Post by thecursedone on Jul 4, 2007 15:26:36 GMT -5
Finkel: The following contest is scheduled for one-fall!!
* The opening bars of "America" by Santana and P.O.D. begin. *
Finkel: Introducing first, from San Juan, Puerto Rico... weighing in at 212 lbs., Christian!! STARR!!
*As the main guitar kicks in, Christian Starr walks out to cheers from the fans. Starr slides into the ring, eagerly awaiting his opponent.*
Cole: Look at this promising talent, John. I think that he has a lot to offer to EWT in the future.
JBL: He has the potential to be a great “Starr” in the future... IF he can last this match.
*The anti-fire sprinklers begin to start as a white ship appears on the Toomitron. Spotlights focus on the top of the tron, where the ghostly pirate appears. He holds out his hand to grab a rope that has seemingly appeared out of nowhere. The specter slides down the rope with frighting speed. As the heels of his boot hit the floor the lights go out again. Every few seconds a clash of thunder causes the lights to return to show that the dark figure's trek to the ring.*
Finkel: From the Depths of the Caribbean... Weighing in at 277 lbs... FERHAGO CROW!
*Ferhago locks his gaze on a child, the cowers in fear, as he pulls himself up on the top rope. The crowd gasps in amazement as the feat of a large sized man with three inch heeled boots actually walking on the top rope with ease. Crow makes a completely circle before stepping off to the ring mat. The pirate casks off his Tricorn and Coat to rest on the turnbuckle.*
Cole: I know I've seen it before, but that still doesn't make it any less amazing.
JBL: Spine chilling is the best way to describe this ominous entrance.
*He turns back to Christian, looking like a shark that has caught the scent of blood. The music and drizzle ends as the referee calls for the bell.*
Cole: Christian better be careful otherwise he will face the same fate as every other opponent Crow has faced.
JBL: It just doesn't look good for Starr.
Cole: But don't short sell Starr.
JBL: Believe me I'm not, I'm just not sure that ANYONE can beat Crow.
*Ferhago and Starr meet in the middle of the ring. Ferhago, with the distinct height advantage, stares down at Starr. Starr is right back in his face, and begins trash talking. Starr finally gives Ferhago a huge shove that doesn't cause him to move an inch. Crow stares down at where he was pushed, looking stoic. Looking around nerved, Starr pulls back and slams his fist into the face of Crow. The dark pirate's head goes with the surprising punch. Just when Starr is about to celebrate, Crow's head snaps back with a look of burning anger on his face. The Brazilian crowd falls to dead silence due to just the look on Ferhago's face. Starr attempts another punch but it's deflected as Crow unleashes a fury of elbow strikes and punches, that backs Starr into a corner. Bravely, the he ref starts count to get Starr out of the corner, to which Crow grabs Starr by the arm and whips him across the ring with authority into the opposite corner. Starr crashes into the turnbuckle, lodging him against it. With Christian trapped, Ferhago rushes towards Starr to do more damage. At the last second, Starr dives out the way. Ferhago swiftly changes course by running up the turnbuckle pads and flipping to his feet, preventing a crash. Thinking quickly as well, Starr spin kicks the back of Crow's legs before he could get a good balance. The big man falls backward as Starr hits a Standing Red Star Press. The Brazilian crowd greets the feat with cheers. Starr goes for an early win.*
1...
*Strong kick out from Crow. Starr quickly gets up and runs to the ropes, going for a Moonsault, but Crow rolls out of the way. Channeling the non-dead spirit of Chris Jericho, Starr manages to land on his feet. He quickly turns to face his other worldly opponent. Only to realize that he shouldn't have as he gets a hard heel to the temple via a Spinning Wheel Kick. Crow places a foot on the downed Starr to pin him.*
1....
2....
*Starr manages to kick out, to much cheers. Crow steps off and backs as he stalks his prey. Starr leaps to his feet, facing his would be predator. He beats Ferhago to the punch by charging straight at him. But as the saying goes “the early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese”, or in this case a Flapjack. Starr surprisingly rolls forward with the momentum, gets to his feet, bounces off the ropes, and comes back, only to get hit with another Flapjack. Yet Starr won't give up as he rolls through again. He rebounds off the ropes this time going for a Dropkick. In a scary show of strength, Crow catches Starr and throws him up in the air. As he falls back down, he is almost decapitated by a Dropkick from Crow. Christian crash lands near the ropes but despite this Crow places his boot on him to pin him.*
1!
2!
