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Post by The Tank on Aug 20, 2008 15:40:55 GMT -5
That's actually not a bad idea. If CHIKARAmigo gets on, we could throw that out. Whatever excuse is needed to beat down those British wackos...WHAT? WHAT? I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING! YOU'RE IMAGINING THINGS! SHUT UP!*Giant Singh is seen leaving the dressing room of the New British Empire, clutching a smashed radio. Nigel McGuinness is seen escorting him out of the door* Nigel: "No problem, my fellow Punjabi friend, I appreciate you bringing this to light. I wish you hadn't brain chopped the radio... but it's a small issue compared to the one you have told me about. I can't believe those cheeky swines would insinuate such a thing about us. I mean, we're World Cup Champions to be-" [/color] *Singh stares at him* Nigel: "Er... yes, you erm... c-c-could be as well. The point is, they're messing with a team. Sure, individually they may be a bunch of jacked-up screwed-up buffoons who can win the odd squash match here and there. But we're greater. We're better. We're..... British."*Pats Singh on shoulder* Nigel: "And you've got a damn good reason to have issue with them, haven't you? That mug Goldberg stole that title that you we're supposed to find with your partner Rico.... he scarred you didn't he?"*Singh nods sadly* Nigel: "Don't give up. Right at this moment, I am giving you as many rupees - it is rupees isn't it? - as you need to restart up Hollywood and Bollywood Investigations so you can deal with Iceberg. Me and the boys in here-"*Nigel points back into dressing room* Nigel: (smiling menancingly) "We'll take care of the rest of them, once we lift the World Cup. Once again, I thank you from the bottom of my..... erm.... god, what's it called... oh....."
*clicks fingers* Nigel: "I know - Heart! Now, I'll see you later, me old mucker."*They share a handshake and Singh walks off*[/quote] Um......how could he hear anything if I didn't start talking about the British until after he broke the radio?
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Post by bigdaddyfive on Aug 20, 2008 19:51:32 GMT -5
*Giant Singh is seen leaving the dressing room of the New British Empire, clutching a smashed radio. Nigel McGuinness is seen escorting him out of the door* Nigel: "No problem, my fellow Punjabi friend, I appreciate you bringing this to light. Your contacts at the FPELICE serve you well. I can't believe those cheeky swines would insinuate such a thing about us. I mean, we're World Cup Champions to be-"*Singh stares at him* Nigel: "Er... yes, you erm... c-c-could be as well. The point is, they're messing with a team. Sure, individually they may be a bunch of jacked-up screwed-up buffoons who can win the odd squash match here and there. But we're greater. We're better. We're..... British."*Pats Singh on shoulder* Nigel: "And you've got a damn good reason to have issue with them, haven't you? That mug Goldberg stole that title that you we're supposed to find with your partner Rico.... he scarred you didn't he?"*Singh nods sadly* Nigel: "Don't give up. Right at this moment, I am giving you as many rupees - it is rupees isn't it? - as you need to restart up Hollywood and Bollywood Investigations so you can deal with Iceberg. Me and the boys in here-"*Nigel points back into dressing room* Nigel: (smiling menancingly) "We'll take care of the rest of them, once we lift the World Cup. Once again, I thank you from the bottom of my..... erm.... god, what's it called... oh....."
*clicks fingers* Nigel: "I know - Heart! Now, I'll see you later, me old mucker."*They share a handshake and Singh walks off* Um......how could he hear anything if I didn't start talking about the British until after he broke the radio? I have no idea what you're talking about.
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Post by Big BosskMan on Aug 21, 2008 12:36:32 GMT -5
*Giant Singh is seen leaving the dressing room of the New British Empire, clutching a smashed radio. Nigel McGuinness is seen escorting him out of the door* Nigel: "No problem, my fellow Punjabi friend, I appreciate you bringing this to light. I wish you hadn't brain chopped the radio... but it's a small issue compared to the one you have told me about. I can't believe those cheeky swines would insinuate such a thing about us. I mean, we're World Cup Champions to be-" [/color] *Singh stares at him* Nigel: "Er... yes, you erm... c-c-could be as well. The point is, they're messing with a team. Sure, individually they may be a bunch of jacked-up screwed-up buffoons who can win the odd squash match here and there. But we're greater. We're better. We're..... British."*Pats Singh on shoulder* Nigel: "And you've got a damn good reason to have issue with them, haven't you? That mug Goldberg stole that title that you we're supposed to find with your partner Rico.... he scarred you didn't he?"*Singh nods sadly* Nigel: "Don't give up. Right at this moment, I am giving you as many rupees - it is rupees isn't it? - as you need to restart up Hollywood and Bollywood Investigations so you can deal with Iceberg. Me and the boys in here-"*Nigel points back into dressing room* Nigel: (smiling menancingly) "We'll take care of the rest of them, once we lift the World Cup. Once again, I thank you from the bottom of my..... erm.... god, what's it called... oh....."
*clicks fingers* Nigel: "I know - Heart! Now, I'll see you later, me old mucker."*They share a handshake and Singh walks off*[/quote] Um......how could he hear anything if I didn't start talking about the British until after he broke the radio?[/quote] Dude, a giant has giant ears. Duh.
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Post by bigdaddyfive on Aug 21, 2008 15:49:10 GMT -5
My client, Vader, would like another victim at the next FPEL Unleashed.
Also, at the PPV after next(cause vader is already booked for the next one), we are sending out an open challenge to any other 7 wrestlers to take part in an 8 man free-for-all elimination type match that I like to dub the King of the Mountain match (its a sweeney original).
8 men enter, one man leaves.
Can YOU become king of the mountain? So far I have: Vader Akira Taue CM Punk *Sweeney picks up his mobile phone. He has received a voice message*MESSAGE RECEIVED TODAY AT 21.37. MESSAGE BEGINS: "Hi, this is The Giant Singh. Pleasure to talk to you sir, you certainly seem to be making inroads into the FPEL. Sorry to take up your no-doubt valuable time, but the word doing the rounds is that you are hosting a match what can only be described as a Sweeney original. As this company's premier attraction and the biggest athlete on the roster, I feel it only proper to request my participation in such a prestigious contest. If you could make this possible, I would be most grateful. Anyway, must dash - life's all go at the moment. Call me if you have any problems, otherwise I look forward to being added to the match. Your new pal, The Giant Singh." MESSAGE ENDS. DELETE MESSAGE?
