Post by neilfrazier on Apr 12, 2009 17:49:15 GMT -5
Millions of fans of the EWT are sitting at home watching their favorite stars perform comfortably from their living room couch. Right after another Cialis commercial ends, the screen remains black.
Fat Redneck kid: Snorking Time Warner isn't working!
Fat Redneck Man: Watch your snorking mouth or I'll stuff your mouth with something so you won't swear! Across the black screen, large white block letters flickered onto the screen: NEW AGE RIPPER IS HERE, CATTLE WILL BE PUT DOWN
Slim Redneck Wife: Look at the screen you mothersnorkers!
Below the flickering letters of an omninous threat, in bold red letters COMING SOON flashed onto the screen.
Braindead Redneck Sister: Turns to brother I told you to stop cheating on me with mom, that's it we're through!