Above Average
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Post by Above Average on Jan 6, 2009 21:05:46 GMT -5
Above Average, you seem to enjoy running your mouth and conveniently start throwing out challenges and demands when you damn well know our Family is in shambles!!! With our manager being wrongfully and unfairly fired just 24 hours ago, we are currently in no position to be considering any demands you may be throwing around, so just slow your roll son.
Maybe when our situation is justified and things are back the way they should be, then we can listen to what you have to say. As of right now, we have no time for you or your little Family Member wanna be partner.
Speaking of which, jazzman, how's the head feeling today? Oh right, your ears are probably still ringing and you can't hear me huh? Have a nice week. Excuses, excuses, excuses. That's all we ever hear from you Family guys these days. Oh, we already have matches booked! Oh, our manager got fired 24 hours ago! Oh, our ring attire isn't the correct colour today!
Stop making excuses! You and littlenaitch need to man up. If you're really as great a tag team as you proclaim, then surely you'll roll me and grbjazzman over next week anyway? To be honest though, I think you two should be stripped of the belts for failing to defend them!
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jan 6, 2009 21:57:11 GMT -5
Commentary for the next Heatz show is done. Tune in, as some intresting stuff is going to occur.
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Post by Topher is Human on Jan 6, 2009 22:00:14 GMT -5
But are you guys even feuding anymore? It seemed like there was some weird alliance going on. That's the beauty of it. The Family is still VERY against the Story, hence Above Average's recent matches with Southwest Connection, and Wordlife's crusade to destroy TheSam. But the little twist here is there is a slowly forming alliance between me and LittleNaitch, however Naitch is still against Above and Wordlife, and I'm still against TromboneMan and Tyfo. But the alliance adds alot more fuel to it at the same time. Gives the other members more reason to hate the opposition PLUS can always add tention within the stables. Expect ALOT more to happen with this story. The only thing is at times we're in more than one fued at a time. (like Cthulhu has been with Wordlife, and I have been with the whole NWC, now Seth)
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Post by The Tank on Jan 7, 2009 0:18:34 GMT -5
But are you guys even feuding anymore? It seemed like there was some weird alliance going on. That's the beauty of it. The Family is still VERY against the Story, hence Above Average's recent matches with Southwest Connection, and Wordlife's crusade to destroy TheSam. But the little twist here is there is a slowly forming alliance between me and LittleNaitch, however Naitch is still against Above and Wordlife, and I'm still against TromboneMan and Tyfo. But the alliance adds alot more fuel to it at the same time. Gives the other members more reason to hate the opposition PLUS can always add tention within the stables. Expect ALOT more to happen with this story. The only thing is at times we're in more than one fued at a time. (like Cthulhu has been with Wordlife, and I have been with the whole NWC, now Seth) Sounds like a 3-way feud is in the works here.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 7, 2009 0:54:51 GMT -5
I'm thinking of doing something a little different for the Live Events. Since we have so many people now, I want to split the roster in half for the house shows.
I'm not talking like the WWE Brand Extension. This more like how the WWF used to do things back in the 80's, where they had 2 sets of house show rosters.
One roster would have the WWCF Champion, and the other gets the Forum Champion. Everyone else will be assigned at random. What does everyone else think of this idea?
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littlenaitch
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Post by littlenaitch on Jan 7, 2009 1:24:11 GMT -5
I like that idea evil one.
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Post by The Tank on Jan 7, 2009 1:31:01 GMT -5
The Tank would like to announce that he is looking to get into this Faction War. The Tank doesn't need any backup, but having friends couldn't hurt, could it?
And remember, all previous engagements from my run before no longer matter. So, Family, you just might end up having a Legend as a long-lost relative if you play your cards right...
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Post by littlenaitch on Jan 7, 2009 1:55:19 GMT -5
We see littlenaitch in his hotel room as he looks into the camera.
So I hear that Above Average is complaining that The Sourhwest Connection haven't defended our belts in two months. Well don't worry about us defending our belts Above Average as we haven't had anyone to defend them against. Now you think that you and grbjazzman deserve a shot at the belts? Ha! Don't make me laugh pal. This is the first time you two have ever teamed up so don't even go down that road.
Instead of worrying about the connection defending our belts, I think you should be more worried about whether or not you can trust your tag team partner. Remember Double A, your tag team partner is coming after your belt and you never know if he will either leave you hanging or maybe even attack you so that way you are easy pickings come title match time.
