The scariest thing you'll see all damn day

[Tehboobz wants Ewa Sonnett]

Ladies and gentlemen, a word of caution if i might: The following is VERY SCARY and should NOT be viewed by anyone under the age of ten, with a weak heart, or any pregnant females.

ALL PERSONS FITTING THIS DESCRIPTION SHOULD LEAVE NOW. KINDLY USE THE EXITS TO THE LEFT./















For the intrepid few who remain....I give you....the Brazilian Wandering Spider, AKA "PROOF OF THE EXISTENCE OF THE DEVIL".

[Agent P]

GAHHHHHH! IT'S BETTY PAGE!

[Koda, Master Crunchyroller]

I'm not scared by spiders.

[Tehboobz wants Ewa Sonnett]

Dec 14, 2008 21:38:49 GMT -5 Agent P said:

GAHHHHHH! IT'S BETTY PAGE!

El.....Oh.....El.

[teamjd]

Dec 14, 2008 21:39:33 GMT -5 Koda, Master Crunchyroller said:

I'm not scared by spiders.

I'm sure if it was big enough you would.

[DramaGuyCJM]

SWEET ZOMBIE JESUS!

TAKE IT AWAY, TAKE IT AWAY!

[Koda, Master Crunchyroller]

Dec 14, 2008 21:40:32 GMT -5 @teamjd said:

Dec 14, 2008 21:39:33 GMT -5 Koda, Master Crunchyroller said:

I'm not scared by spiders.

I'm sure if it was big enough you would.

Nope, I'm not afraid of anything, except death, and you'll have to be a cocky fool not to fear death.

[Michael Coello]

EIGHT LEGGED FREEEEEAAAAAKKKKKKSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

[teamjd]

Dec 14, 2008 21:43:32 GMT -5 Koda, Master Crunchyroller said:

Dec 14, 2008 21:40:32 GMT -5 @teamjd said:

I'm sure if it was big enough you would.

Nope, I'm not afraid of anything, except death, and you'll have to be a cocky fool not to fear death.

But a 700 foot spider brings death. I'm sticking to my original statement.

[Koda, Master Crunchyroller]

Dec 14, 2008 21:44:22 GMT -5 @teamjd said:

Dec 14, 2008 21:43:32 GMT -5 Koda, Master Crunchyroller said:

Nope, I'm not afraid of anything, except death, and you'll have to be a cocky fool not to fear death.

But a 700 foot spider brings death. I'm sticking to my original statement.

I'll just laugh at the spider. Seriously, I'm not afraid of spiders.

[Michael Coello]

What about Spider-Man?

[Tehboobz wants Ewa Sonnett]

Dec 14, 2008 21:40:32 GMT -5 @teamjd said:

Dec 14, 2008 21:39:33 GMT -5 Koda, Master Crunchyroller said:

I'm not scared by spiders.

I'm sure if it was big enough you would.

THIS spider, though...this thing hangs out with the Grim Reaper. It might just live in his pocket, for how much of a terror it is. It will charge an ADULT human, hissing and with it's legs raised as shown above....and it is one of the most venomous creatures on the PLANET.

It also LOVES cool, dark places. Like under your covers, in your shoes, or in the back of your closet, under that old pile of clothes you've been meaning to throw away. Disturbing it pisses it off, and did I mention that it charges and BITES the f*** out of your when it gets pissed?

[teamjd]

Dec 14, 2008 21:45:22 GMT -5 Koda, Master Crunchyroller said:

I'll just laugh at the spider. Seriously, I'm not afraid of spiders.

I still stand firm in my beliefs that you would be afraid of a 700 foot large spider.

[Koda, Master Crunchyroller]

Dec 14, 2008 21:46:43 GMT -5 @teamjd said:

Dec 14, 2008 21:45:22 GMT -5 Koda, Master Crunchyroller said:

I'll just laugh at the spider. Seriously, I'm not afraid of spiders.

I still stand firm in my beliefs that you would be afraid of a 700 foot large spider.

