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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 15, 2008 14:52:46 GMT -5
Apparently, withtheirfists has told me that Jinsei Shinzaki has taken a Buddist pilgrimage to Tibet, and his date back is unknown. However, he has a new person in his ranks to cover for Shinzkai while he is away. Expect more details soon.
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Post by Hensley on Sept 15, 2008 15:33:44 GMT -5
Nigel, one of us has to be the respectable one, so I'll go ahead and let you have your little moment. Allow me to remind you that I was working double duty last night, neither of which turned out too well for me, so keep that as a reminder.
Bret, you keep talking, and I really don't see why. There's no need for useless steroid accusations. Honestly, I'm just better than you. You're a geezer, Bret. I'll give you credit for what slight accomplishments you've gotten, but the future doesn't consist of Bret "The Hitman" Hart. It can only be for one...
Throw Lance at me, see if I care! I'll toss him aside just as easily as yourself. As a matter of fact, why don't you both just have at it, I'll kill two birds with one stone. I'm not afraid of you Bret, nor anyone else in this league because quite frankly, nobody's in my league...
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Lupin the Third
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Post by Lupin the Third on Sept 15, 2008 16:24:08 GMT -5
PKSandman, if you could send me Sweeney's choice for his and Blassie's match, that'd be great.
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Post by Triple H buried SnS on Sept 15, 2008 16:27:13 GMT -5
10. Samurai Tiger World Championship Defense: Bill Goldberg (C) d. Antonio Inoki w/ Larry Sweeney at 21:43 with a Chair Shot to retain. Nicely done Goldberg... You've won for now. But you better believe Sweet 'n Sour wont be giving up. We'll get another title shot somewhere down the road. And next time, the result WILL be different.
As fo you Eddie, you'll be the first to experience what sweet n' sour can do when everyone's objectives are the same... And that begins with a little pest control. Pick one of your teammates, and meet us in the ring at the next FPEL Unleashed. This will be the beginning of the end for you... "esse".Speed, can you make a match... Inoki/Vader vs Eddie/stablemate of his choosing at the next Unleashed?
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Post by Triple H buried SnS on Sept 15, 2008 16:29:40 GMT -5
PKSandman, if you could send me Sweeney's choice for his and Blassie's match, that'd be great. This match is now moot. The result of that match was to see who got to choose the match stipulation for the title match. Since the title match has now already happened, this match to decide the stip no longer matters.
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Post by The Tank on Sept 15, 2008 16:38:20 GMT -5
PKSandman, if you could send me Sweeney's choice for his and Blassie's match, that'd be great. This match is now moot. The result of that match was to see who got to choose the match stipulation for the title match. Since the title match has now already happened, this match to decide the stip no longer matters. Indeed it is. And, I assume it was a good match. But, it is done. And, Goldberg is still champ. And, I am still astonished. BUT! Guerrero and (insert teammate here) will accept the challenge of the Sweet and Sour International guys. I hope. If one of them wants to do the match, then that's cool.
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Post by Lupin the Third on Sept 15, 2008 16:56:48 GMT -5
Well, crap. Wish someone would say something earlier.
Never mind, PKS. Carry on, wayward son.
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Post by The Tank on Sept 15, 2008 17:09:34 GMT -5
Well, crap. Wish someone would say something earlier. Never mind, PKS. Carry on, wayward son. Will there be peace when he is done?
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Post by Gopher Mod on Sept 15, 2008 17:10:48 GMT -5
Well, crap. Wish someone would say something earlier. Never mind, PKS. Carry on, wayward son. Will there be peace when he is done? I'm sorry, but I'm not laying my weary head to rest or crying no more.
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Johnny B. Decent
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 15, 2008 17:16:52 GMT -5
Urg, freakin' Boston. Or Journey. Whoever the hell sang that song.
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Post by Lupin the Third on Sept 15, 2008 17:46:53 GMT -5
Urg, freakin' Boston. Or Journey. Whoever the hell sang that song. That would be Kansas, Amigo.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 15, 2008 17:53:37 GMT -5
Urg, freakin' Boston. Or Journey. Whoever the hell sang that song. That would be Kansas, Amigo. Oh. Urg, freakin' Kansas.
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Post by Lupin the Third on Sept 15, 2008 18:59:00 GMT -5
That would be Kansas, Amigo. Oh. Urg, freakin' Kansas. Hey! Quit hatin' on Kansas! Not the state, the band. The state's boring.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 15, 2008 19:06:31 GMT -5
Hey! Quit hatin' on Kansas! Not the state, the band. The state's boring. And the band is flowery. But this is neither here nor there.