Now jazzman, I tried getting you into The Family but in the end we felt like you just would not be able to cut it with us. The Family are three giuys who know how to win when it counts the most and you jazzman just don't know how to do that. I apologize about having to pound the snot out of you but we had to send a message to the locker room that The Family is a strong unit that should not be messed with and if your two little friends ever think about sticking their noses in The Family's business, well what we did to you will be nothing but a love tap compared to the beat down those two will suffere. Now turn the camera off as I have training to do!!
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Post by Topher is Human on Jan 7, 2009 4:11:55 GMT -5
*Motor-Colt is alone in the Story lockerroom watching Videos
First it's his debut match against LittleNaitch, then it's those two and Wordlife in the TLC Inferno matchup at GookerMania, then it's LittleNaitch vs Colt in the Steel Cage, then it's him and LittleNaitch teaming up against Justice and Metylerca in the Double Dog Collar Match at Family Reigns, then finally it's Colt vs TromboneMan in the Phantom of the Opera Match at Night of the Wrestling Zombies...*
D-Day: My god! Colt is almost there, the box is almost an arms length!
Madman: Watch out, TromboneMan is up! And this one's his... The TromboneMan has won it!
D: Don't get ahead of yourself! WOW! What a maneuver! And here it is, Colt has locked on The Final Thought!!
M: But you can't win by submission D-Day? What's the point?
D: You tell me, you're the colour commentator here!
M: Oh yeah, my bad... well he still has it locked in... I think he's trying to get TromboneMan to pass out in pain, so it'll be easier to win.
D: Or maybe, he's become a man possessed and is simply hell bent on destroying TromboneMan!
M: Well he has it won now D-Day.
D: Wait! What's this? Who are they?
M: That's The Southwest Connection! LittleNaitch and Tyfo, of the Family. They must've been hiding in the Boiler Room all along!
D: They have the glass box? What are they planning on doing.
M: OH MY GOD! RIGHT in Colt's face!
D: Look at all the blood, they must've had this planned all along! This is disgusting!
M: This is genious, The Family do what they do best...
*At that moment, Motor-Colt kicks the TV, destroying it*
You should've killed me when you had the chance... You should've killed me when you had the chance.
You make plans... we make history!
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Above Average
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Post by Above Average on Jan 7, 2009 19:40:18 GMT -5
We see littlenaitch in his hotel room as he looks into the camera.
So I hear that Above Average is complaining that The Sourhwest Connection haven't defended our belts in two months. Well don't worry about us defending our belts Above Average as we haven't had anyone to defend them against. Now you think that you and grbjazzman deserve a shot at the belts? Ha! Don't make me laugh pal. This is the first time you two have ever teamed up so don't even go down that road.
Instead of worrying about the connection defending our belts, I think you should be more worried about whether or not you can trust your tag team partner. Remember Double A, your tag team partner is coming after your belt and you never know if he will either leave you hanging or maybe even attack you so that way you are easy pickings come title match time.
Now jazzman, I tried getting you into The Family but in the end we felt like you just would not be able to cut it with us. The Family are three giuys who know how to win when it counts the most and you jazzman just don't know how to do that. I apologize about having to pound the snot out of you but we had to send a message to the locker room that The Family is a strong unit that should not be messed with and if your two little friends ever think about sticking their noses in The Family's business, well what we did to you will be nothing but a love tap compared to the beat down those two will suffere. Now turn the camera off as I have training to do!!
camera fades I have no need to be concerned about grbjazzman. He may be coming for my title at the PPV, but at the same time, he has already shown me that he is also a man of dignity, a man who believes in being the best within the rules set out by the company. He has already said he wants to face me one on one at the PPV with nothing else taking away from the match. A match quite simply where the better wrestler on the night will prevail.
I also find it a bit hypocrital that YOU would try to lecture someone on trusting others. We all know you've been trying to get inside Motor-Colt's head over the past month or two, to try to cause some dissension in the Story. Well, littlenaitch, I'm sorry to dissapoint you, but the Story is as strong as ever, and we WILL soon show that the Story are the number one stable in this organisation... in fact... haven't we already shown this? We all won our matches at Family Reigns - your own PPV, while only 1 of you 3 picked up a victory. And that victory was for you when you teamed with one of us.
To conclude, I didn't ask for a title shot for me and the jazzman. I said that if we defeat you we should get a title shot the next week. However, in reality I'd just like to see those tag belts put on the line. You're doing nothing for those belts by just letting them sit and rot around your waists. So I ask you again to man up and defend those belts!
