (The Academy was VERY insistant on us refering to him as this), Indigo said he was helping The Academy so they could resume stroking his ego providing the EWT viewing public with food for thought ASAP.
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Post by brokenrose on Apr 25, 2007 23:32:21 GMT -5
www.EWT.comIn late Crap-A-Mania !!!! news, Anna Tsuchiya will perform "Rose" live for BR Juri Sadamoto as she makes her entrance. EWT.com contacted BR about her thoughts on such a honor... "Awesome. I really can't add much more than that. As if I wasn't already pumped for CAM, then I hear this... It's like a dream come true." - BR
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Ratings
Dennis Stamp
Has a box of scraps
"YAY!"
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Post by Ratings on Apr 26, 2007 7:12:59 GMT -5
Source: lolwrestling.com--It has been said that Ratings is very much looking forward to his match with Spaz at CMIV and hopes to continue the feud afterwards. (Author's note: Highlight the link and look at the address. I think we can start having fun with this one.)
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