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Post by Triple H buried SnS on Aug 21, 2008 16:02:44 GMT -5
Fantastic! I'll add you to the match right now!
Punk's beginning to look like a little fish in a big pond in this match. aahahaha
Maybe I can fasion some type of award for the winner of this type of match(i think we have enough titles)... I'll see what I can come up with... if anyone has any suggestions,let me know.
Maybe a King of the Mountain trophy that only gets defended in the same style matches?
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Post by Lupin the Third on Aug 22, 2008 0:16:50 GMT -5
History will be made and careers and lives will be shaped forever, tonight on FPEL Live!!*The opening credits roll once again.* Hello once again, wrestling fans and MMA fans, to another edition of FPEL Unleashed! Joey Styles here, alongside me as always is Bobby "The Brain" Heenan! Heenan, we have a great show tonight!You ain't just whistlin' dixie, Joey! Tonight we have DomiNation take on the Best Damn Faction, Period! in a 8-man elimination tag, feud-ending bout as our co-main event!Also tonight, we have Ortiz/Shamrock 5: The War Rages On! But let's get right to the action and start off with the 2nd round of the FPEL World Cup!Opening Bout: Team USA v. Team Mexico*Once again, another excellent opening bout between these two teams. Hot tags from both sides and a little brawling on the outside. But once again, Team USA comes out on top.* Results: Team USA d. Team Mexico in 18:32 after a Styles ClashTeam Mexico struggles once again to gain a victory in the competition as Team USA starts out 2-0!Well, what'd you expect, Joey? Here we have Mil Mascaras and Dos Caras, Jr. Two of the finest luchadores on the planet, teaming up with Juvi Guerrera. Those two can't balance out the amount of suck that Juvi brings to the table.Oh come on, Brain! Juventud Guerrera is a fine luchadore in the world of pro wrestling.I still think he's all talk, no walk.Second Bout: Team Canada v. Team Britain*Another excellent bout between two solid teams. Both teams had good strategic tags between them, but in the end Burchill made Storm tap with a standing armbar.* Results: Team Britain d. Team Canada in 34:25 with a Standing X Arm HoldNow this was a good match, Joey. It's too bad that Lance had to tap, but he couldn't stop "The Ripper!"Right you are, Brain. And with that, Team Britain also moves to 2-0!Third Bout: Team Japan v. Team India*Once again, another pretty solid match between these two. The surprise came at the end when KENTA somehow picked up Giant Singh and hit him with the Go 2 Sleep for the win.* Results: Team Japan d. Team India in 21:19 after a Go 2 Sleep I don't know what the hell KENTA ate for breakfast, but it must've helped, because I've never seen someone that small pick up Giant Singh, and hit him with that complex a move.He probably listened to the Hulkster and took his vitamins, and when I mean vitamins, I mean steroids.Fourth Bout: Team Colony v. Team Parts Unknown*The final matchup in the 2nd round, and it’s another odd pairing. Somewhat of a decent match between these two. In the end, Doink finishes off Soldier Ant for the win.* Results: Team Parts Unknown d. Team Colony in 25:02 after a Reverse Figure 4Once again, the evil clown is able to pull out a win for the team. Let's take a look at the standings so far!FPEL World Cup After 2 rounds 1. Team USA 10 pts 1. Team Britain 10 pts 1. Team Japan 10 pts 1. Team Parts Unknown 10 pts 5. Team Canada 0 pts 5. Team Mexico 0 pts 5. Team India 0 pts 5. Team Colony 0 pts Fifth Bout: Milano Collection AT v. Great Muta*Pretty good match between these two. Someone must’ve lit a fire up Milano’s ass, because he took it to Muta, surprising the legendary beast. In the end, Milano picked up the win over Muta.* Results: Milano Collection AT d. Great Muta in 11:32 with an IRWould you put this as an upset, Brain?A definite upset, Joey. Before this, Milano couldn't beat a paper bag. And here he is, taking one of the craziest men on the planet down for the 3 count.*Mr. Pogo walks down to the ramp, stepping in and looking around, waiting for his mystery opponent.* Well, Monsoon said that Pogo wanted a match, and he's getting one here. I asked him if it would be a good one, and all Monsoon said was, "Trust Me." I don't understand what the hell tha........*Bobby gets cut off by this theme.* Oh. my. God. I completely forgot about the phrase "Trust Me."Trust me is correct, Brain, as Mr. Pogo will face Jake "The Snake" Roberts.Sixth Bout: Mr. Pogo v. Jake Roberts*Roberts' debut here in the FPEL, and in pretty dominating fashion as well. Mr. Pogo really didn’t mount much offense during the times he had offense, except for busting open Roberts. In the end, it was Roberts taking the deuce, KO-ing Pogo with his sick DDT.* Results: Jake Roberts d. Mr. Pogo in 10:08 after Roberts CRITICAL’d Pogo with a DDT*After the match, Jake grabs the bag at ringside, pulling out another python, sliding it around Mr. Pogo, who starts to freak out a little.* Apparently he wasn't a fan of snakes, Brain.I wouldn't be either with it crawling all over me.*Larry Sweeney walks down with Vader, grabbing a mic.* Oh god, I thought we wouldn't have to put up with this loudmouth.I am here to remind you all of who you're dealing with. I am "Sweet and Sour" Larry Sweeney, the manager of Champions. This is my protege, Vader. He will roll over whomever the league decides to throw at him! So let's get the beating over with!*They wait in the ring, when all of a sudden, this theme goes off.* Oh my god, Brain! Vader might have finally met his match, as he's taking on the Big Red Machine, KANE!Seventh Bout: Vader w/Larry Sweeney v. Kane*Two monsters collide here as Vader takes on the Big Red Machine. Vader looking for redemption after Kane made him look like a fool 10 years ago. Kane controlled a lot of this match as well. Vader fought back, but in the end, Kane picked up the win again.* Results: Kane d. Vader in 8:55 with a Tombstone*Kane sits up, maniacally laughing as Sweeney tries to hold back Vader.