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Jan 7, 2009 21:06:06 GMT -5
OKAY WHO WANTS TO WRITE A MATCH? THIS IS WHAT WE GOT SO FAR.
Sunday Night Heatz Card for January 11, 2009
Opening Singles Match(BEING WRITTEN BY WORDLIFEECW) Latino Meat VS One Doley Nation
Tag Team Match(BEING WRITTEN BY D-DAY DAVE) Wargame Warriors(Krazy E-Man and stevierichardsfan babyface) W/ Eli VS MolotovMocktail and Head Detective Aaron Enigma
Non-Title Triple Threat Hardcore Match[/color (BEING WRITTEN BY D-DAY DAVE) Legion VS Starshine VS The General Of The Monkey Army
MAIN EVENT Six Man Tag Match Brahma Bull, “Evil La Parka”, and Whitey “Daddy Phat Sax” Fats VS Viva Los Bio Dome!, Disco Stu, and Supersmark
Monday Niteraw Card for January 12, 2009
Opening Match King Of WrestleCrap 2nd Round Match Square W/Starshine VS Motor-Colt
King Of WrestleCrap 2nd Round Match Koda89 VS TromboneMan
Tag Team Match Metylerca and M.O.P. VS Justice and Providence(J is Justice and Cthulhu aka Providence)
King Of WrestleCrap 2nd Round Match(BEING WRITTEN BY D-DAY DAVE) The Tank VS Seth Drakin
King Of WrestleCrap 2nd Round Match Stryker Dark Silence W/MiLo Duck VS Evil Masked wordlifeecw
MAIN EVENT Non-Title Tag Team Match between the Tag Team Champs and the Inter-Forum Champ and the No. 1 Contender for Inter-Forum Championship The Southwest Connection(littlenaitch and Tyfo) VS Above Average and grbjazzman[/quote]
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jan 7, 2009 21:08:07 GMT -5
I will do the main event of the Six-man tag. All I need to know is who is more likely to win, though.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jan 7, 2009 21:27:49 GMT -5
I am going to do another Crusade like promo next week as I want to focus more on my match with Tank for my current promos this week.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jan 8, 2009 17:06:41 GMT -5
*Backstage, we see Seth Drakin’s new private locker room. He is in his wrestling gear prepared for an upcoming match in a house show. He looks at the camera and begins to speak.*
Seth: Tank……I understand what you mean when you say you came back to show WWCF what it used to be. Tank, back when you and I were competing one on one. It was pure and innocent. Unfortunately, that time is no longer here as we have vultures trying to take out wounded men, we have managers trying to steal from our very own owners, and we have people trying to injure other men. Our rematch will be a pure wrestling match which has been so limited by the current superstars. But while I know that you are planning to avenge the loss you took at Night of the Wrestling Zombies (a loss that took you two months to come back from), just know that I don’t plan on losing to you this time either. Like last time, this match has a lot on the line and only one of us can come out on top.
But if you are looking for a cause, I recommend my cause as I plan to restore the morality and dignity that this business so dearly needs. And whenever you do decide to join my cause, you know where to find me as I am not that hard to find.
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Jan 8, 2009 20:21:05 GMT -5
Just so you guys know you have until Saturday at Noon to get your votes in for Heatz and Niteraw if you haven't already.
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littlenaitch
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Post by littlenaitch on Jan 8, 2009 22:39:10 GMT -5
Littlenaitch is seen working out in a gym as he notices the camera.
Ok Double A, I'm getting a little sick of your mouth here buddy as you need to quit worrying about me and my partner defending our championship belts. We will defend our belts when we are damn good and ready to defend them. You and grbjazzman are not a true tag team and might not even last as a team through this whole match as I am telling you, grbjazzman could very well turn on you or walk out on you so it would be easier for him to take your title from you.
See, I don't think above average understands that my partner and I don't decide who gets a title shot as that duty belongs to the championshp committee. You know something Double A, I am not trying to get into Cult's head like you are claiming that I am. I have a tremendous amount of respect for that man as him and I have had our battles in the past and we kicked some serious ass at the pay-per-view. Him and I have a common enemy right now in a Mr Seth Drakin who we all know faked an injury to get out the double dog collar match at Family Reigns which he did return at so that shows everyone right there that he was afraid of getting his ass kicked by an unstoppable force of myself and Cult. Anyway, enough about Seth right now as this Monday I and my tag team partner are going to prove to everyone once again that we are the greatest tag team in the world today and there is nothing that you Above Average or my longtime friend grbjazzman can do about it!!!
