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Post by Ash Kingston on Dec 26, 2008 22:21:01 GMT -5
Scotty Goldman will continue to be unused except as awesome humor in his blogs.
Val Venis will be released, thus ruining a bunch of "what the hell does Sean Morley have on Vince" jokes, while spawning a bunch of "what the hell does Funaki have on Vince" comments.
Natalya will move to Raw and join Legacy, and feud with Mickie James or Beth Phoenix.
Michelle McCool will take 30 days off for wellness violations; many will joke it was so she can try to eat a whole sandwich.
DX will have one last reunion around No Way Out, only for HBK to turn on Triple H, setting up a HBK vs HHH match at WM25.
Santino Marella will enter the Rumble and last approximately seven seconds.
CM Punk's backstage NUKLEER HEATZZZ will keep the arenas warm during the winter, and he'll win the Royal Rumble.
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Post by HBKite on Dec 26, 2008 22:47:06 GMT -5
-Matt Hardy will turn heel and face Jeff and Edge in a triple threat match at Wrestlemania 25 for the WWE title
-Christian will return at Wrestlemania 25 and cost Edge the victory
-The Miz will turn face and have a feud with John Morrison
-Goldust and Santino: WWE Tag Team Champions
-Festus will get a horrible new gimmick
-MVP will turn face and be demoted to ECW
-CM Punk will turn heel after an altercation with Steve Austin
-John Morrison will get a huge push -Kane, D-Lo Brown, The Bogeyman, Goldust and Jimmy Wang Yang will be released
-Cena won't turn heel
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AC Slater
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Post by Frank Castle on Dec 26, 2008 22:54:32 GMT -5
I predict that Mickie James will be suspended for failing Wellness.
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Dec 26, 2008 23:09:29 GMT -5
Batista immediately receives a title shot upon his return from injury at Vengeance, defeating Edge in twelve minutes.
Victoria receives a shot at the Divas Championship, going down in defeat to Michelle McCool. It will be her final match in WWE, as she will retire shortly afterward.
Shawn Michaels will win the World Heavyweight Championship one last time at Summerslam, in a rematch of No Mercy 2008: a ladder match with Chris Jericho. Michaels will be forced to sell the title to JBL in order to support his family.
Christian returns on an episode of Smackdown. 79% of the people in attendance won't know who he is.
Stephanie McMahon will have a third child and miss significant airtime.
Jesse and Festus will be split up. Festus goes to Raw, his gimmick flounders as a solo act. Jesse becomes a rarely-used midcarder on ECW, there only to lose to Jack Swagger and whoever else comes through the pipeline.
Big Daddy V will be rehired, about 100 pounds lighter and looking much healthier. He still won't put a shirt on.
Tony Atlas will end his managerial services with Mark Henry, as he ventures to Smackdown to take on a new client: MVP.
Michael Cole will say "Oh my!" an estimated 792 times.
John Morrison will defeat Jeff Hardy to win the WWE Championship, mere hours after winning the Money in the Bank ladder match.
Candice Michelle will have a fourth rhinoplasty and three more collagen injections. Jillian Hall's face will finally implode upon itself.
CM Punk continues to hover around the main event scene, but will not win a World title.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 28, 2008 11:49:06 GMT -5
My 2009 Prediction already came true, unfortunately it's the one where Mike Adamle returned to being a weekend sports anchor on NBC5 news in Chicago.
Here's the shocker though, he only flubbed one line! He's improving!
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Post by BitterAF on Dec 28, 2008 12:00:07 GMT -5
- Hart Foundation 2.0/Stampede Bulldogs with Nattie. - CM Punk wins a world title and turns heel right afterwords. - Nattie wins divas title - Morrison wins MITB - The Miz wins the IC title - Swagger wins ECW title from Matt - Matt feuds with Jeff - Orton turns face while Batista turns heel - Taker wins and retires at WM 25 - And a shot in the dark, but HBK won't be poor anymore.
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