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Post by erisi236 on Oct 12, 2008 21:20:05 GMT -5
Just watching those Final Destination movies today and it must really suck to live in a World were cars are loaded with tons of TNT, Subway trains travel at 400 MPH and bolts either fly off the hinges at the slightest bump or lock up to such a degree that HHH himself couldn't move them. Of course it might also be a hoot to die when a marble rolls off a table bumps into a cat which then runs into a electric fence at the exact moment Pluto and Mars are aligned which causes you to have a stroke and fall into a truck that happens to be hauling a vat of molten hot fudge.  |
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Post by Throwback on Oct 12, 2008 21:23:57 GMT -5
I thought the same thing. But it was more like. Damn! death want's them bad. Especialy the football player in part 3
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Post by Sickfit, King Of The Fits on Oct 12, 2008 22:18:34 GMT -5
I'd spite Death and just kill myself. Take that for fate, you skinny sunofabitch!
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Post by The_ripoff_artist on Oct 12, 2008 22:35:47 GMT -5
What the movies just show that no matter what. You can't escape death.
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Oct 12, 2008 22:42:59 GMT -5
It would also suck to have "death" be so obsessed with killing you in wacky ways, instead of just giving you a heart attack or something.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Oct 12, 2008 22:44:12 GMT -5
There NEEDS to be a hotel chain called Final Destination.
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Oct 12, 2008 22:45:36 GMT -5
That would just inspire confidence in the customer $lim.
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Post by Michael Coello on Oct 12, 2008 22:46:47 GMT -5
I hate those damn movies. We don't need no damn "Mousetrap" style of death for this. I wanna see Death go face to face with someone, Castlevania style!
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Post by The Wraith on Oct 12, 2008 22:46:52 GMT -5
There NEEDS to be a hotel chain called Final Destination. They'll close it down the moment the news reports a death... "a man was found hanging from the ceiling by a wire in his room today. It's being ruled a suicide, although there was evidence of a struggle" |
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Post by The QC Loser on Oct 12, 2008 22:51:13 GMT -5
I'd spite Death and just kill myself. Take that for fate, you skinny sunofabitch! One guy tries that in the second one and the gun doesn't got off no matter how may times he pulls the trigger. I have also always wondered why death just doens't have them die in their sleep or something. Why all the crazy crap |
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Post by the threadkiller on Oct 12, 2008 22:54:14 GMT -5
I'd spite Death and just kill myself. Take that for fate, you skinny sunofabitch! One guy tries that in the second one and the gun doesn't got off no matter how may times he pulls the trigger. I have also always wondered why death just doens't have them die in their sleep or something. Why all the crazy crap Cause death has to teach those kids a lesson for trying to, you know, stay alive and stuff. |
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Oct 12, 2008 22:54:38 GMT -5
I'd spite Death and just kill myself. Take that for fate, you skinny sunofabitch! One guy tries that in the second one and the gun doesn't got off no matter how may times he pulls the trigger. I have also always wondered why death just doens't have them die in their sleep or something. Why all the crazy crap Wait, wait... death... wants to kill them... but doesn't just because they are pulling the trigger. Either way death gets them! That makes no sense! |
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Post by The QC Loser on Oct 12, 2008 22:56:03 GMT -5
One guy tries that in the second one and the gun doesn't got off no matter how may times he pulls the trigger. I have also always wondered why death just doens't have them die in their sleep or something. Why all the crazy crap Wait, wait... death... wants to kill them... but doesn't just because they are pulling the trigger. Either way death gets them! That makes no sense! It was a response to his post about just killing himself to stick it to death. One guy tries it but death basically says "the hell with you we are doing it my way" |
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Post by The Wraith on Oct 12, 2008 22:56:18 GMT -5
One guy tries that in the second one and the gun doesn't got off no matter how may times he pulls the trigger. I have also always wondered why death just doens't have them die in their sleep or something. Why all the crazy crap Wait, wait... death... wants to kill them... but doesn't just because they are pulling the trigger. Either way death gets them! That makes no sense! There's a design.....and Death will not interrupt the design simply because a kid wants to end his life already. When it's time to die....he'll die. |
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Oct 12, 2008 22:56:52 GMT -5
There NEEDS to be a hotel chain called Final Destination. They'll close it down the moment the news reports a death... "a man was found hanging from the ceiling by a wire in his room today. It's being ruled a suicide, although there was evidence of a struggle" Get Tom Bodett to do the radio commercials and it'll stay in bidness. |
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Post by Jay Peas 42 on Oct 12, 2008 22:56:57 GMT -5
I hate those damn movies. We don't need no damn "Mousetrap" style of death for this. I wanna see Death go face to face with someone, Castlevania style! I hear he's amiable to games of Chess. |
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Post by erisi236 on Oct 12, 2008 22:57:23 GMT -5
Death also like to be so mysterious that when it finally strikes you have no idea why.
"Who was sitting next to you on that coaster?"
"This Asian chick here who we've seen for 10 seconds throughout the film."
*impaled*
"Oh, sucks to be her, moving on then."
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Post by The QC Loser on Oct 12, 2008 22:57:50 GMT -5
Of course another thing that always kind of bugged me about those movies is that when you're watching a horror movie or whatever you are supposed to be rooting for the kids to get away and defeat the killer/monster whatever. Well there is no way to defeat death, you die no matter what. So it just seems like ok whatever they die no matter what no struggle. I know none of that probably made sense.
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Oct 12, 2008 23:00:18 GMT -5
Wait, wait... death... wants to kill them... but doesn't just because they are pulling the trigger. Either way death gets them! That makes no sense! It was a response to his post about just killing himself to stick it to death. One guy tries it but death basically says "the hell with you we are doing it my way" I know. I mean that makes no sense in the movie. |
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Post by Michael Coello on Oct 12, 2008 23:00:36 GMT -5
I hate those damn movies. We don't need no damn "Mousetrap" style of death for this. I wanna see Death go face to face with someone, Castlevania style! I hear he's amiable to games of Chess. I would actually go to the theatre and see the next movie if the ending had the remaining people facing Death and they go Bogus Journey on it, with Death and those kids playing Twister and Battleship and Clue. |
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