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Post by aka Cthulhu on Sept 22, 2008 10:27:16 GMT -5
*the monkey lands on my face for a few seconds, then jumps away in fear*
*tilts head to the side slightly, smiling as I stare at General of the Monkey Army.*
OOC: As usual, no one seems interested in the hardcore title during the morning.
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Post by General Adam on Sept 22, 2008 10:29:38 GMT -5
*the monkey lands on my face for a few seconds, then jumps away in fear* *tilts head slightly, smiling as I look at General of the Monkey Army.* OOC: As usual, no one seems interested in the hardcore title during the morning. *Stares at Providence while holding the scared monkey* [glow=red,2,300]You scared my monkey so I gonna hurt ya. You and me tonight hardcore match![/glow]
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Post by Big BosskMan on Sept 22, 2008 10:34:28 GMT -5
*Picks himself up and grabs 4 Coronas from concessions for himself and Godz... After drinking them down, looks over at Godz and says "you want to stomp these smurfers like downtown Toyko?"*
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Sept 22, 2008 10:35:11 GMT -5
Unfortunately, I already have a match tonight, so right now is the best chance you'll get to prove yourself to the WWCF roster. You have two choices; fight me, or pin Buggy now to get the hardcore championship belt. Either way, I apologize for scaring your pet hamster.
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Post by General Adam on Sept 22, 2008 10:38:04 GMT -5
Unfortunately, I already have a match tonight, so right now is the best chance you'll get to prove yourself to the WWCF roster. You have two choices; fight me, or pin Buggy now to get the hardcore championship belt. Either way, I apologize for scaring your pet hamster. *Stares at Providence. Lays an elbow onto Buggy. Pins him. Stands up and holds the WWCF hardcore title.* [glow=red,2,300]We will meet another day.[/glow]
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Sept 22, 2008 10:44:38 GMT -5
O-kay!
*takes a roll of bubblegum-tape from his pocket, chews on it for several seconds before taking it out and sticking all of it on Buggy's hair.*
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Post by General Adam on Sept 22, 2008 11:39:27 GMT -5
*Watches Providence put the gum on Buggy.*
You are a strange man. Come monkey we must get ready to deafened the Hardcore title.
*The monkey climbs onto my shoulders and we leave.*
My song.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2008 12:00:16 GMT -5
*Outside the aren*
"So, once again, it's Monday. A day of pain... for the WWCF roster. Tonight, two of the most vile creatures in the WWCF will square off to decide who goes to GookerMania to face Stryker Duck Silence.
Providence, I'v kept my word up to this point. I haven't attacked you, and you haven't attacked me. I'm showing you respect because you've earned it. You've been here since day one and you've already tangled with the best the WWCF has to offer. You've been Hardcore Champion. You've battled with The Tank. You had a thrilling match with Starshine. You definitely deserve respect. But when the bell rings, respect or not, you're just another one of my opponents, and everybody knows what I do to my opponents.
I sincerely wish you the best of luck, as yo will need it.
Now, on to other business. TheSam08 Family. I know you guys are still bitter over last week. You're embarrased. You shouldn't be. You weren't facing any old ordinary man. You were facing the personafication of Evil, the masked doctor of doom, Evil Masked wordlifeecw.
I know you guys are upset over not being in the Tag Title Match. Well, get over it. In the WWCF, we make our own oppertunities. You guys want to get back on track do something about, instead of crying to D-Dayve when things don't go your way.
And, to my future GookerMania opponents, Styker Duck Silence, you will learn what eveybody else already knows. Evil isn't just a fancy nickname... it's a way of life. *Evil laugh*"
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Above Average
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Post by Above Average on Sept 22, 2008 12:05:03 GMT -5
*Bashes General of the Monkey Army in the head with a frying pan. Covers 1-2-3!*
Newwwwwww Hardcore Champion: The Artist Formerly Known as Above Average!
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Post by General Adam on Sept 22, 2008 12:12:23 GMT -5
*Gets up slowly.*
I'll get you for this Tafka. And believe me you won't see it coming.
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Post by thesam07 on Sept 22, 2008 14:28:38 GMT -5
(we cut to the ring where we see The Sam08, TromboneMan and a weight scale. TromboneMan's music is playing.)
Dusty Rhodes - What the wooble wobble, pibble pabble is going on here? Tony Schiavone - I have no idea, and where did you come from exactly Dusty? Dusty - I came in on a Bicycle! Tony - The Sam08 is about to speak.
