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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Sept 29, 2008 21:33:50 GMT -5
Want to know what's funny Claw? At my store we have a lamanation machne for laminating membership cards. People actually act about like you are when I hand them the cards after they sign up.
They are like "OOOOHH, it's laminated! Look at this (whoever they are with)!". Then the other person goes "Oh, cool, lamination!" and I'm just thinking ".....yyyeeeeeeah."
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Post by Deleted on Sept 29, 2008 21:37:44 GMT -5
Want to know what's funny Claw? At my store we have a lamanation machne for laminating membership cards. People actually act about like you are when I hand them the cards after they sign up. They are like "OOOOHH, it's laminated! Look at this (whoever they are with)!". Then the other person goes "Oh, cool, lamination!" and I'm just thinking ".....yyyeeeeeeah." Want to know what's funny Deadpool? I have that ".....yyyeeeeeeah" thing going on with just about anything when I'm in my 'normal' state. Needless to say people are just thinking "yeah....he's a stoner."
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 29, 2008 21:42:11 GMT -5
But, I am made of wood. Wood does not laminate. Excuse me? LAMINATED FLOORING! Yeah, I thought so. Tch, that wood is hardly REAL wood.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 29, 2008 21:43:04 GMT -5
Excuse me? Yeah, I thought so. Tch, that wood is hardly REAL wood. But it looks sooooo good.
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Sept 29, 2008 21:43:34 GMT -5
Want to know what's funny Claw? At my store we have a lamanation machne for laminating membership cards. People actually act about like you are when I hand them the cards after they sign up. They are like "OOOOHH, it's laminated! Look at this (whoever they are with)!". Then the other person goes "Oh, cool, lamination!" and I'm just thinking ".....yyyeeeeeeah." Want to know what's funny Deadpool? I have that ".....yyyeeeeeeah" thing going on with just about anything when I'm in my 'normal' state. Needless to say people are just thinking "yeah....he's a stoner." You damn stoner! Get out of my store!
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Post by Claw died on Sept 29, 2008 21:44:06 GMT -5
Excuse me? Yeah, I thought so. Tch, that wood is hardly REAL wood. You ain't seen real wood. I have. In the future. And it's laminated.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 29, 2008 21:45:02 GMT -5
Tch, that wood is hardly REAL wood. You ain't seen real wood. I have. In the future. And it's laminated. Get your time machine out of here. It's taking up space.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 29, 2008 21:47:30 GMT -5
Want to know what's funny Deadpool? I have that ".....yyyeeeeeeah" thing going on with just about anything when I'm in my 'normal' state. Needless to say people are just thinking "yeah....he's a stoner." You damn stoner! Get out of my store! Man! That is flagrant false advertising!
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Post by Claw died on Sept 29, 2008 21:55:38 GMT -5
You ain't seen real wood. I have. In the future. And it's laminated. Get your time machine out of here. It's taking up space. Or is it?
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Post by Insomniac on Sept 29, 2008 22:02:25 GMT -5
You ain't seen real wood. I have. In the future. And it's laminated. The future, Claw?
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Post by thesam07 on Sept 29, 2008 22:13:16 GMT -5
Seriously, this thread. This thread right here. Greatest thread ever.
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Post by Spyke the Pacers Fan on Sept 30, 2008 5:06:10 GMT -5
This thread, like lamination, is the wave of the future.
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Post by Mozenrath on Sept 30, 2008 5:13:57 GMT -5
I was in a really nasty mood when I clicked this, and now I'm grinning like a... grinning thing.
Lamination is neat. I love smooth surfaces, so I particularly enjoy it.
Also, it helps pick up fingerprints to have laminated stuff.
IT HELPS FIGHT CRIME, BRUTHA!
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Post by TromboneMan on Sept 30, 2008 5:38:12 GMT -5
Suggestions for Successful Lamination Inks: (Containing wax or silicone), UV Coatings, Toners, Fuser Oil, and Aqueous Coatings can all interfere with the bonding properties between the plastic laminate and your document. These coatings prevent the film laminate from adhering properly to the base paper Solutions: Aqueous Coatings - Inform your aqueous provider of your intent to film laminate so that they can apply the proper primer to minimize bonding issues Fuser Oil - (used in hi-speed digital color copiers - Canon, Docutech, and others) produce documents that must dry a minimum of 24 hours. This allows time for the fuser oil to evaporate. Documents with heavy coverage may require a longer drying time. Using Super Stick Film, and a sealed edge or a clean/white paper border will also improve the quality of the bonding. Digital Prints - Use inks that are often heat sensitive, they could boil, and/or change color. It is highly recommended that cold or low melt laminating film be used for best results. Offset Printing - Bonds well with all film types. Single Sided Lamination: Requires a minimum 1/2 inch guide and gripper margins on all sides Small Flush Trimmed Items: (business cards, bookmarks, etc.) These should be run multiple up on a master sheet, this is the least expensive way. Cards requiring a sealed edge should be delivered cut to size. Crop Marks: Are preferred to help minimize errors when cutting down from a larger sheet. Cornering: Highly recommended when using 10 mil film, the corners are sharp and may cause injury. Scoring: Works well on 1.7, 3, and 5 mil films. Scoring is not available on 10 mil film. Thin Paper: Copies (20 to 60#) produced by high speed copiers can get wavy when laminated, this can be minimized by using heavier weight papers. For the best lamination and quickest results please provide us with a contact person, phone number and extension, and a sample that includes production method (e.g. copier, offset, digital, etc.), finish size, trim instructions, scoring positions, corner radius, drill hole size, eyelet location, guide and gripper edges and any other special instructions. Laminating is an art not a science. Please include a reasonable number of make readies or overs to meet your count That's hawt.
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Post by Claw died on Sept 30, 2008 10:05:07 GMT -5
You ain't seen real wood. I have. In the future. And it's laminated. The future, Claw? That's right, Insomniac. All the way to the year 2000.
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Sept 30, 2008 10:48:32 GMT -5
I shall defeat this evil with my ...
*Gets covered in shiny plastic*
Damn it!!! I've been Laminated!!!
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Post by "Sweet & Sour" ImSoFudginGreat on Sept 30, 2008 11:25:54 GMT -5
I broke a laminator today.
Now I fear the Laminatord will come after me.
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Post by Claw died on Sept 30, 2008 18:51:57 GMT -5
I broke a laminator today. Now I fear the Laminatord will come after me. You mean Laminatron! That's globs of hot plastic coming out of it's hands. Also, yes I stole, and laminated Voltron.
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Post by hypnoticgenes on Sept 30, 2008 22:29:16 GMT -5
I want to keep my sig fresh, any ideas?
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Post by Claw died on Sept 30, 2008 22:40:47 GMT -5
BOOM! Hella lens flare!
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