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Post by Joe Neglia on Sept 22, 2008 20:05:04 GMT -5
Even worse than "Math is hard" Barbie.
I'm a fan of Mike Mozart's JeepersMedia toy reviews on Youtube and just came across this one in his archives.
I really can't believe they sold this in stores in 1975.
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Post by Rorschach on Sept 22, 2008 20:10:23 GMT -5
Wow. Puberty Barbie. I'm stunned. Now all they really need to update this idea is teen pregnancy Skipper.
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jobber2thestars
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Buy the Simon System. You'll thank yourself.
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Post by jobber2thestars on Sept 22, 2008 20:24:00 GMT -5
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Dave at the Movies
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VINTAGE D-DAY DAVE! Always cranking dat thing.
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Sept 22, 2008 20:29:24 GMT -5
;D I'm so glad these guys won the lawsuit. LOL
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Sept 22, 2008 20:40:20 GMT -5
My GI Joe Grunt action figure would be in toy prison for statutory rape.
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He has the looks of Andre the Giant, and the strength of Barry Windham. Not to mention he's a hero to a few armadillos, a kangaroo and a small herd of bison.
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Post by Mr T L Wolf on Sept 22, 2008 20:56:48 GMT -5
I love the expression on the reviewer's face at the end, after the "...you can make her...grow yourself!" line.
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Post by gsguy on Sept 22, 2008 21:14:43 GMT -5
This guy is amazing!
I mark for the wildly masturbating Tarzan doll.
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Post by Alucard on Sept 22, 2008 22:09:41 GMT -5
Wow.
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Post by Toom E. Guci on Sept 22, 2008 22:21:11 GMT -5
They need the White Trash Barbie 3-pack, which comes complete with Jerry Springer!
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Post by Rorschach on Sept 22, 2008 22:25:21 GMT -5
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Post by Milkman Norm on Sept 22, 2008 22:35:09 GMT -5
My older sister had the watch me grow Skipper when she was a girl. Sadly the doll is long gone, along with her Mork from Ork doll.
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Post by Joe Neglia on Sept 22, 2008 22:35:58 GMT -5
question for anyone who knows this monstrosity or had one: How exactly does that work?
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Sept 22, 2008 22:36:57 GMT -5
Are you really sure you want to know that?
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Post by Milkman Norm on Sept 22, 2008 22:40:05 GMT -5
I believe you would turn one of the arms. The doll would grow an inch or so taller and breast would develop. I tried, but really there is no way to type that that doesn't read really creapy. My apologizes.
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Post by Triple Kelly on Sept 22, 2008 23:02:57 GMT -5
I have this doll. My mom used to be an avid doll collector and this is one of the rarities she picked up at a flea market.
I think you crank her arm and she'd grow boobs on her rubber chest.
I also had a pregnant doll that disappeared, most likely in shame.
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Post by Joe Neglia on Sept 22, 2008 23:23:25 GMT -5
right right, I get the concept, but not the mechanics.
Are there, for want of a better word, "stubs" inside the chest that push the chest out, or are they separate pieces that go through it or something entirely else?
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Post by Goldenbane on Sept 22, 2008 23:33:59 GMT -5
right right, I get the concept, but not the mechanics. Are there, for want of a better word, "stubs" inside the chest that push the chest out, or are they separate pieces that go through it or something entirely else? Madison, if this appears in your next comic series, I swear.... |
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Sept 22, 2008 23:34:52 GMT -5
question for anyone who knows this monstrosity or had one: How exactly does that work? See there comes a special time in girls lives, where they grow breast, made me nervous and I think there is something with bees and birds. So to answer your question I have no idea. |
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Sept 22, 2008 23:40:46 GMT -5
That's not nearly as bad as "Rectal Experimentation Barbie."
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Post by MiLo Duck on Sept 22, 2008 23:40:56 GMT -5
right right, I get the concept, but not the mechanics. Are there, for want of a better word, "stubs" inside the chest that push the chest out, or are they separate pieces that go through it or something entirely else? I'm going to assume some sort of internal locking gear system and a flexable rubber over the body. I'd still hate to meet the toy developer of this thing. ...or the guy that gave it the green light for that matter. |
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