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Post by D-Lo's #1 Fan on Dec 30, 2008 6:07:41 GMT -5
She now hears voices in her cooch.
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 30, 2008 6:12:45 GMT -5
She now hears voices in her cooch. They counsel her, they're in her clam They talk to her, they talk to herrrrrrrr
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Post by D-Lo's #1 Fan on Dec 30, 2008 9:06:05 GMT -5
She now hears voices in her cooch. They counsel her, they're in her clam They talk to her, they talk to herrrrrrrr This world needs a duet from us.
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Post by Jobes on Dec 30, 2008 9:13:33 GMT -5
There was a thread here a while back about how the Divas are just there for the guys to bang, and if they happen to make money off them, groovy. Personally, I find that unlikely (at least for some of them). I don't see Trish banging the roster, or Lita for that matter [/u][/quote] Lulz...
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Post by Se7en: Horse That Wrote Poems on Dec 30, 2008 12:32:14 GMT -5
There was a thread here a while back about how the Divas are just there for the guys to bang, and if they happen to make money off them, groovy. Personally, I find that unlikely (at least for some of them). I don't see Trish banging the roster, or Lita for that matter [/u][/quote] Credible argument LOST.
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Post by Snitsky on Dec 30, 2008 16:52:15 GMT -5
i wonder if kelly has had to have that conversation with guys in real life...she seemed very natural with the lines
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Post by greeby on Dec 30, 2008 16:58:21 GMT -5
i wonder if kelly has had to have that conversation with guys in real life...she seemed very natural with the lines I think the experience with the guy in your sig may have inspired it
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Post by Mac on Dec 30, 2008 19:29:34 GMT -5
Orton should pretend to get back with Kelly, and the end result should be a vicious punt that puts Kelly in the hospital with severe brain damage. The entire roster should turn on Orton and he should be the only heel on the show, bring in some outside/new talent to be his lackies and take beatings for him. Have that be the angle for RAW 2009.
Then WWE should hype Kelly Kelly's return through a series on vignettes from a darkened hospital room where you can only see the outline of her, and the person in the room shes talking to (Lets make it Mickie James). She talks about how gross she is, and how this has changed her life, and how she has migranes and depression from the Punt. Mickie keeps imploring Kelly to look at herself in the mirror and she says she can't. Until the final vignette, she gets the mirror. We cant see what she sees but she looks in the mirror and starts laughing maniacly as Mickie James backs out of the room terrified.
When Kelly returns to RAW Orton calls her out and says hes sick of her begging for sympathy. Orton then drags Kelly's Brother out of the front row and beats the crap out of him.
Then a hand comes from under the ring and pulls Orton under as the whole arena goes black and the ring just implodes.
When the lights come back on the camera is focusing on Orton laying amidst the debris. Then Kelly Kelly's music cues up and Manu comes down in Kelly Kelly's attire with his hair dyed blond and a mask on to cover the disfigurement.
From this point on Manu plays the role of Kelly Kelly with the voice work dubbed over by Kelly herself.
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Post by dh03grad on Dec 30, 2008 19:54:03 GMT -5
Orton should pretend to get back with Kelly, and the end result should be a vicious punt that puts Kelly in the hospital with severe brain damage. The entire roster should turn on Orton and he should be the only heel on the show, bring in some outside/new talent to be his lackies and take beatings for him. Have that be the angle for RAW 2009. Then WWE should hype Kelly Kelly's return through a series on vignettes from a darkened hospital room where you can only see the outline of her, and the person in the room shes talking to (Lets make it Mickie James). She talks about how gross she is, and how this has changed her life, and how she has migranes and depression from the Punt. Mickie keeps imploring Kelly to look at herself in the mirror and she says she can't. Until the final vignette, she gets the mirror. We cant see what she sees but she looks in the mirror and starts laughing maniacly as Mickie James backs out of the room terrified. When Kelly returns to RAW Orton calls her out and says hes sick of her begging for sympathy. Orton then drags Kelly's Brother out of the front row and beats the crap out of him. Then a hand comes from under the ring and pulls Orton under as the whole arena goes black and the ring just implodes. When the lights come back on the camera is focusing on Orton laying amidst the debris. Then Kelly Kelly's music cues up and Manu comes down in Kelly Kelly's attire with his hair dyed blond and a mask on to cover the disfigurement. From this point on Manu plays the role of Kelly Kelly with the voice work dubbed over by Kelly herself. wtf man lol
