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Post by Mac on Dec 29, 2008 23:51:58 GMT -5
Well they do need muscle since Cody Rhodes is built like a figure skater and Manu like Gelatinous Orb fron Final Fantasy X.. now they just need someone who can wrestle and be interesting for them and I think they're off to a good start. I believe Mr. DiBiase is your man. That'd be great, but aside from a breif snippet of great heel action from him hes been about as interetsing as emptying my dogs anal sacks.
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Post by Eli on Dec 29, 2008 23:56:34 GMT -5
They're trying to build a stable around Randy Orton and a bunch of lackeys to do his bidding. Although DiBiase and Rhodes are fine in their roles, and Sim will just be muscle. Well they do need muscle since Cody Rhodes is built like a figure skater and Manu like Gelatinous Orb fron Final Fantasy X.. now they just need someone who can wrestle and be interesting for them and I think they're off to a good start. Do I sense a Blades of Glory remake? Manu- "Ergo, chick" Cody- "Wha- No!" Randy- "Okay, Cody, your hand goes on top" Cody- "NO!" Manu- "See?" Randy- *points to Manu* "Cause no one can lift your fat ass"
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Post by The Rager (Cole Miner) on Dec 30, 2008 0:19:35 GMT -5
I believe Mr. DiBiase is your man. That'd be great, but aside from a breif snippet of great heel action from him hes been about as interetsing as emptying my dogs anal sacks. That made laugh so hard. Its beyond ROFL
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 30, 2008 0:37:40 GMT -5
Because Orton is just SUCH a sweet guy on TV....
Kelly Kelly has to be dumber than Sting when it came to Flair.
"Maybe Flair is my friend this time. OOPSIE DAISY!"
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Post by Aaron E. Dangerously on Dec 30, 2008 0:49:30 GMT -5
Suffice to say, she burned in his light that night.
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Post by The Blue Blazer on Dec 30, 2008 0:57:52 GMT -5
That made me sad. Just helped reinforce that pretty girls like douchebags.
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 30, 2008 0:58:38 GMT -5
That made me sad. Just helped reinforce that pretty girls like douchebags. You need to learn it somewhere.
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Post by The Blue Blazer on Dec 30, 2008 1:00:35 GMT -5
That made me sad. Just helped reinforce that pretty girls like douchebags. You need to learn it somewhere. Heh...I've learned that lesson many times.
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Post by corndog on Dec 30, 2008 1:20:52 GMT -5
Kelly-Do you like puppies? Randy slaps her in the face Kelly- Do you like sex? Randy slaps her in the face again and then they go back to the hotel room to go bang.
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Post by Chainsaw on Dec 30, 2008 1:51:28 GMT -5
Lots of bag pooping and sink pissing. I am intrigued by your beliefs, and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
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Post by DanKirby on Dec 30, 2008 1:57:07 GMT -5
I guess she was a really big fan of Evolution. In the past few months she's gone through Batista, HHH (SDvR09 ad, DX-mas promo), and now Orton. Bet Flair's really kicking himself for leaving now.
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Post by Magician under the moonlight on Dec 30, 2008 2:04:34 GMT -5
Because Orton is just SUCH a sweet guy on TV.... Kelly Kelly has to be dumber than Sting when it came to Flair. "Maybe Flair is my friend this time. OOPSIE DAISY!" Good girld like bad guys, this is a well known fact. Wait a minute, this isn't high school?
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Post by PsychoGoatee on Dec 30, 2008 2:18:44 GMT -5
This storyline is pretty legendary, but not as good as the Kane/Kelly angle.
It could have led to Kelly running away to a cabin in the woods to hide out, but Kane (of See No Evil fame) follows her there... for 90 minutes of straight to video terror!
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Post by greeby on Dec 30, 2008 2:47:03 GMT -5
Thing is, I don't get it. Just about everyone thought it was gonna be a face who'd then feud with Kane. Now it turns out to be a one night stand with Orton?
