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Post by Tehboobz wants Ewa Sonnett on Nov 8, 2008 1:25:37 GMT -5
The Great White shark gets my vote for the sea animal most likely to f*** you right up. As far as land creatures go....I have yet to meet any man alive that wants a part of a wolverine, or a badger.
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Post by cheeseisgood on Nov 8, 2008 1:25:56 GMT -5
The very first thing I thought of when I saw the thread title was the great white shark.
Dinosaurs were more badass though.
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Post by Macho Dude Handy Damage on Nov 8, 2008 3:38:07 GMT -5
I would have to go with Great White Shark, they scare the crap out of me They scare the crap out of a lot of people. Two words: BREACH KILL. One of the most horrifying, and awe inspiring things you could ever hope to witness. what's breach kill? And there's a lot of scary bad ass animals in this poll. I'd probably say the Great White Shark though, even though I'm a huge mark for tigers and bears.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Nov 8, 2008 3:52:47 GMT -5
They scare the crap out of a lot of people. Two words: BREACH KILL. One of the most horrifying, and awe inspiring things you could ever hope to witness. what's breach kill? And there's a lot of scary bad ass animals in this poll. I'd probably say the Great White Shark though, even though I'm a huge mark for tigers and bears. Breach kill is what they call a Great White jumping out of the water. See picture in page 2 for an example.
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Post by sryans on Nov 8, 2008 3:56:15 GMT -5
Great White Shark..... If they feel like it, they will jump your sorry ass. THAT was the breach kill I was talking about. The truly horrific thing about it is....it happens in the blink of an eye. THAT could be you the next time you go surfing. Well....as long as we don't kill every last one of them for use in soup, first. Truthfully, THEY have more to fear from US than the other way around. They're afraid of us? Pussies. How are they getting any votes at all, I'm pretty sure hippos will go out of their way to kill a person and I posted a video of a badger that ripped food out of a snake's mouth while he was still eating.
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Post by angryfan on Nov 8, 2008 4:08:52 GMT -5
Damn it, I had to go and look up "camel spider". God.
Also, I remember being told by a guide in Morrocco about the problems they had with cobras in the area. Might just have been urban legend, not sure, but one story went that there were cases of King Cobras tracking their prey, in some cases people, for up to 100 miles. Granted, that was also the trip that saw me get "punked" by some street performer who kept a devenomized cobra as a pet, and would randomly lay it on people's shoulders.
Let me tell you, there is no better laxative on the planet then looking up and making eye contact with a King Cobra.
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Nov 8, 2008 4:25:20 GMT -5
I can't help but wonder what was on these scientists minds when they name some of these animals. I mean, Great White Shark or Hercules Beetle have a more badass sound. Then you have the Sperm Whale. Musta been quite a night for the guy who came up with that name. Or woman I spose. But I guess its better than say the great vaginal seal. I mean, what if the guy who named Sperm whales wanted to name them after himself...but his last name was Dick? Or Pecker? Or Johnson? Dick whale? Pecker's whale? Johnsonwhale? I guess he or she then turned to what the thing looks the most like....with it's HUGE head and teeny little tail-end....and it's all white and surrounded by foam when it surfaces..... Yeah. Pretty self explanatory. While that would make sense, it is because of the milky-white waxy substance known as spermaceti that the whale contains.
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Post by Jay Peas 42 on Nov 8, 2008 9:52:50 GMT -5
I mean, what if the guy who named Sperm whales wanted to name them after himself...but his last name was Dick? Or Pecker? Or Johnson? Dick whale? Pecker's whale? Johnsonwhale? I guess he or she then turned to what the thing looks the most like....with it's HUGE head and teeny little tail-end....and it's all white and surrounded by foam when it surfaces..... Yeah. Pretty self explanatory. While that would make sense, it is because of the milky-white waxy substance known as spermaceti that the whale contains. The Sperm Whale is actually a giant dolphin, and it's head looks like a giant dolphin, you know, with the bird snout. Well, that giant forehead lump, that's all whale oil, a fatty substance that is belived to aid in sonar. Any case, as it was said, the whale's oil looks like semen. And it has a lot of it. Which is why it was popular in whaling a few centuries back.
