Fights at school?

[strykerdarksilence]

Several fights in school. Fortunetly we had a VERY understanding PE teacher who would stop a fight in the yard before it got too nasty, then take the individuals concerned to the gym and let them tear into each other with padded gloves on mats.

Sometimes we would even play "winner stays on".

[Non Banjoble Tokens]

Sept 18, 2008 22:36:05 GMT -5 The Booty Disciple said:

Sept 18, 2008 22:30:31 GMT -5 Max said:

Dude....there was more people in my MIDDLE SCHOOL then your whole town....thats crazy

Yeah. When people bitch about "small towns," I think I have most of 'em beat.

Not me, buddeh. The town I went to had about six hundred people in it. But don't ask how many people were in my school, because I never paid enough attention to remember.

[Brandon Walsh is Insane.]

Sept 19, 2008 5:09:07 GMT -5 Non Banjoble Tokens said:

Sept 18, 2008 22:36:05 GMT -5 The Booty Disciple said:

Yeah. When people bitch about "small towns," I think I have most of 'em beat.

Not me, buddeh. The town I went to had about six hundred people in it. But don't ask how many people were in my school, because I never paid enough attention to remember.

You were twirling your 'stache in that Evil Do-er way, weren't you?

[willywonka666]

One time, I almost got into with a guy because he was being an ass. I held back but we were both taken to the office. He asked me to say everything was allright because if he got in trouble again that semester he would get suspended.

So I let him do the talking, no big deal.

A week later he's being an ass again and standing in front of my friend's locker, my friend asks him to move and he refuses, my friend says, "I'm not like, Sam, I'll fight back"

f***head.

Anyway they scuffle a little and both get suspended on the SAME DAY my friend and I have to give a presentation in electricity class!

Bastards

[T.J. "the Crippler" Stevens]

I did get suspended from school once for fighting. Luckily it was the only time I'd ever been in trouble because I probably should've been expelled. Especially seeing as though I broke a teacher's hand in the process. I was just trying to slam the kid's head into the brick wall and he stuck his hand in between. It's not like it was my fault or anything....

Anyway, we had this kid at school. All of the guys thought he was a douche. All of the girls liked him. You know the guy. Well, one day I'm sitting around with my girlfriend and we see him alternating different freshman girls on to his lap. One sitting on his lap after the other. I jokingly say something to my girl like, "Look at that douche over there," and she hits me with a snide little, "He's not a douche...." Purposely trying to antagonize me. So I ask her, "Did you ever sit on his lap?" She just doesn't answer me. She starts giving me that guilty but just refuse to say it look. So I say, "OK. Watch this."

After the 3 teachers pulled me off of him, he scampered away bleeding and crying in front of all the girls he was trying to impress. I got suspended. He didn't. But when I came back to school, I got so many high fives from all the guys that my hand was hurting by the end of the day.

[The OP]

Sept 19, 2008 12:45:02 GMT -5 T.J. "the Crippler" Stevens said:

I did get suspended from school once for fighting. Luckily it was the only time I'd ever been in trouble because I probably should've been expelled. Especially seeing as though I broke a teacher's hand in the process. I was just trying to slam the kid's head into the brick wall and he stuck his hand in between. It's not like it was my fault or anything....

Anyway, we had this kid at school. All of the guys thought he was a douche. All of the girls liked him. You know the guy. Well, one day I'm sitting around with my girlfriend and we see him alternating different freshman girls on to his lap. One sitting on his lap after the other. I jokingly say something to my girl like, "Look at that douce over there," and she hits me with a snide little, "He's not a douche...." Purposely trying to antagonize me. So I ask her, "Did you ever sit on his lap?" She just doesn't answer me. She starts giving me that guilty but just refuse to say it look. So I say, "OK. Watch this."

After the 3 teachers pulled me off of him that sent him away bleeding and crying in front of all the girls he was trying to impress. I got suspended. He didn't. But when I came back to school, I got so many high fives from all the guys that my hand was hurting by the end of the day.

That's not how I remember it at all. There's two sides to every story, and mine is much different.

See, I was just havin' a nice afternoon with my lovelies, soakin' in the jealousy of all the other guys, when TJ Stevens, the so-called "Crippler" comes up and suckerpunches me, unprovoked. I tried to talk him out of it, but I had no choice but to hit him with my patented Atomic Chop and send him runnin' right home to Mommy.

After that, everybody started calling me "The King of School".

[Mr. Emoticon Man, TF Fan]

Bravo on coming to your brother's aid. If someone you care about is getting ganged up on in a fight, I fail to see how lending them a hand is bad.

That said, you and your brother brought the situation on yourselves. Neither side in this situation smells of roses, even if I can respect the idea of jumping into a fight to save a brother from a beat-down.