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Dec 30, 2008 20:01:12 GMT -5
Orton should pretend to get back with Kelly, and the end result should be a vicious punt that puts Kelly in the hospital with severe brain damage. The entire roster should turn on Orton and he should be the only heel on the show, bring in some outside/new talent to be his lackies and take beatings for him. Have that be the angle for RAW 2009. Then WWE should hype Kelly Kelly's return through a series on vignettes from a darkened hospital room where you can only see the outline of her, and the person in the room shes talking to (Lets make it Mickie James). She talks about how gross she is, and how this has changed her life, and how she has migranes and depression from the Punt. Mickie keeps imploring Kelly to look at herself in the mirror and she says she can't. Until the final vignette, she gets the mirror. We cant see what she sees but she looks in the mirror and starts laughing maniacly as Mickie James backs out of the room terrified. When Kelly returns to RAW Orton calls her out and says hes sick of her begging for sympathy. Orton then drags Kelly's Brother out of the front row and beats the crap out of him. Then a hand comes from under the ring and pulls Orton under as the whole arena goes black and the ring just implodes. When the lights come back on the camera is focusing on Orton laying amidst the debris. Then Kelly Kelly's music cues up and Manu comes down in Kelly Kelly's attire with his hair dyed blond and a mask on to cover the disfigurement. From this point on Manu plays the role of Kelly Kelly with the voice work dubbed over by Kelly herself. [announcer]Don't do Drugs, kids[/announcer].
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Post by Mac on Dec 30, 2008 22:27:17 GMT -5
Orton should pretend to get back with Kelly, and the end result should be a vicious punt that puts Kelly in the hospital with severe brain damage. The entire roster should turn on Orton and he should be the only heel on the show, bring in some outside/new talent to be his lackies and take beatings for him. Have that be the angle for RAW 2009. Then WWE should hype Kelly Kelly's return through a series on vignettes from a darkened hospital room where you can only see the outline of her, and the person in the room shes talking to (Lets make it Mickie James). She talks about how gross she is, and how this has changed her life, and how she has migranes and depression from the Punt. Mickie keeps imploring Kelly to look at herself in the mirror and she says she can't. Until the final vignette, she gets the mirror. We cant see what she sees but she looks in the mirror and starts laughing maniacly as Mickie James backs out of the room terrified. When Kelly returns to RAW Orton calls her out and says hes sick of her begging for sympathy. Orton then drags Kelly's Brother out of the front row and beats the crap out of him. Then a hand comes from under the ring and pulls Orton under as the whole arena goes black and the ring just implodes. When the lights come back on the camera is focusing on Orton laying amidst the debris. Then Kelly Kelly's music cues up and Manu comes down in Kelly Kelly's attire with his hair dyed blond and a mask on to cover the disfigurement. From this point on Manu plays the role of Kelly Kelly with the voice work dubbed over by Kelly herself. wtf man lol Too much? Its something to do with Manu.
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Post by Sana's got that SUPA LUV on Dec 31, 2008 0:37:38 GMT -5
Orton should pretend to get back with Kelly, and the end result should be a vicious punt that puts Kelly in the hospital with severe brain damage. The entire roster should turn on Orton and he should be the only heel on the show, bring in some outside/new talent to be his lackies and take beatings for him. Have that be the angle for RAW 2009. Then WWE should hype Kelly Kelly's return through a series on vignettes from a darkened hospital room where you can only see the outline of her, and the person in the room shes talking to (Lets make it Mickie James). She talks about how gross she is, and how this has changed her life, and how she has migranes and depression from the Punt. Mickie keeps imploring Kelly to look at herself in the mirror and she says she can't. Until the final vignette, she gets the mirror. We cant see what she sees but she looks in the mirror and starts laughing maniacly as Mickie James backs out of the room terrified. When Kelly returns to RAW Orton calls her out and says hes sick of her begging for sympathy. Orton then drags Kelly's Brother out of the front row and beats the crap out of him. Then a hand comes from under the ring and pulls Orton under as the whole arena goes black and the ring just implodes. When the lights come back on the camera is focusing on Orton laying amidst the debris. Then Kelly Kelly's music cues up and Manu comes down in Kelly Kelly's attire with his hair dyed blond and a mask on to cover the disfigurement. From this point on Manu plays the role of Kelly Kelly with the voice work dubbed over by Kelly herself. It was good... until the Manu part. Take that out and I would approve of this.