* Looks like Vader's finally met his match here in the FPEL.All I got to say about this is that man scares me.Which one? Vader or Kane?Both.*Suddenly, the lights go out. The fans look around confused.* Damnit, Joey. I told Monsoon to pay the electric bill this month! Now the power company has shut us down!It's not that, Brain! Take a look on the stage.*There's a light shining at a poll on the stage. There seems to be something on the poll. So the camera moves in and reveals it to be a mask. Not just any mask, but a TIGER MASK.* What the hell is that doing the...*Joey gets cut off by this famous theme, and the fans go nuts as he walks out on the stage and down to the ring.* Oh my god, Brain. It's Mitsuharu Misawa! He's returned to the FPEL!!But he never left! He was here the whole.....I give up.*Misawa takes a mic, looks around at the fans as they chant "Welcome Back! Welcome Back!" as he starts to speak in Japanese, subtitles for the fans to understand him.* Misawa: That is right. I have returned! I would like to thank the fans for waiting as I went on my spiritual journey. I looked long and hard for spiritual tranquility, and I have found it. However, now that I've returned, I see so many new developments. "Sour Puss" Larry Sweeney has arrived. Yawn. He's brought back Vader. Double Yawn. Paul Burchill has joined the New British Empire. I'm so excited, I might take a nap. However, Sweeney has opened a challenge for the "King of the Mountain." I would like to announce that I'm throwing my name into that match, as if there's anyone who's King of the Mountain, it's definitely the Enforcer of the Four Horsemen of Japan, Misawa Mitsuharu!Stan: But there's five of you!Misawa: Listen, you. Don't make me threaten Ronnie the Rabbit again, "Stan."*Stan meekly walks away.* Misawa: As for the next show, I lay down an open challenge to anyone. I want to once again show my wrestling prowess and entertain these great fans here once again.*Misawa hands the mic back and walks out.* Well, Brain, Misawa is back! And he's back for more!*Kendo Ka Shin walks down to the ring, looking around as he waits for his opponent as well.* What is with Monsoon and his mystery opponents? Guy can't seem to de...*Brain gets cut off by this theme.* Man! Three great mystery opponents tonight, and the last one to top it all off is Mr. Thursday Night himself, Rob Van Dam!Eighth Bout: Kendo Ka Shin v. Rob Van Dam*Another pretty decent back and forth match here. Ka Shin tried to make RVD tap, but Van Dam just wouldn’t give up. In the end, Van Dam proves once again why he’s the Whole Dam Show, taking out Ka Shin.* Results: Rob Van Dam d. Kendo Ka Shin in 13:22 with a LariatFPEL Special Ring Announcer Michael Buffer: Ladies and Gentlemen, tonight, we are going to witness the most anticipated match in the history of the Fire Pro Extreme League.
For the title of "Most Dominant Faction"!
Are you ready?
WRESTLING FANS, ARE YOU RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREADY?!
Then...
FOR THE THOUSANDS IN ATTENDANCE...
AND THE MILLIONS WATCHING AROUND THE WORLD...
FROM THE CAPITAL OF THE WESTERN HALF OF AMERICA, PHOENIX, ARIZONA...
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...
LLLLLLLLET'S GET READY TO RUUUUUUUUUBLLLEEEEEEEE!!!
Introducing first, in the corner to my right, at a combined weight of 1,293 pounds, the team of Bruiser Brody, The Big Show, Kenta Kobashi, and the self-proclaimed FPEL GJD Heavyweight Champion of the World Bill Goldberg, the team of DomiNation!
And, in the corner to my left, at a combined weight of 1,049 pounds, the team of The Great Muta, the WWE Heavyweight Champion of the World CM Punk, Kevin Nash, and Akira Taue, The Best Damn Faction, Period!Co-Main Event: DomiNation v. BDFP: The Final Chapter*I think the BDFP has a slight disadvantage going into this match, as Punk and Muta both have had matches here tonight. Multiple tags is the key in this match it seems, as most of the guys aren’t in the ring for more than 7 minutes. CM Punk is the first to get eliminated, courtesy of the Big Show.* 1st Elimination: CM Punk at 23:33 by the Big Show*Nash brings a chair into play here as Kobashi gets busted open by it. Nash and Kobashi are the main two in the ring so far, and it hurts Nash more.* 2nd Elimination: Kevin Nash at 35:33 by Kenta Kobashi*It’s now 4-2 and the BDFP looks to be fading fast. But Akira Taue has been in there for almost 35 minutes with Kobashi. If Kobashi were smart, he’d tag out to one of the fresher guys on his team. Taue, though, runs out of gas and taps out to Big Show’s torture rack.* 3rd Elimination: Akira Taue at 68:30 by Big Show*Now BDFP’s last chance is Muta. But Muta doesn’t last long, as Big Show makes him tap as well to the Stretch Muffler Hold, completing the longest match in FPEL Unleashed history.* 4th Elimination: Great Muta at 70:46 by Big Show
Results: DomiNation d. BDFP in 70:46Well, DomiNation finished off the BDFP and claimed the title of "Most Dominating Faction!"That took FOREVER, Joey! The station manager is going to be pissed at us tomorrow!Co-Main Event: Tito Ortiz v. Ken Shamrock 5Bruce Buffer: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest will be fought inside the Octagon! This is your main event of the evening! IT'S TIME!!*The crowd erupts into a frenzy for the excitement.* In the blue corner, fighting out of Huntington Beach, California. He stands in at 6'2" and weighs 205 lbs. He is the "Huntington Beach Bad Boy, TITO ORTIZ!!
And his opponent, in the red corner. Fighting out of Susanville, California. He stands in at 5'11" and weighs in at 205 lbs. He is "The World's Most Dangerous Man" KEN SHAMROCK!!!*The two rivals go at it once more. The judges scored the first round in favor of Ortiz, seeing as he got more offense in than Shamrock. The second round was more even, and the judges scored showed it. But it ended early in the final round, as Ortiz KO’ed Shamrock for the win again.* Results: Tito Ortiz d. Ken Shamrock in the 3rd Round: 0:15 with a KO.And there you have it, Folks! Ortiz takes Shamrock down one more time! Folks, we're out of time! For Bobby "The Brain" Heenan, this is Joey Styles saying GOOD NIGHT!