Nah, Cause I'll just stand under it, shoot a bazooka, RPG, or a high caliber machine gun at its heart, and it'll bleed to death as each movement of the legs cause its blood to pump.

[G✇JI☈A]

Dec 14, 2008 21:45:22 GMT -5 Koda, Master Crunchyroller said:

Dec 14, 2008 21:44:22 GMT -5 @teamjd said:

But a 700 foot spider brings death. I'm sticking to my original statement.

I'll just laugh at the spider. Seriously, I'm not afraid of spiders.

It's the Brazilian Wandering Spider

And according to Cracked.com:

Every bite from the Spawn of Satan--twice as potent as the black widow's--will result in excruciating pain. This is due to the fact that, aside from the neurotoxin, their bites contain high levels of serotonin. While the neurotoxin is busy shutting down your primary functions, that serotonin is heading straight for your brain. Once there, it'll cause intense tremors throughout your body and incredible pain.

While not every bite has enough hellfire to take down a fully-grown man, it should be noted that another effect of the spider's bite is priapism (named after the Greek god with wooden balls). "What's that?" you ask. Well friends, imagine taking viagra and achieving that rock-hard boner you've been looking for, but instead of a little blue pill helping you achieve it, it's that thing up there. And instead of it being a pleasurable experience to your loins, it's extremely painful and lasts for hours. And fixing it may involve the doctor puncturing your dick with a sharp object to release the blood.

Full article (Language Warning):
www.cracked.com/article_16868_6-deadliest-creatures-that-can-fit-in-your-shoe.html

[BK From WV]

Spiders don't really bother me that bad either(which is very ironic since I'm terrified of most insects especially katydids and praying mantises) but if I saw one of those things with its legs up in the air like in the second pic coming at me,I would most likely scream like a little kid and run far away.

[Tehboobz wants Ewa Sonnett]

Dec 14, 2008 21:49:03 GMT -5 G✇JI☈A said:

Dec 14, 2008 21:45:22 GMT -5 Koda, Master Crunchyroller said:

I'll just laugh at the spider. Seriously, I'm not afraid of spiders.

It's the Brazilian Wandering Spider

And according to Cracked.com:

Every bite from the Spawn of Satan--twice as potent as the black widow's--will result in excruciating pain. This is due to the fact that, aside from the neurotoxin, their bites contain high levels of serotonin. While the neurotoxin is busy shutting down your primary functions, that serotonin is heading straight for your brain. Once there, it'll cause intense tremors throughout your body and incredible pain.

While not every bite has enough hellfire to take down a fully-grown man, it should be noted that another effect of the spider's bite is priapism (named after the Greek god with wooden balls). "What's that?" you ask. Well friends, imagine taking viagra and achieving that rock-hard boner you've been looking for, but instead of a little blue pill helping you achieve it, it's that thing up there. And instead of it being a pleasurable experience to your loins, it's extremely painful and lasts for hours. And fixing it may involve the doctor puncturing your dick with a sharp object to release the blood.

Full article (Language Warning):
www.cracked.com/article_16868_6-deadliest-creatures-that-can-fit-in-your-shoe.html

YES. This is the article where I discovered this....THING.


And soiled a good pair of pants in the process.

[Malcolm]

Great, now I won't be able to sleep at night thanks to that little info. Thanks alot.

[Strotha]

Dec 14, 2008 21:43:32 GMT -5 Koda, Master Crunchyroller said:

Dec 14, 2008 21:40:32 GMT -5 @teamjd said:

I'm sure if it was big enough you would.

Nope, I'm not afraid of anything, except death, and you'll have to be a cocky fool not to fear death.

I'm not afraid of death itself.I'm fascinated by it.What I'm afraid of is actually dying, which I've nearly done fourteen times in the last two years.Dying is scary to me, death isn't.

I am a huge pussy when it comes to spiders, though.I f***ing HATE those furry little mutants.

[Mehe is F'n hardcore.]

I want to squish it.


But I think it'd kill me first.