Post by Lancers on Dec 15, 2008 13:47:25 GMT -5
Steph: "Alright. So we got plans on how to get my dad back on television."
Jim Ross: "This is gonna be good." *rolls his eyes*
Steph: "You're gonna come back WITHOUT ANY LEGS!!!"
Jim Ross: "How tasteful." *nods his head in shame*
Michael Hayes: "Can I suggest that Cryme Tyme is responsible for Vince having no legs because, well, they're criminals."
Steph: "Will you stop suggesting Cryme Tyme for all things criminally related?"
Michael Hayes: "You told me to stop suggesting Ron Killings, now Cryme Tyme? Who else on the roster is capable of such heinous acts of violence? Shelton Benjamin? Fine. F*** it! Shelton Benjamin crippled Vince. That makes a whole lotta sense!" *rolls his eyes*
Vince: "If I may ask...how are we gonna show that I don't have any legs?"
Steph: "We'll shoot you from the waist up. Just like they do with me!"
Johnny Ace: "I thought we were doing that because you got a huge ass?"
Steph: "Listen to me Laurinitis! Why don't you back to your office, go online and jerk off to pictures of bikini models and then sign them to developmental deals when they agree to let you touch their asses."
Johnny Ace: "I ALREADY DID THAT THIS MORNING!"
Jim Ross: "Can I please go home now. I don't even know why I'm here."
Vince: "Absolutely not. We need you here. You're the straight man in our roundtable."
Pat Patterson: "MY EARS ARE BURNING!"
Vince: "Oh give it a break Pat. Everybody knows the truth."
Jim Ross: "This is gonna be good." *rolls his eyes*
Steph: "You're gonna come back WITHOUT ANY LEGS!!!"
Jim Ross: "How tasteful." *nods his head in shame*
Michael Hayes: "Can I suggest that Cryme Tyme is responsible for Vince having no legs because, well, they're criminals."
Steph: "Will you stop suggesting Cryme Tyme for all things criminally related?"
Michael Hayes: "You told me to stop suggesting Ron Killings, now Cryme Tyme? Who else on the roster is capable of such heinous acts of violence? Shelton Benjamin? Fine. F*** it! Shelton Benjamin crippled Vince. That makes a whole lotta sense!" *rolls his eyes*
Vince: "If I may ask...how are we gonna show that I don't have any legs?"
Steph: "We'll shoot you from the waist up. Just like they do with me!"
Johnny Ace: "I thought we were doing that because you got a huge ass?"
Steph: "Listen to me Laurinitis! Why don't you back to your office, go online and jerk off to pictures of bikini models and then sign them to developmental deals when they agree to let you touch their asses."
Johnny Ace: "I ALREADY DID THAT THIS MORNING!"
Jim Ross: "Can I please go home now. I don't even know why I'm here."
Vince: "Absolutely not. We need you here. You're the straight man in our roundtable."
Pat Patterson: "MY EARS ARE BURNING!"
Vince: "Oh give it a break Pat. Everybody knows the truth."