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Post by bigdaddyfive on Aug 22, 2008 9:18:17 GMT -5
Say, I have been thinking of Vader's idea, and for whoever wins that match, a Title shot of that person's choice will be the reward. Nice idea. Of course, I would say that, what with having Giant Singh in the match.
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Post by Triple H buried SnS on Aug 22, 2008 9:23:49 GMT -5
Say, I have been thinking of Vader's idea, and for whoever wins that match, a Title shot of that person's choice will be the reward. Wonderful idea! It's like our own money in the bank type match! Entrants thus far: Vader Taue Punk Singh Need 4 more! Remember this is for the PPV after next. Off subject a bit... Man... I think that was Vader's first loss after I got him... and he lost so convincingly
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Post by Triple H buried SnS on Aug 22, 2008 10:18:36 GMT -5
To vader: Dang they caught us. Sorry, I tried big man.
Maybe I did it on purpose! Ever think of that... HUH!? ;D
Yea, I saw it... i just... forgot... haha
Entrants thus far: Vader Taue Punk Singh Mitsuharu Misawa
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Post by bigdaddyfive on Aug 22, 2008 17:34:18 GMT -5
*A slow moving montage, containing stills and photographs plays. It has a distinctively Victorian-era appearance to it, and this is reflected in the accompanying music, found below* www.youtube.com/watch?v=NiV94u2gYvg EPISODE 1: "The Thief of Zion - Part 1"*From a bird's-eye view, zooming in, We find The Giant Singh walking down a rustic street in Mayfair, London in the fair country of England. He is walking with a swagger and a wry grin upon his face* Singh's Voiceover: "Greetings, I am The Giant Singh, bringer of justice and banisher of evil, and this is my story. A grand tale of my continuing voyages, encompassing a great quest in order to right a severe wrong. That what is that should not be. A wicked, most ignoble deed but one, I, India's greatest police officer, aim to put to task. Yes, you may know me from now on as 'Inspector Singh'. Quite."*Singh turns corner of the street and pops into an expensive tailors' shop. He pulls out a large wad of banknotes as he enters the door* Singh Voiceover: "After a brief hiatus to aid some extraordinary friends and countrymen in America, to where I will return shortly, I decided to come to the Empire's motherland for some advice. I was also comfortably rewarded - and to that effect, I am also seeking a new look as I prepare for life as an independent queller of crime. Of course, that means wearing the best, as befits a man of my stature."*Singh enters shop, a lavish, richly decorated tailors, with shelfs and rails hanging the finest garments* Singh Voiceover: "My former assistant, Mr. Rico Constantino, was now assigned to another FPELICE department but one of his final acts was to arrange for the my new attire to be made by the finest tailors in the world. It is here that my journey begins."
*The owner notices Singh standing imposingly at the doorway* Owner: (shaken) "W-w-how can I h-h-help you? If-if you want work, we've got none! And if you wish to rob me of all my earthly goods then.... then.... oh, w-who am I kidding. Just take it all! Do-do-do-don't hurt me, please!"*Scared, the owner runs behind the best and crouches down. Singh looks confused, shakes his head and walks over to the desk, slamming down the large bundle of notes* Owner: "Noooo....... Er..... what's this? Erm....?"*Owner notices money, and pops up instantly from behind the counter, instantly regaining his composure* Owner: "Well, that's different. What can I do for you... Mr.....?"*Singh pulls out an order form and passes it to the owner* Owner: "Ah.... Mr.....sorry, Inspector.... Singh. Pleasure to have your custom sir. Now let's see what we have here.... one front-and-back cap, a cloak, suit to measure and a pocket watch. Oh, and a cane as well. I remember this order, me and the chaps have been working on it all week, it's amongst the finest work we've ever produced. It's in the back - I'll go get it for you, if you don't mind waiting, sir."*Owner disappears into the back rooms as Singh checks his mobile phone, apparently checking for a message* Singh's Voiceover: "Hmm... it seems my new fangled portable auditory telecommunications device had received a message. I was anticpating a response to an earlier enquiry I had made."*Singh looks at the phone, it states "YOU'RE IN THE LARRY SWEENEY INVITATIONAL MATCH AND BEST OF ALL, THERE IS A CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE SHOT OF YOUR CHOICE FOR THE WINNER. NIGEL." Singh continues to stare at the phone, pondering slightly* Singh's Voiceover: "Most satisfactory, it appeared that my first clue had borne fruit. Now, all I had to use were my impressive physical skills and notable powers of deduction to dispose of those henchmen that stand between me and my number one suspect."*The owner returns, carrying the requested garments* Owner: "I hope these are to your liking, Inspector Singh. I trust you will try them on first?"
