What makes you better than the last poster?

[Deleted]

I have zero friends on MySpace.

[Deleted]

I don't have a MySpace, so I'm infinitely better than everyone who does. Close the thread. I win.

[Brother Ike: Thread Killer]

my avatar features a better dancer

[Deleted]

I don't have any blog PERIOD. I win.

[biafra]

I have a detachable penis.

[Deleted]

Aug 30, 2008 23:03:36 GMT -5 @wordlifeecw said:

I don't have a MySpace, so I'm infinitely better than everyone who does. Close the thread. I win.

I killed MySpace after a botched wrist clutch burning hammer.

[aka Cthulhu]

Cthulhu has no myspace. Also has tentacles, and they can rape you, physically and mentally.

[Deleted]

Aug 30, 2008 23:05:31 GMT -5 biafra said:

I have a detachable penis.

But mine's bigger.

[Deleted]

Aug 30, 2008 23:06:16 GMT -5 @wordlifeecw said:

Aug 30, 2008 23:05:31 GMT -5 biafra said:

I have a detachable penis.

But mine's bigger.

But mine's detachabler.

[biafra]

Thats not what your mom said

[Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa]

Eats babies.

[biafra]

Aug 30, 2008 23:14:14 GMT -5 Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa said:

Eats babies.

but only dead ones.

[aka Cthulhu]

My user name does not sound like viagra.

[AnM is back]

I have boobs.

[Deleted]

I still have that new car smell.

[aka Cthulhu]

I have tentacles whenever I become Cthulhu.

[demolitionfan]

Because I realize Leonard Cohen is the greatest singer ever born and he probably dosen't.

[Deleted]

I live in the state with the better Springfield.

[repomark]

Because I am on the latest DX dvd doing a lame interview.

[aka Cthulhu]

I am also the Egregious Professor of Cruel and Unusual Geography, and Fretwork Teacher (apparently the result of some 1200 year old curse from a dying Archchancellor, sounding very much like 'May you always teach fretwork!' ), among other titles. And being Cthulhu.