Worst thing you've said to someone

[aka Cthulhu]

A few weeks ago methinks I saw a thread here about the worst things someone has said to the crappers, and that made me kinda curious. I'm sure none of us are saints here, so I'm pretty sure we've said some pretty bad things to our enemies/friends, and if you're not uncomfortable with it, then post it here.

Of course, this may get banned before anything happens, and if it does, my apologies for my curiosity.

[willywonka666]

what I've said is certainly against the rules. I don't regret it though. If someone pisses me off, I go extreme on them with my retorts to the point that they don't even wanna try to come back with anything-but I don't think I've ever regretted anything

[Joe Neglia]

"You're not my father. Never were, never will be. You're just some man, and barely one at that."

Also, the best thing I've said to someone.

[aka Cthulhu]

To a guy: "Yeah, you must be pretty famous among the women with that eight-feet deep vagina you have."

There's no doubt in my mind that what I've said was extremely sexist, and I pretty much knew it back then. I even had one minute to think about what I should say since the fight was online. And yes, my life is so peaceful that my worst fight with someone is online.

In real life, however, when I was a wee lad of 9, I called my sister (who was about 13) a bitch over an argument about pizza.

[SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman]

"What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling incoherent response were you even CLOSE to ANYTHING that could be considered a rational thought. And everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

Or maybe it wasn't actually me who said this but a game show compère who said it to Billy Madison, I forget.

More seriously, I don't remember saying anything exaggeratedly mean to somebody, and I definitely never said anything I regret. I did say mean things to people, but only when they deserved it.

[Klutch]

Told someone they were the biggest waste of sperm on the planet.

[thesam07]

"Congratulations on being able to stand on your hind legs"
(I didn't mean for it to sound mean, but I did regret it later on.)

Oct 8, 2008 7:15:07 GMT -5 Joe Neglia said:

"You're not my father. Never were, never will be. You're just some man, and barely one at that."

Also, the best thing I've said to someone.

I was upset and confused when you said it to me though.

[default]

I told my brother I hope he got AIDS one day we were arguing a few years back. We said basically everything to each other, but a little while later he found he had gotten Hep C from his girlfriend.

[jamofpearls]

When I worked at this women's clothing store in Nashville, there was this huge nasty bitch that got caught trying to steal. She came from the back, and shouted something nasty at me, so i told her "ILL GLADLY CURB STOMP YER UGLY ASS, UNTIL I HAVE TO SCRAPE GRAY MATTER OFF MY BOOT, YA BITCH"
There was another time, when i worked at a wireless phone booth in Nashville, and this guy was complaining about his phone sucking, and was verbally threatening me while i was selling someone else a phone. He was saying he wanted to kick my ass and what not. His very embarrassed family was in tow. I finally walked over to him, and said "the mall closes at 9, when I get off, if you're outside those doors, i'm going to kick the shit out of you in front of your family, and shove that phone up your ass."

[G✇JI☈A]

I tend to be careful when I'm angry at people. I want them to know I'm angry at them but I don't want to hit below the belt with a insensitive comment.

But one time a couple of months back. It's football related. Well anyway The Hawks had a rare loss to the Richmond Tigers in a bit of an upset. So I was in a bad mood and on the way back to the car someone in a Tiger's scarf shouted 'Yeah Hawks Suck!!!!'. So I turned and shouted:

'The Tigers are underachieving losers. And they will not make the finals this year unlike the Hawks!'

Doesn't sound that bad. Well it turns out the person I yelled it too was 6 years old.

[Bo Rida]

A guys wife just left him and the kids a few weeks ago, we go out and he orders a pint of Stella Artois, a colleague makes a crack about it being nicknamed wife-beater and him going home to beat-up his wife, guy looks sad and re-tells his wife leaving story, there's a very awkward pause, I break tension by saying "yeah he just abuses himself now", what the hell was I thinking?

[Mattification]

When I was 11 I told a girl I knew that I thought she was 'ugly as f***'. I still feel sick when I think about it.

[Loki]

Does telling a guy "you're a wanker [in the physical meaning of the word] and a loser" in front of 100 schoolmates count as bad thing?

Other than that, I once said some mean words to my dad, but those had to be said... In hindsight "frustrated piece of crap" could have been delivered with a more careful wording, but whatever...

[Avalanche Alvarez]

I don't like your cuffs.
I don't like your cuffs, I don't like your cuffs, I don't like your cuffs.

[The Divan Kopile]

Oh no, thread.


You are not tricking me into getting banned, no sir.

[Boy And His Machine Gun]

I wished death on someone. Two days later I hear they've died in a car crash. It was a weird couple of days.

[darthalexander]

I try to keep nasty things to myself...no matter how angry I get I won't let it out. I should have sometimes though.

My family are experts at nasty horrible things. They've said things that I couldn't repeat here because the site won't allow it.

[Baixo Astral]

No, you can't sit there, nobody here likes you.

Simple and clean, and horrible.

[the threadkiller]

We're not friends, you're dead to me, in fact from here on out you never even existed. (to an ex, after I found out she had two other guys on the side and then wanted to try to "work things out")

[icansleep]

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust; Kip, you're dead to us.