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Nov 8, 2008 10:21:43 GMT -5
I voted Komodo Dragon and here's why: A few years ago, I visited the lovely San Antonio Zoo right when it opened in the morning. Pretty much right after entering, I saw a bunch of keeper huddled around a big glass wall. Figuring if the keepers were interested it must be pretty awesome, I went over and asked what was up. One of the keepers said, with a HUGE smile, "Feeding time".
Just as I looked at the sign to see what was about to be fed, a very large, very dead goat was thrown over the wall of the exhibit. This was the cue for 3 very large, very hungry Komodo Dragons to emerge. What followed were probably the four bloodiest, messiest minutes of my life. They were taking limbs of this goat like you'd clip a fingernail off. To say they ripped this goat apart does not do it justice. I felt bad for every goat in the world watching this go down.
On that day, the Komodo Dragon becamse my most bad-ass animal.
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Post by New Age Outlaw on Nov 8, 2008 11:22:45 GMT -5
Hippos are angry at the world, and with the way they look, can you really blame them? They get my vote. The Great White Shark and the Orca Whale were runner-ups.
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Nov 8, 2008 14:01:12 GMT -5
While that would make sense, it is because of the milky-white waxy substance known as spermaceti that the whale contains. The Sperm Whale is actually a giant dolphin, and it's head looks like a giant dolphin, you know, with the bird snout. Well, that giant forehead lump, that's all whale oil, a fatty substance that is belived to aid in sonar. Any case, as it was said, the whale's oil looks like semen. And it has a lot of it. Which is why it was popular in whaling a few centuries back. Actually Sperm Whale is a whale. The largest dolphin in the world is the Orca/Killer Whale. The Sperm Whale is a toothed-whale, it just so happens they also group all dolphins in the toothed-whale category as well.
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Post by CM Dazz on Nov 8, 2008 16:01:58 GMT -5
Easy, and it isn't even on your list. The king of the jungle ~ the LION!!!
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Post by cheeseisgood on Nov 8, 2008 16:06:06 GMT -5
Easy, and it isn't even on your list. The king of the jungle ~ the LION!!! Here's the question. Would a lion beat a great white shark or hippo in a fight? Nope! It'd get its ass whomped! Therefore, it can't be more badass.
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Post by The Ichi on Nov 8, 2008 16:05:57 GMT -5
Easy, and it isn't even on your list. The king of the jungle ~ the LION!!! Eh, they're not randomly violent enough. The best animals attack simply for the lulz.
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Nov 8, 2008 16:10:33 GMT -5
Where the hell is the option for a wolverine? Those things are crazy vicious.
Also, Cheese, a Lion could easily beat a Great White Shark in the jungle.
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Post by CM Dazz on Nov 8, 2008 16:18:13 GMT -5
Easy, and it isn't even on your list. The king of the jungle ~ the LION!!! Here's the question. Would a lion beat a great white shark or hippo in a fight? Nope! It'd get its ass whomped! Therefore, it can't be more badass. Yea right... Let me see the shark or hippo even try and come into the jungle
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Post by cheeseisgood on Nov 8, 2008 16:24:52 GMT -5
Here's the question. Would a lion beat a great white shark or hippo in a fight? Nope! It'd get its ass whomped! Therefore, it can't be more badass. Yea right... Let me see the shark or hippo even try and come into the jungle Hippo's actually DO go into the jungle, and they would destroy an entire pride of lions! There's a reason cats don't like water. It's because they know there are great white sharks lurking, waiting to crush them into submission!
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Nov 8, 2008 16:40:00 GMT -5
I thought it was because their makeup would get mussed.
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Post by Jay Peas 42 on Nov 8, 2008 20:50:21 GMT -5
The Sperm Whale is actually a giant dolphin, and it's head looks like a giant dolphin, you know, with the bird snout. Well, that giant forehead lump, that's all whale oil, a fatty substance that is belived to aid in sonar. Any case, as it was said, the whale's oil looks like semen. And it has a lot of it. Which is why it was popular in whaling a few centuries back. Actually Sperm Whale is a whale. The largest dolphin in the world is the Orca/Killer Whale. The Sperm Whale is a toothed-whale, it just so happens they also group all dolphins in the toothed-whale category as well. It appears you are correct on that point, however, my basic premise stands, Sperm Whales and Dolphins have the same basic head shape.
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Post by Jason Todd Grisham on Nov 8, 2008 20:55:15 GMT -5
Don't you people know anything about Polar Bears?
They're the fiercest killers in the animal kingdom!
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