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Post by Aaron E. Dangerously on Dec 31, 2008 2:35:57 GMT -5
Orton should pretend to get back with Kelly, and the end result should be a vicious punt that puts Kelly in the hospital with severe brain damage. The entire roster should turn on Orton and he should be the only heel on the show, bring in some outside/new talent to be his lackies and take beatings for him. Have that be the angle for RAW 2009. Then WWE should hype Kelly Kelly's return through a series on vignettes from a darkened hospital room where you can only see the outline of her, and the person in the room shes talking to (Lets make it Mickie James). She talks about how gross she is, and how this has changed her life, and how she has migranes and depression from the Punt. Mickie keeps imploring Kelly to look at herself in the mirror and she says she can't. Until the final vignette, she gets the mirror. We cant see what she sees but she looks in the mirror and starts laughing maniacly as Mickie James backs out of the room terrified. When Kelly returns to RAW Orton calls her out and says hes sick of her begging for sympathy. Orton then drags Kelly's Brother out of the front row and beats the crap out of him. Then a hand comes from under the ring and pulls Orton under as the whole arena goes black and the ring just implodes. When the lights come back on the camera is focusing on Orton laying amidst the debris. Then Kelly Kelly's music cues up and Manu comes down in Kelly Kelly's attire with his hair dyed blond and a mask on to cover the disfigurement. From this point on Manu plays the role of Kelly Kelly with the voice work dubbed over by Kelly herself. That's awesome!
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Post by Red 'n' Black Reggie on Dec 31, 2008 8:35:57 GMT -5
Orton should pretend to get back with Kelly, and the end result should be a vicious punt that puts Kelly in the hospital with severe brain damage. The entire roster should turn on Orton and he should be the only heel on the show, bring in some outside/new talent to be his lackies and take beatings for him. Have that be the angle for RAW 2009. Then WWE should hype Kelly Kelly's return through a series on vignettes from a darkened hospital room where you can only see the outline of her, and the person in the room shes talking to (Lets make it Mickie James). She talks about how gross she is, and how this has changed her life, and how she has migranes and depression from the Punt. Mickie keeps imploring Kelly to look at herself in the mirror and she says she can't. Until the final vignette, she gets the mirror. We cant see what she sees but she looks in the mirror and starts laughing maniacly as Mickie James backs out of the room terrified. When Kelly returns to RAW Orton calls her out and says hes sick of her begging for sympathy. Orton then drags Kelly's Brother out of the front row and beats the crap out of him. Then a hand comes from under the ring and pulls Orton under as the whole arena goes black and the ring just implodes. When the lights come back on the camera is focusing on Orton laying amidst the debris. Then Kelly Kelly's music cues up and Manu comes down in Kelly Kelly's attire with his hair dyed blond and a mask on to cover the disfigurement. From this point on Manu plays the role of Kelly Kelly with the voice work dubbed over by Kelly herself. It was good... until the Manu part. ... at which point it became even better. that is genius.
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Post by Mac on Dec 31, 2008 9:37:58 GMT -5
It was good... until the Manu part. ... at which point it became even better. that is genius. I just want the WWE to do something with Manu. And clearly the Legacy thing isnt going to work for this bulbuous samoan void. I think for a guy whos green he shows signs he could actually be somewhat decent in the ring. Hes slow and needs the right gimmick. WWE needs to try do something something with the younger talent in the company instead of throwing them together because all their moms got knocked up by WWE Hall of Famers.
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Post by Celgress on Dec 31, 2008 11:07:20 GMT -5
That made me sad. Just helped reinforce that pretty girls like douchebags. You need to learn it somewhere. Pretty dumb girls do anyway.
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Post by Dolph Zalgo on Dec 31, 2008 11:38:31 GMT -5
You know, the payoff for this will be completely worth it if Orton gives her the head punt. I've got no problems with Kelly, I just really want to see him punt kick a Diva. I'm a twisted individual. Head punt? HEAD punt? Moar liek c*** punt. I'm all for it! I'd like to see more (kayfabed, not Benoit-style) man on female violence in wrestling. I'm sicker and moar twisted than you.
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