*Singh nods, takes the clothes and enters the changing room* Singh's Voiceover: "My previous duty still remained intact."*Puts Suit on* Singh's Voiceover: "To retrieve the Great Job Ducky World Championship Belt."*Attaches cloak and afastens pocket watch* Singh's Voiceover: "And to bring to justice the man responsible."*Puts hat and stares into mirror, posing slightly - camera focuses in, keep the dramatic shot* Singh's VOiceover: "William Goldberg."*TO BE CONTINUED* "Inspector Singh" Graphic Provided Courtesy of Tea & Crumpets
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Post by Lupin the Third on Aug 26, 2008 0:06:34 GMT -5
*Before Joey has a chance to do the introductions, this promo starts up. Then the opening credits roll with the official theme.* Hello again, wrestling fans and MMA fans, and welcome to another edition of FPEL Unleashed! Joey Styles here, and alongside me as always is Bobby "The Brain" Heenan! Brain, that's the second time we've seen a promo of that nature.I know what you mean, Joey. It's a very odd looking promo. Sorta like the matrix, or something of that order.Anyway, let's get to the action. Even though the Olympics are over and done, we're not done yet as we begin the third round of the FPEL World Cup!Opening Bout: Team USA v. Team Britain*The first battle of undefeated teams in the FPEL World Cup. Pretty decent opener once again, as both teams battle it out to stay unbeaten. Then CM Punk began pounding away on Paul Burchill before Burchill tagged McGuinness back in. Then, the tide turned when Dynamite tagged back in. After a little more back and forth action, Samoa Joe pulled out a win for the Americans, pinning Nigel McGuinness.* Results: Team USA d. Team Britain in 19:50 after a Shining EnzuigiriAnd with that, Team USA rolls ahead and moves to 3-0 in the competition, giving Team Britain their first loss.That'll teach those wacko Brits to mess with us. They should've learned from the American Revolution.Brain, that was over 225 years ago.Well, they needed a history lesson.Second Bout: Team Canada v. Team Mexico*Both teams looking for their first win here after a pair of tough losses. Pretty good match as well, with a small brawl near the end on the outside. However, Dos Caras picks up Mexico’s first win, pinning Lance Storm.* Results: Team Mexico d. Team Canada in 31:20 after a Jumping BombWell, once again, our neighbors from the Great North can't get the job done again. It's going to be a long World Cup for those guys.You could be right there, Brain.Third Bout: Team Japan v. Team Parts Unknown*Another battle of unbeaten teams here in the third round. This round hasn’t disappointed, as this was another back and forth battle between the two teams. In the end, though, Doink was able to pull out a win by making Liger tap.* Results: Team Parts Unknown d. Team Japan in 20:15 after a Reverse Figure 4Ha. That's rich, Joey. One of the toughest men in Japan, Jushin Liger, tapped out to a clown.Doink's a pretty evil clown though, Brain.But a clown, nonetheless.Fourth Bout: Team Colony v. Team India*The other battle of the winless in this round. Halfway decent match, except when Singh kept hitting Soldier Ant with a big move, he’d pin him too close to The Colony’s side. Doesn’t help that he’s been in the match almost the entire time. That would come back to bite him in the ass, as Soldier Ant was able to pick up the win.* Results: Team Colony d. Team India in 28:21 after a Jumping ElbowI stand corrected, Joey. THIS is even richer! Forget tapping out to a clown. Try getting pinned by an ant! How is Singh supposed to get the Great Job Ducky World Championship back if he can't even beat an ant?You gotta remember though, Brain. He was in there for quite a long time. The Colony had good tags and were able to isolate Singh from his corner.He's nearly 8 feet tall and weighs around 400 lbs. He could throw them across the ring if he wanted to.Well, let's take a look at the standings after three rounds: FPEL WORLD CUPAfter 3 rounds 1. Team USA 15 points 1. Team Parts Unknown 15 points 3. Team Britain 10 points 3. Team Japan 10 points 5. Team Mexico 5 points 5. Team Colony 5 points 7. Team Canada 0 points 7. Team India 0 points Fifth Bout: Vader w/Larry Sweeney v. Super Crazy*Vader trying to regain his winning streak after losing to Kane. He pounds away at Super Crazy early on, but the loco luchadore fights back. But in the end, the Mastodon proves too much for Super Crazy.* Results: Vader d. Super Crazy in 14:20 with a PowerslamWell, Vader's back to his winning ways, destroying another man in the process.Hey, Kane got lucky that first time. Wait until the next round these two tangle.Sixth Bout: Eddie Guerrero v. Rikidozan*Pretty good back and forth battle here, with Guerrero holding his own against the king of puroresu. However, it was too much for Eddie, and Rikidozan picks up the win.* Results: Rikidozan d. Eddie Guerrero in 10:29 with a Kesagiri ChopRikidozan picks up the win, even with Eddie giving him a hard fought battle. Folks, a few weeks ago, Johnny Smith was taken out of action by an angry Jun Akiyama. Akiyama, tired of all the corruption that was going on thanks to the New British Empire, took matters into his own hands, destroying Smith with a barrage of lighttubes.He's a thug. That's all Akiyama is. A low-life thug.Anywho, Smith has returned to full health, and demanded a match of any kind against Akiyama to GM Monsoon. Akiyama accepted, making it a one-on-one bout, with no interference from the NBE.Seventh Bout: Jun Akiyama v. Johnny Smith*Pretty much a one-sided affair, with Smith getting very little offense in. Akiyama finishes him off with his Wrist-Clutch Exploder.* Results: Jun Akiyama d. Johnny Smith in 10:23 with a Wrist-Clutch EXPLODAAA!!Without his British cronies, Smith was easy pickings for Jun Akiyama. Not a good night for the RBE. First losing in the FPEL World Cup, then Smith getting squashed.Eighth Bout: Kamala v. Terry Funk*Good back and forth bout between two legends of the sport. In the end, Kamala picks up the deuce over Funk.* Results: Kamala d. Terry Funk in 15:09 with a John SpikeA completely random match here, but a good one nonetheless as Kamala picks up the deuce here.*Mitsuharu Misawa walks down to the ring and hops in, warming up for his open challenge.* Last time, Misawa issued an open challenge to anyone who'd want a match. Well, the time has come for them.*Then suddenly, the promo pops up again.* What the hell? That's the second time we've seen that show up here tonight on Un....*Joey gets cut off by this titantron. The man stands at the top of the stage, arms stretched, back to the camera, microphone in hand.* Welcome to FIRE PRO IS JERICHOOOO!!
And I am here not to save all you fans, but to save myself from the atrocities that are going on in this league!*The crowd boos at him for that remark.* Oh but it's true! We have three of the finest men from Canada looking like total assclowns in the FPEL World Cup! These men have held multiple championships, yet can't even beat one team yet!
We have two teams ending their feud with each other, a feud that was only used to stroke both their egos! One man in the feud couldn't handle the pressure as well, so he went all emo and stole the World Title!
We have a giant moron and a Boy George wannabe running around, playing detective, trying to capture this Emoberg. They couldn't catch him if he was gift wrapped to them!