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Post by Lupin the Third on Sept 15, 2008 19:09:55 GMT -5
Hey! Quit hatin' on Kansas! Not the state, the band. The state's boring. And the band is flowery. But this is neither here nor there. Nor is it anywhere! It's not green eggs and ham. And you're not Sam I Am!
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Post by Lupin the Third on Sept 15, 2008 19:40:33 GMT -5
Anyways, back on topic, here's the lineup for the next FPEL Unleashed:
Team USA celebrates their FPEL World Cup victory.
Inoki/Vader vs Eddie/stablemate of his choosing.
Fedor/Khan: The Rematch.
Gorilla Monsoon makes a special announcement about the MMA Division.
Milano Collection AT defends his Jr. PacMan-Weight Championship against a surprise opponent.
Cactus Jack makes his FPEL Unleashed debut.
All this and more on the next FPEL Unleashed!
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Post by bigdaddyfive on Sept 16, 2008 4:56:09 GMT -5
*** A vignette begins playing on the big screen *** "COMING SOON TO THE FPEL..."*fade* "THE ARRIVAL OF ONE OF THE GREATEST HARDCORE LEGENDS IN THIS INDUSTRY..."*fade* "AN INNOVATOR OF THE EXTREME..."*fade* "ONE OF THE MOST CONTROVERSIAL MEN EVER TO GRACE THE SQUARED CIRCLE..."*fade* "A HIGH-FLYING ICON, A FORMER WORLD CHAMPION..."*fade* "THIS FALL..."*fade* "TO SOME HE IS MR. MONDAY NIGHT, TO OTHERS THE WHOLE F'N SHOW..."*pic shows up* "BUT YOU KNOW HIM BEST AS..... ROB....VAN....DAM!"*fades out*
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Sept 16, 2008 22:14:57 GMT -5
So when are the shows? are they weekly?
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 16, 2008 22:27:18 GMT -5
So when are the shows? are they weekly? Yes, on the weekends.
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Post by Lupin the Third on Sept 16, 2008 22:31:16 GMT -5
*** A vignette begins playing on the big screen *** "COMING SOON TO THE FPEL..."*fade* "THE ARRIVAL OF ONE OF THE GREATEST HARDCORE LEGENDS IN THIS INDUSTRY..."*fade* "AN INNOVATOR OF THE EXTREME..."*fade* "ONE OF THE MOST CONTROVERSIAL MEN EVER TO GRACE THE SQUARED CIRCLE..."*fade* "A HIGH-FLYING ICON, A FORMER WORLD CHAMPION..."*fade* "THIS FALL..."*fade* "TO SOME HE IS MR. MONDAY NIGHT, TO OTHERS THE WHOLE F'N SHOW..."*pic shows up* "BUT YOU KNOW HIM BEST AS..... ROB....VAN....DAM!"*fades out* *The opening credits begin to roll with the official theme.* Welcome once again, ladies and gentlemen, to another edition of FPEL Unleashed! Joey Styles here, alongside Bobby "The Brain" Heenan! Brain, we have a great show planned tonight, and it started out awesome with the announcement of the return of "Mr. Monday Night" Rob Van Dam to pro wrestling!Not only that, Joey! But tonight, Team USA will celebrate their FPEL World Cup victory with their win over Team Japan at the Pay-Per-View!Also, tonight, General Manager Gorilla Monsoon has told us that he will make a special announcement concerning the MMA Division! Plus the rematch from Summer's End, Khan/Fedor II!*Joey and Brain get interrupted by this theme.* Well, well. If it is "The Savior" Chris Jericho. But it looks like he brought some company, Brain.I'll say, Joey! He looks like he's teamed up with Tomko and Giant Bernard! A smart move, if I say so.*Jericho grabs a mic and looks around at the fans in the FPEL Arena.* Welcome to FIRE PRO IS JERICHO!! I, Chris Jericho, have returned again to save this organization from the dinosaur that is Mitsuharu Misawa!*Crowd boos this.* Oh, trust me, you'll thank me when this is all over. But then I thought of something. I was outnumbered. Misawa had his group of "has-beens," the Four Horsemen of Japan. Well, I figured, I should get some allies of my own. So I went deep, and I scored BIG TIME! I gained one of the greatest tag teams in all of professional wrestling, Travis Tomko and Giant Bernard. With their help, and maybe even more, I will bring down Misawa and quite possibly the 4HJ, while I make my conquest towards saving the Samurai Tiger World Championship from Bill Goldberg. But enough of the future that is Y2J, I want to talk about tonight. Misawa, I challenge you to find yourself a pair of tag partners, 'Cause it's you vs. me and my men! If you got the guts, then bring it to the table!*He drops the mic as he, Bernard, and Tomko slap hands and walk to the back.