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Post by The Tank on Jul 30, 2008 12:04:16 GMT -5
Wait, she's not signing them "Dirty Dirty" anymore? Has she in fact turned her back on her past... and someone's helping her move on and matu-- OH SWEET MOTHER OF GOD SHE'S COMING BACK AS JERICHO'S NEW VALET NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Jul 30, 2008 12:06:06 GMT -5
That would have been funny if Ashley was the new Raw GM! She could pass a new law that all wrestlers have to wear fishnet sleeves.
stay punk, xoxoxoxoxoxoxox
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Post by Back to being Cenanuff on Jul 30, 2008 12:16:26 GMT -5
She Oves us? What does that even mean?!?!?! Her ovaries are full of love for everyone. You know, I was at the store the other day, and I saw a thing called an "Ove Glove". It's for taking stuff out of the oven. Maybe she's advertising those, now. What's a butt hing?
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Post by Jay Peas 42 on Jul 30, 2008 12:19:39 GMT -5
So, who's smarter, Work Ashley or Kayfaybe Old Maria?
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Post by Sumbody Gon' Get Dey Kneelift on Jul 30, 2008 12:24:29 GMT -5
I'm just glad she got that hug weight off her shoulders.
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Post by The Genesis of KoOS on Jul 30, 2008 12:30:46 GMT -5
I'm just glad she got that hug weight off her shoulders. Yeah those damn hugs make you gain an ungodly amount of weight. That is why I'm now a handshake only person...
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Post by Back to being Cenanuff on Jul 30, 2008 12:35:06 GMT -5
Say what you will about her, she's the perfect person to take dictation from Tony Atlas.
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Post by Cactus Jack on Jul 30, 2008 12:36:22 GMT -5
It's good news that whatever medication her daughter is taking is working.
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Post by Jeff on Jul 30, 2008 12:37:13 GMT -5
WWE: DO NOT BRING HER BACK, SHE IS USELESS WWE BRING HER BACK! SHE IS USEFUL
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Post by Welfare Willis on Jul 30, 2008 12:44:36 GMT -5
WWE: DO NOT BRING HER BACK, SHE IS USELESS WWE BRING HER BACK! SHE IS FULL OF CANDY Fixed.
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I've been found out!
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Jul 30, 2008 13:09:16 GMT -5
Shut up, go away, don't come back you untalented STD riddled banshee. I take it that you feel that your $25,000 was not spent wisely?
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Post by Murf on Jul 30, 2008 13:29:07 GMT -5
Ashley Massaro is 14 years old.
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Red Sonic My Ass
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Post by MCMGM on Jul 30, 2008 13:36:31 GMT -5
Wait, she's not signing them "Dirty Dirty" anymore? Has she in fact turned her back on her past... and someone's helping her move on and matu-- OH SWEET MOTHER OF GOD SHE'S COMING BACK AS JERICHO'S NEW VALET NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!Double TKO right there.
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Post by casualobserver on Jul 30, 2008 13:37:09 GMT -5
Her ovaries are full of love for everyone. You know, I was at the store the other day, and I saw a thing called an "Ove Glove". It's for taking stuff out of the oven. Maybe she's advertising those, now. What's a butt hing? C'mon. We know Ashley can't spell. Give the girl a break. She clearly meant "butt hinges" and has apparently been building furniture during her time off.
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Post by Shy Guy on Jul 30, 2008 13:58:42 GMT -5
she'll be back soon?
i thought she was released this month?
they can't bring her back before the 90days are up... can they?
her logic hurts my brain more than her grammar errors.
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Post by Peeetah on Jul 30, 2008 13:59:07 GMT -5
Shut up, go away, don't come back you untalented STD riddled banshee. I take it that you feel that your $25,000 was not spent wisely? The woman had super crabs! Actual crabs you would find in the ocan clambering about her pubic hair.
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Post by Widow's Peak on Jul 30, 2008 14:15:15 GMT -5
Well, I'm happy that Ashley's daughter is doing okay.
However, I think that we'll see the release of Chinese Democracy and Kurt Angle's MMA debut before we ever see Ashley back in WWE.
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Post by 01010010 01101001 01100011 on Jul 30, 2008 14:26:14 GMT -5
Glad that her personal life is getting sorted out. That said, I don't want to see her back anytime soon.
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Post by vampyur on Jul 30, 2008 14:27:43 GMT -5
"My God, Don...that's the WWE Diva formerly known as Ashley Massaro. What's SHE doing in the Impact Zone??" *Don West pulls out a check* West: ME!!! GEM MINT TEN!
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Post by Lazy peon on Jul 30, 2008 14:44:38 GMT -5
Dammit.
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