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jan 8, 2009 23:01:12 GMT -5
Littlenaitch is seen working out in a gym as he notices the camera.
Ok Double A, I'm getting a little sick of your mouth here buddy as you need to quit worrying about me and my partner defending our championship belts. We will defend our belts when we are damn good and ready to defend them. You and grbjazzman are not a true tag team and might not even last as a team through this whole match as I am telling you, grbjazzman could very well turn on you or walk out on you so it would be easier for him to take your title from you.
See, I don't think above average understands that my partner and I don't decide who gets a title shot as that duty belongs to the championshp committee. You know something Double A, I am not trying to get into Cult's head like you are claiming that I am. I have a tremendous amount of respect for that man as him and I have had our battles in the past and we kicked some serious ass at the pay-per-view. Him and I have a common enemy right now in a Mr Seth Drakin who we all know faked an injury to get out the double dog collar match at Family Reigns which he did return at so that shows everyone right there that he was afraid of getting his ass kicked by an unstoppable force of myself and Cult. Anyway, enough about Seth right now as this Monday I and my tag team partner are going to prove to everyone once again that we are the greatest tag team in the world today and there is nothing that you Above Average or my longtime friend grbjazzman can do about it!!!
camera fades *Seth watches this from the moniter and is not happy.* Seth: Little Naitch, its seems to me that you want to be an annoying fly that wont shoo away so I'll tell you what. I am busy becoming the King of Wrestlecrap so after that pay per view, I may take you on in that double dog collar match, but since it isn't Family Reigns and you don't have the power to control the stipulations......I say I might need collateral for that challenge...that is of course, unless you are going to do what you've been saying I did and run scared. *Seth smiles.* Seth: Choke on that. *Camera fades to black.*
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jan 8, 2009 23:03:44 GMT -5
And the main event for Heatz! is now complete. Feedback is appreiciated.
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Post by littlenaitch on Jan 8, 2009 23:22:21 GMT -5
Littlenaitch is seen working out in a gym as he notices the camera.
Ok Double A, I'm getting a little sick of your mouth here buddy as you need to quit worrying about me and my partner defending our championship belts. We will defend our belts when we are damn good and ready to defend them. You and grbjazzman are not a true tag team and might not even last as a team through this whole match as I am telling you, grbjazzman could very well turn on you or walk out on you so it would be easier for him to take your title from you.
See, I don't think above average understands that my partner and I don't decide who gets a title shot as that duty belongs to the championshp committee. You know something Double A, I am not trying to get into Cult's head like you are claiming that I am. I have a tremendous amount of respect for that man as him and I have had our battles in the past and we kicked some serious ass at the pay-per-view. Him and I have a common enemy right now in a Mr Seth Drakin who we all know faked an injury to get out the double dog collar match at Family Reigns which he did return at so that shows everyone right there that he was afraid of getting his ass kicked by an unstoppable force of myself and Cult. Anyway, enough about Seth right now as this Monday I and my tag team partner are going to prove to everyone once again that we are the greatest tag team in the world today and there is nothing that you Above Average or my longtime friend grbjazzman can do about it!!!
camera fades *Seth watches this from the moniter and is not happy.* Seth: Little Naitch, its seems to me that you want to be an annoying fly that wont shoo away so I'll tell you what. I am busy becoming the King of Wrestlecrap so after that pay per view, I may take you on in that double dog collar match, but since it isn't Family Reigns and you don't have the power to control the stipulations......I say I might need collateral for that challenge...that is of course, unless you are going to do what you've been saying I did and run scared. *Seth smiles.* Seth: Choke on that. *Camera fades to black.* What's this collateral you are talking about?
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jan 8, 2009 23:24:51 GMT -5
*Seth watches this from the moniter and is not happy.* Seth: Little Naitch, its seems to me that you want to be an annoying fly that wont shoo away so I'll tell you what. I am busy becoming the King of Wrestlecrap so after that pay per view, I may take you on in that double dog collar match, but since it isn't Family Reigns and you don't have the power to control the stipulations......I say I might need collateral for that challenge...that is of course, unless you are going to do what you've been saying I did and run scared. *Seth smiles.* Seth: Choke on that. *Camera fades to black.* What's this collateral you are talking about? Seth: Give me something that will make me want to accept your challenge.
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