NO! *Christian grabs the ropes after 2.*
*Christian pushes the boot off and rolls out of the ring to get a breath of fresh air. Crow steps over the ropes but accidentally leaves himself for Starr. The boot of Crow is pulled as he is tripped, forcing his head to bounce off the ring apron. Christian rolls back in, seeing his chance for an opening. He stands at the ready waiting for Crow to stand. As he does Starr runs against the opposite ring ropes. Starr bounds back to for his Starr in the Sky. With great speed he launches himself over the ropes to a Plancha at Crow. The pirate simply looks at the oncoming attack and walks out of the way as Starr comes crashing down. Crow lifts up the prone Starr and whips him into the unforgiving steel steps. The referee's 10 count is at 4 as Crow rolls back in. He stares at the fallen Starr who is rising to much cheers. At 9, he makes it to the apron in a standing position.*
Cole: Amazing show of tenacity from Starr!
JBL: I've got to hand it to him, he doesn't appear to be giving up despite the overwhelming odds.
*Crow reaches over and grabs him but gets a Neckbreaker on the top rope for his troubles. He stumbles backward as Starr sees a chance for an opening. He pulls the top rope down before propelling himself skyward. The ghostly figure recovers just in time to see Starr pulling him down into a Corkscrew DDT aka Christian's Springboard Tornado Driver. The crowd pops something shocking as Christian stands back up. He stares down at Crow, thinking that this may not be enough to defeat him. He points the turnbuckle, getting a good response from the vocal crowd. He quickly pulls himself to the top and without hesitation goes for a Red Star Press.*
Cole: OH MY! THIS COULD BE IT!
JBL: NO WAY! COULD STARR BE THE ONE TO BEAT CROW!
*He lands with a harsh impact but not the impact that he was wanting. Instead of landing on the torso of Crow, he lands headfirst on Crow's lifted knee. He instantly goes limp and falls backward. The audience gasps in shock. Ferhago rolls backward to his knees. Looking down at his opponent. Sensing that Christian just might need medical assistance, the referee calls for the bell. However, Crow isn't done yet. He lifts Christian to his legs and thrusts his head between his knees. Two double underhooks later and Crow is airborne.*
Cole: NO! STOP THIS DAMN IT! THIS IS UNNECESSARY! THE MATCH IS OVER!
JBL: It looks Crow is about to claim another victim! You've got to hand it to Starr, he came so close!
*Queen Anne's Revenge to Starr. Crow rolls him over and places his foot atop the crossed arms of Christian. The lights flicker and Crow disappears as the lights come back on. The referee throws up an “X” and the medics rush down for Starr. Finkel raises the mic to his mouth.*
Finkel: The match has been declared.... a no contest...
JBL: No kidding.
Cole: Who can stop the path of pain and destruction that is named Ferhago Crow?
* The opening bars of "America" by Santana and P.O.D. begin. *
Finkel: Introducing first, from San Juan, Puerto Rico... weighing in at 212 lbs., Christian!! STARR!!
*As the main guitar kicks in, Christian Starr walks out to cheers from the fans. Starr slides into the ring, eagerly awaiting his opponent.*
Cole: Look at this promising talent, John. I think that he has a lot to offer to EWT in the future.
JBL: He has the potential to be a great “Starr” in the future... IF he can last this match.
*The anti-fire sprinklers begin to start as a white ship appears on the Toomitron. Spotlights focus on the top of the tron, where the ghostly pirate appears. He holds out his hand to grab a rope that has seemingly appeared out of nowhere. The specter slides down the rope with frighting speed. As the heels of his boot hit the floor the lights go out again. Every few seconds a clash of thunder causes the lights to return to show that the dark figure's trek to the ring.*
Finkel: From the Depths of the Caribbean... Weighing in at 277 lbs... FERHAGO CROW!
*Ferhago locks his gaze on a child, the cowers in fear, as he pulls himself up on the top rope. The crowd gasps in amazement as the feat of a large sized man with three inch heeled boots actually walking on the top rope with ease. Crow makes a completely circle before stepping off to the ring mat. The pirate casks off his Tricorn and Coat to rest on the turnbuckle.*
Cole: I know I've seen it before, but that still doesn't make it any less amazing.
JBL: Spine chilling is the best way to describe this ominous entrance.
*He turns back to Christian, looking like a shark that has caught the scent of blood. The music and drizzle ends as the referee calls for the bell.*
Cole: Christian better be careful otherwise he will face the same fate as every other opponent Crow has faced.
JBL: It just doesn't look good for Starr.
Cole: But don't short sell Starr.
JBL: Believe me I'm not, I'm just not sure that ANYONE can beat Crow.
