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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Nov 11, 2008 17:51:16 GMT -5
I can imagine the second after they were pronounced husband and wife, Ted Sr busts out in the full-on Million Dollar Laugh. MAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Post by Sharpy Snow on Nov 11, 2008 22:26:58 GMT -5
Maybe we should stop jumping to 'WELLNESS' conclusions... Exactly; sometimes the 'real story' is even worse. At least when you get a 'wellness suspension', you're a free man again in 60 days. You never know true happiness untill the day you get married. And by then it's too late... [/King]
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Post by Bishblast on Nov 11, 2008 22:29:31 GMT -5
Cute girl.
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Post by A Dubya (El Hombre Muerto) on Nov 11, 2008 23:32:07 GMT -5
That's reassuring and congrats to them both . When I saw the thread title I thought this was going to be the third fake piece of news today. Yeah same here. I thought it was gonna say something like, "DiBiase violates wellness, and was found selling ecstasy to a Cambodian minor." Good for Ted.
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Post by MCMGM on Nov 11, 2008 23:41:41 GMT -5
She and I have the same first name.
Eh.
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Post by vampyur on Nov 12, 2008 0:18:08 GMT -5
I was just saying this yesterday. Interesting that they allowed him time off like that though. Newcomer, involved in a TV feud. The actual song played as young Ted and his wife to be walked the aisle: Marriage, marriage, marriage, marriage, marriiiage.... Everybody...brought their rice Everybody...gets some cake Who'd they get to work the bar? Kinda looks like....Jake the Snake......too soon? Licence to print money sir. Licence to print money.
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Post by "Sweet & Sour" ImSoFudginGreat on Nov 12, 2008 7:57:25 GMT -5
I was just saying this yesterday. Interesting that they allowed him time off like that though. Newcomer, involved in a TV feud. The actual song played as young Ted and his wife to be walked the aisle: Marriage, marriage, marriage, marriage, marriiiage.... Everybody...brought their rice Everybody...gets some cake Who'd they get to work the bar? Kinda looks like....Jake the Snake......too soon? That needed the Ted DiBiasi Snr laugh at the end to take it to the highest level.
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Post by Dirty Hazy on Nov 12, 2008 9:27:08 GMT -5
I was just saying this yesterday. Interesting that they allowed him time off like that though. Newcomer, involved in a TV feud. The actual song played as young Ted and his wife to be walked the aisle: Marriage, marriage, marriage, marriage, marriiiage.... Everybody...brought their rice Everybody...gets some cake Who'd they get to work the bar? Kinda looks like....Jake the Snake......too soon? That needed the Ted DiBiasi Snr laugh at the end to take it to the highest level. Am I the only one who doesn't "get" this?
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Post by thesam07 on Nov 12, 2008 9:35:12 GMT -5
Congrats to Ted. I wonder if Virgil was the ring bearer? Maybe we should stop jumping to 'WELLNESS' conclusions... NEVEEEEEERRRRRRR!!!
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Post by Dr. Bunsen Honeydew on Nov 12, 2008 9:35:43 GMT -5
That needed the Ted DiBiasi Snr laugh at the end to take it to the highest level. Am I the only one who doesn't "get" this? Heres a hint: load up and listen to a copy of Ted Sr's theme music.
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Post by thesam07 on Nov 12, 2008 9:36:16 GMT -5
She and I have the same first name. Eh. And the same last name. ....wait a minute .........
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Post by Dirty Hazy on Nov 12, 2008 9:41:44 GMT -5
I was just saying this yesterday. Interesting that they allowed him time off like that though. Newcomer, involved in a TV feud. The actual song played as young Ted and his wife to be walked the aisle: Marriage, marriage, marriage, marriage, marriiiage.... Everybody...brought their rice Everybody...gets some cake Who'd they get to work the bar? Kinda looks like....Jake the Snake......too soon? THIS is what I don't "get". I think I confused you all with what I quoted before.
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Post by Avalanche Alvarez on Nov 12, 2008 12:36:55 GMT -5
I was just saying this yesterday. Interesting that they allowed him time off like that though. Newcomer, involved in a TV feud. The actual song played as young Ted and his wife to be walked the aisle: Marriage, marriage, marriage, marriage, marriiiage.... Everybody...brought their rice Everybody...gets some cake Who'd they get to work the bar? Kinda looks like....Jake the Snake......too soon? THIS is what I don't "get". I think I confused you all with what I quoted before. Thank you, Vampyur and I'mSooFookin Great, I didn't know if it would translate well to print, so I passed. Missed my opportunity. Dirty Hazy, I don't get what you're saying right there.
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Post by BrianZane on Nov 13, 2008 8:17:00 GMT -5
i wonder if his papi married them and did the bride come down the aisle to "priceless theme" "You may now kiss the bride. AH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!"
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Post by sloride on Nov 13, 2008 8:36:25 GMT -5
Brian Gerwitz-'Good news Ted, we're going to write you out for a couple weeks so you can spend some time with your new bride'. Ted Jr-'Gee thanks! That's awesome, thank's so much. So how are you going to write me out, just get Cody to say that 'Ted had to go home and tie up some loose ends', you know something easy and simple?' Brian Gerwitz-'Uh no, that's not what we had in mind'. Ted Jr-'Ok tell me. What's going to happen?' Brian Gerwitz-'Randy is going to kick you in the head'. Ted Jr-'What? Um, thanks, I think'.
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Post by SAJ Forth on Nov 13, 2008 15:07:47 GMT -5
Congrats to the new couple. I hope they were registered at Betteridge Jewlers
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Post by Deleted on Nov 13, 2008 15:16:18 GMT -5
Good for him. Congrats.
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Post by Snitsky on Nov 13, 2008 15:18:18 GMT -5
i wonder if his papi married them and did the bride come down the aisle to "priceless theme" "You may now kiss the bride. AH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!" you are a sick man ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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