I guess Kane will get on her case next week saying "Now you know what it's like to be used etc etc"
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Dec 30, 2008 3:08:38 GMT -5
Thing is, I don't get it. Just about everyone thought it was gonna be a face who'd then feud with Kane. Now it turns out to be a one night stand with Orton? I guess Kane will get on her case next week saying "Now you know what it's like to be used etc etc" It's a Kane storyline, they usually don't make much sense. But where the f*** was Kane after it was revealed to be Orton? He goes through all that trouble to find out who it was, and is nice enough to let Orton compete in the match, without bothering him.
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 30, 2008 3:12:03 GMT -5
Thing is, I don't get it. Just about everyone thought it was gonna be a face who'd then feud with Kane. Now it turns out to be a one night stand with Orton? I guess Kane will get on her case next week saying "Now you know what it's like to be used etc etc" It's a Kane storyline, they usually don't make much sense. But where the snork was Kane after it was revealed to be Orton? He goes through all that trouble to find out who it was, and is nice enough to let Orton compete in the match, without bothering him. Probably either being amused, or he had left the arena.
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Dec 30, 2008 3:14:54 GMT -5
You know, the payoff for this will be completely worth it if Orton gives her the head punt. I've got no problems with Kelly, I just really want to see him punt kick a Diva. I'm a twisted individual.
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Post by PsiKoTicK on Dec 30, 2008 4:38:23 GMT -5
I think Orton/Kane will feud now, since Orton is out of the Rumble title match - and BOOM K2 hooks up with Kane, as he won't "use her" and we get a Kane face run and he challenges Cena in a face vs face match at WRESTLEMANIA and OH MY GOD WHO IS THAT IN THE IMPACT ZONE, DON? and then...
Guys, just sit back and enjoy the show. Not everything has to make 100% perfect sense. It's WRESTLING, we know it's not real. What happens next, hopefully, is a surprise to all of us and we go "ooooh" and get interested and tell our friends who go "hmm, that is interesting" and the ratings go up. That's what EVERYTHING they do is about.
According to people who are "in the know," she's likely banged everyone on the roster, including the other Divas while people watched. There was a thread here a while back about how the Divas are just there for the guys to bang, and if they happen to make money off them, groovy. Personally, I find that unlikely (at least for some of them). I don't see Trish banging the roster, or Lita for that matter, or Beth, or Mickie, or Melkina, or Maryse, or Kelly, etc, basically I think it's just like any other situation when a man and a woman spend a lot of time alone together. Things happen, I'm sure, but it's not a big orgy. It wouldn't surprise me if there was a LOT of sex going on in the hotel after a show, but it also wouldn't surprise me if everybody just went to their rooms and passed out, because they just traveled around the country, did promotional events, filmed a television show, and are tired and worn out. Plenty of wrestlers have families, and stay faithful. Plenty don't. It's just like <gasp> a real job, where things happen (and more opportunities abound). No one says Velvet Sky is banging half the TNA roster, they all go "oh, she's with Gregory Helms" and nobody says things about Maryse, they go "She's with The Miz."
So, seriously - all the talk of "omg, she's a slut" is stupid, and should be cut out. These people work hard to entertain us, just like the hollywood gals do. I don't see you guys going "omg, Scarlett Johansson is such a slut" after she did The Spirit, and dressed up as a Nazi. "She slept her way to the position she's in!" (which, truth to tell, I'd expect more out of the hollywood folks than the wrestling folks).
Wow, I went all rambling there. Forgive me :X
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Post by Jared Jammer on Dec 30, 2008 4:45:08 GMT -5
Kelly's acting was the worst I've seen since that tramp Lita left to go work with her terrible band.
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 30, 2008 4:58:21 GMT -5
This storyline is pretty legendary, but not as good as the Kane/Kelly angle. It could have led to Kelly running away to a cabin in the woods to hide out, but Kane (of See No Evil fame) follows her there... for 90 minutes of straight to video terror! Wha.... Ohhhhh. I thought you meant like "One Night With Kane" or something....
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