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Post by The Lach is very tired on Aug 24, 2008 5:25:14 GMT -5
Tell her I said to smurf herself Rocky: hey baby.... Chick: What is it, Rocky? Rocky: I go to this forum right... Chick: yyeaaahh Rocky: well I explained our whole car situation to them Chick: Ok.... Rocky: Some guy named ChibiDiablo wanted me to tell you to go smurf yourself Chick: ............ Rocky: ............ Chick: .........smurf? That would be the greatest conversation in the history of this sport.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Aug 24, 2008 10:48:49 GMT -5
Three words. Ditch. the. Bitch.
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Post by Hiroshi Hase on Aug 24, 2008 10:52:56 GMT -5
If you give in, she knows all she has to do is act mad and you'll fold and give into her demands. Also, if she is making that much of a stink about you buying her things, I think it's best you distance yourself from her as it relates to a relationship. Just my two cents on the matter.
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Post by rzombie1988 on Aug 24, 2008 18:28:28 GMT -5
I'm sure she'll love the hour walk to Outback. That would be the perfect way to teach her a lesson.
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Post by rogerworkman on Aug 24, 2008 18:34:45 GMT -5
1400 smackers?
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Post by Joie De Vivre on Aug 24, 2008 18:39:48 GMT -5
Show up on a bicycle and say, "hop on bitch!" I cannot stop laughing at this.
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Post by darthalexander on Aug 25, 2008 11:03:36 GMT -5
Everything you need to know about this girl and your relationship with her was summed up in your first post. Continue dating this girl at your own peril.
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Post by Ishmeal Loves Kaseyhausen on Aug 25, 2008 11:07:37 GMT -5
Three words. Ditch. the. Bitch. Whenever you need advice, just ask Bob.
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Post by Xbox Live's Original Heel! on Aug 25, 2008 12:43:38 GMT -5
What you need to do is ask her to follow you towards your car because you need to have a private conversation with her. When you get to the vehicle and go around near the hood. The conversation should go like this:
You-"Baby, I don't know how to tell you this.." Her-"Honey, what's wrong? You can tell me anything." You-"I don't know.... this is different." Her-"Go ahead and tell me, I will still like you for you."
At this point, get all teary eyed, and act like you are going to bust out in tears for your next line.
You-"Well... for a couple of days, I've heard voices in my head. They counsel me...*sob a little here*, oh God, they understand!"
Then you let her say something and in the middle of her sentence, yell out , "THEY TALK TO ME!', and CarKO the bitch outta her shoes.
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Post by Munkie91087 on Aug 25, 2008 13:07:43 GMT -5
Rocky, you're dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If you break up with her, you'll likely end up dying alone. My advice to you is if a strange man offers you a ride, take it. I'll drive down in my working car to Findlay, Ohio, take your girl out on for a nice steak dinner, and then drug her drink throw on her a boat to China. Bam your problems are solved.
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Post by Evil Jan Otto on Aug 25, 2008 13:15:44 GMT -5
Rocky, you're dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. Lol, flame much?
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Post by A Magician Named SHAKE on Aug 25, 2008 13:17:17 GMT -5
What you need to do is ask her to follow you towards your car because you need to have a private conversation with her. When you get to the vehicle and go around near the hood. The conversation should go like this: You-"Baby, I don't know how to tell you this.." Her-"Honey, what's wrong? You can tell me anything." You-"I don't know.... this is different." Her-"Go ahead and tell me, I will still like you for you." At this point, get all teary eyed, and act like you are going to bust out in tears for your next line. You-"Well... for a couple of days, I've heard voices in my head. They counsel me...*sob a little here*, oh God, they understand!" Then you let her say something and in the middle of her sentence, yell out , "THEY TALK TO ME!', and CarKO the bitch outta her shoes. I'm not even mad at my girlfriend and I'm going to do that.
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