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Post by Back to being Cenanuff on Oct 17, 2008 10:33:27 GMT -5
[kayfabe on] You're slated to call a Jeff Jarrett match. He comes to the ring with the guitar, waving it around by the end of the neck and not even bothering to carry it like a normal guitar anymore. It has in fact been over a decade since his gimmick had anything to do and any kind of music. You know what he's going to do with it. Why do you allow him to keep it at ringside? [/kayfabe off]
And that bat shot from Kevin Nash on Samoa Joe was the weakest bat shot I've ever seen. If you watch it in slo mo, Joe has this look on his face like, "was that the bat? Am I supposed to sell this?"
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Post by Big L on Oct 17, 2008 10:39:45 GMT -5
uh no im not
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Post by hollywood on Oct 17, 2008 11:33:56 GMT -5
As far as kayfabe goes...
If I'm a referee in any promotion, I have a combination of extreme near-sightedness bordering on total blindness, very poor hearing, an amazingly low threshold for pain, and I'm moderately retarded.
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Post by The Tank on Oct 17, 2008 11:39:16 GMT -5
Because there's no rule that says you can't bring a weapon to the ring.
Sure, you know they're going to use it, but you can't stop them from bringing it to the ring.
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Post by Mozenrath on Oct 17, 2008 12:30:38 GMT -5
Because there's no rule that says you can't bring a weapon to the ring. Sure, you know they're going to use it, but you can't stop them from bringing it to the ring. Usually true, though they've taken away brass knuckles and the shillelagh before on that premise, though obviously that was to set up a spot later on of going for a hidden one. So, I guess it's not very consistant. Maybe a judgement call?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2008 12:31:57 GMT -5
Because he owns the company and the only other job I could get would be border patrol.
Also, this made me think of that SNL Digital Short "Extreme Sports" or whatever. When the competition was "hating the ref" and the ref won.
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Post by Bobby Womack on Oct 17, 2008 14:44:16 GMT -5
if i was a tna ref i wouldnt think that far into anything on account of my mild dementia from all the head injuries recieved during the dusty finishes that occur every match
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Post by chairshotshurthead on Oct 17, 2008 15:27:57 GMT -5
If you're a TNA referee, chances are you're not going to enforce any rules. Ever.
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Post by Bram wants to 'urt you on Oct 17, 2008 21:01:24 GMT -5
I'm Slick Johnson. I wear shorts.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Oct 17, 2008 21:09:38 GMT -5
*hulks up, attacks X Division wrestler*
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Oct 17, 2008 21:25:01 GMT -5
*Hey, that brunette in the fifth row has some massive.......................... Oh yeah, a match is underway*
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Post by ThereIsNoAbsurdistOnlyZuul on Oct 17, 2008 21:56:19 GMT -5
If I was a ref? So presuming I went through training to be a wrestle,r and all that, and all that?
I'd put superglue on the handle of the guitar while Jarret wasn't looking. Then I'd have to dq him if he tried to use it sneakily.</floridabrothers>
Or... kick, Complete Shot onto gimmick breakaway guitar, and cut a promo on how I was sick of people like him, and that he just got Counted Out.
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Post by Mozenrath on Oct 18, 2008 6:19:12 GMT -5
They must've heard how Vince fired me. Good thing I got here before all of the other fired fans. ;D
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Post by DeuceDominoMark on Oct 19, 2008 5:19:27 GMT -5
"I know I screwed Bret, stop reminding me already! I have feelings, you know?!"
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Post by Lucha Fan Dan on Oct 19, 2008 13:30:52 GMT -5
I'd probably be too busy wondering where my life went wrong...
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Post by Thank You Shawn on Oct 19, 2008 17:57:22 GMT -5
I'd be Slick Johnson.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 19, 2008 18:20:41 GMT -5
I'd be too busy worrying about concentrating on ignoring all the other pro-wrestling rules like tags and 5 counts to worry about weapons
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Post by hollywood on Oct 20, 2008 12:15:35 GMT -5
As much as I'd be surrounded by a bunch of retarded ideas cooked up by Vince Russo and Disco Inferno, I'd still be featured on cable television every week earning a living doing something I enjoy. Truth be told, I'd be pretty psyched--kayfabe or "shoot."
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Post by Dolph Zalgo on Oct 20, 2008 17:03:39 GMT -5
I'm gonna check Christy Hemme for weapons. I know there must be some weapons somewhere, I will not stop searching until I find them...
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Post by SAVE_US.ASIAN on Oct 20, 2008 18:28:14 GMT -5
I would let him break it over my head, then when a pinfall is made, I miraculously jump back up and count really fast.
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