[Tim]

Sept 19, 2008 12:45:02 GMT -5 T.J. "the Crippler" Stevens said:

Anyway, we had this kid at school. All of the guys thought he was a douche. All of the girls liked him. You know the guy. Well, one day I'm sitting around with my girlfriend and we see him alternating different freshman girls on to his lap. One sitting on his lap after the other. I jokingly say something to my girl like, "Look at that douce over there," and she hits me with a snide little, "He's not a douche...." Purposely trying to antagonize me. So I ask her, "Did you ever sit on his lap?" She just doesn't answer me. She starts giving me that guilty but just refuse to say it look. So I say, "OK. Watch this."

After the 3 teachers pulled me off of him that sent him away bleeding and crying in front of all the girls he was trying to impress. I got suspended. He didn't. But when I came back to school, I got so many high fives from all the guys that my hand was hurting by the end of the day.

Oh my lord, there is so many of those at my school. I saw one of them a few days ago wearing a shirt that said this: "I'm not a model. I just look like one." I just shook my head and thought, "You've got to be kidding me".

[BK From WV]

I have never been in a fight in my 31 years. I see your case though. If my brother was getting beat down two on one,I would step in as well. Hopefully,I never have to do that though. I'm a wimp.

[Red 'n' Black Reggie]

Sept 18, 2008 22:10:49 GMT -5 imisswwf said:

I got about 2.5 sentences into it before giving up.

Now that I think about it, I wish I got into a lot more fights when I was 12 or whatever age you are. It would have boosted my self-worth I think.

My advice: Learn a martial art like BJJ, Muay Thai, Sambo or just plain old Boxing. You will gain confidence, self worth and when such a situation appears you will know exactly what to do.

Free tip: Everybody underestimates the kick to the groin. This is streetfighting. Groin attack sets up a fatality.

Stay away from TaeKwon Do, Kung-fu and other Ninjitsu type martial arts.

jumping to taekwondo's defence, that completely revolves aroudn the form. some versions more or less replace punching with biting and gouging, with a good bit of kicking too.

as a black belt in one of the aforementioned "biting and gouging" forms, and someone who taught himself kino mutai (look it up), alot of kids asked me the ever thoughtful question "so jew reckon yer ard then?". throw in the fact that i'm a straight edger (but not a dick like most of them are), who's whole identity revolves around working class pride, and yeah, i got into quite a few scraps.

no real impressive stories, they were more or less samey.

[The Booty Disciple]

Sept 19, 2008 5:09:07 GMT -5 Non Banjoble Tokens said:

Sept 18, 2008 22:36:05 GMT -5 The Booty Disciple said:

Yeah. When people bitch about "small towns," I think I have most of 'em beat.

Not me, buddeh. The town I went to had about six hundred people in it. But don't ask how many people were in my school, because I never paid enough attention to remember.

They have crustaceans in SD? I mean, crabs, sure (I've been to the Rally before ;D), but crustaceans?

[Cranjis McBasketball]

You dropped the C-bomb, huh?

Cool.

[ChitownKnight]

When i was in 8th grade, some jackass was f***ing with me. My friends told me to stick up for my self. So i got up in his face and started pushing him. He then ended up kicking me in the groin, and we both got saturdays. Kind of a dumbass move on my part.

[T.J. "the Crippler" Stevens]

Sept 19, 2008 18:16:21 GMT -5 ChitownKnight said:

When i was in 8th grade, some jackass was f***ing with me. My friends told me to stick up for my self. So i got up in his face and started pushing him. He then ended up kicking me in the groin, and we both got saturdays. Kind of a dumbass move on my part.

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

[The Booty Disciple]

Sept 19, 2008 18:20:46 GMT -5 T.J. "the Crippler" Stevens said:

Sept 19, 2008 18:16:21 GMT -5 ChitownKnight said:

When i was in 8th grade, some jackass was f***ing with me. My friends told me to stick up for my self. So i got up in his face and started pushing him. He then ended up kicking me in the groin, and we both got saturdays. Kind of a dumbass move on my part.

Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns.

Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?

[twiggy101]

I remember in the 7th grade that me and my friends would get into fights with a native gang(I was racist back then) during recesses. They would come into our territory and both sides start taunting each other and we would start shoving. It often gets out of hand. Both sides would draw blood. I was sucker punched in the nose by one of them. I got high fives for breaking one of their arms. I got in-school suspension for 1 day.

[CM Crünk is teh 'CRAP!]

My name is Finaly and I love to fight.

[judodave]

Don't even get me started, by the time I've finished talking about the amount of times I've gotten into fights at school I'd be a hundred years old!

[FightinPhils777]

Some kid tried fighting me in gym class and I dropped him head first onto the gym floor knocking him out.