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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Jan 3, 2009 23:51:25 GMT -5
After browsing this whole thread, I've come to the conclusion that Mrs Kash is a figment of our imagination. Sir, are you implying that Mrs. Kash is the Tooth Fairy?
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jan 3, 2009 23:52:18 GMT -5
Welcome aboard, Mrs. Kash. I'm kind of unheralded on these boards, but I don't really contribute much to these hallowed halls. Anyone who would name themselves Grendel is a man after my heart. And spine. And spleen. Please don't sic your mama on us. I favor the John Gardner version of your bio, sir. I own that book. Good stuff.
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Post by Just One of the Guys on Jan 3, 2009 23:52:30 GMT -5
Don't type around the filters! Dude, what was your motivation for Teenage Mutant Ninja Lindsay Lohan Amazon riding a llama with your head? Or is it an alpaca or a yak? Either way, that is one of my favorite sigs on this board.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Jan 3, 2009 23:53:06 GMT -5
After browsing this whole thread, I've come to the conclusion that Mrs Kash is a figment of our imagination. Sir, are you implying that Mrs. Kash is the Tooth Fairy? And that Kash lost a tooth, and when she came in to pick it up during the night, that Kash captured her and now has her eating Fruit Loops in his closet? Totally plausible.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Jan 3, 2009 23:54:21 GMT -5
Sir, are you implying that Mrs. Kash is the Tooth Fairy? And that Kash lost a tooth, and when she came in to pick it up during the night, that Kash captured her and now has her eating Fruit Loops in his closet? Totally plausible. I never thought of it that way. I think you're on to something.
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Post by Tyfo on Jan 3, 2009 23:54:32 GMT -5
Kash Lashley- discount hypnotist. Eat your heart out, Gary Spivey. You are Mr. Wonderful! Say it with me!
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jan 3, 2009 23:54:33 GMT -5
Fine. But I miss Cornfed. But it's good to have you back! But I still don't have a girlfriend. But I've been able to fill my companionship void by playing World of Warcraft! World of Warcraft carries a terrible curse But it comes with a free frogurt The frogurt is also cursed But you get your choice of topping But the toppings contain potassium benzoate........
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Jan 3, 2009 23:55:08 GMT -5
Is that bad?
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Post by Tyfo on Jan 3, 2009 23:55:36 GMT -5
After browsing this whole thread, I've come to the conclusion that Mrs Kash is a figment of our imagination. Sir, are you implying that Mrs. Kash is the Tooth Fairy? What are you saying? Well who the hell left all that money under my pillow back when I was losing my baby teeth!!?!?
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Post by Just One of the Guys on Jan 3, 2009 23:55:39 GMT -5
Anyone who would name themselves Grendel is a man after my heart. And spine. And spleen. Please don't sic your mama on us. I favor the John Gardner version of your bio, sir. I own that book. Good stuff. Indeed. I'd like to read more books from the viewpoints of fave villains throughout history. Such as the guy in the Tigger suit who punched the kid at Disney World. Wtf was he thinking?
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jan 3, 2009 23:57:06 GMT -5
I own that book. Good stuff. Indeed. I'd like to read more books from the viewpoints of fave villains throughout history. Such as the guy in the Tigger suit who punched the kid at Disney World. Wtf was he thinking? I've already told your husband about it but I'm working on a book from the P.O.V of a henchmen after I finish my current book. So there'll be that one.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Jan 3, 2009 23:57:29 GMT -5
I own that book. Good stuff. Indeed. I'd like to read more books from the viewpoints of fave villains throughout history. Such as the guy in the Tigger suit who punched the kid at Disney World. Wtf was he thinking? The kid didn't screw Tigger; Tigger screwed Tigger.
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Post by Just One of the Guys on Jan 3, 2009 23:57:30 GMT -5
Sir, are you implying that Mrs. Kash is the Tooth Fairy? And that Kash lost a tooth, and when she came in to pick it up during the night, that Kash captured her and now has her eating Fruit Loops in his closet? Totally plausible. Actually, I prefer Apple Jacks. Do they still make them? A toucan flying over my bowl of cereal makes me nervous. Like two birds one bowl.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jan 3, 2009 23:58:40 GMT -5
Don't type around the filters! Dude, what was your motivation for Teenage Mutant Ninja Lindsay Lohan Amazon riding a llama with your head? Or is it an alpaca or a yak? Either way, that is one of my favorite sigs on this board. You'll find I do strange things for even stranger reasons that........escape me at the moment but that is actually Eve Torres from WWE Smackdown in her Halloween costume riding a shaggy donkey. Um, with my head on it.
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Post by Insomniac on Jan 4, 2009 0:01:27 GMT -5
And that Kash lost a tooth, and when she came in to pick it up during the night, that Kash captured her and now has her eating Fruit Loops in his closet? Totally plausible. Actually, I prefer Apple Jacks. Do they still make them? A toucan flying over my bowl of cereal makes me nervous. Like two birds one bowl. Apples Jacks? You know they don't taste like real apples. You'll find I do strange things for even stranger reasons... Nah, get out of town!
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Post by Just One of the Guys on Jan 4, 2009 0:02:45 GMT -5
Dude, what was your motivation for Teenage Mutant Ninja Lindsay Lohan Amazon riding a llama with your head? Or is it an alpaca or a yak? Either way, that is one of my favorite sigs on this board. You'll find I do strange things for even stranger reasons that........escape me at the moment but that is actually Eve Torres from WWE Smackdown in her Halloween costume riding a shaggy donkey. Um, with my head on it. So you're into donkey play. That's cool, man. I can dig it. Have you seen the "too much porn" thread out in the off topic lobby?
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Jan 4, 2009 0:03:48 GMT -5
You'll find I do strange things for even stranger reasons that........escape me at the moment but that is actually Eve Torres from WWE Smackdown in her Halloween costume riding a shaggy donkey. Um, with my head on it. So you're into donkey play. That's cool, man. I can dig it. Have you seen the "too much porn" thread out in the off topic lobby? HEY! It's called "inter-species erotica".
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jan 4, 2009 0:03:49 GMT -5
Actually, I prefer Apple Jacks. Do they still make them? A toucan flying over my bowl of cereal makes me nervous. Like two birds one bowl. Apples Jacks? You know they don't taste like real apples. You'll find I do strange things for even stranger reasons... Nah, get out of town! Quiet, you!
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Jan 4, 2009 0:04:17 GMT -5
You'll find I do strange things for even stranger reasons that........escape me at the moment but that is actually Eve Torres from WWE Smackdown in her Halloween costume riding a shaggy donkey. Um, with my head on it. So you're into donkey play. That's cool, man. I can dig it. Have you seen the "too much porn" thread out in the off topic lobby? Donkey's... Kash... and Ninja Turtles. Sounds like a winning thread.
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Post by Beebs is the Final Girl on Jan 4, 2009 0:10:04 GMT -5
So you're into donkey play. That's cool, man. I can dig it. Have you seen the "too much porn" thread out in the off topic lobby? Donkey's... Kash... and Ninja Turtles. Sounds like a winning thread. definite interspecies erotica going on. count me in. um...as a spectator only
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