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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2008 10:55:57 GMT -5
*Outside the arena. It's quiet. We pan to the arena entrance. Suddenly, a fire breaks out. Through the flames, Evil Masked wordlifeecw appears*
"So, the time is upon us. The Evil Masked One will show no mercy in destroying anyone in his path. And for those who STILL don't believe me, well, I'll make believers out of you tonight."
*Evil Masked wordlifeecw starts to leave, but first he drops a replica of his mask in front of the now mostly extinguished flames*
"Evil is ALWAYS more fun with a mask. *Evil laughter*"
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Post by The Tank on Sept 8, 2008 11:25:30 GMT -5
*via satellite*
Ha ha ha...
You sad-sack jabronis are STILL wasting your time fighting over that fake Hardcore Championship?
You idiots amuse The Tank.
Buggy, you call yourself a pirate. If you're a pirate, then you sure as hell ain't the kind that scours the seas, The Tank'll say that much.
Flatgh, or whatever you're callin' yourself these days...
*picks up phone*
What's he callin' himself these days? Oh, really? NO ONE CARES WHAT HE'S CALLIN' HIMSELF!!!!!!
*throws phone at the wall*
Now then, all of you jabronis need to get ready. That's right. Because tonight, The Tank is making a special LIVE appearance on Uncle Seth's Neighborhood. And The Tank will not only announce the status of the REAL Hardcore Championship, but The Tank has another special announcement to make. Now cut the damn camera.
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Post by Madman Szalinski on Sept 8, 2008 14:09:54 GMT -5
Ladies and gentlemen, I always try to bring something positive and entertaining to the table. If I am going to use my tender fingertips to type, play guitar, and check my blood sugar, I have to make my effort count. Make sure my diabetes is under control, make sure I can actually yplay good music that doesn't suck, and don't be such an emo internet nerd in my posts. So, when I'm online, I strive to improve the lives of everyone reading my posts.
But when it comes to WWCF, the hell with it. The WWE booking staff can sit and spin, and I hope you all get RickRoll'd in Hell.
*chairshot to the last three posters*
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littlenaitch
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Post by littlenaitch on Sept 8, 2008 14:27:08 GMT -5
We see littlenaitch walking in the back when he sees Buggy just standing doing nothing. Littlenaitch looks around and grabs a sttel chair. Littlenaitch walks quietly up behind Buggy and whacks Bugggy real hard in the back of the head with the chair. Buggy collapses as Littlenaitch covers as a referee comes over to count one, two, three!! Littlenaitch stands up and is awarded the hardcore title.
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littlenaitch
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Post by littlenaitch on Sept 8, 2008 14:33:08 GMT -5
Tonight in the second round of the World Heavyweight Title tournament, I am facing a guy by the name of Madman Szalinski. I don't know much about him but it doesn't really make a difference to me as my mission is to become the World Champion and that mission will continue when I beat this guy to a pulp! Now, it seems like the Southwest Connection aren't getting any respect around here which is why we hired a manager. The tag team championship should be ours already but there was shady officiating which cost us our shot. The tag team that we lost to, those stupid crappy bikers aren't even around here anymore. Hey champs, I hope you're ready for some pain because at Gooker Mania, the Southwest Connection are going to become the NEW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!
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Post by Tyfo on Sept 8, 2008 14:34:15 GMT -5
*Tyfo arrives to the building*
Where's the boss man at? Huh? Where's M. D-Day Dave? I've been calling all week, littlenaitch has been calling all week, and still nobody has any answers! We were told we have to beat somebody to get our Tag Team title shot at GookerMania, so who is?!?! What team has stepped up?
If nobody has, then I DEMAND, that tonight, in that very ring, myself and littlenaitch, The Southwest Connection be OFFICIALLY named as the #1 contenders for the WWCF Tag Team Championship at GookerMania!
Also, TromboneMan and littlenaitch will both advance in the World title tournament tonight, I will see to that personally. The Sam08 Family will reign supreme not only tonight, but at GookerMania, when we take home all the gold!