* Well, I don't think Misawa's going to have too much trouble finding a pair of partners.You sure, Joey? Milano's got a match tonight, as well as Eddie and Akiyama, and Liger's not in the building tonight. It could be tougher than he thought.Opening Bout: Barbwire Deathmatch: Cactus Jack v. Tommy Dreamer*Two hardcore legends going at it here in the opening bout. Dreamer already busted open early. Soon Cactus is busted open as both men pound away at each other. The explosion hits at the 15 minute mark, but surprisingly, it knocks neither one of them out. Both men just beating the crap out of each other. But, neither can get the pin before the 30 minute time limit.* Results: Cactus Jack and Tommy Dreamer battle to a 30-minute time limit drawExcellent opening bout as these two renew their rivalry from the glory days of ECW, Brain! I have a hunch, though, that this may not be over.*Milano Collection AT walks out, Jr. PacMan-Weight Championship around his waist as he slides into the ring.* And here's the Italian Stallion himself, Milano Collection AT, ready to defend his belt here on FPEL Unleashed.Question is, who is he defending it against, Joey?*Milano waits for his opponent, until this theme hits.* Oh my god, Brain! Milano's mystery opponent tonight is none other than Rey Mysterio.Fitting, since Rey Mysterio is translated to "King of Mystery"I didn't know you spoke Spanish, Brain.Oh I don't. I just translated it on Altavista.Second Bout: Jr. PacMan-Weight Championship: Milano Collection AT (c) v. Rey Mysterio*Good back and forth match. Rey hits the 619 early, but misses the West Coast Pop. Then Milano started to gain momentum from there. Then, Milano surprises Rey with a roll-up for the win.* Results: Milano Collection AT d. Rey Mysterio in 11:13 to retain the titleA good title defense here, as Milano retains his crown. Coming up next, Y2J and his crew take on Misawa and his choices.Given if he has any choices, Joey.*Jericho, Bernard, and Tomko walk out and step in the ring. Misawa walks down the ramp, then stops, as this theme hits.* Wow, Misawa can sure pick 'em, Joey!He sure can, Brain! It's almost like Misawa said "Anything you can do, I can do better," and he did by picking our Hell's Angels Tag Team Champions, Perfect Strangers!Third Bout: Chris Jericho, Tomko, & Giant Bernard v. Mitsuharu Misawa & Perfect Strangers*The match starts out pretty good, with the two teams getting some good tags in here and there. Then, they start to brawl in and out of the ring. It continues like that until Mills gets some order in there. Then, Misawa hits Tomko with a Tiger Driver, but only gets a near-fall, to which then he finally finishes him off.* Results: Mitsuharu Misawa & Perfect Strangers d. Chris Jericho, Tomko, & Giant Bernard in 14:32 after a Final Rolling Elbow*Misawa is about to get his arm raised by Mills when he is blasted in the back by a man in a hooded sweatshirt with a steel chair. The man pulls down his hood to reveal CHUCK TAYLOR.* What the hell?!! It's Chuck Taylor! From CHIKARA! What the hell is he doing here, Brain?!I'll tell ya what he's doing, Joey! He's helping Jericho pound away on Misawa and the Tag Team Champions!*Taylor helps pound away, until Eddie and Akiyama rush the ring, Eddie carrying a chair himself while Akiyama has his lighttube, making Y2J and his cronies head for the back, as they check on Misawa and Perfect Strangers.* Let's take you backstage with So Cal Val to Gorilla Monsoon's big announcement!Thanks, Joey! With me is our beloved GM Gorilla Monsoon. Mr. Monsoon..Please, child. Call me Gorilla.Gorilla, you have said that you had a special announcement regarding the MMA Division.That I do, Val. As all of you know, the Lion Fighters Title has been vacated ever since Bret Hart defeated Giant Baba in a unification bout. Well, I'm here to announce that the belt will be brought back for the MMA Division. However, it will be given a name change, to give it freshness. Therefore, it will be rechristened the MMA King of Beasts Championship! And to kick it off, the next FPEL Unleashed will be a complete exclusive event, kicking off a 12-man tournament to crown the first King of Beasts Champion. Here is the brackets for the tournament.The MMA King of Beasts Championship Tournament.Fedor Emelianeko VS Volk Han. Ken Shamrock VS Don Frye. Mirko "Cro Cop" Filipovic VS Amir Khan. Bob Sapp VS Quinton "Rampage" Jackson. Bitsadze Tariel VS Igor Vorchachyn. Vader VS Brock Lesnar. Thanks a lot, Gorilla. Back to you guys.Thanks, Val. Man, Brain, I don't know what we cut to hire Val, but I'm glad we did.You and me both, Joey.Let's head down to ringside with Bruce Buffer.Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest will be held under SWA Rules. In the blue corner, fighting out of Bolton, Great Manchester, England. He stands in at 5'10" and weighs 135 lbs. He is a member of the New British Empire, AMIR KHAN!!
