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Post by King Boo on Sept 8, 2008 19:32:08 GMT -5
Bob, would accepting this puppy, even on a trial basis, be akin to Shawn smashing Marty's head thru the Barbershop window? Because I don't want to be Shawn Michaels. *screws the pooch* Do you want it now? Huh? Huh? *jaw drops* Tank, I think he just screwed you.
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Post by teamjd on Sept 8, 2008 19:33:01 GMT -5
*jaw drops* Tank, I think he just screwed you. From my many 'having sex with Tank' conversations I've had, i can assure you he won't be pleased.
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Post by The Tank on Sept 8, 2008 19:33:47 GMT -5
Bob, would accepting this puppy, even on a trial basis, be akin to Shawn smashing Marty's head thru the Barbershop window? Because I don't want to be Shawn Michaels. *shoots the pooch* Do you want the puppy now? Huh? Huh? *turns back to normal* You stupid little... *turns arm into bazooka* Bob, Roxie, y'all might wanna get out of the way.
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Post by metylerca on Sept 8, 2008 19:33:52 GMT -5
*screws the pooch* Do you want it now? Huh? Huh? *jaw drops* Tank, I think he just screwed you. Dammit. My edit! She was too late. [/out of character] Well, Roxie, this is awkward.
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Post by King Boo on Sept 8, 2008 19:34:07 GMT -5
*jaw drops* Tank, I think he just screwed you. From my many 'having sex with Tank' conversations I've had, i can assure you he won't be pleased. I assumed as much. *jaw drops* Tank, I think he just screwed you. Dammit. My edit! She was too late. [/out of character] Well, Roxie, this is awkward. Not as awkward as it is for Tank Bob, Roxie, y'all might wanna get out of the way. I appreciate the warning.
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Post by imisswwf on Sept 8, 2008 19:35:03 GMT -5
Bob: Cooler way for the world to end- Asteroid, 2012, Super collider, zombie apocalypse, alien invasion, internet dies and nerds revolt everywhere
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 8, 2008 19:35:11 GMT -5
*jaw drops* Tank, I think he just screwed you. Dammit. My edit! She was too late. [/out of character] Well, Roxie, this is awkward. "Get out of here, Nebulon Metylerca. No one likes your style."
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Post by metylerca on Sept 8, 2008 19:37:11 GMT -5
Dammit. My edit! She was too late. [/out of character] Well, Roxie, this is awkward. "Get out of here, Nebulon Metylerca. No one likes your style." *low blows God Of Rock* Any other numbskulls?
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Post by King Boo on Sept 8, 2008 19:38:01 GMT -5
My simple request for a puppy has turned into murderous pandemonium.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 8, 2008 19:38:26 GMT -5
"Get out of here, Nebulon Metylerca. No one likes your style." *low blows God Of Rock* Any other numbskulls? Thank god I wear a Cup everywhere I go. Even to my parents' house. So, *Hits him with a Frying Pan kept inside his pants*
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Post by metylerca on Sept 8, 2008 19:39:18 GMT -5
*shoots the pooch* Do you want the puppy now? Huh? Huh? *turns back to normal* You stupid little... *turns arm into bazooka* Bob, Roxie, y'all might wanna get out of the way. Tank wait! Before you do this, I just want you to know.... *cue ominous music* You're my brother!
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Sept 8, 2008 19:39:34 GMT -5
*turns into an even cuter puppy* Bob, would accepting this puppy, even on a trial basis, be akin to Shawn smashing Marty's head thru the Barbershop window? Because I don't want to be Shawn Michaels. It would. That would be a betrayal of the highest magnitude.
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Post by The Tank on Sept 8, 2008 19:39:58 GMT -5
My simple request for a puppy has turned into murderous pandemonium. *throws you a briefcase of money* There, go get a puppy now.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 8, 2008 19:40:28 GMT -5
*turns back to normal* You stupid little... *turns arm into bazooka* Bob, Roxie, y'all might wanna get out of the way. Tank wait! Before you do this, I just want you to know.... *cue ominous music* You're my brother!That didn't stop Cain from offing Abel.
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Post by metylerca on Sept 8, 2008 19:40:54 GMT -5
*low blows God Of Rock* Any other numbskulls? Thank god I wear a Cup everywhere I go. Even to my parents' house. So, *Hits him with a Frying Pan kept inside his pants* Thank god i'm high, otherwise I would have felt it more. *pulls out ghetto blaster and throws on Winger* Feel my wrath!
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 8, 2008 19:41:40 GMT -5
Thank god I wear a Cup everywhere I go. Even to my parents' house. So, *Hits him with a Frying Pan kept inside his pants* Thank god i'm high, otherwise I would have felt it more. Don't do drugs, kids.
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Post by metylerca on Sept 8, 2008 19:42:28 GMT -5
Tank wait! Before you do this, I just want you to know.... *cue ominous music* You're my brother!That didn't stop Cain from offing Abel. Well that's because Cain was jealous of Abel for being a better farmer.
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Post by The Tank on Sept 8, 2008 19:42:44 GMT -5
*turns back to normal* You stupid little... *turns arm into bazooka* Bob, Roxie, y'all might wanna get out of the way. Tank wait! Before you do this, I just want you to know.... *cue ominous music* You're my brother!Good thing I hate my family. *fires bazooka-arm*
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 8, 2008 19:43:01 GMT -5
That didn't stop Cain from offing Abel. Well that's because Cain was jealous of Abel for being a better farmer. Well, not everybody is cut out to be a Farmer.
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Post by King Boo on Sept 8, 2008 19:43:49 GMT -5
Bob, would accepting this puppy, even on a trial basis, be akin to Shawn smashing Marty's head thru the Barbershop window? Because I don't want to be Shawn Michaels. It would. That would be a betrayal of the highest magnitude. Then I would never accept. Not that it matters, as Tank the puppy is dead or a bazooka or something. But know that I would never. My simple request for a puppy has turned into murderous pandemonium. *throws you a briefcase of money* There, go get a puppy now. Even tho I suspect this gesture is tinged with nastiness... *takes money and runs to buy a puppy*
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