Post by Limey on Sept 13, 2007 12:24:06 GMT -5
*"Round And Round" by Ratt hits. The crowd look to the entrance ramp...and see Carla O Woe come out to her new music, decked in a stylish green Fallen Angel-style Indie coat with a black and green diamond pattern! She is holding her back, pained by the previous match, but still manages to make it to the ring, smiling due to both being part of a fantastic welcome back match, and a splendid exit for the Ragnals. She enters the ring, and throws up the horns to a huge pop, before calling for the microphone...*
Carla: (opens her mouth to speak, but the crowd is chanting "GND!" too loudly, so Carla holds up her hand to hush the crowd) Yes...GND...which reminds me, congrats to the new GND Champ! You did well...and soon it would be an honour to face you...title match or nay...but before I do...many of you have been wondering just what exactly I've been planning since I've announced my return...and let me tell you, some of you will love this, some of you will hate this...but ALL of you...will be shocked. I can't describe it admirably myself...so check out this video package. It'll explain everything...
*The Toomi-Tron comes to life as the lights dim. It shows blackness at first...*
Announcer: Because once a year...is never enough.
THE HARLOT HUNT 2007.5: BIKINI CONTESTS ARE FOR WUSSIES!!!
SEVEN CONTESTANTS WILL ENTER! THEY WILL GO THROUGH SIX STAGES OF HELL IN ORDER TO PROVE WHO HAS WHAT IT TAKES TO MAKE IT IN EWT'S GND DIVISION!
STEP ONE: THE INTRODUCTIONS. SEVEN REMAIN.
STEP TWO: UNLEASH YOUR FINISHER. SIX REMAIN.
STEP THREE: THE TRACY SMOTHERS DANCE OFF. FIVE REMAIN.
STEP FOUR: THE OBSTACLE COURSE: FOUR REMAIN.
STEP FIVE: HARM THE HARLOT (verbally). THREE REMAIN.
AND FINALLY, THE LAST TWO STANDING WILL DUKE IT OUT AMONGST THEMSELVES, WITH THE VICTOR GAINING $250,000, AND A FULL EWT CONTRACT!
IMMUNITY WILL BE GIVEN TO THE VICTORS FROM STEPS TWO TO FOUR. FROM THEN ON IN, THEY'RE WORKING ON APPEAL ALONE.
THE HARLOT HUNT 2007.5...THIS ONE PROMISES TO BE BETTER!
*We return to the ring. Carla is standing there, smiling.*
Carla: Yes indeed! The Harlot Hunt returns...and don't worry...this time we've selected only the greatest and most efficient female wrestlers the world has known...no more posing, no more stupid pun names...sorry, Joe...these women would kick your ass, and look absolutely fabulous doing it!! The seven have already been chosen...and they're coming to EWT, but ONLY ONE can win the big one!
*Carla leaves the ring, throwing up the horns as the crowd is flabbergasted.*
Carla: (opens her mouth to speak, but the crowd is chanting "GND!" too loudly, so Carla holds up her hand to hush the crowd) Yes...GND...which reminds me, congrats to the new GND Champ! You did well...and soon it would be an honour to face you...title match or nay...but before I do...many of you have been wondering just what exactly I've been planning since I've announced my return...and let me tell you, some of you will love this, some of you will hate this...but ALL of you...will be shocked. I can't describe it admirably myself...so check out this video package. It'll explain everything...
*The Toomi-Tron comes to life as the lights dim. It shows blackness at first...*
Announcer: Because once a year...is never enough.
THE HARLOT HUNT 2007.5: BIKINI CONTESTS ARE FOR WUSSIES!!!
SEVEN CONTESTANTS WILL ENTER! THEY WILL GO THROUGH SIX STAGES OF HELL IN ORDER TO PROVE WHO HAS WHAT IT TAKES TO MAKE IT IN EWT'S GND DIVISION!
STEP ONE: THE INTRODUCTIONS. SEVEN REMAIN.
STEP TWO: UNLEASH YOUR FINISHER. SIX REMAIN.
STEP THREE: THE TRACY SMOTHERS DANCE OFF. FIVE REMAIN.
STEP FOUR: THE OBSTACLE COURSE: FOUR REMAIN.
STEP FIVE: HARM THE HARLOT (verbally). THREE REMAIN.
AND FINALLY, THE LAST TWO STANDING WILL DUKE IT OUT AMONGST THEMSELVES, WITH THE VICTOR GAINING $250,000, AND A FULL EWT CONTRACT!
IMMUNITY WILL BE GIVEN TO THE VICTORS FROM STEPS TWO TO FOUR. FROM THEN ON IN, THEY'RE WORKING ON APPEAL ALONE.
THE HARLOT HUNT 2007.5...THIS ONE PROMISES TO BE BETTER!
*We return to the ring. Carla is standing there, smiling.*
Carla: Yes indeed! The Harlot Hunt returns...and don't worry...this time we've selected only the greatest and most efficient female wrestlers the world has known...no more posing, no more stupid pun names...sorry, Joe...these women would kick your ass, and look absolutely fabulous doing it!! The seven have already been chosen...and they're coming to EWT, but ONLY ONE can win the big one!
*Carla leaves the ring, throwing up the horns as the crowd is flabbergasted.*