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Post by Dave at the Movies on Jan 4, 2009 21:46:31 GMT -5
I have been thinking and I think the WarGames match at Ernest Goes To Wargames will have two Wargames Matches. The first one that will take place will be two different tag teams teaming against two other tag teams. The two teams to win will face each other the next week on Niteraw and whoever wins that will face the whoever is the WWCF Tag Team champions on the next PPV which would be Serious Business I believe. After that match will be MiLo Duck VS who ever wins King Of WrestleCrap for the World Championship. The main event will be five man teams. One team will be picked by MiLo and the other team will be picked by the King Of WrestleCrap 2009 Winner. The team that win will go on to Serious Business to have a Six Man some type of gimmick match with the world champ for the WWCF World Championship. It will kind of be like the Elimination Chamber but I will think of something else for the gimmick because I don't want to use an original WWE gimmick match. That sounds pretty awesome, dude. Confusing now, but I can see what you're thinking and it would be a very interesting read. When is King of Wrestlecrap? It is on January 25th.
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Post by Topher is Human on Jan 5, 2009 1:22:12 GMT -5
It's ok Cthulhu, it's not that you're a jobber to the stars, just a Jobber to the Story on Page One.
Besides, you still have alot of cred none the less, never squash matches ;D
Plus when you do beat me next, it'll mean alot more lol.
After yet another war, once again it appears my hand was raised in favor over Cthulhu's... I must admit it was not an easy match... And he keeps getting closer and closer. I've pushed him over the edge once before and that lead to his only victory against me... I would like to face THAT Cthulhu, the same man who destroyed me in that brutal First Blood match... when he finally returns... I'll be waiting to meet him again.
Now, onto the next round. I must admit... I was really looking forward to facing Metylerca in the next round, I need to see what this guy is capable of myself. However it wasn't meant to be and he lost to Square. No matter, as in the next round I will prove to Square that you don't need to parade about how "non-American" you are to be The Story on Page One...
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Jan 5, 2009 1:47:12 GMT -5
Monday Niteraw results will be up at about 4:00PM tomorrow or this afternoon since it is past midnight now. The results are completley done except for the two matches i need to write and i'll get that done early.
Expect the next Heatz!!1 and Niteraw card to go up at about 6 or 7 central time.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 5, 2009 9:41:43 GMT -5
Heatz!!1 was a pretty good read.
I kind of agree about cutting back a bit on the dark brooding promos, but obviously, I'm a bit biased on that one.
Overall, I loved it, though, and it's awesome to see more people trying to develop clearly defined gimmicks.
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Post by Topher is Human on Jan 5, 2009 9:43:59 GMT -5
THE KINGDOM GATES By Motor-Colt
As you all should know, the number one discussion of all of WWCF isn't Milo Duck's amazing grip on the World Title, not the return of Tank, not the return of Seth... hell not even the return of Stevierichardsfanbabyface, it's not the fact that Southwest Connection are yet to defend their titles, it's not the face that we had some new guys fighting over a bath, it's not The Sam's questionable condition, it's not grbjazzman's or Metylerca or Monkey's slow rise to the top, it's not my current stand with LittleNaitch and the Family, it's not even how freaking dominant Wordlife and Above Average have been as of late.
It's of course... the King of WrestleCrap tournament... where the 16 greatest WWCF competitors not currently holding a title compete to determine who is simply king, the best.
Now we've already had a few matches take place, so I shall review them first.
Metylerca vs Square; a match between two of the hottest young stars currently in the WWCF, now I had my money on Metylerca, but after putting up a valiant effort, it appears Square got the best of him...
Koda vs Grbjazzman; many people debated whether or not the Jazzman should even be allowed to compete, however it didn't matter since Koda picked up the win.
Then of course was the next chapter in the on going saga that was me vs Cthulhu... He keeps getting closer and closer, however it appears The Final Thought simply left him as an after thought. It seems that during this match, Cthulhu kept getting pushed to the limit, only to keep on going... if this pushing continues he can become unstoppable once again... I await that. In the next round I will face off against Square. Let's see if he can keep my attention.
That leaves us with 5 matches.
1. Wordlife vs M.O.P; now not being bias towards my partner, but with all due respect to this fiesty newcomer... he's stepping in the ring with one of the most dominant monsters in the industry... have to give Wordlife the nod here.
2. Striker vs Starshine; There's alot of history behind this match, after the events in recent weeks, I believe this match goes to Starshine.
3. One Doley Nation vs Seth Drakin; This is Seth's first match since his injury... He seems to be on a mission, so I don't think ring rust will be an issue. Seth wins.
4. The Tank vs Justice; well Justice's partner is already gone... and Justice took quite the beating a week earlier, so unless Tank suffers ring rust this match is his.
and 5. TromboneMan vs Legion (the winner will go on to face Koda); I have enough history with TM to know what he's capable of, however when Legion gets going he acts like a man possessed, someone who you simply cannot read. I think Legion might be able to break down Mr. Money in the Bank.
That is all from The Story on Page One. Square I'll meet you in the ring.
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Post by Topher is Human on Jan 5, 2009 9:44:48 GMT -5
Heatz!!1 was a pretty good read. I kind of agree about cutting back a bit on the dark brooding promos, but obviously, I'm a bit biased on that one. Overall, I loved it, though, and it's awesome to see more people trying to develop clearly defined gimmicks. Haha well in my defence with my dark promos, less than half of them are, and in the long run there is an good reason as to why
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Jan 5, 2009 13:12:36 GMT -5
Here is the updated PPV list for the full year. I think I'm gonna keep it where December is decided by a stable after a big stable war match. I also added some PPVs: The Wheel Of Misfortune, Survivor Team Challenge Series, and Botch At The Beach.
