Franchise
Hank Scorpio
No you didn't.
Ronnie Garvin, you idiot! I like steak, not soup, Ronnie Garvin!
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Post by Franchise on Dec 18, 2008 2:44:24 GMT -5
Gary Oldman plays everyone.
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Post by TheShowStoppin Classic JBHENDU on Dec 18, 2008 2:46:27 GMT -5
How's this?
They're gonna reanimate Heath Ledger's corpse and he's gonna play the Joker again........
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Mozenrath
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 18, 2008 4:05:11 GMT -5
Sam Elliot is... Catwoman.
"I like your style, Batman." "I like your style, with the whole... skintight leather thing."
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Strotha
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In heaven, everything is fine
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Post by Strotha on Dec 18, 2008 4:10:49 GMT -5
Alicia Witt as Poison Ivy.
Okay, it's not ridiculous, but I'd love to see it.
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Post by Baixo Astral on Dec 18, 2008 5:04:31 GMT -5
Dennis Stamp has been booked to play Killer Croc, and Lex Luger doesn't know if he wants to play the Riddler.
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Strotha
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In heaven, everything is fine
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Post by Strotha on Dec 18, 2008 5:15:49 GMT -5
Me as Harley Quinn, who I honestly doubt will ever be in the movies.
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Post by D-Lo's #1 Fan on Dec 18, 2008 5:19:57 GMT -5
Scott Steiner has been booked to play the next Joker but has already told staff he won't wear the make up as "make up is for sluts and f**ots!"
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Mozenrath
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 18, 2008 5:21:33 GMT -5
Me as Harley Quinn, who I honestly doubt will ever be in the movies. It's too bad for you Shumacher isn't still making them, he'd of given you a wheelchair with lights and fins all over the damn thing.
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Strotha
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Post by Strotha on Dec 18, 2008 5:23:52 GMT -5
Me as Harley Quinn, who I honestly doubt will ever be in the movies. It's too bad for you Shumacher isn't still making them, he'd of given you a wheelchair with lights and fins all over the damn thing. That sounds f***ing AWESOME! But then I'd be forever associated with his Batman movies. No.
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Mozenrath
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 18, 2008 5:34:59 GMT -5
It's too bad for you Shumacher isn't still making them, he'd of given you a wheelchair with lights and fins all over the damn thing. That sounds snorking AWESOME! But then I'd be forever associated with his Batman movies. No. *shrug* Batman Forever was alright, kinda.
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Post by DSR on Dec 18, 2008 8:12:57 GMT -5
That sounds snorking AWESOME! But then I'd be forever associated with his Batman movies. No. *shrug* Batman Forever was alright, kinda. No it wasn't. Stop kidding yourself.
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Post by DSR on Dec 18, 2008 8:15:48 GMT -5
Jeffrey Combs as The Clock King. Now that is something I would actually enjoy.
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Post by My Name Is Bob. on Dec 18, 2008 10:14:55 GMT -5
Maggie Gyllenhaal as Clayface.
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Bobeddy
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Post by Bobeddy on Dec 18, 2008 10:19:52 GMT -5
That kid from Two and a Half Men as Robin.
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Post by Next Level was WRONG on Dec 18, 2008 10:24:51 GMT -5
Andy Dick as The Mad Hatter.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Dec 18, 2008 10:30:57 GMT -5
Several zombies would be used to play Batman/Bruce Wayne. No explanation would be given on why there's a different zombie on each scene, even though most of the zombies playing Bruce Wayne are/were obviously female.
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darthalexander
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Post by darthalexander on Dec 18, 2008 11:01:17 GMT -5
Pauly Shore IS the Riddler!
Michael Keaton will appear as Bruce Wayne's father in a flashback!
Paula Abdul has been announced as the special dance instructor for the movie's thrilling climax!
Uwe Boll has been brought in to sexy-up the script!
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Dec 18, 2008 11:13:27 GMT -5
Christian Bale gets removed from his role as Bruce Wayne/Batman after a confrontation between WWE superstar Kane.
Kane took the Batman costume away from Bale, burning it, and giving Bruce Wayne a business suit. Kane also took all Batman's powers, but since he burned the suit he would be wrestling in a bear costume.
Also with the Undertaker, and several wrestlers from Japan, and a few angry internet fans.
The new title of the movie is now The Smark Knight, part two.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2008 11:15:41 GMT -5
Christian Bale replaced by Assy McGee. Hell, I wouldn't notice the difference.
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Post by blef on Dec 18, 2008 11:26:45 GMT -5
I think Ted Williams is PERFECT for the role of Mr. Freeze.
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