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Post by CM Crünk is teh 'CRAP! on Dec 30, 2008 21:08:26 GMT -5
In recent weeks we have been hearing some crazy rumors about him, now it's time to make some crazy NEWZ about him that is just wacky.
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 30, 2008 21:12:55 GMT -5
Vince McMahon is able to become a weremoose, but it's never been something he wanted to try twice. Too much joint pain.
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Post by Thaal Sinestro on Dec 30, 2008 21:16:35 GMT -5
Vince is currently in negotiations for the take over of wrestling company Total Nonstop Action.
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Post by Ash Kingston on Dec 30, 2008 21:20:29 GMT -5
After weeks of confusion regarding the direction in which World Wrestling Entertainment was headed, sources from near the top of the company have confirmed that the CEO of the company, Vince McMahon, is, in fact, a pod person. When called for comment, Vince denied all rumors before announcing to this reporter that he planned to have Hornswoggle become the new Undisputed Champion by pinning both John Cena and Jeff Hardy cleanly in the Hammerstein Ballroom. Paul Heymen was then heard in the background cackling madly.
rajah
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Post by Magician under the moonlight on Dec 30, 2008 21:22:37 GMT -5
It's been revealed that Vince is thinking about running against Obama for the next presidential campaign.
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Post by hargh on Dec 30, 2008 23:31:17 GMT -5
Vince McMahon once passed gas at a creative meeting. He proceded to pass the blame to Michael Cole, who happened to be passing by while carrying Mr. McMahon's french vanilla latte. Everyone then pointed and laughed at Cole, who ran out of the room with tears in his eyes.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2008 23:33:18 GMT -5
Vince McMahon once passed gas at a creative meeting. He proceded to pass the blame to Michael Cole, who happened to be passing by while carrying Mr. McMahon's french vanilla latte. Everyone then pointed and laughed at Cole, who ran out of the room with tears in his eyes. Vintage Cole!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2008 23:35:10 GMT -5
Vince McMahon once passed gas at a creative meeting. He proceded to pass the blame to Michael Cole, who happened to be passing by while carrying Mr. McMahon's french vanilla latte. Everyone then pointed and laughed at Cole, who ran out of the room with tears in his eyes. Vintage Cole! Vince then rehired Heidenreich, and sent him to rape Cole. Afterwards, Heidenreich was released for eating half the catering table, including the cocktail weenies--McMahon's favorite hors d'ouvres.
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Post by wildojinx on Dec 30, 2008 23:49:24 GMT -5
Vince McMahon is actually a time lord. However, he misplaced his time traveling phone booth sometime in the 50s, and decided to cook up a story that he was vince sr's son, and vince sr believed him!
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Post by CMPunk4Prez on Dec 30, 2008 23:56:59 GMT -5
Vince McMahon once passed gas at a creative meeting. He proceded to pass the blame to Michael Cole, who happened to be passing by while carrying Mr. McMahon's french vanilla latte. Everyone then pointed and laughed at Cole, who ran out of the room with tears in his eyes. Vintage Cole! New Sig Quote! *nevermind, too many letters
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Post by Aaron E. Dangerously on Dec 31, 2008 0:01:35 GMT -5
Vince McMahon was recently caught coming out of a sex shop in the Red Light District of Stockholm, holding a package shaped like Swedish penis-enlarging pump. When confronted, McMahon said "I'm telling ya baby, that's not mine!"
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Post by WWE Trademarked My Name on Dec 31, 2008 0:05:31 GMT -5
Vince McMahon is looking to put the wrestling world behind him and pursue a professional football career.
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Post by Tarik Dee on Dec 31, 2008 0:05:45 GMT -5
Vince McMahon was recently caught coming out of a sex shop in the Red Light District of Stockholm, holding a package shaped like Swedish penis-enlarging pump. When confronted, McMahon said "I'm telling ya baby, that's not mine!" Austin Powers Reference FTW!
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Post by thuschongswing on Dec 31, 2008 0:34:00 GMT -5
It is reported that while being temporarily without power in the WWE offices in Stamford, Vince McMahon ordered Carlito to cover himself up in tin foil, wear a rabbit ears antenna on his head, and stand on top of the television in the lounge. When Carlito told Vince that it was impossible to stand on the television - which was a 60 inch flatpanel LCD display - and that the modern television had stopped using antennas years ago (many say that Vince did know about this factoid), Vince said that Carlito was not his "main man" anymore and that he would find somebody that was. Rumor has it that this incident may or may not have given Carlito his nuclear heatz.
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Post by iampappas on Dec 31, 2008 0:38:36 GMT -5
Word has it that Vince McMahon is strongly considering having Randy Savage headline the 2009 Hall of Fame class during WrestleMania weekend.
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 31, 2008 0:43:15 GMT -5
Vince McMahon likes to drink soda.
Ms. Lippy's car is green.
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Post by Aaron E. Dangerously on Dec 31, 2008 0:46:43 GMT -5
Vince McMahon once passed gas at a creative meeting. He proceded to pass the blame to Michael Cole, who happened to be passing by while carrying Mr. McMahon's french vanilla latte. Everyone then pointed and laughed at Cole, who ran out of the room with tears in his eyes. Vintage Cole! He got insulted right on his skull!
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Post by Cyno on Dec 31, 2008 0:54:48 GMT -5
It has been rumored that Vince is actually the Batman.
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 31, 2008 0:55:56 GMT -5
It has been rumored that Vince is actually the Batman. So you think your boss, a billionaire, is secretly out there every night, beating down crooks with his bare hands.... and you want to blackmail him?
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Post by theshowstoppa on Dec 31, 2008 1:01:24 GMT -5
Vince has finally caught up the times, and decided to give the fans what they want.
Now, THAT'S crazy.
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