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Post by aka Cthulhu on Nov 27, 2008 5:00:50 GMT -5
Note: The picture below is just an artistic representation of the box that I am trapped in. Cthulhu is not in the picture below.Hello. I am trapped inside a box, and have been unable to escape for many days now. I would greatly appreciate it if someone would open this box and free me from this prison once and for all. The one who helps me shall get my gratitude, and I promise that I won't tear his soul apart.My thanks in advance.
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Nov 27, 2008 5:03:00 GMT -5
Ha ha!! My trap worked! Now you stay in this box FOREVER, Cthulhu! NOBODY TOUCHES THE DAMNED BOX!!
Now to fry that 8-elbowed alien-squid thing.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Nov 27, 2008 5:07:21 GMT -5
Wait! I have candy!
(P.S. Ssnakebite is the first person to be visited by me once I get out of this box)
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Post by shiranui on Nov 27, 2008 5:08:02 GMT -5
Is it a heart-shaped box or a regular one?
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Nov 27, 2008 5:10:57 GMT -5
Is it a heart-shaped box or a regular one? Neither: (warning: language)Just change "Man" into "Great Old One, or Cthulhu"
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Nov 27, 2008 5:17:21 GMT -5
I must stabbity-stab-stab Cthulhu! For the sake of peace all around the World! Stabbity-stab-stab! *Happily stabs Cthulhu through the little holes in the box*
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Nov 27, 2008 5:19:16 GMT -5
*tentacle comes out from one of the holes, and superkicks Ssnakebite*
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Nov 27, 2008 5:25:43 GMT -5
*Gets hit, but was in fact playing possum and uses this opportunity to slash Cthulhu's tentacle.*
Keep your creepy rape hentai fetishes off me!
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Post by shiranui on Nov 27, 2008 5:25:54 GMT -5
(warning: language)Just change "Man" into "Great Old One, or Cthulhu" Actually, that's exactly what I was going to do as soon as I found out whether or not the box was heart-shaped.
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Strotha
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Post by Strotha on Nov 27, 2008 5:27:22 GMT -5
Aww, that picture is adorable!
That said, ever since I saw Kiss Me Deadly I've had a bit of a phobia of opening boxes.How do I know nothing bad will happen?
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Nov 27, 2008 5:31:04 GMT -5
Aww, that picture is adorable! That said, ever since I saw Kiss Me Deadly I've had a bit of a phobia of opening boxes.How do I know nothing bad will happen? I... have... candy! and ignore the tentacles that are moving around outside the box, please.
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Post by shiranui on Nov 27, 2008 5:33:15 GMT -5
I... have... candy! and ignore the tentacles that are moving around outside the box, please. I thought everyone was taught as a kid that you shouldn't accept candy offered by strange Great Old Ones.
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Strotha
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Post by Strotha on Nov 27, 2008 5:36:58 GMT -5
Well, I do love candy...hmmm...it's a very nice box, I wouldn't want to scuff it with my fingerprints.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Nov 27, 2008 5:36:06 GMT -5
I... have... candy! and ignore the tentacles that are moving around outside the box, please. I thought everyone was taught as a kid that you shouldn't accept candy offered by strange Great Old Ones. Oh, I'm not offering candy. I'm just saying that there's candy that has been trapped inside this box. Once I'm free from this prison I see no need to keep it.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Nov 27, 2008 5:46:54 GMT -5
How did you manage to get yourself inside said box Cthulu?