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Post by Cyborg Franky on Sept 8, 2008 15:04:31 GMT -5
grabs littlenaitch, and puts him in the Chop Chop Festival (Twist of Fate), and then pins him
1
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New Hardcore champion.
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Johnny B. Decent
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 8, 2008 15:09:08 GMT -5
Hey I just thought of something. You know what I need.........................a lackey. Every good boss needs a lackey. Eric Bischoff had Johnny Nitro. Vince even had two lackeys in Patterson and Briscoe. I'm open.
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Post by Madman Szalinski on Sept 8, 2008 15:38:18 GMT -5
grabs littlenaitch, and puts him in the Chop Chop Festival (Twist of Fate), and then pins him 1 2 3. New Hardcore champion. *points and laughs at littlenaitch*
HA-HA!
Get used to it...it's gonna happen again tonight.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 8, 2008 16:00:03 GMT -5
when is the second round to the tournament gonna begin???
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Post by stevierichardsfan on Sept 8, 2008 16:05:23 GMT -5
hey i want to be the commish and im running for it
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Dave at the Movies
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Sept 8, 2008 16:15:50 GMT -5
hey i want to be the commish and im running for it What exactly would you do as commish? Would you give up your spot on the roster to join the staff. I guess I could use someone else to help set up some stuff.
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Post by stevierichardsfan on Sept 8, 2008 16:16:28 GMT -5
yeah that be nice
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Post by teamjd on Sept 8, 2008 16:19:56 GMT -5
Somebody sometime needs to get with me and let me know how I can let you best utilize my talents.
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Post by stevierichardsfan on Sept 8, 2008 16:23:37 GMT -5
how bout more promos
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Dave at the Movies
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Sept 8, 2008 16:23:47 GMT -5
Here is the card for tonight. I will officially begin Monday NiteRaw at 6:00 central american time. All matches will be first to FOUR votes.
Opening Contest No Count Out Match Starshine VS Cthulhu (aka) ftahgn
ROUND 2 OF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT Match 1 Disco Stu Is Always Tired VS J Is Justice
Match 2 The Tank VS Bob Schlapowitz
Match 3 Your Uncle Seth Drakin VS The Iron Giant
Match 4 Macho Dude Handy Damage VS MiLo Duck
Match 5 TAFKA(The Artist Formerly Known As) Above Average VS Buggy The Clown
Match 6 Mr. John S. Amigo VS SuperSweetSolid
Match 7
Madman Szalinski VS littlenaitch
Match 8 TromboneMan VS One Doley Nation
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Dave at the Movies
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Sept 8, 2008 16:28:18 GMT -5
Also since we have had no forum member step up to be the announcers yet tonight we will use Bobby Heenan(was on raw and nitro), Jim Ross(was on raw), and Tony Schivone(was on nitro). Anyone can add commentary from any of the announcers whenever they want.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2008 16:47:38 GMT -5
Also since we have had no forum member step up to be the announcers yet tonight we will use Bobby Heenan(was on raw and nitro), Jim Ross(was on raw), and Tony Schivone(was on nitro). Anyone can add commentary from any of the announcers whenever they want. Has Tony recovered from the injuries I inflicted on him last week?
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 8, 2008 16:50:52 GMT -5
Also since we have had no forum member step up to be the announcers yet tonight we will use Bobby Heenan(was on raw and nitro), Jim Ross(was on raw), and Tony Schivone(was on nitro). Anyone can add commentary from any of the announcers whenever they want. Ahem.
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Dave at the Movies
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Sept 8, 2008 16:50:54 GMT -5
Also since we have had no forum member step up to be the announcers yet tonight we will use Bobby Heenan(was on raw and nitro), Jim Ross(was on raw), and Tony Schivone(was on nitro). Anyone can add commentary from any of the announcers whenever they want. Has Tony recovered from his injuries yet? Yes and thanks to you he has a neck brace on. Now people will think he is stealing Gertner's gimmick.
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