We have a man, in the ring, who couldn't cut the mustard, so instead of ponying up to his fellow Horsemen, he had to run around with a mask on! How pathetic!*The crowd continuing to boo him more.* You boo me now, but you'll thank me later. I'm going to do to him what I did to Shawn Michaels. End his career! And when I'm done here, things will never............EEEEEEEEEVER BE THE SAME, AGAIN!Ninth Bout: Mitsuharu Misawa v. Chris Jericho*Y2J’s debut here in the FPEL. Another solid back and forth match between the two. But, Misawa ended up spoiling Y2J’s arrival with a deuce over Jericho.* Results: Mitsuharu Misawa d. Chris Jericho in 11:53 with a Tiger DriverTenth Bout: Amir Khan v. Chad ReinerBruce Buffer: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest will be contested not in the Octagon, not under SWA Rules, but S-1 rules! In the blue corner, fighting out of Bolton, Greater Manchester, England. He stands at 5'10" and weighs a little over 130 lbs, with a record at 18 wins and 0 losses. He is AMIR KHAN!!*Khan gets a good reaction from the crowd.* His opponent, in the red corner. Fighting out of Omaha, Nebraska, he stands in at 5'11", and weighs 170 lbs. He is "THE GRINDER" CHAD REINER!!!*Reiner also gets a good reaction from the crowd.* S-1 Rules match. 3 rounds, 5 minutes per round. No TKO rule here. You go down, you answer the 10-count. Amir Khan’s debut here on FPEL and he goes up against one the premier welterweights in the MMA division from the Midwest. After the first round, the judges gave it to Reiner, as he got quite a bit more offense in than Khan did. The second round, though, was completely opposite, as Khan got way more offense in. The third round looked close, but then Khan landed a wicked left cross that KO’d Reiner.* Results: Amir Khan d. Chad Reiner in the 3rd Round: 3:39 when Khan CRITICAL’d Reiner with a Force Punch.A successful debut here for Amir Khan, taking out "The Grinder!"Main Event: Mirko “Cro Cop” Filipovic v. Volk Han Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest will be held inside the Octagon and is the Main Event of the EVENING!!
IT'S TIME!!
In the blue corner, fighting out of Zagreb, Croatia. He stands in at 6'1", and weighs 230 lbs. He is MIRKO "CRO COP" FILIPOVIC!!
His opponent, in the red corner. Fighting out of Tula, Russia. He stands in at 6'3" and weighs 235 lbs. He is VOLK HAN!!!*Octagon bout this time. Han took the first round, surprisingly, pounding away on Cro Cop. But in the second round, Cro Cop started to come back, even busting open Han. Cro Cop took the second round, evening the score possibly. In the final round, Cro Cop put away Han, keeping his winning streak going and putting Han at 1-1 in the FPEL.* Results: Mirko “Cro Cop” Filipovic d. Volk Han in the 3rd Round: 0:13 with a KO.Well, there you have it, folks! Cro Cop pulls out a win once again. This time, it's over the veteran Volk Han! We're out of time for tonight! For Bobby "The Brain" Heenan, this is Joey Styles saying good night!!
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Post by Triple H buried SnS on Aug 26, 2008 16:27:49 GMT -5
Still need 3 entrants for the King of the Mountain Match!
Vader Taue Punk Singh Misawa
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Aug 26, 2008 16:32:35 GMT -5
Still need 3 entrants for the King of the Mountain Match! Vader Taue Punk Singh Misawa I will assign three people to it.
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Post by bigdaddyfive on Aug 27, 2008 7:16:15 GMT -5
Don't worry Tank, once Singh wins the Sweeney Invitational - he's a-coming for Goldberg. If not, he'll still try anyhow.
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Post by Lupin the Third on Aug 28, 2008 22:14:42 GMT -5
Once it's time for another edition of FPEL Unleashed!*The opening credits roll* Hello again, wrestling fans and MMA fans to another edition of FPEL Unleashed! Joey Styles here, alongside Bobby "The Brain" Heenan. Brain, we got another great show tonight!Boy, you said it Joey! Tonight, before their primetime bout on CBS, we have Ken Shamrock taking on Kimbo Slice here tonight! Also, we have Chris Jericho & Johnny Smith taking on Team NOAH of the 4HJ.Opening Bout: Team USA v. Team Japan*Team USA looks to keep it’s winning streak going here. Pretty good start of the match. Both teams get a few good tags in to keep everyone fresh, then Punk gets thrown to the outside and all hell breaks loose again. KENTA finally gets tagged in and it’s Punk/KENTA once again. Both men trying to outdo the other. Finally, Punk puts KENTA away to keep Team USA undefeated.* Results: Team USA d. Team Japan in 26:22 after an Anaconda ViceIf I were CM Punk, Joey, I would've put KENTA away with his own finishing move, just to piss him off.I don't think you'd want to anger KENTA, Brain.What would the little shrimp do, bite me in the kneecap?Second Bout: Team Canada v. Team India*Battle of the winless here. Pretty decent match, nothing super special about it. Storm’s taking a beating once again, while Petey has barely been in the match. But Team India’s only fault has been that they’ve pinned Storm too close to the ropes. Finally, Singh pins Storm while Petey looks on, again.* Results: Team India d. Team Canada in 28:03 after a Final PowerbombOnce again, Lance Storm proves to be the weak link of the team, allowing Team India to take the win.But he was in there most of the time, Brain! It looked like Petey wouldn't even tag into the match.That's still no excuse for losing to a guy who's name is a spicy food.Third Bout: Team Mexico v. Team Colony*Pretty good match here as well, as both teams are vying for that second win. Good back and forth action throughout the whole match, with the Colony picking up the surprise win here.* Results: Team Colony d. Team Mexico in 27:30Amazingly, The Colony pulls out another win here, Brain. Could they be the dark horse in this whole thing.Fourth Bout: Team Britain v. Team Parts Unknown*Final match of the Fourth round. Once again, another solid match-up. Nigel and his crew are trying to give Doink and his crew their first loss of the World Cup. Burchill surprises Doink with a Standing armbar, making Doink tap in the process.