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Post by thesam07 on Nov 27, 2008 5:47:00 GMT -5
*The Sam see's box* *The Sam walks up to box* *The Sam looks at the box* *The Sam shrugs his shoulders and places a sombrero on top and draws a face on the side of the box* *The Sam skips away, never to see the box again.*
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Nov 27, 2008 6:02:28 GMT -5
How did you manage to get yourself inside said box Cthulu? Oh, I think it was a few days ago... I was doing my everyday stuff -- the man in the television said something about the day being Sunday, so I decided to go out and buy some groceries. It's a pretty hard thing to do, mind you, when you're a Great Old One. People would see me walking in the street, and they'd be like "Holy Shit, it's that Cthulhu! Run!" and I'd be like "What. The. f***." It's really irritating -- since I'm just trying to get me some groceries and shit; and I still haven't had a day where someone was screaming at me, saying "Mercy" or "Help." And don't get me started on the "Heroes" ...a bunch of self-righteous assholes that keep shooting me and burning me and shit. I think they should already understand by now by looking at tha huge friggin pile of skulls on fire towering on my front lawn. I spent a lot of time making it, too. I even trained several polar bears and hippopotamuses guarding it and stuff. And do you want to know what happens next? They shoot the bears and eat them, that's what. Hell... so much for being heroic, right? I want to know who their does their publicity, since I'm the one getting the heat on animal rights groups. I'd like to hire them, or eat them -- I get confused sometimes. I still remember the good old days, too... people were nice, and they even sacrificed a fair maiden during the holidays for me. And the heroes break easily, too. Anyway, where was I? Ah, it was Sunday, and as I was about to go to the grocery store I saw a box. I thought it was a nice looking box, so I decided to take a nap inside to see if it was comfortable. Next thing I know I'm in this thread, asking for people to open this box.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Nov 27, 2008 6:05:40 GMT -5
How did you manage to get yourself inside said box Cthulu? Oh, I think it was a few days ago... I was doing my everyday stuff -- the man in the television said something about the day being Sunday, so I decided to go out and buy some groceries. It's a pretty hard thing to do, mind you, when you're a Great Old One. People would see me walking in the street, and they'd be like "Holy 0987654321, it's that Cthulhu! Run!" and I'd be like "What. The. snork." It's really irritating -- since I'm just trying to get me some groceries and 0987654321; and I still haven't had a day where someone was screaming at me, saying "Mercy" or "Help." And don't get me started on the "Heroes" ...a bunch of self-righteous assholes that keep shooting me and burning me and 0987654321. I think they should already understand by now by looking at tha huge friggin pile of skulls on fire towering on my front lawn. I spent a lot of time making it, too. I even trained several polar bears and hippopotamuses guarding it and stuff. And do you want to know what happens next? They shoot the bears and eat them, that's what. Hell... so much for being heroic, right? I want to know who their does their publicity, since I'm the one getting the heat on animal rights groups. I'd like to hire them, or eat them -- I get confused sometimes. I still remember the good old days, too... people were nice, and they even sacrificed a fair maiden during the holidays for me. And the heroes break easily, too. Anyway, where was I? Ah, it was Sunday, and as I was about to go to the grocery store I saw a box. I thought it was a nice looking box, so I decided to take a nap inside to see if it was comfortable. Next thing I know I'm in this thread, asking for people to open this box. You mean to say that the almighty Cthulu can't shapeshift into a normal human to buy groceries? Also have you ever considered a career being inside of boxes? Word around the water cooler is your bro in World of Warcraft C'Thun could use some help holding back the Alliance and the Horde.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Nov 27, 2008 6:15:40 GMT -5
You mean to say that the almighty Cthulu can't shapeshift into a normal human to buy groceries? Also have you ever considered a career being inside of boxes? Word around the water cooler is your bro in World of Warcraft C'Thun could use some help holding back the Alliance and the Horde. Ah, part of the reason why I'm called super-awesome-and-absolutely-amazing Cthulhu is that I don't need to shapeshift, even though I can. Still, as for WoW I'll think about it, once I'm outside this box.
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Post by Head Detective Aaron Enigma on Nov 27, 2008 6:19:18 GMT -5
You mean to say that the almighty Cthulu can't shapeshift into a normal human to buy groceries? Also have you ever considered a career being inside of boxes? Word around the water cooler is your bro in World of Warcraft C'Thun could use some help holding back the Alliance and the Horde. Ah, part of the reason why I'm called super-awesome-and-absolutely-amazing Cthulhu is that I don't need to shapeshift, even though I can. Still, as for WoW I'll think about it, once I'm outside this box. Ah, well I figured you would be good at killing the Horde and Alliance guys, you know, with the whole "super-awesome-and-absolutely-amazing" thing going for ya. As for the box, I'm slightly skeptical to open it, as you may understand. I mean, I did just restart my Church of the Enigma, it would suck for the leader to get pwned so soon lol.
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