*Ferhago and Starr meet in the middle of the ring. Ferhago, with the distinct height advantage, stares down at Starr. Starr is right back in his face, and begins trash talking. Starr finally gives Ferhago a huge shove that doesn't cause him to move an inch. Crow stares down at where he was pushed, looking stoic. Looking around nerved, Starr pulls back and slams his fist into the face of Crow. The dark pirate's head goes with the surprising punch. Just when Starr is about to celebrate, Crow's head snaps back with a look of burning anger on his face. The Brazilian crowd falls to dead silence due to just the look on Ferhago's face. Starr attempts another punch but it's deflected as Crow unleashes a fury of elbow strikes and punches, that backs Starr into a corner. Bravely, the he ref starts count to get Starr out of the corner, to which Crow grabs Starr by the arm and whips him across the ring with authority into the opposite corner. Starr crashes into the turnbuckle, lodging him against it. With Christian trapped, Ferhago rushes towards Starr to do more damage. At the last second, Starr dives out the way. Ferhago swiftly changes course by running up the turnbuckle pads and flipping to his feet, preventing a crash. Thinking quickly as well, Starr spin kicks the back of Crow's legs before he could get a good balance. The big man falls backward as Starr hits a Standing Red Star Press. The Brazilian crowd greets the feat with cheers. Starr goes for an early win.*
1...
*Strong kick out from Crow. Starr quickly gets up and runs to the ropes, going for a Moonsault, but Crow rolls out of the way. Channeling the non-dead spirit of Chris Jericho, Starr manages to land on his feet. He quickly turns to face his other worldly opponent. Only to realize that he shouldn't have as he gets a hard heel to the temple via a Spinning Wheel Kick. Crow places a foot on the downed Starr to pin him.*
1....
2....
*Starr manages to kick out, to much cheers. Crow steps off and backs as he stalks his prey. Starr leaps to his feet, facing his would be predator. He beats Ferhago to the punch by charging straight at him. But as the saying goes “the early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese”, or in this case a Flapjack. Starr surprisingly rolls forward with the momentum, gets to his feet, bounces off the ropes, and comes back, only to get hit with another Flapjack. Yet Starr won't give up as he rolls through again. He rebounds off the ropes this time going for a Dropkick. In a scary show of strength, Crow catches Starr and throws him up in the air. As he falls back down, he is almost decapitated by a Dropkick from Crow. Christian crash lands near the ropes but despite this Crow places his boot on him to pin him.*
1!
2!
NO! *Christian grabs the ropes after 2.*
*Christian pushes the boot off and rolls out of the ring to get a breath of fresh air. Crow steps over the ropes but accidentally leaves himself for Starr. The boot of Crow is pulled as he is tripped, forcing his head to bounce off the ring apron. Christian rolls back in, seeing his chance for an opening. He stands at the ready waiting for Crow to stand. As he does Starr runs against the opposite ring ropes. Starr bounds back to for his Starr in the Sky. With great speed he launches himself over the ropes to a Plancha at Crow. The pirate simply looks at the oncoming attack and walks out of the way as Starr comes crashing down. Crow lifts up the prone Starr and whips him into the unforgiving steel steps. The referee's 10 count is at 4 as Crow rolls back in. He stares at the fallen Starr who is rising to much cheers. At 9, he makes it to the apron in a standing position.*
Cole: Amazing show of tenacity from Starr!
JBL: I've got to hand it to him, he doesn't appear to be giving up despite the overwhelming odds.
*Crow reaches over and grabs him but gets a Neckbreaker on the top rope for his troubles. He stumbles backward as Starr sees a chance for an opening. He pulls the top rope down before propelling himself skyward. The ghostly figure recovers just in time to see Starr pulling him down into a Corkscrew DDT aka Christian's Springboard Tornado Driver. The crowd pops something shocking as Christian stands back up. He stares down at Crow, thinking that this may not be enough to defeat him. He points the turnbuckle, getting a good response from the vocal crowd. He quickly pulls himself to the top and without hesitation goes for a Red Star Press.*
Cole: OH MY! THIS COULD BE IT!
JBL: NO WAY! COULD STARR BE THE ONE TO BEAT CROW!
*He lands with a harsh impact but not the impact that he was wanting. Instead of landing on the torso of Crow, he lands headfirst on Crow's lifted knee. He instantly goes limp and falls backward. The audience gasps in shock. Ferhago rolls backward to his knees. Looking down at his opponent. Sensing that Christian just might need medical assistance, the referee calls for the bell. However, Crow isn't done yet. He lifts Christian to his legs and thrusts his head between his knees. Two double underhooks later and Crow is airborne.*
Cole: NO! STOP THIS DAMN IT! THIS IS UNNECESSARY! THE MATCH IS OVER!
JBL: It looks Crow is about to claim another victim! You've got to hand it to Starr, he came so close!
*Queen Anne's Revenge to Starr. Crow rolls him over and places his foot atop the crossed arms of Christian. The lights flicker and Crow disappears as the lights come back on. The referee throws up an “X” and the medics rush down for Starr. Finkel raises the mic to his mouth.*
Finkel: The match has been declared.... a no contest...
JBL: No kidding.
Cole: Who can stop the path of pain and destruction that is named Ferhago Crow?