littlenaitch
Dennis Stamp
Stylin' and Profilin'
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Post by littlenaitch on Sept 29, 2008 18:44:18 GMT -5
After the match, littlenaitch rolls back into the ring and sneaks up on the evil one with the blow torch and sets evil on fire!! Littlenaitch then climbs out of the ring and heads back towards the locker room laughing all the way back.
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Dave at the Movies
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
VINTAGE D-DAY DAVE! Always cranking dat thing.
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Sept 29, 2008 18:50:31 GMT -5
WWCF 24/1 Hardcore Championship DEATH MATCH
The Tank
VS
Tyfo85
FIRST TO SIX VOTES
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Above Average
Wade Wilson
Being Held Down by the Man and Several "Women"
Old School Tope Con Fiveo!!!
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Post by Above Average on Sept 29, 2008 18:51:12 GMT -5
Runs down and hits Tyfo with a Singapore cane!
That's a vote for the Real Hardcore champ, The Tank!
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Post by The Tank on Sept 29, 2008 18:51:42 GMT -5
And remember, 'Crappers, a vote for The Tank is a vote AGAINST the Sam08 Family.
Make the right choice.
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Doley.
ALF
Ted> you.
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Post by Doley. on Sept 29, 2008 18:52:32 GMT -5
the tank with an inverted poke.
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littlenaitch
Dennis Stamp
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Post by littlenaitch on Sept 29, 2008 18:53:04 GMT -5
Littlenaitch runs back out, spins The Tank around, kicks in the gut, a huge ddt to the canvas!!
Tyfo
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Post by strykerdarksilence on Sept 29, 2008 18:53:40 GMT -5
Tanky McTankerson
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Post by thesam07 on Sept 29, 2008 18:53:55 GMT -5
(this is after this match currently, ignore until such time) (ring is cleared) (a scale is set in the middle of the ring with the words "Tromboneweight Sclaes" wirtten on them)
Fink - The following contest is set for one fall and it is for the Tromoneweight Championship!
Making his way to the ring, accompinied by his manager, The Sam08. Weighing in at 255 lb and 6 ounces, and the NEW money in the bank winner, TromboneMan!
The Sam08 - First off, WOOO! WE'RE THE MITB WINNER! WE DID IT! WOOOOO!!!! Now, who is man enough to dare take on TromboneMan for the greatest title in WWCF history? Who is the first opponent dare you ask? Well get ready, history is about to be made.
( a short, fat man wearing a mask and cape comes from behind the curtain) The Sam08 - Making his way to the ring! From Mexico, he's a champion in every promotion he's been in! He's the heart of mexico, el Senor!
Tony Schiavnone - What is this? How did that man qualify for the Tromboneweight Title? J.R. - This is a joke. This has got to be a joke. Heenan - Didn't you hear? He's a champion in every promotion he's been in?
The Sam08 - Now, el Senor. Please step on these scales
(el Senor steps on the scales) (The Sam looks at the weight)
The Sam08 - Meh, I guess he's the right weight limit. Ok, ring the bell.
*ding-ding*
el Senor turns around. He's about ready to lock up with TromboneMan. The Sam08 then wacks el Senor with the Title belt. TromboneMan lists up el Senor and hits the "C Note" on el Senor. He places one foot on el Senors chest for the 1 - 2 - 3.
The Sam08 - The winner and STILL TROMBONEWEIGHT CHAMPION! TROMBONEMAN!!!
Tony - What a joke. That man was defenceless and it looked like he had no idea what he was doing. Lets just go to the next match, this is appalling.
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Post by Tyfo on Sept 29, 2008 18:56:36 GMT -5
And remember, 'Crappers, a vote for The Tank is a vote AGAINST the Sam08 Family.
Make the right choice. And remember, a vote for The Tank is a vote for a guy who can't accept when his reign is over and has to keep hanging on for to long.
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Post by The Tank on Sept 29, 2008 18:58:59 GMT -5
And remember, 'Crappers, a vote for The Tank is a vote AGAINST the Sam08 Family.
Make the right choice. And remember, a vote for The Tank is a vote for a guy who can't accept when his reign is over and has to keep hanging on for to long.It isn't "not accepting that my reign's over" when the rules were changed during my reign without my consent. I suggested more fair rules, and he basically said "F*** You" and changed the rules. Luckily, we came to working terms. Hell, he's lucky that The Tank didn't quit the damn league. The Tank just loves this league too much to want that, so he was willing to acquiesce to this match.And I totally spelled acquiesce wrong, didn't I?
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littlenaitch
Dennis Stamp
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Post by littlenaitch on Sept 29, 2008 18:59:58 GMT -5
yes you did
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 29, 2008 19:00:31 GMT -5
Okay, just to speed this up a bit:
The Tank with a weapon shot of some sort.
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Dave at the Movies
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
VINTAGE D-DAY DAVE! Always cranking dat thing.
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Sept 29, 2008 19:00:40 GMT -5
4-1 Tank
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Dave at the Movies
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
VINTAGE D-DAY DAVE! Always cranking dat thing.
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Sept 29, 2008 19:05:41 GMT -5
okay i'll be back so don't worry if this match ends and I don't get back with the next one right away.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 29, 2008 19:09:12 GMT -5
Tyfo gets my vote
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 29, 2008 19:09:30 GMT -5
4-2.
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Post by strykerdarksilence on Sept 29, 2008 19:10:54 GMT -5
*Breaks beer bottle over his head*
I want you take a look at the glass sticking out of my head Justice and Providence and remember one thing. This match is the most important match of me and Milo's run brother! Me and Milo are going to meet you in the ring, and bring the fight to you!
There is an old saying, "Saddle up your pony". Listen to me J&P, you think we're just getting started? Saddle your pony! J&P, it is showdown time, and showdown time? You bet! And we ain't even saddled our ponies yet!Credit the Man Roddy Piper for that promo
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 29, 2008 19:11:59 GMT -5
So, Cthulu and Jim are from New Zealand?
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Post by strykerdarksilence on Sept 29, 2008 19:15:55 GMT -5
So, Cthulu and Jim are from New Zealand? Wherever they're from, they're not man enough to wear a kilt!
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Post by thesam07 on Sept 29, 2008 19:16:58 GMT -5
So, Cthulu and Jim are from New Zealand? Wherever they're from, they're not man enough to wear a kilt! IT'S A SKIRT!
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