* Results: Team Britain d. Team Parts Unknown in 26:28 with a Standing X Arm HoldWith that, Team Britain shows they're not "clowning around" by giving Team Parts Unknown their first loss of the World Cup.FPEL WORLD CUPAfter 4 rounds 1. Team USA 20 points 2. Team Parts Unknown 15 points 2. Team Britain 15 points 4. Team Japan 10 points 4. Team Colony 10 points 6. Team Mexico 5 points 6. Team India 5 points 8. Team Canada 0 points *Milano Collection AT walks down to the ring for his match up.* Earlier today, Milano had asked Eddie Guerrero to have a "Horsemen Exhibition" match up. However, GM Monsoon thought that this would be even better.Not sure what he has in mind, but if it's Monsoon's idea, it'll be interesting.*Milano warms up a little bit, waiting until this theme hits.* Well, hot damn! Look who's back, Joey!Indeed, Brain! Fresh off from being released by the WWE, Stevie Richards makes his triumphant return to the FPEL. This'll be a most entertaining bout.Fifth Bout: Milano Collection AT v. Stevie Richards*Stevie returns to the FPEL here, against a worthy opponent in Milano. Like usual, these two don’t disappoint, pleasing the crowd. Stevie hit the Stevie Kick, but went for more punishment. In the end though, Stevie once again showed us and we saw.* Results: Stevie Richards d. Milano Collection AT in 10:35 with a Facebuster into a Kidoh ClutchWell, Stevie got a big win in his return to the FPEL. We're taking a commercial break. We'll be right back after these messages.* Commercial for GoLion DVD. Caution: Make contain violence not suitable for kids.* Holy crap, Joey. That was actually pretty insane.That it was, Brain. Right now, Volumes 1 & 2 are out now of Voltron: Beast King GoLion. Go pick them up!Sixth Bout: Vader w/Larry Sweeney v. Shark Boy*Pretty much a squash, though Shark Boy got a little offense in, but not much.* Results: Vader d. Shark Boy in 9:36 with a PowerslamVader steamrolling through opponents, probably looking for a rematch against the Big Red Monster Kane! Folks, last time, Chris Jericho made his debut here in FPEL, surprising us after all those crazy promos. But right when he got here, he began berating the roster and claiming he was "saving himself" from Mitsuharu Misawa.He could save me as well from Misawa.Anyways, Misawa didn't take too lightly to Y2J's comments, taking him down in a one on one encounter. Tonight, Jericho is teaming up with the New British Empire's Johnny Smith to take on Team NOAH.Seventh Bout: Takeshi Morishima v. Naomichi Marufuji*One-half of the Hell’s Angels Tag Team Champions in competition here against the current NOAH GHC Heavyweight Champion. With Morishima’s size advantage, one would only think he’d eat Marufuji. Marufuji got a little offense in, but Morishima started to take over more and more. But Marufuji kept fighting back against the giant. Surprisingly, Marufuji kicked out of one of Morishima’s Backdrop Drivers. Then, when Morishima when for a powerbomb, Marufuji reversed it for a 3 count.* Results: Naomichi Marufuji d. Takeshi Morishima in 13:45 with a HuracanranaAmazing! Marufuji took out the giant Morishima to continue Perfect Strangers' momentum as they hold on to the Tag Team Titles!Ninth Bout: Yuji Nagata v. Antonio Inoki*The real Great Job Ducky World Champion takes on the other half of the Hell’s Angels Tag Team Champions. Knowing these two, this could get ugly really fast. Pretty good match between the two legends of the sport. Nagata’s been busted open by Inoki’s hard hits. Finally, Nagata ends the long, hard battle.* Results: Yuji Nagata d. Antonio Inoki in 20:33 with a Backdrop HoldMan, I'm saying it right now, Joey. This was the match of the night. These two beat the living hell out of each other to prove who was better.I might have to agree with you, Brain! It was a truly great match.Tenth Bout: Chris Jericho & Johnny Smith v. Team NOAH (Misawa & Akiyama)*Jericho and Misawa start it off, continuing their rivalry since Jericho debuted last time. But Jericho tags in Smith before Misawa does too much damage. Then Misawa tags in Akiyama, letting him do some more damage to Smith. But Smith tags in Jericho, who gets pounded on by Akiyama as well. Pretty good match, then Misawa hits Jericho with an Emerald Frowsion that sends him to the outside. It kept going on until Misawa finally ended it by pinning Jericho.* Results: Team NOAH d. Chris Jericho & Johnny Smith in 27:06 after a Tiger DriverOnce again, Misawa gets the upper hand, leaving Jericho to go back to the drawing board.*"Gangsta Lean" rolls as Eddie Guerrero struts down to the ring, ready for his matchup as well.* Well, now it's Eddie's turn to find out who he's facing. The GM only told me that he was facing one of the finest luchadores in the land.*Eddie grabs a mic first.* Cut my music, holmes. Now, I've been hearing a lot these days about "Sweet & Sour" Larry Sweeney. Well, more than I want to hear, Ese. But Sweeney did bring something up that interests me. That "King of the Mountain" match for a title shot. Well, Monsoon, count me in, as I want to be King of the Mountain!*Eddie puts his feet up on the ropes, waiting until this theme hits and out walks the man.* Whoa, when did we get a Spanish announcer?!Forget that! When did we get those hot ringside babes?!! And why aren't they downhere with us?That's a good question as well. But make no mistake, the Extreme Chairman himself, La Parka, has finally arrived in the FPEL!Eleventh Bout: Eddie Guerrero v. La Parka*La Parka’s debut here in FPEL. Good start to the match, then Eddie goes to his normal routine by going for a chair. Then he hits La Parka with the 3 Amigos: Fisherman style! Then after another good back and forth bout, Eddie picks up the deuce.* Results: Eddie Guerrero d. La Parka in 12:18 after a Flying Rolling PinWell, Eddie spoiled La Parka's debut, but it helped gain momentum for himself and the Horsemen.Main Event: Ken Shamrock v. Kimbo SliceBruce Buffer: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is to be inside the Octagon. And it is the MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING!! IT'S TIME!!!
In the blue corner, fighting out of Susanville, California! He stands at 5'11", and weighs at 205 lbs. He is "The World's Most Dangerous Man" KEN SHAMROCK!!