The Sam08 - Now all week long you have been hearing me talk about how The Sam08 Family WILL be champions. Well look no further, because since no "champions" want to give The Family a title shot I, along with some japanese investors, have decided to create our own TITLE! (pyro goes off, "One Vision" begings playing, a title belt descends from the celing. The title has a trombone in the middle of it and the words "Trombone Weight Champion") (Music stops, The Sam08 grabs the title) Ladies and Gentlemen, THIS is the newest title up for grabs in WWCF. This is the WWCF Trombone Weight Championship. Now usually titles are awarded via a round robin tournament. However since this is the greatest title ever I shall award this to the greatest wrestler ever, TromboneMan. (The Sam08 places the TromboneWeight title around TromboneMans waist, TromboneMan grabs another microphone) TromboneMan - This is a great honor. Thankyou The Sam, domo arigoto to the Japanese investors and most importantly thankyou to my loyal fans (boos reign dorwn from the crowd) But may I ask The Sam, what makes this from any other title in WWCF? The Sam08 - Great question. You see, the only way to win this title is by pinfall, submission, Oh and you have to WEIGH THE EXACT SAME AMOUNT AS TROMBONEMAN! This isn't the Tromboneweight title for nothing. Also if you just happed to bethe exact weight as Trmboneman, the challenger CAN be DQ'd. However TromboneMan can NOt be DQ'd. Now let us see how much TromboneMan weighs. (TromboneMan steps on the scales, The Sam08 reads the weight) 255 lbs, 6 ounces. Now since these are MY scales in order to contend for Trombones title you have to ask ME or Tromobone either in the the middle of this ring or from through PM in which we will weigh you. However this title is not up fr grabs tonight as myself and TromboneMan have some celebrating to do. Thankyou and god bless.
(The Sam08 and Tromboneman leave the arena)
Tony - Now how is that fair? You agve to weigh 255 lbs 6 ounces in order to be a champion? Jim Ross - Well I don't know about you Tony but this will create some buff, tough mean looking contenders.
(I won't be in for the rest of NiteRaw, s if you want a title shot for GookerMania PM me)
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Post by General Adam on Sept 22, 2008 14:35:16 GMT -5
*Hits Tafka with a steel chair while he is going to the bathroom. Pins him. 1-2-3.*
Victory!
*runs*
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Post by Cyborg Franky on Sept 22, 2008 14:36:16 GMT -5
"Okay.... who the hell hit me with a bleeping brick...." Buggy growled as he carries holds onto the belt tightly.
"I'm planning to continue holding you tonight, and retain for Gookermania.... Then I show Tank, that I am the true Clown Prince of Hardcore." Buggy said as he saw the newbie.
"Hey newbie, if you want to join a real group of people. Then join me and we can show them all that they shouldn't screw with us."
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Post by General Adam on Sept 22, 2008 14:38:02 GMT -5
"Okay.... who the hell hit me with a bleeping brick...." Buggy growled as he carries holds onto the belt tightly. "I'm planning to continue holding you tonight, and retain for Gookermania.... Then I show Tank, that I am the true Clown Prince of Hardcore." Buggy said as he saw the newbie. "Hey newbie, if you want to join a real group of people. Then join me and we can show them all that they shouldn't screw with us." *Stares at Buggy. Smiles. Extends hand* Sounds fun Buggy.
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Post by Cyborg Franky on Sept 22, 2008 14:39:13 GMT -5
"Indeed, it will. hehe"
-shakes the hands of General of the Monkey Army-
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Post by General Adam on Sept 22, 2008 15:00:55 GMT -5
Now that we got that out of the way me and Buggy here are going to a hell of a lot of damage to the WWCF baby. Because you got me the General and the Hardcore clown Buggy. Speaking of hardcore, Buggy I want you to have this.
*Hands over the WWCF hardcore belt*
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Post by littlenaitch on Sept 22, 2008 15:10:14 GMT -5
*Sneaks up behind The General and Buggy with a tire iron and nails them both real hard. Pins Buggy for the one, two, three to become the new Hardcore Champion!
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Post by Cyborg Franky on Sept 22, 2008 15:21:00 GMT -5
-grabs littlenaitch's balls of gold and made him submit from the pain-
Hardcore Champion again.
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Sept 22, 2008 16:11:28 GMT -5
Okay the first post has been updated and the roster bios have all been updated.
Monday NiteRaw will start at 6:00PM Central American time.
Here is the card for tonight.
Double Main Event World Title Tournament Semifinals Bob Schlapowitz V. MiLo Duck "Polish Hammers Match" Amigo V. Madman Szalinski
Uncle Seth's Neighborhood: Special Guest will be winner of the Evil Masked wordlifeecw VS Cthulhu aka Providence
Tag Team Contender's Tournament Final Monster VS Monster Evil Masked wordlifeecw V. Providence
Mr. D-Day Dave has some surprise and general announcements
One Doley Nation V. Starshine
littleniatch VS "Ace Reporter" Motor-Colt
Tyfo85 VS TAFKA
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Post by Tyfo on Sept 22, 2008 16:39:08 GMT -5
*A white van pulls up outside and two men in white coats step out. They unlock the back doors and Tyfo steps out*
Ah, it's nice to be back out walking free again. I told you all that when I was free, nothing but pain would be the result and anyone foolish enough to step in front of me would suffer.
TAFKA, you have made that mistake. You have stepped into my path. You have stepped into The Sam08 Family's path. And as of now, anyone who steps in the Family's way, has to deal with me. And let's just say, after a week in an asylum, I'm not afraid of pain anymore. And I'm certainly not afraid of you. TAFKA you will suffer, just like everyone who kept the Southwest Connection out of the Tag Team title match at GookerMania will suffer. Have a good night!
*picks up his blow torch and walks into the building*
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