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Post by Aaron E. Dangerously on Sept 19, 2008 14:44:56 GMT -5
What have you always wanted The Fink to call you when you come to the ring?
Me?
Weighing two hundred and thirty-five pounds, from Chicago, Illinois, The Man of a MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLION POWERBOOOOOOOOMBS... Aaron, EEEEEEEEE, Dangerously!
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Post by bubbles on Sept 19, 2008 15:09:44 GMT -5
On his way to the ring from North West England, he weighs in at 12 stone 1, stands at 6'4 and he is the Undisputed champion of European Wrestling, the man of the hour, the tower of power, the kung fu hippy from GANGSTA City, he is....Lee, SHORT FOR LEETHAL! ELLIOOOTT, THE NORTHERN COWBOY!!!
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Sept 19, 2008 15:29:16 GMT -5
I think what I have now would work very well.
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Post by maxx420 on Sept 19, 2008 15:34:26 GMT -5
From Atlantic City, New Jersey, weighing in at a well-sculpted 210lbs, He is "The One Man Show", "The Overnight Sensation", MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAXXXXXX... AWWWWWWWWWE~SOOOOOME!
(incidentally, I also used to use "THE MAXX AWESOME" as an e-fed character name before Brian Kendrick ripped off my idea)
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Post by Janitor From Mars on Sept 19, 2008 15:36:13 GMT -5
On his way to the ring from the People's Republic of Vermont, weighing less than your mother, he is the one and only, Wrestlecrap Janitorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Nacho STAYS Hyped on Sept 19, 2008 15:38:39 GMT -5
From Memphis, Tennessee, weighing in at 200 pounds, the Man of 1005 Holds, Mack Jeffries! (not my real name BTW, just a ring name I came up with.)
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Goldenbane
Hank Scorpio
THE G.D. Goldenbane
Posts: 7,331
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Post by Goldenbane on Sept 19, 2008 16:31:00 GMT -5
Coming down the isle...from COLDwater OHIO, weighing in at 325 pounds...GOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLDENBAAAAAAAAAAANE!
(Two characters I had in our little backyard/basement wrestling federation)
Coming down the isle...from MOUNT Olympus, standing 7 feet, 4 inches tall, and weighing in at 400 pounds of pure muscle...THE TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITAAAAAAAANNNNNN!
Coming down the isle...from the COUNcil of the WYRMS! Standing 6 feet, 9 inches tall and weighing 310 pounds...he is the dragon, the reptile, the fangs and the claws...the flying disaster....the....WYYYYYYYYYYYYYVERNNNNNNNNNN!!!
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Sept 19, 2008 17:26:28 GMT -5
Coming down the aisle......From Boston, Massachusetts...weighing in at 200 pounds........"The Man of 14 Holds"..............Bob Schlaaaaapoooooowitz!
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Chainsaw
T
A very BAD man.
It is what it is
Posts: 90,480
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Post by Chainsaw on Sept 19, 2008 17:27:15 GMT -5
From Parts Unknown, NY...weighing in at 255 pounds..."The Human Horrorshow...The Devastation Sensation"...THIS...IS...CHAINSAWWWWWW!
I've had that for a while.
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BigBadZ
Grimlock
The Rumors Are All True
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Post by BigBadZ on Sept 19, 2008 17:28:34 GMT -5
Here is your winner and NEEEEWWW World Heavyweight Champion... BBZ, BIIIIIG BAAAAD ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!
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Post by Secret Clown on Sept 19, 2008 17:29:55 GMT -5
Frpm The Big House On The Hill, weighing in at a slim trim 220lbs, The Quiet Behind The Riot........ Secret Clown
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Post by bigdaddyfive on Sept 19, 2008 18:13:53 GMT -5
"Making his way to the ring from Bradford, England, weighing in at 255lbs, he is the self-proclaimed "Beef of Britain", the "Blockade of Bradford", the "Bane of Brutality" - he is Mr. "whatever damn day he pleases" - BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYY CCCCAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
*Pyros, smoke and spotlights go nuts as the crowd pops wild*
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Post by Next Level was WRONG on Sept 19, 2008 18:31:48 GMT -5
"From an unspecified location.. THE OPPOSITION!"
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Mac
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Sigs/Avatars cannot exceed 1MB
Posts: 16,502
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Post by Mac on Sept 19, 2008 18:34:42 GMT -5
Heres Mike..... <<throws down Mic>>
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Post by The Booty Disciple on Sept 19, 2008 18:37:58 GMT -5
A cowboy buddy of mine and I once figured out what we'd be called if we were ever a tag team...
He's a hick, I'm a prick...we'd be the Hick & Prick Express!
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Bobeddy
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Made a Terrible Mistake
Posts: 15,154
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Post by Bobeddy on Sept 19, 2008 18:43:49 GMT -5
Hailing from the People's Republic of Cork...he is 'the Sensei of Sensuality'....'The Stubby-Legged Stallion'....McG Bobeddy!
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Sept 20, 2008 8:33:29 GMT -5
On his way to the ring from the last place you'd ever expect, weighing in at less than one-hundred-and-fifty pounds, the bastard kid of the Apocalypse and the crown prince of brutality, also known as Providence!
Or, if I'm going to use Cthulhu as my name, then it would be mostly insane screaming and chanting.
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Post by Dr. Marzvon Zombie M.D. on Sept 20, 2008 9:01:30 GMT -5
Coming down the ring, weighting in tonight at an even 200 pounds, he stands at 6 ft tall and has had devoured more brains then Kevin Nash and Triple h have had quad tears combined, he is your favorite doctor or at least he should be. DR. MARZVON ZOMBIE M.D.!!!!!
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Sept 20, 2008 9:51:02 GMT -5
From Sydney, Australia, weighing in at a trim, taught, buff & cut 208 lbs, he is the best wrestler the Southern Hemisphere has ever produced, he is the Thunder from down under, he is THE LACH!!
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Sept 20, 2008 12:34:40 GMT -5
Hailing from the top of Mount Magnifico, he weighs in at a svelt 305 lbs and stands at 6 foot 2 inches tall, hated by skiers and snowboarders across the country...duck and cover...here comes Avalanche.....Alllllllllllllllllllvareeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez!
*Fake snow falls from the ceiling, covering the first few rows up to their necks. Hey, if they could do fake snow for Glacier, they can do it for me!*
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