Nr1Humanoid
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Post by Nr1Humanoid on Nov 3, 2008 17:24:28 GMT -5
The worst thing that ever happened to me was on Christmas. Oh, God. It was so horrible. It was Christmas Eve. I was 9 years old. Me and Mom were decorating the tree, waiting for Dad to come home from work. A couple hours went by. Dad wasn't home. So Mom called the office. No answer. Christmas Day came and went, and still nothing. So the police began a search. Four or five days went by. Neither one of us could eat or sleep. Everything was falling apart. It was snowing outside. The house was freezing, so I went to try to light up the fire. That's when I noticed the smell. The firemen came and broke through the chimney top. And me and Mom were expecting them to pull out a dead cat or a bird. And instead they pulled out my father. He was dressed in a Santa Claus suit. He'd been climbing down the chimney... his arms loaded with presents. He was gonna surprise us. He slipped and broke his neck. He died instantly. And that's how I found out there was no Santa Claus.
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The_ripoff_artist
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Post by The_ripoff_artist on Nov 3, 2008 17:28:02 GMT -5
You never can tell. There just might be a Gremlin in there! *Cue Gremlins theme.
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Post by Gopher Mod on Nov 3, 2008 17:30:12 GMT -5
You never can tell. There just might be a Gremlin in there! *Cue Gremlins theme. Dude, that's absolutely tasteless and a very unneeded comment.
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Post by Mozenrath on Nov 3, 2008 17:31:57 GMT -5
You never can tell. There just might be a Gremlin in there! *Cue Gremlins theme. Dude, that's absolutely tasteless and a very unneeded comment. I kind of figured the original post was kidding, but life is stranger than fiction, so I have no idea. The original poster would have to confirm or deny it.
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Post by Insomniac on Nov 3, 2008 17:33:06 GMT -5
Dude, that's absolutely tasteless and a very unneeded comment. Someone needs to watch "Gremlins".
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Post by biff on Nov 3, 2008 17:33:36 GMT -5
You never can tell. There just might be a Gremlin in there! *Cue Gremlins theme. Dude, that's absolutely tasteless and a very unneeded comment. OP is quoting stuff from the movie Gremlins.
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Post by CM Dazz on Nov 3, 2008 17:34:37 GMT -5
You never can tell. There just might be a Gremlin in there! *Cue Gremlins theme. Dude, that's absolutely tasteless and a very unneeded comment. That's not a true story man, just relax.
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Post by Gopher Mod on Nov 3, 2008 17:38:35 GMT -5
Ya know, I don't follow movies that much.
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Post by The_ripoff_artist on Nov 3, 2008 17:41:33 GMT -5
Ya know, I don't follow movies that much. Well you should before you jump down some ones ass about something.
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Post by Convoy on Nov 3, 2008 17:43:40 GMT -5
I almost died laughing at the serious comment.
Speaking of Gremlins, did anyone else find the red-head from the sequel amazingly hot?
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Post by simplydurhamcalling on Nov 3, 2008 17:46:00 GMT -5
Ya know, I don't follow movies that much. Well you should before you jump down some ones ass about something. Maybe the OP could've made it a little clearer, oh well it's done with now. And yeah I found the redhead incredibly hot when I was younger. Not so much now. Girls smoking is a major put off to me these days.
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Post by T.J. "the Crippler" Stevens on Nov 3, 2008 17:48:00 GMT -5
I almost died laughing at the serious comment. Speaking of Gremlins, did anyone else find the red-head from the sequel amazingly hot? Alongside Phoebe Cates? No chance. Maybe if she rid herself of all the make-up and cigarettes I'd be on your side. I don't know if I've ever seen her in anything else. I'll have to check on that.
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Post by The_ripoff_artist on Nov 3, 2008 17:50:02 GMT -5
The Op didnt haveto make it clearer that was almost word for word the speech from the movie.
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Post by Citizen Snips on Nov 3, 2008 17:52:28 GMT -5
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Post by simplydurhamcalling on Nov 3, 2008 17:53:52 GMT -5
Yes but many people might not have seen it. All he had to do was put a pic of Gremlins or just say I love Gremlins. Something along those lines.
There's an Anchorman thread similar to this which in no way could be taken the wrong way like this one has been and that has a pic of one of the character's in the first message. It just helps. Anyway it's cleared up now so it's finished with.
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Post by T.J. "the Crippler" Stevens on Nov 3, 2008 18:09:58 GMT -5
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The_ripoff_artist
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Post by The_ripoff_artist on Nov 3, 2008 18:14:37 GMT -5
mmmmmmmmm miss. cates *waits to get reported to the mods for saying mmmm miss.cates*
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Post by Goldenbane on Nov 3, 2008 18:15:00 GMT -5
I loved the sequel where they had Pheobe whine about Abe Lincoln's birthday! LOL!
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Nr1Humanoid
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Post by Nr1Humanoid on Nov 3, 2008 18:17:59 GMT -5
This was always meant as a Gremlins thread. It was made for those who'd seen the film. Spelling it out is no fun.
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Post by T.J. "the Crippler" Stevens on Nov 3, 2008 18:20:51 GMT -5
I loved the sequel where they had Pheobe whine about Abe Lincoln's birthday! LOL! I love when movies are aware of their own absurdity
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