List of WWCF Pay Per Views January- King Of WrestleCrap February- Ernest Goes To Wargames(big Wargames Match) March- Serious Business April- STW: Smurf The World May- Survivor Team Challenge Series June- The Wheel Of Misfortune(every match is Spin The Wheel Make A Deal) July- Botch At The Beach August- Board War 1(our big battle royal rumble match) September- GookerMania(our Wrestlemania-like big show) October- Night of the Wrestling Zombies November- In Your Apartment December – To Be Decided
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Post by Jazzman on Jan 5, 2009 13:24:42 GMT -5
Wheel of Misfortune is the greatest thing ever. I'm also pretty pumped with HEATZ!!! Can't wait for Niteraw
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Post by Deleted on Jan 5, 2009 13:32:42 GMT -5
Here is the updated PPV list for the full year. I think I'm gonna keep it where December is decided by a stable after a big stable war match. I also added some PPVs: The Wheel Of Misfortune, Survivor Team Challenge Series, and Botch At The Beach. List of WWCF Pay Per Views January- King Of WrestleCrap February- Ernest Goes To Wargames(big Wargames Match) March- Serious Business April- STW: Smurf The World May- Survivor Team Challenge Series June- The Wheel Of Misfortune(every match is Spin The Wheel Make A Deal) July- Botch At The Beach August- Board War 1(our big battle royal rumble match) September- GookerMania(our Wrestlemania-like big show) October- Night of the Wrestling Zombies November- In Your Apartment December – To Be Decided And still no Lethal Lottery. *sigh*
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Jan 5, 2009 14:10:57 GMT -5
I actually think I'll do a Lethal Lottery and a BattleBowl battle royal for STW: Smurf The World.
I'll take like twenty people, randomly pair them up, and then the winning teams will move on to a ten man battle royal match at STW: Smurf The World. The winner of the battle royal will get a shot at the World Champ at either Survivor Team Challenge Series or Wheel Of Misfortune.
Also speaking of the Survivor Team Challenge Series it will be our survivor series PPV with teams of four or five going at it.
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Jan 5, 2009 15:27:09 GMT -5
I'd like to announce that I just signed another WWCF Superstar. Please welcome Latino MeatHis profile will be up later.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jan 5, 2009 15:37:39 GMT -5
I'd like to announce that I just signed another WWCF Superstar. Please welcome Latino MeatHis profile will be up later. Well, there goes the neighborhood.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Jan 5, 2009 16:23:30 GMT -5
I'd just like to say that this is going to the dawning of a new direction for the ... um... what fed is this again?
WWCF?
Doubya Doubya See Eff.
Hmm.
I could have sworn this was EWT.
What's that? My mic is still on?
Ahem.
I would like to say that this is the dawning of a new era in the WWCF. And the dawning of a new direction.
And the dawning of a new day.
Why must everything start at dawn, anyway? Dawning... why is that the beginning? How about those that wake up at 4 am just to get out and work? How about the common folk? No sir, I will NOT just fight for the dawning of a new direction, I'm going to fight for the common man that doesn't have a dawning. For those that cook doughnuts and unload boxes in the middle of the night, that makes it possible for me to bed their unfulfilled wives...
Latino Meat is here, and things are going to change.
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Jan 5, 2009 16:32:14 GMT -5
Should be....interesting....
Dunno if Meat is a Face, Heel, or Tweener, cause his promo starts off Face-ish and then ends Heel-ish/Tweener-ish.
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Post by Jazzman on Jan 5, 2009 16:34:14 GMT -5
Meat should be good to have around, a loose cannon type it seems
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Jan 5, 2009 16:35:04 GMT -5
Should be....interesting.... Dunno if Meat is a Face, Heel, or Tweener, cause his promo starts off Face-ish and then ends Heel-ish/Tweener-ish. Like adultery is grounds for being a heel. I wrote that just as an intro, I actually wrote it out of character but I had never played with the color changing fonts before, so figured, why not? I'll actually do some serious stuff later on.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jan 5, 2009 17:03:16 GMT -5
*Backstage in the NWC Locker Room, Seth Drakin is looking at Cthulu and Justice.*
Seth: On NiteRaw, the higher power is looking for a man to lead the people into a new world. A world where there a man will help his neighbor at all time. A world that will be pure. Now, I know I am going to beat One Doley Nation and get one step closer into becoming the King of Wrestlecrap.
*Seth looks at Cthulu.*
Seth: Now Cthulu, you are a dear friend of mine....but the tides of history don't change through defeat, they only change through victory. You were defeated once again and one too many times by Motor Colt so you might be in trouble right now because I am looking for new members and even though I don't want to kick you out, I will do what I have to do to make the Neighborhood Watch Commitee's goals a reality.
*This does not make Cthulu happy, but Seth ignores him and goes to Justice.*
Seth: Justice......you are still in this tournament, but you better win because I have seen what you have done lately and quite frankily....it doesnt look too good. You have a tough challenge against the Tank, but you have had easy challenges and you have not even done those well. Defeat Tank and you will earn your right to remain with the NWC.
*Seth then looks at both of them.*
Seth: I suggest you two start impressing me and the higher power, who speaks through me or I will have no choice but to find someone who will. Now if you excuse me, I have some business to attend to so both of you better think about what I just said.
*Seth leaves as Cthulu looks at Justice and both dont seem to be happy.*
OOC: Like I said before, PM me if you want to join the NWC. Yes, I am recruiting.
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Jan 5, 2009 17:44:39 GMT -5
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Jan 5, 2009 17:50:34 GMT -5
Great so my next opponent is another musician...
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Post by Deleted on Jan 5, 2009 18:00:18 GMT -5
So I have Stryker in the next round. Should be interesting to see if my winning streak can continue. Good show all around.
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