His opponent, in the red corner, fighting out of Miami, Florida! He stands at 6'2" and weighs 240 lbs. He is KIMBO SLICE!!Well, Elite XC is having this on their program on CBS in a few weeks, but tonight, you get the first look! SHAMROCK/SLICE on FPEL UNLEASHED!!*3 rounds in the Octagon. Kimbo’s busted open already halfway through the first round. The judges award Shamrock the first round by the slimmest of margins. The second round saw Shamrock get in some good licks at first, but Kimbo came back, actually KO’ing Shamrock with a powerbomb right at the bell, giving him the second round. Then, it was over right at the start of the third, with Kimbo locking in a submission.* Results: Kimbo Slice d. Ken Shamrock in the 3rd Round: 0:09 after a Spinning OlympicWow. That was actually kinda a surprise. Shamrock had him through the first round and a half, but Kimbo came roaring back.Ha! I knew it, Joey! Shamrock's finished! Washed up! All over!Well, you might be right this time, Brain! Folks, we're out of time! For Bobby "The Brain" Heenan, this is Joey Styles saying Good Night!!
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Post by Triple H buried SnS on Aug 29, 2008 8:56:43 GMT -5
Yes - We would love for vader to rematch against the one man that has defeated him while under the Sweet n' Sour Umbrella.
Also I would like to request that Kane be added to the King of the Mountain match as well, as we want only the best competition in there with us.
Eddie, glad to have you... Good luck... AAAaaaahahahaha
So that's: 1. Vader 2. Taue 3. Punk 4. Singh 5. Misawa 6. Eddie 7. Kane (pending GM approval) 8. Already spoken for (havent seen the promo yet.. might have missed it)
Not bad... Should be a good match
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Post by The Tank on Aug 29, 2008 9:59:32 GMT -5
Yes - We would love for vader to rematch against the one man that has defeated him while under the Sweet n' Sour Umbrella.
Also I would like to request that Kane be added to the King of the Mountain match as well, as we want only the best competition in there with us.
Eddie, glad to have you... Good luck... AAAaaaahahahahaSo that's: 1. Vader 2. Taue 3. Punk 4. Singh 5. Misawa 6. Eddie 7. Kane (pending GM approval) 8. Already spoken for (havent seen the promo yet.. might have missed it) Not bad... Should be a good match Alright, so Latino Heat's in the tournament now, eh, vato? Excellent.
But, ya know what? Even after that "grueling" match with La Parka, I'm just not feeling up to pace. I'm feelin' a tune-up match is in order. So, Monsoon, I demand a tune-up match against the man who started this tournament...
Larry Sweeney. That's right, ese. Mister Sweet n' Sour himself vs. the man, the myth, the legend, Eddie Guerrero.
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Post by Tea & Crumpets on Aug 29, 2008 12:12:54 GMT -5
Yes - We would love for vader to rematch against the one man that has defeated him while under the Sweet n' Sour Umbrella.
Also I would like to request that Kane be added to the King of the Mountain match as well, as we want only the best competition in there with us.
Eddie, glad to have you... Good luck... AAAaaaahahahahaSo that's: 1. Vader 2. Taue 3. Punk 4. Singh 5. Misawa 6. Eddie 7. Kane (pending GM approval) 8. Already spoken for (havent seen the promo yet.. might have missed it) Not bad... Should be a good match Number 8 is me as Milano, but I've not got a promo up yet due to real life keeping me busy. I'll try and get it up sometime over the weekend.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Aug 29, 2008 22:04:34 GMT -5
Here be the card:
1. Great Job Ducky Title Defense: Antonio Inoki (C) VS Bill Goldberg.
2. Dragonweight Title Defense: Stan Hansen (C) VS Rikidozan.
3. Hell's Angel's Tag Title Defense: Perfect Strangers (C) VS The New British Bulldogs.
4. Jr. Pac-Manweight title Defense: Bret Hart (C) VS Jushin Liger.
5. King Of The Hill Match: Vader VS Akira Taue VS CM Punk VS Giant Singh VS Mitsuharu Misawa VS Eddie Guerrero VS Sting VS Milano Collection AT.
6. Kendo Ka Shin & Mr. Pogo Learing Excursions Farewell match: The Far Side VS Gotchism.
7. Terry Gordy VS Giant Baba VS Kamala.
8. Yoshiaki Fujiwara VS Kevin Nash.
9. Keiji Mutoh VS Sid Vicious.
10. Low Ki and Masato Tanaka VS Baisaiku Arrow.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Aug 30, 2008 15:51:27 GMT -5
The results:
1. Low Ki & Masato Tanaka d. Baisiaku Arrow at 23:29 when Low Ki used a Dragon Sleeper on Hayabusa.
2. Sid Vicious d. Keiji Mutoh at 8:26 with a Piledriver.
3. Yoshiaki Fujiwara d. Kevin Nash at 12:28 with a Choke Attack.
4. Terry Gordy d. Giant Baba and Kamala in a Three Way Dance. 1. Giant Baba was pinned by Terry Gordy at 18:51 with a DDT. 2. Kamala was pinned by Terry Gordy at 19:29 with a Wild Bomb.
5. Gotchism d. The Far Side at 19:08 when Karl Gotch used a Chickenwing Facelock on Mr. Pogo.
6. King Of The Hill match: Vader won it at 33:18. 1. Milano Collection AT was K.O.'d by Giant Singh at 17:31 with a Final Powerbomb. 2. Mitsuharu Misawa was Submitted by Giant Singh at 17:31 with a Cobra Claw. 3. Giant Singh was pinned by Vader at 18:28 with a Wild Bomb. 4. CM Punk was pinned by Vader at 22:27 with a Muscle Bomb Press. 5. Akira Taue was pinned by Vader at 22:44 with a Muscle Bomb Press. 6. Sting was pinned by Eddie Guerrero at 31:43 with a Frankensteiner. 7. Eddie Guerrero was pinned by Vader at 33:18 with a Wild Bomb.
7. Jr. Pac-Manweight Title Defense: Bret Hart (C) d. Jushin Liger at 10:23 by reversing a Liger Bomb with a Small Package Hold to retain.
8. Hell's Angel's Tag Title Defense: Perfect Strangers (C) d. The New British Bulldogs at 26:39 when Yuji Nagata used a John Spike on Johhny Smith to retain.
9. Dragonweight Title Defense: Stan Hansen (C) d. Rikidozan at 11:40 with a Samoan Drop to retain.
10. Great Job Ducky Championship Defense: Bill Goldberg d. Antonio Inoki (C) at 16:35 with a Dynamite Punch Rush to win the Title.
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