His opponent, in the red corner, fighting out of Stary Oskol, Russia. He stands in at 6'2" and weighs 230 lbs. He is "The Last Emperor" FEDOR EMELIANENKO!!Fourth Bout: Amir Khan v. Fedor Emelianenko*SWA Rules Rematch here from Summer’s End. Khan busts Fedor open early in the first round with his hard strikes. After that, Fedor takes it to Khan somewhat, roughing him up a little. It’s enough to get him the first round. Khan comes out in the second firing away at Fedor, but Fedor starts to use some take down submissions on Khan. The second round comes to an end and it was a pretty even round. But early in the third, Fedor uses an arm lock to make Khan tap.* Results: Fedor Emelianenko d. Amir Khan in the 3rd Round: 0:15 after a Chickenwing Arm LockAnd with that, Fedor avenges his loss to Amir right here on FPEL Unleashed!*Vader and Inoki walk out. Eddie walks out as well, grabbing a mic.* Well, holmes. You said I could pick anyone I wanted in the Four Horsemen of Japan. Well, look no further, vatos, as I pick the leader of the 4HJ: Jun Akiyama!Main Event: Sweet & Sour International v. Eddie Guerrero & Jun Akiyama*S&S take on the 4HJ. Eddie and Akiyama take turns pounding away at Inoki, until he tags in Vader. Vader then pounds away a bit on Akiyama, but Guerrero comes in and regains the momentum. After that, it’s a back and forth back until Inoki surprises Guerrero with a pin.* Results: Sweet & Sour International d. Eddie Guerrero & Jun Akiyama in 18:58 after a backslide*After a promo for the next FPEL Unleashed, Gorilla Monsoon is shown standing in the ring with CM Punk, Samoa Joe, and AJ Styles.* Ladies and gentlemen, it is with great honor that I present to you the Champions of the FPEL World Cup, Team USA! I present to them their gold medals and this:
The FPEL World Cup Big Ass Trophy. And now, to celebrate, please rise for the U.S. National Anthem.*Monsoon leaves the ring as Punk, Joe, and AJ stand at attention as the national anthem plays. Then, halfway through, it's interrupted as the Sex Pistols "God Save the Queen" blares over the loud speakers and Nigel and the New British Empire walk down to the ring, Nigel with mic in hand.* Hold it, hold it, cut the music! I can't believe this! This is an injustice! We, the New British Empire, truly are the greatest in the world, yet it is these three nobodies, that are showered with praise and love and bollocks! We will not stand for this, this malarkey! It's an outrage, I say!*CM Punk and AJ Styles laugh a bit as Joe just glares down the NBE as the fans chant "Joe's gonna kill you! Joe's gonna kill you!" Then CM Punk grabs a mic.* Someone needs to get over himself. Listen, Nigel, we beat you in the tournament, yet you still bitch and moan about how you are cheated out of everything. "Oh we didn't the no. 1 seed in the tournament and we should've, even though I had my head up my ass to not see that Team USA won the tiebreaker." Hell, you couldn't even beat Team Japan to make it the finals. You had to go one on one with Petey Williams to get anything, which even then you didn't deserve.
And nobodies? You should look at the crew you hang with. You have Prince Nana, a prince from some country I don't remember over in Africa, Dynamite Kid, who was only good enough to win the WWF Tag Team Championship otherwise a bitter old man, Giant Singh, who, yes, won the WWE World Heavyweight Championship, but only because everyone else was either suspended or injured, and should be nowhere near the title, and you have Johnny Smith. And most people don't even know who the hell Johnny Smith is!
Even you, Nigel. You've only won the Ring of Honor World Championship. I held that belt back when it was truly meaningful to wear that belt. Not only that, but I have won the ECW World Heavyweight Championship as well as the WWE World Heavyweight Championship! Then there's Samoa Joe. Also a holder of the ROH World Championship and the current holder of the TNA World Heavyweight Championship. Then you have AJ Styles, who is a former 2-time NWA World Heavyweight Champion himself. So it's no surprise who won this World Cup. But if you're itchin' for a beatdown, then we'll be happy to give it to ya. But I'd probably turn around if I were you, as I see someone coming that wants another piece of you bums as well.*Nigel and his crew turn around to see Jun Akiyama standing on the stage, lighttube in both hands. Nigel and crew try to find an escape, only to start getting beat down by Team USA as Akiyama makes his way to the ring. The NBE makes it escape through the crowd, but Nigel is trapped against the ring post as Akiyama corners him. Akiyama takes a swing, but Nigel ducks and the lighttube shatters against the ring post, and Nigel escapes as well. The show ends as Team USA and Akiyama stare down the spooked NBE and it fades to black.*
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